Recommend me a good guitar for making nu metal riffs my budget is £350
>beep boop scratchy noises because i can't write a riff
>>100884794there's already a guitar general up not at bump limit >>100873399this is a duplicate thread
>>100884871Why u make duplicate bread?
I love big throbbing cat dick
>mods are asleepsam post cock
>>100884984The crabs cut it offI'm closer to a womanI will never be a woman
>>100884794sorry man you cant smash the capitalist system on a less than £500 guitar
I no longer have a benis
>>100885062tisdc (this is sam dont click)
6 posters found out crabs cut my benis offShortPoorStupidNo benisSuch is life in Brazil :/
Sam campos btfo
>>100884850He wrote plenty of riffs too. He only did the scratchy shit during solos.
Talentless hack samuel campos btfooooooo
Like that. Eternalize my name. Keep doing that.
>(she)samuel campos: brazilian (wo)manlet.crabby guitar player Hated by many..Gets pe/gg/ed by trannies. Lives with (her)his mom, dead dad. Mutilates shitplanks because (she)he is neurotic.Pet shop Cristal, belo horizonte. Very poor. Retail wage cuck. Multiple personality disorder. He goes by sam, crazy jason, and crazy Jake. Pathetic irl.cant afford the rent. Gets rekt and comes back for more. Desperate for attention. Tries to save face by being crazy Jake and crazy jason, can't. Gets autistic boomers seething as well. Desperately goes on damage control after getting btfo.runs away to /an/ cat threads when he gets btfo. Gets btfo in said cat threads. Major spazz. Mentally ill. Desperate for attention. Loves throbbing cocks. Cat fucker. Tries to appear manly, fails due to (wo)manlet stature. Only capable of receiving love from a cat. bitter, short, poor. Is witnessed having mental breakdowns. Wants to be a furry but too poor to do so. Lives in filth. Probably contracted cat aids from fucking (her)his cat. Very effeminate voice because testicles haven't dropped. Hates brazil, wants to be American badly. Malnourished monkey. Bitter that people have nicer things. Spends all day getting btfo. Can't stop getting btfo. Lives to get btfo. Will most likely make this list grow over time.wishes this would stop, loses sleep over this. Has never seen a woman naked without a dick. High-school dropout. Hitlerina is (her)his only friend. Only pussy (she)he has seen or felt is (her)his cat.Is a wagecuck in a wage cage.the wage cage is his only form of irl human interaction. Loses his composure when he goes past his night night time. Will get yelled at work tomorrow. Will comeback and get btfo some more. Rekt by based Seattle individual who originated this long and ever evolving post on (she)sam lore. Vir/gg/in. No irl human friends.tiny hands. Tiny stature. Tiny brain. Tiny bank account.only affords cheapest gear. Toxo life.>>100885200
Well done slave
Well done slave, i the puppetmasterhave been pulling your strings all day long. I also am very very very poor. Very very very short. Very very very effeminate. Very very very retarded. Very very very brazilian.
Sometimes I shove this cat up deep in my ass . But first crabs go in so that hitlerina goes in way deeper>look its the look of a cat that has seen some shit in my ass
>11:11pm FINALLY MY BED TIME HAS ARRIVED
>>100885372K sweet dreams remember about sam getting btfo and go off to dream land
Lmaooooo pinche alien from MIB
>Recommend me a good guitar for making nu metal riffs my budget is £350can someone answer
>>100885895>£350Wtf is that? We only deal with $$$ around this here american website
>>100885913based buger master race
>>100885944Translate to real world currency then we can continue
>>100886110Get a gibson custom shop les paulPlay authenticLol jkI understand the harley benton stuff is fairly cheap and good quality , take a look i cant speak for them myself as I only seen youtube producers rave about them
Choose: Filthy duct taped condor with Chinese fridge magnet pick ups into an Alien amp Or Gibson Les Paul Standard 50s into a Mesa Boogie California TweedWhich sounds and looks better?
