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>owning a car but not knowing the basics of how to operate or maintain the vehicle then getting mad when a mechanic charges them out the ass for all the shit they broke
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>>22714080
How about people buying top trim vehicles and being completely oblivious to the features and functions it includes?
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>>22714080
All these new quarantine walkers on the street instead of the perfectly good sidewalk right next to them. I’ve almost hit 3 dickhead joggers this year at night on the road with no reflective gear. It’s always middle aged dudes who just look like stubborn assholes.
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>>22714092
this but with middle aged white women.
also, people who put out "slow: children at play" signs in the middle of the street. if your kids are smart they won't become speed bumps.
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>>22714092
I was going through a neighborhood a couple months back at night and it was late. Some dude was walking his dog and because I was going 30 in the 25 he ran out into the street and danced around in front of my car with his dog to make me slow down
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>>22714092
This.
Almost flattened a retarded boomer walking across the road at a 45% angle, he recieved the HONK and almost shit himself so that felt good.
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>>22714106
That's the entire fucking point of those fucking signs, you shit eating twat. Kids aren't smart. And yes, YOUR kids would be just as likely to be run over as other kids are because they all lack the proper judgment of speed and distance in a similar way, they're kids, they're still learning. That is if you had kids, instead of living life as an insufferable cunt on anonymous internet forums.
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>>22714117
Bet you have those retarded "Baby on board" stickers on your minivan.
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>>22714121
If you ever have kids or have been around kids you’ll see they are pretty retarded even through their teenage and young adult years
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>>22714124
I already know that, but I also know that those shitty signs have the opposite effect on speeding drivers.
The only thing that works is speed cameras.
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Something my parents do that irritates me is them always doing rolling shifts from reverse into drive in their auto cars, every single time. They never fully stop.
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>>22714124
natural selection
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>>22714129
Even worse when they put it in park while the car is still rolling.
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>>22714128
You cant force other people to care sadly. I live in a really quiet neighborhood with no sidewalks so kids ride their bikes, play basketball or whatever on the street. Everybody drives like 10mph but occasionally you get somebody going 40mph. No matter what there is always going to be somebody who doesnt give a fuck
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>>22714124
FUCK kids
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>>22714124
they get dumber. teenagers are so stupid. they're like babies in large bodies.
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>>22714080
Having to explain what a transmission does and what tachometers do
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>>22714128
Eh, if it works 90% if the time and the other 10 are assholes, still glad the chances of a/my kid getting hit were brought down
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>>22714124
I was a kid for years and didn't get hit by a car once. We weren't all retarded when we were little.
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>>22714107
speed up while blasting the horn and he won't do it again
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>>22714117
good let natural selection take it's course
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>>22714287
>I didn't do [thing], therefore only retards could possibly do [thing]
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>>22714116
>boomer making a 45% angle
>45%
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pretty much anything /o/ posts. Literal teenagers or wagecucks with zero knowledge about cars
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>>22714080
Nigs, most people dont even know their dishwasher and AC have filters that neee cleaning.
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>>22714129
This
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>>22714233
Fuck you
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>>22714090
Yes. Anger that's equivalent to a 1000 burning sun's.
"Oh I didn't know it had that" smug assholes.
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>I just need it to get from A to B
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>>22717774
lulzorz
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>>22714356
Are you slow or something? What's so surprising about walking up a 24° incline?
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>someone can name like 3 very popular supercars
>labeled as a car guy
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>>22714129
if this caused any measurable amount of damage to modern electronically controlled auto transmissions, mfrs would just lock you out of being able to do it.
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>>22717764
Is he dead
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>>22717903
It appears so.
Don't mess with the hive, yo.
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>>22717903
you can see his chest moving up and down
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>claiming to be a "car guy"
>vocally hate certain cars
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>>22717919
True, he's alive in the video... but that kinda damage can kill ppll with the right genomes.
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>Diy modifies car
>Starts sounding bad
>"B-but JewTube said so"
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>>22714233
Whoa, hold on a second!
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>>22714107
I pray a motherfucker would.
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>>22714080
>owning a house without knowing construction, plumbing, AC, and foundation then getting mad when a contractor tries to charge you $500,000 to repair your roof
Idiot.
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>>22719999
>buy house
>running costs are a lot more expensive then you can comfortably handle
>house becomes a little rough around the edges
>owners drive shittier and shittier cars
this is what i don't get, no one told you to buy that house but they all have fucking attitudes when you're not in debt up to your eyeballs like them
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>>22720015
No no no no no. That's not what OP is implying. There's a difference between
>maintenance costs
and
>mad when a mechanic charges them out the ass
Huge difference there.
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>>22714117
>People who let children play in THE FUCKING ROAD of all places

