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Eyy foo play that tucanazo that shit slaps homie
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Ey foo u a rocker huh? *\m/*
Play sum of that hard-core shit like nirvana
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>they literally can't stop posting about sam
>it's been a two day trip already without rest
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did all the other /gg/ characters just vanish?
surely sam isnt the only one around
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>>100896001
Nobody did until you faggot
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>>100896044
Yeah it's only sam spamming 300 posts over and over and changing his ips to post quicker. Except that it's the other way around.
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Whatever happened to jcoom? I miss him
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la bamba is a good song
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>>100896145
Classic
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why do dean headstocks always look so retarded
i see deans online and stuff and they look alright mostly but the headstock always looks so fucking massive it looks out of place
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I'm gonna download Amplitube 5 free guys
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why do people say /gg/ is reddit? the constant spamming about this "sam" character is cringe but i don't get how it's reddit
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>>100896185
Its so you can stick your tongue through it like a vagina
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Man I really wanna learn Tigres del Norte's Ni Parientes Somos
help me out
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>>100896385
Git gud
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Guitar
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>>100897779
What about it?
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>>100896327
is that really his surname or is it a stage name?
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>>100896385
I'll give you an accurate lesson on that song if you pay me
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For tones with a lot of bite
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>>100898018
Will only accept if 100% vaquero
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>>100897987
based bichposter
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who else /arthritis/?
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>>100898404
me
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>>100898441
nice, I don't feel like doing shit today
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>>100898404
Same been fappin/gg/ too much lately
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Sams dad btfo
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>8:00pm on a Wednesday night
>entire country locked inside because of Covid
>/gg/ on page 7
> ded
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>>100899451
Page 8 moron
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>>100899451
Like sams dad lel
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One day left kaka dweller.
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>13 posters
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>(she)samuel campos: brazilian (wo)manlet.crabby guitar player Hated by many..Gets pe/gg/ed by trannies. Lives with (her)his mom, dead dad. Mutilates shitplanks because (she)he is neurotic.Pet shop Cristal, belo horizonte. Very poor. Retail wage cuck. Multiple personality disorder. He goes by sam, crazy jason, and crazy Jake. Pathetic irl.cant afford the rent. Gets rekt and comes back for more. Desperate for attention. Tries to save face by being crazy Jake and crazy jason, can't. Gets autistic boomers seething as well. Desperately goes on damage control after getting btfo.runs away to /an/ cat threads when he gets btfo. Gets btfo in said cat threads. Major spazz. Mentally ill. Desperate for attention. Loves throbbing cocks. Cat fucker. Tries to appear manly, fails due to (wo)manlet stature. Only capable of receiving love from a cat. bitter, short, poor. Is witnessed having mental breakdowns. Wants to be a furry but too poor to do so. Lives in filth. Probably contracted cat aids from fucking (her)his cat. Very effeminate voice because testicles haven't dropped. Hates brazil, wants to be American badly. Malnourished monkey. Bitter that people have nicer things. Spends all day getting btfo. Can't stop getting btfo. Lives to get btfo. Will most likely make this list grow over time.wishes this would stop, loses sleep over this. Has never seen a woman naked without a dick. High-school dropout. Hitlerina is (her)his only friend. Only pussy (she)he has seen or felt is (her)his cat.Is a wagecuck in a wage cage.the wage cage is his only form of irl human interaction. Loses his composure when he goes past his night night time. Will get yelled at work tomorrow. Will comeback and get btfo some more. Rekt by based Seattle individual who originated this long and ever evolving post on (she)sam lore. Vir/gg/in. No irl human friends.tiny hands. Tiny stature. Tiny brain. Tiny bank account.only affords cheapest gear. Toxo life.
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>>100900341
Dont forget he molested his kid brother
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https://voca.ro/12V61HZHBs8K
https://voca.ro/1m5TvvOjUDSc
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>page 10

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>He's in his late 20s
>He spends most of his free time trolling a general about an instrument he can't play for shit
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>he can recite his troll pastas from memory
>but he can't pluck out "marry had a little lamb" on one string without making a mistake
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>sam has spent the past 8 years shitposting, destroying guitars, fucking his cat, and practicing guitar 20 minutes a week
>he's still more accomplished than you
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https://vocaroo.com/1iNE9rljsxJs
Howling at the moon
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>>100901084
you sound like a retarded
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>>100901148
Did I ask your opinion on anything bitch
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>>100901178
ok retard
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>Sam is trying to deflect from him getting btfo
Just stop kaka dweller.
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Look how mad you are
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Lets get political lads
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>>100901302
>OMG A YOUTUBER SAID..
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>>100901330
What did you fucking say to me kid?
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>wasn't looking at my phone while using it
>accidentally sent my sister a text meant for my bf
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>>100895574
https://youtu.be/mSQnJkvLeAk
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>sister texted me back a smile and wink emoji
christmas is saved
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>brother just texted "you gotta explain something"
>dad just texted me "are you awake"
>phone rang
>its dad
>ignored it
oh no

