https://www.strawpoll.me/20478068Lets set the record straight pol
>>96388404why would you post that ugly whore in the OP
>>96388404so my options are being touchless or fucking. good range
>>96388435>t. kissed a girl on the cheek once
>>96388404What if I have touched a woman but haven’t fucked?Also great music discussion
>>96388450lips actually :|
>>96388404>most votes for incelI’m surprised I though this was a normalfag board
>>96388404I've nailed a lot of chicks, some ugly, some fat, some not. Take that for what it's worth.
>>96388404More of a volcel desu
>56%wtf guys these numbers are concerning
>>96388473then youre a cuck
Just arranged a booty call from one of my coworkers tonight. She’s clingy and has low self esteem (and also has 10 years on me...) but she looked cute in the Zoom meeting a couple hours ago. I fucked her for the first time last week and it went alright but I still need to be careful with this one. I’ve got other girls with much less baggage.
it's been 6 months :/
>>96388404u have sex fairly regularly but only with one girl if that counts
lol wow I thought /mu/ was the board that got laid. my mistake! feels good to be in the minority for once tho
>>96388671I have sex*
I've had sex with about 12/13 girls in my life, but i consider myself to be very attractive so there's that
Just had sex with a cutie from work. Needless to say i fucked her brains out, but shes married. meh
>>9638840423 people are lying
>>96388653it's been 6 years
>>96388674mu is full of teenagers
>>96388894sorry you're an incel anon
god I want to nutt in her so badly bros.
>>96388916same bruh. feels like im a virgin again
>>96388489normies dance and fuck to music rather than discuss it with strangers
50% of this board (and thats being generous) is under the age of 18 so its kinda understandable
>>96388510This, I even had a chance to lose my virginity when my brother brought a girl home. I just told him that I don't like it that way.
Ok incels what are your favorite bands?t. Sex Haver
there are more virgins on this board than people who play instruments or know at least a glimpse of music theory>>96388404>>96388426>>96388435>>96388450>>96388473>>96388478>>96388489>>96388501>>96388510>>96388517>>96388549>>96388629>>96388653>>96388671>>96388674>>96388693>>96388794>>96388892>>96388894>>96388916>>96388920>>96388926>>96388933>>96388952>>96388974>>96388989>>96389044
No I have sex and attract women. I just hate women.
I actually did have sex once but it didnt make me feel any better and it didnt help me have any more. It was cool I guess but a long time ago
what does a vagina look like in real life guys?is it like the pornos?
I clicked "never touched a woman". I AM a virgin but I'm attracted to men.
>>96389100Yes but not always as nice-looking
>>96389100They come in different shapes and sizes, just like dicks.
>>96389100no all pornos are cgi
I'm an inceeellll babbyyy
>>96388404did a lot of shit in my late teens, mostly being a foot slave in the back of a car at random parking lots but did some anal with a girl a few times in that car and got a lot of oral. In all honesty I don't think i've ever really had sex in a bed. I'm almost 25 now and it's been a while since I've done anything but make out in a car and do a little bit of fooling around but I had some life shit hit me bad at 20 that made me focus on getting my shit together, finishing college, getting a license and working. I'm talking to someone right now but it is what it is, money is good but I'd be interested in exploring the bdsm scene if this doesn't work out.
I'll never forgive that fucking dumb whore mia khalifa for using condoms when she begrudgingly fucked black guys. Why even bother. She needed to fuck 5 at a time and creampies from them all>be stupid worthless whore>don't even own itdumb bitch
>>96388404This is fucking depressing, also im in between regular and some, i just started fooling around with this hot ukranian grill and the last before her was 9 months ago but i fucked the shit outa her for a year straight behind her fiances back
>>96389044Based. I had a girl a few states away from me who was super into me, probably could've found a way to smash if I wanted. She constantly talked about fucking me. Ended up telling her to stop. As much as I get "horny", only time I'd ever have sex is if I actually got a gf and she talked me into it... and I currently don't even want a gf.
>>96388489It's 4chan dumbass
>>96388473what if I've touch a woman emotionally, but not physically?
>>96390050Not wanting sex is a cope? In what way?Shit's disgusting and seems stressful. Unironically more degenerate and disgraceful than being a coomer.
18%>have sex>still on 4chanWhat did they mean by this?
>>96390081>Shit's disgusting and seems stressful.you're afraid so you're making excuses
>>96388404It’s way better to just be friends.
>>96388404Yes we are
>>96389062you replied to me but I'm not a virgin, play multiple instruments, and studied music theory in high school and college so
I prefer to sext girls until I get bored of them and then ghost. It’s much more convenient than sex. With sex they start expecting things and it’s harder to cut things off.
>>96389062>what? no one else is attracted to my big nose cum goddess?!>the only explanation is that everyone is a virgin that can't play music!imagine being this much of a coomer
Even the ugliest of you wimpy faggots could score if you just moved out of the suburbs and into an urban area with young people in it. Work at a pizza place or a coffee shop it's fucking fine.
>>96388404>incelAnd into the trash it goes.
>>96388404I'm not>>96389062music theory is just a meme
I've had sex like 20 times this months
>33 >sex with 14 different women (iirc, I actually have a terrible drinking problem)>haven't had sex in almost 2 years come SeptemberToo many factors in your poll, OP. I'd rather know how many people haven't had sex because they're underaged
>>96392124>he is using the dictionary denotation of "meme"you lose all credibility
>>96391960This Is quite factual.