>>22714141
Getting mad other people don't care about your children who PLAY IN THE FUCKING ROAD where cars drive

>>22714121
>>22714124
I guess that's a "yes" lmfao

Get fucked faggots, your children aren't special, you aren't special, and roads are for cars not your illiterate unwanted little miracles to play on
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>>22714092
This.
>>22714117
>>22714124
No, you're kid is just retarded.
>>22714129
This, but in older cars.
>>22715607
Above all else, this.
>>22719999
You obviously don't own a house.
>>22720015
Renting is for poors and people too retarded to understand long term investments and even the benefits of just owning property. And if you can't afford your car and house, then you're an idiot who needs to stay in their economic lane or consider suck starting a shotgun.
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>>22714129
yeah seriously
>rolling backwards
>shift into D
>*CLUNK*
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>>22719999
fix my car with a 20 dollar spanner set, what am i going to do if my roof gets a hole in it retard?
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>>22714107
>I have dog with me
>we get outside car
>my dog rapes his dog
>I rape him
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>Be some well-to-do self-buttsniffer
>Buy a fancy luxury car
>Have to get jet black because it looks slick
>Never fucking wash it
>Never fucking wax/seal it
>Never clean it ever
>"The dealership details it for me"

NO THEY FUCKING DONT
And I feel horrible for the next dumbass that buys the car because a dealership will simply slap WD40 all over the paint to make it look perfect for a week
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>>22714080
>buy 26 year old jap car with giant binder of service records
>the dumb normalfaggot PO drove it in the winter for the entire 23 years he owned it
GEE WHAT DOES ROAD SALT DO
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>>22714254
Guess what, you are still a teenager
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>>22723537
should mention the PO was a pint sized basedboy looking white guy with glasses
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Ive noticed normies have absolutely no clue about the fact car models get upgraded every couple of years. When they hear Golf, S-class, or Camry they think you’re talking about the cars from their youth, not knowing that these cars are still made in 2020
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>>22714107
Run over dog, do the fortnite dance over it's dead body then yeet it's corpse into a bush.
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>>22719971
wtf is that pic?
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>>22715607
Hi, I work in the auto industry. You would not believe how infuriating lurking this board has gotten because of that.
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>>22714254
Guess what, in the US they can drive too
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>>22723739
Bird nest make from mud and straw and shit. Barn swallows do this shit.
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>>22723741
Let's hear some examples
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"wtf i dont get cars how can you like them its just a car"
"You dont NEED a sportscar"
Also something something bad for the environment we're all going to die by the year 1997 because of global warming
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>>22723741
yeah ok junior go do a lot rotation on the 2020 sorentos and then made sure that the detail work is completed on the first row before you take lunch
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>>22714080
>dad buys brand new fully optioned raptor
>spends 15k on mods
Fucking speeds it 24/7, has AC blowing on full blast, drives it with low fuel often, leaves it idling because my mom can’t be asked to get off to the store with him. And he FUCKING tows shit with it not even in tow mode. God that poor raptor.
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>>22714117
I was a child once and never played in the street, but I guess I wasn't retarded and my parents cared enough to teach me what not to do as well.
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>>22714283
Maybe tell your retarded offspring to not play in the street. For fucks sake.
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>>22714344
yes, thats how being retarded works
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>>22714233
>FUCK kids
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>>22723820
I'm sorry that's supposed to be a bad thing?
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>>22723739
i didnt know I accidentally posted an image of the bird nest on my porch
pic related is probably one of the mothers or fathers of that nest, they recently left the nest 3 or 4 weeks ago.
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>Normies who buy new cars and don't clean them internally or externally for months on end
>Layers of crumbs, dirt, rocks, dried grass, soda, candy, and ashes in between the seats, in the seats, cupholders and doorjams
>Floor mats are rock fucking solid with mud
