Canadian riffs editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1BtOld: >>112020174
Only first wave is real
great album or selloutcore?
Currently listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CwLqDHT3kk
>>112026945it's a good album, but they still soldout
>>112026934Real shit nigga
>>112026921FUCKING KILLER ALBUM
>>112026945Boring. Them trying to make an AC/DC album basically.
>>112027044How about I add a better one?
>>112027044vol 4 obviously. it's a cool album but it's not necessary.
Good morning comrades.>>112027044more like keep 1 (paranoid)
>>112026930I was on my way to post this myself
FUCK OF DEATH WILL SUFFICE https://youtu.be/3TdObTdR3F8
I just came back from my hike and damn it it hot in here. Metal for this feel?
>>112027169metal for that feel when you just renewed your sub to disney+
>>112027147close to a world below
>>112027147Sacrifice - Torment in Hellanother Canadian classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGR0Qqm-Eo
>>112027044keep Sabotage, replace the rest with Born Again, Seventh Star, Eternal Idol, Headless Cross, and Tyr.
>leave the misogynist metalchuds to me
>>112027142post yours then genius
>>112027117Who is she?
Now that the dust has settled, are we allowed to like this?
>>112027233Is that Carrot Top?
>>112027278Only if you frequent vibrant queer spaces
>>112027216she looks like wtf (i got freckles though)
Best metal logo? Darkthrone for me.
U guys r like eddie munson from stranger things. Kewl. <:3Well i love metallicaRock on! \m/
>>112027431Metallica is cool
>>112027233based woj enjoyer
>>112027448When are they coming out with the Dead shotgun wound Funko?
>>112027476if that ever got made as like a custom thing I would buy it
>>112027431Judging from the dumb "i'm so kooky, guys, look at meee" expression on his face, i'm guessing this dude is supposed to be a parody of old-school metal heads, like in basically every other movie/show, right, and is meant for people to laugh at him
>>112027448>funko didn't include the diaper
>>112027488>and is meant for people to laugh at himon the contrary, people idolize him (and his actor) after the Master of Puppets scene
>>112027484Would you buy the Phil Anselmo Nazi solute Funko too?
>>112027474they don't make metal for whiny retards. you'd have to get something -core for that.just kidding. you ever listen to shining?
This whole thread should be kataklysm. You all suck
>>112027474Idk. I thought his character was ok. Kinda gay, but ok.
>>112027507idk I never listened to pantera
>>112027474Stop spouting that nonsense maggot! SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE!!!
>>112027233I like Life of Agony
>>112027511>Who? >Oh, Canadian?>Opinion discarded.
>>112027530SYL are canadian do you not like them
this is a work of art
>>112027488No he was the high school drug dealer who accidentally opened a portal to the underworld in his trailer park home when he invited a girl over to take special k with him
>>112027510Yeah I like core. I don't listen to much core but I love whiny vocals like escape the fate.I have only ever watched that one interview with the frontman of shining. Redditors in the comments were shitting on him but I knew he has the seed of based.
>>112027537Is that the new Twilight movie?
>>112027537i liked discouraged ones but was too lazy to check out their other work
I did not care for the new The Chasm album
>>112027567their later work is so much different from their early stuff
>>112026930name better vocals, you cant
>>112027353anything with a fuck off impact font logo
>>112027061K Y S YS
>>112027448VIRGIN KILLER FUNKO WHEN???
>>112027488Actually no. He's arguably the most lovable character in the new season.
>*loses all your crowdfunding money in a crypto scam*
>>112027431>>112027448when did metal culture start becoming increasingly soyy
I'm going to eat my stroganoff. Problem: the package turned upside down in the bag.Metal for this feel?
>>112027781I thought it always was?
Kino of the highest order
>>112027781lanky adolescent boys are at least half the metal fanbase
>>112027781>metal cultureI tried to find a picture of the character I want to post but I can't remember the name of it. It's a "troll" with a battlejacket, serving as the sidekick to a same-faced jewish runt protag.
>>112027781>thrash - skinny nerds obsessed with biker stuff and politics>black - skinny nerds obsessed with paganism and satan>death - fat nerds obsessed with gore and lovecraft shit>doom - suicidal nerds obsessed with drugs and depression>power - omega fat nerds obsessed with DnD and fantasy shitmetal is inherently nerd shit
i need my whalecore stuff please introduce me to something new.
