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Kohanic Charmers by Grand Belial's Key
>>110497983MOOOOOOOOM THESE CHRISTMAS CARDS ARE DRIVING ME CUH-RAAAAAAY-ZEEEEEEE THEY'RE MAKING ME SO AAAAAAANGRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>110497983belle delphine is the only good egirl the rest are shitty copies
WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTIN'?
Black metal is inherently inbred
>>110498029Didn't he have a hot older daughter with someone else? Asking for a friend.
BOLT THROWER SUCKKREATOR SUCKSODOM SUCKDEATH SUCK
THIS IS NOW A THOR THREADhttps://youtu.be/1zoeDJVoXVA
https://youtu.be/B1zp-QxflgMMetal with this vibe?
rec really uplifting/motivational metal songs about optimism, self-empowerment, etc...a lot of power metal seems like the most obvious routepic related and masterplan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUunegkN2FE) are good so far
>>110498029>mfw these kids are all going to grow up as odin-worshipping freaks who believe stabbing your friends to death is fine if you disagree with their politicsi guess it's better than letting them go to swedish (or french) public schools
>>110497983Metal or not? Better than Hendrix desu.
>>110498092melodic metalcore like As I Lay Dying, All That Remains, Killswitch Engage Shadows Falls etc seems like your best betor just blast In Flames - Clayman it's uplifting as fuck
>>110498097not metal itself but metal influential
>>110498097not metal, but Ace Frehley was massively influential to metal guitarists
>>110498146how many metalcore albums have you listened to from start to finish?
>>110498094Fuck off. He was a perverse communist that planned to knock Varg out with a stun gun.
>>110498009>>110498016Maybe like when she started out but she's just milking the last bit of the cash cows she still has, she profits mostly off of the youthful look and it won't be sustainable heading into the next five years or so. I see Belle's fate later in life ultimately being a crackhead who lives on the streets or a poor anorexic prostitute. Or both.
>>110498097Yes, it is heavy metal and anyone claiming it's glam rock is a retarded hipster. Also, not better than Hendrix.
>>110498118bro at least play good metalcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBxsxF4Q2Y
>Varg said it, therefore it must be truelmao
>>110498167even if varg is telling the truth, it's plainly obvious that his kids are gonna grow up with the moral conscience of a 2nd scandinavian pirate - which means that they'll be essentially psychos by our current standards
>>110498167>source: just trust me broVarg is certifiably insane and shouldn't have childrenHe's provided no actual evidence of this supposed plot but people like (you) who follow him eat it up anywayHe's a psychopath
>>110498167Asgard should have a god of cringe and his name should be Varg.
New album by S
>>110498197are you a pleb?
>>110498175>>110498064>>110498092Grand Belial's Key - Kohanic Charmers
>YEAH DYE EM BLACK
>>110498200>>110498201Varg is based fuck off nerds
>>110498214Never heard of em
>>110498184>>110498190>>110498197there's more riffs in a single Shadows Fall album than in GBK's entire discography
fuck you metalfags
>>110498251sry what bro
Kreator has a new release in June. Album called Hate Uber Alles. three tracks are available so far on Amazon. Sounds pretty good. These guys are better with age. They never stopped.
There's more quality riffs in one GBK song than all of metal combined
>>110498251i dont know what shadows fall or gbk is but they are probably shit
>>110498186Yeah, he is. He was the only one there that night and knows the score.>>110498200>living on a ranch makes you a piratelmao Euroshits have lost their way.>>110498201>shouldn't have childrenYeah well he already has children so get over it.
>>110498094>Euronymous was a whack job who helped drive Death to suicide and then took pictures of his corpse for marketing purposes, going as far as putting props near him and moving his body>kept bone fragments of his skull like a weirdo>literally conspired to kill Varg>people still defend him for some reason like he was a swell guy and Varg just randomly killed him for no reasonI'll never understand it.
>>110498289>living on a ranch makes you a piratedumbass ameritard, i'm talking about the ancient and medieval scandinavian barbarians that Varg worships
>>110498029I just googled DNST3, and saw a picture of your family.
>>110498201>and shouldn't have childrenGood thing you don't (won't), schizo.
>>110498355>nooooo you can't teach your children about your culturekek this commie fag deserved it.
>>110498458Why did he dress as a whore?
>>110498527 He was a poopdick enthusiast
>>110498458if by "your culture" you mean a bunch of sick barbarians who performed human sacrifices and did nothing but rape and pillage for centuries until the romans and christians taught them how to behave, no, you can't.
https://youtu.be/CASxmt8CC7g>mfw the guitars hit
Brutal Blackened Death Glitch Schizobabble Jesus music
>>110498029Jesus christ look at the size of Maries tits.
