Why does /o/ get so buttmad about vanlife?
>>23605873>>23605869and both of you don't forget to seethe, cope and last but not least DILATE
>>23605865Why? Because it's really hard to pull it off for actual living, instead of heavily post-processed Instagram shit. Most "vanlife" photos are basically doctored psychologically masturbatory bullshit. You need a lot of money, way more than the average /o/tist has available. A fully-equipped Crafter/Sprinter/Ducato/Daily/Transit Max conversion is $50k easily. And that's the floor. It can easily go all the way to several hunred thou.
>>23605865>enter van thread>thats not the fast and furious civic>thats not my favorite anime hachi rocky 86>vans are slow>vans are for poor people>why would i want to drive a ugly vanThey tend to get confused and upset when they leave their faggot infested general to find that people appreciate other kinds of vehicles.The socially inept also have no use for a van due to lack of friends, family, and love life.
>>23605871>>23605875>>23605878noone wants your gay little thread. seriously fuck off back to le reddit
>>23605906Thanks for bumping my gay little thread
Does a woman with greasy hair and dirty feet come standard with a van or are they sold separately?
>>23605951If you find out where they're sold let me know.
>>23605945guess what? vanlife isn't an /o/ related topic. stupid little basedboy faggot
>>23605994>vanlife isn't an /o/ related topic
>>23605873tri va go
it's a jewish plot to normalize homelessness by making it seem aspirational and discourage land ownership
>>23605865It's pure instagram bait. Why'd you think they never talk about where they go to shit? Or how they stay clean?You can't afford a van with a shower or a toilet for less than 6 figures, but these people want you to think they're broke hipsters.
>>23606145Why would you be privy to their evil plans?
Its literally a cope for being homeless
>>23606150You should be shitting in a standard camp toilet with plastic bags or whatever if out innawoods, or in a business if currently in civilization. Showering should be done through either truck stops or a nationwide gym chain.
>>23606150This. An average person sees a high production value video of a quaint little cubby that's maybe 10 minutes long, meanwhile what it doesn't show is the 16 hours a day in which you're living in a fucking van because they're trying to make homelessness seem aspirational
>>23606145take your meds
Because they can't budget and think it takes six figures to convert a van to have a bed and table lmao, the entire project should be no more than 20k including the van if you have an adult brain.
>>23606191tell me this can be done for 20khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VaJIXP874and no sucking hobos off under a bridge for change does not count in reducing costs
>>23605994>/o/ - auto
>>23606196That's over the top normie with a house faggot shit. It's cheaper to do it yourself with your own planning and still have decent materials. Vans are small so are cheap to fill. The planks on the ceiling are cheap as there are only 6 or 7, white paint is cheap too. idk how much that is in cuckbucks(dollars) but it's cheap here, especially since you can get scrap wood and easily get some cheap paint left over from someone else who doesn't need it. The skylight is stupid faggot shit, get a decent $500 roof filter and you'll only need to replace it every decade or so. The shower can be a pop-up fold away camp one or you could just use a nationwide gym. You could even call a hotel up and ask if you could rent a room just to shower then immediately get your money back when you leave. You don't want one in your van anyways as it would get damp and stink up the place.the cupboards are a preference and can easily be bought as either old stock or used and you refubish them to look good. The bed should be built in to the van where ever you can put it. Just install what you already have or cut it down to waht you need, that's basically free. Just make easy shit like counters and whatnot by yourself, you'll save so much money by watching a youtube tutorial on how to paint it properly instead of buying a new modern counter. Recycled wood is a good way to go to. Avoid MDF where you can.
>>23606229Sounds like a great recipe for a Romanian jail on wheels
>>23606234Vanlife isn't pleasant. I'm just saying that you retards think it's super expensive because you're too young to grasp how much things are worth.It's a shit life, ask gypsies.
>>23606238Gyppos seem to be perfectly happy
>>23606250People with a <70 point IQ score generally are.
>>23606250Because the worst of them are locked up lol also their culture makes any sort of travelling life bearable which is handy.So many of them sleep on the floor of a van with just a matress.It's what they want, they live it so it makes them happy. Like houses make normies happy.
>>23605865Just get an rv faggot. They're actually made for the purpose and some have toilets and showers.
>>23605871You will never be a woman
>>23605994>vans aren't vehiclesLook at this retarded niggerfaggot. Go back to your containment chamber.
>>23605901Whats the van word for glamping? Because thats what you're doing.
