>Andrew WK is still alivelearn something new 'ery day
>>105951503and he's got a hot new actress gf
>>105951469he pp'd his pants
>>105951517>even he fell for the khazar milkers memedamn, I need a big tiddy Jewish gf too
>>105951534>>105951541>milkers turned him into a hand-rubbing Jewoh nowe have to save him bros
>>105951569She'd be better with a small limp dick
>>105951569>tfw steev mike gets to suck on those massive hooters
devourment is so much more brutal than any band i've ever heard. i cant even listen to cannibal corpse anymore, which in my teens i thought was the most brutal shit.
>>105951725My friends referred to devourment as 'wigger bounce death metal' growing up
>>105951569>>105951592>>105951541>>105951534>>105951517I want big tit gf too.
Does Mexico have any good black metal?Does the UK have any good black metal?The scenes there seem to be pretty weak, at least nowadays
>>105951818there's a whole faction of Mexican BM bands called the Black Twilight Circle and their aesthetic is mostly pre-Columbian but sometimes pro-Aztlan (i.e. get whitey)
>>105951725I saw them play in a tiny dive bar in a dangerous part of town. Was an absolutely kino experience. The place basically exploded during Babykiller and the bassist put on the horse mask for it. Highly recommend seeing them in as small a venue as possible.
I'm gonna make you shine
Are any of you guys musicians yourselves? How many times do you rehearse a song? What songs do you practice? How do you make your songs? What’s the process?
>>105952086i used to be but then i broke my guitar so i need to buy a new one and to do that i need to get a job and i don't want to get a job.
how many albums have you heard by>judas priest>black sabbath>iron maiden>motorhead
>>105952151>Judas Priestall of them>Black Sabbathall of them>Iron Maidenall of them>Motorheadall of them up to 1916
>>105951960>bassist put on the horse mask for it
>>105952189what race is this
>>105952151128214all of them at least 3-4 times>>105952175diaperlord...I kneel...
>>105952151>>judas priestIdk, like 5 or 6>>black sabbathEverything except the 90s stuff>>iron maidenAll of them>>motorheadOnly Ace of Spades and Overkill
I think I'm gonna plug in today.
Why do we like this again?
>>105951818Lluvia is the best black metal band rn and they're from mexico
>>105952474The answer you are looking for is no, he doesn't have balls
>>105952470because at first glance it's nu-male shit but it's actually patrician as fuck
>>105952504Call them queers
>>105952504call it for what it really is: post-apocalyptic gypsy wasteland
>>1059524702015 was a good year for BM.
give me the BEST most fucked up black metal album of the last 5 years. NO ATMOSHIT, NO DISSOSHIT
>>105952570>best>most fucked upso the shittiest? just pick any 1 lmao
>>105952570You're gonna have to shoot me before I spoonfeed you.
>>105951857Black Twilight Circle is American
shaping up to be a good thread so far, can we please keep it this way?
dad brought me this when i was 11 for chirstmasi have never been the same since
>>105952622did he molest you while watching it or something?
>>105952615Only if you sharepost as you frogpost.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySORA33T--E
>>105952570>NO ATMOSHIT, NO DISSOSHITI will now only give you atmoshit and dissoshit, I hope you cryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louJ7nOsDuQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nupBd_ykINchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdAPcxnYfI
>>105952622>tfw moshed in the movie theater when it played.
>>105951818UK has the 'cocke
>>105952697Akercocke is too good to be called BM
Akercuck sucks ass
>>105952666sorry sir, won't happen again sir, also based tripshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWAPU7VIQyc
>>105952175favourite for each?
>>105952666Eat a dick satanhttps://youtu.be/hRmPiYHrCs8
>>105952470Yo based. Thansk for posting this I never heard it before
do you think rob halford had a pierced dick in the 90s
behind every "vampyric black metal" solo project is a fag enabler or tranny
>>105952608>XIRATRA>Ah Dzam Poop Ek
>>105952776I think the Sabaton singer has a pierced dick. He's got the testicle inflationist vibe.
>>105952757also me >>105952424>Painkiller (best track: A Touch of Evil)>Master of Reality (best track: Into the Void)>Somewhere in Time (best track: Stranger in a Strange Land)>Iron Fist (best track: Go to Hell)
>>105952470>>105952769I need more comfy castlecore.
