lole mods & jannies hate to see it edition
LONG LIVE ROMAN
>be me>knows gearfag who might have 30k worth of gear>bandmates are the same>checks his band's music>it's utter shitwhy does it keep happening, /gg/?
>>96390420who is roman
>>96390449Is a women involved?
>>96390374kek based. fuck jannies
happy trans tuesday, gee gee~
Wtf Im michael angelo batio now!https://voca.ro/o6OPE0M9xBM
>>96390533Good job, Sam!
jc40-kun has a trip but refuses to put it on lol
>>96390533Day after day your playing gets worse.Must suck to suck.
Cool to have an impersonator, honestly. Even if he is tranny posting.
>>96390533more like richard benson
Wtf Im BB King now!https://voca.ro/8dxl6KowcJD
>>96390578>>96390523>>96390423 can someone explain the joke
>>96390578Actual schizo lmao wtf
>>96390498when they delete this one wait until you see my next op lmao
Of all classic Les Paul finishes, which looks the worst? And why is it Gold Top, runner-up being Tobacco Burst?
Wtf Im Eric Clapton with a Gibson now!https://voca.ro/72Z9kE65WAB
>>96390674Based, except Tobacco Burst looks worse than Gold-Top.
>>96390486>>96390516imagine... imagine being in a band with a woman
Wtif Im Eric Clapton but with a Strat now!https://voca.ro/2VHnTbKipC8
>>96390674goldtop with p90s is kinoawful opinion
>>96390721yeah they just ruin everything
>>96390674>green lemon>red stained backLiterally the best combo those dip shits at gibson got right.
>>96390739>Wtif Im Eric Clapton but with a Strat now!so Eric Clapton??
>>96390747any experiences to tell us?
>>96390739>no soulNgmi, again
>>96390690>>96390739Hey Sam. Beginner here. What should I study music theory and guitar technique wise? Looking for tips from the masters (Sam only responses please).
>>96390812name one female
Wtf Im Albert King now!https://voca.ro/ooIDXRC5qsT>>96390767no, check eric with a gibson above that one >>96390822learn the basics and learn songs
>>96390837>learn songsYeah no one actually take this advice or you will be caught in the endless cycle of riff rip offs and idea stealing like Sam.
>>96390837Tell me what to study music theory wise, asshole. I'm not going to just learn KISS songs to rip them off like you, faggot.
wtf im ace frehley nowhttps://voca.ro/fuhrvqVqFxH
Wtf I'm Samuel Campos now!https://voca.ro/h9lpm85b8tM
>>96390825what do you mean bruh?
>>96390867It's genuinely astounding how uncreative he is. I'm glad I learned to play by ear before learning songs and theory.
Why aren't you practicing with a metronome?
>>96390912because i'm not a beginner
>>96390912because i'm not a talentless stunted tranny
I just bought my first guitar today and played for 2 hours. Is cool, gonna try to stick with it. What's a reasonable estimate before I can play Copperhead Road proficiently? Is this a years long journey or will I be pretty competent in months? Just looking to pluck away and play other people's music, not make my own
>>96390876idk time figures, spider exercises, major/minor scales and the pentatonic, then the chords from the scales ie harmony,hum every note you play to get a sense of pitch
>>96390746You have poor taste, p90s look like shit by themselves, join it with a goldtop finish and you have guitar that looks like complete garbage.
>>96390912Why don't you quit vaping weed?
>>96390907I'm glad I learned timing before ripping songs off. All Sam is good at. He's not actually good at playing. That's why the one singer in the band he was in screamed at him.
>>96390939Great so you have no advice? No wonder you're shit. Fuck you.
i don't think i have a single positive memory of this general
>>96390996thats funny because all i ever do is laugh when i come here...
does it matter if i cant pick at the same speed that i can legato?https://voca.ro/6fnPHupQjsG>>96390991what else would you want
>>96390953It's actually fucking impressive how he just completely misses the point of music as a form of creative expression and art. I hate guitarists like this. They just want to learn songs and rip them off and don't have a musical bone in their body. They just want to go up and down a scale really fast like a video game. For fucks sake.
>>96391021maybe hes the one that we always laugh at...
