Klu Klux Klan Grand Wizard white supremacy edition
wasting your lives
>be over 6ft>play a gibsonmany such cases
Gibson players>post pictures of men with guitars like the k-pop generalFender players>post vocaroos of music
>>101810976if you could call a bad MCR cover music
>>101810996How sad are you irl? Wanna talk about it?
^ He can't stand it holy shit lmfao
>>101810954>>101810914>>101810890>Wow he is literally me
>>101811040I barely started posting in this thread today so you may have me mistaken for someone else. Whats wrong why are you acting out?
i hate picks, bros.
>>101811162I hate picks and strings. Neither last me more than a day or two.
No, keep seething I love it
>>1018108254chan is a white supremacy website
>Dave Mustaine: I want players all over the world to play the same guitars I use in the studio and live>Also Dave Mustaine: I'm signing with GibsonHELLO MEMEET DA REAL ME
>>101811481No one cares bud
>>101811481My guitar teacher played in megadeth. He left cause dave was intolerable.
>r~ made everyone rage quit You hate to see it
>>101811162Join the finger style master race.
why do some people write off guitar exercises as a waste of time and say to just learn songs and play what you want to improve?
>>101812003I enjoy finger as much as anyone but honestly a pick for a guitar (especially an electric) is essential. takes alot of practice to not sound muddy as fuck on electric
>>101812044mediocrity youre doing yourself a disservice by not doing simple shit like spiders/metronome or watching a couple instructional videos you really dont need a teacher per se you just have to be dedicated enough to learn people that learn guitar by only learning songs play by smell when it comes time to make their own music. and when you play by smell, it stoinks
>>101812058Your mother enjoyed a finger last night
>>101812118Now post your playing so everyone can laugh>inb4 you don't
>>101812147>>101812120maybe in a little bit >inb4 sambiti
>>101811012>implying any of us are doing well here
>>101812182>inb4 you don'tCalled it
>>101812230Speak for yourself. My life is moving on track and im happier than ever albeit a bit more stressed due to adult reaponsibilities.
>>101812240stop being mean and i will
>>101812281Bully for you anon
>>101810825is that richard stallman
>mfw all 15 of us
>>101812364and the furtive pygmyso easily forgotten
Are the "high end" squiers any good?
>>101812420>asking to get trolled
>>101812297I just want us all to make it (not sam)
>>101812420just buy a used jap knock-off brand guitar
>>101812473>inb4 Sam's the only one of us who makes it
>>101812494sam will never even make it out of the favela
>>101812561>inb4 he does
>r~ dropped his joof personaKek not enough (you)s I bet
>>101812558Why do i want to see this?
>>101810825>the Klan is for pussie, join the I.W.W.
>>101813001Good stuff, anon.
https://voca.ro/1oBkxhI4UWH7sloppy but one of the few songs I have learnt so far in its entirety
>>101813230>>101813262sam. don't click
>>101813304sam jams. even if he does like trans. that's his preference bitch, damn.
I'm doing some bass exercises
>>101813401The only jamming the sam troll does is what he jams in his ass.
There was a beautiful chaos in Jimmy Page's improvisatory sloppiness.
why does every guitar strings packs has poked holes? Is it to limit shelf life? Can I put tape over them?
>>101814387Who gives a fuck?
>>101814405I bought that shit
>>101814513>>101814405Why dlnyou even reply dude?
>>101814556Because fuck you. You didn't want me to reply you shouldn't have posted that stupid shit faggot
>>101814600It wasnt me though i was just asking why youre so mad
>>101814612Keep replying homo lmao
>>101813472are you a lefty and i just never noticed or is your bass strung backwards?
>>101814621okay i will
>>101814679you wanna know something?
>>101814697Eat my shit
>>101811481>dave mustaine: i want players all over the world to play gibsonsI knew megadeth was based, but not this based
>>101814786He's also a lifelong dog lover that put his dog over his metallica membership and has a pet pony. Dave is that based.
