Megafailure editionold >>111244925faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
>>111250954guitar solos suck
Metal is ruined
Metal is saved
Dear /metal/:Please post more hot womenSincerely, AnonP.S.: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_glZDZ2fIV0
first for herma'am li
Why is he so sad and ugly bros?
>>111251146>coming second to a guy who cant drum and a lead guitarist who just does sweeping scales and calls them soloNo idea.
>>111251146Because he went from based Dean to Shitbson.Literally every other guitar brand he used was leagues better, but no, he had to sign for the worst boomer brand in existence.Funny how the logo in the back of the new Shitbson V headstocks pictures him with a Jackson king V
>>111251036>Emotionally repressed metal showman with long hair is willing, even eager, to crossdress for free money and free promotionNo way.
>>111251172Megadeth might have had the better musicians but there is no soul to it, just formulaic music meant to one-up another group but never understanding that having the superior technique does not always equate a superior song or guaranteed popularity with the general public (and not basement dwelling metal purists and former bullying victims/current day losers who see themselves and their failed existence in Megadave). Pisstaine never got that, and neither did his delusional and severly autistic fanbase.
>>111250977>I listen to metal without guitar solosWhat type of person do you imagine?
>>111251146he's soiling his nappy at that very moment
>>111251240I just prefer his riffs and find his early stuff more enjoyable, simple asNo need to look too deeply into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE1TfoWgRP8These lyrics are based, but why the fuck would Jon choose to make this kind of format? I was never really a fan of Iced Earth, but making a spoken word album randomly will polarize every single person. The faggots that stopped listening to the group after he attended a protest are retarded, and I feel like someone that is new to this group that wants to give this a chance will get turned off because of how absurd of a format this is. I guess it is based for making something like this and not giving a fuck, but I can't think of a scenario where I would listen to this
>>111251257King.Solos are cringe and a waste of everyone's time
>>111251196jackson is based. been in love with the kelly since i first discovered rip. absolute peak metal guitar
Today me and the missus are gonna eat some edibles and have a picnic by the lake. I've prepared a playlist of ambient and some stuff like YMO and devo. I probably won't listen to any metal, but if I do, metal for this feel?
>>111251347He should make another one about getting dookie thrown at him and turning snitch bitch
>>111251172>kirk>sweepingi understand what you meant but you definitely don't know what that word means
>>111250977>>111251448both are correct
>>111251443>implying I can hear any notes through all the wah
Post band you know you could beat upIm pretty sure I can take on the entirety of King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
>opinion that solos suckwrong but based>opinion that riffs suckpic related
Writing lyrics bout WMDs all dayNo one knows it's all metaphors for me having AIDS from being gayFired junior for jacking offSeen the video 50 times, I can't get enuffBeing a kid I adored Rob HalfordI want him to fuck me through my stoma-portI am a sultry ginger minx with a love for cockI wish I still knew how to rockCancer and Fox News rotting my brainA bullet to my whoreson-head will soon end the pain
>>111251470the sound of sweeping licks is distinctive enough that you can tell it even with the wah pedal engagedif you want an example of Kirk actually sweeping, check out the Leper Messiah solo - the first few bars are a sequences of sweeping arpeggios across the thinnest 3 stringshttps://youtu.be/ABL98xb8IFU?t=236
>>111250954Sigh albums ranked:>Scorn Defeat>Imaginary Sonicscape>Gallows Gallery>Hail Horror Hail>Infidel Art>Scenes from Hell>Scenario IV: Dread dreams>In Somniphobia>Hangman's Hymn>Heir to Despair>GravewardThe top like 6 are borderline interchangable depending on my mood, and even the lowest on here are still really good I think.
>EEEXUSSSE ME THIS IS NOT A SWEEP I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I KNOW MUSIC THEORY AND I AM THUS BETTER THAN YOU >EEEHM WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I AM A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN?? NO WHY WOULD I?>N-NO ITS NOT THAT I DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO STAND ON STAGE ITS JUST THAT I...>REGARDLESS, THAT IS NO SWEEP!
