Metasonix edition Beginner information and FAQ:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPpbekTXC2MLearn full stack development to afford non-shit gear:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YXqXPWjmKkBuild a guitar:https://www.kieselguitars.com/cart/build.php?model=vm8&tested=1Beginner guitar tutorials:http://www.justinguitar.com/Guitar chords and inversionshttp://www.chordbook.com/guitar/chords/String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):http://hikyz.net/misc/stringassembler/Music theory:http://music-theory.net/lessons>Steve "The Italian Stallion" Vai's Ten Hour Workouthttp://www.mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf>Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2http://www.mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rarhttp://www.mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar-->Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrickhttp://www.mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8>Chord Chemistry - Ted Greenehttp://www.mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg-->Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitarhttp://www.mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22>Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greenehttp://www.mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb>Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greenehttp://www.mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsqhttp://www.mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd>The megahttps://mega.nz/#F!KIoilagC!3KtnUYdTW53VsQu9QrJS_g
Phil McKnight Pros: >has expertise in guitar set up and tech>Insider info on factories and build quality and shares it >doesn’t like Paul Reed Smith since Paul made fun of his t shirt like 3 times Cons:>goofy looking >bad musician >always pretends to be happy and like everything, esp cheap shit (whcih gets views). Proven >says he loves every thing but actually sells it all really fast >likes to buy and return shit to sweetwater >spends half the video talking about YouTube policy or telling dumb stories >sucks up to PRS despite not liking him becuase PRS gives him free shit >sucks kiesel cock Overall I like Phil because he will explain why Squire and those brands suck without saying they suck.But generally YouTube is cancerTrogly is better
The ones seething about YouTube channels are usually the ones with a failed youtube channel
>>105960332I don’t have a YouTube channel nor want one nor respect those that do
How do you all fight GAS?Personally, I don't allow myself to look at gear or gear discussion until after I've practiced for the day/gg/ is the exception, because none of you have any idea what you're talking about so I have zero impulse to buy anything you recommend
>>105960351>because he can't You geriatrics are funnyMy local store with the failed youtube channel is all boomers, so it makes sense why their channel failed. Lol they lack charisma. I'd rather watch paint dry than watch their videos
Who makes the best Les Paul guitars? It can't be Gibson, right?
Thoughts on the Wilshire reissue? Local nigga is selling on for an a-OK price. Would be my first electric.
>>105960406Be poor enough so that you can't really afford anything. Helps that I'm naturally abhorred by consoomerism from growing up with a financially-retarded mother and a wasteful brother.
>>105960583Condor looks cool but I haven't seen any used hagstroms for sale in my area.
You hate to see it...
>>105960648Condor > hagstroms
>>105960666I don't care for fender satan
>>105960696I thought condors were made by hagstrom?
I thought Hagstroms were made by Hagstrom in Sweden
>>105960820Unless it says condor. It's not an authentic condor less paul
>>105960406Limit myself to one piece of gear a month, forces me to consider what will improve my playing rather than> oh boy this YouTuber thinks this pedal will change my playing, I don't want to miss out
>>105960857>hes so gullible it's easy to shove shit down a consumers throat
>>105960618Have other hobbies that actually require you to spend money on a regular basis (shootan', cars/bikes, stuff that requires traveling like surfing, etc.) instead of being driven by base consumerism.
>>105960562It’s Gibson or Heritgae and it’s not debatable
>>105960904herp meant for >>105960406
>>105960406I just bought a Gibson and a Mesa and now I have the best. GAS is literally poor people trying to rationalize not getting a Gibson. >Gibson sucks this schecter is just as good!>find out it is shit >Gibson sucks this Ibaneaz is just as good >it’s actually shit and made the same place as the schecter > my Ibanez sounds like shit I bet an pedal will fix it>it doesn’t For me I bought a Gibson SG and a Triple crown. No pedals no memes. No desire to use gay pedals or collect Chinese particle board ‘for tone variety’
>>105960069>Trogly is betterlol, no. Trogly's a flipper. He's the type of guy to sell you oregano for weed and pretend to be your friend doing it.McKnight is a yes-man. You are correct he loves everything and dances around direct criticisms, but you can read between the lines if you are an experienced player. Still 2 or 3 times more honest than a salesperson in a shop, though. He gives good tech advice and knows what he's talking about.And the 'lookism' thing is a plus.