>>23606286>Cars can't travel>Cars don't go outside>Cars can't have any personal modificationsthis is how stupid you sound with just 9 letters, I'm impressed.
>>23606168it obvious to even the most casual observer
>>23606498obvious to a schizo maybe
>>23605865Nice feet :D
>>23606619eat a dick
>>23605865>/o/ gets mad about vanlife.>litterally had a Tripfag named Vandweller that regularly documented his life on here years ago. Back to /b/ with you newfag.
>>23606626You will never be a woman
>>23606299Ain't nothing wrong in having your own toilet and shower, rather than having to share it with all the other campground fuckers.
>>23605865i couldn't do itway too small in there
>>23605865Because pic related is objectively better>Larger with better use of space>Better towing capabilities>Can be had for cheaper>Can be converted to regular truck very easily>More modular (can replace truck or camper without much work)>Better 4x4I don't know why you would buy a van when you can own one of these
>>23607261The one significant downside is it is obvious someone is living in it. Therefore you have fewer options than a stealth van.
>>23607261Because with that one everybody can instantly tell you're a bloody gypsy. Whereas with picrel you can always pretend you're just an odd-looking van.
So you're saying I could either legally stay in a 4 star hotel in every state for a year or buy a van and worry about some crackhead killing me/stealing everything I own?Where do I sign?
>>23605865Her feet are fucking hugeWould tho
>>23605865Shitting is nastyShowering is nasty
>>23607855Added bonus - if the crackhead is a rapist you get free sex
>>23607861you're right, they are longer than her torso
>>23605901This. Al these Instagram and youtube channels are like "we just decided to quit our jobs and live van life!" but casually neglect to add that they're both either trust fund babies still earning paychecks from their inherited non-jobs, or they spent the first 15 years of their professional life working in a startup that was lucky enough to give them an exit to retire from at 35. They also exclusively visit tourist spots where they're never more than 15 minutes away from modern amenities.The reality of van life is that you either need a lot of money to live comfortably, or you are literally a homeless person living that life.
>>23607964because they famously love vanlife and post about it on instagram
about five months ago, i noticed a bunch of box trucks parked at the local walmartafter a few days, i noticed none of them had padlocks on the doorever since that day, if i see a box truck at walmart, and it doesn't have the padlock, i've been returning, and putting a padlock oni rarely see box trucks at walmart this anymore
>>23607298no van you live in is stealth, even the clever ones are obvious
>>23608235why were you just snoopin' on box trucks homie?
>>23605869based and fpbp.
>>23605994You're such a fucking retard holy shit
>>23608323neighborhood watchno niggers allowed
>>23608312Pretty much. A lot of people these days have video doorbells and they're going to get a notification every time you move or get in or out of your van. Plus nobody drives vans these days so you will stick out in a sea of crossovers and trucks. Both of these make residential parking out of the question. Even if you go to a industrial area with thefts on the rise you're still going to get towed or asked to leave. If you go out to the mountains so many people are doing this now that the rangers and CO's are starting to crack down on overnight camping.
I want to fuck a hairy hippy cunt in a van. Is that too much to ask?
Uh oh that claustrophobia is kicking in again. That's what I get for not being high 24/7. PASS THE BONG!
Is there a publicly available AI you can feed text to make it talk shit? I'd love to feed it this thread.
>>23608348oh i just realized we're supposed to believe people were living in those box trucks and they weren't just regular ol box trucks with no locks on it because no one locks their box truck
>>23608489oh i just realized we're supposed to believe people were living in those box trucks and they weren't just regular ol box trucks with no locks on it because no one locks their box truck doors and everyone with an iota of common sense knows that, duh, you would.okay.so some of us were on our way to indianapolis where were were gonna do the rec league we've been building up for over 6 weeks now.it was the last home game of the year, and we'd played our tails off all season long and were the only undefeated team.guess what?i couldn't get out of that place fast enough.i had never seen so many people in one place who didn't have an ounce of common sense, and i swear
>>23608489i've never seen one without a lock, until this nigger van life shit started
>If the crackhead is a rapist you get free sex.Of course, he may kill you, in which case you'll probably not be able to sue him."As a servant of the Lord I will not be a virgin.I will be married but I will be a virgin.I will stay faithful to my husband and I will love and cherish him.And I will keep myself pure for him."Never mind that you can only be with one man at a time.I'm sure the Celestial Mother will understand, and the Father will forgive you.Unless you slept with your own father while he was your bishop, in which
I want to keep my van for three years. I don't want to dump it in a landfill, but I don't want to be a gypsy, either. I'm very American about this van thing.(Pic: OWNER ROD LUTZ)
>>23608507...what? you're odd.
