Not Comfy editionold >>106469645faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Post Blasting !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJyEuV7Alds
i am going to make dis thread comfi anywayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv3DwIUK6S8
this thread deserves to be filled with garbage toofuck you
Love how endless dismal moan is like the black metal version of Japanese speedcore electronic music
>>106477872That's not what spinal cords look like
>>106477957what the fuck is this shit? post metal, I don't even care if its weeb metal, just post metal
>>106478142>I don't even care if its weeb metalTrue /touhou slam/ hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCt4jrs6-0s
any albums/bands that play in the style of doom metal but with a positive/happy feeling?
based or cringe?
>>106477847say no morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn5CsAs798I
>>106478561how the fuck do you play "happy" doom metal? it is an oxymoron. Sad sounds sound sad, there's no way to make them sound happy. It's like asking for death metal that doesn't sound violent.
Metalheads are hot and cute
>>106478561happy doom would just be stoner metal i imagine
>>106478612>It's like asking for death metal that doesn't sound violent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzTYw7kraak
>>106478561you want stoner rock (or some metal) like Fu manchu
>>106478198keep on rollin baby
>>106478561I kinda got a nice feeling from Heartless
>>106478579how do the owls know his name tho
>>106478928he got fed up by the constant who who who
>>106478561No way doom will sound happy. Even stoner doom often sound sad. Try some bongzilla and sleep if you somehow missed them.
>>106477738for me its osdm
>>106478561you could try shit like torche and baroness but I wouldn't recommend it
there is just simply not enough time in life broshow do I get over this fact?
What are you blasting for halloween ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVQHvPLaLJg
>>106479088time for what?, everything but dm sucks. We all should be dead by 40
i lisen to metul becuz im asocial scumbag and hate normies with their radio crapi want to kill them and shit on their graves
>>106479291>time for what?knowledgelife
>>106479400>knowledgemany people had even less time than you and made many great things. The problem is your IQ, not time>lifeI already said everything sucks
>>106479275King diamond of coursehttps://youtu.be/5ppu5BsqKck
>>106479354Wrong.You should want to fuck them pregnant, kill them, fuck them, shit on the stillborn's gravehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCeRWaIh5Hw&ab_channel=InfantAnnihilator
>try slam >hmm maybe this isnt too bad>dying pig vocals come in
>>106479689>try slam>hmm maybe this isnt too bad>dying pig vocals come in
new knocked loose, where my coreshitters at?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70cXs8hht_Q
>>106479755>new knocked loosebased, how is it?
>>106479775on the thrid track now and its pretty damn good, probably on par or better than laugh tracks. something about their real meat and potatoes approach to the style really appeals to me
>>106479755pretty generic and the vocalist is ass but I like the caveman bass/drum
>>106479839based, I'll add it to my list, thanks corefren
>frogtrannies are coreshitters
>>106479477Pretty much, some people are just better than you at life. It's a hard pill to swallow, and you can spend your time on self-improvement, but if you constantly compare to others you're doomed already.
>>106478198I don't know what to listen to right now.
>>106479889This art appeals to me. Gonna check it out.
>>106479400I work a full time job, go to University full time, have a girlfriend, and find time for myself. You're just stressed cause you're fucking lazy bud.
A girl.... AND a SABATON fan? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Soi Thrower sucks
>>106480577>muh tanks>muh war>muh epic history lessonsSabaton is the Assassins Creed of metal bands.
The GOAT of riff salads
>>106480842for every 10 songs 1 is a banger
>>106480868sabaton doesn't have any bangers
>>106480896red baron and the last stand are
>>106480866that's not a good thing
I really wish Nu-Metal was cool again. I talk with all my friends who like bands like Ghost B.C, Mastodon, and The Sword and try to convince them that Nu-Metal is more than just a genre, that it's a counterculture, a way of life, but they never listen.I'll always remember the first time I heard David Dramien's "OUAHAHAHAHAHAHA" at the beginning of Disturbed's magum opus, "Down With The Sickness". When I heard his frenzied voice scream "You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore How would you like to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die", it was as if someone stole the words from my mouth, as 2 days prior, my mother had confiscated my Xbox 360 and my Intel HD 3000 laptop due to my falling marks in school. Or how about hearing Jonathan Davis's avant-garde cries of "Da boom na da noom na namena" (x10)" channeling African tribal dances? I'd love to hear Ghost come up with something as haunting, avant-garde, and metal than that.But Nu-Metal wasn't just a counterculture movement that encompassed human emotions like rage and avant-garde: it captured the beauty of the human soul, too. I'll always remember the first time I heard Nickelback's "Photograph" and heard the expertly produced acoustic guitar lick that sounded like the most expertly crafted GarageBand MIDI I ever heard. And I haven't yet heard a lyric off Emperor Of Sand that can compare to "Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?"So there you have it: Nu Metal is a down to earth, emotional musical genre/counterculture movement that needs to make a comeback. Modern metal bands like Mastodon and Ghost can't compete with the greatest era of metal ever to be made: Nu Metal.
