Getting wired on Starbuds and blasting Slayer editionOld >>114691124FAQ https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
For me it's At the Gates, the best metal band.
SATANlC WARMASTER
>>114697102based. we love melodeath here
New Torsofuckhttps://youtu.be/L1iCggoVALs
BLASTAN?
>>114697148
>>114697102they're pretty based indeed
>>114697148Goood shitt
>>114697163>Go!!!incredibly based
https://youtu.be/K_s5TefzAvISorcerers of madnessSelling me their timeChild of god sitting in the sunGiving peace of mindFictional seductionOn a black snow skySadness kills the supermanEven fathers cryOf all the things I value most of allI look inside myself and seeMy world and know that it is goodYou know that I shouldSuperstitious centuryDidn't time go slowSeparating sanityWatching children growSynchronated undertakerSpiral skiesSilver ships on plasmic oceansIn disquiseOf all the things I value most in lifeI see my memories and feel their warmthAnd know that they are goodYou know that I shouldWatching eyes of celluloidTell you how to liveMetaphoric motor-replayGive, give, give!Laughter kissing loveIs showing me the waySpiral city architectI build, you payOf all the things I value most of allI look upon my earth and feel the warmthAnd know that it is good
>>114697148Asesino > Brujeria
>new Katatoniasounds like girl music>new Ahabwasnt feeling it
>>114697181
i was in the petro truck stop bathroom and i heard a guy in the next stall making an absolutely bröötal nsbm
Any good metal wallpapers? I need something dark to look at on my desktop.
>>114697163My second fave melodeath album after pic related
>>114697203I'm homeless and sleep in public washrooms at night. What kind of metal do you imagine I listen to?
>>114697214stenchcore
>>114697148Finally found an entry point into groove.
>>114697207
>>114697065True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Death, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, Bloodbath, Entombed, Bolt Thrower, and Morbid Angel. You can listen to your Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off from the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are for the elite. For real misanthropists
>>114697210swanoshit doesnt even make the top 10 melodeath albums
>>114697218Funk
>>114697131I think I really became a boomer. I used to listen to shit like this exclusively but now I just look at it and think "why the fuck would I waste my time on this"?>>114697207This has been mine for a long time.
for me? its transwoman fronted, evangelion themed hypergrindhttps://youtu.be/WHGFg6GNeZg
>>114697148>>114697177https://youtu.be/Q3QzxkpxsUEI am the world that hidesThe universal secret of all timeDestruction of the empty spacesIs my one and only crimeI've lived a thousand timesI found out what it means to be believedThe thoughts and imagesThe unborn child that never was conceivedWhen little worlds collideI'm trapped inside my embryonic cellAnd flashing memoriesAre cast into the never-ending wellThe name that scorns the faceThe child that never sees the cause of manThe deathly darkness thatBelies the fate of those who never ranYou gotta believe, yeahI'm talking to youWell, I know it's hard for youTo know the reason whyAnd I know you'll understandMore when it's time to dieDon't believe the life you haveWill be the only oneYou have to let your body sleepTo let your soul live onI want you to listenI'm trying to get throughLove has given life to youAnd now it's your concernUnseen eye of inner lifeWill make your soul returnStill, I look, but not to touchThe seeds of life are sownCurtain of the future fallsThe secret stays unknownJust remember love is lifeAnd hate is living deathTreat your life for what it's worthAnd live for every breathLooking back I've lived and learnedBut, now, I'm wonderingHere, I wait and only guessWhat this next life will bring, haha!
Recommendations for "creepy" otherwise unsettling black metal?
>>114697263>transwoman fronted, evangelion themed hypergrindis it even possible for a band to be worse than this?
>>114697256>"why the fuck would I waste my time on this"?I dunno. It's stupid and it's fun.
>>114697214Just this album on repeat.