>>105960406guilt and self-loathing
>>105960562Heritage>Gibson for solidGretsch>Guild for closed-hollow
>>105960985They are both worms. Phil looks like one trogoly is one. This board is lame as hell. Talking about which sales man you prefer like a bunch of losers.
>>105961037So what are your preferred YT channels?Davesworldoffunstuff is a jaded asshat boomer.
>>105961033Condor>heritage>Gibson for solidCondor>gretsch>guild for closed-hollow
I want to play in Drop F like a degenerate. I bought a JS-20-7 on a presidents day sale, and where the bridge is placed it can't even intonate to drop A; I had to remove the spring on the saddle just to pull it far back enough to intonate on B. Garbage quality.I got an American Dk7 on a deal and I love it, but I enjoy playing it on regular tuning and really don't want to fuck with an otherwise stellar setup just to play 0-1-0-4-3-0. I also tried a mid-range Schecter at Guitar Center to get a feel for that price range and the store setup there sucked too. Other than the Stephen Carpenter signature, is it possible to get 80s and intonate them on a 7 string under $500? Did I just get a dud with the JS?
>>105960915>>105961033>tfw no Heritage guitars in my country:(
>>105961037Trogly is good, you can literally see everything in the guitar and decide for yourself if it’s good. You don’t even need to have the volume on. I skip his playing though lol, he sucks and can’t dial in the mark V at all. But I mostly agree with him I’m general anyway. He doesn’t pander and say that Squires are 99% as good as custom shops like Andertons or Phil. He will get an epiphone and say it mostly sucks and he didn’t like it. He says he doesn’t like PRS. He really only pussied out on the JP majesty where he basically said it sucked without saying it explicitly becuase the Dream Theater army would have murdered him. But you could tell he didn’t like it.And who cares if he’s a flipper? I started with a Mexican fender and schecter and flipped my way to a CS Gibson in a year. Good for him, it’s easy business
How do I get better at muting strings for weird chords
>>105961167>my countryWhat's that?I've heard before (but don't live by) the idea that you shouldn't buy guitars that were constructed in very different climates. Like, if you live in Arizona and buy a guitar from Indonesia, it's only a matter of time before you get a twisted neck, split or cracked body, or fret sprout in the best case.I don't follow that advice, but think about it a lot since the top of an acoustic that I travelled with split after a couple years back home.What do you think?
>>105961270>And who cares if he’s a flipper?It means that his evaluations are skewed by how quickly he can sell the item, or how much profit he can make.You can't make money on a modern-day Epiphone.
>>105961288It’s true Yamaha had big problems shipping acoustics to the US early on.
>>105961278Get fatter fingers: eat more pudding and iced cream, take naps, flash your digestive system with salty-sweet just before bed.
>>105961278Index finger across all of the stringsThose are all just Barre chords in that picture
>>105961316Not really. He likes Norlin Junk the best of all Gibson and nobody buys it but him.
>>105961278You don't need to mute anything in order to play those though?
>>105960569Input jack between the knobs is annoying if you're tucking your cable behind your strap, certain motions move them out of placeThe trem on that one looks kinda sus, too
>>105961352>>105961381How are they barre chords? You're only playing 2/3 notes.
>>105961406Look at them, that's just A5/E/E transposed
>>105961406Index finger mutes the strings, the other fingers fret the notes
>falling for the gibson meme
>>105961278Just play the fretted strings???????
>>105961406You don't have to play every note in the full barre chord. You only need 3 strings to make a basic chord triad
>>105961278guitar shitter here, but aren't those just power chords except you shift ur middle finger one fret?
