Is either of these takes not shit? Editionhttps://voca.ro/15iHgVibck4whttps://voca.ro/1o9ARqapNUEP
tell me some popular or not songs/riffs or whatever to play on guitar to impress people that don't play guitar, possibly for acoustic or classic
>>99694610Any fingerpickin stuff like blackbird
I bought a Ray24CA the other day. been using a $100 shitty old Rogue for the last 15 years casually so I'm pretty excited.did I do alright, /gg/? should be here by the end of the month.
>>99694732nobody cares you stupid chink
Shoegaze is the chad genre in 2020.
>>99694732I already have my own bass so I don't give a shit
>>99694763Too bad 2020 is almost over and you'll soon go back to virgin
>>99694690Either will impress the drunk whore you drag home from the bar, so don't worry.
Guitar porridge>>99694841Will it impress a sober singer?
A little guitar pron, Kiesel HX7.
>>99694825If anything shoegaze will get more popular before it gets less popular. Fits in with the 90’s nostalgia and doomer tiktok aesthetic. What will never be popular again is buttrock and guitar solos through floorcringe and a ts.
Is there some power difference issue I'm gonna run into using a Soviet guitar in North America?They're hideious and I have to have one
>sam didnt post in 5 days
>>99694751don't bully me. >>99694769what kind of bass, anon?having your own shouldn't stop you from caring about mine!
>>99694883Sober singer?What alternate reality are you from? Come on fess up. Did you get Isekaid?
>>99694971I'm not a flashy top kinda guy
>>99695265So you're a flashy bottom?
>>99695280Yes to the point where it really isn't worth it for the novelty? Or is it a matter of using some kinda dongle
Sam's older brother on bass here, not bad actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Qxf2mqfxo
>>99695040With soviet guitars, YOU have power difference issues.
>>99695380 Is the bongo playing the same song as the guitars? Ooof
>>99695352You need a power converter between your guitar and amp.
>>99695040Yes. Soviet guitars use soviet copper and soviet magnets, which produce ultimately different voltage levels.
>>99695380is there a vid of him playing the microwave live?
>>99695591probably romanmost people turn out to be roman
Been feeling kinda unmotivated lately, what's your go-to artist to listen to for a boost of inspiration? I like power pop, jrock, funk, stuff like that
>>99695703Sly & the Family Stone
>>99695591Sams spam and sham
Read your manuals, /gg/. Become more skilled and knowledgeable about your gear. Know the outputs, and limits of what you own.
>>99695726so far this makes me want to practice my trumpet more than my guitar
>>99695380For real? How is his brother such a chad compared to him?I don’t believe it.
>you're at a party (yes i know you don't have friends, just pretend)>your friend tells everyone "oh anon can play the guitar! come on show us something buddy"what would you do?
>>99695006Shoegaze is only popular when british or all female. Sorry. No burgerstanian 30 year old men allowed.
>>99695856that's a great album m8
>>99696066>How is his brother such a chad compared to him?He doesn't fuck trannies
>>99695040soviet guitars are banned from america because they have radioactive green paint
>>99696088Refuse.Because I know from experience that I will be handed some $2 pos guitar with rusty old strings and ridiculously high action.
>>99696088sound of silence
>>99696219you don't have a capo just a probably shitty acoustic/classical guitar
>>99696130Also drugs. Must not forget the much drugs.
>>99696088turn 360 degress and walk away
>>99696248It's fine, I can sing it in C if I have to
>sam is playing since 8 (ate) years
My vox vt40 bedroom amp now only works with headphones. The factory reset does nothing. I literally said to the guy, 'i don't know about all this extra digital shit' when I was buying it. Fucking mexican asshole, the fuck was he even doing in Brisbane
>>99696503>i don't know about all this extra digital shit' when I was buying it.Fucking mexican asshole, the fuck was he even doing in Brisbane
>>99696503>trusting sellers>trusting anyoneat least you learned a lesson
>11 months agohttps://voca.ro/1drEcJ3ZYNNH>todayhttps://voca.ro/16u4f1qQjFmq
>>99694732>he didn't buy a Gibson
>have a huge pedalboard>reverbs, delays, fuzzes, distortions, modulation, tremolo and vibrato>delays first into reverbs, each repeat adding even more reverberation>modulation to add swirls>add dirt last to everything>the reverberated delays adding almost infinite sustain to your dirt pedals>add tremolo last in the chain for an extra later of texture>lightly strum strings>huge wall of soundchad music genre. imagine being so clueless you cant even dial in sounds from a pedalboard so you cope by saying guitar straight into the dirt channel of a roadworn tubeamp is superior.