oh no
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>car pulling up outside my apartment
>it's my dad's trucj
OH FUC
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>we can't have nice things
>because roman won't allow it
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new delay day
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>>100901418
This dog is stunningly beautiful. 10/10 would pet. Which breed is it?
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>>100901974
Roman?
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So /gg/ today I went to the guitar store to try their CIJ jaguar and it was a shitty, cramped feeling guitar that was actually harder to play than a strat, it had no sustain, and it kept going out of tune

Please explain to me what these guitars are used for other than plonky surf music rhythm guitar, shit you could use any guitar for like shoe-gays, and maybe tone knob at 0 dull plonky jazz sounds. They look nice but they sound like a squier and play even worse?
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>>100902798
No one cares bud
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>>100899996
16 now
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>>100902854
I don't care that you don't care. The jazzmasters they had were better but still worse than strats. Heavier and less playable. I don't think offsets are for real "players", just chord strummers, and if fender could make them better they don't have a good reason to because the pickups sound like ass.
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>>100902892
>I don't think
Obviously
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>>100902916
I think, but that's one thing I will never think. They are just too shitty, and it shows when not one actual good player has used an offset since they were a novelty. Now that they're nothing special, no one good uses them. Like parker fly guitars and steinbergers. That alone should tell you what you need to know.
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>>100902960
Case in point
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>>100902975
mad offset soiboy? go play some MBV and tell your friends about your super advanced "hold the whammy bar while strumming a power chord" technique
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>>100902988
There's no need to elaborate bud
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>>100903012
Just saying "you're stupid" over and over again won't change reality roman

Just like calling sam a catfucker won't unfuck your dog :)
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>>100903042
Not just stupid but mad too? Ok then.
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>>100903065
You call others stupid but you can never justify yourself. Your head is empty, you just have a need to prop up your ego after wasting your life in the wage cage/your mother's basement (maybe both) while the rest of us are enjoying high paying, self paced careers in IT.
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>>100903078
What a low IQ reply
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>>100903094
Funny stuff coming from a lifeless autist

Go fuck a dog faggot
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>>100903101
the "person" you are replying to has literally no life and no dignity. why are you bothering? obviously you are stupid if you already knew you were replying to roman.
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>>100895542
Quisiera ser mario quintero
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>>100903115
dude why? you btfo them both ;______;
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>all 19 of us
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>>100895510
someone recommend me a good guitar for making nu metal riffs my budget is £350
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>>100900310
This is real, not a shoop. I was there.

Positive btw ;_;
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I call this punk blues. An albert king type bassline with distorted power chords.
https://voca.ro/1cSQFUHQWKco
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>>100904606
tisdc
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Thoughts on doing metal with Gretsch solid bodies and their underwound bright pickups?
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>someone recommend me a good guitar for making nu metal riffs my budget is £350
answer pls is ibanez rg the best? should I get a 7 string?
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>shitposting hangover
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>>100905413
sam btfo?
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>>100905367
>nu metal riffs
so, baritone or 7-string
Make sure the clean tone isn't too dull/"warm", if you can get some sound samples from whereever you buy from
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>>100905433
Who?
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why does the tuner say my guitar is in tune when i play a loose string, but it says its too high pitched when i press the fifth fret on that string?
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>>100905442
That guy that barely practices and yet is better than /gg/
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>>100905451
Because your guitar is poorly intonated. Does it get even more out of tune the higher the frets?
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>>100905454
Oh yes, I know him. What about him?
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>>100905465
so it seems
its some 90€ acoustic i bought 10 years ago or so
"Oscar Schmidt"
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>>100905522
>acoustic
Oh no... you're in bad luck
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>>100905440
tf is baritone. is this a good guitar for making nu metal riffs?
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>>100905531
why is that?
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Remember that time I got robbed by a tranny at wordpoint?
Good times
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>>100905539
You need to put the bridge saddle further away from the nut. With an electric it's just the turn of a screw. You could try to sand the bone saddle's edge at an angle but I doubt you're capable of that, and even then it will be just a little less out of tune. The bridge, that brown piece of wood, needs to be unglued and re glued at a different position. By a luthier.
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>>100905540
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>Camos
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>>100905560
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>>100905578
>mods help
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>>100896194
Damn I completely forgot about it
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Sammy BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rate my improv skills
i call this "ipanema but changed"
https://voca.ro/1dtMR6FZBmjU
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>>100905720
tisdc
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>>100905729
what does that mean
heres another improv with a poem i saw in /int/
https://voca.ro/12LMLZ7ER1yU
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>>100905753
It means it's shit!! btfo!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>100905810
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>>100905810
s.h.i.t.?
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>>100904606
Hello again, fellow fa/gg/ots. How different are Fender's MIJ and American Deluxe Telecasters? Retired mexican one after years of playing recently, looking for something higher quality.
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>>100906051
You're full of shit
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>>100901302
He made a vid calling for secesssion
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I want a modeling amp as my first amp to toy around with effects andsee what i like but also to have a decent amp if i decide to gig with a couple friends.