>>96390996The posters here are so demoralized by the constant trolling that they don't even care if they're posting in a shitpost thread with no links in the OP. It's hopeless really.
>>96390674If it's not black then remove it from my sight
My pot knobs keep falling out
>>96390996Me neither. I guess it's time to stop coming here.
>>96391032Think about how many years Sam and jcope wasted trying to make it and impress people on here. They have failed day in and day out. Truly pathetic.
>>96391049kek your really crazy bout them links ain'tcha
>>96391052Idk, cherry burst les pauls look pretty good too.
maybe this neck pickup isnt so bad after allhttps://voca.ro/fDZefJOIJ6C
>>96391103No, that is ridiculously bad.
>>96391032>>96391083Is this enough soul for you faggotshttps://voca.ro/ihXMzPebIlJ
>>96391175Oh my god your shit just always sounds lifeless and soulless. Ngmi
is he ...dare i say it... /ourguy/?
post your penis again, sammy
>>96391175dudejust do some 7th chords and do a little jazzy bendy bluesy solo over itTHAT'S what soul is...
>>96391205Nah, jcope is more "/ourguy/" than Sam.Only thing Sam got is them Tone Termites™
>>96391205Well he is the only person here to ever post a pic of himself actually playing live
>>96391226>Nah, jcope is more "/ourguy/" than Sam.i'm not a fan of either but that's really not the case, jcope is worse both in playing and attitude
Is this enough soul yet?https://voca.ro/6xSIVV0Vvyx
>>96391229did the singer really yell at you for playing badly?
>>96391243That's what makes him a better clown
>>96391229There is a reason why no one in brazil will gig with him anymore. LMAO he will never make it.
>>96391269aha what the fuck is this shit? is this real?
>>96391269Kek imagine if Sam ever did actually make it>heh yeah those were my crazy days on 4chan>posting myself taking shit and shoving amp parts into the pee hole of my dick lol and playing guess the piss bottle with Anons...Rolling Stone eat your heart out lmao
>>96391269hiding the head, just like on your condor
>>96391300>shoving amp parts into the pee holei literally never did that. get your memory checked.also none of that stops anyone from making it. brazil has a popstar thats literally made porn, see: Gretchen
>>96391300Sounds pretty Rock N' Roll actually. Doubt Greta Van Fleet has any grimy stories like that.
>>96391316you took a picture of yourself taking a shit and showing your piss bottles then?
>>96391333no not me
>>96391361Sam why did you put an amp part in your dickhole dude?>>96391358
>>96391358>he even named it SAM 0638
>>96391358imagine if your mom saw this, sam
why is tonight the night this gets posted? did sam do something?
>>96391358I LOVE YOU
>>96391358You gonna make Sam cry himself to sleep tonight.
>>96391358why is his glans so dry if he'snot cut? or is that a weird circumsition?
Go cry yourself to sleep tonight holding your Less Poor Sam.Your shit has no soul.
I like how Im getting this wah-like low-midsy sound on the low strings when both pickups are on even though they are in phasehttps://voca.ro/28poEWZIYd3
>>96391511why is your peepee so small, sam?
>>96391490is that what a white brazilian looks like?
>>96391400hes jealous because im posting my playing. ironic isnt it>>96391398good luck he doesnt have social media>>96391422nah i dont give a shit>>96391490post the entire video retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jedzcFCEn_w>>96391379not me either>>96391524is 6 inches small?
>>96391400I'm not doing anything except reposting what Sam did and uploading pics he uploaded himself.Why would this ever be an issue with anyone? I go back to the archive and laugh my ass off at shit I posted years ago, a real shitposter should be proud of his post history.
>>96391536yes, that is small, but it doesn't even look that bigtake another picture and prove me wrong
>>96391546would you ever share your sam folder in its entirety
>just finished jamming from one hour, did a lot of bends and picked agressively>zero broken strings, still rusting strongThank you Guitar Fetish
>>96391593Look at that fivehead.
I don’t really post my gear but here’s a picture of my axe. Not a true fender but a custom guitar a friend of mine built.
>>96391569send a pic of your mother so that my pp can get hard for the camera.
Honestly why does every thread have to be about Sam and gearfagging and animefags and Roman and jcope? Every thread you people have to ruin it.
