Camila is biggest editionITT: Discussion of Western pop music, new albums, classic albums, alcoholism, flops, leaks, hitting the wall, meme fetishes, ERP, legwear, buttchugging, general waifu and stan faggotryPrev: >>100879356Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nKcKreZJYfI>>>LINKS<<<https://wpop.booru.org/ (memes and edits)https://celeb.booru.org/ (pictures of celebs)>>>RECENT EVENTS<<<-lana is divisive-btd will forever be lana's peak-Grimes likes spaghetti-Ultraviolence and Born to Die = NORMIE TASTE-lana picked the wrong album cover
first for twigs
>>100893877very nice banner OPwell done
>ANON PLEASE PLAY WITH ME!
>>100893914somebody delivered it earlier and it was crucial to be used immediately, all credit goes to mysterious anonshooper, bbl bros
>>100893877>imagine using the word "normie" while discussing pop musickek retards
NFR > the rest
for me, it's honeymoon
>tfw dummy hornyBros...
LIGHT OF MY LIFEFIRE OF MY LOINSBE A GOOD BABYDO WHAT I WANTLIGHT OF MY LIFEFIRE OF MY LOINSGIMME THEM GOLD COINSGIMME THEM GOLD COINS
danz or marina?
>>100893941THE DEFINITIVE LANA ALBUM RANKINGSUltraviolenceHoneymoonBTDAKANFRParadiseSirensLFLVBBOTGCurrent predictions for COCC: 4/10
danz or kylie?
>>100893983Just don't whack it to Aurora. Aurora is not for sexual, unless your name is Magnus.
>>100894009Kylie no contest
good night /wpop/, love y'all <3
>>100893877If this man should fall, who will lift the /wpop/ banner and shitpost in my place?
>>100893877does camila have any decent songs?
>>100894026thisdarmouth is going to ruin aurora
>>100894091But I wrote that. I don't whack it to Aurora. She's cute and special, and I want to just let her be Aurora and hear her music.
>>100893994danz is the futureMarina is the past
>>100894087Not Danz. Those legs aren't nice enough.
is marina hated now?
>>100894109shut up sick fuck you ruined danz and grimesand now you are going after aurorathe world would be a better place without you
DP after finding out that Danz has taken over another /wpop/ thread.
>>100894154>ruined danz Not much to ruin
>>100894154>the world would be a better place without youI think you need to calm the fuck down, and learn some fucking reading comprehension in ENGLISH.
>>100894160this is not what he wanted, sick fucks
>>100894160>full metal danz
>>100894194>this is not what he wanted, sick fucksI don't care what he wanted. He's inflexible, and he has several personality disorders, but I can't diagnose over the internet, and I'm certainly not going to treat the bastard.
>>100894219It shouldn't be too hard to put her face in this pic.
is pop music good for you?
all dp had to do was:>cool it with the spam (we deal with that shit all the time, so it's not abig problem)>not sperg out anytime he was told to take his shit somewhere else and call others autists and psychopaths (this is why dp isn't welcome here)his overreactions derailed many threads, so some anons appropriated danz to shitpost dp into oblivion, it was the price to pay to get rid of dp, now we'll have danzposting (the kind dp likes) because he couldn't behave with his danzposting
>>100894286Her tongue looks like raw hamburger.
>>100894306i accidentally a word, i meant the type of danzposting dp doesn't like
>>100894286once in a while, yescharli is good
>>100894306Yeah, pretty much. That and stories about Danz. I have to leave at dawn, so I don't know how much I can get finished.
>>100894318If you got a problem, yo, I'll solve it.Check out the beat while my DJ revolves it.
>>100894136Marina is whatever wpop feels like memeing at any particular moment.
>>100894306i noticed he targeted only certain obnoxious anons. he just wanted to danzpost in peace.
>>100894382this, i like her but shitposting first, love and respect second
>>100894393>i noticed he targeted only certain obnoxious anons.He made us obnoxious, you twit.
danz should work with OPN
>>100894393>he just wanted to danzpost in peace.in the months before the danzening, there have been many, many occasions where dp was told to make his own threads or go to some other general to shill danz everyday with, among other things, his pasta, when it turned out that no one showed up in his threads (or the jannies/mods) would remove them, he would come to /wpop/, whine, spam his pasta, be told to go somewhere else, sperg out, then derail a whole thread
>>100894306didn't he stop spamming months ago? also he stopped posting rare images over a month ago. i'm pretty sure we're dealing with impersonators.