>>106481169mastodon is almost nu-metal now
>>106481169ngl disturbed was pretty badass as a middle schooler
>>106481169Keep on rollin bro
>>106481236he has gotten cooler with age
>>106479755Meshuggah influence is subtle, aka not going djent, which is nice. However KL is never that interesting, and the kids claiming they are embracing death metal don't know what death metal is.
black metal and post-punk go very well together imo, but what about death metal with post-punk? does that shit exist? i would love to hear something like that, any recs?
so what'd we think of it?
>Kūka'ilimoku>Lyrical themes: Hawaiian culture, history, anti-colonialism>Live guitarist is a JewessIs this the new standard for black metal?
>>106481959i've never heard post punk and i don't intend on ever hearing anything remotely related to post punk
>>106482868Why are you such a cunt.https://youtu.be/PpTKcv-SmR0
Soon it will be November
>>106483013not trying to be a cunt the concept of "post-punk" just reeks of bad music and pretentious wannabe artists. Post-punk, post-metal, post-modernism, post-anything is always as sign of intellectual and artistic povertyDefining yourself in terms of being "post-previous movement" is just dumb.btw I see you've posted Mission of Burma, I've never heard them but google says the band started in 1979. How the fuck can a band from 1979 be post-punk when punk itself began in 1977?
>>106483264you're on some schizo shit, mission of burma song anon posted is very good and comfy
A metal band finally used blackface in a video! Seriously, this band is so fucking based though. https://youtu.be/7sxBqKo5PQk
>>106483176I've been hitting all the death metal I've been meaning to listen to in anticipation of November
remember kids sometimes eps and demos are just as important or even better
>>106483264Mission of burma was far ahead of their time.There are gems in every genre anon.
>>106477702 Bullet>99.9% of the bands you shitters pretend to like
>>106483393Same and doom for halloween
>>106483452All the bands I listen to must be in the 0.01%
>>106477702What do you guys think of igorrrr? I like some of there singles but they might be a meme.
>>106483466spooky doom reccs? here have some death doomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWxESvxOXmU
>>106483606I'll check that one out. I've just been listening to electric wizard lol
>>106483393can i just listen to black thrash?
>>106483672Anything that overlaps with black metal is okay in my book.
>>106483393What death metal you've been listening to?
>>106483500His old shit as/with Whourkr is way less memey and I love it. The new stuff is reddit-tier lolsorandom jacking himself about how many genres he can make from what I could tell. Whourkr was actually heavy and a cool zoning in on a certain kind of heaviness that can now be achieved with computers. https://youtu.be/GNe8g8t1GtU
>>106483500Please answer my question
>>106483734I just did.
>>106478631Said no one ever
>>106483672yes, but not thrash/black
>>106483758My gf thought so. :P
>>106480868>tfw sabaton could've been an interesting take on power metal if they didn't hamstring their lyrics with muh war shitFACING THE WIND AS THEY RIDE THROUGH THE SKYSHADOW OF MORDOR BLACK HORSES THEY RIDEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2r9xwaFBU
>>106484031sabaton is always shit my man
>>106479755this is shit is just the same shit over and over again, I fucking hate kids and their shit "influences" go be wiggers somewhere else.
>>106484038all I'm saying is they could've been a lot better if they didn't grab the history teacher audience anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4co4tXQnWnc
>>106484169true, but they are swedish, and I wouldnt trust swedes with playing power metal in any possible scenario
>>106484198I will never understand Sweden and its metal scene, they add such weird shit to their music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13IW_KDCkJo
>>106484297Dark tranquility's character is actually amazing, probably the only good post 90s melodeath record. What's wierd about it? Keyboards?
