Fun times in the cabin editionold >>107255967
I wish Yeji would blow her head off with a shotgun
OH GOD IM HAVING FUN OH FUCK I DONT WANT TO LIKE IT BUT I DO
Who is the fattest in metal
>>107263375>FATNESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGNS>IN THE HALL OF THE BURGER KIIIIIIIING
>>107263340leave yeji's head alone
Purge all Slayerfags
>>107263375fucking Primitive man hands down
>>107263375Dino Casarez. Badass guitarist but also fatass guitarist
>>107263415Based Bongman looking slimmer than ever
>>107263420Yeji has good head
>>107263429I will fucking torture and kill you one day I swear to fucking god.
>>107263482seriously?i havent paid much attention since Streets, when did this fucker balloon out like that?
>>107263508>>107263498>>107263420fuck off back to your quarantine thread, faggots
Not fat per se but Igor has a huge head. It just keeps getting bigger.
>>107263552>giant humanoid bugs preying on oinkersjesus christ, how horrifying
>>107263515>>107263516>posting from two different devicesmake it less obvious poser
BECAUSE WE SHOOT TO KILLAND YOU KNOW WE ALWAYS WILLIT'S A BOMBER IT'S A BOMBER
>>107263636I guarantee you more people here would admit that they like this if it did not have the anime art
>>107263655It's not even good artt. weebI listen with my ears, people who listen with their eyes deserve the rope
And the best Motorhead album award goes to...Orgasmatron, of course! With Iron fist ending in the second place firmly.
>>107263375If we're talking about women, the fattest I know is Dana Duffey.
Slayer is bad music
>>107263676i'd like Orgasmatron more if the production wasn't so thin
Anyone else here like Nightcore?
>>107263697this used to be considered too fat back in the dayjesus
>>107263704Fuck off Drachenlord
>>107263671i only listen to albums with good covers, simple as
Mental vortex or grin?
>>107263415jon olive oil
>>107263697Didn't she used to be a qt back in the day?
>>107263699>i'd like it more if it wasn't so thinI bet you've heard it one too many time huh?
>>107263541I still wonder why he didnt make a single drum fill in the first Cavalera Conspiracy album
I know you are only one person, Slayer hater. Everyone acknowledges that they are the best thrash band and one of the best metal bands to ever exist. Reign in blood IS the best thrash album of all time. Stop posting from different devices to appear more than one complete poser shitter. I wish I could know who you are, I'd take pleasure in capturing, torturing and killing you. Be glad you are an anonymous piece of SHIT.
>>107263841>Everyone acknowledges that they are the best thrash bandthat would have to be Voivod, Anthrax or Tankard
>>107263803I haven't heard anything by any of them post nail bomb. It's probably time I caught up.
>>107263841Give up Eustace
Slayer is for people who want to be hardcore but are too afraid to listen to real extreme metal
>>107263841>Everyone acknowledges that they are the best thrash bandLook at this faggot and laugh
>>107263841no kid, some people think so, lots dontcalm your tits
>>107263841I wonder why the homo spamming "gayer" doesn't like Slayer...
>>107263908That guy has been dead for decades, I just think Gayer is gay
Gayer-fans are turning into the new Megashitters
>>107263917and you are the undisputed Connoisseur of Gay.
>>107263940Yeah but atleast Megadeth has great guitars.
>>107263977How about you skedaddle the fuck outta here
>>107263981lmao fuck off megashitter
Dave Mustaine can't play the guitar and sings like a monkey being raped by a walrus
>>107263997How about you go fuck yourself?
>>107264059>>107264049seethe harder lars
Slayer is pretty much satanic diaper metal
Whenever I think of memorable riffs the first that comes to mind is that simple Discharge riff that plays along with the solos in Slayer's Behind the crooked cross.
Slayer-sissies need to relax
are there any brutal death metal bands that don't go for the usual cookie monster vocals?
I love this shit
>>107264049Lol Slayerfag knowing what guitar playing is
>>107264233that's a boy?hnnnngghhh
>>107264258OVERRIDE THE OVERTUREBEHOLD THE OVERWHELMING POWERTRAMPLED AND FUCKING MANGLEDBY THE HORDES OF TERROOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>107264328>thinks slayer sucks>thinks he knows what true metal isfuck off retard and stop embarrassing yourself
Even Slipknot is a more valid metal band than Gayer
>kills any song you'd link as "better than Slayer"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0OcHH7or4
>Converge isn't real meta-
>>107264532Nice simpcore more like Chelsea WOOF if I'm being honest w/ u
Lock up your daughters. Shoot your sons. Because Love Fist is coming to town. The world tour that has been banned throughout the world comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess...Love Fist! Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads that'll have you showin' your fists in the air. It's the steel heart stone cold prostate tour brought to you by Giggle Cream, because dessert should be funny, and Maibatsu Thunder, because after you get struck by lightning...there is thunder. Come see the pounding rock from the band that brought you hits like Chin-stainer, Liver buster and Dangerous man, dead family. Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena. Brought to you by V-rock.(this time no youtube video to accompany this commercial because it has been banned even there, long live love fist)
>>107263908It literally says "geyer" on his guitar, lol, you can't make this shit up.Thin Lizzy is an irish band, from Ireland.