>>100894524me over Camilas right shoulder
>anon, wake up honey
>>100894552no doubt there are impersonators, for example, someone straight up admitted it this weekend, but dp has no else to blame but himself
Gonna go play League now, I have some Promos to lose.
>>100894306>some anons appropriated danz to shitpost dp into obliviongenuinely curious: why is dp accused of spamming if other anons did that? dp didn't have a tripcode. it could be any anon.
>>100894552Even I made one post impersonating him, calling people sick fucks and "autistic and retarded," his favorite insults.
>>100894690>genuinely curious: why is dp accused of spamming if other anons did that? dp didn't have a tripcode. it could be any anon.He had his own very stilted writing style filled with what he thought was righteous indignation. He was a total asshole, and completely ungrateful for any accommodations we made for his disability.
>>100894740i don't believe dp is posting until i see rare images that are now gone from instagram
>>100894753>cuteYeah, I'd totally rawdog her until my dick bled, and then and only then would I wear a condom. I'd fuck her in all three holes, and I'd even have sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Filipinas are the only girls that make me harder than Latinas.
>>100894786If I write another story, he'll show up.
>>100894690back then, no one knew or cared anout danz, and dp has an encyclopedic knowledge anout her, you would have to be absurdly invested if it was a trollong operation, after the danzening, many anons started memeing danz, that's whemn mpersonators became a factor, also note that dp has a very noticeable way of writing, which makes him stand out amonst impersonators (although it could be argued that mimicking his style is somewhat easy) think of how easy it is to spot b*** when he shows up
>>100894819are you white?
Anyone here heard Tyla Yahweh?I guess it’s more hip-pop than straight pop but it’s also not rap. He’s Post Malone’s friend/“understudy”I really like this song https://youtu.be/nEmehcK7KfQ
>>100893941THE DEFINITIVE FAT LANA ALBUM RANKINGSUltraviolenceHoneymoonBTDAKANFRParadiseSirensLFLVBBOTGCurrent predictions for COCC: 4/10
>>100894840Well, I have an easy to recognize writing style, so I've been told, but I don't really see it.>>100894854>are you white?Very. I'm a WASP.
>>100894886>easy to recognize writing styleyeah you write like a narcissistic cunt
>>100894889I like the skirt. I love the shoes. However, this trend of wearing nice dress skirts with t-shirts needs to go. I'd rather see her wearing some sparkly black thing with a v-neck and a gold chain with a pendant.
>>100894886Your work, Aurora Poster:>>100893983>>100894078>>100894109>>100894160>>100894186>>100894227>>100894340>>100894382>>100894461>>100894740>>100894777>>100894819>>100894839>>100894886
>>100894925>yeah you write like a narcissistic cuntIt's all the 19th century writing I've been exposed to and all the Greek and Latin I took. If that sounds narcissistic to you, that's just how it comes across to you. I've heard "arrogant," but not "narcissistic." Narcissistic people are vague when it comes to details and overly impressionistic. I don't fit that psychological construct.
>>100894957>literally perfectClose enough. I wish she had big tits.
Do you agree with me that /wpop/ would be way better without the Aurora Poster?
>>100895005i don't care.
>>100894972you always talk about yourself and your personal experiences, sometimes even changing the subject
>>100895005>Do you agree with me that /wpop/ would be way better without the Aurora Poster?No.
>>100895013He's trolling everyone
>>100895005nah he makes me laff
>help me stretch anon
>>100895005fuck off, dpaurorabro stays
>>100895018Then ignore me. It ain't that hard.
>>100895085>Then ignore menah i like you bro, i have my issues to
>>100895066I'm just an anon sick and tired of seeing his shitposting every day
>>100895041>>100895066>>100895100 Thanks. I SHOULD be gone by tomorrow, though, probably for a week. I have some legal work to do.
>>100895119dartmouth legal department called you about an anonymous tip about posts you may have made on a certain website?
>>100895119need a lawyer?
Camila Cabello (bigger than Ariana "YUH YUH" Grande)
>tfw hot body but no chin
>>100895160Nope.>>100895187I don't. I'm neither the petitioner nor the respondent in this case.
