Woohoo I'm a chud

this is the first time I'm realizing Pelosi was probably hot in her 20s.

What's with conservatives freaking out thinking Harris is gonna de-facto become President? Even my boomer parents were like "ugh Biden wont even be President it'll become Harris!"

is it because she's black or some shit?

>>769227
The Babylon Bee is a satire site like The Onion.

>>769234
Conservatives can't into satire though, so what's the point?

>>769233
>is it because she's black
Yes, and they're scared of black people.

>>769233
There is this speculation, and not just by conservatards, that Biden has signaled me may not run for a second term. There is a lot that will happen in the next four years, so it's just really hard to speculate accurately at this time what will happen as the 2024 election cycle starts to heat up.

HOWEVER.

One very interesting scenario could be very, very potent when 2024 gets here. IF things are generally going well for Dems, and IF Biden really doesn't feel up for a second term, and IF Harris has demonstrated the chops to sit in the Big Chair ... IF All That ... THEN

Biden could resign around January or March 2024, let Harris take the presidency, select a VP and effectively run for her first term to follow Biden. One of several moving parts here is that if Harris serves too much time of one of Biden's terms, then she becomes ineligible to run for two full terms as president. I think she has to serve less than one year to be eligible to then run for two full four year terms, but with a little research that detail can be easily clarified.

Anyway, this would be a way to put Harris in a very strong position to win the 2024 election.

Alternate scenario: Biden serves his second term and does the same thing as described above, but resigns in Jan or March 2028 to let Harris then run for two terms.

Yeah, this makes conservatards shit massive piles of bricks. It's a very real strategy and could really stack the deck for Harris if all other factors are fairly normal.

>>769232
Pelosi has just the slightest amount of MILF energy. Just the sliiightest amount, but it's enough

>>769227
How are you not ashamed of yourself, OP?

>>769267
Gilf, loser

>>769252
Of course Biden won't run for a second term, the guy'll be 82. There's no reason to believe he won't be able to finish a term though (he's in much better shape, both physically and cognitively, than Trump or Reagan were) nor is there any reason to believe Harris will be the natural pick for the 2024 candidacy - she performed terribly in the 2020 primary and unless she seriously distinguishes herself as VP that's unlikely to change.

>Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox.
Your source has an interesting slogan.
Trust is very important in these troubled times.

>>769234
Satire or not, everyone knows Biden is senile and Kamala wants to be president ASAP.

>>769233
>is it because she's black or some shit?
Yes
Did not the 8 years of republicans seething about Obama, questioning his nationality, claiming he was born in Kenya and calling him Obongo not teach you anything? Conservatives are absolutely fuming at the idea of being led by someone who is not a white man again.

>>769341
Obongo wasn't even my favorite nickname.

>>769227
>babylonbee

...and that's where you fail, OP.

>>769239

The Left can more than meme after all.

this was the plan the whole time, you fascist morons. No other way to drag you into the 21st century than setting the stage up to rub a black woman in your fat white faces.

>>769333
thats why we picked her. Get ready to bow down bitches, your queen is almost ready to take the throne.

>>769250
well they better get over that - Bey's gonna be in large and in charge before 2022

>>769227
>blog post
What sort of bullshit are you retards reading?

>>770842
>>blog post
>What sort of bullshit are you retards reading?
It's close enough.The trumpkins can't stop us now.

>>769341
>>770816
nobody gives a fuck you psycho
everyone jokes about kamala being president because biden is a fucking walking corpse and we know she's your token nigger taking the whip from old white democrats like a good leftist slave would

>>770892
get ready to bow down before your queen, little bitch

>>770842
They've been high on copium since the 6th.

>>769276
That’s pretty stupid. There’s no reason to believe Biden won’t run again.

>>769276
>he's in much better shape, both physically and cognitively, than Trump
Bait.

>>769234
Why did you have to tell them?

Everyone, ignore this Anon, he's a radical socialist agendite. The Babylon Bee is definitely a legitimate news outlet, like The Onion. :^)

>>771299
Everyone knows that the babylon bee is a righ-leaning satire site you fucking retard. You got baited.

>>771302
>satire
No no no, it's DEFINITELY a legitimate news outlet. WINK WINK HINT HINT, ANON.

Seriously, the more they try citing shit like the Bee, the less seriously the rest of the thinking world will be. Didn't mean to bait you, was trying to bait them.

>>771304
>the less seriously the rest of the thinking world will be
be taking them, that is. On mobile.

>>771304
>>771306
>takes bait
>no no no I am the one baiting!
sure

>>769234
Even satire can be right some times.