>>111251606I much more respect shitty musicians who have fun and just go on and make music rather than dudes just sat in their room sweep picking and watching jared dines videos who never even make a demo, even if they are more technically proficient
This is amazing. If you’re looking for some interesting raw bm check it out
>>111251347Is it any surprise considering Iced Diaper is one of the laziest bands of all time, second only to Snore Borer? They've been writing the same riff for the past 3 decades and now they are so apathetic they can't even play actual music
>>111251004IMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTTAKING THE IMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT
>>111251016Why? Click on one of the NSFW boards.
>>111251516Megatards have been silent ever since this post dropped
>>111251708What's there to reply to? You seem more obsessed than they are
>>111251606if you're offended it's because you're embarassed
>>111251776For you, yes
>>111251240That guy is a former STG
>>111251580hard to rank their albums because they're all pretty different. personal favorite is hangmans hymn
https://youtu.be/1XrwaXzmj4whell yeah B^)
>>111251908are we posting embarrassing megadeth songs now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2vjyTlPA
idc how much you faggots post about dave, I'm not listening to any megadeth songs/albums released in 2022. you cannot make me.
>>111252118There's no megafags endorsing that shit eitherYou're not missing anything
Megachads we keep winning, two other singles (soldier on and nightstalkers) will be released soon
>>111252167i won't listen, don't want to spoil the album too much
>>111251004why are metal EPs always so fucking good?
>>111251036Does she still have her benis? Asking for a friend.
Is yoopee metal a thing?
>>111252118no one cares, you barely listen to metal. faggy tourist triptranny
>>111252286Typo but that works too
>Fuck off list:>Black metal ‘elitest’ kids who have not been able to grasp or show the real essence of intolerance, nihilism and hatred in their REAL lives away from the internet, yet these ‘individuals’ claim to be some part of some ‘elite’ black metal movement that has not left any scar on humanity, these are the same people who use black metal as their crutch! I would expect some dead bodies lying around at their feet by now based on how fast they run their ‘evil’ mouths! Return to the ‘subculture’ scene that rejected you or salvage some dignity and shut the fuck up. Your need for human love and acceptance by your peers (and others) sickens me! Your epitaph will be a bar code. You know who you are yet you’ve forgotten you’re really nothing, I know who you are. These teenage scene veterans’ (a contradiction) need their fucking faces smashed in to teach them the meaning of respect and honor. With all that said, I just might hate you as much as I hate those normal human beings in the light world, I never thought it would come to this. You have once or twice judged me, now it’s my turn.
>>111252308>I never thought it would come to this.
>>111252308Straight from Negru's secret diary
>>111252347xasthur's diary, ackshully
>>111252294>no one caresyou wrote a reply>you barely listen to metali only listen to metal>faggy tourist triptrannyonly one of these labels is accurate, i'll let you decide which one
>>111252118>>111252378Shhh baby it's okay. You WILL listen to Megadeth's entire discography. You WILL wake up to the light of our Lord (and Saviour) Dave Mustainehttps://youtu.be/OwbBz59lIQo
>>111251580>Lowest ranked Sigh albums are still really goodWeeb detected. I can't remember an album I liked from them since Sonicscape, and half of that isn't great either.
>Oh look at all the pathetic black-clad wannabe's running off to buy the new Shining album. Yeah. Within the framework of our scene, this shit's the latest thing! Something to take a stand for, right? Something new and oh so evil. I mean shit, what could possibly me more true than suicide, right? What you ignorant little fucks don't seem to be getting, though. What oh so very few of you seem to realize at all is that this is no fucking joke. Far to many of you haven't questioned yourself nearly enough to deserve to pretend to feel at home with this music. And honestly, most of you are even more degenerate and shallow than the commercial mainstream you pride yourself so for hating. Hate, you don't know what real hatred is! And consequently, horror is just a joke to you! In reality, humanity IS horror! Just think of all the putrid decadence and inner ugliness passed down genetically through all of us. We're all potential child rapists, flaming homosexuals, murderers, theives and any other egocentric dung you can think of. And as much as it might appeal to you to support all this, in essence or nature, its pathetic since you'd shit in your fucking panties if confronted with the real world out there. And what is with you fucking morons, dissing men like Eminem and Manson? What, is that jealousy just a defect of them bringing this shit to the masses without pretentions for style? I mean at least in their case the audience reflect the artist, right? Which is something that can't be said for Shining, now is it? So take a long, good look at yourself, because maybe Shining isn't really your thing.
