>sell yourself as a classic multinstrumentalist singer only to marry the dick in a box guy
>>101822183>nooo women can't have sense of humour and think that "Dick in a box" and "jizz in my pants" aren't brilliant hillarious satire of modern generic pop musickys mentally weak incel faggot
>>101822219>le peanus weanus>brilliant>hilariouslow iq take
>>101822333High test though. Stay soi seething cretin
>>101822219OP is a fag but andy samberg is also an unfunny fag
>>101822352>High test thoughmore infantile
>>101822365Infantile or not, at least I get to reproduce and enjoy life lmao
>>101822379why reproduce with your low iq? that seems a bit selfish
>>101822183she has a gigantic bum
>>101822441Simply because I can. Got the looks, got the money and social standings.
>>101822453Has she? Any pic I've ever seen was inconclusive/ on the smaller side
>>101822453Its not huge actually but its plump
>dude really is bragging about being a normalfag on 4chanImagine his smell hmmm
>>101822468post a picture of yourself
>>101822521It’s ok to seethe, just don’t forget to kneel
>>101822521Why would I seek validation from retards on /mu/ lmao
>>101822608that's what i thought
>>101822441massive cope
>>101822183her music sucks
Andy is a rich, funny, kind, loyal man. And probably hung. Cope
>>101824845why? Have One On Me and Ys are certified modern classics
>>101824970Seriously. I know we all wanna put our cocks between joanna's cheeks while she plucks a harp but is it that hard to believe that the dick in a box guy is funnier in real life? He seems nice.
>>101824970>probably hung
>>101822219This minus the forced bait at the end.
imagine getting mogged by andy samberg
>>101824970You forgot Jewish.
>>101825012He has that big-dick face. And you should know that nothing short of 10" bone-pressed could satisfy the bestial lust hiding behind Joanna's intellectual image
>>101822183>finally OP responds to my "post nose" request
>>101825108he said rich
>>101825121>mfw it's real
>>101822219>"Dick in a box" and "jizz in my pants" aren't brilliant hillarious satire of modern generic pop musicit isn't
>>101822183>early life
>>101824970Idk about the rest but he isnt funny at all. His jokes are just muh dick and getting loud.
People are upset that Andy Samberg, a good looking famous guy who appears to be pretty normal, gets to marry a musician. Wow, life isn't fair guys!
