Billie Eilish is our generation’s Marilyn Monroe
>>105946710How? because they both have tits?
Marilyn Monroe was zonked out 24/7 on pills but still seemed to have life in her eyes. Billie seems dead inside.
>>105946740In that they both make autistic chuds seethe
>>105946710I know she was sleeping with Biden in a political sense but I don't think she was actually fucking him
>>105946755only in your head tranny
>>105946710no marilyn monroe was pretty and talented
>>105946710>>105946710Why couldn’t I have been a lady >>105946755>chudsGet out
>>105946710Stupid OP. Don't you know that pork is haram
You fucking clueless, b8ing cunt. I know you've been making threads all day about that hoe just so I'd post in one of them. Well, here I am. Were you expecting me? I bet you were. And guess what, Billie Eilish is STILL worthless.
>>105946969me on the left
>>105946923Being a women isn't easy mode. Why do you think trannies still kill themselves.
>>105946969>look at this stupid bitch's tits BRRBRRRRBRBRBRRRRBRBRBRBRBRBrrrr
>>105947018Because they look like deformed clowns and never actually look or are anything like an actual girl?
beauty standards were abysmal in marilyn monroe's time, it was the first time men were exposed to women outside of their own community (thanks to tv and movies) so any pig in makeup was hot back thennow we know what beautiful women truly look like
>>105947269The only hot Asian women are the Vietnamese.
>>105946710When will she fuck the president?
>>105947537You mean ironic dumb eslkun
>>105946710I don't think billy is addicted to drugs yet
>>105946710It's amazing how effortlessly Billie Eyelash strikes these natural beauty candids.
>>105946710nice, now she must pose for a tribute Playboy spread like Lindsay did
She cute, but she really needs to get the honkers fully out for real.
>>105946710Billie Eilish is our generation's booba bazongas
>>105947828give it another 2 years.
I wanna see her tits, we all know that when her career starts to flop we will see some nipples
>>105948007Yep, she'll push it as 'artistic' or whatever but you can tell she already wants to show them to the world.
>>105947935Ugly hobbit feet.
>>105947269did another anon call your k-waifu ugly and now youre here because he hurt your feelings?
>>105946765>>105946923Case in point
>>105946710Ready for milking!
>>105947269Their respective ages here were: 29, 34, 37, and 33. Would you be forgiven for thinking 45? Just those hands. Jeez.
>>105948721Imagine if she flashed them right then.
>>105948925was it the smoking everywhere?
>>105947583>I don't think billy is addicted to drugs...
>>105946969This bitch is 19 but looks unironically 40 in this picture lmao
>>105948925well alright young big band era Peggy Lee was p. hot and she rarely made a bung recording up to at least 1965-67 ish. they can also be found cheap since trad pop records not made by Frank Sinatra aren't that valuable or sought after.
>>105946755>seethesee the what?
>>105949830I dunno man, her two most recognizable songs (Fever and Is This All There Is) are both ones I pretty much fucking hate. Then again, I don't think I've ever heard anyone do Fever that I enjoyed it.
I'm not the biggest expert on the subject but from the limited data set I have it seems big bands used female singers a lot more than male ones. So even back then they were trying to peddle waifu b8.
>Billie Eilish is our generation’s Marilyn MonroeSounds like a shit replacement desu, hopefully she could get a move on with the end part, if you catch my drift
>>105950010of course they did. why wouldn't they? the industry's always kind of liked females in pop better than men because you can market them to thirsty virgins and they're more submissive and not as likely to argue with the record label over creative differences.
>>105950085You forgot that the fat 45 year old Jewish record execs fuck them all night long exchange for their getting a record deal.
>>105950127well yeah, that.>>105948925geez, imagine just how many miles and miles of cock they'd taken by the time this pic was made.
Better picture, they don't look as haggard here. Patrice Munsel is a fairly obscure figure compared with the other three because she was an opera singer with the New York Metropolitan Opera who dabbled in pop from time to time.