>>111252433>Maybe you should just turn on the radio and forget all about these obscure releases you have to buy in order to listen to. And maybe you should give the fuck up, understanding the perspectives of schizophreniacs and psychos making art just to destroy the minds of stupid little kids with too-big allowances. Shining's not into building an army! Shining's not a promise for the future! Shining's just the pain of being human, here and now! If you're into the whole organized misanthropy thing, I suggest you go for shit like Dimmu Borgir instead. Like me! Anyway, on behalf of Shining and Selbstmord Services, it's my honour to extend a general death wish to all of you fucking weaklings! Ah fuck you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxlgB2xL97w
>>111251549im not the original anon you replied to i just think kirk sucks, nerd.
>>111251240First 3 Megadeth albums have more soul than any other thrash band of the time.
This is that buff dude from youtube's old band. The drumming stands out. Detroit brootal death metal.https://youtu.be/YpVwDWXOqvM
>>111252266Did she ever have one to begin with?
I'm experiencing something weird.My tastes are evolving and it's going too far.I went from classic 60's to 80's meal to Thrash to Doom to KVLT Black Meal to Death, then Doom and now my rotation is almost exclusively shit like Necrophagist, Archspire and Rejuvenation, if it slows down I dump it.What is the logical progression from there ?
>>111252672I'm too lazy for that shit, imagine having to maintain an estrogen and dilation schedule, I can barely keep up with breathing
>>111252658I´m expieriencing something different. I went from teenage punk and nu metal to that cringy viking and folk metal phase and then to black metal, hardcore, grindcore, powerviolence and that stuff and at some point i think i went full circle and started to enjoy pop music and italo disco. explain this
>>111252717This sounds like someone took an Angelwitch riff and started playing blastbeats over it kek
>>111252730Well I'm also into mandopop but it's my dirty secret
>>111252672Like this? >>111251036
>>111252745Yeah its a cover of this. https://youtu.be/GOf-JVdFqW0Gridlink and Hayaino Daisuki (shared core members) really are speed-influenced grindcore though.https://youtu.be/0YtItmbyI28https://youtu.be/B5AFGssmIN4
>>111252856quit linking people falsegrind you dumb fucking weeb we don't need more of these faggots
>>111252888True grind is shit and it all sounds the same. False grind for life.
>>111252856I'll check them out.Just found it funny to have an old school riff played at regular speed and suddenly blast beats kick in.
>>111252888trips of truth
>>111252913>True grind is shitholy cringe>it all sounds the sameunholy cringe>False grind for life.nonce
I just want Dave to be happy bros
>>111252940When there is nothing left to grind, grind itself must be ground.
>>111252941i'm sure he is happy with the overwhelmingly positive reaction the single has been getting
>>111252978I hope it's not a bait and switch like with Thirteen and Super Conifer
>>111252962nah grindcore has to kick ass. DisBOREdance ASSxis, GIRLDICK, and Mahou Shojo Bozo Mitsubishi Suzuki Daisuki KidFuckers all suck and don't kick ass.