>>100886227>I’ve seen YouTube Rave about them (They are paid too, it’s how nu-marketing works)
>>100886231Lmaooooo poverty gear vs authentic quality gear
>>100886241K thanks for your contribution nobody asked for lolololFucking dumbass(I love big fat penis in my mouth)
>>100886231For me it’s a Gibson into a Mesa Boogie Lone Star Classic in ‘thick’ mode with the 10W single ended setting and the tube rectifier engage. A simple Affordable Gibson Les Paul Standard, no mods needed. Looks fantastic and sounds divine. Cant fathom why anyone would waste time and money on a condor? aren’t those made in Asia with cheap plywood? No wonder people mod them, they suck.
>>100886286>watches commercials (aka YouTube ‘content creators’) all day >now he goes around believing in the product the commercials told him too Poor people! They make the world go around
>>100885372>11:11:11Holy fuck how did you do that
>>100886336Lmao >noooo you cant enjoy content made to sell you stuff you won't buy nooooo, fuck off shill nooooRetards make the world go round
>>100886336LololNobody asked for your contribution, you are almost like sam lol
>Strat goes out of tune when a string breaksThere's 5 fully tightened springs, what's going on?
>>100885455Pinche gusano mamón
>>100886436Don't play on a shitplank plain and simple
>>100886610who's the kid?
Sam btfo 4lyf
I'm trying to make a custom kiesel but it's tough without knowing what it's going to look likeThe gallery is pretty limited too, are there other places where people post pictures of kiesels?
>>100884794Whats a less than 200 usd classical guitar that isn't complete dogshit?I'm looking for a cutaway one, already have an electric and acoustic, but was considering getting a flamenco guitar but will probably wait on that
>>100887103Where did you find that picture of Sam?
>>100887103>less than 200 usd no mate youll need to save up a bit more money.
>>100887174there are few decent reviewed ones on scamazon, I'm just looking to get something for classical pieces and my acoustic is a dreadnought style so it's harder to get some of the higher frets to ring out clearlyhttps://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08113CSWZ/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A3G8U2PP1ONH5&psc=1
>>100884794frens i cant get a signal from my active bass when plugging it directly into my mixeri even tried my other bass without changing anything and it workedActive bass also works when plugged into my practice ampi really cant figure it out
>>100887248Phantom power foolChange battery retard Grow taller manlet
>>100887318phatom power on or off, doesnt workbattery is fineking of manlets status achieved
https://vocaroo.com/1iNE9rljsxJsHowling at the moon
Lmaooooo look at the pinche gusano manlet can't get his bass to work Look
>>100887420You sound like you have down syndrome,autism, and brazilian
>>100887591thanks for the feedback, little bitch
>>100887639Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. Now go away
>>100887591>Sam btfo againLook how mad he gets now, lmao.
Sam btfo 4lyfLook he just does it to himself at this point
Hahahaha pinche gusano de mierda
>>100887639Look how mad you are.