Claim your favorite Iron Maiden song over 8 minutes>Alexander the Great
>>114697321Rime of the Ancient Mariner
>>114697289im constantly searching for cringe metal (in a novel way, not just badly made). thotcrime is gonna be hard to beat
iron maiden is not metal, please discuss it on /prog/ or /wpop/.
>>114697342shit baiteven diaperposters respect maiden
>>114697321Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
We love Maiden here.
>>114697282Enbilulugugal maybe
>>114697282Bethlehem
>>114697302
>>114697229Hell yeah, one of my favourites
>>114697321>muh lengthmaidens best songs are the verse chorus verse chorus solo end ones
>>114697446>t. dicklet
There's metal Maiden (1980-1984) then there's prog Maiden (1984-now). Powerslave was the transition album.
>>114697282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepH8bdbHZ0
Has playing dissoshit become so popular in extreme metal because can disguise a band’s complete lack of songwriting capabilities?
>>114697263>hypergrindwhat the fuck is thatactually nevermind, i listened to it and i hate it
>>114697263It's like an even gayer Rings of Saturn
>>114697491Honestly yes. Dissoshit is pure pretentious wank. Even tech death with a billion widdly waddly notes is less obnoxious.
>>114697491dissoshit still requires songwriting. and it's become popular because 1. it's trendy and 2. people are tired of predictable riffing and melody.
>>114697263>*hypergrind">it's not 600 bpm grind done (well) on a computerWtf
>58 posts>16 posterslmfao so who else dyin/gg lau/gg/hin/gg/ up in this ded bitch toni/gg/ht?
>>114697558>people are tired of predictable riffing and melody.but all dissoshit is the same crap
>>114697558GOOD dissoshit is well structured and written just like any other song, just with unconventional riffs.I mean stuff that has no real structure whatsoever, which I hear quite a bit
>>114697148its just ok
>be smokin sum darts wit the lads>take a big huff>start saying something>suddenly violently cough and throw upIs there any metal for this feel?
sodom(ized bussy)
>>114697621>GOOD dissoshitroflcopter
>>114697641you just know
>>114697643Ulcerate
>>114697641>tom analripper
>>114697635Now there's a throwback
>>114697635Nice
>>114697641Looks kind of boring for a guy with the coolest name in metal.
*invents metal*
>>114697491absolutely filtered if you think dissoshit is just random notes and parts
>>114697493>>114697584hyperpop (aka trannypop) meets grind im assuming
>>114697748you're basically saying that he king
>>114697804diaper dave poopstain is hated here
>>114697808shut up it's not like that
MegaDave's daughter is kind of hot, in a spoiled rich girl way.
>>114697350>even diaperposters respect maidenhello newfag retard
>>114697102>>114697148https://youtu.be/W2PvOU30PNs
>>114697934the guy that wrote that was in the /metalalt/ discord he wanted to destroy the general by constantly spamming memes like that
>>114698066/metal/ can never die, only lie dreaming
>>114697934>implying nu maiden countsnewfag
Been getting some pretty fucking rad pamperspissing diapercore recommendations here lately, especially thank you for the guy who made me aware of Discharge - Brave New Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hiNYHQkm0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mhUsKOgctAAny albums similar to these? That Discharge was pretty good and unknown to me, because I never really associated that band with glam metal
>>114698137Armourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL1hx6xRCZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHBDOfwYOgU
>Found out a band I like is CanadianMetal for this awful, terrible feel?
>>114698352>listen to song>it sounds alright but also kinda cringey and s o y core>look up band origin>Canadaevery fucking time
>>114697119ULTRA BASED
Canada reigns supreme, especially BC
>>114697148Blasting thr unquestionable AOTY of 2022It's fucking PERFECT. Hail Werwolf
>>114698475Literal furfagcore
>>114698147Based.