>selling my tele as I don't like how it plays >like the way it sounds >but also like my les paul a lot with £2k, would you get a nice SG or a decent Tele?
>>99696849Good progress, you have more control over your voice, smoother playing and better pronunciation
>>99695703cheers friend just listen to some unfamiliar music you might inpired out of nowherehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAoRKrZt0PI&fbclid=IwAR0dtwmJvFwNj5ydfppRqIQVIaM_CcVSMThFL98QLjD8AnCGjUfSmRIV27E
>>99696985You can have both if you get an epiphone and a partscaster. And they will be just as good.>>99697036Thanks!!
>>99696985SG's are the epitome of guitars
>>99697074Then why did Clapton switch to strats after trying the SG?
>>99696503>trusting a mexicanlole
>>99697101Shit taste. Shit player.
>>99697122This desu. Your mom trusted a mexican to be her child's dad and look at the outcome.
>>99697065>epiphone>just a good lol no. had an epi lp pro and it wasn't even close to a gibson studio. >>99697074I'm coming round to this, a brand new standard is about a grand and they have really fat necks. whats the catch?
how do I get a guitar sound kinda like this?https://youtu.be/30PpttqWeFkhttps://youtu.be/vQXf6bvprmQhttps://youtu.be/JICwfuAOQ5g
>>99697219>it wasn't even close to a gibson studiohow so?
>>99696503Te dio balazo
>>99696985Nothing beats an awesome Telecaster.
>>99697219Then get an used Gibson and an used Fender. I bet you can get both with that money.
>>99696503probably because the speaker broke you fucking retard, if anything the extra digital shit is the only reason you can play it anymore
>>99697053ay that's pretty nice, thanks anon
>>99697250sustain and treble. I had it set up by someone really good, the notes still died out quickly and there was no feedback at all. put a set of gibson burstbuckers in and that high end thing just wasn't there. It was really good in isolation, but shit in comparison to other guitars
>>99696976who are you referring to
>>99697219Memes aside how much better is a low end gibson compared to a high end epiphone?I bought the 2020 inspired by Gibson epiphone les paul custom during the lock down period because I always wanted a les paul and I think it's really good. I never tried a Gibson though so I can't really compare
>>99696905why would I go and do something like that?
>>99697399Maybe it had 250k pots? Gibson is known for doing this trickery to make their cheaper guitars sound muddy
>>99697245Quit shilling your solo project
Anyone build your own pedals? I did 2 Electric Mistress sound-a-likes and a DM-2 clone with modulation.
>>99697466Full context - we are comparing a 2008 epi LP custom pro against a 1995 Gibson LP studio.the big differences are documented here >>99697399The gibson is much more sensitive, as in small amounts of vibrato give feedback. the epiphone sounds dead in comparison, i.e. you play a high E at the 12th fret on the high E string and it dies quickly, but on the gibson it resonates and goes into feedback. epiphone is a good guitar, but the gibson is just better. Remember these are 2 specific guitars from decades ago, so your mileage may vary
>>99697620No you didn't
>>99697538how would you check this? I can get on board with that, the Epi is needlessly muddy even with gibson pickups
>>99697609lol I wish it was mine, any tips to make my guitar sound like that or what pedal i could buy? I looked at a really nice one with the worst (perfect for this) distortion I've ever heard, the wmd geiger counter but it's 300$ and it would cost double my amp at this point
>2007 gibson sg standard >natural wood finish >£850should I make a cheeky offer or just take it?
>>99695194You’re both poor and a faggot
>>99697690get a 2020 or get nothing. all gibsons from 1992 to 2019 are shit, theyre cheaper for a reason.
>>996976902006, love this thing. go for it
>>99697666If it's not written on the pot, you use a multimeter>>99697669A very shitty amp or just an overdrive pedal used directly i.e. without a cab sim. The boss heavy metal sounds especially trashy.
