Filosofem EditionOld >>114697065FAQ https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
NSBM reigns supreme
DSBM reigns supreme
>>114706434that doesnt look like jenny
POST YER DAMN BLASTS
>>114706434>>114706437>>114706456cringe
Daily reminder that if it was released after Judas Priest's Painkiller it's not metal.
why come it be called metal even doe it is... sound
>>114706514metal is harder than rock duh
Why is Immortal the only chad black metal bandhttps://youtu.be/6YIv6XqOlKY?t=160
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: Under a Funeral MoonSong: Unholy Black Metal>When Jehova's hordes are slaughtered>When disciples twelve are dead>When beliefs of eastern lands>are raped and raped again
>>114706527my dick is harder than metalwhat are some essential cock core albums?
>>114706574Why are you a tourist
Artist: GaylordAlbum: The Black Metal Scene Needs to Be DestroyedSong: Varg Impaled>NSBM fans will listen to anything>Any shitty band>As long as the politics lean to the far right>They will support any fucking idiots
>>114706595come home papi
>>114706599no, your incel chud bands are not "chad"their "music" is the cry of virgins
jesus christ nothing beats the beauty of a pure white woman I wish I were not brown
>>114706606>>NSBM fans will listen to anything>>Any shitty band>>As long as the politics lean to the far right>>They will support any fucking idiotsliterally unrefutable fact
>>114706638have you seen jenny though
>>114706619They absolutely are you piss stained wimp tourist.
>>114706599cope
>>114706646Thatt was debunked in the last few threads.
>>114706599This. Only tourists like Immorshit
>>114706606>>They will support any fucking idiotsGelato has to make empanadas on the side because chuds don't buy his shit
>>114706649jenny is a tranny tho
I came here yesterday, what are some tips for a newcomer like me?
>>114706607ey yo drake really be the type of nigga to do this
>>114706747NSBM
>>114706574Unironically it's Varg, he was the only chad from the early Norwegian scene(euro, ihsahn, samoth, abbath, demonaz, fenriz)And maybe Hellhammer.
>>114706747NSBM = good metalEverything else = bad metal
>>114706747we hate metalwe only like video game and anime OSTsfor me it's the Made in Abyss OST
>>114706747NSBM. Start with Satanic Warmaster.
>>114706747start with early heavy metal if you already like hard rock and psychedelic rockstart with blackgaze if you're into post rock and shoegaze
>>114706773why do they all look like they just shit their pants
Is she right?https://youtu.be/lCk5FfW869c
>>114706773He looks good, but his children look like they come from an inbred Alabama family for whatever reason.
>>114706819Because you are retarded
>>114706495t. diaperposter
I hope Varg can find Christ and repent for his sins one day
>>114706848Are there diaper transbians on /mu/ as well?
>>114706830>one hour long
>>114706773why does varg look so old?
>>114706857lmao
>>114706835cope. varg needs that to grow his plants to support his family
Could someone make a glam metal chart?
>>114706868>varg needs that to grow his plants to support his familyULTRA MEDIEVAL BASED
Varg is not true metal because he had sex
>>114706919So i'm metal as fck then? Hell yeah.
>>114706874
>>114706975>NITRO - O.F.R.Holy Basado
>>114706654post chin and jaw
>>114706874Sure, here you go
>>114706747>>114706495
>>114706931you are KVLT as it gets
>>114706990The post you're replying to is me.
coming back to this after years honestly the riffs kinda suck but the drumming is pretty entertaining
>>114706773do you think he beats the darker haired one for being less aryan
>>114706696>because chuds don't buy his shitWhatever you say mate.
>>114707024OK coward
Black Metal = RedditDeath Metal = 4ChanSimple as
>>114706672that debunking was pure cope
>>114707001>tfw just took a type 6 shit
What's the best 2023 traditional doom metal release so far?
>>114706880>>114706880>>114706880daily reminder that you aren't white if you don't listen to megadeth
>>114707079thrash is garbageexcept slayer
>>114707071They're all equally dogshit.
>>114707071>trad doomNot metal.
>>114707084especially Slayer
>>114707056You are coping rn.
Angusbros...we were vindicatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3u_JGmq5Fs
>>114707091zoomer opinion
>>114707096>n-n-no uthat's your best argument? lmao
>>114707128>nooo i said it first and that makes me rightCope more.
BURST COMMAND TIL
>>114707031women tend to have fairer hair than men, even if genetically they are pretty much the same, weird stuff
japanese women with big tits
>>114707261sorry i thought this was google
>>114707261japanese traps with huge cocks
trad and doom reigns supreme
>>114707490>the two worst metal aspects combined>reigning over anythinglmao
>>114707501says the coreshitter zoomer
>>114707566says the trad doom diapershitter
>>114707566Change your nappy, grandad.
