Gotta Make A Living Somehow Edition.>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
>>40520420Posting for a very underrated neet stallion called Cipher :)
Would you try a Floorb popsicle, what would it taste like?
>>40521809“Oh boy! A Floorb flavored NEET ™ popsicle! I can’t wait to try it!”>”I hope you like it! I ordered them online!”>Your beautiful NEET maredriend (Insert name here), says with a beaming smile.“I’m gonna violate your genitalia HARD for this.”>”N-ngh….”>She shudders out in anticipation.>You bite the air at her, taking a lick of the popsic-“…..”>”What? What’s wrong?”“….”>Pic related “*inhale* AHH-“
>>40521847Pure concentrated frozen neet sweat.with a hint of urine.
This is why I went to space.
>>40521847Even floorb can't take it.
>>40521749yo he's just like me deadass fr
>>40522763If I were a stallion, I would eat her out so much, that unwashed horsepussy stank must be godlike, the aroma must be diamonds inducing, would breed her so much and make her a mother with my foalsAnyway cute cat floor bored!
>>40523333>DigitsSorry I let my feelings get the better of me, I deeply apologize
>>40523333Check'dThe showers will continue until morale improves.
>>40524278I love her so much bros>Verification not required.
You know, I could totally see Celestia and Luna becoming NEETs after they step down and adventure themselves out.Imagine shipping one of them with the conventional NEETmares.
>>40525088There's a difference between NEETdom and retirement, though...
>>40523333The hero we need arrived with digits
>>40523333Smellchads rise up
>>40525282You try to get turned on by body odor because you are too lazy to wash yourself.
>>40525098Not when you're immortal.An eternal life requires eternal funds meaning there can never be a retirement where you do not work for the rest of your life.Actually, this could be used to explain NEETpones always having the internet.>The year is 500AT (After Twilight) and Celestia and Luna have burned through their personal savings.>Well, Celestia's savings.>Luna had been gone for a thousand years, then only got to remain a princess for a few more upon her return before having the throne taken from her with barely a few months of forewarning, so she hadn't built up a big nest egg.>Celestia was of course willing to take care of her baby sister because of this, and funded both of their retirements.>And when it came to an end, she didn't dare ask Luna to get a job.>She's the one who made who retire in the first place, after all, so she resolved to take care of her baby sis for as long as she wanted.>Thus Celestia gets a job as a baker at Twilight's castle, having perfected her skills over the last five-hundred years, while Luna stays home playing those new-fangled video games and browsing the interwebs that have become so popular over the last couple decades.>She wants to say something about Luna's hygiene and how it can't be good to sit in front of a screen in a dark room all day, but she doesn't know how to bring it up without sounding condescending, so she goes to work and does all the chores while Luna enjoys her own prolonged retirement.
>>40525325I wonder what games Luna likes. Maybe RPGs or any kind of medieval ones that remind her of Ye Olde Canterlot
How many do you think she has written?
>>40527471More than anyone here would have time to read
>>40528187>Scraggleman bullying starry sails now.>Was just ignoring her before for whispy You’re a harsh man. This is an evil world we live in
https://files.catbox.moe/tuiukq.png Floorb got caught trying to put on one of Anon's old, ill-fitting sweaters
>>40528553Y'know what, just keep it.
>>40528187I pat her head gently
>>40528553Link doesn't work
>>40528363Welp, time for more Whispy then.
NEET thread sure is sleepy lately.
>>40530251>>40529366Who is this not-Floorb pone? Bring on the Floor Bored!
>>40529147https://files.ponut.space/HPPHnXio.png Try this anon, catbox seems to be kinda glitchy for some people I just remembered
>>40530444That's Whispy Slippers you double nigger.Floor Bored isn't the only NEET in the poneverse.
>>40528187gently flick her foreheadthen pat her head
>>40528553She so rubbable
>>40529366>>40530251kinda getting tired of this one desu, all her art is by one person and it makes me think its just that artist spamming muh oc in the thread for free points
>>40528553Chubby Floor is still really cute.
