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Fuck Fenriz edition
old >>108161639
faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
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BLASTING?
in my usual quest for half decent DSBM, this is not doing much for me
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Booba.
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Been on a bit of a Suffocation kick lately. Listened to this album twice at work last night. Probably gonna do the same with Pierced from Within tonight.
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>ugly
>fat
>smelly
>stupid
>victim complex
>has no opinions on his own, literal NPC
Imagine being bongman. Biggest poser I've ever seen. Stick to gay shit like weezer.
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>>108183649
Not bad but I was listening to Sum 41. I'm more based than you.
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>>108183649
>tfw just can't get into Suffocation
I like their shit, but I don't end up wanting to spam them non-stop like the other DM classics.
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>>108183658
>smelly
How do you know?
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>>108183658
Come to my flat and say to my face pussy.
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>>108183724
You lied about your adress
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>>108183692
Not that anon but you just look like you’re smelly
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>>108183692
>>108183724
>seething so hard he has to respond to it twice
we're reaching Negru levels of autism
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>>108183692
Because you said multiple times you barely shower. Plus you look like a greasy bum to being with.
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>>108183729
No I didn't I literally posted my address, I also find it funny how at least twice in the past I've gotten banned for "doxxing" myself with fake addresses but the one time I do it for real nothing happens.
>>108183732
Baseless argument, and also an example of the halo effect.
>>108183747
Never have I said that except ONCE I stated that I hadn't showered for 5 days ONCE.
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>>108183724
Kek pic related is literally you.
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>>108183768
that guy is less ugly
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You bicker for petty squabbles. I battle for booba. This is one of the many reasons I am better. Kneel.
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>>108183768
See what happens though.
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>>108183768
That guy looks better and is also taller
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>>108183765
Even the jannies want you dead now. Someone really should beat the shit out of you already. Or just stab you then walk away.
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>>108183813
Not me. I’m based.
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what does /metal/ think of the new khemmis?

thought it was pretty average and didn't get enjoyment from it, bit better than pallbearer these days at least. their album covers are all shit.
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ITT:
>10% metal discussion
>90% bongman getting bullied to the point of tears
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>>108183864
That is every thread, this general should be purged or at least all the gaslighters.
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Bingman really needs to work on his sleeping schedule
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>>108183881
Or maybe you should stop being a gigantic fucking pussy who spergs out over mean words on the internet.
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>>108183578
NWOBHM that has slightly doomier shades to its sound. The vocals especially reminds me of bands like Pagan Alter.

https://youtu.be/o99-PsYXJqo
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>>108183884
Fuck, I know it's really bad. I got up at 10:30PM yesterday even though to bed three hours earlier than the day before.
>>108183889
Nice strawman, fuck you.
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she cute and trve
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>>108183881
>everyone who doesn’t like me should be purged
Jesus Christ do you even read the shit that you post?
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>>108183813
>>108183881
>get told to fuck off constantly because everyone hates your guts, most of your posts are off topic whining about being ugly and self pity
>still come back and cry more and complain how everyone is an asshole to you

>>108183862
Remove/replace the white dude with the completely different artstyle in the middle and it'd look decent.
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>>108183927
>Remove/replace the white dude
Very racist
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>>108183904
>have a strong masculine jaw, the kind of shit guys with weak jaws seethe over
>turn into a woman
The ultimate troll.
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blah blah blah pay attention to me cause im a neurotic teenager who thinks its fun to post his face online and totally wont regret it blah blah blah
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>>108183884
Why? It’s not like he has a job to be at or anything meaningful going on in his life.
>bongmans schedule:
Sleep all day and wake up around 10:00pm.
Wake up mommy and bug her to change his diaper and cook his Tyson chicken tendies.
Get on /metal/ and make worthless posts and get bullied for being a pathetic attention whoring tripfag.
Cry himself to sleep.
Rinse and repeat
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>>108183985
I have nothing to lose.
>>108183987
>Why? It’s not like he has a job to be at or anything meaningful going on in his life.
This what I tell myself.