>>96391645ugly as hell in the best waywhat do you play on that thing?
Sam was that really you trying to fuck that tranny last thread? Are you a chaser?
>>96391670>noooo stop finding ways to entertain yourself on a dead imageboard
>>96391670it's roman replying to himself can't be helped
>>96391670it's literally hopeless, the general isn't going to change
>>96391670what else there is to talk about? no one here knows shit about theory>>96391705no i didnt talk to that tranny and i think chasers are disgusting
>>96391661>>96391664Thank you >>96391685I used to be really into technical rock like Vai and Beck but I now I use it for production purposes, like psychedelic fused hip hopGuitar music actually has been on the way out for me, but I’ve had it for a few years now and I love how it plays
>>96391645Actually like this a lot but I’d have kept the headstock original
>>96391670open your own thread and only post there yourself then>>96391705he's brazilian, all brazilians are chasers
Do you guys get some weird buzzy sound on your high E when it's rusty and dirty? I think it's due to the uneven vibration of the dented string.
>>96391670Because they have no lives outside of this thread and want you to feel the pain that they do. They will literally waste their entire lives just in hopes that they can cause a random stranger 5 minutes of unpleasantness.
>mfw Entertainment Tonight gets Sam taking a shit pics after he makes itScandalous!
>>96391708>>96391722You could talk about anything else. It’s just the same thread every time.
>>96391731There’s two tiny paint chips on the headstock so I probably would have kept it blank in retrospect, but I still love it imo. It’s my go to guitar when I play out because it grabs people’s eyes and attention
>>96391358tell the whole story faggot. i did that when my amp died and they started saying it could be just the fuse and then someone said shove the fuse in your dick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXh-VU_3A-s
>>96391722Didn’t you fuck a tranny though?
>>96391747it keeps me awake at night knowing that the world is the way it is because nihilistic autists like them exist outside of this shithole
Since you've asked so much...
>>96391796lmaooooodid you even glue it?
>>96391755i mean who gives a shit>>96391772ive fucked a handful of them.>>96391795>saying the n word outside of /b/
>>96391795Go back to /a/
>>96391722then why did you add me on discord, hmm?~3~
When Sam gets famous the price of condors is going to skyrocket
>>96391809no, it glued itself>>96391817i didnt
>>96391796Lmfao it is so bad.This is the same person that will talk trash about gibson headstocks too.
>>96391814>saying the n word outside of /b/
>>96391814So you are a chaser? Why deny it? You’re literally gay.
>>96391645It looks like a james tyler guitar. Congrats anon, it looks like shit.
Anyone else feel bad for Sam? I mean give the man a break. Also starting to feel he might have issues posting his cock with amp stuff up his hole.
>>96391834if i hadn't sent you those pictures i'd post your tag...and our conversation.......
>>96391868>Also starting to feel he might have issues posting his cock with amp stuff up his hole.I did that because /gg/ asked for it. Read the archives. Do your research.
>it's been two fuckin months since sam cut his hair short
>>96390523fuck you and fuck your op 1 faggot
>>96391873lmao go ahead post everything. that simply isnt me. you bearded aberration
>>96391894This is true, someone did request Sam put the fuse in his dickhole.https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/72379695/#q72387295
>>96391882why does it look like there are industrial fumes in your room bro
what happened to sam's masterbuilt headless guitar?
>>96391942It's a green light bulb to keep the Tone Termites™ away.
>>96391919why dont you do it yourself, hehe~
>>96391942thats nuclear dust >>96391954im gonna bring it to a luthier fuckin tomorrow after work, to re-position the bridge in the correct alignment
>>96391894Why though? Why post your nudes on a toilet? It’s weurd behavior
why are these threads always so negative?
Is there a way to do stickers/decals without being cringe?
>>96391873You’re posting with 4chan file names try harder faggot
>>96391983because i want to>>96391970aint guessin, you posted it
>>96392000Yes. Put all that shit in a box and mail it to a professional.
>>96392011i already said last thread 4chanx changes every filename to a unix timestamp when im not phoneposting
>>96392000if you think about it too hard it will be cringe. just have fun and let it be genuine
>>96392043no one cares
>>96392043Try harder faggot jc40 isn’t a tranny
>>96392097did you forget your tripcode password?lel
post your vocaroos ill rate em
>>96392123rate the ones that i already posted itt.