>>114697282
i love the anon who posted this the other dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9_6Q_r8-eE
>>114697148https://skullcrush-us.bandcamp.com/Stumbled upon this while searching for a band called Foretoken that showed up in my YouTube recs. I'm really enjoying it
>>114698475shartanus poomaster is hated here
Stoner Doom
I'm spending the night with you fagz I guess. Gonna make a pot of coffee and light up a joint. Listening to this kino bt.w which I've been aware of for years but never listened to until now and hooly is picrel way way better than the s/t EP. I'm impressed.
>>114697207I've kept this one for at least the past year. I don't remember where I got it from, but it looks like a Beksiński piece. I love it.
>>114698475Based. We love Satanic Warmaster here.
>>114698475Asolutely based, king
We only like Satanic Warmaster and King Diamond here. Please refrain from posting if you do not belong here.
>>114697207>>114699036based
>>114698710I made green tea instead lawl
>>114699069But did you listen yo Satanic Warmaster?
>>114698980You'll have to physically kick me out then, because Furfag Diapermeister sucks and King Shitmouth can't fucking sing!!! You fukken fag
>>114699089I'm listening to the Grateful Dead ahaNow it's time to take a sip of this green tea.....
>>114699069Okay but which Satanic Warmaster or King Diamond album are you blasting?
>>114699118Neither because they both suck especially King Diamonds (who can't fucking sing!)
>>114699133Poser
>>114699133Leave the hall, you don't belong here.
>Poser>Zoomer>FilteredI take all these words as compliments now, you'll have to come up with different ones.
>>114699158Yeah, what he said
>>114699158>t. zoomer
This green tea is fuckin delicious. Is there any good metal that goes well with a good green tea?
Hot drinks are for poofs.
>>114699252>drinking green teaWe love goyslop here in /metal/.
>>114699252Opferblut.
>>114698607awesome guitar sound
>>114698854based iskra enjoyer>>114699092very based
>>114699300i can attest to this. i'm a hot drinker and i'm a total fag.
>>114698980Based>>114699374Cringe
i like beer because it make me feel dumb like caveman. and me then blast metal and go bam bam time on the instruments.
>>114699401Satanic Warmaster right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4u8-Y5u0C0
This is pretty cool. It has the drummer for a bunch of famous bands doing the instruments and a chick on vox. It's a shame they only recorded 2 albums before breaking up because i would have liked to hear more by them.https://youtu.be/PYpYrq2sMkMhttps://youtu.be/Nn2lFGo5au8
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1674636896153717.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjxE5927ookTAЛ ДЭЭP TӨPCӨH БOЛOХOOPOO БИ AЛCЫГ ХAPAХ ЧӨЛӨӨTЭЙHAC ГҮЙЦCЭH TУГAЛЫГ ДAAДAГ ЭPҮҮЛ CAЙХAH БЯЛДAPTAЙ
>ERIK - But what is behind Black Metal „ideology”? The source of Black Metal is VENOM – beer-drinking, base-minded rabble, icons of Heavy Metal idiocy. The essence of Black Metal is Heavy Metal culture, not Satanic philosophy. Just look at our audience – the average Black Metal record buyer is a stereotpical loser – a good-for-nothing who was teased as a child, got bad grades at school, lives on social welfare and seeks compensation for his inferiority complexes and lack of identity by feeling part of an exclusive gang of outcasts uniting against a society, which has turned them down. And with Heavy Metal as a cultural and intellectual foundation, these dependants on soial altruism procalim themselves the „elite”! Hah! Could it be more pathetic?We feel it is about time now to find a more mature form of expression and seek a more intelligent public, better qualified to understand the philosoph behind our work. It is not flattering to our artistic vanity to see that the only people interested in what we are doing are brain dead teenagers.
>GARM – In certain ways I still cherrish Black Metal as it was definitely the decisive factor for both my interests in music and the darkside. But since the early days I have ripened quite a bit, and find it difficult to see myself as a part of this movement because a lot of Black Metal people follow very fallacious and narrow concepts of life; I seek to be impeccable, and this can only be achieved through open-mindedness. This implies interests outside what is common in the above circles. A lot of abomminable developments have happened in the scene since I was truly involved, and I am sad to say that most of the people who now dominate this milieu are but a bunch of comformist alcholic losers with no genuine feeling for the concept and searching for an easy way to feel initiated into something eccentric and special. Black Metal now makes ignorant and unconfident young people feel warm and cozy, and functions more as a crutch for individual weakness than anything else. Now isn't that cute?