I can get a katana 50 or for the same price a vox vt100x. Which do i choose? I see conflicting reviews online on which is better.
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>>100906080
Zip it, sam. You'll never get good.
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>>100906240
Stay mad. What's so bad about the mim fender?
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>>100906286
I broke mine but have money for new one. Want to get either mij or american one
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>>100906568
How do you break a guitar? A fuckin tele? Holy shit you're fuckin retarded. That's worse than being full of shit, way worse
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>>100906568
How do you break a telecaster? If you can't handle a MIM tele you shouldn't get a MIA one.
Stick to squiers and learn how to take care of your guitar first.
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Sam btfoooooooo
(He begs for it when he doesn't get btfo)
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>>100906704
>>100906729
He probably saw this
https://acousticguitar.com/guitar-guru-how-long-should-it-take-to-break-in-a-new-guitar/
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>(she)samuel campos: brazilian (wo)manlet.crabby guitar player Hated by many..Gets pe/gg/ed by trannies. Lives with (her)his mom, dead dad. Mutilates shitplanks because (she)he is neurotic.Pet shop Cristal, belo horizonte. Very poor. Retail wage cuck. Multiple personality disorder. He goes by sam, crazy jason, and crazy Jake. Pathetic irl.cant afford the rent. Gets rekt and comes back for more. Desperate for attention. Tries to save face by being crazy Jake and crazy jason, can't. Gets autistic boomers seething as well. Desperately goes on damage control after getting btfo.runs away to /an/ cat threads when he gets btfo. Gets btfo in said cat threads. Major spazz. Mentally ill. Desperate for attention. Loves throbbing cocks. Cat fucker. Tries to appear manly, fails due to (wo)manlet stature. Only capable of receiving love from a cat. bitter, short, poor. Is witnessed having mental breakdowns. Wants to be a furry but too poor to do so. Lives in filth. Probably contracted cat aids from fucking (her)his cat. Very effeminate voice because testicles haven't dropped. Hates brazil, wants to be American badly. Malnourished monkey. Bitter that people have nicer things. Spends all day getting btfo. Can't stop getting btfo. Lives to get btfo. Will most likely make this list grow over time.wishes this would stop, loses sleep over this. Has never seen a woman naked without a dick. High-school dropout. Hitlerina is (her)his only friend. Only pussy (she)he has seen or felt is (her)his cat.Is a wagecuck in a wage cage.the wage cage is his only form of irl human interaction. Loses his composure when he goes past his night night time. Will get yelled at work tomorrow. Will comeback and get btfo some more. Rekt by based Seattle individual who originated this long and ever evolving post on (she)sam lore. Vir/gg/in. No irl human friends.tiny hands. Tiny stature. Tiny brain. Tiny bank account.only affords cheapest gear. Toxo life.
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>>100906194
Pleass respond this offer is ending today.
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I only come here to see how you waste your time shitposting all day about someone that doesn't come here
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>>100906865
Katana, ive seen more good things about it than vox. Besides boss has the multifx game down to a science
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>>100906865
Buy if you want, don't buy if you don't want to buy
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>i only come here because I have nothing better going on in my life other than fucking my cat and mutilating shitplanks
Look its me
Look
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>>100906894
This man can't afford it, dont listen to him
Only can afford crap gear like an alien amp and condor and dolphin guitars that buzz up a storm
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>>100906940
You think he should buy if he doesn't want to buy and not buy if he wants to buy?
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>>100905522
Dont do what other anon said, tuners do its thing at the 5 not open. tune your low E with a tuner then tune the rest to itself. simple,
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I think its bullcrap that I post jenny twice in the same thread and get a month ban sitewide but this guy literally has doxx info as his tripfag and gets away with it.
Sad!
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>>100907034
Jenny?
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Maybe you deserve it, sam es el pinche gusano de mierda
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>>100907112
Why did you cease with the spammimg and flooding? Keep at it, you were doing well!
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>>100907107
Jenny.
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>>100907112
Lmaoooooooo this foo look like that wierd ass alien from MIB lololol
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>>100907191
>Xj nieene
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Any telecaster owners here?
What would you say are the differences between an ESP, Mexican Fender and American Fender tele?
Is a vintage American Fender tele worth the price?
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>>100907283
Mexican ones are easier to break. American ones are made with harder wood and japanese ones are made with laminated necks which are also harder to break.
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You are either in sams side or the sam btfo side
There is no in-between
Choose wisely
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>>100907370
There is only one true choice.
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>>100907271
XJ-Strat
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>>100907283
They always look cool, but honestly I could never justify spending 700+ on a guitar with 2 (weak) single coil pickups
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>>100907385
Based pinche gusano btfo
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SAM BTFO
(I wonder how long till sam replies)
Lmao pinche gusano
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Mark "the sandnigger" agnesi
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Using Trillian, absolutely in love with using ut on my keyboard, honestly its better than any bassist I've ever met lol gonna make a mix with it tonight
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>>100906729
>>100906822
I just asked simple question, you niggers. American Deluxe or MIJ?
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>>100908215
And we gave you a simple answer.
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Any good humbucker kit to change noisy pickups on a cheap guitar?
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>>100908215
Ignore those faggots and just get mij or old american one (if you can afford one ofc). Don't know why you broke one, but know that mexican fenders nowadays are as good as modern american deluxes quality wise and both are built by same families of spics so it doesn't matter.
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Remember that time I shoved my strat's neck up my ass on xvideos and the headstock broke off so I decided I was going to turn that guitar into a headless??
Good times
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>>100908277
probably more to do with cheap electronics and shit wiring than the pups themselves
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>>100908363
Care to tell me how the mij fenders play? always wanted one
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>>100908516
If i'm going to gut my guitar may as well change the pickups with some quality ones, with no soldering if possible, EMG does these kind of kits but i would like to know if any people here got.any experience with them and what models to buy. I'm leaning towards 85 on the bridge and 60 on the neck.
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https://www.vocaroo.com/1coFxFDtYSoY