>>106484377Yeah I think that is it, In Flames along with Dark Tranquility always have me subtle D&D vibes.
>>106484198They made the best power metal album ever though
>>106478142Anime website newfaggot.
>>106484404>best power metal album ever>band isn't Blind Guardian, Helloween or Angrayou're not that guy pal
>>106484430>>best power metal album ever>>band isn't Blind Guardian, Helloween or Angra
>>106483264>post-modernismtell me what you think this is
>>106484430>Blind Guardian hahahahah good one anon
What's the genre difference between metalcore like All That Remains and metalcore like Breakdown of Sanity?
>>106484502>metalcoreThey are both shit, easy
>>106484524Mirrors is a really good album.
best BM album of the last decade
>>106483264There's some super creative and cool riffing on this record goddamn
>>106484534go listen to some pony shit you faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMCZ6ATPM30
>>106484502Nevermind I found the answer. One is called "deathcore".>>106484602Suck my dick!
>>106484444>look mom I posted it again!
>>106484444BASED QUADS CONFIRM, TOURISTS FUCK OFF
>>106484602This is actually good though, thanks for the rec.>>106484680>beatdownThere are too many non-metal genres to keep track of. Metal is so simple. Thrash, trad, doom, power, black, death, nothing more.
>>106484717ya forgot sludge
>>106484756I forgot slam too
>>106484782isn't slam technically a subgenre of death metal though?
>>106484717>liking pony musicwhy anon
>>106479755Metalcore/deathcore shit does absolutely nothing for me
>>106484790Yeah. But sludge is a subgenre of doom, right?
>>106484815that's because it is nothing
>>106484602Pony shit can be pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykFZ1XO94mA
>>106484871not good, didn't like
>>106484919Most good pony music is techno.
>>106484951Reminds me of an old youtube comment that stuck in my mind. Some boomer said on a Falconer video that "they knew how to keep rocking" and to watch out and stay true because "tecno is taking over".
>>106484602Bronycore past 2014 is garbage dont listen to it
>>106481959>death metal post punkCarbonized - Disharmonization
>>106483264It's just a name, a new sound gets created and artists go with that sound, it's not their fault that retarded critics come up with retarded names.
>>106484978eh, most "kids" are into some type of doomer mumble rap shithttps://youtu.be/0EZp_gynG5I?t=192
>>106485009That's all labels and record companies. When I was growing up music was just associated with a city or region. "Boston Hardcore" or "Gothenburg Metal". Now that the globohomo is taking over, they have to use and abuse genres cause culture is dying.
>>106485092Listened to this yesterday, not bad desuA bit fruity and proggy at times but in a cool way
>>106485133>still not the Jews.
country girls make dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y027OWMSPk
>>106477702Could I play grindcore on a marshall dsl40cr and still be able to use to practice in my apartment? asking for a friend
Anyone listened to the last Trivium album? I stopped caring about them after vengeance falls, as it sucked hard, but I heard they released good stuff since then
who's the demographics that post metal review on rateyourmusic? I want to stab these people in the face with their irony and their lack of awareness and culture.I feel some 4chanism in the writing, some of you are doing it right?
>>106485926Silence in the Snow was old-fashioned heavy metal, if simplistic and repetitive. Everything else has been trash though. The Sin and the Sentence had one or two okay songs but also a lot of trash and nothing approaching Shogun/In Waves interest. WTDMS didn't have anything I liked on it. I don't listen to metalcore anymore so I've only given the new album one spin and it seems slightly better than WTDMS, and it's currently their highest rated album on RYM, so probably give it a go.
Thoughts on Branikald, Forest, Raven Dark, and Vargleide?
>>106484404That's not Under the Force of Courage. Or does that have too much prog to count?
>>106486605They're based simple as
>>106486721But which are more based and why? Branikald is my favourite, Rydandalir is a top tier album.
>>106477738they have like one good song on the album, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiLaLcB7SeM&ab_channel=IronMaiden
>>106481959I would say Nails. Although it has more hardcore punk influences.
Who's your favourite bassist?