>>114699362Fuckin' crunchy, eh? There was a moment on the 3rd or 4th track where this long sustained chord started to break up, like an overdone piece of toast, and I was like "hell yeah"
>>114699499Mayhem were on welfare. At least Dead and Euronymous were. Varg endorses being on welfare to. I'm on welfare. Don't give a fuck.
>>114697491The problem with metal is its lack of a musical vocabulary, and the dissonant "xyz" has become the premier buzzword in the community in which every band is seen as "DsO/Gorguts" worship, but don't have that much similarities in how they employ dissonance and use it as a musical device. To quote a guy from last.fm: >I don't understand why everyone feels the need to compare every "dissonant" metal band to Deathspell Omega these days. It does such a disservice to bands like Skáphe who have genuinely created their own sound signature and just unfortunately makes it seem like no one is really paying any real mind or attention when listening to them. DsO's dissonance is defined by a very heavy reliance on minor 9ths and non-functional harmony, almost none of which I hear in this band. You would never hear someone say Chopin sounds just like Brahms or Schumann because they all sound "harmonious" yet in metal circles these surface-level comparisons are the norm. The "mass influence/inspiration" argument makes no sense either; there are a million musicians who claim to be influenced by Miles Davis or Mozart yet still sound nothing like them.
Why did this guy have to put a fucking tranime picture for the videowww.youtube.com/watch?v=Shfcdk5_PcUSome anime is good but this is so fucking cringe
>>114699746>Losershit picture for losershit musicI don't see the problem
>>114697321Dance of Death
>>114697065Metalchads, could someone help me remember a band?It was a female fronted heavy metal band with heavy black sabbath influences if I remember correctly, using wicca or witchcraft themes in the cover, I think the album was released in 2008, maybe some years later or earlier
>>114700558Was it Bloody Hammers by any chance?
>>114700582no
>>114700582found it, it was witch mountain
MASTURBATE TO KILL MYSELFBLASPHEMER
>janny working overtimehope youre paid generously for it kek
>>114700633Nice I know them. South of Salem is better tho I think
>>114700620Nice album art. What genre is it? Don't tell me it's Viking metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwRLpYcVsAzoomers will still claim this is not metal
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1674648958780102.webm
>>114700790That's because it isn't.
>>114700740Death metal, they're like a less messy Teitanblood.Coscradh - Nahanagan Stadial
This band Hexeen is from Luxembourg, very good, sounds like 90s non-Scandinavian BM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWPeYE5BS7oFEARLESS AWAKENINGOUT OF CONTROLDEFENSELESS VICTIMSTAKIN' THEIR SOULSSADISTIC MASSACREKILLING HAS BEGUNI KILL FOR MY PLEASUREYOU'LL DIE FOR MY FUN!AWAITING THE VICTIMS DOWN IN THE NIGHTTHE KILLER IS BACK ON THE PROWLINSANITY DRIVES ME MADPLANED HEAD!!!
I refuse to acknowledge that Fastcore is a real genre
>>114700790Who cares what a bunch of corekiddies thinks?
>>114701146Why?
>>114701194Because its always either thrashcore or powerviolence
>>114700893What kind of non-Scandinavian BM?
I listen to fucking Beherit
>>114701221I thought fastcore and thrashcore are synonyms?
>>114701221>thrashcoreAlso not real
Who are the "Big Four" of European thrash? Kreator?