>>105946710those nails are frightening
>>105946740I was going to ask these same 2 questions exactly.
>>105949313Drugs. Not even once.
are you guys really saying 1950s women were as degenerate as modern Instagram skanks? really?
>>105948109This. Her soles look good, but then again soles literally always look good. The rest is abysmal.
>>105950305Oh hell yes I am. The entertainment biz has never changed a bit. It's glorified prostitution and in exchange for one shot at glory women are expected to fuck and suck thousands and thousands of studio executives, producers, session musicians, male bandmates, etc. Just imagine how used up someone like Katy Perry is by this point.
>>105946710Huh, I didn’t know Marilyn Monroe had a brother that was the key to her entire success outside sex appeal
>>105950305that anime fucking sucks.
So there was Paula Abdul. She was Janet Jackson's choreographer. Then she decided she wanted a shot at fame for herself, so she fucked a couple of record execs to get a momentary career.
>>105950612I just grabbed the picture, I never bothered checking where it was from.
>>105951033oh ok. Still, that anime pissed me off so much that I quit for watching anime for weeks. At this point anime has lost all substance, the flavor of the month shit is just so fucking boring now. Moeshit is escapism for trannies, /pol/fags and paedos and shonen is capeshit for mexicans. Manga on the other hand is pretty cool. I like Gigant and Kurosawa a lot.
>>105946740I mean yeah, what other qualifier is there?
>>105946710Long nails are disgusting girls, stop it.
>>105947018>being tranny is the same as being a womanI mean this unironically, as a lot of MTF transexuals don't necessarily present the way they want to, and obviously there is a large degree of anti-trans sentiment.
>>105946710Marilyn Monroe never fucked a negro.
>>105946710William Eyelash is more of a Marilyn Monroe cosplayer, she's even fat like 90% of cosplayer chicks.
yeah see now by late 50s they bring out Connie Francis and Brenda Lee since they're young and more marketable to the rock and roll generation also they had fresh tight holes with low mileage for Capitol or RCA suits to fuck
>>105951177what are you even fucking on about?
>>105951177>there is a large degree of anti-trans sentiment.Not enough to keep them from modding their own bodies like an 18 year old mods his 90s Honda Civic
>>105951177you will never be a woman
>>105949015leaded gas, lead in paint, asbestos everywhere. not to mention the cosmetics back then would be literal poison
>>105948925they look older because of the hairstyles. You associate those old timey hairstyles with your grandparents. For their respective ages they all look great.
>>105950240Dinah Shore's most famous song was a fucking car ad. That's pretty terrible.
>>105952485she's still more sucessful than you
>>105952485go put on Buttons & Bows instead. cute song about how you have to dress and act proper and not be a ruffian if you want to get laid.
>>105946710thats what she's marketed as, she's a fucking hack and lives a crack whores dream life (12-21 drug fucked sluts as her target demographic) fuck this bitch and her contribution to the degradation of the beauty that can be music.
>>105952515she died over 25 years ago
>>105952567>12-21 drug fucked sluts as her target demographicAt least that was supposed to be on the first album, but since her audience instead ended up being obese 40 year old trailer trash women, the new albums is just acknowledging it.
>>105952572you will die some day less sucessful than Dinah Shore
>>105952595It's an anonymous board, you don't know how successful he is or isn't in his life. He may die much richer than you for all anyone knows.
>>105952605this nigger works at the Amazon factory unless proved otherwise
>>105946710not even close Marilyn came from small town America the public loved her so much she became a star, while Billie got her start through her parents hollywood inside connections, becomes a sensation through jewish record producers and music videos pushed on the most fucked up generation of all time
it think i know why my son is such a fan
>>105952676>>105950240all these fabulous babes came from humble backgrounds none of them were like Billie Eyelash or Pee Pee Bridgers. what's funny is all of them were Scandi or, ahem, "chosen ones" yes that also includes Marilyn Monroe (birth name Mortenson).