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>>108183649
Self titled is one of the best dm albums the 2000s has to offer, enjoy it when you get round to it
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it bothers me that nobody has doxxed him yet. surely someone out there can be bothered to find his parents and scare bongman off from attention whoring
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>>108184007
His real name is Nigel Timothy Longdiaper
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>>108183993
>I have nothing to lose.
yet. its a classic teenager thing. 'i dont care im gonna go to parties and sleep around and do drugs cause i have nothing to live for wah wah' except you aren't cool enough to do that so you just fuck yourself over on here instead which is arguably safer unless someone ends up doxing you

it doesnt matter if you are successful in life or whatever, you usually have a little rebellious phase. its just sad you are doing it when you are so old
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I can't listen to Suffocation or any other brutal death outside their first EP anymore because now it's just too much for my ears. I don't enjoy the constant pummeling anymore now it just irritates me. I am become le old.
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>>108184025
sounds like you probably want more death/doom in your life then
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>>108183999
Will listen to it tonight at work, fren.
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>>108184025
I feel like you've definitely gotta be in the mood for brutal death lol. Bands like suffo and cryptopsy really hit the spot when you're feeling it, it can't just be background music for me
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Holy shit…
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For me, it's Metallica at Woodstock '99 and I don't care what you Internet bullies think.
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>>108184135
Someone died there
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>>108184145
Brutal.
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https://vocaroo.com/1mCK3GdqDM4a
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metallica is boring
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>>108184135
DIAPERS. IMPRISONING ME. ALL THAT I PEE. ABSOLUTE ODOR.
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>>108184007
He posted his address a few days ago
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>>108184223
>inb4 bongman gets whatever random dude who is living at the address he posted murdered
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>>108184204
and that's a good thing
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>>108183578
This desu

https://youtu.be/KUoDfdyiet0
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NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH
NO FREEDOM OF CHOICE
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where's summer
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>>108183578
https://youtu.be/aqlNDxsuehY
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>>108183765
>haven't showered in 5 days lol
>WAAAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T I GET LAID???
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wats specially wrong with fenriz
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^what's wrong with attention whore namefags like this retard?
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>>108184717
Nothing, and the diaper still remains as the worst dank meme these days.
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>>108184772
hi anonymous piece of shit
are you going to kill yourself in 2022 finally
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>>108184685
ONCE, Learn to fucking read smoothbrain.
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>>108184795
Stinky Boi
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>>108184808
Stop gaslighting me.
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>>108184836
Stop stinking of feces
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>>108184836
Stop being a worthless attention whoring tripfag and take a bath with your toaster
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>>108184795
>ONCE, Learn to fucking read smoothbrain.
>I usually shower every 4 days learn the difference!!!
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Real metalheads shower 3x a day and wash their hands until they bleed
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>>108184795
https://youtu.be/qI-ZdRuwRXg
Literally you rn
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>>108184891
I can smell the poop from here
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>>108184891
What a cute lesbian. Can you post your address again?
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>>108184891
>tourist shirt as always
>somehow uglier than normal
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>>108184916
>Brighton
Could not make it up lol
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>>108184926
OK tourist
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>>108183578
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>despite living in fucking london he never attended a single gig
>in 3 years he listened to the top ~150 top rated metal albums on RYM once, claims he's an expert on the topic
>doesn't have a buzzcut or long hair but a nerd bowlcut, claims he looks metal
>acts tough and wants to fight everyone, doesn't even leave the loonie bin he lives in
Truly a veteran of metal music.
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>>108185048
>London
I've never lived on London.
>top 150
Wrong again, I've gone far beyond that I've listened to albums that are low rated.
>loonie bin
Lol, you've literally just made this up in your head.
Get a fucking hobby other than stalking me weirdo.
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>gets told to grow hair out
>grows it out
>no not like that
Do metalfags really?
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I've also seen Decapitated live in 2018 so once again you know nothing about me. Shut your fucking mouth unless your spoken to worm. I could beat you in a fist fight but you're too much of a little BITCH to show up when I even posted my address. Keep coping behind your keyboard you gaslighting cunt.