>>101814387>>101814405>>101814486>>101814513>>101814556>>101814600>>101814612>>101814621>>101814643>>101814679>>101814697>>101814713The notorious /gg/, ladies and /gg/entlemen!
>>101812850because vid related
>>101814830Dave Mustaine is a Jew.
>>101814935that must be why he's so successfuli guess you're not jewish?
>>101812755They're cool but price gouged to all get out.It makes me want to make some guitars.
my hand hurts
>>101814984>price gougedlol let me guess, $2k?
The guitar was fun. But the piano is better.
>8:45pm on a Monday night>entire country locked inside because of Covid>/gg/ ded
>>101815032Looks like 2.5-3.5 for basic guitars. The Dunable logo looks iron on and then there's the micro dot inlays. They're as basic as les paul jrs and asking about the same.
>>101815752*rolls eyes* of course lol
gg's dedPost your confessions I don't hate all of sams musicI've played for over a decade and am a confirmed square pegger.
>>101815817It's an Squier with radio knobs.
i want one of these guys
>>101816096you seem confused.are you confused?
>>101816096Ok, so what's the story?
>>101815914After learning the scales and some arpeggios, I still felt like the guitar was too limited, so I traded mine for a nice digital keyboard and I haven't looked back.
>>101815914I've been playing since 1995 and I'm so far beyond anything /gg/ could ever be able to imaging playing, writing, and recording wise it's unreal. Unfortunately my steadfast perfectionism extends to every facet of my life and it naturally distances me from most people making me a pariah in almost every circle I run in. At this point though I wear my lessers hatred of my badassery like a badge of honor, and I feed on their weakness and uncontrolled monkey-like emotions like a psychic vampire sucking the life force from their pathetic existences.I stomp all over people in real life just like I stomp all over everyone in /gg/, it's just my nature to completely and totally dominate any being I come into contact with who's not smart enough to run for their lives they have the chance.I do not lose. Never have, never will. It's hilarious.
>>101816253Hey there was a thread the other day where some dude said that people who can't actually play would say basically this.
>>101816195lightweight, all aluminum, semi-hollow, wide neck with a 3 degree angle and gibson pickups
>>101816279See, /gg/? It really is that easy lmao
>>101816290Does the aluminym body shield the pickups and wiring more than a wood guitar? Is it quieter?
>>101816315so does a roll of copper tape, why are you asking stupid ass questions?
>>101816253And you look like this >>101811081
>>101816306I don't think you are hated by your friends because you run circles around them with your musical talent, I think it's because you are blind to your own autism.
>mfw all 32 of us
>>101814979i hate how true this is
>>101816400The least successful Jews are the shady talent scouts for low budget record studios and even they still live upper middle class lifestyles.
>>101810890>play les paul special>use wrong pickupsYikes!
hee hee hee
>>101816427Hey you read that pocket article too.
>>101816475I read your mother's pocket article last night
The real roman doesn't post here anymore. He accidentally sent furry fanfiction to his guitar teacher and killed himself. It's all been sam larping as a parody of him ever since.
>>101816519FUCK YOU RAT BASTARD
>>101815914Even though Sam hates everyone and everything, if he left /gg/ for good I would legit never come back.
>>101816542>>why does the woman in this story have paws>>what did you mean by cookiei would have killed myself too
Do you guys wanna hear some guitar sounds i made with my guitar and my hands and my computer
>>101816214I'm leaning towards this
>>101816462It’s even worse than you think. That’s a Melody Maker, not an LP Special.
>>101816585>mfw neither of you will ever leave
>>101816657Is this Sam's house? Fuck me lmao
>>101816585This is a riddle, you are sam.
Guitar playing 3rd world favela house
>>101816704Pretty sure if I was wanting to larp as Sam I would have said "you would know if it was up your ass".
>>101810954i literally only know this guy from guitar hero
>>101816708Your place looks better than my American single wide trailer.
