Does /n/ agree with Mr. Cuozzo's latest opinion piece about ebikes? He's been right about bike stuff before. For example September 1, 2018, when he dropped the ultimate truth bomb on the 5 boroughs.
>>1802146>people are not using our shit public transport so now we have to ban the thing that's better
>>1802150ebikes are for faggots. are you a faggot?
Mate, do me a favorApparently this filtering business doesn't hide your posts if you're the OPSo uh.... refrain from creating threads, you cunt
this guy need to be in a 1v1 fight with louis rossmann
I need pictures, pictures of e-bikes!
>>1802203what is this the sopranosanyway he would absolutely demolish that manlet
>ahhhhh help me cagerman, we need to ban diversified transit
>>1802146>For example September 1, 2018, when he dropped the ultimate truth bomb on the 5 boroughs.OK, what was that?
>>1802158people that make these statements because their ego is frail are unfortunate
>>1802220people that make posts like this because they enjoy sucking cocks, are faggots
>>1802146bicycle is the 4chan of transportation. we can be cunts, but we are also accepting and capable of awesome things, and generally just have fun with our oldschool analog ways. e-bikers would be the election tourists, they heard that biking is cool and unregulated but don't even bother turning the pedals to fit in, they bring their new motorized ways to the temple. they are always low effort, so they neither have fun nor restraint, they just do whatever because they can. run every red? ride over posted speed limit for cars? cut across the road and ride against traffic? lmao who's gonna catch you, road jannies can't even be bothered with motorcycles and those have plates and can be heard 5 blocks over.
>>1802146Ekikes are useful for weak soidrinking homos and women but they have to have number plates and only be allowed on roads. Simple as...
>>1802263mopeds have always existed. I dont get why ebikes get the pass and dont need licence plates.
>>1802220people make these retorts because their legs are frail.
>>1802217He said the quiet part out loud
>>1802277Lmao did he walk into a cyclist to get this fucking butthurt? Also get fucked Cuozzo, you old cunt, you'll be dead in five years anyway, not worth pandering to your kind at this point.
>>1802278He speaks for New Yorkers of all ages. That's why he's so popular.I for one would rather get run over by an Action Carting truck than have my city be taken over by 2 million bike karens who look like Martin Shkreli. Bike activists are the best anti-bike propaganda ever invented. Lack of bike lanes is not a real problem, it's a distraction invented by anti-bike people. The actual purpose of bike lanes is to specify where people are allowed to use bicycles and where they aren't, so that motorists can feel reassured every time they run over someone while texting. They are pretty much the same thing as helmet laws, except that they serve an additional purpose which is to designate which neighborhoods have (supposedly) been gentrified.Are you in the real estate industry btw? Only real estate shills are this obsessed over putting their magic green paint everywhere. Probably makes it a lot easier to push another shoddy rat-infested apartment on clueless transplants. Oh hey look there's some green parking spaces, this will surely make things safer for me!
>>1802281>That's why he's so popular.I've never even heard of him, also why are dicks like him paid for their crap opinions? Any free comment section on the Internet is higher quality than the dog shit he writes.
>>1802146When you have an increase in usage, it is statistically normal to have an increase in incidents. Most of em are just retards who never biked in a city before, banning e-bikes won't do shit.
The old man isn't wrong. Bike lanes never get used where I live and just cause congestion because they took valuable road space.Waste of resources
>>1802277>waaah WHYPIPO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING maybe if niggers didn’t destroy public transport biking wouldn’t be as popular.
>>1802301And now that the terminally online /pol/tard teenagers have had a chance to talk, what do the adults think?
>>1802306a nigger shot up a subway a month ago. if you’re going to bring race into this don’t whine when it isn’t just anti-white bullshit.
>>1802263>>1802267Seethe faggots, chicken leg me will go past you over 50km/h and there's not a fucking thing you or any cuck cop is gonna do about it.
>>1802146Buh bwah bwah bwah - shut up, boomer. Can anyone catch a break in NYC or do they have to tax and regulate every fucking thing? It's bad enough it costs a fortune to live there. Why not tax and regulate walking? Let's have "no running" enforcement cameras, why not (these could be useful for ape-gait pre-chimpout/violence prevention though).
>>1802146He’s right. Riding an e bike is just the Costco sample version of driving a car.
He's not entirely wrong but pointing at pedestrian being in danger is silly. Ban cars first, they are actually heavy and fast and will injure pedestrian on collision. Bikes are also unpleasant to collide with, but it's more of a similar weight class.He should point out much more the fact that ebike users have no regard for traffic regulations because they are undetectable, have no loicense, and no plates. There's no incentive not to run the red light if you are certain you can do it and live.
>>1802229>>1802268Cycloids are just as bad as trannies when it comes to dogmatic thinking
>>1802373There's no incentive to build traffic lights if you don't have to accommodate multi ton metal cages.
>>1802158Big words coming from a group that likes to wear skin-tight, brightly-colored clothes.
>>1802376>>1802373>Of the 1,260 bicyclist deaths in 2020, 806 died in motor-vehicle crashes and 454 in other incidents, according to National Center for Health Statistics mortality data.Cyclists love to point out the danger of cars but a third of cyclist deaths don't involve cars at all, so clearly there's still some terminal retardation involved.