>(she)samuel campos: brazilian (wo)manlet.crabby guitar player Hated by many..Gets pe/gg/ed by trannies. Lives with (her)his mom, dead dad. Mutilates shitplanks because (she)he is neurotic.Pet shop Cristal, belo horizonte. Very poor. Retail wage cuck. Multiple personality disorder. He goes by sam, crazy jason, and crazy Jake. Pathetic irl.cant afford the rent. Gets rekt and comes back for more. Desperate for attention. Tries to save face by being crazy Jake and crazy jason, can't. Gets autistic boomers seething as well. Desperately goes on damage control after getting btfo.runs away to /an/ cat threads when he gets btfo. Gets btfo in said cat threads. Major spazz. Mentally ill. Desperate for attention. Loves throbbing cocks. Cat fucker. Tries to appear manly, fails due to (wo)manlet stature. Only capable of receiving love from a cat. bitter, short, poor. Is witnessed having mental breakdowns. Wants to be a furry but too poor to do so. Lives in filth. Probably contracted cat aids from fucking (her)his cat. Very effeminate voice because testicles haven't dropped. Hates brazil, wants to be American badly. Malnourished monkey. Bitter that people have nicer things. Spends all day getting btfo. Can't stop getting btfo. Lives to get btfo. Will most likely make this list grow over time.wishes this would stop, loses sleep over this. Has never seen a woman naked without a dick. High-school dropout. Hitlerina is (her)his only friend. Only pussy (she)he has seen or felt is (her)his cat.Is a wagecuck in a wage cage.the wage cage is his only form of irl human interaction. Loses his composure when he goes past his night night time. Will get yelled at work tomorrow. Will comeback and get btfo some more. Rekt by based Seattle individual who originated this long and ever evolving post on (she)sam lore. Vir/gg/in. No irl human friends.tiny hands. Tiny stature. Tiny brain. Tiny bank account.only affords cheapest gear. Toxo life.
>>100887746>>100887727>>100887680>>100887667>>100887660>>100887639>>100887591https://vocaroo.com/1Ead1Ap7vRnDthoughts?not sam btw (by the way)
>>100887876No, go away stop begging us to click your advertisement
Poorfag Brazilian manlets btfo(blown the fuck out)
>>100887876Did someone let a macaque in the computer lab in Brazil again?
>>100886286>>100886424Hey faggot, this is /4chan/ not your schizo containment board. Promptly kys gatekeeping slump
I love big dick
>>100887980K thanks for your contribution Sam btfo
>>100884794God I hate this pretentious wanna-be commie clown. Cluelessly parading with symbols of communist criminal regimes. Why I think that he deserves the some level of ostracism as guy with a swastika on his guitar? I don't know, maybe because both nazis and communist killed a lot of people in my country and average american is too stupid to know a little bit of history? What a little fucking idiot maggot piece of shit he is.
Mods pls nuke this thread and Brazil
>>100888099i can only nuke brazil, not this thread. sorry amigo
>guitar still hasn't arrived>stuck in France>amp has arrived but being held by customs because of BrexitFuck sake
Hey daddy give me some of that dick
>>100888127Should have bought a Chapman guitar with a Robert Chapman signature amplifier from victory amps and a snake byte pedal.
>>100888116Do it plz
>>100888089Nice blog faggot
>>100888089I agree, I think commies should be villified in the same way nazis are. Its two sides of the same power-hungry coin. I bet he sells hammer/sickle stickers at his live shows
>>100888143Tanks for your contribution
>>100888194Nice blog faggot
>>1008880891. who asked?2. please rate these >>100887988>>100887420>>100887876
>>100888220No, go away faggot
>Sammy going to get btfo again todayHe hates to see it.
>>100888292I LOVE IT <3
>>100888292Its a natural occurrence for him being btfo. I mean look at his genetics. Short as fuck, short lifespan, brazilian. You cant make this up.
>Sam admitted his left hand is oddly larger than his right handMalnourished kaka dweller.
>>100888220not him but id rate a 5/10
Why is this tranny so obsessed with Sam?He's been spamming "SAM BTFO xDDD" for 24 hours non-stop nowWhy won't the mods do anything about it?
>>100888414Ur momSam btfooooo
>Snib snib crab thread died :3
This is so silly
>>100888414You are either on sams side or the sam btfo side. There is no in-between, choose wisely.
>>100888507Ur mom plays with my silly string
Lmaoooooo look at the piche gusano stealing from fb pics
Sam btfoooo again and again, lmaooo he posts others pics because he's too embarrassed about his shitplanks lolololol
Sup. I upgraded my SR505 with Nordstrand Big Singles. Is it worth considering an upgrade to Premium tier Ibbys, given that they mostly use those pickups already?Just weighing up cost/benefit of upgrading just for nicer hardware/wood and possibly slightly better construction.