>>96392143They aren't worth rating bub.
>>96392143is this sam
>>96392151whatever makes you sleep at night
>>96392143there are alot link me
I have to get up at 8, bye assholes, you owe me sleep]]>>96392156yes wtf
>responding to yourself in all lowercase without punctuation
>>96387762Bodies are furniture. They're meant to look nice. A laminate body doesn't really matter, really. It just holds the neck straight with the bridge and keeps the electronics in place. If the parts doing neck/bridge duty are hard wood that won't deform from the pressure it's fine (basswood and mahogany suck at this).Necks are hardware. They're meant to get a job done. A neck that stays where you put it = less time adjusting, more time practicing.Imagine spending valuable practice time measuring and adjusting your neck relief>BUT I SAVED A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS!>HOW ABOUT I JUST TAKE IT TO A LUTHIER TO HAVE IT ADJUSTED>AND THEN ILL BUY A SECOND GUITAR SO I CAN STILL PLAY>.....WAIT FUCK
>responding to me in all lowercase without punctuation
>>96392210Please don't post such things, antigearfags will have a breakdown if they realize there are factual reasons that their squiers are lesser instruments.
why do you dumb motherfuckers keep replying to my posts
What's R~'s discord tag?
>>96392151You’re the schizo mate nobody is retarded enough to fall for your larp
Who the fuck is sam??
STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO MEFUCKING KILL YOURSELFSTOP TALKING TO MEI HATE YOU
thanks for the (You)s
>>96392293I know his tag and I'm in his server. You'll never know either.
>>96392210>>96392246my squier's neck relief doesn't changeit doesn't have to be a laminate neck to be stiff unless you're going with extended range guitar. plenty of basses get by with single piece necks, even baritone guitars. Most acoustics have single piece necks. maybe if you use 14s or greateri have plenty of budget instruments which never have seasonal tuning issues or changes in action, who the hell would put up with that? Very strange logic here. Sure laminate neck is better but if you think it's the only way to achieve a stable neck than you really haven't played enough guitars
>>96392406Your squier's neck doesn't change because you never play it out and it's in the relatively controlled climate of your bedroom 24/7.A laminate neck is a better guarantee of stability for a gigging guitarist which is why you see them on guitars that get gigged, and not so much on guitars that are made for square pegs to put on their walls and admire.
>>96392443laminate necks are for high end shred guitars with action so low the most minute change in relief would be buzz city. for a cheap shitty guitar that cant have action that low anyways, or a bass thats expected to buzz some, most people don't notice how much their necks actually move. for other purposes its just a way to make a more stable neck for much less money. dont tell too many people this because the tone-boomers will demand more one piece necks.
>sam's penis is going to be on /hm/ for all of next monthlol
>>96392457No. It's a completely different server, not a jizzmaster/gibson gearfag circlejerk.
>>96392457last time i was in this server it was a bunch of people posting their gibsons and offsets, sucking at playing, and quitting guitar for bass (lol). isn't it just bass general now or do they still have their offsets so they can take pictures of them?
>>96392608exactly like /gg/!
>>96392675i don't get itwhy are you laughing
>>96392735please stop pointing at me
>>96392356i'm also in R~'s server. R~ shitposts here, but it's for a cause. in his server there is 0 shitposting because there doesn't need to be. it's only about playing guitar. we have rules against excessive gearfaggotry.in order to earn an invite one of our lurking agents picks you out of the shitpost server >>96392457 when we see that you are not a "guitar hobbyist" with more interest in accumulating gear than becoming a better player. in order to keep your invite, you have to leave the shitpost server and your shitpost server ways behind. right now there's really no one left in the shitpost server except for people who are hopeless. they don't practice enough for whatever their reasons are. but you still have to join if you want in the real /gg/ discord with people like pink suhr.
>>96392815That's enough. You've said too much already.Everyone keep quiet from now on, okay?
Alright, I think I'm gonna give recording a shot. Just wanna ask you guys.>What interface do you use?>What DAW do you use?A few anons recommended a SM57 for a mic so I'll probably go with that.I'll mostly be recording with my acoustic and nylon guitar, but I plan on recording my electric as well. Thanks in advance.