Figured this out on accident.
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>>100908503
Remember the time Sam shoved a tube amp part up his dick because /gg/ told him to?
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>>100908604
I believe you it was an accident, an unfortunate one, because it sounds absolutely shit
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>>100908599
Sounds like a killer setup for a cheap guitar. Good idea on the actives, theyll most likely push out any weirdness from the wiring and pots. I couldnt help you beyond that though, seems like youve got the right idea with the 85 and 60 and i dont use actives enough to recommend anything
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>>100908604
See --------->>>100908707
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Sam btfoooo
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Sam btfoooo due to poverty and manlet stature
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>>100908604
Jesus christ thats some tone. Whats your setup?
ignore the samefag hater, i recognize the song.

Sorry it took 3 tries to get this reply out.
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>>100909019
custom signal chain in amplitube 5, i can share the preset if you have the software. the tone is based on EVH's tone from Balance, and it sounds pretty dead-on with Seventh Seal. Happens to work for some late-80's stuff too, like that Def Leppard song.
And I don't take offense to people insulting me on here, I know i play better than 90% of these blowhards. Half the time its the music they take offense to, not the playing. I play old shit.
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>>100909117
How is amplitube? You use any other amp sims or just that?
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>>100908599
Those nonsolder emgs are pretty neat, I put an 81 and 85 on a guitar I rewired and I also have one with an 81and 60 that came with it.
The cool thing about those is you can easily swap out the pickups or switch positions if you can choose. If you can, have a collection of solderless emgs that you can randomly switch out on a whim
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>>100909117
I've played with Guitarix in Linux, but in Windows I haven't had a need for anything other than Amplitube. Amp 4 was good as it was, the array of hardware it can simulate (everything from amps and cabs to effects, racks, mic type and placement etc) is just dizzying, and Amp 5 takes the fidelity up another notch. Amp 5 is new though and a little buggy.
You can download a free version that comes with like 36 pieces of equipment unlocked, but I just pirated the full version because its just for personal fuckery.
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>>100909190
Kinda sounds like that swiss guitar that will let you swap basically any pups on the fly
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>>100908583
Build quality is really good. Really good guitars. Japanese Fenders have older hardware inside while american/mexican ones have newer stuff put inside. Only downside of japanese ones is that pickups suck.
Sound is matter of taste. I've tried one and really liked the build quality and sound.
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>>100909215
I cant for the life of me get the pirated version of amplitube 5
it and toontrack ezdrummer is all im missing for my collection, good to know its solid ill probably end up buying it but considering buggy ill wait. THU is a fantastic one too if you ever get the chance, has a killer 6505 sim in a addon and its a killer
Is there a way to get caught using pirated VSTs? So long as nobody knows your setup or looks at your computer at a gig, its no biggie right?
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>>100909222
Yeah same concept
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>>100909277
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:81ffc313f657786048dfe77aeeb576f983b00150&dn=IK%20Multimedia%20AmpliTube%205%20V5.01.CE%20-XORAX
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>>100909338
You're a God bro, much appreciated
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>>100909338
Care to tell me what site youre using?
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>>100907283
The ESP is actually good.