>>100894077all of camilas music is big
need camila ____ ____ my face and _____ _____ my mouth
first camila album is best camila
i started my day with a massive boner when i read last night's thread and saw pic related
>>100895624had this same reaction when seeing Vic on a ship so had to post
i love her!
hello /wpop/, here's a picture of my wife
>>100895787she's very cute
>>100895687i want to 7-1 camila's ass
miss this lil nigga
>>100895787what is she saying?
HOCKEY IS BACK LADS
>>100895811Anal kween of /mu/LINDSAY LOHAN IS MY GODSO THANK YOU GOD FOR ALL THIS BOD
>>100895842maaaaaaan i have missed watching on the fly late night on nhln looming forward to it later
>>100896070da bloos are playing tonight too
>>100896102>>100896105>>>/sp/105289075/hoc/ knows about it now
>>100896691hockey is back
need evil aurora to sit on my chest and stab me as i sleep
>>100896179That's good. Maybe they should check out Aurora's music. It's a good bit darker than most pop stars' music. She's also cute.
>>100896718stefani have so many awards
>>100895807I would 8-2 Camila's rectal cavity or oesophagus
>>100896810>>100896868barf on my tits, bitch!
what did she mean by this?
You let me violate youYou let me desecrate youYou let me penetrate youYou let me complicate youI broke apart my insides(Help me) I've got no soul to sell(Help me) the only thing that works for meHelp me get away from myselfI wanna fuck you like an animalI wanna feel you from the insideI wanna fuck you like an animalMy whole existence is flawedYou get me closer to God
>>100896810"Hey, do you like to masturbate, Anon?"
aurora poster masturbates like 10 times a day
>>100897005>>100897005yeah, how could you tell?
>>100897011Is he a wanker?
i like boobs ya know?
>>100897011is that even possible?
>>100897011No, I might masturbate on average once a month. I don't know why that's your business, though.
>>100896102avalanche v blues tonight so aurora will surely be cheering on nathan>>100896098yup gonna tune in radio style for a little bit later me thinks about to get into some boozin>>100896691fixing to sit down for the night will try and do some quality shitposting with ya chaps>>100896920haha oh no im so scared (to make a mess in my flannel sheets)
>>100897053>I don't know why that's your business, though.i'm gay and i wanna see your dick
if you don't like masturbating you're a volcel
>>100897059>fixing to sit down for the night will try and do some quality shitposting with ya chapsnice
>>100897023"You're a Coomer! Let me confess something, Anon. I -- I am also a Coomer. I love masturbating, especially out in the woods. I shouldn't be telling you this, but sometimes I also fuck carpets. I know that sounds nasty, and no one must ever know, but yes, I fuck carpets. Do you fuck inaminate, um, inanimate things, Anon?"
LIKE WE ALWAYS DO AT THIS TIMEI GO FOR MINEI GOTS TO SHINENOW THROW YO HANDS UP IN THE SKYYYY
>>100897079Perhaps I am. I haven't felt like having sex lately. I just have no desire. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
>>100897059>hockey>booze>dubyapopsbased and frootpilled
I'm hard on the outsideBut if you give me timeThen I could make time for your loveI'm hard on the outsideBut if you see inside, inside, inside
>the mad man is actually trying to ERP as Aurora
>>100897096How did you know about my Sasha Grey throat toy?
Sasha Grey is the most overrated pornstar
>>100897241Her sex scenes are crap but when she gets a dick shoved down her throat it's always top tier
>>100897220>>100897241sasha is not for sexual, she is a pop singerhttps://youtu.be/2Yzva5_Xmng
>>100897220"I was looking out the window in your room, and I must say you really have the nicest view of the trees outside, and well, I couldn't help noticing it. I am sorry if I crossed a boundary there, Anon. I should have told you. Did you know that it's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest? Anyway, do you like fucking it?">>100897217Mad, innit?
>>100897277She's a virgin, waiting to give herself to one man after marriage.
ERP as Annie
ERP as Lana Del Rey
ERP as Fat Lana
>>100897297Ya, but I broke it going too hard lockdown is terrible
>>100897351wtf is this babby annie
>>100897394More like this?
>>100897354"Aww, that's such a shame, Anon. Yes, lockdown is terrible. I can't go out and perform for my fans. I really do love my fans, and sometimes I actually LOVE my fans. You're a fan of my music, yes?"
>annie was pegging this cute ass
>>100897327>ERP as AnnieThat would be difficult.>>100897342>ERP as Fat LanaThat would be easier.