>sam got doxxed
"Guitar was too limited for me" translates to "I suck at guitar"
>>101810890>playing a Melody Maker>literally the worst guitar Gibson has ever made>it’s poorfag modded with hum buckers>but not an adjustable bridge. Sad! Many such cases
>>101816749It's hard to suck at something that literally only takes patience to learn.
Look at those 3rd world floors
gg is fur friendly right?https://youtu.be/lm8UbnYqSFE
>>101810825i wish i could be in a band ):
>>101816760You could say that about literally anything. im not a "post playing faggot" type of person but if someone talks such big talk i would genuinely from an artistic perspective like to hear itbut alas there is very rarely times when the talent matches the lip, especially here of all places
>>101816542That was me, not Roman. I didn't kill myself. The teacher related something about "MUDs in the 90s" and had a chuckle after I lied about it being part of a series with a female werewolf and I sent him the right file. It was literally, a nothingburger. I'm still taking lessons with the same guy and still writing fics. >>101816776Me as the burger flipper cat
>>101816770The desperation in those eyes. It's kinda sad to see someone dox themself for nothing more than a promise.
https://vocaroo.com/13GJdEv6Wd4i>I don't speak English > no people
>>101816815It sounds like you didn't come here to talk, you came to argue. Did you have a bad day bubbe?
>>101816749it does. every time>it was too limited for me, because i couldn't:>play on time>play fast>figure out what to play>now i'm going to tell everyone guitar sucks and i dont want to play it anyways>what a boomer instrument r-right? p-play with pedals and synths, it's not the 80s, it's the future!
>>101810825when was the last time thos threads were actually about music?
>>101816760It's not hard to regurgitate "call and response" type learning. This is the low level thinking that is taught in schools. You're shown something then memorize it and repeat it back. Being a great cover player does not make you a great musician. Music is more abstract. There's an information overload. Some people have a natural proficiency for the instrument and creative drive. Then self opinion is skewed by the monotony of repetition. Many high level musicians should dislike what they play. The novelty is gone and they're forced into their ways.
>OMG, IS THAT A GRETSCH BROADKASTER JR PLAYERS EDITION?
>>101816923>>101816749brainlets can't even into multi-instrumentalism :^)
>>101816949okay let's hear itinb4 the mediocre music teacher>>101816961>a-actually i'm too smart for itthe grapes are sour and only stupid people eat grapes anyways
>>101816970i only drink german wine
I HATE GRAPES!
>>101816503Love that $3000 guitar. oh it says Lyon not Dunable. Better luck next time.
>>101816986they taste great to me bud
>>101810825i wanna be in a band /gg/ wat do ):
>>101816923Playing fast and on time doesn't make you good anon it just makes you not an absolute beginner
>>101817019Can we hear you do those things then?
>>101817021can i fuck your mom?
>>101817052i'm adopted. my mother is literally a horse. congratulations, you're a zoophile. go to hell.
>>101817063>im adoptedill fuck your biological mommy don't worry
>>101817063ill suffice with touching your prostate
>>101817077who cares about her?all i have is my dad and his horse, since a year after i was adopted his wife died.
>>101816970I don't teach. I've played a lot of really good and really bad shows.
>>101817052We don't ask for consent around here.
>>101816585One more reason for (she)Sam to leave...
>>101816769This is better than vinyl and amerifats love that.
>mfw no qt keyboard onionlad to play poke the prostate with why even live
>>101817147kek do you satisfy his needs like she did, anon?
>>101817405i think you got those pronouns backwards also no i wold not fuck my mother
buying things good. save? invest? stop being poor? noooo. buy things. shiny things. stay poor. feel good. be called based when post gibson.
https://voca.ro/1bD0iHeZpqqhRecorded my first guitar solo. What do I need to work on
>>101810825Anyone got experience with guitar painting?My guitar has the factory glossy finish on it and its white and i love it but i want to paint some small things over the glossy finish Can i do this with ordinary paint and a paint brush? Maybe with a paint can? Without sanding or anything else cuz i like the base paint
>>101816315more sustain, fixes some problems with wood guitar (neck warping, etc), introduces other problems.