>>105961380It's because he thinks they will be collector items in the future.
>>105961466Those aren’t triads I hate you all
>>105961490>he cant identify a triadOh lawd
>>105961490Protip: the X indicates that that string shouldn't sound a note so why even mute it at all, just avoid strumming themLearn 2 hand-eye coordination
>>105960018omg does that amp have hecken profanity on it
>>105961613>redditor calling posters redditors
Samuel Campos™Lon/gg/ live the Kin/gg/™
My #2 guitar has really low quality frets and it's in need for a fret job, should I just get a SS refret done instead? I don't know if it's logical to spent that much on a cheap guitar but I like the neck profile and how it sounds.
>I wish I bought more tube amps>were you in a band, uncle?>no i had to show 4chan i wasn't poor
>>105961288Mostly a non-issue. This is a problem in raw wet lumber more than finished guitars or dried wood. 70s Yamahas with belly bulge have other materials and construction issues. If this was really the issue you were making it out to be mahogany wouldn't be a thing.
Can any technical bros help me out? I own an Orange CR120 combo but and finally upgrading to a tube amp. The CR120 allows you to unplug the amp portion from the speakers, letting you use it as just a speaker cabinet. That's what I plan on doing as well as attenuating the amp My question is with wattage and ohms. The cab has two speakers rated at 16 ohms. Does this mean the amp must be set to 16 ohms and so does the attenuator? Everything must be equal? I've never used an attenuator before. The amp is rated to 120 watts and the amp will be 50 and I plan to attenuate it. So just 16 ohms for everything?
>>105962119Having kids would have made it too hard for him to afford more guitars.
>>105962039Sam's last words speaking to hitlerina and the litter he gave her
>>105961278Go watch some instructional videos on how to play root 6 and 5 power chords properly, it's identical except you're fretting different active notesYour barre finger should be touching the lower strings and lying just on top the upper strings with as little pressure as possible to mute them, then for C#5 you're using your thumb also to mute the sixth string
Why do hybrid amps sound so shit?
>>105962120HAHAHA! What a dork.
>>105961518Nice bait, almost fell for it
Warming up the tubes as i type, crackles and volume jumps in the background. Kino shit
>>105962259This? It's my 1956 reissue fender strat, coil foil an everything, b.
>>105962299What are the pickups?
>>105962237>crackles and volume jumpsdoesn't that mean your preamp tubes are on their way out?
Anyone here have experience with one of those hipshot xtender tuners? They seem like an awesome QoL feature to have on my guitar, considering i change between standard and drop D a lot, but don't know if it makes restringing and stuff a pain
>>105962317Funny you ask, quite the story there. I took the geet to the shop for a string change as I do weekly, and the 'techie had these old pickups from a busted guitar. Apparently vintage, so he gave me a sweet deal and I copped it for just €1300 a pair. They're hybrids.
>>105962482Ooh neat, that's why I was confused at first.
>>105962120https://mesa-boogie.imgix.net/media/Amplitudes/2013/June/Speaker%20Impedance%20Matching%20and%20Hookup.pdfIt’s high school physics dude.If you can’t get this you should save yourself some trouble and sell the orange and upgrade to a combo amp instead of goofing around with electronics you don’t understand
>>105962390Haha, kids these days.. Assuming everthings broken when its actually vintage and broken-in nicely
>>105962430Might be convenient if you are a performing musician, but I would guess it would be better to do it by ear and train your sense of pitch if you are a hobbyist.
>he doesn't do itpic related>inb4 locking tunerslol, those are a skill-degrading crutch
>>105962509hes american the only physics he took is being obese
>>105962482>1300$ for pickups hey anon I’ve got some snake oil that DESTROYS make-pattern baldness
>>105962571my luthier installed my strings like this and i was trying to figure out how to do it, it seems to help with the strings staying in tune
>>105962430changing tension on one string changes tension on all strings. flipping a lever might be pretty close if your setup is tight but it will never be perfect. if you're going back and forth that much you need another guitar set up for drop d. or just learn how to string your guitar properly instead and you can retune in 10 seconds.