>>23609602so are you
>>23610905i'm not putting locks on random box trucks though, so i've got you there
>>23611327maybe talk to the truck driver?” He said, “but not him, that’s for sure.A lot of that crap is in the back of his truck.He looks like the type who’s got some sort of escape plan.” The truck driver laughed, pointing to Grif.“What?” I asked.“I said that's a big truck!The exhaust pipe is pretty far back in the cab.I'd stay away from the back.” The truck driver said.I kept up my little conversation with George.“What else ya got?” he asked.“How does this work again?” I asked.“Inhale the gas through the hose." He replied.
>>23611354i'm not reading this weird story, the last one didn't make sense to me.
A lot of us want a little piece of land to call our own, but without the astronomical prices and long commutes that come along with it. But for those who can’t swing a down payment for a house in the City of Angels, what are some options?Millennials have been priced out of home ownership and taking to the road has given them a more fulfilling life.
Appalling. What gives? What's changed? Just yesterday I was chortling at BBC News for its cartoon of a young woman sitting on a park bench with her laptop and two cats, waiting for her mate, who was in a lorry picking up litter for the 'Great British Spring Clean'. This lovely lady had obviously decided that sofa surfing would be the more sustainable way to have fun, and bought herself a van. This 'holiday' is now going to cost her more than a month's rent. There must be something in it.
Seethe, cope, dilate you fucking discord tranny. Vanlife forever. I want to fuck hairy sluts in the back of my van and smoke weed. Im still obsessed with the (vanish) Rastafarian hoods of East London. Keep your smoothies, your crystals, and all your fucking safari clothes and step to the side, kid. Where’s my bong and some reefer? When is the bird going to fly over and rob us of this menace?So, who can we all call? Who the fuck knows? Help is on the way, lil homies! Some wise, dude, some kind of knuckle-dragger with cash. Some smelly-ass slob in a hideous little Cadillac or something. What’s your favorite van/travel icon?
Onlyfans to fund your vanlife adventure?It depends on your own level, the promotion of your first hardcore movie; if you already have a solid following you might be able to recoup some or all of your costs after your second or third movie.One way to do that is to build up a body of hardcore porn and allow the hardcore market to grow around you, either through renting your content on Vimeo or similar, or making a live streaming site for that hardcore material, and then have a second or third film released once the first one is able?
>>23611372>>23611383>>23611391>>23611402a faggot of sameness
>>23611406>a faggot of samenessa limber automatonuseless childa wonder-dreamthe archon of negationconjured by the subroutinesnon-profit, homogenous, indispensablepleasures beyond our desiresthickneatlubricatedillegiblewaterproofminorhelicopterswimming in plasticburnishedbeautifully brokenfastwaveringmeaninglesssappyfamiliardazzlingreliableinefficientstaticlandfillan artificialan ordinary objectan adversarya government botmortgageda henpeckedembezzledthis list
>>23611428>same fagmooswedishswedish oventea lightstoenailtoenail polishToenail in bloodorange peeloscillating microscopeToenailTO-DOTOENEGROWToenailsTelevisionTooneryNo snack foods, no candy.Drink[ edit ]Not to be confused with white wine, which is a white grape.Nothing.Not only is nothing drinkable, but nothing is edible.nearly the opposite of alcohol.nephewNothing.When pouring a glass, and one person lifts their hand up in the air while the other one refills,
>>23611435i made my point, not reading this, samefag
>>23611415>>23611435take your meds
>>23611467take my dick
>>23611495fuck thats a good one i'm stealing that shit>>23611467do it faggot
why the fuck would i want to live in a cramped box with shit finish instead of living in a comfy home built to my exact tastes and with top tier materialsvanlife is a symptom of the failure of capitalism, people have to convince themselves that living in a fucking car is more than a desperate attempt to survive in our meme economy
>>23611372>>23611383>>23611391>>23611402Excuse me where is the ass?? Where is the weight?
>>23605865>Van lifeno thank you.
>>23606632YWNB Joe Biden
You can have one of those 400 sq. foot tiny houses, a tricked out house van and a nice car all for about $100K.