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>so mad he responds three times
Kek. Watching a youtube video doesn't count as seeing the band live sweaty. No you couldn't beat me because you can barely lift your arms. And telling you the truth isn't gaslighting. "Having people take care of me" was just an euphemism for being in a loonie bin lol. Now go look up what that word means dear braindead zoomer.
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>>108185131
I swear to fucking God I will kill you.
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>>108185131
>sweaty
How many times are you going to post this when you meant ‘sweetie’
Why is English so hard for you, Paco? It’s almost like you’re retarded or something…..
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>>108185131
Cringe frogposter.
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>>108185078
That woman looks angry
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>>108185147
You can't even fucking kill yourself, let alone someone who fights back
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>>108185161
Yet you're still too much of a pussy to come to my address and fight me. What's wrong? Scared you're gonna get your ass beat?
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Lol, you're so scared you know I'll go full on pyscho on you motherfuckers.
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>>108185169
Yet you're still too much of a pussy to kill yourself or leave this general forever, despite saying so 200 times. What's wrong? Weak and useless?
I don't live anywhere near you Bong, and quite frankly I don't want to.
You also seem like the sort of cunt who'd pack a knife given your noodle arms probably can't fight a small child.
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>>108184949
BASED
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>>108185176
Lol, excuses excuses.
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I'm ready, I'm right here I will end you all.
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>>108184204
>>108184267
This coward HATES metal.
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>>108185147
>>108185169
>>108185172
>>108185183
>>108185189
Fuck you bongbitch, I'm heading over to Brighton this evening, I'm gonna make you look a fool in front of the fags and trannies.
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Don't mind me, just posting the best album of the last decade
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>>108185253
kek
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>>108185253
>le toilet humour is funny
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>>108185253
a meme about farting/shitting on this thread, never seen before
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>>108185266
It's literally peak humour.
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>>108185266
>>108185269
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dead thread > this travesty
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^>t. bongman
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>>108185253
Le toilet humor is funny but unironically
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>>108185243
>download it
>it's come pre-tagged as prog death metal
oh no
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>>108185338
>>download it
criminal
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>>108185379
I'll buy it if I like it.
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I love you guys :3
https://youtu.be/ZKpCnTvpe-k
https://youtu.be/o4EmkbiH-ho
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*mogs Bongman*
https://streamable.com/vfp5qc
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>>108185383
>rob a bank
>don't worry I'll just work for the money if I like being rich lol
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>>108185399
Wtf are you even saying cunt. Fucking kill yourself already. Nobody likes your shit album, nor you. FUCK YOU.
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>>108185399
Completely incomparable, but sure.
Given that 99% of the people who download it then never buy the shit, I don't feel that bad when I will buy merch/physical if I like it.

For what it's worth, the opening track of this album is completely boring dogshit. You'd think a band that steals their name from two Morbid Angel songs would not be boring progshit and actually have some fucking riffs.
I'm glad I didn't pay money for it, and I never will, and I won't care.
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>>108185414
>bongfat venting his anger
Stop attacking innocent bystanders.
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Buying is only acceptable if it comes with cute stuff that you can enjoy
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>>108185457
what if i mostly buyfag in the hopes of really edgy linear notes that i can laugh at
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The big 4
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>>108185473
dare I say: based
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STENCH OF ZEITGEIST
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Anyone of you nerds play magic the gathering with their chudcel friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2UrKzehjeQ&t=2082s
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hee hee hee you hate to see it hee hee hee you hate to see it hee hee hee
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>>108185605
I pilot Sythis in EDH.
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>>108183541
My album comes out today, check it out if you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYCRQGQmFVU&t=2015s
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>>108185612
why not?
>>108185614
Fun card! Really want to make a sliver tribal EDH deck with Sliver queen, but that bitch is so goddamn expensive. I really like their art.
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>>108185647
Sythis is sick, gets my deck going like crazy.

>Sliver tribal
Yeah, EDH is an expensive format, even when trying to go casual with it. I'll tell you a funny story, we have a guy in our drafting community who bought Sliver Overlords 20 years ago at like 50 cents tops and now has about 150-200 of them sitting in his cardboard boxes. And his only rationale was, I shit you not, "I like the card, I want to fill the whole album with it).