The Mexican Fender is a guitar shaped object.

The American Fender is almost functional.
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>>100910220
Too bad you cant afford any.
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>>100910294
I can afford all 3 but prefer guitars made in Japan for their objectively superior quality compared to US production line guitars (which are made by mexicans and blacks), equal to US custom shop guitars (which are made by whties).
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>>100910336
K
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>>100910495
Kiesel and PRS guitars are also mostly made by whites.

/gg/ hates these because the guitarist is a jiggaboo, he worships black cultures, he worships black men, he only plays and takes inspiration from their music.
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>>100910524
Youre forgetting dean usa is all white
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>>100910548
Dean USA is all trailer park whites like the ones off those shitty custom car shows
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Poorfag trailer trash btfooooo
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>>100910626
Better than 3 inch brown dicked overworked hikikimori losers. Something the nips and sam have in common
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Poorfags in general btfoooooo(sam and trailer trash)
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Sam btfoooooo
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Uno...dos..tres...
Sam btfo
Sambtfooo btfo
Sam btfoo
Sambtfoo btfooo
Btfoo btfo btfoo btfoo
Btfo btfo b t f o
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>>100910831
Except the microdicks have triple digit IQs
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>>100911095
Negative iq does not count
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>>100911118
Positive IQ, you're thinking of sam.
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>>100911125
I didnt know sam was his pos
Makes sense, cat fucker and what not
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>>100911137
Sam btfooooooooooooooo
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>>100911125
Yet he can't figure out how to escape poverty or stop btfoing himself
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>>100902798
what did you expect

no one plays those for a reason
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>(she)samuel campos: brazilian (wo)manlet.crabby guitar player Hated by many..Gets pe/gg/ed by trannies. Lives with (her)his mom, dead dad. Mutilates shitplanks because (she)he is neurotic.Pet shop Cristal, belo horizonte. Very poor. Retail wage cuck. Multiple personality disorder. He goes by sam, crazy jason, and crazy Jake. Pathetic irl.cant afford the rent. Gets rekt and comes back for more. Desperate for attention. Tries to save face by being crazy Jake and crazy jason, can't. Gets autistic boomers seething as well. Desperately goes on damage control after getting btfo.runs away to /an/ cat threads when he gets btfo. Gets btfo in said cat threads. Major spazz. Mentally ill. Desperate for attention. Loves throbbing cocks. Cat fucker. Tries to appear manly, fails due to (wo)manlet stature. Only capable of receiving love from a cat. bitter, short, poor. Is witnessed having mental breakdowns. Wants to be a furry but too poor to do so. Lives in filth. Probably contracted cat aids from fucking (her)his cat. Very effeminate voice because testicles haven't dropped. Hates brazil, wants to be American badly. Malnourished monkey. Bitter that people have nicer things. Spends all day getting btfo. Can't stop getting btfo. Lives to get btfo. Will most likely make this list grow over time.wishes this would stop, loses sleep over this. Has never seen a woman naked without a dick. High-school dropout. Hitlerina is (her)his only friend. Only pussy (she)he has seen or felt is (her)his cat.Is a wagecuck in a wage cage.the wage cage is his only form of irl human interaction. Loses his composure when he goes past his night night time. Will get yelled at work tomorrow. Will comeback and get btfo some more. Rekt by based Seattle individual who originated this long and ever evolving post on (she)sam lore. Vir/gg/in. No irl human friends.tiny hands. Tiny stature. Tiny brain. Tiny bank account.only affords cheapest gear. Toxo life.
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>>100906051
I’ve heard the MIJ ones have a better build quality, but the MIA ones have better electronics and are better in general, but maybe try changing the MIJ pickups.
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The jazzmaster
>cash grab
>so half assed the bridge is made of screws
>used to be a garbage guitar because it needs mods to work
>now only hipsters play it because it needs mods to work
>sounds so bad pedals are mandatory

The jaguar
>starter pack version of the jazzmaster with a child-friendly 24" scale

The stratocaster
>instant classic
>used for every single genre
>every worthwhile modern guitar is a specialized variant of it
>looks like it shouldn't work as well it does, is actually amazing
>mogs every other fender in tone and playability
>so influential, from ibanez, esp, charvel, and jackson to suhr, tom anderson, and k-line to even gibson and gretsch that its basic outline is the definitive shape of an electric guitar
>even rickenbacker 300 series were clearly inspired by it

inb4 offset fags say "nooooo that's all boomer music so its bad!" lmao the offsets were literally baby boomer guitars gen X fucking rules you faggots

You will never be cool unless you play a strat or a tele. Everyone is laughing at you for playing some hipster guitar for tiny handed faggots.