>>96392860Focusrite scarlettAmplitube 4Reaper
Do you /gg/uys have that gay sound absorbing shit on your walls?
>>96392920yeah my tranny gf stands next to the wall and absorbs all the sound
>>96392920Nope. I live in my own house and don't have bitchy neighbors.Why would I even waste the money on that stuff.
>>96392846I'm going to say one more thing anyways.You can have expensive things, and gear does matter, that's fine, but when all you talk about is gear day in and day out, we don't want you. Nobody wants you. You suck.
>>96393005What do we talk about in between learning new things to post vocaroo?
>>96393031Talk about music and post progress. If you can't imagine how, you either got it or you don't and you definitely don't.
>>96393057but there are other threads to talk about musicdo you really expect /gg/ to be nothing but vocaroo links
>>96393005none of them will improve just because you posted all that. they'll just keep at it.>gear>gear>gear>what guitar should i buy next
>>96393090This is why they fail.
>>96393005some people are insufferable. wanting to get gear figured out and put it all behind you is fine, sure, go for the fucking endgame like jc40chad, but some people never get it figured out because the problem with their tone is in their fingers. they just keep buying more shit hoping it improves their tone.speaking of jc40chad he's more a musician than 99% of /gg/ and all he practices is smooth chord changes
>>96390943>vaping weedThat's not even weed, it's oil/concentrates shit. This is how you know motherfuckers can't go 20 minutes without being high, they do this shit
>>96390626/gg/ hates offsets because they're popular with people who are actually in bands that make their own music. most musicians are liberal so that gets mixed in with the soi and tranny memes./gg/ is the opposite type of guitarist, people in bedrooms who play other peoples riffs for fun
>>96393163and the 1% is his rival, who btfo jc40-kun with a chili peppers riff
what does /mu/ prefer? SH or HS configuration?pic related is my slightly customized Jazzmaster
>>96393221That sums it up nicely. They pretend to be old, dead bands all day. When they see new bands, jealousy turns to spite.>i-i hate offsets! if a strat was good enough for hendrix...
>there's a pic of sam's dick posted>mods don't give a shit or delete it
>>96393163>>96393221S C H I Z OCHIZO
>>96393221Nah I think its the association with shoe-gays and indie and other genres like that. I don't like them myself but I couldnt give a shit what people play, just my 2 cents.
>>96393271R~ is a janny and won't delete his own posts
>>96393294You mean genres that are still alive lmao
I don't see offsets THAT often. Probably just as often as strats and teles. But yeah, fender has completely dominated the young musician market.
Reminder: Your first guitar was a Fender and your last guitar will be one too. It doesn't matter how far you stray and how much your preferences change, you'll come back and Fender will have the guitar for you.Fender is the standard electric guitar company.
>>96393305What are you talking about? Shits almost 30 years old by now, what are people doing with those genres now that hasn't already been done a million times? They're in the same boat as all other subgenres of guitar music, just derivative music because no one's come up with a new genre by now
>>96393360>defensiveYes I'm sure you "couldnt give a shit what people play". That's exactly the vibe I get
>>96393360Indie guitarists are still getting more fresh pussy than some music hipsters on the internet like fantano and his drones
>>96390374man why is mu so anti jaggie now?lot of mucore was on a jag
>>96393464name a guitar and /gg/ has shit on it, it doesn't mean anything
>>96393464/gg/ got taken over by the alt right and now you have to larp as someone from the early 50s to be cool and manly
>>96393476the chad daneletro roland's weird ass guitarsvoxfernandesibanez gems
>>96393464because the op image is true desu
>>96393225>loop pedal unplugged as is mandatoryis a simple on/off switch really that hard for boss? do they realize people put loopers at the beginning of their pedalboards?
>>96393464Too many poseurs use them and soiboys play them
>>96393539Le soi boi meme man just looks like a stereotype of the average non-germanic white. That's the face of the europeans that actually win wars, so I guess I'll be buying a jazzmaster.
>>96393539Yep. Very much so.
