Varg a hack editionOld >>112026921
>>112030707He doesn't deserve to rep as great a band as Bathory.
>>112030707Shit thread. Kill yourself.Varg is a genius.
for me it’s 7th circlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_moq7fnVD50
>>112030756>t. hates Bathory and should be killed>>112030763BOOBA
>>112030773Retard. I love Bathory.
>>112030763Tits cannot deceive me. She is unworthy to sing anything from Lord Dio.
>>112030749Meh, i prefer Burzum.
>>112030779such clarity of mind
>>112030763got a brapper shot for us, anon?
What's your favorite song to play on guitar? Mine is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMMA2_qVJtM
>>112030813Burzum - War
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMASAND GOD BLESS US EVERYONE
>>112030777>>112030780How can you fags respect a skinny nerd who can make this face?
>>112030818I thought it was boring, but I like coreshit Whitechapel not modern Whitechapel.
>>112030838He's as skinny as I was at his age.
>>112030838we don't respect varg here.
>>112030840It's getting old fast now. This is legit my first time checking them out. I've been getting into bdm and deathcore recently so that's why I dl'd it.
>>112030893Good morning, love from Kazakhstan
>>112030921Good morning why not
>>112030813Probably Creeping Death It was Master of Puppets until Stranger things
>>112030886I'd rec their first 3 albums over anything they've done recently.Maybe A New Era of Corruption if you want it to be less manic core and *try* to be a bit more interesting songwriting-wise, but their debut is peak silly fun to me.
>LOOK MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>112031112There are a lot of weird freaks who make make metal
that post was worse than Tyrs albums
>>112031112>people who can afford instruments, sound equipments and record deals aren't dirt poorshocker
>>112031138I liked the first one
>>112031112who cares, do you think Tolkien lived with elves and grew up in the mines?
>>112031112>all metal is about death and sufferingWe hate braindead plebs here
>WOMAAAN OF DARK DESIRES>WOMAAAN OF DARK DESIRES>WOMAAAN OF DARK DESIRES
Bought a bottle of wine because of the wineposters in these threads recently.I put it in my bolognese instead of drinking it.Listening to Under the Sign of the Black Mark.
>>112030707We love Varg here. Euronymous trooned out hard, Based Varg was just taking out the trash.
>>112031365>COUNTEEEEEEEEEESS BATHORYYYY>COUNTEEEEEEEEEESS BATHORYYYY
>>112030707Rec some avant-garde or funk metal band/album
>>112031486Take both kinda.
nothing like Hellripper to start off the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKnxxhohDso
COME COMETO THE SABBATHDOWN BY THE RUINED BRIDGELATER ON THE MASTER'S VAGINASCALL FROM THE HEART OF HELLLLLLLLLLLL
>>112031112it makes sense if you have a norse mom
>>112030753man, 80's were so kino
>>112031608I fucking love giant milkers.
>>112030790It's called eudaimonia.
https://bloodstorm1993.bandcamp.com/track/ripping-the-chasmLove these guys.>FUCKIN' DIEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUHHHHH
>>112032151What was your logic in crossposting it?I'm convinced 90% of the shit on /gif/ is malware infected.
>>112032162>I'm convinced 90% of the shit on /gif/ is malware infected.nah
>>112032162Kek fucking schizo
Okay, this is now /metal/'s official list of shame. If you enjoy these bands/albums then you're a toddler who gets his taste from YouTube algorithms. Let me know if any of your favorites are missing.
>>112032183>>112032200Bunch of poltards did find IP snatching shit in a few webms, and webms in particular do have malware capability.
>>112032212Sounds like you're a filtered tastelet.>then you're a toddler who gets his taste from YouTube algorithmsYeah because YouTube is well known for pushing GBK, Peste Noire and Arghoslent.