>>40532015Yeah because this thread is zooming by. Counter with your own beloved NEET or pipe down and let the man enjoy sweater Lyra. Nigger.
>>40527471I need to know what character is this. Not Lyra, the other one
>>40533361Optimus Prime I think
>>40533361It’s Whispy Slippers
>>40533361That's Moondancer McNerdface
>>40533395So, basically, Optimus Prime.Thanks, you two.
>>40533551You are welcome
>>40523333 I want to nearly pass out from inhaling her crotch stink and tongue bathing that on the daily.
>>40533784May the fleas of a thousand incels infest your armpits.
>>40528187Smooch forehead instead.
>>40534765What a small tub
>>40535437Or big floorb?
sulky neet boop
I want to cuddle floor bored to sleep
>>40536871I want Whispy to yugioh duel Brook with their sweaters on the line
>>40537733She likes Minecraft. Would she get along with Dot?
>>40537747Someone please buy her some slippers that actually fit a pony I beg
>>40537796>He’s too broke to buy his NEET mare some slippers What a pizzashit
>>40537797Did I accidentally adopt her? S-shit, not again
>>40523333BASED. I WILL force the neet mare into a shower and scrub her like she's all the floors in hyrule and I'm Duke Onkled
>>40537942You did when you booped her. She’s imprinted you.
>>40535437Must be an American bathroom.
>>40537733Brook has basically zero knowledge of TCGs so you'd probably have to teach her how to play first.If the same newness applies to Whispy (and no one tells them how to actually play), I can imagine a scenario involving the two just confusedly taking turns trying to figure out how their cards work mid-duel, occasionally breaking rules they have zero clue exist, and just overall botching the whole game.I'm sure you could *really* torture a TCG obsessed NEET by forcing them to watch such a travesty.
I wish idiots would learn to just give up on doing things they are bad at.
Schizo neet mare who believes every might before she falls asleep she's visited by the spirits of the dead.
>>40540800But if you do that, how will you get better at something?
>>40541919I was taught early to accept my limitations instead of trying to improve myself.
>>40540844>Neetmare thinks she's crazy, but in actuality she's genuinely able to see the dead ponies when she's tired.>This happens a lot since she has a pretty bad case of insomnia.>Also all the ghosts she sees just so happen to be other neets who've one way or another perished around or in her little apartment.Might be a bit on the nose but you could call her Spider Lily and have her slowly but surely nudge her fellow neets into moving on.
i drew this a while ago but kept forgetting to post it
>>40542319thats fucking adorable
>>40542319Do you have an artist name, I wanna upload this to ponybooru.
>>40542102>"...Excuse me?""Mm...">"Lily?""Mmf?">"Lily are you uhm... awake?">With an exasperated sigh, you roll to face the fuzzy pale blue apparition floating beside your bed.>Seeing that she immediate recoils with a panicky squeak, you assume your attempt at looking pissed worked pretty well, despite being bone tired.>"S-sorry! I'm- I'm sorry...">You expression softens as the lanky little mare hiding behind her forehooves begins to sniffle, clearly on the verge of crying.>Bleh, now you kinda feel bad...>She was just some harmless kid, after all."It's no biggie, Socks.">She sniffs again and lowers her hooves from her face, a few wet spots on her opaque cheeks.>She's... kind of a crybaby, too.>"R-really?""Yeah, just... let me be if I'm trying to sleep, okay?">She nods quickly. "I- I will, Lily! I didn't mean it interrupt, I was just... uhm...">You sit up in your bed as she fumbles with her forehooves, her face slightly tucked into the raggedy scarf around her neck.>"O-okay so maybe I *was* meaning to interrupt, but I promise it wasn't o-out of malice!""Whaddya want, Sockie?">She takes a deep breath.>"I can't... sleep.">You blink."You can sleep?">She nods a little.