>>96393646very few people realize this, but it's a forced meme meant to be veiled racism against whites. the intent was probably to reduce participation in the alt-right by tricking them into hating a large portion of their own race. i'm glad /pol/ is being purposefully suppressed and neutered (in its pure form its just /r9k/+puahate with more conspiracy theories and a bane for any conservative group it attaches to) but when it leaks like this it's just ridiculous.
>>96393205ye same shit, weedbruhs make shit music.
>>96393539this. you could trade the offsets for funko pops and the meme would still make sense. vapid consoomerism earned every last drop of ire it garners
>>96393723soibois hate whites. the meme is an attempt at masculinising them
>>96393769soibois are a meme meant to look like a large swath of real people, mostly white men in their late 20s-30s, in order to make them feel unwelcome and hated by the alt right instead of validated and defended, whether or not they do any "soi" things.>>96393768if it's true in that way just make it every fender guitar, they're not good for their merits and they're massively overpriced
>>96393826s.oys dont like every fender guitar, they like offsets and aluminum necked abominations almost exclusively
>>96393864In your fantasy world
>>96393874ah. i see i'm arguing with one now. no problem, it makes sense why the op bothers you now
>>96393899>yfw the fender stratocaster is the official guitar of putting homophobes in coffinsSorry friend, all of fender is a left wing brand sold to brainless consumerists and poseurs like punk bands full of dentists and lawyers. You should have known when you saw how heavily they were focusing on "muh womyn".Authentic artists play Japanese, boutique, and Gibson.
>>96391974>he admits defeatKnew you were a loser.
Here's uber-soi band PUP with the soi triumvirate"Classic" FenderGibson "jr" modelOffset Fender
>>96393948never trust a jazz bass player
>>96393916just look at this tele
>>96393916>>96393948>>96393966>knows all the hottest onions bandsthe lady doth protest too much methinks lol
>>96393994That's like calling a soldier a commie for being able to identify russian aircraft.
waaaay too much lmao
>>96393874will came out as a furry and took the gibsonpill, dog.
In case you can't tell he's made because he has a soitocaster
the last (you) was mine. look like you lost lol. what now?
>wins a game no one else was playingthe social life of gabagool.
like a dog that thinks it wins when the mailman leaves.
S.oyboys like offsets and aluminum necked abominations almost exclusively.
>>96394175>chad>cucked by moot's wordfilterHow does it feel to have another man force you to post the way he wants you to?
well there goes another one to the list
>/gg/ finds about R~'s exclusive discord server that hand selects dedicated musicians>doesn't care, argues about which guitar to buy to look manlier
>mailman with a chunk flesh bit out of his hurt ass on the safe side of the fence talking shit nowcome back for more any time lmao
>a dog with delusionsMust be a chihuahua.
And it's still yapping.
>to nurse his wound
I never once wondered what small dogs fantasize about when they "scare people off" but now that I know, it's hilarious.
>a grimace of pain on his face
>a very distinct hurt in his ass
>and a nagging feeling in the back of his mind he'll never be able to quite shake
>it's not quite the same if he isn't wearing leggingsNot that I care, of course.
1 AMR~ is willingly help write a gay fanfic about himself getting fucked by fat neilThis is what /gg/ is kept alive for
>roman trolled some chode so hard he's fantasizing about dominating roman irl like roman always dominates him in /gg/kek and that's how you know roman won
>roman got beat>janny powers, activate!>proceeds to copelol butthurt
>>96394594The janny got that so fast, but they missed sam’a dick. Funny, isnt it?
>>96394619we already know he’s a janny, you tard
>>96394619I'd say it was downright hilarious!
I'm stoked as fuck! I just downloaded the archetype plini plugin and I just tested it out. Shit sounds so godamn pretty I can't wait to start writing with this.
>>96394664Who gives a shit?
Enjoying your "guitar discussions" tonight, /gg/?
>>96394723Calling it quits?
lol the last (you) is mine
>>96394779based winner lmao
i, sam, am the winner
>>96394677I gives a shit cuz I'll be making decent sounding shit now and you give enough of a shit to reply
Not a good night for Roman. He used his janny powers and still lost. Hopefully tomorrow is easier on him.
>>96394842>won and made jcope rage quit againbased
>>96394865>I'll be making decent sounding shit now
>>96394723you know we're not
This happened again.
>>96393476because all guitars are shit