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>>108185691
You don't need thousands or even hundreds of dollars, you can get decks and cards in general for very cheap and have great fun with it. I did spend several hundreds of dollars in the last two years, and I've either gone into profit regarding certain cards or can still get my money back no problem should I want to sell them.
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>>108185683
Goddamn, have to get that guy's home address I guess. I get >>108185691, the financial part of this hobby is kind of bizarre, but it's part of it. And the game can be so much fun with the right cards and people. "Retarded enought" doesn't exist though, if we are at this point right here already, might as well go all the way, buddy.
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>>108185628
>Country: Canada
My condolences
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>>108185740
I do know since I'm near a cEDH pod that's absolutely dreadful, but lately I've formed my own group with a couple of friends that are no better than myself and we have a blast using Cockatrice and playing some wacky stuff. MTG is vast and has plenty to offer to everyone.
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>>108185769
It's not if you get a lot out of it and if the cards still hold value and only tend to increase in price, which for MTG happens often.
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>>108185800
>t. bunch of random cardboard in some dude's cupboard is probably worth more than my entire liquid assets
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>>108185800
For you it's mere cardboard, for me it's one of the hobbies I have an interest in, and one that serves as a bonding activity for me and my friends who are far and away. You most likely don't have a job that lets you shell a couple of hundred dollars on MTG like it's nothing, and that you think it's a loser activity because you're a resentful internet asshole, but I love it and that's enough to validate spending money on it.
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Cards more like farts. Real men buy crude NFTs
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>>108185856
Real men invest into Fantom atm.
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>>108185879
>I can tell you that those people still need to work, while i dont lololol
So you do nothing to propel yourself forward, you merely stagnate and spend time online bragging about how you do nothing at all all day and consider it a good thing? How humorous of thee.
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>>108185893
It's the same braindead schizo that posts pictures of himself on a clearly broken down bike, pay no mind to him
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>>108185761
yeah... yeah.
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why can't they make good metal?
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>>108185914
Poland can and does, Hungary has on occasion.
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The first good metal album of 2022 has arrived
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>>108183541
Why do normies think every metal song is screamo/emo?
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>>108185197
Looks like she's got bigger problems. About to get her ass kicked. She couldn't punch her way out of a paper bag.
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>>108185894
>t. brainlet
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>>108185914
>>108185947
The Czechs are also great.
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>>108186177
Czechs seem to be into the weirder side of things.
https://youtu.be/OYnM52mz9_c
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>>108185914
What are you talking about? Slavoids make great BM
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Good morning fegs I AM LISTENING TO THE GAY SHIT to start things off
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>>108185628
Damn anon, I just listened to the first track on Bandcamp. I mean this in the best way possible, it’s shockingly good. Instrumentation is original and extremely professional. Very good production too. I will listen to the rest later. Perhaps I’ll buy a copy. I wish you success in the future
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>>108186236
Very hetero anon
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>>108185628
Absolutely BASED fellow Vancouverfag
HAIL
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>>108185628
I will be downloading from Metal Tracker HAHAHAHA
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>>108185628
Wow anon, I am totally not you and I just wanted to say this is a masterpiece, literally a work of art for the ages. This might have saved metal, you are the best and I will order 100 copies and give them to people for free to spread your gospel
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>>108185628
sounds decent and I like that the trad metal aspect isn't too overtly in your face or pretentious when it comes to presentation
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>>108186286
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>>108186222
>>108186177
I think Purulent Spermcanal were Czech too so definitely in the weird side.
>>108185914
>>108185947
Czech and Slovakia are crust land, they listen to tons of crustpunk/crustgrind, probably the biggest crust countries in the world
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holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjoVw1YmSnk
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Ātesh
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>>108186340
>crust countries
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Malignant altar drummer is so based, favorite death metal album in a minute
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>>108186372
Aka Slavic shitholes?
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>(a customer walks in the door.)
>Customer: Infernal hails!