>>114707574>>114707585it's Sir for you zoomers
King Diamond and Satanic Warmaster reign absolutely supreme over any kind of art.
>nirvana isn't meta-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKzDMoJrqZI
Mustaine, Dave
>>114707603That just looks like a gay pornstar and/or pedo.
>>114707608>not even posting the track that's all harsh vocalshttps://youtu.be/alP0TiwehM0
Warmaster, Satanic
Vortex, ICS
>harsh vocalsnot listening!
>>114707677okay negru
>>114707677We know, King Diapertard
>>114707608For me, it's Hairspray Queenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyAPYZ7tNWI
>>114707671BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266zpJE51tk
>>114706747grindcore reigns supreme
chats, The>captcha: GJK0hw
>>114706868the french government's welfare system supports his family, newfag
>>114707304
>>114706434rocking NSBM gear but exclusively listening to wigger metal corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn24OnyDwp8
>>114707490He's right, you know.
>>114706576INHERENTLY.
>>114707752No you actual newfag. He grows food. Watch his permaculture videos. And be ashamed of yourself, Varg's lore is the most basic knowledge you should have before posting here.
>>114707800Dumb Shyte sucksUnfunny Poomedian (Comedian that sucks shit)
I really fucking like this album. I'm beyond saving.
>>114707740fucken oath cunt
>>114707825All his crops died because he and his wife are retards. They live off microwave meals and cereal
>>114707825we hate dole bludgers like varg here, newfag
>>114707825more like permavirginfuck off with your eceleb bullshit, incel
>>114707825>poser tourist thinks knowing the ins and puts of some shitty eceleb's life is more important than musicmany such cases
>>114707825
Here is all you need to know about Varg:He is a despicable, diapershitting, retardfucking, child-molesting whoreson. He hates metal. And that's why we hate that demented murderer.
>>114707854>>114707859>>114707875>>114707876>>114707888Seething samefag
>>114707800wiggers crack me up
>>114707901basedwe hate vag turdkernals and bumbum here
Varg reigns supreme, but on /metal/
>>114707918medstake the l and go back to stalking old men on social media bud
>>114707947Still seething?
HEIL. VIKERNES
>>114707918t. just learned who Varg is in the last 6 months
Varg is loved & respected here. Don't believe anything else.
we love varg and hate grindcore here
I feel like we need to disown Varg. His chuddery is everything we has the metal community hate.
>>114707972So stop posting here newfag. Or go learn more.
>>114707960cope
>>114707991>doesn't understand t.>calling others newfag
we should have a list like reddit where certain bands and topics are forbidden to mentionstarting with nsbm, varg and honestly black metal as a whole and everyone involved with it
being obsessed with band members instead of their music is the most feminine way to interact with art possible, no wonder nsbmtrannies are obsessed with varg
>>114708005>trump>gif>>>/facebook/
grindcore is literally the best form of music
>>114708005>>114708007>>114708013>>114708023reddit samefag
>>114707999with what lmaoKeep replying 5 times to the same post fag
>we should be like redditOr maybe you should go back
>>114708007okay, how would you make that system work?
>>114708005>he thinks he understands the t. memeGo back.
>>114708029that was my first reply, schizo. stop saving pictures of men to your harddrive and reposting them here.
Reminder that Vargtards grew up without fathers so they latch onto Varg and use him as a substitute father. Embarrassing. Reminder that they call him Grampy Vargy Varg. Reminder that one poster here messaged Varg and asked him if he could buy his used underwear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAcBznibwZswhere metal peaked
>>114708028>posts 8 seconds apartYou just keep proving how new you are here.
WHEN WILL GOD'S WORK BE DONE?
>>114708046>his used underwearimagine the smell
>>114708043>n-no ulol get the fuck out
>>114708044>that was my first reply,You are all one NPC.
>>114708038by buying the whole website for a tissue I jizzed in and shutting it down immediatelyI'd also make it illegal to mention its name anywhere
>>114708056see>>114708028
https://youtu.be/HtbnfBFIJlsHow can metal compete?
>>114708067See >>114707208And learn to meme. You stink of newfaggotry.
>>114708080Occam's razor: no one cares for your shitty opinion.
>newfagwhy are you proud of having wasted more time on this website than other users?
>>114708084C O P EOPE
>>114708106Get the fuck out poser. You give us metalheads a bad name.>c..c...copePure copium in its finest form
>>114708068we hate fagjizz here too, newfag.