>>99697748what is there to love about this guitar? what makes it different from any other HH guitar
>>99697736well thats nonsense, the 90s les pauls are a lot better than the later 2010s ones
>>99697748>not block inlaysyuck
Which one of you is this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJNX4XU0R9Q
>>99697748that is gorgeous, I love the binding going cream. how does it sound?
>>99697886its me guise
Where can I find good ear training courses?
>>99698037just grab your guitar and sing along, if thats too difficult youre helpless
>>99697835It looks cool. That's about it. I'm sure any other HH guitar would work just as well. I've heard an SG cuts through a mix better.>>99697896Sounds just like the records, that's what I would say. I only really use the bridge pickup though. Harder to get that sound out of other guitars, this one is idiot proof. Tightens up nicely with a TS for metal/hardcore.
>>99697631Thanks anon for the detailed explanation. I read from many sources that Epiphone has upped its game lately and the 2020 collection is pretty good. From my experience the pickups (probuckers) are quite responsive, the sustain is great, the ebony fingerboard is very comfortable. Overall it feels like a quality guitar. My only other guitar is a 97 American standard strat, compared to that the epi custom doesn't feel low quality at all ( I kinda prefer the feel of the les paul lately probably due to scale length) just different.I really wanna try some Gibsons after the lockdown period for comparison to satisfy my curiosity but I hear that with both Epiphone and Gibson it's quite hit and miss
>>99697638Soldering is fun anon. Too hard for ya?
>>99697699you're a real peach, anon.
Fender or Gibson. No Squiers. No Epiphones. No clones. No third-world manufacture. Back America! Stand by America!
post your favourite looper chord progression.i need something else to practice over.
Romaine hasn't posted here in years. Lettuce leaf off talking about him.
>>99698255fender. gibsons are brand recognition trash
Im just like Chris Cornell, just a fifth lowerhttps://voca.ro/18QgeruO5l8G
>>99698264just make something up and if it sounds like shit make your melody or riff work it out
>>99698264the best looper chord progressions are like 2 chords, its more about what you play over it
I'm just like Chris Cornell, just an octave lower.https://voca.ro/1bRtv2QQEF7x>>99698402It's also good to practice playing over progressions of many chords, or else you remain a blues dad.
>>99698326I wish you could be more like him and kys.
>>99698493he didnt kys
>>99698512Uh, yeah. It may have been unintentional, but he still did it himself.
>>99697074I had one and i couldnt live with the tuning instability, fragility, and neck dive. Just leaning back put it out of tune. HH strat >>>>>> Gibson supergay.
>>99697620Yea I did a Fuzz clone and an octavia clone. Problem is the old designs sounded good by chance rather than design. Germanium transistors?
>>99698725this. les paul or nothing. the gibson sucker’s guitar is a poorfag compromise for when you can’t afford a better axe.
>>99698037Interval training. Chord voice training.
To all the "guitarist" here: you can't do shit.
>>99698778Yeah, where do I find those?
>tfw getting a sweet deal on a rare pedal in a few minebay auctions is hands down the BEST way to get pedals on the cheap.
>the virgin "it's the best guitar">the chad "it's just a guitar"
>>99698815the virgin “chad doesnt care guyth”the chad “lmfao look at that fag”
>>99698804on your instrument, retard
>>99698725How is the tuning stability of the SG any different from a regular les paul?
>>99698743Ge transistors vary a lot whereas Si ones are a lot more uniform. Maybe just breadboard the circuit and switch between different Ge transistors?
If you were an eternal dragon, what incredibly hard song would you learn first?
>>99698893Weezer - My Name is Jonas
>>99698951That song was my first FC.
Gotta love the pineapple smellGuitar guitar
>>99698986I just ate dude don't post this.
The shredded chicken is tasting like fish what the hell??>>99698998You're not eating so why does it matterGuitarGuitar
Has anyone here tried the pasta bowls from Dominos? I'm debating between it or a pizza
>>99699241Do you recommend them? Any specific one?