Jeez why didn't you faggots tell me about this album?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqz7twTM4dw&list=OLAK5uy_ljIwqQgI6IFBuzvinRYsuYwkIA5HrARnA
>>114701438Not listening
>>114701400Fuck does European meanKreator, Destruction, Sodom and Tankard for Germany and Annihilator, Voivod, Razor and Sacrifice for Canada
so does satanic warmaster ever sound evil or is it just pretty melodic riffs?
>>114701453>Fuck does European mean
>>114701469Depends what you consider "evil"This sounds evil to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrJp_sqUfCQ
>>114701478There's no European big four There's only German, Canadian and US
Whats some pure pamperspissing heavy fucken metal?
>>114701484Sufficiently evil
>>114701517This sounds evil, especially the evil snoring part at 0:10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuS8PFkfuu0 Neverk new snoring could be evil, but Beherit pulled that evil snoring thing pretty fucking good like some Snorlax trapped in Hell
>>114701535Similar effect here at the starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N27mghz884
>evil snoring
>>114699746cause it's based
>>114701556>>114701535>>114701598This intro is also very evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbwnK8fba6QThe voice sounds like some evil bloated Jabba the Hut. Always think of Jabba when I hear this song
Album of the Year 2023 has officially arrived
>>114699570dso is on such another level than any of those tryhard bands it's not even funny
>>114701634I thought he'd chilled out with the edgy topics a bit, but that cover makes me think I was wrong. Should be fun.
>>114699570The charm of bands like Demilich for example is that they were not some faggots who tried to create weird jazzy riffs for the sake of it, but it comes naturally and you just kinda hear its the songwriter groove that produces those fucked up sound guitars etc. and overall rhythm. Thats why bands like that sound otherworldly. All the bands that try to sound like something like Demilich end up sounding like shit, it doesnt fit them
Dissonance is cope for a band that lacks songwriting ability. It is the equivalent to painters who can’t paint images so they just splatter paint everywhere and call it art.
>>114701400If you mean only 1 band per country, it would probably be something like Kreator, Bathory, Celtic Frost and Artillery. If they can only be 'pure' (not death or blackthrash) thrash then something like Kreator, Artillery, Sabbat and Kat instead.
>>114701704>so they just splatter paint everywhere and call it art.But that's not what those painters are doing.
>>114701689>>1147017042 extremely based posts
>>114701724>>114701704>>114701689Sounds like projections to me.
I hated metal until my most recent GF left me and i started to feel depression for the first time and then i started to understand metal
new None album announcement soon apparently ladsor they split up or some shit, the post was vague
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: Under a Funeral MoonSong: Unholy Black Metal>When Jehova's hordes are slaughtered>When disciples twelve are dead>When beliefs of eastern lands>are raped and raped again
>>114701830>boohoo my girlfriend left me now I'm sadFuck off. You are a normalfag and know nothing about true depression.
>>114702193I'd be depressed too if I was some gender-dysphoric slav watching anime aimed at little girls all day while blasting garbo diaperspeed.
>>114701830i just dropped a fat log in my toilet
>>114702290why?
>>114697232>posts picture of female>writes most unimaginably retarded opinion on the threadevery time
>>114702335HE SAID SHE SAID
>>114702335MEMORIES CONSUME
>>11470233510/10 metal album
>>114697181>AsesinoThis is more death than deathgrind
>>114702488Yes
deathspeed
Sarcófago's lyrics in INRI are so fucking dumb, luv emBroken English only makes em better
>>114703166They are the pinnacle of 'based retard' metal
can some anons post their aoty 2022 lists so I can go download some new music? thanks in advance
>>114697189Checked out katatonia, funny how they went from the scratchy screamo sound to emo vocals
>>114703312>scratchy screamo sound>emo vocalsYou have no clue what either of those things are
>>114703237
>>114703288cat are useless
>>114703519nah you are
>>114703501thanks bro, that new hate forest album rips
>>114703237Follow this, as you can see my taste is superior to all of the surface skimming tourists inhabiting this general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC6VbmZsn8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC6VbmZsn8
>>114701469Here are some evil SW riffs/songsRaging Winter, Satan's Werwolf, Rotting Raven's Blood, Bestial Darkness, Der Schwarze Orden, Vampyric Tyrant intro, 666, Vampires, Fimbulwinter's Spell
>>114703722all terrible
>>114703645thanks bro, that new bran album rips
Satan's Host
>>114697804He is
shirtless dave
>>114703642Hour of the Centaur was considerably better IMO, but it's still good.