>>110498670Mad because those (((church's))) mysteriously burned down?
>>110498746Got a name? Google gave me nothing.
>makes the tranny seethe
>>110498002Bradley, clean your room now! It's a pig sty!
>>110498323Hellhammer refused to remove Varg's bass from DMDS, despite Euronymous' family's request. Neither him nor Necrobutcher mourn the guy.Then there is Fenriz:>Also I’d love to see Varg Vikernes of BURZUM released from jail, because he’s the greatest man I’ve met to even die by his hand is an honour.
>>110498331And Charlie is outside the container...
>>110498860that's what being constantly pregnant for the last 15 years will do>>110498874>can't even write churches
Revisiting the DsO discography made me realize how much their new album dissapoints my soul damn, i gave it 4/5 in the first weeks after 6 listens maxnow, i am just listening FAS, god this single song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Ji-Wzb4RE is better than all the 47 misfurtune of mid paced low energy that The Long Defeat is.gonna give the new album 3,4/5 now fr, just bcz i love them
>>110498029ah, the resident pedo is posting children and projecting again.
>just found out The Black Dahlia Murder vocalist dieddid people really care about this shitty Myspace-core band past 2007?
Just watched it on .5 speed to soak in the critical points, so good
What is the metal equivalent of spamming the N-word in the chat box?
>>110499175you look like a fag
>>110499175Fucking 2 hours fag2 FUCKING HOURS for a mediocre album
>>110499175A lot of dedication for an album with two barely good songs
>>110499210spamming the n-word in the chat box
>>110499210pick slide after a sweet riff
>>110498886Band: Reuerorum Ibn Malacht aka Reverorum Ib MalachAlbum: Vacuum. The Mystery of Faith. We Proclaim Your Death Oh Lord, and Profess Your Resurrection, Until You Come Again. Förlåtelse och Levitation.
>>110498746>The band dubs their genre as "Roman Catholic Black Metal".Kek I'm in for a ride I guess
>>110498219UUUUUU DYE EM BLAAEEEECK
>>110498458is this what peak kvlt status looks like
>>110499713metal didn't need savinguhhh based!
>>110498949>Hellhammer refused to remove Varg's bass from DMDSHe told Euro's family he was going to re-record the bass tracks but released it anyways kek
>>110499753>competent drummer, bassist, guitarist and songwriterThis atmoshitter mogs the entire modern black metal scene.
>>110497983Life Metal you say?
Is Olivia Rodrigo metal?
any more like this
>>110497990Definitely, definitely, definitely BASED
>>110500325Take the original cover in HD, fren
>>110498009That's right. She has changed too much for my taste from when she started though, and the fact that it's become apparent that she's just doing and saying whatever her bf tells her is off-putting too.
>>110499477...was like FUGGIN the dead
>>110499867Her tits are
>>110498009I lost all interest once I saw her get fucked desu not a prude or anything, just what more could I ask for?
Expected this to be run of the mill average Scandinavian black metal. It’s actually very good.Recommend
God I hate you black metal tards
>everyone said i would grow out of metal>i actually did
Good metal>Arghoslent >NSBMBad metal >Everything else
>>110500596>mfw nothing sounds good anymore unless it was recorded in the 70s on top-of-the-line Gibsons and Korg keyboards; is inspired by classical music with lyrics lifted from LOTR, Hindu philosophy, and enjoying a sunny day at the public park playing chess with an old man
>>110500669for me its king gizzabout all i listen to these days
>>110500675I see that you're an insufferable faggotI am somewhat of an insufferable faggot as well
>>110500572That’s ok, only black metal enjoyers are human, and humans do not care about the opinions of non-humans
>>110499803he does except for esoctrilihum and pd'h is still active. he certainly beats him in productivity these days though
>>110500675>king gizzrats nest is still top tier
fuck off idiots metalfags
>>110498175I think she looks better now
is Godsmack metal? I listen to them when I workout. Am in the metal club or nah?
>>110501417if you have to ask then the answer is no
>>110501444based trips of truth
>>110501417hard rock / alternative rockI completely forgot about them, used to listen to this all the time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3TsxJut7I
>>110501470underrated band for sure their dscogroagphy has great shit
>>110501469cringe trips poser
>>110501417It's metal but it's mostly bad, we don't talk about it
>>110501609shit goes hard
>>110497983Awful editionI hate women so fucking much
>>110498155None because it fucking sucks
>>110498032and here i was thinking everyone on /mu/ was cringe
>>110501417closer to nu metal than metal i believe. but it's a door to metal. i for one making my second post ever in this inevitable shithole welcome your choice of heavy.
>>110500669Especially now, since it's summer.