>>112027864how long did that take you to make that list, and how many tears were shed by you to make it?
>>112027842>Onward 2020?Thought that shit came out in 2016 ngl
Essential casualcore. Let me know if I've missed anything.
>>112027884I only shed cum to this twink getting railed on the other tab
Would any of you go back in time to fuck both of them?
>>112027891That's exactly the one. Here's your metal culture, fags.
>>112027913i would try and suck dead's dick to try and make him like life more, but i don't know. he seemed like he was a bad apple from birth.does anyone know if he was still a virgin?
>>112027924Step up from lords of chaos
>>112027927He was too mentally fucked to ever get laid.
>>112027924onward was unironically a good movie. they didn't really have any "metal culture" though. there wasn't any bands mentioned or anything. it was just a rough aesthetic.
>>112027942wow he's literally me!
This album is underrated
I love Meatloaf. I want to base my entire life around Bat Out Of Hell. It was used once a very special video to me. (sic)
>>112027044Either sabotage or black sabbath
>>112027044their first one. has 0 memorable songs
I have not listened to any Sabbath except War Pigs. I think it's disgusting bnoomershit.
>>112027781Its parodying 80s metalheads. So in the 80s. Fucking retard.
>>112028034yeah, 80s movies were already making fun of the stereotypical metalhead of that time, it's nothing new
>>112027892Any gojira album after the first 1. Any mastodon album.
>MUH KATE BUSH>MUH PIZZA THRASH STYLE>MUH MASTER OF PUPPETS
I genuinely want to become a furry metalhead.
>>112028075you mean jerking it to furry tits while blasting riffs?
>>112028063Those are obvious. I want something that makes you think you're hot shit when it's actually just entry level garbage for toddler retards. GBK and Arghosoilent are prime examples of that.
>>112028064So based. So basedpilled.
>>112028114I want a fursuit. I want to make youtube videos. I want to draw on deviant art. I have wanted this before I even knew what any online culture was. I feel a deep seated need to become ................. it's too much for me
Guys how do I go to a liquor store? Are they open at this time?
>>112028155depends on the laws where you live
>>112028123>I want something that makes you think you're hot shit when it's actually just entry level garbage for toddler retards.Literally all of my favorite bands. Blut Aus Nord's first album. Satanic WarmasterDamaarInquisition (not my favorite band)
Most Canadian riffs: https://youtu.be/4nVEdMBDMPQ
>>112028034>>>112028048'80s parodies usually made fun of metalheads as meatheads or just being intoxicated morons, what i'm referring to is the toothless, reddit/twitter appeasing PCness of modern metal culture depicted in those images that wasn't a thing back then. Metalheads were always nerds, but they went from being edgy drunk dorks to le wacky onions fags
>>112027892Yeah you missed something, all of my top 25 metal albums. None of them are in there
I feel so bad because I have not become a furry. >>112028181 This cover speaks to me. I should have become a furry a long time ago. I should have run away.Metal for this feel?
Why do u worship Satan, anon?
you guys wont' get it
>>112028209he promised me a tall mommy GF with huge titsI'm sure he'll keep his promise
>>112027892Batuska, mgla, MINENWERFERBasically anything that the YouTube algorithm gave a massive boost for whatever reason.
>>112028237that is true, I'm a ghost
Put morbid angel on the casual chart.
>>112028209god didn't gave me women, fuck that cunt
Such a good day is now terrible. This stroganoff is not good. I'll eat another one just to remove it from my fridge.>>112028278God gave me the circumstances which gave me breasts.Metal for this feel?
>>112028193I don't even think you could do something like Beavis and Butthead these dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7pOaa0j4xw
>clears throat loudly>taps micahem...grindcore.
>>112028224fucking imagine seeing that irljesus christhow the fuck do you even get women like that
>>112028293My favorite genreNapalm death for the win
>>112028304They weren't even grindcore when that photo was taken
>>112028287crowbar, you fat fuck
>>112028296the right DNA and the right amount of chub (she's italian)
>>112028289they literally just released a beavis and butthead movie and there is a new season coming out this year
>>112028253This. I should just call it algorithm-core
>>112028304based. we love grindcore here.