Sam why don't you take bass lessons from your brother?>>99695380
>>99694763Too bad you suck at playing shoegaze.I've heard your vocaroos. You are what is called a "dabbler."You wasted money on shit pedals only to sound like shit, congratulations
>>99699284I don't need them. https://youtu.be/CBGGjCKAFmo
>>99699491jfc eat a burger or something you look like a grey
>>99699512My belly keeps growing but my arms remain thin
>>99699539take cold showers
>>99698812lol i just outbid you
>>99698812Buying and flipping on Reverb lmao
Who's winning this thread so far?
>>99698812why would you not wait until the auction was over absolutely moronic move
>>99699604fuck my fucking ass someone stole it from me. FUCK i fucking hate you faggots
do you like the look of this guitar?
>>99699630>is retard>is my faultok buddy
>>99699630nigga get dabbed on
>>99699630Thanks for the new wah fuzz anon. Been looking to replace my nano big muff :^)>>99699289Imagine being this mad lol
>>99699647kinda just looks like an uglier tele but the headstock is kinda cool
Fuck it's not looking like a hot dogIt was intended to look like a hot dog
>>99699743why did you want it to look like a hot dog
>>99699276If you like that kind of thing
>>99699758Because someone on 4chan suggested to make it look like a hot dog and I thought it would be fun
>>99699780maybe draw a squiggly ketchup drizzle with red marker
>>99699680>>99699695>>99699698You assholes are the fucking WORST.
>>99699818I'm afraid that won't work, I'll just draw black polepieces
sam i made chili todayit was really hotand i just shat my pantswhat are you upo to lil buggerhows it goind
>>99699848Kinda cool I think>>99699867I just had a burger
>>99698812>>99699554>>99699576>>99699630>>99699680>>99699695>>99699698>>99699840this is the funniest shit i've seen on /gg/
>>99699934why is ther etape on your humbucker
>>99699949because he's a moron
>>99699973i know i wanna her him rationalize it
>>99699840>doesn't follow Ken Rockwell's eternal adviceAlways bid the most you're willing to pay, and do it at the last second.If you lose, it shouldn't matter, because the price is higher than what you are willing to pay.
>>99699943I don't even get it I'm esl could you explain it
>>99699949To tame the highs. Shielding around the pickup creates eddy currents which attenuate the high frequencies even if it's a non magnetic material like copper
>>99700145>anon posts a gleeful post about how they are going to get a cheap pedal from ebay>other anons bid and take it from him>initial anon rages
>>99700161( ! ) this claim of physics is being disputed
>>99700174whats funny about that?
>>99700174Ah I got it it's an auction
>>99700222you'd have to be a spiteful incel to get it
>>99700259You're mom gets it
>>99700340hows daddy doin, sam?
>one of the guitar jack cables is loosei don't know how to solder bros>>99697620hey i got that same phaser pedal
>>99696191pretty much. I’d pick it up and be like “sorry, can’t really play much with the guitar in this condition”
>>99700365In peace in heaven :-) Yours?
>>99700375Just give it a tight knot with floss or something
https://youtu.be/n0l0DZYmaK8I like how the Seymour Duncan employee cant even keep a straight face listening to demo guy describe all of the "tonal differences". Specifically at 9:07 buddy cracks up at Kenny Loggins' description of the singing high end. These pickups cost $1000+
gibson chad master racenogibson plebs step down
>>99699867I too, made chili today.
>>99699604dumbass would have gotten outbid at the last second regardless if he posted it or not, nobody ever bids unless it’s like 10 seconds left or something
>>99699698how much did you pay?
Tfw 1 dollar per hour 44 hours a weekGuitar
>>99697620Looking to get into it, want to start out modding one I own already though, will finally give me an excuse to learn how to solder though.
anyone here use Amplitube4?
Truth is, guitar doesn't require that much practice.
>>99701308Not really, no
>>99701312if you want to be a symphony x yngwie malmsteen shredder it absolutely does, but otherwise you're right. it's hard to practice when somehow all the hours i put it on from ages 13-15 still make me better than most musicians i deal with.
>>99701373Sounds like you're a prodigy, could you post some of your playing?