>all those rings>those nails>dead fish eyesSure I can appreciate some good dead fish eyes, when set on a nice emo chick. If Billie didn't have those tits she'd be nothing we all know that.
>>105952774>>105952676Still happens today. All the good-looking/smart girls in the Midwest go to California after high school, only the cave trolls and landwhales stay in that godforsaken place.
>>105951231I'm saying there's a difference of experience between being born a woman and transitioning to one because the transition element is singled out.>Being a women isn't easy mode. Why do you think trannies still kill themselves.The reality is, being a hot woman is easy mode and most transexuals do not present as hot women. Some do, but even there you have survivorship bias as people more likely to kill themselves would likely do so before they get to the point of presenting as a hot woman. The second statement doesn't support the first is what I'm saying. >>105951244>Not enough to keep them fromInelastic demand. If they want to do it, they'll do it. >>105951293I'm a cis man anon, I enjoy being a man.
>>105950305Human being shave been and always will be degenerate. That's the reality cuckservatives never will understand.
>>105952967last I checked it was Twitter trannies who try to cancel celebrities for one time 30 years ago when they pinched a girl's butt at a party
gays have been keeping the cult of MM alive for 60 years. she lived the fantasy life every gay man dreams of living.
>>105952967do you think there's a single conservative position that lefties can accurately describe?
>>105953058In the 1950s you got fucking cancelled for being a Communist, what are you even talking about?
>>105953250that's awesome. let's do it again.
>>105953243Depends on who is evaluating their response.
>>105953267well it's a logical task, so lefties are out
>>105953250It was stupid then and it's stupid now. Just like renaming the Cincinnati Reds as the Redlegs for a couple years in the 50s was as dumb as renaming sports teams today to be less PC.
>>105950240Kitty Kallen's son is/was the president of the Global Security Initiative, he's a total glownigger and one of those "eternal wars in the Middle East are good" fags.
>>105952270you must be like fucking 40 if you had GI Generation grandparent, dude
>>105953367neat. so ok >>105950240 is a photo from '54. At that time she was riding high off success of her biggest hit Little Things Mean a Lot. a pretty song whose message is the complete inversion of Buttons & Bows (ie. anti-materialism). a year later she had some kind of mental breakdown and couldn't sing live without freezing up (but in studio was fine). she went to a quack therapist who tried to convince her to undress as part of therapy sessions.long afterwards, in the 70s, Ms. Kallen won a class action lawsuit against her dermatologist for prescribing an anti-skin wrinkle drug that caused her to develop blood clots in her lungs. kek.
>>105949830I never liked Peggy Lee because she sounds like she smoked 25 cigarettes a day and her songs always sounded like she wanted to die.
>>105946740Because they're both overrated slut pop icons who will be dead under 40.
Kek. Yes Marilyn loved abusive joggers.
i need some big mommy milkers on my face
>>105947269imagine having this saved to your computer>>105947364catastrophically abysmal taste
>>105946755>chudsThis word says so much about the person who says it I genuinely love it
Yeah, let's hope she fucks a POTUS and dies under mysterious circumstances, which will give birth to 1001 new conspiracy theories.
>>105954282We need a playboy President again.
>>105948925and this is a 30 year old korean womanwhite women age like milk
>>105954498We all know why koreans don't age, and let me tell you, it's not because of their genes.
LE TITS NOW
>>105946710She wasn't even alive during 9/11 yet she looks like she's in her 40s.
>>105946710Except Marilyn Monroe wasn't a landwhale and actually had talent.
>>105946755Marilyn Monroe would get smacked around every night kek
>>105952270You are correct. This was just 2 or 3 generations ago, it's not like the genes they passed on to the current generations have dramatically changed. >>105953426I'm 21, my grandparents were born in the late twenties/early thirties. A couple served in WWII.
want to eat her butthole lads
>>105953825He actually looks like a fucking demon, not because of his hair or anything he does or wears, it's the murder in his eyes
>19 years old>looks like a MILFthe absolute state of modern women
This new style from her is beyond fucking stupid
>>105956460Makeup could make people look way older than they really are in some cases.