>loud thunder outsidebros... its evil metal timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpjXNFtpwbAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkzPvROKM5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AfMAd5pW7whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F55-4TqiSv0
Is it metal to say "bruh"? My mind is infected by internet-speak and I don't know what else to say.
>>105952849i wish it rained/thundered more where i live. it's either super clear and hot as balls or super snowy and cold as shit.
>>105952880Say brvhTvrns it kvlt
I just don't think the kind of metal being put out right now is what people need.
>>105952981What we need right now is a miracle on earth.
>>105952981It's mainly p lame, lacks balls
>>105953072The song I linked is Yngwie's real new single.
wtf this shreds
>>105953093>troll face on drum Yeah, no ill pass
>>105953093i've contributed at least 1000 views to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA
>>105953135New carcass. Exite
>metalheads against nazis
The song Dude Looks Like A Lady is incredibly problematic it's basically a fucking anti trans anthem. It's an example of the bigotry in the Heavy Metal and rock & roll scenes that need to be addressed.
Any albums coming up /meal/ recommends I pre-order lps/bundles for? I've been on a vynil itch for new tunes (I also order a cd to go along). Open to any genres, except power metal and black metal
>>105953473some dudes look like ladies
>>105953474peste noire's new album goess back on sale oct 1st
>>105953486Black metal is cringe
>>105953486Just heard that band, it's shitty no thanks.NEXT
>set speed to 2xah much better
>>105953104and what of Good Army?
Fuck you chud asshole metal jerks. I was walking down the street today and thought I passed but some asshole metal heads wearing shirts with band names like "Bathory", "Slayer", and "Venom". And they fucking pushed me down to the ground spit on me and told me I would never be a women.
>>105953655metal is inherently masculine, right wing, and alcoholic. women and trannies have no place in metal. iron maiden is not metal. grindcore is not metal. the far left's attempts to faggotize metal have failed
>drink>get sad and depressedwhy the fuck do metalheads drink so much. this sucks, at least with weed i get creative and motivated, alcohol just makes me bored and lazy
>>105952997Gamma Ray often sounds pretty redpilled imo
>>105953740If ever I have any doubt, they were covered by Finist.
>>105953725>at least with weed i get creative and motivatedyou don't actually though
>>105953785u smokin de wrong herb mon
>>105953473steve tyler himself looked like a lady, the song is autobiographical
>>10595215144allnone, fuck motorhead
>>105952151>a couple of tracks>about 1 track>1 full albums and a number of tracks. Maybe more albums but I can't remember>a track or 2
new mastodon next month, post your rankings
>>105952151>nothing because Judas Priest is gay >only listened to the Dio albums>listened to every album>never listened to but I don't have anything against them like I do with fag halford
>>105953908I pre-ordered the vynil and cd
can't sleepso instead i am doing the REVERSElistening to this delish gem of riffagethis is the 2nd alb i've listen to from emso good
>>105953997put a diaper on that, rob
>>105952981what kind of metal do the people need chief
>>105954105Something with testicular fortitude
>>105954136I got you, brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJkAyL7I13k
>>105954397My anime friends love this album. I think its only good for a laugh but I'm glad they legitimately enjoy it.
>>105954084You like to see old men in diapers? Out of what deviant art hole did you crawl out of?
>>105952151All of themAll of themAll of themAll of them
>>105954507I don't like them, but they must exist.
Italian testicular fortitudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IJoZ6pJ4-g
it's core posting timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLgWkbYzr30https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-CNf2Fo4y4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvePeOrcVTchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXKZDflFzu4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX8RTjUUcLE
I like this
>>105954620thank you coreposter, your posts don't go unappreciatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvEM-t6XtrAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvMplYSUCWY
>>105954756holy shit i forgot about animosity. based
>>105952151>judas priestAll>black sabbathAll>iron maidenAbout half>motorheadnone
>>105953919>not listening to priest because Halford is gayYou sound like more of a faggot than Rob
>>105954055>mastodon fan>not knowing EnglishLike clockwork
Just curious, but what do you find appealing about metal music?