>>112032231>Bunch of poltardsRight, now I can safely ignore your schizo-bullshit
>>112032212some based picks, but mostly cringe ones. kys
>>112032235Dude the Kohanic Charmers soijak clickbait was plastered all over my feed for weeks, it's how that album blew up in the first place. That one alone will hit 100k in a few months. Like it or not, GBK is a trendy band, as racist as they may be.
>>112032305>it's how that album blew up in the first placeIt had hype well before it was even released, what timeline do you think you're living in?>33k>blowing uplol okay
>>112032212if liking good music makes me a toddler then hold my hand and walk me to the diaper aisleyou should find room for acid bath, metallica, gojira, and isis on there
>>112032305You speak like somebody who only discovered Grand Belial's Key because of this situation.I didn't even know that album had come out until yesterday but I've heard most of their disco
https://youtu.be/IbvKym4pfSYhttps://youtu.be/gbdaetHeB8khttps://youtu.be/QoAjMMugpyUhttps://youtu.be/TJ1k5lz-p80https://youtu.be/vNUOgzfkVbghttps://youtu.be/eZoLIaJtRm8Post vocalists that you really like.
>>112032184Read. Learn. Your statement is inaccurate in regard to Black Metal. If it was accurate at least 50% of Black Metal would be NSBM. It's around 1%. Therefore it can't be inherent. Understand the inherent nature of Black Metal before you post falsehoods. inherent adjectivein·her·ent | \ in-ˈher-ənt also -ˈhir- \Definition of inherent: involved in the constitution or essential character of something : belonging by nature or habit : INTRINSICrisks inherent in the ventureOther Words from inherentSynonyms & AntonymsDon't Get Stuck on the Meaning of InherentMore Example SentencesLearn More About inherentOther Words from inherentinherently adverbSynonyms & Antonyms for inherentSynonymsbuilt-in, constitutional, constitutive, essential, hardwired, immanent, inborn, inbred, indigenous, ingrain, ingrained (also engrained), innate, integral, intrinsic, native, naturalAntonymsadventitious, extraneous, extrinsic
>>112032417Black metal is inherently anti-Christian.There it is INHERENTLY >>112032184
last night i seriously dreamt i was over at dave mustaines house for a BBQ and he asked me a bunch of questions i couldn't answer and seemed really disappointed in methis shit has to stop
>>112032396Those are widely known to be entry level garbage, I'm taking things to the next level here. I want people to talk about Blackwater Park the same way they talk about Sunbather.
>>112032456Learn the answer to those questions so next time you meet him you can make him proud
>>112032441Nope. Read the definition again. Then look up the percentage of Black Metal bands that are NSBM. Data proves your statement incorrect. You simply don't belong here.
/metal/ is inherently retardedcaptcha: XD0NGS
>>112032492You don't need to be NSBM to be inherently.Christianity is a Semitic religion.
>>112032099more like "you da MAN, yeah?"
What was you reaction of Slipknot headlining WACKEN 2022?
>>112032577You can try to spin your phrase with any pseudo college girl rhetoric you want to attempt to apply to it. Still wrong about Black Metal. Data proves it. Always will. Simple as.
>>112032603i don't even know the lineup of wacken 2022
>>112032474you're an idiot. opeth is 10x more popular than acid bath. they're at least 2x more popular than gojira and the same for isis.
>>112032743>i don't even know the lineup of wacken 2022I know Limp Bizkit played
>>112030753found this today, it gud
Ok lads, what am I in for?
>>112033011Is it good?
>>112033062It's just a rare tracks compilation. There is some older shit on here. Worth a listen if your a fan.
>>112033109Xasthur's National Acrobathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omqvvidzMlY
Okay what's all this NSBM about?Is it really true this guy's are about Hitler?
>>112033147yeah most of themthe threadly statement is mainly to gatekeep against seething r*dditors like pope richarda fair amount of it is genuinely good
>>112033117shame I hadn't listened to that black sabbath song before
>>112032212love transilvanian hunger but it is necessary for this list>>112032400gbk in general isn't "trendy" but kohanic charmers is
do you guys get tired of listening to the more extreme subgenres: death, black, etcI always have to switch it up with some thrash otherwise I can't stand another death metal track
>>112030753newfag here, what is a blasting?