>>1802333We don't have to do anything faggot, you just outed yourself as a weakling homosexual
>>1802146Origin of the word Cuozzo.In some regional dialects of Campania, Italy the word "cuozzo" indicates the non-cutting part of a blade, more specifically the ax. When we mean that someone or something is bad, we use the expression: "è ffatt cu ‘o cuozzo r’accetta" that is to say: "it is made with the bulk of the ax". In the same dialects the "cozzetiello" (little cuozzo) is the final part of the bread shape, with a thick and hard crust, rough. It can be easily deduced that the sense of "cuozzo" is something unrefined, large and coarse, not very sharp; therefore the cuozzo would be a not very refined and rough person. And who is more crude, in Neapolitan and Campania folklore, than those who show off their wealth without criteria and with snobbery without taking care of their mind and spirit? The cuozzo is a grotesque and vulgar figure, the cuozzo despite possessing wealth and theoretically having the possibility of being a "gentleman" chooses to flaunt and turn into a grotesque speck.
>>1802263wtf is that bike edit
>>1802281>have my city be taken over by 2 million bike karens who look like Martin Shkrelithat's the netherlands!
>>1802281I wish there could be seperated bike lanes here like in some other countries. They have one on the blvd in my city that goes through the middle of it in the grass and it's so nice. I'm not sure how that would be possible in nyc though. I'd rather that shithole sink into the sea though, it gives the rest of new york state a bad name.
>>1802297>Bike lanes never get used where I liveHow about you try using them then?
>>1802380I don't think he really gives a shit about pedalist dying, rather, he's pointing out accidents involving electric mopeds and pedestrians. Which is kind of legitimate concern, even if it looks blown out of proportion to me. There was a similar issue with cars, motorcycles, and gasoline mopeds, remember how we solved it?
>>1802378big assumption coming from a nobike faggot
Insults really don't mean anything when they come from this guy
>>1802426>There was a similar issue with cars, motorcycles, and gasoline mopeds, remember how we solved it?We didn't, they still collide and kill people all the time. We just pretend it's normal.
>>1802412How about no?How about putting bike lanes only where they make fucking sense you goddamn retard
>>1802702ok enjoy your death, I guess
>>1802146Eliminate all commercial roads in NYC and replace them with bike lanes.Only emergency lanes for emergency vehicles, bikes, and sidewalks.If you drive in NYC you're a fucking idiot that enjoys going 0.3 miles per hour as it is.
>>1802384Seethe more you taint musher
>>1802150Fpbp
>>1802720not quite. eliminate use of privately owned vehicles for intracity transport. ban uber, lyft, etc. bring back the glory of the yellow cab. protect the legacy of the city and the life of the cab driver.
>>1802706what death?
>>1802706is that a threat ?
>>1802277literally every delivery bicyclist is a mexican or black, and all of the most vocal pro-bike people in this city are Park Slope lesbians
>>1802146El Goblino Italiano
>>1802146I hate it when people on e-bikes ride on footpaths. Zooming past doors.
>>1802146>a new thing popped up>we have to ban itWhy are people like this?
Used responsibly, I think e-bikes are great. I use it to commute to work in my office attire, and I don't get sweaty at all. What's next, ban knives because someone got shivved?
>>1803203That's what they did in Britain
>>1803208AY, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR DAT WEEBLY GLOB STABBAH?
>>1802146is pretty fucking annoying when they whiz past you in the bike lane while going the wrong way or doing something else which lacks common sense.
>>1803182HOLD
>stop driving cars>no not like that!
>>1802163anon we dont need the c word on this board
>>1807437kys cunt
>>1802277>getting around on 2 wheels is mostly a guy thing.Dem lazy hoes!
>>1803199>Why are people like this?Experience.
>>1807601women are horrible
>>1802146Cars are a thousand times more dangerous than e-bikes. Ban the cars--including taxis. Have e-bike-drawn carriages to haul fat tourists around.t. hates e-bikes, hates cars more
>>1807931>Cars are a thousand times more dangerous than e-bikes.false
>>1807943>Cars are a thousand times more dangerous than e-bikes.True
Bikes and scooters don't belong on the sidewalk. Good luck with enforcing anything on hipsters with low morals.
>>1808162You will never come up with a citation for this
>>1808234where's your citation?
>>1803181They seem to have more fun riding through the car traffic too.This seems like a yuppie thing.
>>1802150This
>>1808164walkies don't belong in the bike lane. good luck enforcing anything on yuppies with low morals
>>1802146Looks like a literal goblin
>>1808248You are the one making a claim that they are 1000 times more dangerous.Thats a specific claimThat requires a citation to be take seriouslyYou dont have one
>>1802146Ban the uber eats retards who give them bad names not ebikes
>>1802380Very rarely does it involve someone other than the rider and idiots killing themselves isn't the government's problem
>>1802281I'm going to ride next your shitty little apartment back and forth with my loud 2 stroke motorized bike and there's nothing you can do about it
>>1808852false
>>1808852Y-you wouldn’t dare anon!
>>1802378
>>1802146Weren't they already banned?
>>1803181You’re not supposed to use that word anymore. It’s Park ASIAN Lesbians now.
>>1802146>Mr. Cuozzoliterally who?
>>1802146That's a motorcycle. Where's his helmet? Where's his license and endorsement? Where's his insurance?
>>1802146Ebikes should have license and registration like motorcycles.
>>1812760no. maybe an powercap
>>1812733Terrible posture.
>>1802203
Nothing against e-bikes, I just hate the bike app-couriers who drive like maniacs on them.
>>1802263This desu. Over here it's a way to have a motorcycle without paying any taxes and drive them without license. They're annoying in bike lanes where no motor vehicle should be.>but muh electric Yeah, we will let people drive Teslas without number plates or driving licenses good if you run over someone.
>>1802146>1 month agoWhy is this board so slow?
>>1815824Because /n/ rides non-motorized bikes.
>>1815821>They're annoying in bike lanes where no motor vehicle should be.That's basically the same reason why cars don't want bicycles using roads.
>>1802146Guy looks like a pissed off goblin in suit
>>1815828Yes, motor and non motor vehicles must be segregated wherever is possible.