>>107264824Why is she wearing a mask, grrrrr
*clears throat*Judas priest
>>107264925Diaper Priest sucks prolapsed asshole
>>107264909Some japs do that because they have real job and modeling is just a sidegig
>>107264940Keep posting plank bodies gooks then, faggot.
>>107265000plank bodies are the best kinda bodies
>>107265000Judas Priest is inherently plank bodied gooks.
>>107265015>the best body is a body that doesn't trigger primal mating urges>the best body is a body with itty bitty ditties and no hipshow do you people live with this kind of faggotry
>>107265041Are you the guy that always drools over Kelly Osbourne?
Blow your trumpets Gabriel!As I beheld the bewilderment of EdenBreak the bread and crumb by crumb into the Leviathan's denNations fall preyHail my return
>>107265058Kelly is a Dom Goddess. Sharon taught her where it hurts on a man.
>>107265041they are called "pedophiles"
>>107265037is there a single big band they havent done pictures withi half expect them to have shit with Mayhem at this rate
>>107264877>Thin Lizzy is an irish band, from Ireland.not according to these posts in the last thread>>107262498>>107262921had to check myself and it's all correct. i was surprised myself
>>107263304yejibro make it a J thread next time
>>107265145They are still missing one with Pozzy
>>107265041Didn't know we had some African gentlemen here
>FAQ is deadoh holy fuck
>>107265127go find a lizzo thread
>no one commented on Love Fist, Vice city or V-rock
>>107265228Only I was old enough to play it on release>t. 1990
>>107265228I played that game for the first time yesterday and it sucked so bad on my Switch. How did boomertards manage to play that choppy mess?
>>107265220I have no clue what that means but please fuck off mr pedo and lust over prepubescent bodies somewhere else
>>107265247>>107265041>>107265000They aren't even flat except for Babymetal
>>107265247It means that your perception of what a female body is supposed to look like is entirely the product of marketing manipulation and pop culture, queer.
>>107265158Let me repeat, in case you didn't read it:Thin Lizzy was an irish band, from Ireland.
>>107265436clearly not. i see you crying about in the other thread too. plastic much? lol
>>107265403did people even read the FAQ?
>>107265193>>107265403>>107265515Newfags are supposed toNow how the fuck are we going to recreate it without it being full of cringe
This is pretty good
Wonder if the guy who made the faq killed it because we were being faggots and he wanted to punish us
>>1072655603 possibilities>it expired>deleted by the OP>purged by pastebin jannies
>he didn't even think about that someone might have changed just a letter just to fuck us allyou wouldn't last 10 seconds in a war
>>107265615>spoiling ityou dumbass
>>107265646how about you spoil me with your lips hmm?
>>107265670btw it was the Animefag who fucked up the link in the first place. What a silly goose.
Post live footage of gigs you attended and went cavemen mode. By that I mean losing your mind and going full on ape mode.
>>107265783I have footage of myself drunkenly swaying and shouting along at a Babymetal-gig but I would never share that with you homos
>>107264532>>107264603>>107264699Ah yes, and Rush/Alice in Chains are metal because the archives say so. But either way this album wasn't very good. Converge gone dad rock.
>>107265855Converge sucks the BBC and swallows. Bad band. Bad cacapants doodoo stinky poopie band.
>>107265855Alice in Chains are definitely metalI fucking love Rush but I have no clue why they were inducted and Alice Cooper is not
>have female vocalist>have her fake an orgasm at 3:07based or cringe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bfj1pUlx_M
>>107266028Based. Basic natural urges should be celebrated.
I got hemorroids from sitting for too long, metal for this feel?
Alice in Chains deserves to be in the Archives. They are heavier than glorified diaper rock like Black Sabbath. Even Nirvana is heavier than Shitbath.
>>107265855AIC is metal you fag
Holy shit, this is c00ming balls-deep inside a fat latina bitch with a huge cellulite-ridden bubblebutt with no protection-tier stupid fun.