>>112033246when you make a tripfag here mad or seethe, you are blasting them. so make sure to harass any of our friends here (also namedrop them on every single post you make):negro vodanebula sux coxmolemankrvstyvermy/trad doom/I, the Witchfinder
>>112033246It means what are you currently playing, which should be at a loud volume, i.e blasting it.
>>112033169most of it is shite that people only listen to as a virtue signalbut some of it is really good
>>112033218I get tired of listening to metal in general and switch to folk or 80s hardcore or some shit
>>112033287Nebula and Moleman are fine, in terms of contribution/thread health.Still fags for using trips though.
THAT'S THE NATURE OF THE BEASThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbrfVYX8tAQ
>>112032417>she thinks it's only the NSBM bandskys, Poop Richardyou do not belong here
>>112033302>people 1% of Black Metal listeners. Lmfao
>>112033365You keep rolling out this 1% with no source.
It's out and it's amazing
>>112033344Nebula is fineMoleman is annoying as shit
>>112033358>only the NSBM bandsBecause it is. Time to learn about the inherent nature of Black Metal, kid. Memorize that definition. It'll be good practice for you. School starts in a couple weeks.
>>112033365obviously i was talking about the people who do listen to it, do i have to specify "1% of metalheads" every time i mention anything underground?
Just gave Filosofem a listen for the first time. Decent album, shame about the 25 minute filler though!
>>112031990this is a banger, thanks for posting
>>112033444The 25 minute track is unironically my fav
>>112033401eliran kantor artwork is kino
>>112032492>look up the percentage>Data provesYou stick out like a large nose. Your handlers need to re-educate you before assigning you here.
>>112033355who's the tranny?the absolute state of him
>>112033546underage detected, leave the hall
What metal subgenre best fits each bodily function? I'll start:>sleepingatmoblack
>>112033546Dee Snider. Don't look up his Early life.
>>112033528Yeah it's hard to argue with concrete numbers. I understand not attempting to do that. What shouldn't be hard to understand is the definition of 'inherent' and how it should be applied to Black Metal. It's hard for Nazis to be patient (shouldn't have gone into Russia) but the rest of the Black Metal community will wait why you try and catch up.
>>112033444Kr*sty. Trip on, now.
>>112033581every fucking time
>>112030707What once was
>>112033505Based Cavurn enjoyer
>>112032212Some of the best albums of all time
>woke up after barely 3 hours of sleep because I had to take a huge diarrhea shit>wide awake, fuck it>now drinking coffee (strong) and listening to bdmgm sirs
>>112032212How the hell did you expand it by like double and still not get any of my favorite albums
>>112032212Fuck you bitch
>>112033910Pretty standard Nazi stuff
>>112033910Varg injects urine his testicles to this day
>>112033910Is this a BSoD reference?
>>112033910HAHAHAHAHA CHUDS GOT REKTED
>>112033910So this is the whoreson who inspired countless ice cream riffs?
>>112033968Seethe, kys, dilate, etc.
We hate that nazifrog here.
>>112033930You seen his testicles you gay bastard?
>>112034010I licked them to absorb their energy, inherently.
R8 my queue for this morn:>Cryptopsy - None So Vile>Ditto - Blasphemies Made Flesh>Ditto - Whisper Supremacy>Arghoslent - Hornets of the Pogrom>>112033998Thanks for the fresh addition to my Pepe folder>>112034010Lol
>>112034029Cryptopsy is shit.Never heard of Ditto.Arghoslent is good.
My ass is a foul beast. Metal for this disgusting feeling???
Haha I love Papi the 9gag frog!
>>112034061Nice me too
>>112034077>black metal>leftistOh no...