>>99696849improved a bunch
>>99700684>retards lean guitarst against couches>they fall over and break>"HOW COULD THE COMPANY DO THIS TO ME">based company: "you deserved it and we hope it happens again and again until you go broke or quit guitar. fuck you."The more expensive a guitar is, the more fragile it should be to dissuade poorfags from saving up to buy something they don't deserve. As poor people are naturally dumber and clumsier they will break their nice things and they will be less valuable and run down looking, to match their worthless, often ugly owners.Know your place, poors. Buy strats.It doesn't need to be fixed because your suffering is icing on the cake. If breaking it bothers you, you're too poor to have one.If anything they should be more fragile. Take porsches. Could you save up for one? Sure. Could you afford to take care of one? Doubtful. Is that a good thing? Definitely.>no i want my $2500 guitar to last forever (i can't afford another one) and retain all its resale value forever (in case i need to sell it to make rent)Gibsons are like BMWsPoors save up to buy them, but they can't afford the rest and then bitch to BMW about not making a more poor-friendly care>THE PARTS COST TOO MUCH>ITS TOO HARD TO FIX AT HOME>THE SERVICE INTERVALS ARE TOO SHORT>MAKE IT MORE LIKE A TOYOTA>BMW: "the customers we actually care about don't share your complaints. a few $1000 services a year isn't a lot to them. maybe a corolla is more your speed?">poorfags: BUT I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK IM RICH ;_;God, Gibson is such a chad company. I still remember that hipster faggot from Mastodon crying like a bitch when they dropped his endorsement because Mastodon weren't popular anymore.He said when he asked them to put a custom gauge set of strings on his personal instrument they just laughed and told him if he was Slash they might've considered doing it.
>>99701335Im starting to like it. Im sure there are better amp sims out there but for someone with neighbors and who doesn't gig it works for me. Have you used amp sims that you like better?
>>99701459honestly how is gibson even still in business
>>99698785I may have restrung my guitar wrong and not have a job but at least I have 6 bucks to buy strings and I can cut my strings properly
dumb question but i see electric guitars for $300 and for $3,000. whats so great about the expensive ones? i have an acoustic and im thinking about trying an electric
>>99701540the cheaper the guitar the better
i like fender, old charvel, and honestly some bc rich
>>99701540better electronics, better hardware, better wood, and less mistakes
>retards lean guitarst against couchesCan I get that in english chief
>>99701540What's the difference between a $30 chair and a $300 chair? Materials, design, craftsmanship. To be fair, anything above $1500 is likely because of vintage collector value.
>>99701459>The more expensive a guitar is, the more fragile it should be to dissuade poorfags from saving up to buy something they don't deserve. As poor people are naturally dumber and clumsier they will break their nice things and they will be less valuable and run down looking, to match their worthless, often ugly owners.
>>99701459I own a Gibson and 2 Epihones but Gibson is trash now days. Their quality has gone down and the price has gone up.Didn't they almost go bankrupt a couple years ago? Rock music is dying and people aren't playing guitar much anymore and they want to charge $2k for a Les Paul? Gee I wonder why no one buys them?!?!
>>99701540it is simply a jewish scam
for a first guitar $250-500 will be fine but when you buy your real guitar $600-1200 (used) is the ideal price range imo. huge diminishing returns after 1200
>>99701486No I only use amplitube and I'm ok with it. I've tried revalver and Guitar rig and maybe some other one and they don't sound much better
>>99700638wtf. Literally why? why would any pickups cost this much?
>>99701616the difference between a product and one that costs 10x more is almost always brand.
>>99701630They did go bankrupt and had to restructure. The CEO that saved gibson in the 80s was booted too.
>>99701525Good for you. I can cut strings, I just don't because the extra lenght allows me to fix the string if it breaks at the bridge or at the tuner.
>>99700638why did you just copy and paste a comment from the video
>>99701675Silver wire instead of copper wire, and cryogenic treatment.
>>99701486complete noob, used it once and made this shithttps://vocaroo.com/13khC6sIO7Etso fun, used a preset.but I have no idea on how to set it.Can you help?
>>99701684Condor: 250Gibson: 2500Condor with upgrades: 500Best of the 3? Condor with upgrades
No way Sam ever owned a real Gibson
>>99701674Obviously I want to try Line6 Helix but to use it properly you need the pedal board so thats almost $1k total and the king now days seems to be Kemper but I think thats about $3k or more. I'll stick with Amplitube for now since it works for what I do.