>>107263304Am I crazy or are bands with chicks in them receiving a crazy amount of push?Frozen SoulJinjerSpiritbox.There was a local metal fest I went to a while back that had a chick fronted band as the second to last act. The chick had perfect mic technique but couldn't pronounce the name of her band and it was literally their second show.It just increasingly strikes me as inorganic.
>>107266238I know both those feels
This absolutely OBLITERATES the average /metal/ shitter:ONE TWO ONE TWO FUCK YOU!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svy_uZEvxIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIj0ulaW1vkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9OSJcOVDd4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMnW4UKPRr4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eyUrpOl40k
>>107266261Probably just nerves. Even men have nerves. They do when i'm looking at them anyway.
This is the peak of metal
>>107266317After you've heard the first two albums by Discharge they become very samey and boring.
HEY MAN LOOK AT ME ROCKIN OUT IM ON THE RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>107266376you just know
>>107266384Imagine what she'd do with a live bear...
Aespa is fucking done. And I'm not talking about JYPn, but their pictures in Murrica
>>107266440ehhhh!?I thought those were dogs with autism
>>107266359Fight back and Why is all you need.
>>107264329>>107264824>>107264956fuck i love the emo crackhead aesthetic
>>107266317hardcore is just metal without riffs
anything similar to grin by coroner? slow, progressive thrash?
>>107266776There's a reason they had offspring and you never will
>>107266360rec me a better album faggot. I have listened to every one on this chart
>>107266871No you haven't
What's the wildest album to listen to stoned? Everyone I know always just suggests Dopethrone or Ride the Lightning.
rate my chart
>>107266871rolling>>107266921>ride the lightning>while stonedwhat?
>>107266921Drowning The LightFlagellent
>>107266889yes I have. rec me a better one or kys my man
>>107266990No you haven'tYou ran a marathon and rushed to the end checking your watch every 10 minutesYou didn't have enough time to take in the sights and sounds Your residency was not permanent and your neighbors did not hold you in high regardYou are literally a tourist
>>107266921Come my Fanatics, Unquestionable Presence, and Filosofem.
does gaahl have any lyrics about fucking twinks or getting pounded in the asshole?
>>107267199Isn't Wardruna just field recordings of him getting fucked in the ass innawoods?
>>107267199Do you ponder about that a lot?
>>107267334yes, alone under my sheets at night with God Seed blasting in my ears
>>107267026lol. nice assumptions faggot. rec me a better metal album or fuck off
>>107267584Write a review on Primordial - To the Nameless Dead
>>107267677boring pretentious micks try and fail to be Oirish Bathory
>>107267728now do Saviour Machine s/t
>>107267775a one of a kind album featuring dark melodies and good God-fearing lyrical content
>>107267803ok last oneGarden of Shadows - Oracle Moon
>>107266772you know fuck about shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-6eOxnEMIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejw9pDVYvpM
>>107267814>a day to remember>hardcore
>>107267810Mehlodic death metal, listened to it a few years ago and completely forgot about it the same day. Maryland is a shit state
>>107267876nice woodanyway here's a better metal album and any shit album on that list
Been listening to the rock band Hallas, they're bretty gud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbfsALc7pPc
>>107267854>hurr durr it's not hardcore but metalcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08PszRp2cBg
>>107266772>hardcore doesn't have rif-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQLL2H7c08g
Can we get a Vietnam-core chart going?>>107268062pic related
>>107268036It's pop punk.
>>107267876>Maryland is a shit stateDoes it still have a large Doom scene?Looks likes he's holding the other one's penis. Probably comparing it to Michelle's.
>>107268097obvious choices would be Agent Orange and M16>>107267918i gotta get around to listen to holocaust
>already jerked off 4 times todayfucking hell I need to learn how to play an instrument to waste my time
*AHEM*Metal? FUCK metal!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kfin-UeAQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CinJuVtdp3Ybased
do i go see Archspire and a whole bunch of no-name openers tonight or drink myself into a coma instead?
>>107268131i fapped once today and i still feel so drained, i cant even bring myself to eat. fuck>>107268140all self respecting bands should have cool covers like these. will listen later, cheers
>>107268131I wish i had the libido to jerk off 4 times a dayi'm 21 and i barely jerk off once every 48 hours
>>107268274be honest you're going to drink yourself into a coma whether you're at home or at the concert
I haven't been to a metal concert in years
"Listen I gotta go I think I'm about to be mugged"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO-mSLxih-chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g19fCJotPchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=desJKYvdq9A
this kills the posershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Yfucking based
>>107266028Old Tristania Rules
>>107263655>more people here would admit that they like thisThere were a bunch of people here in /metal/ nearly a decade ago who openly liked that band.90% of metal with an anime aesthetic is shitty basement grind/slam if it's Western, or gimmickshit if it's Japanese.ICDD is one of the very few that's a legitimately good band, the drummer's absolutely insane and the vocalist has one of the craziest ranges I've heard in metal.