>>112034077>Slayer talking about the evils of Nazism
>>112033910The Jewish media accuses their enemies of doing things that they themselves are guilty of
>>112034077Maybe back in the 80s, but nowadays Metal and Folk are the only implicitly right wing forms of music
>>112034097It was evidence, you should read the articles
>>112034117>trust the evidence and doctors, go-I mean Chud
>>112034117Hitler had a piss fetish, not even memeing
When will they write a song about Hitler's fetishes?
Hitler was a well known throat goat, look it up
Masterpiss of Pain
>>112030734Unironically the best metal that's come from Binland
>>112030813Just started playing but Lost wisdom by Burzum is fun and easy
Electric Wizard sucks
>THEY KIIILLED MY WIFE AND MY BABY>WITH HOPES TO ENSLAVE ME
>>112034361First good riff I've ever heard from Megadeath.
This has actually started growing on me
>>112034361>EITHER WAY, THEY DIE...THEY DIIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>112034417also the only one i expect, since there's a ton of better ones
>>112034420Is this the new one?First album was/is a lot of fun when I'm in a very specific mood. Second album has one good song. Third had...two?They need to learn to stop being so normie-core. They've already got a huge audience.
>>112034077>going against censorship and mainstream media is leftistwhat
>>112034502It's so metal dude. stfu. Hater.
>>112034455Czechia is a wondrous country
>HaterlmaoSuch a nostalgic word
>>112034455dude at the end getting humped wanted it.
what's the reason for this?https://youtube.com/watch?v=pY7QoZ3MK4I
AWESOME GRINDCORE SHOW BTFO GRINDCORE HATER INCELS:Legless man involvedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KboqwVHC5_E&ab_channel=ObsceneExtremeFest
Who's your favourite band?
>>112034512That's how it used to be back in the day.Somewhere along the line we've flipped.
>>112034574Deathspell Omega probably
Is the King of /metal/?
POST WEEK FAGGOTS
>>112034574Burzum.Makes me seem like a hug fag but I've listened to shit all over the black metal and death metal underground.He is, simply, the best.
>>112034603No. Varg is a hack and very problematic. He's a literal n@zi.
>>112034593I haven't heard of them, I'll check them out later!>>112034603I've only heard dunkelheit but I like it very much
>>112034622You seem pretty new since you replied to that anon mentioning Deathspell.Go check out Det Som Engang Var (the album) and Hvis Lyset Tar Oss.Dunkelheit is a great song but Burzum's first three releases are the best.
>>112034640Yeah I'm definitely new, thanks for the recommendations!
>>112031112This guy hates metal posers for the same reason I do; focusing solely on imagery and aesthetic, but he misses the point of why actual fans like the genre which is the riff writing/songwriting and using themes that lend themselves the best to the aggression of (extreme) metal.
>>112034693Aesthetic and imagery are an important part of it tho, and some people are just into the way it looks. I don't think it's that deep.
>>112034722>and some people are just into the way it looksI.e. posers, the ones who only focus on the aesthetic to look tough and edgy in front of others. Typically closeted metalcore listeners.
>>112034744Oh, based. Yeah, aesthetics are cool and shit but yeah the sound at the end of the day is more important.
>>112034744Go ahead and tell me that Hvis Lyset Tar Oss would be as powerful of an album as it is if it had Sunbather's album cover. I dare you.Imagery is incredibly important to imagination and the association that comes into the human mind when dreaming up the music.
>>112034656Good choice.Do you still like their post-reunion material? I like A World Lit Only By Fire but almost entirely because of the guitar tone, and Post- Self seemed very ehhhh.
>>112034834you're embarrassing yourself
>>112034838Same. AWLOBF is great and I remember liking Post-Self when it came out, but now I hardly ever return to it. Decline & Fall is a pretty neat EP too.
>>112034834>Who isDumb fucking ESL.
>>112034602That's a friday tradition you absolute degenerate.But your chart is weird so I'll allow it.I think mine somehow got notably worse since yesterday.>>112034847>VerdunkelnFucking nice.