>Owner: Infernal hails! Welcome to the National Metal Emporium!
>Customer: Ah thank you my good man.
>Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?
>C: Well, I was, uh, holding invisible oranges in the dungeon on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through 'The Castle of Otranto' by Horace Walpole, and I suddenly came over all kvlt.
>O: Kvlt, sir?
>C: Trve.
>O: Eh?
>C: 'Ee I were all 'grim-like!
>O: Ah, riffs!
>C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little blastin will do the trick', so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some riffy comestibles!
>O: Come again?
>C: I want to buy some metal.
>O: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the Breath Of The Cosmos!
>C: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Devil's muse!
>O: Sorry?
>C: 'Ooo, Ah lahk a nice riff, 'yer forced to!
>O: So we can go on blastin, can we?
>C: Most certainly! Now then, some riffs please, my good man.
>O: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?
>C: Well, eh, how about a little Alice Cooper.
>O: I'm, a-fraid that's diapershit, sir.
>C: Oh, never mind, how are you on Amboy Dukes?
>O: I'm afraid we never have diapershit here sir.
>C: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, Michael Bruce, if you please.
>O: Ah! It's diapers sir.
>C: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Blue Cheer?
>O: Diapers, sir.
>C: Blue Oyster Cult?
>O: Diapers, sir
>C: Ah. Deep Purple?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Black Sabbath? Rush?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Any Judas Priest, per chance?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Stone Axe?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Cirith Ungol ?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Witchfynde?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Raven?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Motorhead?
>O: (pause) Diapers.
>C: Mentors?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Satan's Host?
>O: Diapers.

>1/4
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>>108186341
Is this your jenkem rig anon?
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>>108186387
This is the gayest shit I've ever heard in my life, please stop posting immediately
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>>108186387
>1/4
stop
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>>108186387
Megacringe, but still much better than that Indian and his slum-bike
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>>108186387
>C: Angel Witch, Venom, Tygers Of Pan Tang, Sledgehammer, Blitz, Killing Joke, Girlschool, Tyrant, Iron Pig, Saxon?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Satan's Empire, perhaps?
>O: Ah! We don't sell diapershit , no sir.
>C: (suprised) You dont!
>O: Nosir. Your diaper ... it's a bit runny.
>C: Oh, I like it runny.
>O: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
>C: No matter. Fetch hither the riffs! Mmmwah!
>O: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
>C: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand over the riffs.
>O: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)
>C: What now?
>O: The cat's eaten it.
>C: (pause) Has he?
>O: She, sir.
>(pause)
>C: Bulldozer?
>O: diapers.
>C: Metallica?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Hellhammer?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Possessed?
>O: Diapers.
>C: Candlemass?
>O: Diapers sir.
>C: You... do have some riffs, don't you?
>O: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a metal shop, sir. We've got-
>C: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.
>O: Fair enough.
>C: Uuuuuh, David Neil Cline .
>O: Yes?
>C: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!
>O: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister David Neil Cline, that's my name.
>(pause)
>C: Angel Death?
>O: Uh, not as such.
>C: Uuh, Fetish 69?
>O: Diapers
>C: Cannibal Corpse?
>O: Diapers
>C: Embalmed?
>O: Diapers
>C: Marduk?
>O: Diapers
>C: Neonatal Death?
>O: Diapers
>C: Blasphemous Degeneration?
>O: Diapers
>C: Grand Belial's Key?
>O: Not -today-, sir, no. No diapershit
>(pause)
2/3
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>>108186381
Dishonest
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I slept like shit last night
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>>108186411
Nice rape van
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>>108186473
>C: Aah, how about Abigor?
>O: Well, we don't get much call for diapershit around here, sir.
>C: Not much ca--It's the single most kvlt project in the world!
>O: Not 'round here, sir.
>C: (slight pause) and what IS the most kvlt project 'round hyah?
>O: Where The Light Dies, sir.
>C: IS it.
>O: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manusquire.
>C: Is it.
>O: It's our number one best seller, sir!
>C: I see. Uuh... 'Where The Light Dies, eh?