>>105958431you sound like my grandma after watching Fox News dude
>>105958499nah it's just you
Is everyone just ignoring the most important part of this?>our generation This generation is objectively the worst in history, and the next will be even worse yet. Yes, this could easily be their MM. It's uglier, misshapen, and twisted, just like everything else they can claim as their own.
>>105946710Hubba hubba fat milkies yum!
>>105947018>Why do you think trannies still kill themselves.Because they realized they’ll never actually be beautiful women and get to live life on easy mode and going full tranny actually just turned the difficulty up to nightmare mode so they just fuckin off themselves instead.
>>105950127God I wish that were my life.
>>105950305Women have not changed since the dawn of time. It’s just that before the 1960s men actually held women accountable for their own actions and the government didn’t step in to fund their lives when no man would be willing to marry them.
>>105950629Lol I forgot about her. I’ve never actually heard a Paula Abdul song before, was being a judge on American Idol really the highlight of her career?
>>105957134>it's not like the genes they passed on to the current generations have dramatically changed.Yeah we know, white women look like old hags by the time they reach their mid 20s.
>>105959956female psychology is based around offering their holes in exchange for material goods or protection
>>105958750She doesn’t look any older with makeup than she does without it, she just looks sluttier.
>muh titsNo one cares. You can find any shape, size, and color of tits you want on the internet with just a few clicks, every woman has them. Nothing special about this bitch
>>105960128hell you can go to your local college and find them attached to far more attractive women than this sweat hog and you can even take them back to your place for benis in bagina.
>>105960085Unironically this. The sooner men can remember this once common bit of information, the sooner we can go back to having a functional society.
>>105960155Benis in bagina is illegal now. Globohomo has mandated that all heterosexual activity is rape.
>>105946710No, Billie can actually sing.
>>105948721She looks brainwashed
>>105960174Well spoken as an incel freak
>>105960363That good dick will have a bitch zombified
>>105960365He’s got a point. When did becoming drunk and fucking strangers become rape? And 16 year olds whoring out for older guys. A tale as old as time now the man is blamed and it’s called rape
>>105960729More like music industry rapists, xanax, and god knows what other drugs
>>105946742she was on fun pills, not zonk pills
>>105960754nah by all accounts Marilyn liked downers. she tried coke once or twice but didn't like bouncing off the walls.
>>105960795i thought she took amphetamines? in any case, that's still more "fun" than prozac or whatever
>>105960748I need to become part of the music industry so I can fuck Billie Eilish’s fat tits.
i think they're taking the wrong drugs in LA these days and music is suffering for it
>>105950305Let me let you in on a little essay by Schopenhauer titled "On Women."
>>105961002Just find a hooker for $600 you horny weirdo
>>105946710How long until she gets pregnant? I wanna see her fat tits go full milk mode.
>>105961747Only poor people get knocked up at 19. Rich people are smarter
>>105960748more like heroin
>>105961840Shes white trash
>>105946969I thought this was adele at first
>>105961840Yeah, rich people wait until they’re in their 30s and give birth to a some ugly aspie because they wasted their prime reproductive years.
Marilyn Monroe was a closeted butch dyke?
>>105948274Seething wont make you woman tranny.
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>>105946710Wait, is she hot now?
>>105946710Which music industry jew do I need to pay off to have Billie lick my asshole like a hungry dog licking a dirty dinner plate clean?
>>105963369She always has been. She just dressed like a retard for most of her life until recently.
>>105946710What’s with those claws?
admit it, she's here to stay
>>105965124They’re called dick grabbers. I bet her hand looks diving wrapped around my throbbing cock.