>>111252941Never gonna happen, he's a sad cunt insideShould have just retired after RIP and found peace in a comfy rural life with his wife and children
all japanese bands are bad
>>111253029shut up grindgru
>>111253000Repulsion SUCKSNapalm death SUCKSAsSUCK, need I say any more?Pig destroyer is okayPunkgrind sucksDeathgrind sucksNO RIFFS
>>111253029But you know thats untrue
>>111253092>Repulsion and Napalm Death are bad>Pig Destroyer is goodi don't even need to say anything>>111253098i'm not listening to this shit it's japanese
i am 5'7i am NOT a manleti love mogadeth
Post 10/10 thrashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjoVw1YmSnkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8U38lTcq8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMrXd1D1bKQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxueiQWBdTshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k-KjSJTpw4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooyRv1CNFLw
>>111253029American metalpunks wish they had a tenth of the sovl https://youtu.be/OgENmGF3k-w>>111253116*Indistinguishable riffles mumbling noise*OI M8 MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS ARE INTERRUPTING MY MASTURBATION*kakakakakakaka**a bunch more shitty riffs with the norf fc guy having alzheimers over it*
>>111253152>G.I.S.M>Good>Only judging the ND output with Lee as if their Barney era stuff isn't infinitely better in every wayngmi
>>111253116>missing out on Butcher ABC, Unholy Grave, Gore Beyond Necropsy, Friendship, Reek of the Unzen Gas Fumes...I genuinely thought better of you
oh i was sure metal thread too cool to have tripfags
>>111253167>Butcher ABCdon't care>Unholy GraveAgathocles but shittier>Gore Beyond Necropsycool name but they made an album with merzbow so they're bad>Friendshipdon't care>Reek of the Buns and Ass Coomliteral diapercybergrind
>>111253162Barney era ND is redundant and shit. The entire appeal of grindcore and ND in particular was already fulfilled during their '80s tenure: spastic retardation over hardcore punk played 3 times as fast. Once Barney joined, they became boring.
>>111253162Ok brb I'm gonna listen to the entire discography of a band I dont like Not! ;)
>>111253203>Barney era ND is redundant and shit. The entire appeal of grindcore and ND in particular was already fulfilled during their '80s tenure: spastic retardation over hardcore punk played 3 times as fast. Once Barney joined, they became boring.nope. you're wrong. you're done. you're fired, bitch. you're washed. you're done with. you're mad. you're a mad ghetto hoodrat.
How do you guys keep track of all these sub-genres.
>>111253200And once again a tripfag proves he knows nothing
>>111251004Really tasteful one-man meloshit https://youtu.be/bBeL_4nzAek
>>111252730>enjoy pop music and italo discoBased italo disco enjoyer. This is the natural endgame for the open minded extreme metal fan. For me, it's techno and classical minimalism/serialism
>>111253270The designated genre text file of course
>>111251970>dave stops trying to sing>song becomes goodmany such cases...
i don't care how good a band is if they're from the asian continent/japan (with the exception of bands from the middle east or hindustan, those are fine) i will not listen to them
>>111253270They sound different and half of them are made up on the spot anyway. Like I said punkgrind earlier but no one actually says that I dont think. >>111253312Ok
>>111253287metal has an easy route to italo-disco:darksynth (very metal influenced) -> synthwave -> spacesynth -> italo-disco
>>111253000>GIRLDICKlegit would be a great grind band name>>111253092It's literally 100% riffs, nigger
Grindgru having dogshit opinions on grind, stinking up the thread once again. Won't allow themselves to enjoy DA and PD because they are too popular and only fags listen to them :((
Metalcore for racists
holy shit why did none of you tell me about this
>>111253360>Grindgru having dogshit opinions on grindt. tourist>Won't allow themselves to enjoy DA...because they are too popular and only fags listen to them if i wanted to hear gay falsie mathshit i'd put on Converge or a Car Bomb record>PDI like Book Burner and Phantom Limb, it's just that their two "essential" records are overrated.
You know its bad when you start missing Nukklear Erection
>>111253361i listen to metalcore and it's a lot better than arghoslent
>>111253339Post girldick.Also the riffs are not very good and the sound is monotonous and not very exciting like gridlink and t.o.o.h.>>111253361Actual metalcore for racists:https://youtu.be/8yX6zBPOVWc>>111253381Converge sucks. Psyopus is best mathshit. The Number Twelve Looks Like You were second best.https://youtu.be/N3sS8m9tS-U
>>111253312>likes crust and grind>won't listen to jap bandsyou played yourself
>>111253361Argh! Soilent>>111253444based myspace era white belt grind enjoyersawtooth grin are another of my faves in that styleq
>>111253377Overrated, maybe two good songs on the album, already a commercial product that sold because of branding, like Number of the Beast
>>111253517I want to like sawtooth grin and cloacal kiss more because of the vocalist but it doesn't do a lot for me. I'm pretty sure "whitebelt" is some RYM tranny classification. They try to call it "sass" too and imply it had to do with homosexuality.