>geetgo to auschwitz
>>105962688Whats that? They got vintage amps there?
>>105962634>through the post>under the string in direction of winding>fold back over top of the stringenjoy your pearls, swine
>>105962768ok thanks but what pearls are you referring to
>>105962614I get what i pay for, stay broke, keep seething
>>105962735i mean they had a pool so maybe
>>105962790>he cant keep up with new technology that is light-years ahead in quality >I'll just buy my outdated equipment, what do you mean snake oil?
>>105962509I guess my question is if it's two speakers in a cab then they're in series, right? Not parallel? If they're in parallel then the amp should be set to 8 ohms
>>105962790Reminds me of that decrepit FNaF animatronic
>>105962790people with wealth don’t stay wealthy by spending thousands on pickups lel have fun with them insufferable cunt
>>105962790A black mold infestation in your house.
>/gg/>where the thread dies if nobody takes the bait because there's nothing else to talk aboutStill waiting for insight on my 7 string problem btw if anyone else likes death core garbage
Alright, post your gear then, soiboys
>>105962571This is fucking retarded
>>105962991What's the problem?
>>105962991We only care to talk about sam here
>>105962259Its actually a pacifica i bought back in the day for like €250, swapped the pickups out for active soimur duncans cuz i wanted le fat distortion sound. Nowadays i just play once a week unplugged for 15mins and put it back. Alright guitar for what its worth, a little narrow neck, but fuck it, it is what it is.
>>105963136So shitplank it is....
>>105963190Seriously fuck that corner.MOVE YOUR AMPS
If i had spare cash sitting, id go for a fender strat. Just the best guitar there is, imo.
>putting your amp directly up against a wall I shiggy diggy doo
>>105962993https://voca.ro/119v93q91NdBhttps://voca.ro/15wuN0sXtDWb>>105963190based corner rig
>>105963191Its got sentimental value to me >>105963190Fuckin vinyl discs on walls, cmon dude.
>>105963255Fat board b. Hope u live away from people so ure able to blast that oversized cab
>>105963224You can still get 2 and 4 positions on an HSH Ibanez>>105963224
>>105963255anyone else find it comical he is playing the same shit sam did with same level of skill sam did and awful tone just like sam would useit's like he's sam with an american minimum wage job
>>105963331i will once this housing bubble popsi attenuate the cab for personal playing, recording is with an IR. prefer attenuated to full volume for practice anyway, it's really fucking loud
>>105963388So that's why Sam stopped posting. He wasn't banned, he was busy moving to the US!
>>105961155Get shorter saddles. That will give you more movement room.
>>105963388sam is really good so thanks for the complementi think i'm improving quickly
>>105963255this ni/gg/ does not /gg/i/gg/>>105960583this ni/gg/ /gg/i/gg/s
>>105963334Nah, the wiring is basic, 1 pickup select tirer. The middle pickup isnt even operational, just kept it there as opposed to a hole. Its scuffed b. Never tried ibanez, seemed a bit too metal-esque to me, probably comfy guitars though.
>>105962868Get a combo anon you’re going to electrocute yourself
Screen shot the Gibson you want most and most it
>>105963498Ive only played one Firefly, the DC LP Special and my grandfather had already stripped the fuck out of the truss rod slot so it played like shit and I hated it
>>105963255I can tell u can get out a real good tone, but those riffs are gay af if not bait
>>105963518Bengal burst, don't have to ss because you can already see it in your head
Anons whats ur age
>>105963518black '77 Les Paul Custom
>>105963636over 9000 LMAO
So mid to late twenties it is.
>>10596395269 Can you not read?
>>105963952you asked for age not how many times i blew my load in your mom last night
>>105963567Metallica is kinda gay but the war pigs bridge riff is kewl
>>10596423269 times in one night? You a bull bro. I released some snake oil in your moms pussy as well my good sir.
