The Karen is a Kirin.
>>40279701the kirin wants to talk to (you)r manager
Posey would be a full-time Nirik
>>40279701My Karen chudwife Kirin.
>Posey already on her way to yet another thread to hit 500 postsShe's the most popular g5 pony here. You can't argue it anymore.
Is this the Kirin thread or a Posey thread
>>40279923yes
>>40279808>Posey boycotts a store the owner of which called her an N-word
>>40279701>"Hello! Ponice! There's a zebra here threatening me! He's making obscene gestures, and I think they might be gang signs! Help! I think he might start rapping in order to signal any nearby thugs!"Okay ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to-">roar>crackling>washed out audio>more crackling and some popping"Ma'am! Are you okay?">heavy breathing>"Never mind. Everything's fine now.">hangs up
>>40279701>HEY NEW FRIEND
>>40279953>rap
>>40279943>What's good, nyrik!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgk4Cd7h6ak
>>40279963>>40279701Can she be racist against another kirin?
>>40280533Yes
>>40279953>more crackling and some pooping
>>40281071Posey is like mayonnaise, she goes great with everything
>>40281186Don't you mean "popping", anon?
She's going to set her own flowers on fire
>>40281251no
>>40281202Posey doesn’t seem like the time to be a fan of man-babies like Sprout.
>>40282001Well unfortunately that interaction could have hilarious potential, but Sprout has never shown up in tyt and posey has about as many appearances as sprout in mym.
>>40282549I imagine Posey was one of few ponies not afraid of the influence the Cloverleafs had (and still have kinda) and told him off regularly.
>>40283119Well she certainly agreed with them on a cultural levle
>>40283680Posey's anger is keeping her dry
I love Posey's look of disdain as Zipp does her detective schtick
Posey has a Pegasi fetish
>>40284349She also has fetish for tradition
>>40283680Stupid featherhead is right, the rain drops never touched her but she still thought she was getting wet.
>>40285232But Posey was alao dry
>>40284944Wdym?
>>40286061She loves all aspects of equestrian culture. Like Nightmare Night
>>40285837Posey never said she would get wet
The Karen is in trouble
>>40287777quads confirm: the chudmare is in big trouble.
>>40287845Izzy will hear her groans of discomfort. Eventually.
>>40286358She stayed home, though
>>40288516To give out healthy treats to kinders that come a-knocking. Which is why she was so disgusted to see grown ponies asking for treats.
>>40284349Only for Windy
Oh, her hair's singed alright
>>40279963Honestly, not that much of a change.
I wanna suckle on Posey's freakishly huge clit while she rants about the superiority and purity of Earth ponies
>>40287777Would you save this chudmare?
>>40288518More like because no-one invited her
>>40279857shes just very relatable, what with her life being constant shit due to retards.
>>40291115What if Posey is the problem/
>>4029111799% of the time she just trying to enjoy her day while other retards crushing into her or trying to steal her shit. She did nothing wrong.
>>40291117Post beak
>>40292653Why didn't anyone just wear a hat
>>40291835Posey literally created an abyss in maretime vay that devoured her, and was saved by a magical alicorn. She's wrong
>>40292686G5 ponies don’t really wear clothes
>>40293745Oh no somepony save them
>>40294472But sheriff hitch wears a hat
>>40287777source?
>>40295005Rarely
>>40292686Posey forgot her "Make Equestria Great Again" hat at home.
Bump
>>40295831Cute nighttime chudmare
There had better be more Posey in today's tyt
I am pleased now
>>40296858Where was she hiding it?
>>40297676Secret stashes hidden in maretime bay
>>40295831Nice to still see new Pose
>>40297676Her vaj
>>40279804But I am the manager
>>40300337Then she's gonna take it to the next level with:>corporate's gonna hear about this
>>40297676Pink manes are basically bags of holding.
Here's a quick little Posey before I go to bed.
>>40296858
>>40301647Very cute, very cool! I like Posey with her mane down
>>40301647cute and comfy
>>40301647What is she dreaming about?
>>40301893Tomatoes
>>40302084An endless field of flowers
>>40301893Justice
A G% kirin thread is a paradox; kirin are chinese and no one in china gives a shit about barneydogs
>>40303119highly based>40303190unfathomly cringe
Ah jeez, I just realized that pony legs don't work like that. I was too focused on the pin up pose to notice. Welp too late now, I'm not fixing it.
>>40279701millions must be silenced
>>40303696based drawfriend
Alright, last one for the night.
>>40304104>>40303696Very cool, very nice
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/517184/bow-down-before-the-one-you-serve
>>40303119Based. However it should had been Izzy and zebras
>>40304104I want Posey to cheer in a crowd where everyone is confused o disgusted and MoonMan is on the stage with a microphone
>>40304696Well, I tried.
>>40305584It's like she's asking to be picked up.
>>40305637She wants to be lifted above the inferior ponies.
>>40306053
>>40305584>>40306053Nice!
>>40303696I'm not sure if killing everyone is the best way to keep a thread bumped
>>40306053lewd
>>40306678Eh, she's still willing to take the risk.