>>99701831I've played two though
i would use a line6 helix but the software doesnt work on linux
>>99701882Grade A reply
>>99701869Does it work on mac?
everything i make sounds like a fcking radiohead song
>>99701459i like mastodon
>>99702143Me too anon, Crack the Skye is wall to wall with fun to play stuff
>>99702121Mac is Linux :)
>>99702193You are confusing unix with linux anon
>>99702193you are completely, objectively wrong.
>>99702219>>99702220Linux is Unix and Mac is Unix :)
>>99701564me too, i'd love an 80s or 90s p bass, a charvel or a japanese fender. anything without a scratchplate
>>99699289having a pedalb*ard with more than three pedals makes you a faggot. gonna have to agree here>no one listens to shoegaze either
>>99702270Correct, though not sure why you think this is relevant here
>>99702401If it works on mac it should work on Linux without much effort
>>99702517That's not how computers/compilers work.
My 2011 SG feels so good. I don’t know what it is exactly, but the frets are higher than my other guitars and the action is low. Can I expect a LP to have a similar feel? Also looking into prs.
>>99701831His guitar teacher had one. Wanted to trade it for Sam's Condor but Sam said no. Nobody knows what happened to the teacher but I wouldn't be surprised if he wonders what life could have been like, if only Sam had given a different answer.
Am going to sleep. Good night fellasGuitar band
She's looking at the screen lol. Guitar band, iTunes>they can't say I sleep alone on a twin sized bedThey hate to see itGuitar, bass and banjo
>>99702662>dirt poor>doesn't trade his (I guess) favourite much cheaper guitarThe most annoying faggot around but I still respect him as a player, I mean at least he truly lives by the guitar.>Inb4 good answer sam/roman/whoever is rent free in your head.
I take it back, fuck off retard.
did you get the cat piss out of your amp, sham?
>>99702550it sort of is, but considering the line6 software is proprietary, i cannot just compile it to GNU/Linux, only line6 can do that and they have chosen not to
>>99702352I like the p-basses that don't have pickguards
about to start this. wish me luck.
>>99699647no, but reverent have a model i like is a flying V styled one is called volcano.
should I get a Hofner ignition or a classic vibe jazz bass?
>>99702219unix is a trademark you mean posix
>>99702270>gnu's not unix slash linux is unix
>>99702808good answer anon!
every classical guitar has good action because there's no way to adjust it and the tradition of making classical guitars is ancient and known and if you somehow found a classical guitar with action so high that it's difficult to play then i'm sorry to say you have bought some kind of weird chinese scam instrument and/or done something to fuck up a normal classical guitar
>>99703379Can't go wrong with a jazz bass. Hofners sound like hofners which is cool if you like that
>>99703453Then why can you file down and replace the nuts and saddles? Classical guitar makers don't suddenly and exclusively know how to make wood not behave like wood. They age like shit and every one that's more than a hundred years old or whatever is more or less a guitar of theseus.
>>99702193mac is bsd
>>99696976All this shit and no one gives a fuck unless youre a handsome british man or a girl, and also the singerIf you’re focusing on the gear you’re not cut out for this. Kevin Shields used boss pedals and multifx fyi.
>>99702662Sam said the pickups were bad and then spent 3 years trying to fix the pickups in his condor
>>99703483>They age like shit and every one that's more than a hundred years old or whatever is more or less a guitar of theseus.agree with the rest but this isnt really true, I've seen more prewar guitars that were preserved and unmodded than 60s electrics for example. other than obvious things like nut and saddle and maybe a fret replacement, but those are things that wear so i wouldnt compare that to theseus' ship
>>99701630This is the thing that makes me nervous. Epiphone is owned by Gibson. It's definitely not beyond a company like Gibson to forcibly gimp and neuter their sister brand so that they can still say the guitars they shit out are of better quality by comparison.Epiphone needs to break free from Gibson's grasp and form their own legacy. They make good quality instruments I think. And they were around before Gibson.Fuck the Gibson headstock it should have been Epi.