After a few beers, anal is a lot more enjoyable. Everything is so relaxed I feel like I could take a horsecock, and a gallon of cum too. Especially late at night when it seems like my rectum is totally empty. I might even start doing yoga drunk for maximum stretch. Why didn't anyone tell me this trick earlier?
>>101819874Not exactly the help you’re looking for, but I had a friend that pinstriped guitars with some kind of paint pens and that looked alright.
>>101819874Buy an airbrush and git gud.
>>101814855psa once again: any post that just replies with a variation of 'who cares' is sam and should be disregarded
>>101821100No one cares bud
Anyone remember Ewan Dobson?I can listen to his stuff anytime and be simultaneously comfy, and blown away.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBvAvW6KQDkI think I'll tune to open C today and start transcribing some stuff.
>>101821208Who gives a shit?
>>101821220Sammy seething this early already because he woke up to yet another day of being a poor ugly monkey
>>1018213351st prize 4chan poverty contest, huge gap between 1st and second there, congrats
I've had this thing for a few weeks now and i absolutely love it. The wizard neck is amazing, it keeps in tune and it's got beautiful tone. The japanese really do make good guitars.
>>101821454you = boring normie shitstain npc
>>101821454I just can't get on with flat fretboards on electrics. They just feel wrong on anything but the fat neck of a classical guitar.
>>101811081>This is the guy calling himself a gibson"chad"
>>101821482>the fat neck of a classical guitar.You mean wide neck, you blithering idiot?
>>101821530And also fat, like an American citizen.Don't even talk to me if your guitar neck doesn't resemble a baseball bat.
>>101821537Speak English please
>>101821570Classical guitars don't just have wide necks, but also thicc ones.I like thicc necks.If you don't like thicc necks, I don't like you.
>>101821584>Classical guitars don't just have wide necksWrong. They do
>>101821599Admittedly, some do. We don't talk about them, in the same way that we don't talk about G*bson fans.
>>101821647You just talked about both of them fucking idiot
>>101821488>>101821537>>101821647>mfw first thing third world poorfag does is wake up and start seething about Gibson
>>101821754It's 2pm m8, I'm nearly done with work.
>>101819630this is what i imagine most of this place to sound like..didnt bother learning the basics cos thats too boomer and just went straight to trying to solo bcos in their mind thats all theyre ever going to do as lead guitar player
man this threads always a disappointment to read first thing on a morning..
>>101821792Who needs to learn when you can buy gear like this "chad" >>101811081
>>101821454Looks great. That a Japanese or Indonesian model?
>>101813001For what purpose?
Someone talk me out of it please
>>101821907Get it, its by our good friend ola
>>101821488>>101821817You're so tri/gg/ered lmao
>>101821954I rarely use /gg/, I don't know if you are being sarcastic or if people here like ola
>>101821963>He lurks the thread to cope post kek
>>101822014I'm actually a fan, I like his channel for metal oriented tones
Imagine being so poor you rage at an inanimate objectHoly shit the absolute state of you>WARNING!!>DON'T LOOK!
>>101822055Mhh grass stains on my guitar, perfect
>>101822070It's on a stand, you blind retard
>literally blinded by poorfag rage
>>101822080Are you sure it's not your scrawny arms >>101811081
Anybody have any good routines/exercises to get better at burst-style picking?Stuff like Bleed?
>>101822109Burst picking 1xF each day seems to help.
>>101822109No fucktard take your meal babby shit and make like a tree and leave
>>101822109Day 1 Squats 3x5Bench 3x5Deadlift 1x5RestDay 2Squat 3x5Bench 3x5Power clean 3x5Drink a gallon of milk a day while doing it too.
>>101822092>>101822080>>101822092>be Gibson™ Chad>tell poorfa/gg/ not to look>he does anyway>then he can't
>>101822131>>101822134>>101822166Very helpful. thx
>>101822177>What he thinks he looks like >>101811081>What he looks liketop kek
>>101822233>resorts to reading poss in braille
>>101813823No. Just sloppiness. >>101816253Post perfect playing then>inb4 you don’t. >>101816315It does. It’s also extremely conductive, and any variation in temperature will cause the body to expand or contract, throwing your entire guitar’s setup out of whack.Also, get used to having all the heat in your body sucked out through your hand when playing.