/gg/ forgot about Sam
>>105963279They’re not gonna get hurt, and they’re sentimental The Beatles and doers ones are original pressings though lol my brother had good taste :/
Samuel Campos will never dieA quick soulful song in f is /gg/s theme
Why is Sam a meme in the first place?He plays better than almost all of /gg/ and his totems are adequate for a favela monkey.
>>105964685He's calmed down since being memed this past year
giving my start some characterfirst mockupthoughts?
>>10596363631 or something
>>105963518>Screen shot the Gibson you want most and most itNo. But the one I want most is a 59 Les Paul copy with a sunburst finish. Jimmy Page's LP looks amazing and his is a 59 so a good reissue would be what I want
>>105963518a Byrdland or a 330
I thought the Andertons guy's name was "Rabeer."
>>105964685I used to post here over 5 years ago and they were still talking about that faggot. At least they stopped talking about Ramon or whatever his name was
I have 2 goats and I'm a social outcast and I've been praying to my goats to offer my soul to satan for musical talent.https://youtu.be/hfBa21waKOMMy current skill remember I will be back.
>>105965689ramon? sounds like another favela dweller
>>105960857>One piece of gear a monthIf you have a guitar and an amp, wtf else can you need? How about one piece of gear for your whole life
>>105965831believing in a literal Satan is cringeSatan is a metaphor in musicsabbath would laugh at you
>>105962119Anon doesn't have kids
>>105964768>this past year
>>105965036So you're gay?
>>105965912Now that I think about it I think his name was Roman, not Ramon Either wayz between him and Sam I stopped coming here for about 4-5 years, came back out of boredom and they're still talking about him
>>105966035are these moments really the highlights of your miserable life? obviously you've lost the mark
>>105966096looks like i hit the nail on the head lmfao
>>105966056i used to post here 2 years ago when the sam and jcum puppet show still aired. ironically i only come back here when i feel like playing guitar and the mediocrity and standoffish shitposts help me to feel better about my own abilities, while there are still some few-and-far-between normal people here looking to chat about guitars. honestly i'm just here now until i get bored of the shitposters, then i'll check back again in 2 years and see if this board still exists. every so often one of the shitposters accidentally says something interesting that i didn't know about this hobby.i sure hope i don't get a (You) from the "no one cares" guy that patrols this general. that would make me cry
>>105966190wow... you're still under the impression that words equate to effort and/or investment; this is why you're often struggling in just about everything you doremember, this doesn't wash off for you; you're nothingall the things you've done for me, I owe you more than you'll ever actually receive in any meaningful currency within this world :]
>>105965036you will never be a woman
if you use any mic other than an sm57 for your guitar amp youre a consoomer faggot
>>105966323lol... I'm using 6 mics in a crazy setup
>>105966221I came back and all the threads were about "fun is what people have when can't be successful" and now it's all cargo cult samefagging and forcing These are truly the worst threads on all of 4chan and I've been to the kpop general threads. These are worse
>>105966323just got done eating an industrial sized can of bush's baked beans and shoving eight sm57s up my ass. gonna record every subtle nuance of my enormous bowel movement in dolby digital surround sound for posterity. how do you like them apples lil sammy sambo? i bet you feel real fuckin stupid right about now you lil shit fuck bum.
>>105966323I use a 520DX
great tip: if you want to close the distance on somebody you've had trouble with in the past, a simple sorry is usually enoughdon't be a fucking weirdo about it and let it needlessly stress you, holy fuck
>>105966990nobody wants to "close the distance" with you because you're a passive aggressive little bitch
>>105966990>>105967349U ok bro?