>>110499103you know what you're getting, whether you like it or not. there is something i respect about keeping the same sound for years. saw them just a month ago or so, whole room was hyped and they delivered. they just picked a formula and fucking stuck to it. >suicideclassic
HOPE DISAPPEARSIN THE MERCHANT RUDDER'S WAKE
LET THE END BEGIN
>>110501964maybe 5 years ago but these days r9k is simp central station
God damn I love Grand Belial's Key
This is the only metal album i like, their other albums are shit
Demilich - Nespithe
>Hee-hee anon, do you STILL listen to that "medal" music? It's so silly, you are silly! Hahaha.What do you answer?
>>110502446good job anon, you have a shit taste!
the superior GBK album
>>110502464I would ask her why a 12 year old is talking to me.
>>110502492nonstop riffs. I'm torn between J.A and this one
>>110502464I would ask her why a female is talking to me.
>>110502492I never got this one, the riffs feel so janky. Like the riffs are all great but put together randomly.JA had it too but to a lesser extent, but it's probably why Kosherat is my favourite as it feels like the most cohesive and polished.
GBK is overrated as fuck. Or is it just few autists posting same albums over and over?
you all sucks metalfags
>>110502000SLEEP WITH THE DEADCARGO STOWEDLEFT TO ROT
redpill me on RYM
>>110502873No, (You) suck!
>>110502961Don't trust it
>>110502961What the fuck is there to be redpilled on RYM?It's just a ratings site, and is filled with the people who will actively rate albums 0/10 because they don't like the politics etc.It's just a more normie MA when it comes to metal, but both of them with equally shit taste.
what are some good pentatonic solos outside of Zakk Wylde?
Gorguts - Obscura
>>110503041Metallica's last album
have you checked out a band on someone's t-shirt?
>>110503132I've never seen someone wear a shirt of a band I didn't know already, unless it was a shirt where you couldn't make out the name from a distance.
>>110497990I had plans to post this myself.
>>110502823It's good but yeah, it's mostly a handful of guys spamming it excessively in order to be ebin trolls
>>110502464Wtf get the fuck away from me you disgusting child
>>110502464i'd smack her in the fooken 'ead
>>110498029What the actual fuck
do you gays like live albums?
Sodom - Persecution Mania
>>110500669have you tried 1990s ASIA?
>>110503296Is that your uncle's price bull?
>>110503296who dis dude?
take the money and run
>>110501417Weakest of bait man
>>110503296Overdoing it with the makeup, looks like a disproportionate toy
bunch of simps itt
>>110502424Just listened, they’re boring and dude’s voice is annoying. Listen to classic metal
>>110501417this is heavier than gobsmackhttps://youtu.be/v7UGBDBbPjI
BESTOW UPON ME KNOWLEDGEWIZARD- ALL KNOWING ALL WISEI WANT TO RULE THIS KINGDOMMAKE SWEET THE BREEZE NOW DEFILED
>>110498017this riffs harder than GBKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP5NmYMSNH0
Sometimes when I
i never particularly cared for GBK but arghoslent is one of my favorite bands
YOU SEE US COMINGAND YOUALTOGETHER RUN FOR COVER
appalling spawn > lykathea aflame
Made for GBK
Black Metal is a sub-genre of Death Metal
Metal is a subgenre of Black Metal
the relationship between black metal and death metal is like between a square and the rectangleEvery square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square, therefore every black metal band has its root in death metal, but not every death metal is black metal
black metal is a KISS worship genre
>>110503545Maybe if she had a penis that was shaped like an ice-cream cone
>>110503559>therefore every black metal band has its root in death metalBlack Metal came primarily from Thrash you dolt.
>>110503566checked for truth. especially that kiss sucks
>>110503570"no". black metal emerged from death metal in norway. the so-called first wave of black metal was only black in name, but not the style, imagery and lyrics
the "black" from black metal stems from black metallers' love for black cocks
>>110503588checked again for truth. how do you do it?
>>110503387UPLOADED BY A TRANNY LOL NICE SONG BRO
>>110503626he's shilling his channel
>>110503675GBK hater and a tranny, yep checks out
heavier than any metal albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsY-s47_C8
>>110503675>>110503687not my channel, and i don't hate GBK.
Black metal with swedeath guitars?
Winter - Into Darkness
>listens to Sabaton once
>>110503908MAN AND MACHINE AND NOTHING THERE IN BETWEENTHE FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIATHE SKY AND A PLANE, THIS MAN COMMANDS HIS DOMAINTHE WESTERN FRONT AND ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA!
rhythm guitar > lead guitar
>>110503908>listens to Ozzy Osbourne once
>>110503976is that the king?