BASTÄRD SONS BEGET YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTERSPROMISCUOUS MOTHERS FUCK YOUR INCESTOUS FATHERSENGREAT SOULS CONDEMNED TO ALL ETERNITYSUSTAINED BY IMMORAL OBSERVANCE A DOMINEERING DEITY
>>105955250instruments take talent to play, pressing some buttons on a computer to make a boring beat and editing vocals to sound robotic with autotune does not
withstand the fall of time has the best immortal riffs and possibly the best riffs of any black metal song
>>105951857Is it good though
>>105955433probably not, mexicans are only good at making brutal death metal
>>105952151>0>4>4>1i'm 23 i dont listen to diapershit
>>105952981>what people needthe only thing people in this day and age need is a swift death
>>105952151>6>11>8>2'luv me SabbathI'm more of a Hawkwind guy, but Motorhead is pretty cool
>>105954701It is quite impressive for a one-man project -- even more so if I believe he finished the whole thing in a month. But his chord progressions are a little too strongly reminiscent of pop punk for me to take it seriously.
>>105955211Frogbro's spelling of 'vinyl' makes more phonetic sense. English is a clusterfuck.
>>105955918Based impenetrable English gatekeeping and filtering ESLs
>>105955962>so impenetrable it often filters native english speakersbeyond based
>>105955250Tragedy and power
under fucking ratedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwHJP7Rnr4
Goodnight /meal/I hate communism like you wouldn't believe
>>105956221communists make me sick, and if a member of a band i loved came out as one, i'd stop listening to them.
>>105956236not true. the best black metal comes from right wingers. even if their music isnt political, they are.
metal for this feel?
>>105956236there isnt a single good communist metal bandthe closest ive found is Trespasser and I think they're more just "capitalism is mean :("
>>105956303>Lyrical themes: Anarchy, Revolution, Anti-fascism, Nestor Makhno
Can you black metal cringelords go to /pol/ for this shit
>>105956315its in some chicken speak so i didnt know the ins and outsregardless, its the only good band i can think of with those lyrical themes, and it helps that they're not in english
literally the only decent BM group who were even tangentially communist was Mayhem. even then euronymous was a humongous faggot and extremely mentally ill so his death was welcome.
>>105956348both Trespasser and Ancst are fine, nothing spectacular but decentalso Euronymous was just an edgelord who bandwagoned the latest edgy ideology he thought was cool, I doubt he was even fully into commie and just wanted to be an edgelord like the sperg he was
alcest more like incestdeafheaven more like gayhavenburzum more like zoomzoommayhem more like gayhemcannibal corpse more like ah shit i cant do it cannibal corpse is too basediron maiden more like iron gaydenpallbearer more like ballsharerslayer more like gayer
metallica more like bumlicker
>>105956388>burzum more like zoomzoomStrange but true >cannibal corpse more like ah shit i cant do it cannibal corpse is too basedBased
>>105956388>likes CC>reddit spacingchecks out
>>105956388you must to be 18 to post here
>>105953397Metalheads against wojakredditors.
>>105954397remember when Blood Stain Child used to be a meme on early /mu/?also their latest album is there only decent release since mozaiq
What do you think of my recs? >>105956522
I get a reddit feeling from this label.
>>105956544Looks like an old website to me.
Has there ever been a metal album/song that made you cry or tear up?
>>105956590I think that’s what they’re going for. They publish ironic black metal and dungeon synth
bros, does anyone know the best place to buy 3rd party clothing merch? i wanna rep bolt thrower but the only shit they got on their store is vinyls/CDs it seems, and i want a new hoodie.
>>105956659IIIIIIIIIIII WAAAAANT TO BEEEEEEEEEE
>>105956611only if im already having feels, like if i feel shitty and then put on music for feels then that just makes it worse and i could get teary like the fucking pussy i amworks for any genre really though. no metal album has made me go from being perfectly fine to suddenly sobbing
I have a strange feeling that I should listen to Metallica past the Black album.I never actually cared about them, making everything stranger.
>>105957009sorry man, we have a lot of proof that power metal is for abject losers thanks to Negru
>>105957024>larping as BM is cringe>larping as PM is basedno larping is cringe all round
>>105957035this is a power metal 10/10
>tfw you don't live in the timeline where Pentagram got their shit together in the 70s and consistently released LPs
I would legitimately hospitalize negru if given the chance, think it would be fun
>>105957160remember he's very busy with a fulfilling life
>>105955250It go hard and shit bro
>>105957218Don't pretend you're not on PrEP already you fucking cum gargler
>>105957253thats negru's tasteshe's into everything we enjoyed at 13 but grew out of, he cannot mature mentally
>>105955326c'mon bro you sound like you're 14. You can make good electronic music without playing an instrument, or you can do both like Squarepusher
>>105957025step aside uggos
Literally every ERRA song sounds the same, if you put a full album on the whole thing blurs together with no real highs or lows, it's "good" but nothing more or less. Are they worthy of all the praise?