>>111253615 bucko if you dont even know about the script to detect samefags kust silence yourself
>>111253628>posts baits>no one bites it>replies to himself with more bait to see with anyone bites it this time
>>111253737how the hell is this off-topic lel
I don't understand how someone can like grindcore but disregard all the great grind releases from Japan, feels tone deaf
>>111253545Sass is new and retroactivewhite belt/ski lodge is what we called it in 2004t. oldfag who doesn't use rym
I vaguely remember one anon wanting to write a fanfic about Mirai avenging the death of Euro
>>111253876i genuinely hate weeaboos and their circlejerks so much that i refuse to consume any media coming from japan. there is no other reason.>>111253899>>111253545sass/whitebelt/whatever the fuck was never good
Don't you knowSo sick of you The things you say The things you do Say don't you knoooow IIIIM SO SICK OF YOU THE THINGS TOU SAAAY THE THINGS YOU DO
>>111253844he named them
PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING
>>111254021I love 7H Target so much, bros
>>111254021MY LIFESTYLEDETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLEseriously though whos idea was it to replace the snare with a marching band tom
>>111254021>mellow harsherbased, love their output as limited as it may beanyways, you should add this album to the chart
>>111254021this is fucking WACKY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRWZx7f1Nck
>>111254021does this counthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cACyJ81tvH8
>>111254060>whos idea was itwho do you think
>>111254181>>111254060oh fuck wrong pic lol
>>111254068>says whitebelt sucks>posts combatwoundedvetchoose one lil niggagreat album though
>>111254194>>111254181I hate that tranny so much it's unreal
>>111254143I'm digging this track, anon.
>>111254242there is something so captivating about that snare...
>>111251004There's something special about this record.
>>111251024tfw you'll never experience hearing this as a 15 year old again
>>111251257Black metal and nu-metal fans
>>111254741>nu-metal fansDo they even exist anymore? I mean outside of listening to Korn for nostalgia purposes and stuff?
>>111252730all within the span of 2 years, I'm sure. enjoying your tour?
>>111254753>Do they even exist anymore?Yes but the youngest ones are pushing 30
>>111251004death metal would be a lot more popular if people got introduced to it through swedeath instead of shitty florida DM
>>111254832Deicide shits all over that style-over-substance nonsense
>>111254832>DUDE BOSS HM-2 LMAO
>>111254876no HM-2s were used in the recording of that album thoughit's just a good old boss SD-1
>>111254832>posts the most mids overrated swedeathwhat did he mean by this?
is there any big muff/fuzzbox metal? i would like to hear it if it exists.
>>111254948Isn't that the entirety of stoner doom? Or am I thinking of the wrong type of distortion pedal?
>>111254876this but unironically
>>111254962maybe? idk. i haven't really tried with any "stoner" metal in a long time because those genres are clearly full of indicucks and im a sativa nigga myself.
>>111254948you cant palm mute with fuzz so its only cringe stoner and doom shit
>>111255003Fair. I guess go listen to Come my Fanatics by Electric Wizard and explore from there.
>>111251004i just saw five (5!!!) rabbits in my backyardlife is good
https://youtu.be/wP-1Fdktbrk?t=33you man enough to go to a beatdown show /metal/?
releasing metal past age 35 is a surefire way to ruin your legacy, at least under the same band name. you're better off fading into obscurity so a bunch of fat greasy men can scream for you at a festival in 20 years
>>111255271this take seems a bit noncerous
>>111254832I don't know what to do with this take. On the one hand, yeah the stockholm sound stuff is great, on the other hand, death metal IS about as popular is it can be, but it comes in the form of "deathcore" and shit like that. Then again what do I know, I'm in my 30s now. Maybe the teens are finally ALL listening to rap
>>111255271true. however, trick is to have 1 good song per album you create so that for future concerts you can still play your 80% oldies and 20% can be slightly fresh things that people won't hate
>>111255253This is my hometown lol. Been to tons of shows like this. (Don't live there any more though.)Check this Gulch vid from that same venue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3zwzXc392c
>>111255253I'm the fat guy with tatts punching the crowdMiss shows like this
>>111255308BasedDidn't realise the vocalist was such a manlet lol I guess that's how he looks so ripped
>>111255343post jaw>>111255308bay area scene is so fucking stupid, filled with the largest egos around. everyone wants to be and look cool god fucking DAMN do i hate californiai've liked gulch for awhile now, i never realized they were so popular. their shit on spotify has like a million+ views, same with most of the bay area shit like sunami, foghorn, etc.