>>110504013>listens to Primus once
>>110504021this really has my pork soda bubbling
>>110504026>listens to Meatloaf once
>>110504037this really has me like a bat out of hell
>>110504153>listens to Gorguts once
>>110504197this board is dead
https://youtu.be/K-SeMpqXovsgoddang broken hope slaps
non-melodic metal is soulless garbage.
melodic metal is soulless garbage.
metal is soulless garbage.
Do you think Varg would fuck my tight little bussy if I asked nicely???
>>110504533are you blond? do you have blue eyes? if so then yes.
Grand Belial's Key - Mocking The Philanthropist
>>110504533I might. Post ankles inshallah.
>>110504533He's a sub, sorry
i spent money i shouldn't have spent on three giant flags for my tiny roomlike was it a bad idea ? obviously yes because it was like the last of my spendable moneyi just wanted my room to feel more comfy and i'm wicked depressedpic rel , i also got an incantation and a molested one
>>110504908>arghoslent>incantation>molestedgreat taste, sir. money well spent
>>110504908>i just wanted my room to feel more comfy and i'm wicked depressedYeah because being broke but your room have a few edgy flags is going to be a good solution to that.I like the flags I guess, but you're still a retard.
>>110504960yeah my cognitive function and general decision making is not in pristine shape at this point in my life desu
>>110504908It wasn't a bad idea, chuds deserve to live in extreme poverty
>>110504908Nice taste bro I got the same Arghoslent flag hanging in my home gym
>>110505003pretty sick band in all respectspretty hard to find a black/death metal band that fuggin>gallopsas fuckin cleanly as the argos
>>110498155Like, 6 or 7. I liked Periphery.
>>110504866Did he really?so cringe
>>110505003>tfw the shitty ice cream riff hits exactly when you are hitting a new 5 pound curl PR
>ice cream riffWhat is this neologism?
>>110505166A riff that is as tasty as an ice cream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdsMP92qhB0&t=106s
>>110505203miss him miss him miss him
>>110505166Negru's latest forced meme
>>110505267shut the fuck up faggot
>>110505307Based and Cavernpilled
Slaughter - Strappado
>>110504908Great band; great message.
>>110505166diaper galloping riffs
>>110505166riffs as tasty as ice cream
>>110498029>5 girls >2 boyslow T semen confirmed
>>110498388those digits know what do do about that kek
>>110502492The latest one feels like a continuation of this one desu, hence why I enjoy it so fucking much. They're both mindblowing.
>>110498017Fuck you I liked it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUV0shPbvvI
>>110498017How can other bands even compete?
>>110497983Are we dead?
>>110506491DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOU'RE GONNA DIE
>>110498029Damn that's a lot of Vargsdottirs
>>110498029varg is going to be a decrepit grandpa when the baby is 20
what do you like so much about these greasy emos? I don't get itWOaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooggggggghhhhhhhh damn I got the chills listening to that and some depressive shit on the background, that shit is deep guys woooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgggghHHHHHHHHH shieeet man I gotta go to their concert and shit fucking lol kys
>>110506280cannibal corpse hasnt been good since evisceration plague and theyre on of my favorite bands. here is the objective rankinghttps://rateyourmusic.com/list/AnalogGore/cannibal-corpse-albums-ranked/
>>110505166there is a subset of autists in the metal general that have to force a meme at any given time, they need attention, they cannot think in any terms other than forced memes. Talking about diapers isnt good enough for them. They must force more memes
Anybody know where i can find a flac download of this album?Don`t wanna buy the cd if i don`t have too, can`t find a torrent or a way to pay for a download.
>>110507164Weird, can't find downloads but vinyl seems possible.I've only seen 320kbps rather than FLAC. I don't use slsk though so maybe that's your best bet?
>>110506770Cringe profile LMAO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>HEBBY MEDUL, HEBBY MEDUL>HEBBY MEDUL SAMURAIIIIIIIII
>>110506389By not being tone deaf and incapable of crafting melodies
>>110506770Violence Unimagined is their best album since Kill. EP was mediocre desu and all the albums between Kill and VU has maybe 5-6 good songs.
>>110507513>melodieslmao what a faggot
>>110506770>Gallery of Suicide that low
Challenge: don't mention subgenres for a month
Brutal slamming funkgrind
Metal peaked here, prove me wrong
>>110507724What else are we supposed to give each other shit about?
>>110507724Who are you favorite METAL bands? I like Visigoth, Disgorge, and Goatpenis. Got any more recs for some METAL bands I may like?
>>110498746Based Reverorum poster.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACv_zSpGAqQ
>>110507841I like Iron Maiden, Gridlink, and Cryptopsy.
Hit bump limit, time to make a new one already.
>>110501417I'd say hard rock or nu-metal >>110501553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouSRDRtLD7IThey know how to make catchy stuff, hit a solo, and get out. Hard to go wrong with them.