Grow a dick. Take the stratpill.
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>>100911382
Offsets are the condors of fender

>it just needs all these mods then it will be good trust me
Jaguar players are sams
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Oh noooo I can't afford anything other than $300 shitplanks
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please don't bully me for this but.... how do you alt/tremolo pick? I seen videos and i try to do it but i feel like I'm doing it wrong because i keep getting caught in the string and its not consistent enough. How long will it take with consistent practice if I'm even correctly doing it?
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>>100911783
Nobody here's gonna laugh its not an easy thing to do, a good exercise is to go 3-5-7-7-5-3 on the A and D string back and forth using a metronome
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>>100902892
Yeah, theyre garbage. Like others said, its just a cash grab. Nobody actually plays those for good reason
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New pups
HS master race
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>tfw scared of fucking around with the settings on my pedals because I like the current setup and might forget how I got it
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>>100911382
based
even funnier when you realize a lot of jm players probably recorded their music using a strat in studio
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>>100912322
Take pictures of all of your knobs
Problem solved!
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>>100912304
Damn son, what are those?
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>>100912322
nigga, write it down or take a picture
i write down every setting I like
you could also buy pedals with preset/save options or go digital
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>>100911382
I agree, strats are just... better. Played a America whatever ii at the shop and the neck just feels so warm and playable
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>>100912304
are those plastic saddles?
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>>100912304
god damn those pickups look sexy as FUCK

might actually buy them just because of the aesthetics
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>>100912618
this
Sexy sexy look
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>>100911783
>i keep getting caught in the string and its not
Just so I'm getting this. Is switching strings during tremolo picking the issue here?
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>>100912844
yes, and also tremolo picking 2 strings at the same time.
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>>100912996
It is difficult so patience is key.
Start with tremolo picking one string to build up speed and consistency. Then try two strings at once.
For string switching look up "pickslanting" on Youtube.
Good luck.
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should I buy a MIA tele or just mod my CV Strat?

generally around what price do you start getting diminishing returns when buying tele's?
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>>100912844
What kind of pick are you using? I find jazz picks and thick picks are good for alternate picking. Thin picks get caught too easily
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>>100912304
now that's what i call an abomination
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>>100911382
why would you use froosh to prove your point when he's played jaguars his entire career as well wtf
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>>100913230
Lmaoooo sam strikes again with jealousy when someone can afford something that isn't poverty tier or a piece of shit
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Just wrote a pretty bass progression. I'm happy
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> i was just a useless cunt and I'm happy
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>>100913222
I use Tortex Flex Jazz III XL 1.14mm. Thick picks are indeed easier to play with at the cost of dynamics (imo).
Regular Jazz IIIs are too small for me. They slip out of my fingers because I get very sweaty hands.
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>>100913261
i've owned an american jazzmaster for 10 years i'd love to be jealous of your budget cosplay jazzmaster but i just can't see that happening
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>>100913313
I love the jazz iii picks, normal ones always felt too big. Some scratch them up with a razor to increase grip
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>>100913403
>Some scratch them up with a razor to increase grip
Never heard of that. It makes sense to increase the surface area of the pick. I might try that at some point.
I'm still content with 1.14 for picking and 0.73 for strumming.
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>>100913366
I can't afford one, not even a shitplank
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BTFO
T
F
O
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>>100913139
Do both
>>100913366
Rip Kobe
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>>100913087
thanks a lot bro, i appreciate it.
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>>100913621
#23 i'ma miss him forever
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Hi fa/gg/s.
I just got back from a local guitar store. They have a Supro Black Holiday there for 60% off. Anyone played one of these? Chambered mahogany with fiberglass top. Shit's fucked, bro.
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>>100913674
Pretty sure its number 8
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>>100913675
Eww
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>>100913679
wasn't it 24
i get my numbers mixed up man
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>>100913718
well, he's number 2 now
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how do I get my strat to sound like this?
https://youtu.be/r1BFYiRbZPM?t=76
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Every time I see someone post a jazzmaster here I assume they can't play guitar.
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I need to shove Hitlerina up my ass while my condor and dolphin go up my mutilated benis
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>>100911382
>>mogs every other fender in tone and playability
that would be the telecaster
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>>100911382
Too bad I can't afford anything other than shitplanks
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My uncle molested me and in turn i molested my kid brother. I also love trannies.
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>>100910220
>>100907283
ESP is not a real tele, probably shit. ESP is only good for shredder guitars.