>>111255253>guy in corpsepaint>guy in boxing gloves>guy in a pirate suit>guy in pajamasObscene Extreme do be lookin different
this shit sounds like a bunch of fukkin worms became sapient and decided to form a deathcrust band to let humanity know how much they hate us
>>111255408I don't have too big of a problem with the Bay Area scene, but I'm not super big into it since moving back in 2016 (only visit once or twice a year now so hardly see how the local stuff is anymore). Two of my friends play in some grind bands and it seems there's a small grind scene coming up (or there was at some point) which is cool.Miss when my friends and I would get in scuffles with crowdkillers like >>111255343 though. Good times.
is there a good source for obtaining music digitally without having to torrent? some of the cds for the bands i'm listening to have atrocious pricing
>>111255534scene here kind of went a little away from grind over the years, starting to see a ton of more PV/hardcore/beatdown nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X4TvRFVhDEband thats kinda blown up lately
>>111255253this is just slam without gurgle bree bree vocals
>>111255573God I fucking hate this band. I was just clicking through shit on the gore grinder channel and had the misfortune of hearing their most recent album. it's just riffless shrieking nonsense that's totally disjointed and has no flow to it for the sheer sake of muh brootality. I don't mind more erratic and offkilter bands on principle (mellow harsher and combatwoundedveteran are great) but SxDx is just style over substance garbage and on top of that they are both women and from Japan, making it 50x as worse.
is there such a thing as OSDM with modern production?
made the mistake of accidentally unhiding the tripfags postcan i have a rec for this horrible feeling
>>111255408>>111255499Went cruising around youtube to find some of the Bay Area grind and grind-adjacent bands. Some semi-decent stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_AokY3iNkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnllA3iZwaMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBowBSFdYvMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYkuNUyDcPgPablo Escobar were a lot of fun live. The band would dress up in tommy bahama shirts and the vocalist would dress like a miami coke dealer and would open a briefcase and throw little baggies filled with sugar into the crowd to look like he was throwing cocaine around. Fun dudes.
>>111255714yeah, i'll rec my foot up yer ass
Did someone say /slam/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLD8ojYeKkw
>>111255308Is the Peace and Justice House at number 56?
>>111252232They just arePic related, Helloween's best record after Keeper of the Seven Keys II
>>111250954Made a Grind thread >>111255371
>>111255710any Asphyx album past 2009captcha: 4ygay
>>111255977good, keep your stinky music out of here
>>111255856Not sure. It's like 2 blocks from the downtown library though.
>>111256022all metal is inherently stinky
>>111256109Zoomies love grind tho. It's the most politically correct genre of extreme music afterall.
>>111256122where do you retards get this shit lmao grind is like 40 years oldZoomers like animals as leaders and polyphia
>>111256122:/ idk I feel like that's only as true as it is punk, but it exists on a spectrum btw death metal and hardcore. ANb isn't politically correct, nor Anal Cunt>>111256149exactly
>>111251477I had a dream once that Varg was my uncle and he whooped my ass
>>111255992yeah I thought of asphyx but was looking for something more. a lot OSDM revival mimic both the music and the production so I was interested to see if there was some OSDM that didn't try to mimic the old "JCM800 with bass and gain on 10 recorded through a potato" tone
>>111253132>violencethe singer has no rhythm for shit in that album>VoivodNothingface is better>CoronerNo more color and punishment for decadence are betterGonna listen to the other albums
i like the album but what the shit do any of these lyrics mean
>>111256235There's so fucking much... Do you like Incantation? Try Malignant Altarhttps://youtu.be/VvoYG1xC6-Y
>>111256122>It's the most politically correct genre of extreme music afterallthe whole of the gore and porngrind scenes, cripple bastards, and anal cunt would like to know your location
>slamchadsgenerally smell really good, nice, sexy, cute, funny, pleasure to be around>punksout of a job, smell like burnt piss>grinddorkslol, just lol
>>111256294>out of a job, smell like burnt pissGrindtrannies fit the bill too
https://youtu.be/iLQuDVvJ4OE?t=13I REPEAT, SLAMCHADS HAVE SEX AND SMELL LIKE FRENCH WINE. THERE IS A REASON WHY GRINDDORKS AND YOU OTHER SMELLY FREAKS EITHER PLAY IN THE WOODS BY YOURSELVES OR ARE STUCK IN A BASEMENT SOMEWHERE PLAYING TO 20 GUYS IN DENIM VESTS WHO SMELL LIKE PUKEBLAM BLAM BLAM
YOU NEVER TAKE A BATHSICK(SICK)OF YOU
slam is just bdm with more toughguy hardcore grooveshit and less actual riffs
>>111256344that build + riff from 1:40 onwards is actually so sick lel
14 SHOTS WITH A BEER AS A CHASERFOLLOW IT UP WITH A MIND ERASER
Jesus H Tapdancing Christ nailed to a stick, this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard.