>>771282
Trump: By any standards, morbidly obese, in fact the most obese President to occupy the WH since that absolute unit, Taft, and survives on a diet of fast food. His exercise regimen consists of occasionally stepping out of a golf cart and waddling 3 yards to his golf ball in the rough which he tees up and flails at before waddling back to his cart, and periodically wallowing, rutting and grunting over some hapless woman who wonders how he can be so enthusiastic when she can't even feel his 3" chode. Refuses to publish results of yearly physical exams.
Biden: By any standards, trim and fit, who eats well balanced meals. His exercise regimen consists of daily biking and power walking and occasional game bird hunting walking through fields in the winter. Publishes complete and accurate yearly physical report.

Biden may be impotent at 78 yo, but if Hunter's member is any indication, at one point he was a fearsome stallion.

>>771324
Cool opinion bro.

>>771311
Being unable to understand sarcasm in any form is a symptom of autism, Anon. :^)

>>770892
>nobody gives a fuck
>nevermind how full of rage I clearly am
ahahaha you're going to be a bountiful cow for the rest of your short life

>>771326
go ahead and show us Trumps physicals then

>>771324
>Biden may be impotent at 78 yo, but if Hunter's member is any indication, at one point he was a fearsome stallion.
He was, just a little over a decade ago:
https://youtu.be/15djRzWG3_0
But alas, now he's being paraded about by the youngins, and no doubt constantly grumbles to himself about what they are making him do.

Granted, the alternative is the angry old grampah who never gave a shit about anything or anyone but himself, who, much like his TV character, rides on nothing but the hot air of fear and hate.

A younger Biden might have let some air out of the balloon, but his grandchildren are running on similar fumes.

>>771361
maybe hunter got his penis from his mother's side

>>771376
Takes at least some big balls to tell all your donors who are relying on illegal labor, that the only way you see to really fix the problem, is to arrest them for it.

>>769232
She's got some huge knockers, for sure. Probably still pretty good to get up into.

>>769232
I doubt it

>>771389
https://i0.wp.com/i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/nancy_pelosi_young.jpg

Wouldn't put money on that doubt.

>>771384
no son, Nancy's not going to make you an apparatchik for pretending to fantasize about her droopy rack.

>>771330
thinking you are being sarcastic when you are actually just being smug and kind of ignorant is not a sign of anything positive either.

>>771315
But it isn't. I wish it was, but as we've seen now Biden has no intention of stepping aside and the CCP would never let him. Like I've been reminding people from the start, this is all purely wishful thinking, the bait-and-switch of making people think they're actually voting for Harris but in the end it's Xitler who owns and controls Joe, Hunter and James Biden.

>>771282
>reality-based facts
> "bait"
(You) have to go back to your COPIUM Dome:
>>>/pol/catalog

>>769341
I am conservative, hate trump, and hate the new dynamic duo too. It’s because she is a typical manipulative politician, have you seen her speak to people? At least Biden is just retarded

>>771579
>I am conservative
Nope. You're a racist asshole.

Although, granted. There hasn't really been a distinction for about the last 40 years.

>>771582
>>I am conservative
>Nope. You're a racist asshole.
>Although, granted. There hasn't really been a distinction for about the last 40 years.
You are just a shill, a lousy one at that. Nobody is paying attention to you. Only a matter of time before they find out how bad you are at this.

>>771579
>waa politicians dont talk like /I/ do. this makes them bad people
its like listening to a child try to explain why they dont like their teacher when the real problem is they dont like school at all.

>>772016
Meh, I agree of the two, she's probably not the teacher you want though. She's the sort of teacher that digs her polished nails into your shoulder, just short of causing bleeding, whenever you misbehave, as opposed to the kind that's too old and tired to do anything but repeat old lessons from his heyday as an high officer in the army, from time to time.

>>769250
she is gonna be the queen - get ready cucks

>>771582
Probably sounded really clever and impactful in your head huh?

>>772268
>Probably sounded really clever and impactful in your head huh?
It might have.

>>771582
(laughs in racist)

>>772253
Meh, we've survived it the last few thousand times since we made the mistake of coming down from those trees.

Wasn't always pretty, but survived.

>>772022
people at large are going to find out very soon why her Latino constituents in CA have referred to her as "Que Mala" (how awful) for YEARS now.

>>773340
Not while she's VP, at least. She has less power there than she had in previous position, by far, aside from the whole tie-breaking vote thing, which is clearly just going to be party-line, as that's all she really knows.

But yeah. I doubt she’s mature enough that she can see the difference between Margret Thatcher and Hillary Clinton, as national grandmothers, isn’t a matter of differences in their policies, so much as their approach to people. I somewhat doubt she will ever reach that point in her life, especially if she decides to react to all the shade being thrown her way, in kind.

Societies usually survive the bad management of cruel rule of mother wolves, and she isn’t getting more than a partial term. Just, clearly, such a beast can’t effectively resolve conflicts she can’t kill, without their children’s help. This is the lesson Princess Mononoke has taught nearly all of America for generations now, so we have no excuse not to be ready.