>O: Right, sir.
>C: All right. Okay. 'Have you got any?' He asked, expecting the answer 'no'.
>O: I'll have a look, sir.. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno. Sold out. Depressive Illusions limited piece of 50. You'd be lucky!
>C: It's not much of a riff shop, is it?
>O: Finest in the district sir!
>C: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
>O: Well, it's so clean, sir!
>C: It's certainly uncontaminated by metal.
>O: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Puke Bath, sir.
>C: Would it be worth it?
>O: Could be.
>C: Have you --SHUT THAT BLOODY BREATH OF THE COSMOS OFF!
>O: Told you sir...
>C: (slowly) Have you got any Puke Bath?
>O: Diapershit.
>C: Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place....... Tell me:
>O: Yessir?
>C: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any metal here at all?
>O: Yes,sir.
>C: Really?
>(pause)
>O: No. Not really, sir. All physical releases are diapershit
>C: You haven't.
>O: Nosir. Not a blast. I was deliberately wasting your time,sir.
>C: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to fill my diaper.
>O: Right-0, sir.
>(PPPPPPPFFFFFFRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHLLLLTTTTT)
>C: What a senseless waste of diapers.
3/5
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>>108186531
Me and my next victim
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>>108186531
Don't insult his bedroom/place of birth
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the fuck is this slum nigga coming from? general is unbearable at this point
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>>108186552
He only used to spam his frog-collection and stuck mostly to /gg/. Now that they mostly ignore him, he went to us because he gets more attention here I guess.
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There's nothing "National Socialist" about black metal. These subhumans would be gassed under a Nazi regime and their degenerate noise would be destroyed.
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>>108186583
We hate NS here.
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>>108186583
Black Metal wouldn't exist under National Socialism because the rage and anger that fuels black metal would not exist
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>>108186583
>>108186591
Caged department.
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>>108185914
metal is degenerate and those countries aren't degenerate yet
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108185925
Guess we found the one person who showers even less than Bongman
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>>108186601
>comparing black metal incels to actual Nazis
lmao
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>>108186583
That's incorrect, while most NSBM rejects elements of the 25 points, so did the NSDAP (politicians are dishonest, big surprise). However, while black metal moat certainly would have been put under degenerate music (and I pause here to remind people that Stravinsky who supported nazi Germany was exhibited as degenerate art), that wasn't punishable how you think it was.
Playing banned music was punishable by having your musicians license revoked. That is, you'd have to get a different job ans couldn't professionally gig or record. You weren't gassed for being a jazz musician.
Further, see what happened with jazz. They tried to ban it but it was too popular. So they regulated it, hot jazz was banned, cool jazz was encouraged in order to counter it. Having lyrics for the regime would possibly curry favour, but only to an extent.
Realistically, you're looking at them being required to make blackgaze. If that's even possible to regulate nowadays.
The USSR were harsher on musicians.
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>>108186007
>yet another album I need to download and never listen to, because it had a cool cover
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>>108186640
>The USSR were harsher on musicians.
Then how come they actually came out with good music while Nazi music has largely been forgotten?
>muh censorship
Not an excuse, it's publicly acceptable to say they had good uniforms
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>>108186640
On the limitations of support point: Karl Orff's O Fortuna was banned for being too racy if one understood Latin. His position in the nazi party and fanaticism did nothing to stop it. High ranking officials had to personally intervene to reverse the decision.
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>>108186661
The USSR arrested people routinely for playing rock, although it is true that how harshly this was enforced varied by region, with the Czech area being harsher than the Polish one
My honest opinion? The best music is rock music which hadn't been invented until after nazi Germany. It's apples and oranges. How can i compare Aria to some light marches?
>muh censorship
What are you on about? You appear to be making some half hearted attempt to insinuate that in a national socialist
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>>108186690
Doesn't matter, since we can agree that NS music is worthless
Me personally, I believe there should be Red Army Choir metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBM-EIZKF_Y
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This is a Canadian-metal thread now!
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I hate my girlfriend's voice so much it's unreal.
Post loud metal that will drown out the unwanted noises.