If you are not a Vargtard, please refrain from posting here.
>Look at my kewl collection of faggy metal musicians! I am le ebin oldfag trve metal boyEmbarrassing display.
>>114708068>newfag schizo also obsessed with redditrizcolour me suprised
>>114706474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jjb1MI3isI
>>114708099don't bother, this is their whole lifejust like h*ctor's
Friendly reminder
Vhack, Fenreddit and Gaygaknave need a punch in their whoreson-snouts!
>>114708159Old news.
i'm latino and i will keep listening to black metalif this pisses you off i don't care, it doesn't affect me in any way
>>114708124Keep coping diaperboy :)
>>114708159said the minority lmao
>>114708178Still coping? top kek
>>114708180Honorary Aryan
Opferblut
Jew Atomizer
>>114708232Jewicide
>>114708190You WILL reply to this post lol.
Varg is a genius
>>114708261yes
>>114708271Good goy, that's how you obey.
>>114708202OK pedro
never ceases to amaze me how much seethe varg generates from onions faggots more concerned with politics than music, especially on other social media sites. usually comes from those who claim that metal doesn't need gatekeeping, which i'm sure is just a coincidence
>>114708232>>114708243Based.
>never ceases to amaze me how much seethe varg generates from onions faggots more concerned with politics than music, especially on other social media sites.>usually comes from those who claim that metal doesn't need gatekeeping, which i'm sure is just a coincidence
Vargrav
>>114706747We love Maiden, Morbid Angel, and Burzum here.
Like 2 years ago I said I'd donate $100 to a charity of /metal/'s choosing if they went one day without mentioning Varg.That never happened.
>>114708355Based>>114708360Based. As it should be.
>>114708360Buy a copy of myfarog instead.
>>114708360you made that post on 12 Jan 2022 10:03:20
Louis Cachet
Varg once again claims the victory over posers and antifas. Cheers
>>114708304motherfucker can't stop talking about race because everywhere he looks (kids, wife, mirror) he only sees ugly muttssad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icnugzpp2yYName a better songPro tip:>you fucking cannot.>>114706474
>>114708418Varg admires Antifa.
>>114708320>can't fucking stop spamming nsbm and varg>acts like its the others who can't stop saying fuck you for this
>>114708422>t. Jealous le 56 face
>>114706474
Pope Richard
>>114708464Unironically a more respectable artist than Varg.
>>114708412BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiHMy6V5Qjc
>>114708355checked
>>114708335I notice you are still ban-evading.
>>114708355This
>>114708411Doesn't matter, it will never happen anyway.
is anal cunt satanic?
Are Saxon any good live or will it be a Pampers Parade? My fan who likes """metal""" really wants me to go with him.
>>114708531no putnam was just a shitty edgelord (much like varg)
>>114708544make sure to wear protection
>>114708531Shit Poopman was a chud. That makes the music bad.
Paracletus by DSO
Once Was Not by Cryptopsy
>>114708544stick to paying a fortune to see plastic gooks, incelmetal is not for you
>>114708544your fan?
Just listened to grindcore why do you fags reccomend it? shit sucks
>>114708656yeah metal is inherently homosexual
>>114708656There are sadly no plastic gooks playing near me in the next few months, so I have to make due somehow.>>114708663I meant "friend"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQlk4Asess
jesus christ, this shithole keeps getting worse and worse every day.yeah i think it's time to install telegram.
>>114708698discord but for diaper trannies
>>114708355>Maiden, Morbid Angelacceptable>Bumbumpoopoo caca tier
what determines what are the featured reviews on the front page of rym?
where to start with groove metal?
they don't fucking miss
Every time you make fun of Metalcore a bugman gets money.
>>114709143>>114709143
Sticky thighed white aryan teenager girls reign supreme
anyone wanna listen to some new metal
>>114708202No less white than an average modern med. IMO if you're mostly white you can be a top tier individual. I'll admit i'm biased but who gives a fuck? It's obvious
How can i follow Varg these days?
I saw Varg yesterday at my local IKEA. I couldn't believe it was him, I tried to approach him but he smelled like he shat his pants. He was buying one of those decorative sun ornaments, the ones that you usually hang in your garden, but he was creepily caressing it and making the cashier look visibly uncomfortable, telling her that it "reminds me of my ancestors" it was really bizarre
>>114709003The winner of the Maccabiah Games gets their review on the front page.