>>100888669If you can, get it to dab on shitplank players.
>>100888685An appealing notion.DESU if I do upgrade I'll probably go for 6 strings or something so it feels less like I'm just sidestepping.
>>100888720Having more notes is always a good idea
>>100888937Agreed! Considering this...
>>100887248You need a di box most likelyHave you tried out another channel on the mixer? Maybe its a bad channel
>>100889080Neat I like the finish
>>100889082>another channel with a preamp
>>100884794Why do 4 string basses still exist?A 5 string is objectively better
>>100889437For manlet hands that can't handle 5th or 6th strings
Anybody have experience with the Thunderbird? Did you like it? Pros and cons, opinions?
>>100889437I do love my 5 string, but also take the controversial route of stringing/tuning to high C instead of low B.>>100889464I absolutely have manlet hands but Ibanez SR 5/6 strings have 16.5mm spacing so I can pretend I'm not an embarrassment to my gender.
>>100889518I mean its not like you are around 5'5" are you?
Poorfag manlets from Brazil btfoooooooo
>>100889437Why play bass if you don’t slap? Get a synth, faggot.
>>100885024Yep this seems accurate
>>100889574Haha get fucked :D
My gf left me and now all i have is /gg/ and yiff. Which boutique pedal should i buy?
Samuel campos btfooooooooo
>>100889708Sorry to hear this friend. What do you have already and what kind of thing do you like?
>>100889708Hatsune miku pedal breh
>>100889727>what do you have alreadyNot a talented bone in my body>what do you likeCock
>>100889708eric no :(buy a yamaha spx90 for authentic mbv toans
>>100889738I actually want this pedal and it's ridiculously expensive. Are there any other vocal synth pedals like this or is it completely unique? I don't need the anime aesthetic.
>Recommend me a good guitar for making nu metal riffs my budget is £350answer me
>>100889861Idk its a meme pedal for a meme question
>>100889861If they were up your ass you’d know
>>100889869Gibson custom shop les pauls
>>100889873You mean like how the trannies pe/gg/ your ass?
>>100889869Gibson SG 1961 reissue
>>100889549why didnt he post here gee gee :(
>>100889965They don't pay you? Oh, sam...
Tent free lmao
Yui Hirasawa burned to death holding her gitah ;_____;Only a Gibson is good enough to die with.
>>100889965Lmaoooooo this nigga dont get money from the feds during gorona
>be me, roman>on a date at the park with my qt p 2 t siberian husky gf>brought my k-line so i could play guitar and she could awoo along>leave my $3000 stratocaster wannabe leaning against a tree for 5 seconds>come back and some brazilian stole it>now i have to play a squier j mascis jazzmaster>it sounds horrible through my rme babyface pro>buy a cheap orange crush practice amp so the lofi sound hides the bad sound of the inferior tonewoods>2 years later my mom catches me fucking the dog and sends it to the pound>now i'm lonely and depressed and shitpost on /gg/ 24/7 so everyone can be as miserable as i am
The jazzmaster>cash grab>so half assed the bridge is made of screws>used to be a garbage guitar because it needs mods to work>now only hipsters play it because it needs mods to work>sounds so bad pedals are mandatoryThe jaguar>starter pack version of the jazzmaster with a child-friendly 24" scaleThe stratocaster>instant classic>used for every single genre>every worthwhile modern guitar is a specialized variant of it>looks like it shouldn't work as well it does, is actually amazing>mogs every other fender in tone and playability>so influential, from ibanez, esp, charvel, and jackson to suhr, tom anderson, and k-line to even gibson and gretsch that its basic outline is the definitive shape of an electric guitar>even rickenbacker 300 series were clearly inspired by itinb4 offset fags say "nooooo that's all boomer music so its bad!" lmao the offsets were literally baby boomer guitars gen X fucking rules you faggotsYou will never be cool unless you play a strat or a tele. Everyone is laughing at you for playing some hipster guitar for tiny handed faggots.Grow a dick. Take the stratpill.