>>100897394>>100897424brb gonna fap
>>100897411Ya, big fan, maybe you can release your own version
>>100897442prime annie and prime caraimagine the sex
>>100897454"What else should I release, Anon?"
Elon Musk prefers fucking Cara and Amber Heard over his own wife Grimes
PEG ME MOMMY
>>100897469>his own wife GrimesHe didn't marry that thing.
>*whispers*>tonight, i'll destroy your ass, bitch
>>100897466Ummm artistic nudes
>>100897490"Hmm. Hand me your phone, Anon. I must hide it. Somewhere."
>>100897424I would eat the hepatitis and HIV outta that Cara ass
>>100897513Here you go, but why?
>>100897489annie looks so happy
>>100897534I fuck in a sick way, bro
Danz (of Computer Magic) is now inside a computer. MAGIC!
>>100897549god i wish i could sniif those chairs
>>100897571i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
>>100897466this bitch is a lesbian 100%
>>100897542"I can't have you taking pictures or making videos that might harm my singing career, silly boy. Now come. Take my hand, and walk me into the woods. Put on your shoes first. That's good. You should put on a coat. It's a little cold outside. Good. Now take my hand, and we shall go for a walk!"
auroraposter masturbates like 12 times a day
>>100897599You think? I thought she was fucking her drummer.
>>100897603Lead the way
Lana is a lost causei think i'm a warrior now
Fat Lana is a lost causei think i'm a warrior now
warrior waging war on his dick 10 times a day
>>100897618"Traditionally, you should be leading the way. Oh, what big hands you have, Anon. All the better for. . ." Aurora trails off, smiling to herself. "I have explored your woods, at dawn, which is the best time to explore the woods, and I know where there is a lovely spring, some flat rocks, and very soft moss. Would you like to go there? Once we are in the woods you may put your arm around me, if you like."
>>100897659ur fast bastard
>>100897678Can I put it under your coat? It's cold and I have no gloves
>>100897571bro if you don't wanna sniff popstar's & actresses chairs after they've sat in them all day and laid down a thick musk of taint scent then this is not the lifestyle for you>>100897678more auroras like this
The EXACT moment Gaga became autistichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6RRAGf1rM
>>100897754>bro if you don't wanna sniff popstar's & actresses chairs after they've sat in them all day and laid down a thick musk of taint scent then this is not the lifestyle for you
>>100897776bro noooooooooooo SO close!
>>100897805i channeled big kobro energy on this one
>>100897713"As you wish. Just don't get too fresh with me yet. One never knows who is watching in the woods. It could be a poacher, a madman, or simply an elf. I will know when no one is watching. I can feel such things. I can also feel your hand moving towards my bum, Anon. If you want to feel it, go ahead, but be careful lest someone see us."
>>100897805CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
>>100897831You know, I saw you live once and I kept thinking about squeezing your ass and elsewhere
*hides in the woods to fap while watching aurora walk with some creep*
What is Stefani listening to?
>>100897920some gay shit
>>100897829wishing kobro well and hoping he blesses us with rolls later tonight for the sake of a midweek pickmeup>>100897845do her proud anon, do her proud>>100897920spongebob theme song
so, this is just BTW but worse
>>100897859"Elsewhere? Where else did you want to squeeze? Were you in the audience when I accidently flashed underboob at everyone?" [Laughs mischievously.] "Actually, it wasn't an accident!"
>>100898061I wasn't but I think I should get a re-enactment
>>100897998yes, pretty much
>>100898089>ywn never protect gaga's tiny body from the pit during raining bloodwhen will the pain end bros?
>>100898113Beware, ye hessians : simp not for women at the show, lest ye fall victim to the deadly techniques of my Wu-Tang mosh style
>>100898086"You will. That's not a difficult wish to fulfill. We must keep walking, though. I'd like to reach that spring. Siri, when is sunset in Buckhannon, West Virginia?""Sunset in Buckhannon, West Virginia is at 17:21." Aurora's Siri has a British accent, and her phone is set to 24 hour time."If I give you a kiss, can you walk faster?"
What happened to Gaga? She used to be so fucking cool.
>>100898113When you listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUOuJJdjFHc
>>100898183How about this, for every one second of kissing I'll speed up for one minute
>>100898210"Okay. We shouldn't be any more than ten minutes away. Now turn your head towards mine. Come on, don't look down. Look into my eyes. That's good. No, don't look away again. You must look into my eyes, and I into yours. I don't like closing my eyes when kissing. Do you? Come on, now, put your arms around me." Aurora licks her lips and waits.