(imagine getting censored)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEz2d49XTk0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-iBGSLkfCU
Anons, I can't decide what's better. Formulas Fatal to the Flesh or Gateways to Annihilation?
>>107268801>Anons, I can't decide what's better. Formulas Fatal to the Flesh or Gateways to Annihilation?10/10 bait
>>107268889I can't fathom why that's bait. Take your meds schizo.
>>107268062 been listening to this on repeat for a while now >>107268801I always liked FFTTF more, I think its a better structured album and it more fun to listen to because of said structuring
>>107266261Its Quimcore. Quimcore tends to sell well, I'm pretty sure that's why the labels coddle and are making a push for those type of bands. They've been doing this kind of thing for a while now.
>>107269189>Its Quimcore. Quimcore tends to sell well, I'm pretty sure that's why the labels coddle and are making a push for those type of bands. They've been doing this kind of thing for a while now.They've been doing this since the 80's frens
>>107268889>>107269281>the duality of manWell, next one might decide it. Putting together a Morbid Angel ranking is harder than I thought.
>>107269280Basically, yeah. Its just now that its taken the form as these metalcore adjacent bands that have female singers with usually colorful dyed hair. Phenomena I like to dub as "Quimcore".
>be literally the undisputed best of the Peaceville 3>stops making metal entirelywhy did they do it bros?
I just wanted to move to Europe in the 90's and find a qt Euro gf to roam around in the forest with, feels bad.
>>107269657there were no women in black metal until Myrkur was invented so I'm afraid you'd have no choice but to be gay
https://youtu.be/FdFzPpe1PfACrumbsuckers casually perfects thrash metal.
How did this general end up being less gay than the black metal general wtf
https://youtu.be/xNCgvNY1O7oPyrexia casually perfects drum production.
I love this album and the country it comes from
listening to the Ramonesrocket to russiaif you skip a song you are a fag
>>107270270joey ramone and kurt vile are the same person.
>>107269722>there were no women in black metal until Myrkur was invented so I'm afraid you'd have no choice but to be gayno but there were tons of goth qts
>>107266334>Even men have nerves. They do when i'm looking at them anyway.Alpha chad anon gunning fuckers down with his eyes.>>107269514>QuimcoreWe call it cuntcore here in the states. My girlfriend hates it. She detests other women. Especially this band:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOvZKJlrtk8Personally, I like it most of the time. But It's hard for me to find metal I don't enjoy as long as its not slaanesh tier sloppy bullshit. >>107269942black metal is pretty gay to begin with, so it's not hard to be LESS gay than it
>>107263304how come all metal sounds like shit and i don't want to sing along with it or tap my foot to the beat?
>>107270894it's ok anon, metal is not for women
>>107270904or for people with ears
>>107271016Maybe you should try stabbing yourself in your ears, anon. Then you might like metal/
>>107263304what the fuck was euronymous' problem? manlet rage?
>>107271132Manlets are just edgy and angry all the time, like me. So it's possible.
>>107271132He suffered from a severe case of what we call 'being a faggot'. Don't be like euronymous, anon. Don't be a faggot.
>>107270894im pretty loose with the term metal, but you don't bop to shit like this?https://youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w
unquestionable presence is a good album :)
>>107270862Yeah, some of the bands have pretty cool ideas and styles. I don't really hate them at all, that being said a lot of them tend to have that super clean overproduced production and do that clean to harsh vocal thing all the time and it gets a little overbearing after a while. Kind of just apathetic to most of it really. I don't mind listening to them from time to time, but if I wanted some good female vocals I would rather be listening to something like Warlock or Holy Moses. >>107270270Live Ramones is peak Ramones https://youtu.be/C_S6g4K_adk
>>107271291bit all over the place, but this is a metal banger toohttps://youtu.be/8Iv_Ym6UlVs
>>107268062Riffs are fucking gay
>>107271291>>107271453That shit FUCKING sucks. What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHIUNbD1PiI
>>107269618That's not My Dying Bride
>>107271561has All That Remains really gotten this boring? they were starting to get pretty trash with Overcome, but wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVwB2SIKS8Y>random tranny with like 200 followershe only has a few good tracks but they're pretty unique and fun imo
Definitely one of the most epic metal songs ever writtenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5g7gJbwxQ
>story is about a 7 year old unholy loli queen who makes almost all of humanity suicide on command due to her beautyDamn, no one told me that Swano is a cunnysuer
>>107271957>19 minutes of wanky panky fretboard bullshit
>>107271957reminds me of Dream Theater but with growl vocalsI like it
>>107272045>me grug and me no like long songs
>>107272162There is not a single reason why a song should be over 10 minutes long
>24 posts per hournice dead genre you got here
>>107272236Preferable to Bongman and Negru schizoposting
shaped CDs were fun
>>107268062The superior Leviathan
>>107266174Being heavy or not doesn't make something metal. Swans isn't metal, throbbing gristle isn't metal. You're right about Alice in Chains, though.