MIM/MIA teles are both good. A vintage tele is worth it if you have the money to blow and want to do so. Depends what you mean by worth it though. Vintage is just for the cool factor, theyre not always better guitars.
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>>100912610
Not sure if they're plastic or a tusq type material. Reverb listing said they were upgraded so I may have just gotten bamboozled

>>100912618
Love them and I get to larp as Jonny G

>>100913230
:(
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>>100912322
>>100912483
Ffs do you not have a memory
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>amplitube 5 even models sansamp

I'm in love
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I love big black cock
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How do you guys control the humidity where you keep your guitars?
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Can someone post some intro to guitar material for a total retard? I'm coming from piano and I can hardly even strum right, let alone fret properly. Why is it so hard bros?
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>>100915021
Git gud
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>50 posters
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Imagine paying 60 bucks for a fucking back cover lol
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>51 posters
My dick grew
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I'm just waiting for my autistic soiboi neighbor to be a strumfag with a shit voice again so I can dab on him some more
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>pinche gusano mamón
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>>100914511
I mean...screw it. If it works, it works I guess.
You might get a brighter tone out of those but i’m not sure
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>>100909117
Wait so >>100908604 is Amplitube?
That sounds pretty fucking good. Everyone always shits on amp sims.
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how in the fuck do you play like this? interviews say he only uses a strat, rat, and marshall stacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDv5h3iqhA8
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>>100909117
Did you pirate amplitube 5 or what?
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>>100909215
>I just pirated the full version
Where
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Can you run 2 low-amperage pedals off of one 100mA port on a power supply unit?
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>>100915424
His only remarkable achievement is being so filthy we can't tell whether he got toxo from fucking his cat or from all the dirt, trash and shit he lives covered with
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Found sam's lost cousin
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x53qqlk
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when was the last time this general was about guitar
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Preorder sent
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Brehs. It came.
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>>100917670
>Orange amp
>It's black
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>>100917682
Spooky, right?
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>>100917670
>based butler
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>>100917635
I didnt think they still made guitars that didnt look like a middle schooler designed it
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>>100917723
>has never seen a Stratocaster
Makes sense from the typical /gg/ poster these days
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>>100917752
I was saying it looked good, im talking about shit like picrel
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>>100917752
He's talking about the brand Ibanez you massive mongoloid.
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80$ shitplank
Starcaster by fender
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>>100918069
Its not a shitplank when its by Squier or fender
Its a shitplank when its a condor or dolphin
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>>100918367
Not him, but it's a shitplank. Sold in walmarts and targets to get a share of First Acts business.
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https://reverb.com/item/34111558-ormsby-sx-gtr-run-5-seafoam-green