>>112034029Curious. I have never ever seen or heard ditto used that way
>>112034896>Decline & Fall is a pretty neat EP too.True, I remember when it came out Dogbite was a song I kept putting on repeat as it was really good at getting some energy going.
What album can we all agree upon that is good?
>>112034932Fair.I think aesthetics are 30% important and the rest is sound.
>>112034951Hell Awaits by Slayer.
>>112034788>Go ahead and tell me that Hvis Lyset Tar Oss would be as powerful of an album as it is if it had Sunbather's album cover. I dare you.It would be but for different reasons.At the moment it's hailed as an atmoshit classic, if it had a pink cover it would probably have been absolutely shat on at the time but people would now herald is some kind of "statement" against the scene.It wouldn't make any sense given the music sounding cold, at least to me, but you can just keep going down that "IT'S AGAINST THE GRAIN" mantra forever. It would still be impactful despite the change, just for different reasons.
>>112034951New red velvet
>>112034979I see your point and agree but I wasn't really talking about historically/genre powerful, moreso personally.I certainly get a lot more out of the Kittselsen painting than a pink cover.
>>112034693Some people are just like that. Some are edgy and some actually want to use imagery that suits their interests, like history or norse mythology or some shit like that.
>>112030753some nice covers
sw kinda fell off after opferblut, osculum infame and their contemporaries are superior
>>112034834ESLbros... not like this
>>112034834either an ESL trying to shit on other ESLsor even worse, a nativegrim either way
i dont want to be a black metal autist, i need another more positive genre to consume my life, is power metal a good option? rec?
>>112035263Symphonic metal, nightwish and within temptation
>>112035263Yeah sure or thrash or new wave of British heavy metal
Shartanic Cockmaster sucks
>>112035281no thats to normie, im an autist remember? i need to be able to obsess over influences and small inovations each artist made and other such things, in an autistic manor of course
>>112034951Master of Reality
>>112030813jump in the fire i guess, ive mostly swirched to bass. For bass itd be blackened, when i go back a learn the whole thing probably at dawn they sleep i dont have a lot of motivation to play>>112031085i looked up the creeping death bass line and it bothers my dumb brain that it doesnt foow the guitar part exactly for the main riff
>>112034574CoronerTommy T. Baron is one of the best guitarists of all time
>sister just caught me on 4chan>again>>112035295thanks
>>112035263>>112035309Doom. You can obsess over minutia between trad bands, how trad evolved to include death influence, how sludge gets involved, how death doom morphed into funeral doom, etc. Lots of dumbshit to tickle your autism.
>>112030926what album is this
>>112035433You should do an image search. The cursive is too messy for me to read it looks like prognina but that can’t be it
>>112035482It only brings up an early 20th century book.
>>112035470You should always read the lyrics. You don’t know what you could be absorbing.
>>112035470>Doom>positive sounding musicYou must love funerals.
>>112034420I really like Ghost, but it's a sound you need to be in a specific kind of mood for.
>>112035336>sister is young enough to know what 4chan even is>still living with your familyUnderage, please go.
>>112035627i ran away at 18 but i got wrist problems so i had to come back and fix my wrist, still healing. faggot.
>>112035627>>still living with your familyspotted the american
I wish Lord Worm would do guest vocals on a six feet under track. Worm and Barnes out of all brutal death vocalists seem to have the most soul and seem the least to be doing a routine when they are writing and performing. And both have shown lifelong dedication to true metal - metal that comes from the soul. Its not just about "doing techniques". It's art like Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden. Modern death vocalists are all about technique and "cleanliness" and if they care about lyrics at all, they care about showing off their vocabulary. These guys sound filthy and bring stories and imagery. And they don't do the same style every time.https://youtu.be/gxeFmLXcXpwhttps://youtu.be/nhtzOGcaQSQ
>>112035501exactly, did you have trouble leaving behind negative music that you loved as well? what stuff do you listen to nowadays?