>"Mmhm! Usually it's not a problem, but tonight is... a tad hard.""Why's that?">She taps the tips of her forehooves together. "Tonight's special... Kinda.""Aw c'mon, no need to be vague... just say it!">She rubs the back of her neck, still avoiding eye contact. "Well you see I... died. Tonight. It's going to be two years in like an hour or so...">You feel slightly more awake now."Oh... I'm- I'm sorry for your loss, Socks.">She lets out a soft, nervous laugh. "I- It's okay! I really didn't lose much...">Stray Socks paws listlessly at her scarf.>"I guess I... I got what I wanted in the end.">Geez."Was it... worth it?">Socks shakes her head. "N-no... Not even a little.">Her fidgeting with her scarf almost seems to devolve into slow, desperate clawing, but as soon as you notice, she stops and lets her hooves fall to her sides.>"I didn't do it right, and it... hurt. A lot.">A suffocating miasma of lingering emotion begins to fill the room.>"I thought it would be quick a-and when it wasn't, I...">As she trails off, you realize that it's getting a little hard to breathe.>Socks notices your predicament and swiftly snaps out of her haze.>She meekly floats over to your side, her face filled with worry.>"L-Lily? A-are you okay?""Yeah, just a bit winded...">"I'm- I'm sorry... T-that's never happened be->You know what?>"A-ah!">You take the opportunity to pull the gloomy ghost into a gentle hug.>She felt like the cool side of a pillow...>Perfect.>"Lily?!""Shhh... We're gonna snuggle.">"S-snuggle...?""What, not a fan?">"N-no, I just...">You smile sleepily."Then relax, Socks. You're okay now.">"I-I'm... okay?""Mmhm.">"I'm- I'm okay.">You brush a hoof through her long whispy mane as she nuzzles into you with a content sigh.>"T-thank you..."
>>40543626Aww, that’s lovely.
There is already an OC pony with the name "Spider Lily". Not posting her, because she is chromatically annoying.
Post mares in comfy hoodies.The ultimate expression of neetdom.
>>40544567Suck my dick and I'll give you twenty.
>>40544708You sure about that?
>>40544727Scary but still cute and huggable mare
>>40543626Damn that actually got me tearing up a little.
>>40542319Me as the big spoon
>>40545362I'd love to play a card game but can we play vampire or older magic instead? Magic is kind of for fags now
Is anyone still making NEETpones? I'm going to make more NEET Stallions
https://files.catbox.moe/rx4m6k.png Drew another Floorb while doing a Picarto stream earlier
>>40550136It's always a good nsfw when the artist gives them teats
>>40544567Shove your horn in my ass and ill give you $30.
>>40551075>Gentle cuddlingGentle cuddle fucking.
>>40520420>15 pre.exsting ponieswho will be 10(hex)?
>>40554367Making me dinner? What a good girl.
>>40554708Looks more like she's making herself dinner.
>>40554717>>40554817>Floor has a vore fetish and a gryphon moves in next door.>She invites him over for dinner, and he shows up to this.>He explains to her how incredibly racist this is to assume gryphons are pony eating monsters, then leaves.>Floor is disappointed and embarrassed as she eats the ramen from the tub.>Maybe she should get a one way ticket to the Dragonlands.
>>40556399Drugs are bad, m'kay?
>>40556399>Floor meets Anon.>They joke a bit, and he smiles.>She sees his sharp teeth.>Instant clit throb.>Anon likes his new pony GF.>It's weird how much she likes to be eaten out though.>Especially when she moans out, "Bite my clit..."
Would you share your Thanksgiving dinner with homeless NEET mare?>>40544567
>>40559729Yes. Yes, I would.
>>40559729>Homeless NEETThis is what we’re reduced to, huh? I know we’re a neet thread, but there’s a limit even for me, and this is just a gateway for more filth posting that killed the last iteration of the thread. I’m jumping ship. Sorry lads
>>40559729>>40561523Yeah, she reminds me of the crazy homeless chick terry stuck his dick in before he died
>>40547676Just pretend MTG ended on khans like me
>>40561965There has to be a better fantasy card game, right?
>>40562710Does pokemon count?
>>40542319Comfy gay horses.