>Trash everywhere
>Wheels so caked with brake dust you can't even see the original finish
>Mud has become one with the paint and fender wells
>Algae growing out of the seals and emblems
>Mfw dealing with this shit on cars with below 50k on the odo
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>buying massive lifted trucks
>using them exclusively for commuting or getting groceries
>zero interest in following traffic laws or parking properly
>getting visibly upset when they see sedanbros, cuckbacks, or even some SUVs filling up their tank for considerably cheaper than them
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>buys a new car
"anon you know about cars how do i-"
>I have no fucking idea, I know about cars that's why I've only ever owned 90s cars
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more of an autistic and pretentious pet peeve of mine: buying automatic sports cars. they obviously don't race. if they're looking for a higher social status, a stick shift will display how "smart" and "unique" they are.
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>>22717902
>everyone simply must be driving a car no older than 15 years
>M O D E R N N N N N N N
>duh just the electrics dummy, or they'd lock you out, foolproof nigga
>heh I'm so smoart 4chinz
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>>22717926
>claims to like music
>DOESN'T LIKE EVERY SONG EVER MADE
You see how retarded this is?
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>>22723605
I've found the opposite to be more true. Especially anyone with any interest in Skylines or other big named Japanese models.
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>>22723818
>implying detailers get to do actual work on cars
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>>22723820
Sounds like your dad is getting more use and enjoyment out of his than 99% of Raptor owners.
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>>22724692
Where in the fuck do you live that cars can mange to grow algae and bake mud onto paint that quick?
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Normies will run into stuff that has been directly in front of them for the last 5 minutes
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>>22719971
>>22723923
Were the good birbs?
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>>22717774
>anonymous board
>uses a tripcode
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>>22714129
I did pizza delivery for a couple of years, 80k on a base model 07 subaru legacy, very common to do this because you are effectively preemptively shifting to remove the delay, I had all the usual subaru meme problems like wheel bearings and head gaskets but the auto box was perfect and has been for the last 20k miles before I sold it at 320k miles for scrap after hitting a tree.
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>>22717774
kill yourself tripfag
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>>22723820
Oh noes! Not using "tow mode" its gonna fall apart tomorrow! GTFO of here with that shit.
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>>22725202
that's the joke, dumbass. "I work in the auto industry"
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>>22725635
You're the dumbass who thinks detailers would be doing rotations, or you just live in some shithole where they actually do.
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>>22725066
here's a good one
>buys some appliance
"anon you know about mechanics can you fix my-"
>yeah no car i ever worked on had a dishwasher in it
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>>22723741

>>Oh no teenagers are using a forum to learn shit.

>>Ducking wage cucks keeping their junkers on the road instead of buying new cars, why do they keep talking about 20 year old camrys & boring shit like that?

You jerks are insufferable
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>There is a new diesel engine coming out!
>Oh wow I heard ir has 0.4 better mpg!
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>>22725751
Anon, it's one thing to lurk, it's another to shitpost with authority on things you don't know about.
4chan is hardly a place to learn anything because of that. I don't go on /g/ to learn how to do networking. I pickup a book because the retards couldn't even describe to me how the bottom 3 layers of the OSI model functions.
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>>22714090
Same reason why mutts buy the newest smartphone every year. Gotta have new thing because Mr. Nosenberg told me to!
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>>22725896
>Same reason why mutts buy the newest smartphone every year. Gotta have new thing because Mr. Nosenberg told me to!
Americans keep their cars a lot longer than anyone in Europe. We don’t get taxed out the ass for driving older cars
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>>22714092
Blacks are the worst.
>11pm
>Driving home from work
>Tired
>Going about 55
>Lights shine on something
>Realize it's a "jogger" wearing all black
>Swerve boat SUV
>Feels like I'm going to flip
>Get going straight again
>Look in rearview
>He's already gone
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>>22726045