>Y-yeah roman you better stop you meanie.
>>100890379The SG is superior to all of those
>>100890467lmao short scale baby hand guitarinb4 you say something baby handed like "it has better fret access"
Manlet brazilians btfooooo
>>100890379The POS factor for offsets is real. I was fiddling with a jaguar at a store this week. it had a mustang bridge or some sort of thing because it wasnt made out of screws, but the saddles wiggled side to side on it. Fucking why? Why not make them wide enough so they all sit straight and lock into each other? Fender = fucking retarded. offsets = fucking retarded.I dont know if fender is actually THAT stupid or if they just want their non tele/strat guitars to be bad on purpose since brainless tele/strat worship is what keeps their business alive
Did you know SG actually stands for Superior Guitar?
>>100890593it stands for snapped guitar :(
SG stands for sams gay
If guitarists thought about things other than being 1:1 clones of their favorite boomer we would be playing strat bodies with mustang tremolos, gibson bridges, and jaguar pickups
>>100890593I thought it stood for Satania Guitar?
>>100890379the staytrem bridge, the only thing that makes offsets playable, is out of production so at this point they really are a guitar for idiots who dont notice their plank sucks, and idiots who think spending $200 on a fixed bridge is smart when you can just buy a fucking telecaster and have something that works out of the box
>Start shitting on offsets>roman quiets downthats it /gg/, we just have to hate soiboi offset indie guitars and roman will leave us alone :)
>>100890434Based and Authentic pilled
>>100890635If you were to mix Taylor Hill's face with Alexandra Mammario's tits and some random Brazilian's ass, you would have an abomination, not an ideal womanHaving said that, we already have an ideal guitar >>100890593
Sam btfoooo for life Roman btfooooo
the SG is the offset of gibson guitars. stupid cheap POS made out of design flaws.play a les paul or kill yourself
Offset fags btfoooooooPoorfags btfooooooSam eternally btfo
>24" for handlets[laughs in playing 13s on a mustang]99% of strat babbies use 9s
Hey guys crazy Jake here Sam btfoooo
Can't believe I'm saying this but I think Phoenix have the best guitar tone of any band I've ever heard
>>100891494K, go away
>>100890891>literally got sued for the firebird being too similar to the jazz master You’re gay snd stupid
Sam confirmed for being gay snd stupidBtfooooo
listen up you fags, i need some help. my emg pickups arent working properly and only producing very little to no sound. i've tried changing batteries, but that didnt work, so i figure the problem is most likely in the wiring. the guitar is 10+ years old if it matters. but i'm kinda worried if i deliver it to a shop that they might have to replace the toggle switch and knobs as well, in which case it'll be more expensive. any of you ever had a similar problem?
>>100891911No, go away
>>100891494check the chorus of this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCVWrqxyt3Y
>>100892179No, go away
Yooooo guys remember that time I ragequit the discord because I was getting mogged by all the successful, well-equipped, talented players there? Good times!
>>100887103Yamaha c-40. I got mine for 129euro. It is really good
i just wanted to talk about guitars...
>>100889869Used mexico strat
>>100892289No, go away
>>100892433Thanks for your contribution, go away
>>100892433Did you say wiring?
>>100892433it it a japanese made? I wanted one of those for the longest time.
What is the best Wah pedal?
>>100892596No, go away
>>100892596which ever one you can get for cheapest
>Sam got btfo so bad he has resorted telling everyone to go awayHe is so easily broken, lmao.
Mods please nuke this thread and forbid the creation of new ones
>>100892652Whats wrong Sam? You hate getting btfo?