>>107269942Almost like the BMfags are the biggest fags and shitposters
>>107268062This is comfy
>>107271957A 7/10 song on an otherwise 10/10 album. The only track that feels too long and where the transitions are not very organic.
>>107272925This is Peter T's son Sebastian on the right..looks kinda swarthy lmfao
>>107273130I think this is Peter's wife, what kind of mutt is this in pic? I'm from Burgerstan.
>>107273148>nocturnal mutt tries to derail thread with their signature obsession on skin color and raceeh, whateverhere's what your fat fuck founding father has to say about it
Take Skyclad for example. The front man and creative founding member Martin Walkyier of Sabbat didn't like what the band were doing so he said that's it, calling it a day I'm disbanding Skyclad. The band turned around and said no you're not, it's that you're fired. And kept going.Wow.
>>107273213I had no idea Swedes were swarthy, I thought that was just another /pol/ meme.
>>107273233>not owning the rights to the band name and catalog
>>107273247>even though.....It's crazy, it must drive them mental.
"Damn dude Kirk Hammet is such a badass" said nobody ever.
>>107273480I like Kirk Hammettget an original fucking thing to complain about
>>107273480Better than Kerry King
>>107273480>being upset by an effeminate manlet addicted to his whammy bar and wah pedal
'Damn dude Kirk Hammet is such a badass' was spoken at 9:21 am on Friday the 26th of November 2021 CE. 50° N.
>>107273480He kinda is
You may think Kirk sucks at playing lead, but he wrote the riffs to Master of Puppets and Enter Sandman, and those two facts enable him to wipe his ass with hundred dollar bills.
>>107273575based and sexpilled
>>107273575>stomach tattookek I never noticednow he needs "Thug Life" across his chest
>>107273213>the world would be a better place if it was just one race >said races still go to war with other tribes of same raceGotta laugh at how mankind hates himself
can you be gay and like black metal?
>>10727365690% of /nbbmn/-posters want Varg inside them. Black metal is inherently faggotry
The Nordland saga was actually pretty good
>>107273656Being gay isn’t br00tal
>>107273692pounding another man's cornhole then getting a disease that destroys your immune system seems pretty brutal tho
>>107273656Can you like black metal and NOT be gay?
>>107273707Yes. I listen to Evanescence
Nothing wrong with homosexuality :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JUVbBRLxo4do primus count?
do misfits count?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnsblVQz9hg
>>107273886>>107273922>>107273944>never posts Pale Divinedumb tripfag
>>107274049cemetery earth is their only album I like. rest veers to much in the stoner territory and i feel luke warm about them over all. Consequence of Time was pretty cool tho
>>107268801Formulas is wilder and more intense but Gateways is so precise and heavy that it's just a little better imo. Both insanely good, Morbid Angel are the GOAT
>Fenriz has a few side projects>doesn't play live with them eitherof course
new Concrete Winds lads
based zoomer https://voca.ro/13TDp1seuFyL
>>107268801I prefer Formulas as I like MA when they go fast and crazyGateways is great but they tend to be more controlled
>>107270894>i don't want to sing along Because you have no emotional connection with the music or the feelings behind most metal.> tap my foot to the beatBecause you have no sense of rhythm or if you did, it was ruined by too many post african repetitions.
I've never paid too much attention to Running Wild. What is their best album?
>>107274564for me its:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIx5aXxHmtY
>>107274564you cant go wrong with anything before 2000 though
>>107263445drab majesty good pick
>>107263445saw them live a little while ago and the head of the main guys guitar snapped off mid show then someone ran home and let him borrow his guitar and then the power went out. good show
>>107264258SICK OF LIVING UNWILLING TO DIEEEEKILLING JUST TO STAY ALIVEEEE
>>107268062https://nexorum.bandcamp.com/album/death-unchaineddecent Norwegian black/deathfor some reason, the cover art JPG in the folder I got via Soulseek was 6016 pixels a sidebit excessive, eh