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>>108186705
I don't think any music is worthless. I just stated that I'm a rock supremacist.
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>>108186716
Blasphemy
DO IT NOW!!!!!!
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>>108186734
I just realized, is that a fucking cane Black Winds is holding? Hahaha fucking madman
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>>108186754
That will be $0.025 directly deposited to Gene's bank account (oy vey)
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This rules
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>>108186838
What did you think of their latest album?
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>>108186832
>that will be $0.0013 gone directly to Gene the Jew
>>108186848
Writing On the Wall was a decent song but overall it was shite, a lot of old ideas making it sound like a pastiche of all their previous material.
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>>108186838
Fuck yeah, it does. So does Killers, Di'Anno era Maiden are great.
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>>108186888
Wild how this place has changed
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>>108186838
The OG cover is so much better.
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https://youtu.be/IB4l9cETC8Y
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>>108186340
They have some freaky grind too, I wonder what's in the water over there.
https://youtu.be/DEPAa1zENRI
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>>108186612
>eastern europe
>not a degenerate african tier shithole

ok
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>>108186900
It hasn't, I'm a mischling and even I hate the Jews
>>108186941
Less estrogen
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https://youtu.be/8S0QcINRYJs
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>>108183658
Derpthrone is the epitome of bandwagoning.
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Is the new Underoath any good?
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>>108186354
Looks cool
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>>108186712
Well ok then. This is pre-Axis of Advance which is a band that features the members of Revenge, its fucking great.
https://youtu.be/1ZvWOxR48Fw

>>108186969
I guess so.
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>>108186346
Nu-Metal by proxy. It's shit by default
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>>108187200
what does this even mean
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>>108187270
Rob ShitFlynnger
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>>108187270
Don't mind him I bet it's some chud. They always try to seem intelligent and educated but the end result is just a schizo incoherent mess of a reply.
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>>108184204
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>>108187169
It’s noisy black metal with Persian lyrics and Persian traditional music worked into it. It’s good, not great imo. Worth listening to if you like heavy black metal
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Why is coreshit so corny?
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LET FREEDOM RING WITH A COCK IN ASS
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>>108187594
it isn't though???
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>>108186346
First time hearing it? Classic Kino, definitely a top 5 thrash album
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Why do .cue files even exist?
Why would I not want my albums to be individual tracks?
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>>108186925
Your image is the modern digital re-imagining. It is terrible.
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>>108185243
Yeah, it's pretty fucking good
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>>108185243
Sounds like MGLA with better drums, and worse vocals.
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Melo Death deserves all of the shit it gets as a genre but the rare good Melo Death album shits all over every other genre of metal
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>>108185912
Poser pepe
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>>108187947
I think that was implied here.
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>>108188058
based
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>>108187688
some of it definitely is
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>>108188137
metal is inherently corny
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>>108186354
Nice
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>>108183578
Tis good
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>>108188221
This but unironically
Metal is a ridiculous genre of music and anyone who takes it 100% serious is an idiot
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Kino
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>>108188488
begone corekiddie
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>>108188515
I'm older than you
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>>108188488
actually one of the better core offerings, still bloated, but enjoyable. Sill need to listen to new Fit For an Autopsy and SoI
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>>108188532
doubt
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new korn song is meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neRxHoVp39Y&ab_channel=KoRn [Embed]
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RIFFS
I
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F
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108188808
Someone should send in Varg to finish the job
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>>108188538
whenever I see women do shit like that I just want to bash their fucking skulls open
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>>108188893
you mean awu face or the booba showing
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>>108188893
This but fill their wombs with cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SqMVXH5i_Q
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>>108188915
This, but fill their wombs with piss
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Trey Azagthoth >>>>>> Herman Li
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>>108188906
>you mean awu face or the booba showing
I mean seeing them being alive.
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>>108188990
Both are anime-loving proto-trannies that should be spat upon when seen
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I love ejaculating (cooming) to big titcow booba. Metal for the feel?
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>>108186612
virtually everyone here is a smoker and an alcoholic
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>>108189103
Smoking is for whoresons and diapershitters, but drinking is based if you don't do it daily
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>>108189004
>proto-trannies
Without those, you would not be here today.