>>112028325that's already been a thing since youtube was reccommending japanese city popo to everyone back in 2017
>>112028304I'm not gay but barney looks hot as fuck thereplus he looks like her
woman post hidden
>>112028337y r u gay
>>112028335barney is cute. even chuck thought so
>say you hate grindcore to my face, bitch.I dont get why u guys hate grindcore so much. It’s so fucking based. Like try saying you hate grindcore to Seth Putnam’s face (when he was alive). Bet you wouldn’t. Pusses.
>>112028351I wish I were cool like stuh putman and were to destiny an overdose for myselfI am not that kind of guy, though.
>>112028318sure, and rock is alive because acdc still fills arenas. they are an established brand name. let's see if they'll make anything even remotely as edgy as the black jokes in that video or if they tone it down like most modern versions of prior things.
I wish I were to die ov an heroin overdose just like stuh potman. He was a rad dude.
>>112028369>>112028379I strive to be just like him.
>>112028376Gamers could say niggerfaggot on youtube not but 10 years ago.
>>112028315>the right DNA
>>112028347Do you think they ever… explored each other’s bodies?
>>112028391>right DNA>not Asiankek, I don't think so
>>112028385But I am a furry faggot who is not gay, but acts gay, sounds gay, and might actually be gay.
>>112028400it would be a real shame if they didn't
Satanic Tyrant Werwolf! Bless me! I want to be a furry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god, f*ck yeah
>>112028390Yes, everything went into hyper PC mode since 2016. They even started removing things out of GTA 5 because it was deemed misogynistic/transphobic, and the same has been happening to movies and yes, movies. This is why soulless onions garbage like Archspire and toothless larp shit Municipal Waste have gotten so big.
I HATE municipal waste.
HEART OF A LIONWITH STEEL IN MY CHEST
>>112028467and yes, music*
>>112028337as long as is not a fucking chink, I'm fine>>112028289>a show made by a literal third worlderno thanks
why does municipal BASED trigger incels so much bros?
>>112028467municipal waste have been big for like 20 years you retard
>>112028209interesting concept not worship
>>112028517yeah I don't get it either. I guess because it talks about partying with your bros, and they have no bros? incels hate fun.
May very well be the greatest song ever written, could do with less boat creaking though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1P3HDSVogg
>>112028567powerslave is probably the best diaperalbum of all time. don't listen to the remastered version though.
>>112028289>Interviewer: What do you think would be the most consistent artistic style if you were a revolutionary egalitarian leftist?>MTV
>>112028537That's fine, you still have Periphery, Polyphia, the million metalcore fake prog bands, etc. Even thinking that Pantera, a band that had literal white power speeches at shows and confederate flags on everything, used to be a huge legitimately mainstream band is always surprising to me considering the current landscape of pure unadulterated, social media approved soyy
>>112028638>nooooo people will be mean to me if I have a confederate flag and say the n wordgrow up or grow a spine retard
>>112028681And grow a new bank as well, am I right?
>>112028690I'm not a retard so I'm not sure what you're implying. I don't care about the mainstream media and bands I like don't go on white power rants so none of what you're butthurt about has affected me.
>>112028681>cancel culture doesn't exist and promoters have never taken bands off because of it, just ignore it bro hahait's probably for the best that actual metal (non-metalcore) is staying in the underground
I rather listen to music than play itI play guitar, I've done it since I'm 15, I never went to conservatory but got good enough to play most of Rock and MetalThe thing is that now 10 years later I really can't force myself to sit down and learn a song, is not hard, I just get bored out of my mind, after 20 minutes of trying to get a song down I'm like>I'm tired of listening to this over and over againNo matter how much I think I like the song in question, It's been this way for the last 8 yearsAm I fucking crazy or retarded or something? Like, this is my life but I just coudn't care less to actually learning the music that moves meHas anybody else felt like this? I get more enjoyment out of music by listening to it than actually playing it
>>112028713or you know, you could just be a band that doesn't need to promote racism or diddle kids or whatever lmao. you're retarded mate.