>>100892647Lmaooooo the poverty way
>>100892648Hey, remember that time I got so btfo I resorted to telling everyone to go away? Good times
A toast to sam getting btfo Another fulfilling day
>>100892596Mooer Wahter Wah
Yoo hoo sams dad where are you
I just bought a squire mini jazzmaster which was Bout 150 bucks now I'm gonna swap out the stock pickups for Duncans which are like 100 bucks a humbucker, but all I'm doing is switching the bridge pick up for the Duncan
I just bought a condor which was Bout 150 bucks now I'm gonna swap out the stock pickups for kakagolis which are like 30 bucks a humbucker, but all I'm doing is chopping up my shitplank
>>100892973drill a hole in it while you're at it
>>100892528what's going on there?
>>100892973Lmaooooooo this gusano cant afford anything nicerPoorfag manlet btfo
>>100893052>all he can afford are pos guitars no one wants>he always thinks he stumbled across a hidden gem. Lmao
>>100893131Lmao does that guitar have termites on the headstock?
>>100893182Did someone say>Tone Termites™
>>100892237>discordLet me guess, it's all underaged spergs rating each others noise jams and boomer metalheads who relive their glorydays by talking about how they once opened Messiah Marcolin's side project at the local bar?
>>100893437it's just the underage spergs. the discord is embarrassingat least /gg/ has the excuse of being on 4chan
Lmaooo el gusano strikes againLook
>>100893437yes except for the jams, nobody posts any musicthe server admin is unironically like 16 years old
Pinche gusano vete ala chingada y come mierda puto
>>100893520maricón ya callate el hocico queremos hablar de guitarras maldita sea
>>100889871>>100889873Fuck you guys I found a cool synth pedal that no one on /gg/ has heard of or used and it sounds great. Thanks, stimulus!
>>100893544Based americano with the feds help
the heck is a pinch gusano
Damn does anyone in this shitty general actually talk about guitars or is it just tripfags shitting it up as usual?
>>100893640even if you start talking about guitars people here will just give you shit because they're poor and envious so, no
>>100893640Yes to everything
pinch gusano would be a cool name for a band
>>100893722>hard-core punk in Spanish
>>100893775>madréedúcate pinche mecohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ues97dFzbdE
>>100890934This. I own a Jag, Mustang and Toronado and all 3 sound and play as good as my Strat. Those offsets need heavy strings and also benefit from tuning a half step down. I have good guitars and shitty guitars and I've found that if you can express yourself on a plank then you can do so on almost any guitar. Buying expensive guitar is a cope for lack of skill/ability to write something cool and original.
>>100893796Back to Mexico with you
>>100893838i've played jazzmasters for 11 years and have never had any issues at all playing 9-46playing higher gauges for arbitrary reasons like "not being a babby" is dumb as shit>>100893875fuck off wh*toid
If you keep giving Sam free rent, he will never have a reason to get a better job!
>>100893894I'm mexican-american lol
>>100894066pinche chicano malinchista ya vete a chuparsela a tu presidente
3rd world poorfags btfo
>>100894119publica ranas y traga sables¿coincidencia? ¡no lo creo!
>>100894209¿así te tragas la verga de trump o te jala de las greñas mejor?
>>100894234Lmao look at this 3rd world shitter go
>>100894234Cringe. Indio pendejo
>Brazil has a very high rate of T. gondii infection in humans. Up to 50% of elementary school children and 50-80% of women of child-bearing age have antibodies to T. gondii. The risks for uninfected women to acquire toxoplasmosis during pregnancy and fetal transmission are high because the environment is highly contaminated with oocysts. The burden of toxoplasmosis in congenitally infected children is also very high. From limited data on screening of infants for T. gondii IgM at birth, 5-23 children are born infected per 10 000 live births in Brazil. Based on an estimate of 1 infected child per 1000 births, 2649 children with congenital toxoplasmosis are likely to be born annually in Brazil. Most of these infected children are likely to develop symptoms or signs of clinical toxoplasmosis. Among the congenitally infected children whose clinical data are described in this review, several died soon after birth, 35% had neurological disease including hydrocephalus, microcephaly and mental retardation>mental retardation Well that explains that lol.
