Can I get a “Fuck Elon Musk” from the crowd?
What are we seething about today /n/bros?
>>1596249The wad I just blew to this makes Christmas morning look like the Sahara
>>1596251>jacking off to some anorexic no-tits no-ass fully clothed fashion modelwe're reaching levels of virginity that shouldn't be possible
>>1596253>not liking dfc>>>/reddit/
Musk's Death Squad will get you.
>>1596979I called Musk a filthy fucking secondary today, but I call all my bros that.
>>1596248He’s cool we need new ideas I’m getting bored of the same shit over and over again
>>1596998Which new ideas exactly?Electric cars - already tried and failed a dozen times over the last century. Only thing Musk added was marketing and a personality cult.Hyperloop - stolen from a hundred year old scifi novelSpaceX - accomplishing less in more time than 1960's-era NASA despite having an extra half century of technology and scientific knowledge to build onOnly actually good idea he had was Paypal.
>>1597002And that wasn't even his idea, paypal came with a merger and he decided to fund it.
>>1597002Yeah but at least he made electric cars viable. Spacex is gonna best the shit out of nasa and will only really compete with blue origin
>>1597007Also hyperloop and car tunnels as opposed to freeways are a step in the right direction, thinking vertically not horizontally
>>1597007>Spacex is gonna best the shit out of nasaOnly because current year NASA only exists to get its budget cut and to diversity-signal. In the same amount of time that SpaceX has existed, cold war NASA sent orbital probes to every planet plus the sun, landed probes on Mars, repeatedly put men on the moon, and built Skylab. And that was when computers barely existed.
>>1597007>electric cars viableElectric cars aren't going to solve the problem, it just turns oil emissions to coal emissions and nuclear waste. Also lithium mining and processing.The problem is that people live 20 miles away from their workplace, and the existence of suburbs without efficient transit.
>>1597007>viableAnon, his company barely produces any cars at all, and at a high price. They're practically a luxury.
>>1597002Uhhh I don't think electric cars are failing
>>1597205>decade of non-stop shilling from media and advertisers and ecofascists>governments have to subsidize them because no one wants them>governments have to ban competitors because no one wants them even if you pay them>product still objectively worse in every practical way than gas cars, while costing more>market share of new electric cars below 2%, more than half of which are Musk fanboys buying Teslas>market share of all cars on the road well under 1%>pace of infrastructure development nowhere near what it needs to be to support a complete transition any time this centurySo this is what success looks like.
>>1597002Wow I had no idea /n/ was so based
>>1597017yeah. and where did that get us? nowhere. we'll never leave this shithole solar system. we should defund NASA, ban cars, and create Eden here on earth
>>1597214>decade of non-stop shillingmore like at least two decades, since the S-10 and Ranger EVs.
>>1597186Exactly, they’re luxury, associated with wealth and being cool now, whereas they used to be for faggots and pussies
>>1597186Model 3 is the same price as a loaded Accord. As long as you don't get full self driving.
>>1597599>As long as you don't get full self driving.Do you even have a license?
>>1597007wait I thought SpaceX was only commercially viable because NASA and the government give it important contracts and money...
>>1597599>full self drivingyet another Tesla scam. It's mindboggling how they get away with any and all shenanigans. And how the cult lap it up. A cut and dry case of fraud with Solar City but Musk seems to be untouchable. It will all come out in the wash. Can't keep printing money forever.
>>1597738Tesla is going to rake in cash under democrats. Elon will make so much. He won't even care about higher taxes.
>>1597049The actual problem is globalism. Doesn't it blow your mind that you can buy a banana in Germany that has come ALL THE WAY FROM PERU and it only costs 15 cents? The real cost of the banana is a lot more, and the Earth is footing the bill.Buy local, stop flying, and kill every neo-liberal scum you find. That's the only way to save the planet.
>>1597853>The real cost of the banana is a lot more, and the Earth is footing the bill.Based Earth. Is there a way to get Earth to pay my rent?
>>1596253women should be thin, feeble and near starvation
>>1597008imagine thinking the solution to car traffic is more cars and car infrastructure
>>1596249TΞΣΛΑ ΣΕΧΥ
>>1596253>anorexicthis is your brain on mcdonalds
He is annoying, flashy, and pompous, but he's at least got plans for what to do with his money. And as long as society is headed in the direction of enabling billionaire neolibs, then it's better to have a guy like Elon than people like the Waltons.
>>1596248>shorting TeslaRemember what Buffet said, anon, "The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."
>>1596248You're the kinda kid that gets angry when you see other kids having fun. That makes you the shitty kid.