>>105957286>Only posers change their preferencesright yeah, in that case id have to keep listening to fucking Linkin Park to be "true"not worth it, learn to grow up and develop as an adult Negru you gypsy loser
>>105957310just check out my soundcloud bro
please say hello to my girlfriend. best oral in all of gypsyvania and she loves dragonfarts
>>105954756Snapcase demo with the original singer is some good stuff, love me some NYHC/early metalcore
>>105957266Don't worry, he will eventually find happiness in death.
I saw Hammerfall live.
>>105957255>unaware of modern medicineunadulterated pottery kek
>>105957004These look like some right little fucking goers, anyone got links to their AdultWork profiles?
>>105957488Because you're a fucking faggot, you fucking faggot
>>105957479They smelled nice. I sniffed a guy. He smiled.
>>105957523Have you got the AdultWork links though? Want to book one for a couple of hours
>>105957523>singing beautiful Russian folk musicthis is the metal thread, take your autism back to >>>/mu/
>>105957569>Post up to par singing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI3iX8WtzaM2 deep for u
>>105957568>2 hoursVery optimistic
>>105957589>>1059575982 deep for u
>>105957589>>105957598>>105957608you know you can respond to more than one post at a time right?otherwise your seething is very obvious
>>105957622nah to be honest, don't really care. folk music is very cultural to begin with, it does make sense that you wouldn't understand the context of something if it was not part of your own cultural history. same goes for all other folk music
>>105957118U ok bro?
>>105957142More like grindcore
>>105957702yeah but 99% of folk songs in whatever country is unknown outside of said country
>>105957717You are either deaf or trolling
The three singles off this album in OP are mind blowingly good
>>105957750classical and folk music are two different things. folk music is also very localised to specific regions in countries as well. you would know this if you knew wtf you were talking about, but you obviously dont. you do realise that many folk songs have unknown composers right?
>>105957771My ass. Go spew bullshit somewhere else retarded turd
The thread explodes at 4-5am. Very weird.
>>105957869why do you hate Sweden so much?
>>105957881no i never said that, i said that classical music and trad folk are two different things, doesn't change if a orchestra play a trad folk song or vice versa. using that logic when a power metal band do a cover of a pop song, it would then be the same thing, which it isn't, you don't understand the purpose of trad folk music at all, not really surprised considering you are all over the place
Negru has no testicles
>>105958675Getting pegged my an old woman where your testicles used to be doesn't count negru
>catalog says this thread has 226 replies>we're at 350what
>>105958672he's also been purged
>>105957308says the pedo
The absolute state of this general
>>105952151>>judas priestoverhyped shit>>black sabbathheadless cross>>iron maidenonly Senjutsu fully>>motorheadnonedont care what you faggots say modern metal is better
>>105960212it's been dramatically improved now the gypsy has been sent to the death campshame the other thread had to die for it too though
>>105956221>>105956229>>105956240Based and redpilled
I hope you appreciate my sacrifice of all my cool posts and cool follow up thread. Fastest way of getting the gypsy whoreson banned is triggering him into spazzing out. I take that over having to deal with him for hours.
>>105956348>Euronymous claimed that "almost all" Norwegian black metal bands at the time were "more or less Nazis," including Mayhem. He did not, however, use the music of Mayhem to promote any kind of politics.
>>105960231Hi fren good to see u again
>>105960255Thanks fren you are a trve warrior
>>105960348I'm sure it makes sense in your head sweety :)
>>105960386Yeah it does hun :)))
>>105960386>>105960410shut up and post meal>>105960238classic case of ambient fag that cant into real meal
>>105952639Saw it posted here. Great stuff.https://xenoblight.bandcamp.com/album/procreation
>>105960487based gigamanlet/pinhead whoreson
>>105952805here you go fren:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XBRu2elpQ4
>the average Immolation fan
>>105960654Dude on the left with the "just fuck my shit up senpai" cut
>>105952151>Judas Priest8>Black Sabbath7>Iron Maiden7>Motorhead8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT1o9rjwaZ0German folk songs are literally about German women being whores
>>105960695>>105960760>>105960773Offtopic tranny gypsy music
>>105960654That guy is the Romanian minister of finance
I'm on the third song and so far, it sucks ass.