>>114706474More HWWAUOCH, the band is growing on me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpa6_idmZjk
>>114709043A shotgun blast to the soft palette.
punk reigns supreme
>>114710214over the bottoms section of grindr
>>114710231you seem to be pretty knowledgeable of that software
>>114707031I would tooImagine having Bongman as a son
>>114710326I commonly top punks while playing Iron Maiden, Sabbath, and Saxon full blast.
>>114708232Heroin junkie whoreson
Parabellum - Sacrilegio
>>114710438Ultra metal? More like Ultra Based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ino_lO30hNkReminder:>The concert resumed with the stoning of heavy metal band Excalibur, whose only sin was that they didn't play ultra metal. They were soon drowned out with chants of "Parabellum! Parabellum!" [Latin: "prepare for war"]. In this perverse Roman re-enactment, the mob were calling on a band from the Buenos Aires neighborhood, one of the most radical groups of their time. Parabellum's violent sound became a literal call to arms, and their set, made up of songs like "Guerra", "Monopolio y Sexo," and "666 Engendro" [666 Spawn] were a catalyst for the riot. What began as a Battle of the bands was now a battle of the fans.
>>114710364>tfw just put on Saxon after Cockney rejectsUhhh w-what a coincidence h-haha.
>>114710503>>114710503
10x a better vocalist than King Diaper.
New Wave Of American Heavy Metal
>>114710364can we put on stratovarius? for me?
>>114710622made up record label marketing term for metalcore bands
Harmony between instruments is a joke, only counterpoint is real.
New Wave Of Traditional Heavy Metal
>>114710694based
The best DSBM album of all time not by Silencer or Bethlehem
>>114706646The only person you're talking to is yourself, desperately trying to convince yourself that the caricature in your mind must be real because you are psychologically incapable of self-reflection or actually evaluating music outside of its political message. Project your fat ass onto a treadmill, turbo lardass
>>114710833seething lol
>>114710859Obese
>>114710885maybe so but at least I'm not mad on the internet
>>114710897>Not mad on the internet>Literally stalks metal thread all day despite not even listening to metal just to seethe about "chuds"Okay Fatty Fatty McHeart-Attack
Pope Richard reigns supreme
>>114710908case in point
why are metal lyrics so fucking cringe bros?
>>114710833Another self diagnosis by Senior Hector. I rate it as 5/10. Mediocre, tells nothing new to us.
kill yourselves
Do you like prog, /metal/?
jenny
>>114710664>metalcoremade up record label marketing term for melodeath (US)
>>114711064>t.ourist
>>114710954Not even me you are replying to, but I will say today was an improvement since at least you weren't calling people Hector while I was at work the entire time.
>>114711070https://youtu.be/8VGYvKHJ1DY
>>114711075gigabased and miasma pilled
>>114711064dumbass
>>114711187not metal
>>114708050i like it
>>114706773His wife's tits are bigger than I thought.
>>114711190leave me alone the thread is about to die so..
Someone spoonfeed me, where do I download the two Eternal Champion albums or am I going to have to give in and buy them?
>>114706866Prison
is there any atmoshit worth listening to besides early burzum and paysage h'diver that isn't completely onions
>>114711075>t.ourist
>>114711187holy based
>holy based
>>114711071number of days h*ctor did not mention his imaginary work: 0
>>114711376Number of days beta orbiter has not accused some totally random person of being me: 0
>replied again within a minutekek, seethingget a life loser
>replied again within a minute +10 secondskek, seethingget a life loser
>>114711407This guy LARPs as some wistful, byronic lone wolf but spends all of his time outside the special ed school he's a student at arguing with people in this generalWhat an embarrassing whoreson
>>114711289Darkspace
Another day, another rent free seethe. I hold mental dominion over these sad punks, they spend most of their days calling random people Hector and crying bitchmade tears about me. Easiest wins of my life, I do nothing and yet still end up trolling them, most of the time while I'm not even here too kek.
>>114710564Is that really krvsty? I mean, I’m not doubting it lmao.
>ear feeling inchy>get q tip>suddenly absolutely gigantic black piece of ear wax falls outWhat the fuck, meal for this feel?
>>114711502>q tipya fucked up son
>>114711473>his greatest accomplishment in life is pretending to win online arguments
>>114711510>argumentsWhat do you mean, I'm not even here when I'm collecting most of my wins from this place. At this point its like dividends from stocks, I just collect free wins by default, I don't even have to argue and I win.
>>114710833>Hector replies to a 6 hour old post from Krusty >>114710859>Krusty replies to that within minutesKrusty, you have zero self-awareness accusing others of living online.