>>105967389no im not ok you stupid nigger, last night i worked 8 hours and my boss says i cant leave so i ended up working 2 more hours FUCK YOU
>>105962038If it feels good spend the cash simple as
sup guys, im looking to buy a good amp to play with the guys some hot fuzzy garage rock type shit. sill play some shows 2 maybe later down the road whenever the covid chills a bit more. twin reverb any good? any of you guys had any exp with it? kind of on the expensive side, but seems everyone and their mother is using it.>tl;dr twin reverb any good or jewish meme?
>>105967501at least i dont make 1 dollar an hour LMFAO
>>105967479>listening to your bossNgmi
>>105967762Such is life in brazil
>>105965036The OK bye :) is cringe desu
>>105967349lmao watyou're the one who waits for my ID to pop up so you can try to say weird shit because it's all you have left at this pointI admire your investment in me, but honestly, the only aggressive one is here; don't get confused with your state of power herebut hey, listen: I'm sorry. You're an alright lad with a strong personality and we both got involved with a weird situation, and played it weirdly, accordingly.
>>105967837U ok bro?
>Hi, I'm Samuel Campos! I'm a guitarist, bassist, producer with a passion for music. I'm primarily a blues/rock player, but I can also play most popular genres, such as pop, funk, r&b and latin.>From Brazil>Member since Sep 2015>Avg. response time 17 days>Last delivery 2 months
>>105965968Lmao people who became famous sold their souls to satan forever. Your probably just someone who did it already trying to scare me off.
>>105967896Selling your soul to Satan means letting a fat Jewish man fuck you in the ass with his egg shaped penis oh and you need to suck the egg as well
>>105967607I want things, I buy things and then I forget about them. None of it fills the void in my soul or in my playing ability. Simple as.
alright I'm back faggotssmall-town guitar tech, ask me anything
>>105968240why do PRS owners love pleasuring men with their mouths?
>>105968240What's the nicest piece of gear you worked on? Also what is the worst piece of shit you worked on or simply tell them to fuck off? Anything come close to sams stuff?
>>105967714super loud, super heavy, super cleanFor fuzz, gotta have a fuzz pedal. Think of it like a really really big white canvas. Pedals will be the paint for it, unless you play country music you don't need the clean headroom. Just get a Princeton reverb or deluxe reverb
>>105968240How long can I kick the tires before you get upset that I'm not buying anything?
>>105968277because the like cum, also that's the glue PRS uses >>1059682961960's Martin D-18, or Les Paul Customs in general (quite a few, but I'm biased because i own one too) Shittiest are things like squires, or off brand starter strats. The only people I've told to fuck off are older boomers desu with really nice gear. They come in asking "I wanna see some references before I let you see my $3000 Martin". At that point I'll just tell them to go to guitar center lmao>>105968306My store is appointment only basis
>>105968358Yep this nigga's an amateur in his garage
>>105968240are feeler gauges necessary for setting the action and neck relief? or could you get the same results by using the strings
>>105968358What state? Any famous musicians stop by?
>>105968480>>105968480>>105968480GET HIM BOYS
>>105967714Get a 59 Bassman Reissue. The early Fender tweeds are where the fuzz is at. Get a concert if you want 4x10" plus tremolo.
>>105968483They can be ok tools to get you close, ultimately it will depend on the guitar, gauge of strings, customer preference. I typically setup a guitar with what I call "medium" action. Have the customer play it when they pick it up, adjust from there. Most of the time I go by feel, and style of playing.>>105968501Texas, country guys who play with the big names. Usually acoustics for them.
>>105968516this, fender tweeds rock, I love the natural compression they get when cranked
>>105968536King diamond ever stop by? He's in Dallas
>>105968536>I typically setup a guitar with what I call "medium" actionwell this LARP didn't last long
>>105968577>live action roleplay>online text
>>105968240How hard would pic related be to fix?
>>105968559I'm a bit far from there, I get alot of small time guys from Houston and Austin. Some pretty cool people actually, I love doing tech work vs touring like I used to. Get to hang out and not have to travel, way more money. >>105968577Explain? When someone comes in and says I would like a setup, my first question is ok how do you like your action? If I get hit with " I don't know". Next is to ask their style of playing, usually I can guess based on that and if they liked how the guitar was already playing. Your statement here doesn't make much sense. >>105968615EZ money, new nut, or possibly filing and re-glue. It's probably not too far off as is, but I'd have to see it and evaluate in person.