>>100894336Ur mom>40 posters
>>100894314¿No mames, cómo que no tenemos palabra para "cringe"? Neta que qué pinche idioma más limitado es el español... Gringos, me hinco.
>Sam bragged about how his left hand is larger than his right hand>clear sign of being a malnourished, malformed and disgusting person
>>100894363Fuck off and go start jiren threads brayan. Aqui es para los que tocan guittara y tienen una gran verga.
>>100894425Also poor as fuck since he cant afford the corrective surgery
>>100894425You should read this article.Explains why brazil is retarded>>100894295
>>100894430En el culo
>>100894430So I guess you're not staying here con esa pollita del tamaño de una baby carrot, eh, ¿vato loco?
>>100894453A la verga
>/gg/ - Spic General
>/gg/ sam btfo general
>>100894453>pollitaLmfao only bottom tier 100% indian blooded squat fuckers say that. >no manches carnalKys you make us look bad.
>>100894445Brazil btfoooooSam btfoooooooooooooooooooo
>>100894561Yes, anon, and you and your homies make us look so good.Do your parents ask you to play Frankie Valli oldies on that Strat?
>>100894585Ey foo, you a rocker huh*\m/
>>100894585>>100894614Long hair niggas rise upAnd step your game up pic rel
>>100894585Lol that foo probably plays tigres del Norte or something
>>100894637Ey foo play tha tucanazo that shit slaps homeboi
>>100894614Those rocker jainas always hot as fuck, foo.>>100894638Homeboy probably doesn't even know how to play La Bamba, ese.
>>100894671Lol he don't know foo look at his wonky panky shit we rappers around here foo
>>100894692Off top, foo. Gimme that KDC.https://youtu.be/Q8kTFc0Zdtw
>>100894713Nah foo play pit bull or daddy yankee homie
>and now we take a break for a word from our sponsors...>sam btfo>...we now return to foosNmoosic
>>100894671Yeah boiii them hynas be fine as fuck fooThey freaky and shit huh foo?
>>100894842Yeah foo they got the chains and all the leather, probably even handcuff you and play some of that satanic shit my abuelita hates like Nine Inch Nails and shit.
>>100894891Dam foo thats hard-core. Think they like metalicca? Sleep with one eye open n shit foo
>>100894916I'm gonna poke her brown eye open you know what I mean, ese? Gonna give her the nasty.
>>100894944Eyyyyyyyy give her the ol Bamba nawmsayin homie
>>100894637Ey foo play the bukis
>>100894561Ey this foo cant play los temerarios You suck at that shit foo
>>100895105I play los originales de san juan pinche leva
>>100895112Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy play el tucanazo foo
>>100895208Ey foo play some of that hard-core shit like nirvana foo *\m/*
>>100895224Fuck this is too true
>>100895448Eyyyyyyyy foo la Chona slaps foo its bout sum big ass tits dawg
>>100890600You can tell it's a real Gibson because the neck broke.
Damn foo I thought u played n shit. U suck homie
>>100895515What is this newfaggotry? Thread hasn't hit the bump limit yet.
>>100885245I used to go to these threads, but the sam posters just got too annoying (every other joke on every other board dies out or evolves) , its been about a year since I've been back, there's got to be a better joke, and I'm convinced who ever posts these are worse than that sam fella
>they literally can't stop posting about sam>it's been a two day trip already without rest
>>100892596I tried a few but the best one really is the cry baby
>>100893742Some of the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQjk7NQZRkM&ab_channel=casualexploz
Sam btfoOthers btfo because of sam getting btfo
>>100884794Most of the RATM sound came from a stock tele
>>100896978Thanks for your contribution
>>100885141>He only did the scratchy shit during solos.>What is "People of the Sun"?
>>100899050not only does he do scratchy stuff on people on the sun, the main riff is played with an allen wrench
>>100890593I thought it was dadS Guitar