Whats the unsafest car I can buy for $1500? I'm planning to kill myself but I want it to look like an accident so people don't know I was a suicidal faggot.What kind of unsafe stuff can I add to the car? Suicide knob on the steering wheel? Put some heavy shit unsecured in the back seat?
Knife on the seat stabbing you in the ass and cruise through speedbumps until you die.
>>22724800Not a bad idea, can I even get a running bike for $1500? Something that will go fast enough to guarantee my death when I slide into a tree?
>>22724780What an autistic way to go
>>22724807Funny, I'm killing myself because I'm autistic and can't stand living like this anymore.
>>22724803Even with a fucking piaggio you die if you hit a tree at 30mph
>>22724780Rent something dumbass. Rent an exotic and do some cocaine.
>>22724803a scooter in the right area will get you killed --if you willing to drag down someone else with youyou can get them for cheap
>>22724834And you better livestream it. Though odds are you're too much of a bitch to actually go through with it.
>>22724834This. Fly to Vegas, rent a Ferrari, then drive it into the Grand Canyon at 180 mph.
>>22724803Yeah you can get a brand new 230cc dirt bike delivered to your house for $1500. Top speed over 60. Might have some fun before you die
Rent a u-haul and buy a whole bunch of bricks. Go fast and stomp on the brakes. Bonus points if you merely cripple yourself.
>>22724855Actually the uhaul pickups are fast. Skip the bricks they slow you down.
>>22724780if I were you - don't. Get yourself a nice vacation. Hookers, drugs, the whole shebang.Maybe then you can channel your autism into making money and having worldly pleasures.
>>22724803Take a loan for a Kawa H2, and open the throttle wide openResults guaranteed
Problem with the bike is I'd need a bike license first, and I don't know any bikerfags to apprentice me.>>22724921I hate all of those things and would have a terrible time. Let alone I wouldn't get much for $1500...
>>22724851I don't condone people killing themselves but that would be sick
Man the fuck up and don’t kill yourself you retard. If you’re really feeling like ending it, you would’ve bought a Beretta (handgun, not the Chevy) and ended it already without worrying about others knowing you’re suicidal. So how about using that little bit of money to improve your life a bit and not giving up like a pussy?
>>22724958Why would you get a license? You will be dead before they check that.But if you are too autistic to ride unlicensed, you can literally just rent any car in minecraft and run it up over 100 mph and hit something immovable. But thats illegal too. Your license is for safe and proper driving, any form of autism that prevents you from riding a motorbike unlicensed should also prevent you from driving badly. A license is like an agreement to drive properly.But I have a brother who lives in the oregon desert watching videos and playing videogames so maybe you could just go over there and do that. Why you hate life anyways what would you do in autistic paradise?
You're in a special place right now, OP. If you're serious about this then that means you have nothing tying you down, you can have an adventure before you go. I have a few ideas for you, tell me if anything sounds fun. If you've ever wanted to travel, this is your last chance.1500 bucks will get you a domestic bus/plane ticket pretty far away and at least a week in a motel, during which time you can act like whoever you want to be. You don't have to die to stop being who you are right now, but if you still don't like yourself after the trip then you're no worse off than you are now. You can also do what a few other anons have said and buy a motorcycle, they're fun and cheap. If you get one though I recommend that you spend at least a week with it before you wreck, just to see if you want to keep riding before you lose the chance forever. Again, if it's not worth pursuing you can just keep to your plan and smash into a tree, nothing lost other than the time you were going to throw away anyways. Afraid of social interaction? Won't matter once you're gone. Want to start a youtube channel, go do standup, star in a fucking porn video? Go for it dude, what's the worst thing that can happen if you fail? You kill youself? This is all a gamble where you literally cannot end up worse off than you're going to be anyways. Give something a shot, man. You wont get any more chances.
Dont fucking kill yourself you idiot
How old are you?
I felt really unsafe in my r33gtst xj keep wagon and cressida and mates ae101 Rolla he killed himself in by slamming into a tree so take your pick basically anything with thin sheet metal and minimal safety stuff bad crash rating will do the job basically anything midsize to small early 90s or earlier
>>22724980>>22724851>This. Fly to Vegas, rent a Ferrari, then drive it into the Grand Canyon at 180 mph.>I don't condone people killing themselves but that would be sickPsych/o/logy 2020Based I say do it.Kill some faggot boomer blm protesters and coofers while your at it in minecraft
rent a bugatti and fly off the road at 200mph
>>22725008This.Anon, listen here. This is not the way, I believe in you. Go outside, take a deep breath and enjoy what you have, you can always make your life happier, you just might not see it.
>>22724780>Man, I really wanna off myself>But I'm too scared to let people know I offed myselfWhat the fuck... Imagine being ashamed of yourself even in death. Suicidality is only a symptom mate, the black pill is a trap.
>>22724780If you're really gonna do it then do it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9B9nazFGEYor just do the sensible thing and overdose or something.
>>22724780In B4 OP discovers motorbikes. He loves them and this stops his suicidal tendencies.