>>101822259Speak English favela monkey
>>101822281>OMG ARE YOU DISPARAGING ALUMINOOM CHUD?!?
>>101816760And yet /gg/ exists. As do all of the other bedroom warrior guitarists.
>>101822305>wait.. was that a "t"?>..no! it's an "s"!!>GOTTEM!!!It's too easy lmfao
>>101816952The drum kit?This is /gg/, anon. .
>>101822339to be fair the MIJ jr models are the least kino of the professional line
>>101818674You may find this hard to believe, but people with non-negligible amounts of income can spend money on more than one thing at a time without going bankrupt.
>>101822316Post routine then DYEL faggot.
>>101822096Nah way scrawnier than that
ok its funny and all but when does the shitposting stop? i've been lurking for a few days now and i'm ready to move on if this is how it always is here
>>101822338>Gibsonfaggot tantrums so hard he's having pants shitting breakdown all because a photo of him got posted.>>101811081the more you reeee the funnier it gets.
>>101822439It's always like this, /gg/ are a bunch of faggots.What do you play, fren?
Speaking of faggots
>>101822458If it was up your ass you'd know
>>101822458Whatever he plays it's shit>Spend more than meCompensating>Spend less than me Poorfag>Bought gear that is popular onlineYou got memed >Buys gear that isn't talked about allotContrarian hipster faggot.
>>101822487You forgot>has the same gear as meCopycat
>>101822485Lol like tranny dick that pe/gg/s you and gives you hiv>>101822481
>>101820081>t, sam. >>101822309Only if you see those traits as problems. I see them as sources of endless amusement.
#guitar with hole in neck
>>101822487>Practicesnerd, masturbator, tryhard, wasting your life>Doesn't practicelazy, consumerist, ngmi
>>101822487>>101822557All of this is true though? I'm not seeing an issue.
Guitar Fuck off /mu/Yes she IS my girlfriendNo I DONT care about what you post on this threadIm in brazil you arent that smart if you think you can hurt me doing thatKeep giving me attention you women
>>101822613The desperation in those eyes. It's kinda sad to see someone dox themself for nothing more than a promise.
Gibson™ Chad here AMA>inb4 Sam seething about my superior physical stature and expendable income
>>101822681How many and what kind
>>101822681>superior Gretsch Dynasonic neck pickup Installed and camouflaged to look like inferior Gibson P-90I didn’t realize Les Paul was so incredibly based.
>>101822487>Use effectsunskilled pleb trying to cover up his inability>Doesn't use effectsboring ludite, boomer tier
>>101822677congratulations on your pregnancy
>package has said "at local fedex destination" since Friday evening
>>101823219can't be, too warm
>>101823241I can believe it, happened when I ordered picks and a tube screamer clone. The package was "lost" and there were no updates on it so I got a refund and reordered
Is he an actual good guitarrist?
>>101823307I imagine with picks and such that isn't too much of an issue, but this is a $900 amp headThose fuckers better not have stolen it
>>101823424not compared to the people that post here
>>101823437It’s gone, anon.
>>101823437please tell me you made sure the package was insured for the value of the amp inside? if not and it's gone you're screwed
>>101823571Why do people always use the selector switch head
>>101823609Of course I did
>>101823207You know where she is, Anon, it's now up to you to bring her home. But before you go, you'll need this.
>>101823626Cheap electronics go bad quickly, and replacement switches do not always fit the stock switch tip.
>>101823437Can you get a refund and reorder?
got a mojomojo lads
Guitar with hole in neck
>>101823873I'm going to wait a little longer, as this isn't the first time my local hub has fucked off for a few days for no reasonbut after that we'll see
>>101823963My order was from Amazon and I literally got an update that the package was lost so I said fuck it refund reorder
>>101813262sorry you got trolled anon, that was great. Lindsey Buckingham doesn't fuck around, that was a tall order to tackle.