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>>108189174
You sound like Bongman
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>>108189141
morbid angel sucks ass
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>>108189119 #
>drinking is based
You sound like a teenager.
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Listened to the second Crumbsuckers album. Holy fuck it was a waste of fucking time. It was offensively bland. Why's the majority of thrash so fucking boring?
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Been on a bit of a Metallica kick lately. Listened to this album twice at work last night. Probably gonna do the same with Ride the Lightning tonight.
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That Green Ganja Grass is pretty cool.
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>>108189188
>t. The Slime
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>>108189204
Because it prides itself on being repetitive even more than black metal. So many thrash bands and albums fall in the same trap with their albums. They always start out great, but 20 minutes in you realize that any new track is basically just more of the same. Then the album just goes on for twice or thrice as long. Only a handful of bands don't do that.
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Is there a glam metal chart? Where to start?
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>>108189204
>Why’s the majority of thrash so boring
Because it’s the music of choice for risk-averse people
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>>108189290
>Where to start?
At your local YMCA.
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>>108189297
>risk averse
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Nobody loves booba or metal as much as me. I love booba and Metal the most. You are all posers. Kneel.
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>>108189491
Yet you never post tits. Loudmouth coward.
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>>108189536
Why I never! I will smite thy.
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>>108188007
Damn I forgot all about this album. There was a now trans antifa tripfaggot who used to shill that band
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>>108189322
>goes to rehab instead of drinking himself to death
Yeah, risk averse
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I love this shit, lol
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>>108189614
drinking yourself to death is just that, certain death, there is more risk involved in trying to rehabilitate and eventual failure
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>>108189597
I can understand why. Politics wise they seem more left wing. They don't suck though, so it's fine lol.
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>>108189670
lol,lol
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>>108189670
they do suck
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redpill me on guns n roses
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>>108189780
take the lead pill
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is MM inherently metal?
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lmao this is embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjwfU5C1pwg
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>>108189912
He built his entire career around being edgy, is anyone surprised by smth like this?
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>>108189912
Mistreating women is inherently anti-metal.
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>>108189959
He was mistreated by BPD lunatic Evan Rachel Wood
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>>108189959
t. nu-male
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>>108189959
sure
https://soundcloud.com/ihatethereforeikill/the-raunchous-brothers-put-it
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>>108186050
Because differentiating between subgenres is too much for their narrow minds.
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>>108189937
The odd vocals are the only interesting thing about this, the rest is passable (death-) thrash trite. It's competent, but I don't see any reason in listening to this, apart from nostalgic reasons maybe. Or if you just really need some generic thrash metal right now.
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>>108190025
Chudshit, not metal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0o_UlnsA74
lol
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>>108190075
Cope more, sissy.
https://youtu.be/G3KJhmeeT8Y
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>>108189658
Based fart joke poster
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>>108189647
Based take.
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>>108183578
https://youtu.be/6672zoFUQxk
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>>108189959
Women want to be mistreated. It’s in their DNA. Mistreating women is both metal and feminist “af” as the kids say
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>when i realise somebody keep thinking saying chud is offensive instead of being simply pathetic
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>>108190318
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud

being called a chud is a great honor to me
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>>108189722
You're entitled to that opinion.
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>>108190091
Disgusting, no wonder no one loves chuds
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>>108190467
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>>108189597
>tranny antifa
But you repeat yourself
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>>108190499
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6U1XHF9N-M&t=1137s
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>>108183541
have you guys listened to korean "metal" band called dreamcatcher?
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Next thread will be a braphog edition
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>>108190538
Of course, listened to Silent Night and Whistle all the time last week
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>>108190724
>>108190724
>>108190724
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>>108190196
this shit kicks major ass. Never heard Obscura before. Their other stuff is just as good? Which of their albums should I hear next?
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>>108184517
dub buk
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>>108190300
they like to be abused by chad
they'll call the police if an ugly guy says hello
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>>108190467
Metal is inherently Chud



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