>>100898203for me it's listening to the entire Reign In Blood album first and then listening to Tori's masterpiece afterwords, for me it doesn't get better than that
>>100898281Tori's is spooky as hell. We should get a list of spooky walking in the woods in winter songs together. I would include Tori's "Raining Blood" and Tom Waits' "Black Wings."
>>100898203that was breddy gud
>>100898270I don't either, but I find it weird when both sets are open. But anywayI grab both cheeks and pull her in
>>100898184>>100898268>But anon......I thought I was "Poggers"?
sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck sick fuck
I didnt understand the appeal of erp until I saw auroraposter carry it with that one dude. Pretty cool.
>>100898333those trips are pretty poggers gaga
name my band wpop
>>100898380>you will never write sexual pop songs with your little sister
>>100898380Do Americans and the Reallys
>>100898380>>100898384Is it true?
>>100898419She regularly cuckolds Finneas with African-American men
>>100898380the literally whos
>>100898318Aurora is caught a little off guard by being grabbed by her cheeks, but she goes with it anyway. Her open mouth finds yours as her arms slip under your armpits and rub your back. Her lips are soft, and her mouth tastes like peppermint tea, as she had been drinking it all day. She puts her right hand on your right side where your neck and shoulder join and pulls herself up, closing her eyes, slipping her tongue in a little and rubbing it along yours as she moves her lips. You can tell she's obviously done this many times before, and she's gotten good at it. There's no bumping of teeth, no biting, and no annoying tongue movements. Her tongue just moved in like a snake that strikes at you when you didn't even know it was there. After ten seconds, she opens her eyes again, stares into yours, and catches your bottom lip in between hers. She slurps it and slightly nibbles it, then lets it go. Then she hugs you hard and kisses you on the cheek."Let's keep walking! You'll be able to see everything from the rocks I spoke about!"
>>100898419dunno but his girlfriend looks like Billie
>>100898454I....I tug on her hand as I hurry forwardThis was the way, right?
>>100898503She turns you slightly. "Listen for the water trickling. It sounds a bit like peeing, but it's not of course! As soon as the trees begin to thin out and the ground becomes, um, less uphill, you know, flatter, you'll know we're close." She smacks your ass and smiles sweetly. "Don't make me whip you like a redheaded mule!" Oh, did that sound mean? I read it in a book. My English isn't always the best, but yes, this way! She points slightly counterclockwise of where you had been headed.
>>100898380>name my band wpopLittle Sister Bored At Home Wants To Fuck Her Brother! (Pornhub title)
>>100898592We should hurry because of the... ugh, sunset.
>>100898627"Can't you see in the dark, Anon?" Aurora says as her blue eyes flash red for a split second. You tell yourself it must have been some strange reflection from the setting sun. "Of course you can't see in the dark," she says smiling. There's no need to worry. We have plenty of time, and if need be, I can build a fire, and I have a flashlight!" She stops you and hugs you tight, rubbing her head on your chest. Looking up with heavy lidded eyes, she says, "Kiss me again. I like the way you kiss me."
how would Aurora feel that her biggest fan is a nazi?
I wonder if shes quirky during sex too
>>100898688I move in, this time running my hands down her lower back and cupping her ass with both handsNo one will see?
>>100898746i want 150 ari poster back
>RECENT EVENTS FOR OP<
>>100898871Camila is bigger
>>100898871D(artmouth)P(oster) is an honest to god faggot
>>100898871-The exact moment Gaga became retarded has been uncovered
>>100898871Ultraviolence, Born to Die = NORMIE TASTE
>>100898871every fat lana album is NORMIE TASTE
>>100898871anti Dartmouth Poster is an honest to God faggot
>>100898871anti Dartmouth Poster is Dee Pea
why can't you guys keep the recent events to music discussion?>>100898958>>100898958new
>>100898971don't include the non-music related postsdon't engourage this cancer
>>100898741Sorry, dude, I had to take care of some actual business. I had to talk to this girl who thinks she's my gf.
>>100899573tell her about me
>>100899584I did. She wanted to know all about the weird shit I was up to and why I'd been ignoring her texts. She was interested. Crazy girl.