>>114703797its been MONTHSdavefags whats up with that
>>114703797This isn't Google anon
>>114703835Sorry I hope this makes up for it
>>114703835the last album turned me off from megadeth completely (except from the first 4 album and some youthanasia)t. former davefag
>>114703722all great
>>114703857it does not, but ill take ithttps://youtu.be/fYtLMBl6li8
>>114701469>>114701484The most evil riff ever written is the first riff here. Change my mind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y83mB85XvSw
>>114703237These are the only 2022 releases worthwhile, every other release is garbage
>>114703878>first 4 and youthanasiaI mean you just listed their best albums so it's not like ur missing out
>>114703969Satanic Warmaster literally mogs them all.
>barges in>makes sure black metal in filled with riffs of the highest calibre>releases Noregs Vaapen and Hordalands Doedskvad, two of the greatest black metal albums of all time>does it all purely for your enjoymentHave you said thanks to Hoest yet today?
>>114703990Thank you Høst. You are the greatest metal musician to grace this earth. HAIL.
>>114703990us tour dates when
>>114703969I feel like I made this chart, literally every single one of those are ones I have shilled, but I know I didn't make a chart that was missing artwork for a few albumsGood taste
>>114704055>tfw they got cancelled in the US and have never bothered trying to come back sinceNot happy. All just because of some anti-religious imagery (anti-islam instead of the usual anti-christian stuff). Most people don't even care about the swastika thing which makes it even weirder. People were willing to accept that he was just trying to intentionally be offensive with that after he apologized.
>anti christian lyricsfine>anti islam lyricsNOOOOOO>anti judaism lyricsOY GEVALT SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
>>>/fa/17457923
>>114704184ok retard
You have brain damage if you think this Chinese knock-off garbage is even listenable, let alone good
>>114704239Are you seriously retarded enough to try and argue that that is not the reality?Fucking fatso, the twinkies have rotted your brain
>>114704257I listened then immediately forgot about it desu
>>114704239He's right, you know. Just look at how many people seethe at GBK and other "sketchy" BM.
>>114704266ok retard
>>114704275You are either clinically retarded or dishonest to the point of being a clinically diagnosable sociopath
>>114704293ok retard
>>114704257bleepy likes it so that immediately makes it not good
>>114704257It's nothing spectacular but it's good for what it does.Guess you got filtered.
>>114704301>Can't even deny it but is too mentally ill and weak to justify himself so he just goes full emotional woman mode
>>114704257I like the cover. It's supposed to sound heavy and evil. Instead it sounds like wanky and forgettable BM>chineseAsians can't into music(there are few exceptions)
>>114704314ok retard
>>114704324>Literal tranny is in a metal discussion to fight with le chuds but has nothing of substance to say so just keeps repeating himself in hopes that if he FEELS hard enough it will become realkill yourself
>>114704347ok retard
hee hee hee
>>114704193Shartanic fartmaster sisters... not like this
>>114703102>>114703102
>>114704640As long as he ain't here, he can stay there.
>>114703645Is it weird that I don't know almost any of these? Is this avant-metal-teen chart?
>>114703747Cringe>>114703888Digits confirm. Based.