>>112028713not my problem
>>112028715If you're bored try learning this on guitarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30FTr6G53VU
>>112028715I would just stop trying to play music of bands you like and instead try to come up with your own original material
>>112028724Pestilence got thrown off a tour because of a facebook translation error, I think it's more petty than that nowadays, actual fag
>>112028724If you Google "is x band sketchy" you get thread after thread of pearl clutching faggots like you trying to disown music for shit as dumb as a stand in live guitarist being in a nsbm band 20 years ago as reason to never listen to them again, you retards are so pathetic.
>>112028770Hey Anthony Fantano, how you doing tonight?
>>112028759>n..noooo it's not offensive in dutch! MY HECKIN WIFEARINO IS A CHINK HOW CAN I BE RACISTdoesn't happen to bands I like, don't care, simple as
>>112028776Average porn enjoyer
>>112028776holy fucking based, I wish that were me and imagine the smell
>>112028776that's a fuckking monster why does he do this?
Censorship is good for metal
>>112028797the average porn enjoyer doesn't actually get to havetheir face shoved into their fav pornstars ass, so he's on an advanced level
>>112028817or maybe he just lives in America
>>112028794try saying negro in public despite the fact that it just means "black" in spanish. be surprised at how retards react to it
>>112027035i think that load and reload are better than the black album
>>112028823there would never arise a situation where I needed to say that word.
>>112028837>what is a hypothetical situation
>>112028823>spanish word has a different meaning when used in englishwho would've thought
Love when Americans who know that the Hindu and nazi swastikas are different pretend not to just because?
>>112028854Wrong image lol
>>112028846I would simply choose not to say racist words in the hypothetical situation.
>>112028853You are bound to get weird looks even if you are using it in a spanish context due to this reason. People have been fired for this too, and when they translated that one dude's fb message, it autocorrected their form for the word 'black' to the n word. It's the fact that a certain (very loud) minority are so quick to cancel people without hearing both sides of the story.
So yeah, about those riffs. What are you blasting?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMpFOhn6by8
*doesn't get cancelled in your path*
>>112028989Nice to see the quality metal bands stay winning. Black metal cucks stay losing frfr
>>112028989at least they aren't doing the stereotypical though guys pose almost every other band does does
This turned 37 this month. Say something nice about it.https://youtu.be/uaJJX8UrIHETHJ
>>112028861Based reddit purifying the metal scene of its pathogens so we can be left with the cream of the crop no cap
>start a chud band of no musical value that is only notable for its use of racist imagery and themes>nooooo you can heckin cancel me for the racist imagery and themes! this isn't my own whoreson fault at all you're jus-ACK
>>112029096you didn't have to greentext the -ack part, faggot
This is acceptable now. If you don't like this you are a Donald Putin worshipping chudhttps://youtu.be/yeQxp3kxXj8
>>112029096>this isn't my own whoreson faultkek
>>112028861the black sun was invented by Goebbels himself, so no "le hindu symbol" can save anyone from using ityou should know that by know considering Azov being notorious for using it everywhere
>>112029139I will.never listen to you chudhttps://youtu.be/lbtFq8A8XJEMV
212 / 47 / 45 / 1
Chuds are fuming!
>>112029184We get it, this is you favorite bandhttps://youtu.be/QjexmwWv7ts
>>112029184You're out of your depth here
>>112029257You fail at trolling on here cause you're fundamentally a pleb
>>112029274and you're fundamentally not a woman, troon
is it schizo hours again?
>>112029298Had to happenWe had one or two good threads before this one, couldn't have that
>>112029298Hell yeahhhhh. Is winedrinkerchad here?
Need Krusty back, these chuds wouldn’t dare be so bold with him around
I wish Bongman would come back :(
summoning the tripfags
how is it so good bros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TlkRa-N1Q
You aren't still posting Kohanic Charmers are you?https://youtu.be/QKejbU_hG9c
its so dark bros i can barely seehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv-GRWfHLD8
>>112029344>>112029366we hate varg and bumfun here
my mind fills with esoteric wisdomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSrzqba5W7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RA9h5X_Es&t=1368s&ab_channel=Coldsuffer ABLAZE MY HEART WITH FALLING STAAARS
fr lets find out no caphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_n9wNSwtU
>>112029418Is a talentless hack who jerks off to anime and collects funko pops
>>112027431>>112027446Metallica is cool but Slayer is cooler. Also goes to show how normie-tier Stranger Things is to include the most popular song off the most accessible album by the most accessible of the Big 4.
UUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUH FOUR LITTLE DIAMONDS
> Varg stabs you over money like a Jew> Absurd fucks your mom before they stab you and use your grave for an album coverFucking kek what is Norway even?https://youtu.be/OQAhKlEqPNg
>>112029420I miss it
dungeon synth?more like fucking shit
>>112029492this. varg is not metal
is there depressive thrash metal
None of you will listen to thishttps://youtu.be/fb1BnekezyUhttps://youtu.be/9ldA-sB9w_Y
>>112029554That's buttmetal though
>>112029468Absurd is German
holy shit this is fucking good
hell yeah bros it finally arrived
>>112029570Add these to your list toohttps://youtu.be/CNXfI986ZVghttps://www.bitchute.com/video/rsOXqH1SIrtL/https://novisiblescars.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2000https://youtu.be/L9sSJG_svEohttps://youtu.be/KjXDEuT7onAT
>>112029676that fucking font
>>112027754please tell me it's true
>>112029676most based post this thread has had in a while
>>112029676Based. I've been meaning to buy a Red in the Sky record myself
>>112029676should have included a sneaky swastika too
>>112029344Possessed by Odin.
How come zooms are all into, or at least pretending to be into Filosofem when Det Som Eng Gang Var was the actually influential album?
>>112029767>zoomsPeople have had this opinion of Filosofem for the last 15 years.
>>112029767I think because it was the most commercially successful and Dunkelheit has a music video on MTV and shit
>>112029767it's more popularsame reason why every Metallica post-KEA is talked about more outside of here even though KEA is their most influential album
>>112029767I like both, in fact i like whole discography of Burzum.
>>112029790we dislike the entire burzum discography here
>>112029790This. Varg is a genius.
>>112029790melon said you're not allowed to like burzum because he's a hecking racist chud
>>112029824we hate melon AND chud whoresons here
>>112028361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDISVOCcN68you know it
>>112029418King of Finnish Black Metal
>>112029809we dislike music in general
I miss Betsy Bitch so much bros... It hurtshttps://youtu.be/fGg-mlYrQvw
what was that one song that was allbwow da dowdowdadadoooow
>>112029038Pick up your bra, pick up your blouse and get the hell out of my house!
recc me serbian bm pls(I already listen to Praznina and Kosturnice)
>>112027794KILL THE ORCS SLAY THE ORCS DESTROY THE ORCS!!!
>>112027794ENEMIES OF METALYOUR DEATH IS OUR REWARD
Rec some avant-garde/funk metal band or album
>>112030171we hate sporkcore here
>>112030171Here: avant-garde/f̶u̶n̶k̶ black metal.https://klangschreitnichts.bandcamp.com/album/erbauliche-andacht
The system has failed by Megadeth is their best album
>>112030282How is it a Megadeath album if it's not called some shit like>the system has started... to fail
how to into finntroll?
>>112030362don't bother with that garbage
>>112030367im on a folk metal kick and people said they were good
>>112030374Dunno what to say, you got pranked
>>112030374retreat from the modern world into a mountain shack, read the kalevala and lord of the rings, then listen
>>112030374Yeah they're not great IMO.Just blast some Bran Barr, Myrkgrav or Maglor instead.
>>112028989inb4 they cancel Revocation
>>112028989who are these guys? they look fun
>>112029676https://www.discogs.com/fr/user/Archipuddi/collection?page=1&limit=250roast my collection
>>112030515You don't get cancelled for being anti-christianity. If anything it's just the norm now.
>>112030515pic unrelated? did they diddle some kids or something?
Just played metal for and hour and a half, my finger hurts.Metal for this feel? I only listen to black and funeral doom.
>>112029824Actually he gave Burzum a positive review and said he liked the album regardless
>>112030531Archspire are gay and cringe.
>>112030607rain without end
Fuck you metalfags
>>112030617moleman is an annigram for 'am melon'. get out of here fagtano.
>>112026921>>112027050>>112027699Best blastings of the thread