>>112035682>Worm and Barnes out of all brutal death vocalists seem to have the most soul>BarnesNo.https://youtu.be/EXeCKrqXr5Y
>>112034602+Cryptopsy, Dies Ireaebut BMTH or Theory of a Deadman are genuinely awful>>112034847+ Morbid Saint>>112034913+ CC, Pestilence>>112035601+++ Kuroi Jukai, Waco Jesus+ Dragged into Sunlight, Svolder, Urfaust, EHG, fav Bathory, Grim even though I like their noise stuff moreBut fairly based overallt. Best blastings
This is so boring
>>112035822Plebs can't deal with Barnes' Fenriz-like creative decisions.
what are some essential power metal albums to get me into it?
How the hell this is not in the archives???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Fo8p_up6c
>>112035930None. The only good power metal albums are Blind Guardian's output from Somewhere Far Beyond until A Night at the Opera.
>>112035930Somewhere Far Beyond is all you need.
>>112035930Everything from Running Wild
>>112035822>>112035912(Though thats definitely not one of his best. I will defend that album though. It disgusts me, which is a big part of what I'm looking for in death metal. Most death metal fails to.)https://youtu.be/UWz1L00xwbw
>>112030763fart down my throat, goddess
Rope Sect is the shit.
>>112035939I genuinely think people who say hair metal isn't metal just can't deal with the fact that metal is pop music and was once extremely popular. They need to feel like underdogs or something. They can't imagine normal people could like something they like. Or maybe I'm just bullshitting idk.
>>112035330Such is life for a bass player
>>112036009There's simply not much overlap between 'metal' and extreme metal fans these days. That's it.
>>112036009I just think it sounds like shit desuTried listening to Motley Crue a little while ago and couldn’t get into itAlso upbeat songs about generic hedonism are boring as fuck
Doesnt top Think This but its good
>>112035930dragonforce's first 2 albums
>>112036083I mean they are still metal. Why the archives have so much discrimination towards this period?
>>112030874You don't speak for all of us.
>>112036053My mother had a black sabbath CD and listened to hair metal and stuff on the radio, so normal metal has always been a part of my life.>>112036083Its fine if you don't like it. What i don't like is this "secret club" based categorization of things. A lot of hair metal would be considered metal if it was written by a band who was considered metal. And Stryper wrote about Christianity so that's something different.https://youtu.be/JinzfZm__bM
>>112036275>filler - the album
Any other Orc Black Metal like this??
>>112036275only shot in the dark is good, rest is filler
>>112030785 (you seem to like this album quite a bit anon)>>112033011>>112034260>>112036354Best blastings of the thread
>>112036352metal mealmelnatural evolution
>>112036275>>112036346>>112036359bunch of filtered fags. that album is fucking fire, closest thing anyone has ever gotten to Van Halen's tone, riffing and soloing.
>>112036354zeal & ardor
>>112032456I dreamt about Dave mustaine tonight too Is this a sign?
>>112036346>>112036359i like every song except for thank god for the bombalso so many amazing solos, lightning strikes and never especially
>>112036601>>112036601>>112036601real new thread
>>112036275A great album.
>>112031112most of them were outcast and bullied like dead from mayhem and dude is fucking norway is cold, people are cold and the food sucks how is not depressing? not everything is about money.
>>112035330>i looked up the creeping death bass line and it bothers my dumb brain that it doesnt foow the guitar part exactly for the main riffwait until you realise that the bass line for battery does not gallop like the guitars
>>112031112Just. One. PEPSI!AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!!
>>112035501if you don't know you're not absorbing it
>>112034603to be honest listening to bands just because they're obscure and it makes you look cool makes you way more of a poser faggot than preferring, or even only listening to the entry level bands so good for you manlike what you like
>>112035501how can you be absorbing it if you're not reading it, dumbass. "be careful sitting next to that unopened book, you never know what you're absorbing from it." complete incurable retardation
>>112033910The father of Black Metal.
>>112030756He's definitely ok but wildly overcredited.
>>112030707/metal/ bros rec me anything that sounds like pic rel it's amazingly chill