>>105960785>OfftopicNo. You can discuss any music on /mu/.>trannyNo, it's not black metal.>gypsyNo, Ahmed.
>>105960870fuck, forgot the picture
How does it makes you feel that I destroyed your general like Prozak destroyed my mind?
>>105960870Honestly load and reload could be forgotten except a handful of songs(that's being generous)
>>105961046I was in on it too
Now that we entertained the autist, post /meal/https://youtu.be/CI4I68UMaQo
>>105961050It's very boring, it sounds part like unreleased songs from the time they did The Black Album part like bro country alternative metal. I'd stop right now from listening to it, but I usually listen to full albums>>105961094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oHO5AeDXJM&ab_channel=MaximumDistortion
this thread proved that this place really is filled with tourists
>>105961094That's the band of Fred Leclerq, former bassists of DragonForce. You can stop liking them now
>>105961319Yes but it has the late great Joey Jordison so you can fuck off right now
>>105961319He was the only good part about them. Good for him that he left those faggots. He was wasted on that joke-band.
>>105961360So both DragonForce's bassist and Slipknot's drummer? This just gets better and better.>>105961388so much delicious seethe
Power Metal is for kiddie diddlers.
>>105961441It's rather kvlt isn't it?I say this as I wear my watain beanie and behemoth shirt
Sorry but this is my AOTY
>hes replying to himself
>>105961529Nope, been listening to it 24/24 since release, I will not reconsider, this is a fact.
>>105961495sameHope it won't cost me too much to get it on vinyl
>there are people here who haven't heard the first six Sabbath albums or Judas PriestLeave the hall posers.
>>105961529>>105961548Name your 2021 AOTY then
>>105961550U ok bro?
>>105961585U ok bro?
>>105961586Yes very fine because the new KPN album is a 10/10 and it's nice after the hit and miss previous one.
>>105961580Why would I listen to non-metal/diapershit?
>>105961605I heard it last night, it's p shittyThis confirms my suspicions that zoomers objectively have shit taste
>>105961612more metal than power metal
>>105961601>>105961586Cartel ran over your dog today or why are you so confrontational, frogfaggot? Trying to become the new Negru?
You guys heard the new official school shooter anthem?https://youtu.be/8RwHkoT0n-c
>>105961644I have no dogs my nibba
>>105961046>Prozak destroyed my mindYou are so fucking weak, Negru.
>he keeps replying to himself
>>105961580>stopping at sixDoes the bus go no farther?
i like BM but i only like bands who sings about cold and dark ambientation and forgotten gods is it trad BM or what?
>>105961625You have objectively shit taste
>>105961792>retarded thirdworlder with gigabytes of frogs and wojaks has shit tasteYes, and she sky is blue
>>105961792You are objectively wrong zoomer
>>105961495Waiting for mine to arrive. Fuck streaming.
>the desperate self replies continue
imagine being filtered by French alcoholism folk punk out of all things
>>105961864>French>folk>punkAll reasons not to like it
>>105961842How much was it? Did you preorder it in July? I saw it on discogs for £150, I'll wait for 1st October
>the desperate self replies continue Why are zoomers like this?
I like Type o negative
>>105961895Well, a lot of military related words come from French, so many bands unknowingly use French words in their lyrics. Folk music is inherently metal and punk influenced tons shit of bands.
Holy fuck this frogshitter is such cancer>DUDE DID YOU GET IT>DUDE LET ME REPEAT MYSELF FOR THE 20TH TIME MAYBE THAN IT WILL BE FUNNIERGet beheaded, Paco
>>105961953The French are pussies, hence the music
>>105961955U ok bro?
Listen to Arghoslent and Grand Belial's Key.
>>105962535If that was true, you would love it, non-binary faggot.
>>105963329Argsöylent are trans
>>105963526No, you are gay
>>105963563>no uInbred retard.
>>105963668How's Ukraine these days?
>>105963692How's Israel these days?