>>105968659lol not only are you not a luthier you can't even convincingly LARP as one
>>105968637it should look like this
>>105968703ok cool, I'll continue to rake in money while you seethe on the internet, and at the end of the day you'll still be a faggot
lmao see? now that you realized it wasn't working it turned into a "troll" so you could try to save face
>>105968240Best Carolina tech here. Just did a glue up on a Mitchell with a broken headstock. It's a piece of shit but the customer's meemaw gave it to him. If I had noticed that he had super glued the bridge saddle in place I would have told him to fuck right off. Spent 30 minutes cleaning out the slot with a razor. Fucking lowlife scum.
Imagine coming to an anonymous website and even in your wildest car/gg/o cult fantasy you're still just a screwdriver monkey at a shitty music store out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
>>105968536>i set the action high to slow them down and only fix it if they complainlook at this fucking crab lmfao
>>105968706Yes, I mean the screw
>>105968871lmfao why would I set it higher than it was coming in? I take a measurement of each strings height when the instrument comes in. If they like how it was I'll start with that. If they complain "yeah man this thing is just too high of action" I go down from there. Tell me more how you've actually never worked with actual customers in your life.
>>105968871t. guitar center tech making $8/hr
If anybody's curious, this "tech"(lol) details cars at a dealership and has previously claimed to be from South Carolina but now he's changed it to Texas.https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/104024228/#104036140He's a legit schizo, not a pretend one like we're all used to.
trolls really do bring out the best in everyone
>>105968992kek i remember this faggot>wall of shitplanks in a mobile home>not a single one worth more that $700
thoughts on the velhellen cocksmoke amps?
>>105969111Who gives a shit
>>105969111I prefer alien amps
>>105969111if i'm going to spend $2k i'll probably go for metal components instead of pine
>>105968240Van Halen comes off as such a sellout dorkGlad he died
>>105968965>i'll just do some random shit however i feel like it>that's how you can tell i'm a real professional
>>105969111I prefer plugging directly into a Neve board, running through my 1978 1176, then into my 1968 LA-2A, after that I'll parallel compress the signal through a SSL onboard, and then finally re-amp into my 1968 Fender Super Reverb, Mic'd with a Neuman.Only way to play baby
>>105969209Seethe>>105969232ooo and here it comes, cope
>>105969233classic car/gg/o cult
>>105969254sorry kid, I don't play live, only studio albums for me. That way my listeners get the purest sound
>>105969268>my listeners get the purest soundyeah im sure they get the purest sound out of their 100 buck ear buds
>>105969268>sorry kid, I don't playwe know
>>105969294>not using 7506's NGMI
>>105967873Kek what site?
>>105968240Who cares? Anyone that needs someone else to work on their guitar for them is a faggot Can you fix amps? That's the real shit right there
>not a single clip of playing posted in the entire threadLmfao does anybody really wonder why? Anyone?
>>105969425I would actually agree with you, shit is easy as fuck if you have even an oz of patience.Yup, I do guitars and amps.>t. B.S. in Electrical Engineering
>>105967873>Avg. response time 17 dayscoincidentally also how long his village goes without power every time he tries to plug his alien in
>>105969440>>105963255undisputed best guitar player in /gg/ until someone else posts vocaroo
>>105969473>t. B.S. in Electrical Engineering>works on kid's guitars for min wageYeeeeeah.. your LARP skills are abysmal. Better luck next time.
>>105969473B.S?Big Suck lmfao
>>105969534literally anyone else at al
>>105969560$50/hr cash or card?>>105969567Big Smo, chef at Wendy's I'll even do yall one better, give me 15min I'll post some of my playing.
>>105969589at al cheif?