>>23612933I mean if you barter your anal virginity to cover 2/3s of it then sure
>>23606145>jewish>not paying rentIt's all rich kids being bankrolled larping as nomadsI spend a lot of time traveling and i see these fags everywhere in the rockies
>>23605865these people spend like a hundred thousand on these vans, but for that price you could get a semi truck and a trailer and build a mobile mansion, and it would be completely stealth, and you can stay at truck stops. Or inside the trailer you could keep a car or some motorcycles or something if you want to go around town or to some remote locations
>>23608057>or they spent the first 15 years of their professional life working in a startup that was lucky enough to give them an exit to retire from at 35I ran into so many of these. There's also the DINK couples that got burned out from working in tech and law that jump into this.
>>23605901>>23606150>>23615609 A friend of mine did a van built himself over a 2 year period. He showed me the final budget, which came to around 27k Euros including the van (2010 Fiat Ducato/Promaster). The thing is very well insulated, airconditioned, ventilation system, lpg powered heating and cooking, toilet/shower combination, a roof full of solar panels, 500Ah batteries, full size double bed, 4/5g antenna on the roof and a build in sound/gaming system.The thing is comfy to live in in all climates, unlike most YT/instagram builds that will turn into an oven during summer or your balls will freeze off in winter. If you are somewhat handy yourself and got some free time a quality built in which you can live for extended periods on a slimish budget is doable. The guy works in construction and uses it to work all over the place going from project to project.
>>23605865Sucks to do full time or in the winter. It's fucking fun as all hell for vacations, car camping, roadtrips etc>>23606145I own land and a camper van. Checkmate atheists.
>>23616359Sounds based. Do you have any pictures of his build?
>>23616359Sounds muito basado, but it's worth mentioning that this is relatively easy in Yuropland, since you have a lot of 2nd hand Hymer, Sunlight, whatever parts on sale relatively cheaply. Not so much in the USA, since campervans are much less common.
>>23611372LOL a van dweller commune: a bunch of van dwellers get together , pool their money and buy a parking lot. They then park on said lot overnight.
>>23605865because its fake. it's not people that are legitimately poor and trying to save money, it's trustfundies and dinks doing it for social media clout.Theres nothing glorious about living in a car. In reality it sucks dick.
>>23606190your ancestors should have died in the chambers
>>23611548depends on what you do with your van
>>23615609just play king of the road and buy yourself a nice Class A, the top end models are like nothing else out there.
If you want the honest truth as to why most people (including /o/) don't find vanlife appealing it's because after the first 15 minutes of daydreaming what it would be like to live rent free, no utilities, able to roam around and explore your country... on the 16th minute it all goes down hill as you start ACTUALLY researching what it takes to do something like this, and all the downsides that come with it.>Cost of an RV>You don't save that much money by building your own van-dwelling, and it's always sub-par to a commercially built product.>How much does it cost to insure, fuel, repair, etc.>Where will I park it?>RV Parks are expensive and not readily available everywhere>Stories of parked RV's getting towed, burgled, vandalized, or ticketed.>Where will I receive my mail?>How will I make money?>What woman wants to be with a guy living out of a van?>Seriously, how will I make money?!There's a reason people follow societal norms of renting/owning a home: Society is made to work that way. We based all of our infrastructure, financing, entertainment, work-life, relationships, and everything else you can possibly imagine around the idea of "You will live in a structure, and commute to another structure to earn income".If you work Virtually, sure, you're the exception, but that I only removes a small part of the huge down-sides of vanlife. Also... do you have a dog? a girlfriend? children? They won't want this. Do you want these things? You won't obtain them with this.
>>23618558>How will I make money?From fuck prostitute
>>23618558You're very much a "can't do" mentality.
>>23607261These are neat, but you need a 3/4ton to haul a half decent camperAn ideal overland build is just a Power Wagon with a camper
>>23618571Sure, but your holes are only worth so much after awhile.>>23618581No. I'm just realistic. I dream as much as anyone else, but then I do ACTUAL research before jumping in feet first.
>>23618606>No. I'm just realistic.No you're pessimistic and whiny.
>>23618611No. You just can't handle the fact that people may have opinions that differ from your own. Grow up.
>>23618654Don't cry, whiny bitch.
>>23618661Move out of your mom's guest room.
>>23605865how do these people shower?
>>23618663I'll move into your mom faggot
>>23618669Usually a 24-hour gym membership.