>>114711539meds schizo
To be honest, this album is boring. Just a bunch of harmonized guitar melodies that only lead to more of the same.
>>114711691stick to dso poser
>>114711691Opeth is dad rock
>>114711736I'll stick to the better Opeth albums like Ghost Reveries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQbH4vFYYVs, although yes, DSO is better than Opeth ever was. Honestly Aquilus is just Opeth but exponentially better https://youtu.be/rHrCWWXbNvU?t=14, and capable of running equal to (if not actually exceeding) DSO. Although Opeth is still really good honestly, its just Waldorf is a heckin genius and mogs Mikael.
wish more bands sounded like them
>>114711842just look at that hipster faggotyeah I'll stick to minor threat
>>114711869
>>114711998Might as well just degenerate yourself to rap at that point, if all you want is low iq bix nood retard """"music""". I mean imagine parading around your "straight edge" life style only to make dogshit off beat and poorly played garbage like those punkqueers do. Fucking disgraceful. Honestly at least rappers can keep a beat, so they are already better musicians than p*nks LMAO.
>>114712047ya seethe?
imagine being incapable of making simple short replies so you drag out your bullshit wasting anyone's time who reads it because you can't restrain yourself from trying to look more intelligent than you actually are (not at all)
Reminder that p*nk listeners managed to somehow have lower average SAT scores than rap listeners, what a sad state. I mean you would think rap listeners would be lower, but I suppose 4/4 nigga beatz and rapping about "da hood" is still intrinsically more intellectual than poorly playing and mistiming your 3 chords and the truth pop music. >>114712083Filtered.
>>114712111seething
"Social economic factors" didn't stop Daquanda from being more advanced than Major Turd, p*nks can't even use the wipypo muh racism excuse. Simply just low iq. ITS OVER.
what a fucking toxic thread holy shit. just peering in through a hole in the ceiling, I don't hang around this thread or this board. you guys are fucking assholes to each other.
>>114712194sup newfag
>>114712194>"toxic">tranime pictureback to r*ddit you disgusting subhuman
>>114712194Like 5 subhuman retards make most of the posts in every thread
>>114712222>tranimeyou're also a newfag
>>114712229The only people still posting tranime pics are newfags hoping to fit in with le "oldfags" and don't realize we all stopped the tranime shit after r*ddit transvestites took it. Just like pepe/basedjak posters are newfags who don't realize its so normalfag that its been turned into a twitch emote at this point.
>>114712222anime website. this board has too many, uh, not white people to understand that about 4chan. alien colony culture. has been this way for about a decade, last time I used this board at all.
>>114712257anime website, fuck off newfag
>>114712257frogs are based and 'jaks are funnyseethe
>>114712257I like how you're obsessed with the idea of other people desperately trying to "fit in" while being scared to death of being associated with normalfags.want to know what I didn't know? that 4chan memes were being used as twitch emotes. wanna know why I didn't know that? because while you were hanging out on twitch with other normal people your age I was wasting my time here fapping to anime and arguing with people suffering from various personality disorders
>>114712261>>114712262>tranime websiteIt was done and over 8 years ago, you will never be an oldfag.>>114712302Pretending you didn't know fr*gs were a twitch emote is just sad. Its literally a common insult for fr*g posters on /a/. See above: you will never be an oldfag.>>114712269Fr*gs are a disgrace, and j*ks are an abomination. Although I am fond of the ones making fun of 4chan(nel).
yo>>114712342>>114712342>>114712342
>>114712338>he's doubling downfucking retard, quit being a contrarian for contrarianism's sake
>>114712360I'll infinity down faggot, only normalfags still use tranime, fr*gs, or j*ks. Shit is long since over and dead, now its just normalfags dragging their lifeless corpse through the mud over and over again in an effort to fit in.
>>114712338I haven't used /a/ outside of a pseudo-general since the mods killed it in 2013. I guess there are twitch experts hanging out there now too according to you.
>>114712391>I haven't used /a/I'm sure you haven't, now fuck off back to r/anime on r*ddit.
>>114712415he even knows the names of reddit boards!
>>114712438Well of course it would be called r/adsfjkbaselkbdslk since that would make sense wouldn't it newfag? You are dumb as dogshit.
>>114711998BASED
>>114712450keep going, tell me more about reddit.
>>114712472You first, then you can stop avatarfagging. Anyways, enjoy the last reply, you are frankly boring and stupid, not to mention newfags never learn how obvious they don't fit in anyways. later.
>>114712487>gets btfo>leavespoetry
>>114712487sorry, took me like eight minutes to bother refreshing this tab but I'll take it anyway.