>>114697148BAHH ALL YOU FUCKING POSERS NEED TO LEARN WHAT REAL HEAVY METAL SOUNDS LIKEHEAVY METAL FORCESPROWLING IN THE STREETLEATHER LEGIONARYON THE KILLER BEATPROGRAMMED COMPUTERMECHANIZED COMMANDROARROOARROOOAAAaARRAISE YOUR HAAAAAAAAND
>>114705113t. fagtanic dickblaster
Here is some breadtube garbage.https://youtu.be/lCk5FfW869c
>>114705161Oh you are fagtanic dickblaster? Hello there, fagtanic dickblaster. How's it going
>>114705198I don't know what breadtube is, but based solely on that thumbnail and title, I know I would hate this video. Ignore
>>114705076If it was then I would know it. In reality it is mediocre shit you've heard a million times before, a bunch of literally who albums that made the chart so this guy can be contrarian to own the libs.
>>114705076>go to metal archives>search albums by year>pick some arbitrarily based on any criteria you like, like a genre that you think will be obscure or a funny band name>fill a chart with itNow you too can be an absolute poser masquerading as a kvlt expert.
i only listen to surface/barely down the hole level stuff and thats ok
introducing metal to a dumb girl what do you suggest first?
>>114705292>>114705386Somebody would need to listen to them all to see if they are underground gems or random shit, well played desu
>>114704257All I read there was "I was filtered".
>>114705500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGjWAfEf7Y
>>114705500something catchy and high test like the four horsemen by Metallica, definitely not some weird obscure virgin shit
>>114705500Dissection
>>114697148THE LESSON CONTINUES YOU FUCKS>>114705500PUT ON SOMETHING THAT WILL GET HER IN THE MOODRAISE YOUR VOICEIN CHOORUUSAS OUR ENEMIES RUNBEFORE UUSSSWE CONTINUE TO PROVETHAT ROCK AND ROLLL RUULEESSAND WE'LL BE ROCKING WITH YOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
>>114705500Depends if she likes harsh vocals or not. Presuming she doesn't then Metallica are a good band with different levels of accessibility, or just something like Blind Guardian or other power metal will appeal to feminine people.
>>114705500
>>114705500Disregard the other answers they are turbu virgins. You show her priest, sabbath, maiden.
Grown men typing songs lyrics to each other is more gay than actual steamy raw anal gay sex
What is your favorite thrash ballad meal
>>114705511I listened to the forlesen, holyarrow, gnipahalan, and ultra silvam albums. It was all mediocre shit tbqh
>>114705545All I read there was “I am a pseud”
>>114705833No, I like the album.
>>114705813One man rode the way through the woodsDown to Asa bayWhere dragon ships had sailed to seaMore times than one could sayTo see with own eyes the wonderPeople told of from man to manThe God of all almightynessHad arrived from a foreign landThe rumors told of a manWho had come from the other side the seasCarrying gold cross around neck in chainAnd spoke in strange tongue of peaceHe had come with strange men in armorDressed in purple shirts and laceSmelling not of beer but flowersAnd with no hair in face
>>114705813HUMAN BEINGS SHOULD HAVE NEVER EVOLVED AT ALL
>>114705813GHOULS
ATTACK
>>114705878https://youtu.be/J2x2JHzLV6U
>>114705878ATTACK THE CHURCH
>>114704239Shalom
>>114705813you are gayer than a gay orgy with a hundred participants
>>114705811True, those ARE gay not-actually-metal bands for women
>>114705938Incel cope
Why doesn't anyone talk about this band?
>>114705881>LesathYou must really like quite generic atmoshit.
>>114706052Because we have Satanic Warmaster to discuss
>>114706044>listening to shitty diaper bands to appease womenSign me the fuck up for inceldom
>>114706052Another DSP release people should but don't talk abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FlH4wFLSE
>>114706086I posted that several times. I like Attila's vocals but that version sounds colder.
Nice doomy death metal for self-harmers.https://youtu.be/IdHlt8fK2ek
>>114705811I'm pretty sure his girl is under 90yo
If the next edition is not a pawg edition I will be going on a rampage
>>114706378wtf is a pawg?
>>114706398
>>114706412A shit fetish
>>114706434>>114706434>>114706434New
>>114706412phat ass white girl, newfag