>>23618673Your mom, my mom. Either way, you're a basement dwelling leach who's interupting peoples lives. Your mom wants to walk around her own damn house naked and fuck your friends from CougarsForCubs.comSeriously. Move out.
>>23618687It's spelled leech you fucking nigger
>>23616359damn sounds like a pretty solid build. If you can, please upload some pictures.
>>23616359>30k van>still shitting in a bucketOH but he's got 4g so it's all good i guess. Christ.
I recently saw a video about a family of 7 (along with a dog and two cats) who were living fulltime in a converted school bus. I couldn't help but feel bad for the four kids who are forced to live in an extremely cramped bus with only a single size bed to call their own personal space, which they share with the washing machine and engine compartment. Many of the commenters shared my sentiment about this, especially about what would happen when the kids went through puberty. The worst part was the parents gave off control freak vibes who dragged their kids involuntarily on this "adventure" in order to fulfill their selfish desires.
>>23605951Comes standard with being a poorfag
>>23606150I think you guys are too pessimistic. There are literally homeless people who sleep in the middle of the street and they figure out how to shit and piss. Having a vehicle can only be a step up from there.
>>23607861>>23607944>what is perspective in photography?
>>23618980This. Go figure some retard vanlife instagram slut has no idea how to work whatever camera and lenses they also put on the credit card.
>>23618958And paying for an actual apartment is a hundred times better
>>23611402I make porn
>>23619003different lenses and different distances, it's more about the distance
Because you are a bum that inconveniences others, you degenerate piece of trash. Lately dipshits have taken a liking to sleeping in their vans on my business property, I check my cameras from home multiple times per night just to call the cops on these stinky assholes. Fuck off, get a job, you fucking degenerate.
>>23605865>Suburban walks overHold muh beer, let me show how this is done..
>>23611895>>23618504Everyone and their mother is selling their shanty for God knows how much in California and moving into the state I live.And literally every other one is buying one of these + huge gucci'd pickup trucks.It's the most bizarre thing ever.The neighborhood I live in literally has tons of them lined along the streets now.
>>23618504Those fuckers cost as much as house anyway, the whole point of "van lyfe" is to be a tight ass cheapskate.
>>23607261this over and over again.buy a ram 3500 for $10k and buy a camper for $5k. you have comfy shower, generator and everything.
>>23620110Where are you going to park? You're going to still need somewhere with hookups or you will have to be constantly filling and emptying tanks.
>>23618859Ya if the bus were immobile, like a closet in NYC, or just a broke down bus, it would be called "child abuse"
Van life is great for holidays. Buy a camper van for day trips and weekends away, not for full time living in.
>>23619499Nice. How many loads have you taken so far?
>>23607298>>23607308there is no such thing as a stealth van. everyone knows but noone cares because they think you are homeless and nobody wants to deal with homeless people.
>>23621569>there is no such thing as a stealth vanThere is. From the outside it looks like your average rape van.
>>23605901Imagine having your head buried this far into the ground, my build is literally NOTHING in terms of cash. A decent solar setup for just a laptop and fridge ran me a couple grand, after that the only thing I needed was a sleeping bag a little cushioning and a fucking water filter for my water tank. These idiots with massive sinks and all this other garbage that are glamping are a bunch of conformist, dumb fucking women looking for attention. They're the same people that think they need a perfectly climate controlled place 24/7, they never compromise on anything(which is why they're in debt so bad, and so are you more than likely), and think they need a McMansion to feel happy. tl;drYou're a fucking idiot butter-soft bitch that has no concept of roughing it.
>>23605994Lol thank you for this retarded comment, had a good chuckle
I'm building vw t3 syncros with my father. We started doing this around 10 years ago now it's crazy how expensive they've become. I like how these YouTube trends doubled the price.
>my entire life is doomscrolling so I dont actually notice the fact that im living in a van when I could just move to south east asia/south america If I wanted to live cheap
>>23615609gonna need an AZ license but you're not wrong.
>>23618504My HVAC guy just bought something like this, spent $550k. it's nicer than most houses.
>>23622294now that you said it, what is even the point living permantly in a van if it isnt extreme minimalism. youre just driving around a cucked rv.
So vanlifefag is /o/'s equivalent of /g/'s CRTfag? Always spamming threads nobody wants or cares about, intentionally including inflammatory language in the OP to play victim and start fights.
>>23622378why do peopl buy those things?they get driven around 6 times in 3 years then sit and rot