>>106477738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oshKHq-ba9s>>106485150Agreed. It's just so interesting overall that I can forgive the obvious weaker moments
WE'RE THE DREEEEEEEAAAAAAM WAAAARRIORSI DON'T WANNA DREAM NO MOREWE'RE THE DREEEEEEEAAAAAAM WAAAARRIORS(DREAAAAAAAAAM WAAAAARRIOOOOOOORS)AND MAYBE TONIGHTMAYBE TONIGHT YOU'LL BE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
How did metal cover arts lost so much SOVL so quickly.I can't even think about 10 albums released after 2000 with covers that reach that late 80s early 90s lever of SOVL.What happened?
>>106487840Analog to digital. Same can be said for a lot the music too.
>>106487371Adrien Gustin from Pestifer
>>106488003Thats a shitty website bro
good morning, /meal/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nez4KCz9Tzk
>>106483264Based beyond believe
Why did doom metal only seem to take off so late? Black Sabbath laid the base for the sound with their first song in 1970 yet there were like a handful of doom bands in the 80s and the genre mostly seems to have grown in the 90s.
>>106488506Because in the 80s and 70s punk was much more appealing and metal bands incorporated it into their sound.When in the 90s punk started to blow ass metal bands started to flock to the untainted sabbath sound
>>106486668That is a good choice too
>>106482414That's how it goes. Just because a certain image is purported doesn't mean it is adhered to in practice. Like how bands hopping on the "japanese-themed" bandwagon are all anti-racists, when Japan is one of the most racist and xenophobic countries out there, and always has been. You've known these types before, they're called "poseurs."
>>106488744Thesaurus-anon, please calm your autism. At least for one day. Maybe annoy /lit/ or /pol/, they are used to dorks who think they are a lot smarter than they really are.
My friend keeps insisting that I listen to Rivers of Nihil, or how I like to call them Rivers of Nyquil
>>106488506Because late 70s/80s hardcore kids had to grow up first.
>>106478561Epic stuff like Candlemass doesn't necesarily feels "Happy" but it doesn't feel sad either. Reverend Bizarre too, even one of the songs ends with the whole band laughing
>>106480868Every song of them is a banger. As in I want to bang my head against the concrete when I hear them.
>>106488744>muh poserswhere's you album anon?
>>106477738https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLymNFxwBo3thlpI9n4n0fgzYZyK38u7qLI hope all of you are having a wonderful day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eAZRYQUk8some anon here mentioned this band a few threads ago, I wanna say thanks cause they're fucking great
who was your "gateway into metal" banddon't be ashamed to tell, we're all friends herefor me it was linkin park desu
>>106480329>I work a full time job, go to University full timeliterally impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OQ_hQXRRMAI miss themWhy did they disappear
>>106490105I started with rammstein and acdc, in early middle school i was into nu-metal, around 17 i was really into goth post-punk and black metal which are still my fav
>>106485043take your meds retard
This is amazing
>>106490105unironically burzum, thought metal was gay until the hypnotic riffs and synths won a 16 year old me over.
>>106490316And now, one year later, it's still all you listen to
>>106490316>hypnotic riffs and synthsfunny way of spelling "garbage-sounding"burzum is objectively feces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoToociLHZs23 years later this is still the peak of the genre
>>106487840New Voivod covers are peak SOVL
>>106490105Slipknot and I fuckin love em
>>106490402old Slipknot was some of the most pissed off and sonically violent shit in mainstream metal, shame they've turned into stone sour 2.0
>>106490428That's why iowa holds a special place in my heart
>>106490105I fell in love with "them bones", discovered nin that then brought me to marylin manson, that brought me to mcr and other "fake emo". Nothing really hit me as much as "them bones", so I started back from sabbath digging semi-chronologically
>Animefags enjoy gay borderline non-metal atmoblacksurprise surprise, the shit taste havers have shit taste
>>106490614>not liking animeGTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVGcRNotCAEunironically the pinnacle of heavy metal music
>>106490105At the Gates is what got me into "real" metal around 14.
>>106490782Fuck that guitar tone is droney as fuck
>>106490782Best track on the album.
>>106490811go jerk off to garbage trve kvlt black metal incel
>>106484430>best power metal album ever>not Lost Horizon, Riot or literally anything else
https://youtu.be/i1lCGA1tAOUanyone know any music that sounds like the intro to this demo?
>>106491006Too slow for me...
>>106491109Try this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZTwwd2T6q4
What a boring album
>>106491162It's probably the fastest EW song.