>>96388404I like Mia Khalifa as well, but what does she have to do with /mu/?
>>96388404Yes. This is an incel board. If you have had sex: CHAD OUT.
I've shook hands with a few, does that count?
>>96388404>20% sexhaversno wonder this board is so low iq and soft
>>96392186this is too real anon>26>at least 13 women throughout high school and college>girls i would meet in class/clubs et cetera>start working in a factory after college>don't want to talk to any of my co-workers because they're all boomers>don't have a phone number because who caresmy ratios are all fucked up anon, it looks pretty chad at first but then it tapers off. i'm not upset about it or anything, i just honestly can't be fucked to put the effort in to get fucked. there's this old man who keep trying to pay to suck my dick but that it lol; i would rather make music out of porn than actually have a sexual relationship, shits time consuming lol>pic related, its me irl
im gay so yeah ive never touched a woman
>>96389062fuck music theory, poseur. real niggas just art brut their head against the wall until it sound good. music is the most basic fucking thing that anyone who's not literally autistic can do you silly fuck
>>96388653it's been 6 days :(
Jesus fucking Christ, you guys are pathetic. The like 1% who have sex and play instruments other than the guitar should just kill all the rest of you
>>96395290but how come literally everything you write sounds like shit.granted, not even music theory cant fix that because music theory doesnt tell you how to write music.you have to know literally nothing about music to think that music theory can even affect the way you think about music. you still have a lot to learn, in every respect.
>>96395290aye post your shit if it isn't as good as pet sounds (an album made by an autistic guy) then you can't make music. Fucking art brut your head my arse. You pick up ideas from listening to shit tonnes of music, but you do need to have at least some songcraft because if you sound like half the people on this board, the indie-folk-emo shite they come up with, then "art brut" is nowhere near your shit.
>>96388894my god incels are so retarded they can't read strawpoll statistics.
>>96388404Nah, fuck roasties. Men are way better anyway.
>>96389086yeah that's because incels are sold a false bill in order to make it easier to target women again like we used to do a hundred years ago. Your loneliness? Has fuck all to do with anyone else, and it definitely has naught to do with having sex. If you want a fulfillig relationship then you have to learn how much of a cunt you sound and then you can work on not being a cunt to people by taking away your little pedestal
>>96395290post your music, faggot
>>96395498>10 + 14 - 1(me)what's so hard to understand about that?
>>96395574yeah that's even more retarded, should've been 1 (you) person is lying
>>96395591but i'm not lying
>>96395519this is literally the truth.Not getting laid isnt supposed to hurt.Incels dont realize the win.Even if you got pussy from a roastie, it wont ease that inner pain of loneliness. Women are a poison to your body and mind.
>>96388404where has the time gone that 4chan would lie and check 'have sex regularly' even though it isn't true?
>>96395561>>96395438lmao no my music is shit, i'm just being a nigger because that shit is intimidating and i'm a hack so everything i make is going to be shit anyway
>>96395777but is there actual value to that? when i think of music theory i think of "make the most effective 3 chord song" it sounds good to me, sometimes
>>96388989More like 50% of 4chan overall
>>96392015>music theory is just a memethis meme needs to die
>>96395777so you admit music theory hate is just cope for inadequacy?
>>96389062What do you play big guy
>>96390562>Weak Mass bait manages to work somehow
>>96395777trips of truth
>>96388404>I've had some sex but im currently inactiveFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK I WANT OUT OF THIS HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>had sex with a prostitute once 15 years ago>still bully incels
Notice how 20% of /mu/tants have sex regularly. This is an evidence that the 80/20 rule ( the top 80% of women only really go after the top 20% of men) is real.
>>96397496More like age distribution IMO. /mu/ is full of kids. 20% is probably just adult population with stable relationships.
>>96397558By kids I suppose you mean under 18. These are the results of a survey done to australians with ages between 18 and 24. Notice how the percentage of people who are virgins in that survey and in this /mu/'s poll only varies 1%. So I think you're wrong.
coming through here.you might not think it but basically your mental health is perfect before you fall in love with the wrong person, people after a crucial breakup or messy/unrequited relationship breakup just die inside so badly eventually stop listening to music pour themselves into some shit fucking job. thats why this board seems to be full of virgins, you're actually just unmoulded by the horrors.stay strong. have fun.don't be a simp, don't fall in love with a girl or guy who doesn't give you the time.
>>96388404haha i'm the 20% get rekt virgins
>>96398552It happened the opposite to me. Before having a crush on my best friend I didn't really care about listening to new genres and had a very normie taste. Then she dated some guy and I got sad and eventually my sadness developed into a depression. Few days after she dated that guy, I listened to how soon is now in the car, my dad played it. At that moment I felt: "wow this guy understands my situation, I'm going to listen to the smiths". It started with the smiths, then I listened to more music, different bands, as a cope. Nowadays, sometimes I listen to music as a cope but also because I genuinely like music.I've never had a gf and I'm a virgin at 22.
>>96391976Nobody who has regular sex goes on 4chan unironically.
>>96388404There are so many virgins on 4chan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>96398708thats awesome you got out alive.
>>96400407Yeah but unfortunately I feel like my depression is making a comeback right now.