>>99701762Cut your strings bro wtf
Shoegaze musician>you just want to make music>you want to express yourself and start a band>but you can't play guitar very well>you're not going to sit through lessons and practice scales for hours>fuck that, the world has to hear what you have to say>get some cheap effects to make your babby playing interesting>get up on stage with your friends and bare your heart to the world30 year old loser:>you're a bored construction worker looking for something to do>maybe guitar?>ask /gg/ if $1300 is a good deal for a used and abused american original jazzmaster>admit it's a lot of money for you>you're 30 so predictably, you have a hard time getting good>think "hey, shoegaze guys aren't very good at guitar, maybe i could be one of them">buy all the boutique pedals that articles and yt videos that totally weren't elaborate ads told you to>try and tell /gg/ your $20/hr construction worker ass is rich>get laughed at so hard you buy a tube amp to try and save face>get laughed at harder>spend hours trying to get your tone right>nearly a year of wasting your life later you haven't wrote a single song or sang a single lyric and it's becoming apparent you will never start a band>spend your days on the internet telling people you are chad for associating with shoegaze artists because dreampop was sort of popular among internet thots for a year
Jrock musician:>you just want to make music>you want to express yourself and start a band>but you can't play guitar very well>you're not going to sit through lessons and practice scales for hours>fuck that, the world has to hear what you have to say>kick on the blues driver and crank up your amp>get up on stage with your friends and bare your heart to the world30 year old loser:>you're a bored web developer looking for something to do>maybe guitar?you're 30 so predictably, you have a hard time getting good>think "hey, jrock guys aren't very good at guitar, maybe i could be one of them">spend all your disposable income on "essential jay rock guitars">buy all the boss pedals that articles and yt videos that totally weren't elaborate ads told you to>try and tell /gg/ your $1500/wk in seattle web dev ass is rich>while living in a tiny apartment>get laughed at so hard you buy TWO tube amps to try and save face>get laughed at harder>spend hours trying to get your tone right>nearly a year of wasting your life later you haven't wrote a single song or sang a single lyric and it's becoming apparent you will never start a band>spend your days on the internet telling people you are chad for associating with jpop artists because polkadot stingray will get big any day now
>tfw you realise you can coast on triads your entire life
>>99703760It's funny because jrock guitarists practice their asses off from a young age so even a 20 year old would have no chance of catching up before reaching the age where you're too uncool to play anything but jazz.
>>99703483how tall could a nut/saddle possibly fucking be that it's causing uncomfortably high action on a nylon stringthis thread is nonsense through and through
>convinced /gg/ i'm a gibson chad>tell everyone they're the best>get to act superior under the assumption that i spent $2000 on a shitty guitar>never actually owned one as a player>every single one was disappointing>bad qc and short scale tone a shit>just fucked around with them and then sold them to break even or make a profit>usually collect $1-200 each time>actually only play strats>people have bought gibsons after i recommended one to them
Only a Gibson™ is good enough.
Remember /gg/A Gibson in your hands = a smile on your face
>>99703920>literally the title>"junk guitar">literally the first five seconds of the video"it's 40 years old, it spent most of its life in the attic"refer to where i said "and/or done something to fuck up a normal classical guitar"any old cheap ass yamaha bullshit entry level guitar you buy will have normal action. the height a nylon string would have to be to be uncomfortable to play is incredible to imagine.here is the point i'm trying to make: if your classical has high action to the point that it's uncomfortable to play, something has gone terribly wrong and your experience is not typical. it's a very unusual circumstance.
>>99704374>unusual circumstanceOh, yeah, I get it now.
guys, super autistic question. I think Im going insanedoes strumming one E/e string in front of the other really matter that much instead of hitting both at the same time
the tele is clairo approved
>>99704916>I want an outdated shape for fashion
/gg/ I have a questionI'm looking to get a cheap bass and upgrade it a bit to be not shit. I also think it would make for a good project, but I've never done any modifications before except changing strings. My idea is to get a squier bronco bass and swap out the pickups for a Rickenbacker neck pickup (or bridge even, if it could fit the body). I know that this would require me to also modify or replace the pickguard. So my question is really just whether that is a feasible modification to make? What issues might I run into?
>>99704830If I get your question, you are talking about strumming both E+e versus fingerpicking both at the same time. It matters, yes. Does it change it for better or worse is completely subjective, though. Do what you feel sounds better.