When I was a delivery guy with an old shorty boxvan there were certain areas where they would run right infront of me Then they would walk slow as mole asses once they were in the road. Anyhow I learned how to load the vans for such occasions, and I just stopped on a fucking dime sometimes doing brake wheelies for these tards. Didnt break any products. Also indians driving around.
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>>22725423
ya they raised I think 4 or 5 and they all seemed to grow up healthy,
they still fly around my front yard sometimes
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>>22719999
Quads
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>>22721449
>being too stupid for home repairs
Hand in your license
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>>22725191
poorfag cope
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Lack of interest in upkeep or repairing the vehicle

I completely get that wrenching really isnt for everybody, and that a place to do actual repairs/service + the tools to do so can be a bit hard to get for some - but stuff like blown bulbs, bad wipers, bald tires, sheared suspension, low oil and more are things that folks simply do not care to notice or care about until they absolutely have to fix it because they failed inspection or the police handed them a citation.

A car is often the most or second-most expensive thing folks own, and as such I find it often very quite puzzling why people seem to be so assblastingly neglectful or disintered in having even the slightest modicum of interest in keeping it in working shape
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>>22727201
Not really related to fixing shit, but I used to be a car detailer.

Now I saw some fucking filthy ones. Women always, always had the most disgusting vehicles. I found ones with maggots in them, gum all through the seats, sprinkles thrown everywhere, etc.

One guy hadn't cleaned his truck in 6 years. That was the worst vehicle I've ever cleaned.
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They hate us /o/tist
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>>22727221
>talking like a jogger
Ewwww
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>>22727221
>t. nicktendo switch
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>>22727211
And you'd think their homes would be the same, but no - folks will clean their bathrooms bi-daily and wipe their tables after every meal no matter what, but their vehicle is a biohazard garbage deposit

I mounted some lights & other stuff on a newish Isuzu D-Max, a very expensive truck with Arctic Truck modification and all. The inside of that thing got me so triggered that I ended up cleaning out the entire damn thing with vacuum, foam cleaning, toothbrush, a rag and everything else. I found 11 loose pens all around the interior, about $30 in loose coin change, a good dozen different food wrappers, paper towels in abundance, plastic spoons, membership cards, CD's...

The day after the guy sent me a message thanking me for the work I had one, and said he was actually really ashamed for how it had looked as he only really realised it once it was spotless
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>>22727211
I've got one better.
>Cleaning up shitboxes to go to auction
>Skeeter traded in his 94' single cab ranger
>Had a topper on the bed, eaten out by rust
>Open the door and get hit by a faceful of rot and ass
>So much fucking trash in it you couldn't see out the passenger side window
>Interior is completely coated in years of skin gunk, including the seats which used to be grey, but are a blackish-brown now
>Just sitting in the thing for a minute made you itch allover
>Open the bed
>Its even worse
>Completely full to the brim with old fishing gear, beer cans, half eaten fast food rot, wood scraps, and dip cans
>Smells even worse than the cab
>It even had a god damn ant colony in there
>Turns out there was a fuckton of catfish bait towards the front of the bed that was half open under the pile
>Coworker fucking puked
>Manage to fill up 4 fucking plastic barrels with all the shit pulled out of that truck
>Just said fuck this shit, soaked every single square inch of that truck in all purpose including the interior and pressure washed the piss out of it
>Sucked the seats and shit try with the shampooer
>Sent it out the door
>Still billed our sales department for 12 hours on that truck
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>>22727254
I'd have walked away from that. Yeah it was always good detailing a car that was so bad, you'd pressure wash the inside floors.