or

https://reverb.com/item/36666575-kiesel-ct3-beautiful-specimen-upgraded-seymour-duncan-s-outstanding-condition-tonality
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>>100919183
>Asking strangers to make decisions for him.
Hey man, you want me to get over there and fuck your wife too?? Are you buying that for your wife's son??
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>>100919183
gross
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>>100917635
Ahh yess the bullet affinity ibanez
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I hate my dead dad.
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I'm learning a song that's barre chords the whole way through and I can't play the whole thing without my hand cramping up. Do I just need to work up my endurance or am I doing something wrong? It's that muscle you use to pinch your thumb and first finger together.
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Remember that time I took semi-decomposed bits of flesh from my dead dad and shoved them up my butt on xvids??
Good times
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>>100919315
I play bar chords with my index and pinky, found I can play way faster/more accurately with High on Fire/Mastodon type stuff where you play them up and down the neck. Brent Hinds does this as well I've noticed.
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>>100919315
Stretches, mate. And remember, it's a muscle that needs to be worked out/strengthened. It'll get easier over time.
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Remember that time I shat out semi-decomposed,kaka-covered bits of my dead dad's flesh?
Good times
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>>100919561
Remember when said pieces were stapled to my mutilated benis so I could fuck my cat with my dead dads dick
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>>100919931
>saved the thumbnail
you hate to see it lol
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I have a 20 year old Samick strat
should I buy a new guitar or kill myself
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i've been learning to play for about 5 days now, and have been messing around with various chords. D, E, A, and G all feel pretty comfortable, but i do feel a bit aimless in my practice occasionally. i know i should probably be focusing on chord changes or strumming technique to play some easier songs, but i had fun spending some time working on the picking for a song from STALKER. i barely got anywhere and had fun, but don't really know how much i "learned" exactly. i guess what i'm asking is, should i be focusing more on fundamentals at this point? i don't want to accidentally be doing anything wrong.
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Why am i so lonely and depressed?
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>>100920269
Pinche gusano de mierda
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItTRsnbCKIE
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>>100917670
>tfw i only have one xlr cable
Im not gonna make it brehhs. I wamted to mix the channels. Brehhh.
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>>100920067
Which would you prefer
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Im near my end game of guitar purchases. Just a few pedals and im set for as far as i can predict. Time to pick up an actual expensive hobby. Performance cars here i come.
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>>100920690
All good breh, momentary setback
Get a next day amazon cheapie in the mean time.
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>(she)samuel campos: brazilian (wo)manlet.crabby guitar player Hated by many..Gets pe/gg/ed by trannies. Lives with (her)his mom, dead dad. Mutilates shitplanks because (she)he is neurotic.Pet shop Cristal, belo horizonte. Very poor. Retail wage cuck. Multiple personality disorder. He goes by sam, crazy jason, and crazy Jake. Pathetic irl.cant afford the rent. Gets rekt and comes back for more. Desperate for attention. Tries to save face by being crazy Jake and crazy jason, can't. Gets autistic boomers seething as well. Desperately goes on damage control after getting btfo.runs away to /an/ cat threads when he gets btfo. Gets btfo in said cat threads. Major spazz. Mentally ill. Desperate for attention. Loves throbbing cocks. Cat fucker. Tries to appear manly, fails due to (wo)manlet stature. Only capable of receiving love from a cat. bitter, short, poor. Is witnessed having mental breakdowns. Wants to be a furry but too poor to do so. Lives in filth. Probably contracted cat aids from fucking (her)his cat. Very effeminate voice because testicles haven't dropped. Hates brazil, wants to be American badly. Malnourished monkey. Bitter that people have nicer things. Spends all day getting btfo. Can't stop getting btfo. Lives to get btfo. Will most likely make this list grow over time.wishes this would stop, loses sleep over this. Has never seen a woman naked without a dick. High-school dropout. Hitlerina is (her)his only friend. Only pussy (she)he has seen or felt is (her)his cat.Is a wagecuck in a wage cage.the wage cage is his only form of irl human interaction. Loses his composure when he goes past his night night time. Will get yelled at work tomorrow. Will comeback and get btfo some more. Rekt by based Seattle individual who originated this long and ever evolving post on (she)sam lore. Vir/gg/in. No irl human friends.tiny hands. Tiny stature. Tiny brain. Tiny bank account.only affords cheapest gear. Toxo life.
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It's out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4mtDyckAc
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Any recommendations for songs to learn for a Beginner/Intermediate? Been playing over a month, but I'm bored with such shit song options to play. Everything is just like Beatles or Neil Young
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>>100920264
Yes, fundamentals.
You cannot build well without a solid foundation.
If you lack direction and need a good basic routine I suggest justineguitar.com, it is free. And remember that you can, and maybe should, supplement Justines stuff with other stuff you want to learn.
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>>100921685
Dumbass. Learn the stuff you want to learn to play. Simple as.
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>>100920325
Lolololol that fool looks like that wierd fukkin alien from MIB
Eyyy you want a cup of joe?
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>>100921929
I can't afford it, im in poverty and too stupid to get out of it. I btfo myself with lack of intelligence and ambition
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>>100920988
you really took the time to type all that out huh
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>>100921998
>this guy doesn't know how to copy paste
Brazilian retards i swear
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Sam is incredibly autistic
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Sam btfooo
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Sam btfooo by nature
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Sam is conditioned to be btfo
Look at his height, poverty status, and brazilian toxo
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da da da da duh na na SAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
SSSAAAAAAAAAAMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaypEojjKQ
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>BTFO
>T
>F
>O
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>>100922518
>posts the inferior version
Kys
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>>100922558
Sorry this is the superior version
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
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>>100922624
Thank you, king.
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>>100922710
Hell yeah fellow devildriver fan
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Sam btfoooo he just can't get away
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Sam btfo
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Sam btfo add day and night long
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Sam fucks cats
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Start a new thread.
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To the grave
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Btfooooo
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Btfo
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Whats the max posts on threads?
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Apparently 329 is not...
What about 330?
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331?
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332?
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333?
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334?
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335?
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Maybe 336?
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337?
Has anybody actually reached the max posts in a thread?
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338?
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339?
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340?(thats how many cats sam fucked)
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341?
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342?
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343?
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344?
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345?
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346?
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347?
(Notice sam hasn't been back because of severely getting btfo)



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