>>99704830>let's get kicked out of the orchestraJust strum it, bro.
>>99705029theyre played so close together I dont know if the two notes are even distinguishable at all from plucking both simultaneously. Since Im trying to learn this song Im playing it slowly and its obvious, but I dont know if its noticeable at full speed
best guitar I’ve ever owned or played, doesn’t even compare to the 39 other shit purchases I’ve mad over my 14 years
>>99704947>I want an outdated shape for fashionThat's why you'll never see clairochan with an ibanez sabre. All the fashion conscious girly girls love fender.
>tfw you get an outdated shape for fashion"b-b-but that's not ideal! you don't care about playing guitar! fender charges insane prices for cost cutting 50s junk!!!1!"haha chords go strumhaha fans go 'marry me pls'
>tone is in the gear
>tone is in the fingers
>he fell for the pedal meme
Learn classical guitar
>>99696905What is this expression trying to convey?
>good players should have good instruments so they can sound their best
>>99705425Jazzmasters aren't outdated, they're literally the perfect guitar
>>99705633Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope with buying a quirky retro guitar for fashion conscious women.
>>99705642Explain how the offset body is not perfect
>>99705694Post skin color
>>99705699Sure after you post a 30 second vocaroo of your playing
>>99705667>any fender shape>perfectEnjoy your larp guitar anon but don't pretend it's not a larp guitar. The only time leo fender had an actual guitarist's input was with the strat. So, the strat was as close as fender ever got to perfection. Unsurprisingly most guitars are clearly based on the strat, trying to squeeze that last 1% of good out of it, and everything else is in second place.
>>99705715Sure, after you post your skin color.Don't even bother with your playing, we already know you're embarrassingly bad.
>>99705740>projectingwho hurt you?
>>99705783I'll take that as a no. Chicken.
>>99705795>too afraid to post a vocaroooof
>>99705823Who asked first again? Chicken.
>>99705862Touched a nerve huh
>>99705877Can we get that in english cheif?
>/gg/'s opinions>matteringthe best guitarist here is a 30 year old furfag with early onset alzheimersthe second best guitarist here is a 30 year old failed tranny from brazil that plays easy rhythm guitar parts in a cut rate forro bandnothing posted here should be taken seriously
>>99705991>doesn’t understand “headcanon”>cheif brainlet confirmed
>>99706036Whatever. It doesn’t matter if you played an Yngwie Malmsteen song note for note if you don’t have a Marshall amp.
>>99706111yes, it’s pronounced ing-vay retard https://youtu.be/w_8P3E3eP-M
I'm a furry what guitar should I buy
>>99706151doesn’t matter as long as it’s expensive
>>99706151Gibson Les Paul in rocket red
>>99705718>mad at a shape
>>99706151Save your money and get a do/gg/.
>>99706217So if I stuck my penis up your ass would you be fine with it because you would just be mad at a shape?
>>99706137>>99706143Yngwie is just an alternate spelling of Yngve. Here is the most accurate pronunciation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF3QYLMzDv4
you pronounce it "y'ng wih-eh". he's from klingon.
>>99706424Why does this dog look like Hitlerina?
>>99706840>>99706847yngwie himself pronounces it ing-vay
>>99706857It's the pet you would have had if you were successful in life.
>>99706019Nah, I'm the best player here and I'm neither of those.
In normal Swedish it's Ing-veh. The "veh" is short. There's no "-ei" or "-ay" at the end, just a "veh".
Imagine being in tone prison when you could be taking your first steps to freedom with tone parole.
boss metalzone yes or no? if it's shitty suggest similar pedals below 100$ pls
>>99707282Not yes, but hell yes.
>>99707239Correction: It's Yng-veh. The "Yng" has a short "Y" sound which is something which exists in swedish. It's kind of like a short "I" in english but kind of thicker, it's hard to exlpain.
>>99707291either way the correct way to preface it in English is “an Yngwie song”
>>99707336A yngwie song.
>>99707282Only yes if you can use it right (you won't)
>muh strat>muh marshall>muh fast playinglmao yinglets
>>99707502yeah I agree he does suck
>>99707427what's so difficult about it
>>99707705Using it right