>>101824296sam can't fingerpick like that. you're ignorant and don't know how hard Big Love is to play.
alright i see we have some newcomers lately. what does /gg/'s ladder o' talent look like now? jcum has been run off, lgbtele has been run off. froosh could care less about this place. has everyone who can play but Sam left finally?
>>101824398fuck you i posted a MCR song yesterday
>>101824524don't get mad /gg/uys i obv. haven't been here in awhile.
>>101812284And he never did LMAO
>>101824251>>101824323No one cares bud stop seething
>>101824605>stop seethingi see you're still around.of everyone here, its you i wish would kill themselves the most. you make sam look well-behaved.you're almost soley responsible for the death of /gg/ but you don't care. you wear that shit like a badge of honor because its all you have.it's all you have(put the gun in your mouth)because you sure can't play(pull the trigger)
>>101824661>inb4 "look how mad he is lmao"not the same person, faggot, stop your mental gymnastics. there is NOTHING redeemable about what you do here.
>>101819874buy a chinese shitplank to practice on, like a starcaster or something, so you dont ruin your good guitar if you make a mistake, also use acrylic paint
Learning to play songs will help me with jamming/improvising down the road right?My ultimate goal is being able to jam, improvise and make my own music and music with friends, and sometimes I worry that my routine, which consist of practicing repertoire, technical exercises (chord changes, scales, etc), aural training and learning new pieces, doesn't lend itself well toward what I want to accomplish. If so, how might structure a better routine for myself?Been at for about 6 months, also play piano.
>>101821907All-black guitars are this generation's rave pants.
>>101824398>waaah give ME attention
>>101810825Shut the fuck up Anon, go shitpost about your gay superiority complex LARP that you use as a coping mechanism because Tyrone fucked your wife somewhere else
>>101822052But all his tones sound the same.
>>101823207i'm sorry, bro.it'll get there soon.
>>101825173Kinda? It helps you learn and recognize patterns that you could use in your improvisation. I think the best example of this is the mario kart lick video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rD-tdEFKlg&ab_channel=Saxologic
>>101825427well how else would you learn to improvise? i don't think you really get the technical dexterity and speed required without learning songs. just looking for advice I might incorporate into my routine so i don't stay a jukebox forever
>>101825497Study theory, understand what sounds good and bad, learn to improvise by trial and error. There isn't a clear cut way to build that skill, you must do it on your own in a way that works best for you anon
>>101821482I can. The curved neck thing was designed by arthritic post-industrial workin' men from the 40s who couldn't straighten out their fingers after battering their bodies to death doing unnaturally hard labor without taking breaks - not unlike slaves. Before fender, all guitar necks were either flat or nearly flat with 12" to 14" being the standard radius and slaves who got worked to the bone just played slide.
>>101825566ok, that's exactly whats hard though. everything else is just butt-in-seat kind of learning, just show up and practice accordingly and I'll get better, which i can do just fine. i think taking my theory more seriously will help a lot, though.thanks anon, guess ill just have to do what makes sense to me and start dedicating some time to that in my routine
>>101824492>mcrWanna know how I know you are gay
>>101825294I like the amp testing and will it chug stuff, for non metal tones I have other youtube channels
>leaves>takes a huge shit>washes up and makes a sandwich>come back>dead thread hasn't had a new post in over an hourlol
would it be a mistake to only know how to play in open c tuning? i really like John Fahey, that's the only reason I pick up a guitar. I'd love to be able to sit outside and improvise some stuff like that.
>>101827064learn alternate tunings after you've managed to nail down standard tuning. one of the best parts of dropped tuning is the string tension. even a hallf-step down makes them very rubber-banderish. some stuff (EVH for instance) is very hard to play without that give in the string tension. the problem is, if you start out with such low tension, you won't develop the strength necessary for standard tuning, so you wont ever be able to play with another musician unless you capo up or they tune down to you.