I did that multiple times. Usually women's cars, again. One reeked like old puke, my boss was like "well it can't get any worse than this" so we said fuck it and pressure washed the inside doors and floors.
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>>22727201
>folks
you have to go back, redditor
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>>22727296
How'bout you take that dick out of mouth, close the tab of trany porn and fight me shirtless in the rain like a real homo
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>>22727254
I would have fucked that dude with extra charges so hard, he would have to sell it.
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>>22727159
retard
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Normies that have weeb stickers, whether its ironic or not. Its more cringe than a weeb doing it.
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>>22727221
>nicktendoswitch
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>>22725498
No u lil bitch.
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>>22727229
Why do joggers use the clown emoji a lot, do they really think that will make them win the argument immediately
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>>22725066
So basically you just google shit and pretend you know shit about cars like 99% of this board
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noncar people thinking Mazda miatas and roadsters in general are girl's cars.
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>>22729030
But it is
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>>22714080
Nah theyre fine. Maybe if mechanics were such rip off incompetent cunts there wouldnt be an issue
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>>22726092
>slow as mole asses
Cmon
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>>22727221
can someone translate this from ebonics to english please?
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>>22728930
>Why do joggers use the clown emoji a lot, do they really think that will make them win the argument immediately
Works for /pol/
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>>22730238
.....no one mentioned /pol/ bro
is /pol/ living in your mind rent free or are you paying them?
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>Jealousy & disdain/complete misunderstanding and disrespect for the hobby
Some non-car people don't seem to realize how incredibly cheap cars can be bought and don't have any idea that my 4 V8 shitboxes cumulatively cost me less than their single 4cyl Camry.

I worked with a woman who hated my guts, largley due to the fact I was much younger than her and "There's no way He can afford all those cars at his age."

When she found out I had a Cadillac... apparently she lost her shit. Nevermind it's a shitheap 1999 Northstar car that I never drove to work... that's worth maybe 3k on a good day... She just heard "Cadillac" went off on a tirade about me and my cars to another co-worker.

I was nothing but good to her and everyone else, going as far to help her daughter fix her broken Focus twice (for free), loaning another co-worker a car and selling a car to a co-worker for a measly $500...AND then accepting payments on it.

Bitch drove a new 4cyl Camry she called her "Little Lexus". Complete Toyota NPC... she obviously had some weird chip on her shoulder and placed more emphasis on branding than she cared to admit... because after finding out about my "Cadillac", she started using Lexus and Cadillac as analogies to explain various high end product lines we carried to potential customers. Seriously... what.. the.. fuck?
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>>22730393
brand elitism is for NPCs. Just drive whatever car you like
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>>22714233
Based and cunnypilled
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>>22730393
Arigato Twingo
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>>22730213
"You sneaker collectors react to criticism and harmless japes directed at your hobby In a disproportionately negative manor. This behavior is similar to that of automotive enthusiasts under the same conditions."
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>>22730393
People are idiots.

I replaced my £5k 13 year old BMW with a £7k 6 year old Mazda 3

People act like I downsized or something, even when I point out how old the BMW was and what a piece of shit it was. No more snide comments about the fancy car.

In reality I just want a regular daily driver so I can save for a really budget £1k / £2k track weapon and weekend toy, and I bet I'll get more shit over the £2k "expensive" 20 year old BMW than the newer more expensive Mazda

Normies have 0 idea how much cars cost or how to maintain them themselves. They also know nothing about models so have no idea how old they are. They see only badge.
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>>22714117
Lol even by 7 I knew not to play in the street because I had a brain and my parents told me not to.
Maybe your parents should have put out a " 'slow children' at play" sign.
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>>22730393
This im 20 and drive a 86‘ mercedes i bought for less than my friends polo they‘re upwards of 1k 5k for a good one and it makes normies seeeethe out their ass. Nevermind its rusted everywhere,even my family who know how much i spend on it are jeaulous



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