>>111256344these niggas definitely smell like tacos (based)
>>111256344Couldn't ever argue against the sheer VRIL these illiterates embody
Why does groove filter metaltards so much?
>>111256420because it fucking sucksthe only way for you to be able to listen to a groove metal album from start to finish is by turning your brain offit is a singles-oriented genre
>>111256416>(based)spat my drink out, thanks ese
>>111256435Did you get bullied by a guy in a Devildriver fan or something?
>>111256344Holy shit this is ten years old now: https://youtu.be/mSQnJkvLeAk
>>111256435but the best Entombed album is grooveshit
>>111256239That destruction album is pretty fucking dope, tho I hate that singer.Division Speed has pretty cool solos and dope riffs, gonna listen to it more later.Hexenhaus kinda reminds me of testament, mostly because of their rhythm and tuning.I'm gonna post some cool albums of more known bands that people don't pay attention to them.https://youtu.be/7rBZ8APalYMhttps://youtu.be/rAGr37foKK8https://youtu.be/dBeqJAXRUPIhttps://youtu.be/8nNtQo0z1Cw
>>111256479I love house shows so much bros
>>111256512I saw Power Trip at a house show about a decade ago and these two Mexican dudes assaulted me. One of them ODd on pills later and his mom found him. Classic times
When did Metalstorm start removing NS bands? What a cringe site. Even RYM isn't that trans
>>111256479i had to throw out my OG xibalba HLM shirt awhile ago, surprised me too that they kind of blew up around 2011/2012, feels like just yesterdayreminds me of that genre that kinda died out that had bands like xrepresentx, GHOSTXSHIP, thick as blood, etc.
Sanguisugabogg is the only thing new near slam that I really have been digging: https://youtu.be/SV3XQJ1WEcs
>>111256481death n roll is not groove shit you poser faggot
>>111256663"death n roll" is a meme. deathened grooveshit is still grooveshit.
>>111256679if you seriously think wolverine blues is the same genre as Laid to Rest and Vulgar Display of Power you should just stop listening to metal
>>111256679jfc bro having this many bad opinions and a trip is a thing for sure
>>111256698>Laid to Rest and Vulgar Display of PowerHonestly is this even really a genre. Can we be honest and just call it a brief moment of Pantera worship in the 2000s or something
>>111256698i don't care if it doesn't sound exactly like Pantera or Lamb of God, cloud rat sounds absolutely nothing like repulsion and both are still grind. "death n roll" is just deathened groove metal. if that's what you guys wanna call that style then go ahead, but i refuse to pretend it's not grooveshit when it clearly is.