>>106491185Ngl it was fine at first, I just cant get into Stoner doom I guess.T. Stoner
>>106491251What do you like?
>>106490105Ignoring mainstream nu-metal and mainstream dad metal, what got me into metal was Sonata Arctica because I stumbled across an AMV in the mid-2000s. And after going through a brief European power metal phase, I got into touhou and went down the touhou metal rabbithole and got into everything from touhou power metal to touhou death metal to touhou metalcore and touhou black metal, grindcore, you name it.And from there I branched out into normal versions of these genres.
>>106490105Late Porcupine Tree and later Opeth and Mastodon
>>106491251>T. Stoneryou are not welcome here, degenerate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B0BBq4skoYModern meloshit literally sounds like it was generated by an AI, this just sounds like various parts of band's previous songs stitched together
Morbid Angel post Altars sucks so fucking much it's impressive
>>106491382moredick jizzgel sucks
>>106491280Thrash, death, black, heavyYou know... shit that isn't slow as fuck
>>106491342The genre became obsolete after Crimson and Crimson II so I don't know why they keep making it
>>106491320I make myself welcome
>>106490105Linkin Park was the first "heavy" music I listened to, and many other nu-metal and post-grunge shit bands. When I decided to get into metal proper, I started with Metallica and Iron Maiden
>>106491466>Metallica and Iron Maidenyikes
>>106491466>linkin park>shit bandpseud
>>106490105let the bodies hit the floor lmao
>>106491412You mean Above the Weeping World
>>106491342Someone in the comments called this "Death Leppard" and that's mostly apt. It's part AOR with growls, and part "cinematic epic reverb relaxing Viking playlist 10 hours" for Skyrim players. Mainstream rock/metal is becoming more producer-driven like pop music is, which always runs the risk of further sonic homogeneity because producers like to do whatever works and is currently en vogue.
>>106491879Have you listened to their older albums? Nearly half of their songs start with cheesy synth intros and the clean vocals in the chorus make it almost sound like motivational metal>AOR with growlsThey did a hilarious cover of Rush's Subdivisions years ago
>>106491342>modern melodeath suc-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTTFykCaaNU
>>106491930No I tend not to check out meloshit released after 1996. It's only a matter of time before this sort of band becomes a heavier Imagine Dragons.
Top 10 Death Metal bands:1. Morbid Angel2. Morbid Angel3. Morbid Angel4. Morbid Angel5. Morbid Angel6. Morbid Angel7. Morbid Angel8. Morbid Angel9. Morbid Angel10. Morbid Angel
>>106492099Bongman is objectively wrong AGAIN
>>106492099>Top 10 Death Metal bands for people who enjoy ramming toothpicks up their urethra:ftfy
>>106492091>It's only a matter of time before this sort of band becomes a heavier Imagine DragonsThat's exactly what happened to In Flameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWJIPh0J6U
>>106488778It pertains to current metal bands, so what's wrong? Why should these bands that desire a specific image get a pass if they're completely based in delusion?
>>106492120Apparently Mithras was morbid angels sister band, and forever advancing....legions is way fucking better than any morbid angel album.
Top 10 Death Metal bands:1 Six Feet Under2 In Flames3 Rings of Saturn4 The Black Dahlia Murder5 Infant Annihilator6 Arch Enemy7 Archspire8 Soilwork (feat. Bjorn Speed Strid)9 Deicide10 Opeth
>>106492162Now this is autism...
>>106492197Any of these is way better than Morbid Penis
>>106492233I wouldn't have asked if I knew. Explain to me.
>>106492242You're a lost cause
>>106492091>let me educate you on music I don't even listen to
>>106492246Oh you can't.
>>106492263It's because of things like this...
>>106492263he is right, there is no help for you
>>106492197this but a 100% unironically
>>106492296I have an IQ of 345
>>106492257>I need to look at 500 spades before I can identify one
>>106492351Doesn't equate, ya dope.
>>106492371How so?>>106492371No u
>>106492444Doesn't equate because distilling all melodic metal into 'meloshit' in the context of time, disregarding all subgenres, is about as braindead as putting a fork into a toaster.
All it takes is one autist to ruin a thread...
>>106492544Yeah you ruined this thread, retard.
>>106492663He keeps going...
Do you guys like Ulcerate here?
>>106492874Best modern tech death band
>>106492099Based and checked