Oiling your fretboard too often or too heavily will cause the glue holding it on to the neck to separate.True or false?
>>105969608Who gives a fuck
i see you nigga quit googling
>>105969473>BS in EE>makes 12 bucks an hour to fix guitars for children and boomers My cousin with an EE degree is making like 160k a year right now
>>105969603Flapping and squealing, bud. You'll reply because you're desperate for attention and this is the only place you can get it, people try to avoid your schizophrenia in everyday life.
>>105969608Snake oilWho TF oils a fretboard it's not a frying pan
>he thinks because he didn't have to input his name anywhere that his posts aren't being monitored, collected, and filed under his profile for tribunal use in the world court
hee hee hee
will people know im a closet homosexual if i play a flying V? always wanted one but i dont want people to know i lust for man butt
>>105969903no but people might disdiq
>>105969848The world court against volume knobs.FUCK STRATS!I HATE THE FLOATING VIBRATO!
We have a team to monitor you /gg/ shitposts.
>>105969919people might disdiq? what does that mean
>>105969978MEANS DIS DIQ MUTHAFUCKA!!! UH!!!
>>105969589https://vocaroo.com/1f2cG4UOwHJpimprov over the fade to black rhythm part, i know i mess up the lead here and there through indecision, but every time i hit space, z, r on audacity it gets a little better.got the pepper today, hooked it up, cut a TRS cable in half and screwed the leads intro the EQ to give it pigtails. works good. quickly learned to use a pencil to draw on the graphic EQ.
>>105969935you can like your guitar without disparaging others, anonwhy don't you tell us what you like about your guitar instead of what you don't like about strats
>>105970088>wall of rack gear>can't play for shitclassic car/gg/o cult
>>105970088the song was right you really can't play in time
>>105970088ok literally anybody else
>>105962571>I wrapped a thing around another thing at almost a 180 degree angle, big skill, so shred
>>105970272my half-drunk boomer ass, in between sips of beer and bites from panda expresshttps://voca.ro/1dlzEKrNffLg
>>105969768Gotta maintain some kind of moisture so it doesn't dry and crack over time, much like your mother's menopausal slizz
>>105970003>>105969978>>105969919>>105969903Are you Sugondese or something? I'm not sure how you got baited that hard
>when you finally nail Portait of Tracy for the first time Going to buy a Sunn Model T to reward myselfhttps://vocaroo.com/17vTSFgBkdxY
>>105970551You actually don't tho
>>105969743post your playing, let's see what's up
>>105970530this is shit
>>105970827let hear yours
>>105970101Actually Commander, I can disparage who or what I want.Why don't you take your kindergarten teacher attitude and shove it up your ayass.FUCK 2-POINT VIBRATOS AND FUCKS WHP DON'T KNOW WHAT TREMOLO MEANS! IE... STRAT PLAYERS!
>>105970530you can hear the mongolian beefshitposting aside GG my ni/gg/a
>>105970884lmao, I got the saucy glaze on my hands, but I'll still crank a few pentatonics
>>105970827Yeah, none of the people who post here can play. You'll get used to it.
helo /gg/ please do a lead over thishttps://voca.ro/1eY1BgYGgDY0
>>105971746I gotcha anon https://youtu.be/Quoo-cVeOKU?t=735
>>105971778heh you got methey're fun chords, okaystill do a lead pls
>>105971799I did, this is Ernie.
>>105971866Hi ErnieWhy are you lying though, the only lead on that song is the bass solo
>>105972849reeeee fucking fag I was trying to get to bump limit without bumping so I can ask some stuff in a fresh thread that isn't 4 posts from dying
>>105971887People in actual bands, posting on /gg/? Literally impossible.
poast wheelbarrow plox
>>105972940do I have to delete mine now? FAG>>105972955>>105972955>>105972955
>>105972969yeah I have, I botched the embeds like a tardfurfags won I guess
>>105971658he's literally a mongoloid
i won again