why are people responding to him lol just filter and move on holy fuck
>>111256788https://youtu.be/CKoXcJaylAoOnly posers haven't seen this
>>111256797Only diapershitters have seen it
>>111256713>Honestly is this even really a genre.unfortunately yes. there's also Prong, Grip. Inc, Machine Head, early Fear Factory, White Zombie, Merauderit's like nu metal without the experimental elements
>>111256941Numetal/buttrock are almost as diaper-friendly as thrash
New Ozzy Singlehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APR-dtUZMx4
>>111257227I'm not clicking that diaperlink
>>111257227CAN YOU FUCKING STOP POSTING YOUTUBE PREMIUM LINKS HOLY SHIT
Thrash is the best metal to drink to and you cannot prove me otherwise, infact I would suggest you don't even try
>>111256941Rob is the living proof being a wigger is not the worst thing that can happen to you
>>111256981The Big 4 was a mistake
>>111257418this is the one redeeming value of pizza thrash imo
>>111257551i just realized municipal waste were still a band, i never listened to anything after AoP and assumed they would have fizzled out but nope they're still bigger than everneato
>>111252941then he shouldn't have pussied out and made countdown to extinction.
I'm out of my gourd on edibles and just cracked my first beer of the arvo. Metal for this based feel? Picrel is my cat
>>111257227Wait, he still alive? I want to read black sabbath worships and holywars when he dies
grind chart (basically tiers not really in order)judge me faggots
>>111258663Todd Jones from Nails e-mailed me once because he was mad that I told my friend I heard he was a cop and Jay Randall from Agoraphobic Nosebleed retweeted it. He was really worried what the grindcore community would think. Nails sucks.
>>111258726screenies or it didn't happen
>>111258739lol I'm glad I could still find it
>>111258765LOL okay if this isn't bullshit it's actually pretty funny
>>111258792there's so much more but honestly reading through it all again I'd feel like a dick for posting it all and I have a feeling it would 100% get back to me even though it was literally ten years ago. I will post this one thing though
>>111251004how the fuck is it so good
>>111258815>That tweet hurt our band in ways that I'll never know.
can't fucking sleep
>>111251683>>111253200>>111256923>>111256981>>111257313Christ shut up about diapers already. You’re like /v/ is with the tranny obsession.
kek. dave made this place seethe. hahaha
>>111252853that was the creepiest shit liked it, thanks
list of good music>nu>industrial>grind>deathgrind>cybergrind>djentustrial>sludge>turbosludge>post>doom>core>noise>groove>alt>funk>slamlist of bad music>heavy>thrash>black>death>deathcore>hardcore>post-core>djent>prog>power>glam>hair>drone>atmospheric>melodic>technical>gaze>fusion>chaotic>transcendental>depressive>brutal>beatdown>war>crossover>blackened>stoner>viking>pirate>folk>gothic>jam>avant-garde>speed>crust>d-beat>grunge>shred>symphonic>funeral>math>mince>sass>powerviolence>southern>classic>blues>dungeon-synth>psychobilly>emo>skramz
Dave should have let Jason redo David's parts and not the session guy who replaced him during the 00s.Somewhere out there, both James and Lars are keking to oblivion at this JUST album.
>>111259412>list of good music>nustopped reading there
>>111259599pleb status: filtered
Wait what happened with Megadeth? Was The Sick the Dying and the Dead shitty like Super Collider?
>>111258765lmao fucking based. I'm gonna start telling everyone he's a cop
>>111258726>He was really worried what the grindcore community would thinkFucking WHY? It's not like the grindcore scene is some spooky kvlt club.Is it because he talks all tough shit on You Will Never Be One Of Us and then for someone to suggest he himself is not one of them upset his LARP sense?
>>111258816It's awesome. I prefer the more straight up hardcore styled melodeath but jester race really pushed the limit of how epic but still catchy melodeath can be. It's really creative and experimental without going so far up its own ass to become prog or avant garde. Easily one of the top 3 records of the genre
>>111254021Thank you for this chart
>not even 300 posts/trad doom/ what are you doing
>>111259742Not even out yet, just one meh single
>>111259879I had to do it before it turned into another dave diaper general. I apologise, it annoys me too
>>111260600>/TRADDOOM/ is a diaperposterAll hope is lost
>>111253098>>111254832>>111253265>>111255979Best blastings of the threadGrindgru gets one (You) per thread from now on
>>111250977Hi summer friend.
Dir en grey sucks.
everyones taste in this general is dogshit and I feel bad for you
post 10/10 albums
>>111264678Fucking love this album, best In Flames album
>>111264703>Best in Flames albumhidden album is better