>>22725472Only to die to a distracted SUBitch
>>22724910Damn an excuse to post this.https://youtu.be/dLpuq0jyiCEHeard a story about someone taking the 6.whatever out of one of these and putting it in his truck then putting his 5.3 in the uhaul once.
>>22724851Based, and Ferrari pulled. This is the ultimate way to kys. Everything else is a cope and failure.
>>22725528Such is life
>>22725228Anon, I think he's more concerned about his family not getting life insurance.
>>22724780any pre 2000s shitbox. good luck finding one though.
>>22724780Rent the car instead you stupid larper.
>just go to a BLM protest and pretend you drove the wrong way down the street >????>you get shot, parents get insurance, win-win
>>22724780What if you only end up crippled or something? Or a quadrapeligic? Then you can’t kill urself and life is much worse. Best to just not try.
>>22724803get any crotch rocket and keep doing pulls in front of a bus stationeventually a bus will pull out and youll hit it
>>22724780i have a car with a section of the unibody frame rotted off completely, it's all yours
>>22724803Contact the dmv first, say you want to be an organ donor
Have some fun on a nearby mountain pass, remember to have shit tires
>>22724780>yfw this shit actually works and someone is about to brake test you when your suicide plan is to rear end someone
>>227247801991 honda civic. Those things collapsed when you crashed into anything more than 30mph.
>>22724780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y4yIjT83kAJust remove the airbag and there you go. Only at 50km/h
Any b13 sentra too, they fold in like a bundle of sticks. But honestly any old lightweight car like geo metro or ford festiva is good too.
>>22724780Get a bike, and just fail to make a turn properly. Cheap or no helmet, and just catch your head on a lamppost or a tree or a passing truck.Or maybe you'll discover that you actually enjoy riding and want to live to ride again.
>>22724851Ironically when I was suicidal I had a similar plan. Why go out such a boring way. Have the time of your life. My fear was having such a great time that I woudlnt want to kill myself. Thankfully, I got a job 1000 miles away and headed out there to start fresh. I had applied to a few in a state I wanted to live in. One did a phone interview and hired me.
Unironically dodge neons from the late 90's through the early 00's. GM knew that their robot assembly welder system was completely fucking up, but they kept making front subframes that were incorrectly cut and formed, and barely tack welded together . Neons were one of the most dangerous vehicles on the road at that point.That being said, don't kill yourself, OP.
>>22724810>Funny, I'm killing myself because I'm autistic and can't stand living like this anymore.What makes you think you will not survive with your mind intact but your body mangled? Been in a motorcycle wreck, was not fun would not recommend.
>>22724958>I don't know any bikerfags to apprentice me.What are you going on about? Pass a written test and get a permit, get a lightweight beater MC and start riding. If you really know nothing about how to ride, get the person selling you the bike to give you an intro lesson.Motorcycles are perfect for autistic people. You are by yourself enjoying the road. Also easy to go camping out in state parks away from crowds.
>>22724803if your planning to die why not finance it?Dead men dont pay tax
Just shoot yourself in the head who tf cares what people think loool stupid idiot
>>22724780What a stupid way to try to kill yourself. There is a decent chance you could survive and just get seriously injured and in a lot of unnecessary pain. Maybe you'll end up in a wheelchair or paralyzed from the neck down. You're better off putting an old ass car in a garage and leave it running then grab some tools and put the hood up so it'll look like you were working on it and then die from carbon monoxide poisoning.
>>22724851Do this faggot op
>>22724800>>22724803please don't, there's quite enough "muh chillunz" about bikes to be getting on with
>>22724803Don’t even have to pay for it. Go for a test drive at a bike dealership.
why would you care about what people think of you after you're dead? also don't do it OP
>>22724851That's a good idea.
>>22728574in my experience, bike dealerships dont allow test drives because people steal them or accidentally an hero like Op wants to make it look like. i heard that harley dealerships do test rides because they are desperate for sales. but by the time you got up to deadly speed on a harley, you will probably have outgrown your suicidal thoughts
99% of /o/ ends up dead from driving their copeboxes anyway. Just take advice from this board on car maintenance and your death will definitely look like an accident
>>22725005This is unironically how I got over wanting to an hero during high school. Just do whatever stupid shit you want, once you've come to the point where you're ready to pull the plug the world is 100% in your hands because you are no longer held back by anything.
25+ year old Jeep Cherokee.Easily one of the most dangerous cars on the road today.I can almost guarantee that every brake piston will be leaking.
>>22724800This is what I'm doing it's kinda fun
>>22724780>I want to die, but I don't want anyone to know I'm suicidalWhat the fuck will it matter, faggot? You'll be dead. Take this shit to /k/ and get a pistol for $150-200, then leave the other $1300 to a sibling or your favorite family member. Also, make sure you donate your body to science, not being an organ donor. Then you get a free cremation.
>>22724780MR2 the older the shittier
>>22724810I'm just slightly introverted and I hate this dumpster fire.Live for yourself. Fuck the circumstances.
>>22724810Research the concept of the song One by Metallica or the album Nothing by Meshuggah.Being paralyzed, with zero senses in your own head.Maybe for a few days.Maybe for a few years.Maybe decades.
>>22736390Sounds pretty damn rough. One is such a good song though.