>>40307157Can I get some latte made with fresh milk?
>>40307157yeah can I get a latte with teat milk I mean teat milk I mean teat milk sorry I mean teat milk I mean
>>40306070Ok who's idea was it? Pigg or Schizzy
>>40307412>>40308346
>>40309088>hair in a fringehnnnnnhgh
Goodnight everyone.
>>40310005She looks nice like that. Thanks for the art!
>>40309088bottles are sus
>>40310005>>40309088Her ancestry is showing, just like her great great great great great grandmare MarblePie
>>40310348I mean, Hitch is the obvious Fluttershy descendent
>>40305584Based as fuck
>>40310798He would get Discord powers if this was true
>>40310798So who did Marble finally settle with
>>40305584Nothing can stop this Chud mare!! Not even ADL!!
>>40311844Sailor Chudmoon!
>>40312655Show tats and mare lasagna
>>40312660Aight
>>40312675hawt
>Page nine
>>40312675Delicious
Making the mother of all omelettes here, Sunny.Can't fret over every egg.
>>40313741>>40314517Looking good, Posey
>>40312675nice broodstamp
>>40315199>THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKING RACCOONICORNS GAY
>>40315250They were already GAY, thats why they're racoonicorns.
>>40315484What about the pegasnails?
>>40316038An abomination of Faust's design
>>40316910Anon this is a blue board
>>40316921Sorry about that.
>>40316931Thats better now no one will think its dirty now that the black bar is there
>>40316931>>40316910>>40312655>>40311844>>40310005>>40307157>>40306053How can Posey look this good and flaunt it, this is surely illegal
>>40318570I like the original bean more
Maretime Bay has some serious laws
I’m nervous about the “Family Tree” episodes in Ch5. I’m afraid they’re going to do the “this new character is related to this old character” for the entire cast.
>>40320771Its just about Misty. Although it would be fun if they revealed Discord and Fluttershy had a child because we would get a reality bender that isn't Discord
>>40321069I hope you’re right
>>40321069oh hell no. Keep discord out of this generation.
>>40320976I'll be honest with you Posey. I don't know how to read a pregnancy test. It never came up, with you all being ponies and whatnot.
>>40320976Yes yes yes. Posey we are securing the existence of our people/ponies and a future for our children foals.
>>40320098I can keep the suit though? Right
>>40322483>"Only the top ANON"
>>40279701GAIJIN GOA HOMU
>>40287777>Almost two weeks old>No sourceThis is one those situations where there is no full picture, is there? It's not a crop, is it?
>>40322615
>>40322728Sorry Posey, I care more for the source than your feelings.
>>40322771Rude
>>40322784Why do you do this to me Anon? Why do you taunt me? I just want the sauce so I can look at Izzy and Sunny's fat rump and thighs and hopefully the part between the two legs, but you remain a rascal. A rascal with no respect for Anons. If not the sauce, then the artist's name/repository.
>>40322872You can't handle my strongest sauces, No one can! My strongest sauces are fit for a beast let alone an anon.
>>40322882I am no longer asking for the sauce. You will give it to me or the consequences will never be the same.
>>40322892Fine, fine.https://short.pony.horse/sauce
>>40322784This is what chudmares deserve.
>>40322895You think I'm going to fall for that? Do you I don't know about pony URL shorteners? You powers are weak, old man.
>>40322903If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>40322912Just you wait, I'll find the sauce. Then you'll look really stupid.
>>40322912HA! The sauce is drawalaverr, dork! Boy I hope you get fire for this blunder.
>>40323392Congratulations, you've mastered the art of booru-fu. Now you'll never have to ask for the sauce again. I've trained you well.
>>40322784She's such a happy cukquean. Yabba dabbo doo!
>>40323405Jokes on you, I just asked some folk in /trash/, idiot! I actually checked Derpi but apparently you have to put Posey's full name in the search field. E621 made it much easier to find.
>>40325759god I wish every booru were as functional as e621
>>40326075Functional as in has a lively community? Cuz other than the parent/child image concept they have which is cool philboorus are way way quicker and nicer to use
>>40326299The parent/child concept, but also the extremely robust tag aliasing and the wiki having detailed explanations for almost every tag (which I guess is a byproduct of the "lively community"), as well as stuff like blacklisted tags being toggleable on/off in your search results, that sort of thing—it's just way nicer to use than gelbooru, twibooru, etc.
Posey is not a blank flank
*now a blank flankShe lost her cutie mark
>>40326822>>40326825Should’ve used spoiler tags. Posey was the FIRST pony to get her cutiemark stolen by Opaline. Her suffering continues.
Poseybros...
>>40326870It's so over
>>40327058Your soul is mine!
Posey and Windy bonded over the shared drama of falling into an infinite void.
>>40327692*trauma
>>40327692They have another thing to bond over now, getting extremely smelly hooficures
>>40327058Did she unchud the chudmare?
>>40329435She made her into an empty shell that's no longer good at the one thing that gave her joy in life
>>40329441We don’t know what it means to lose your CM in G5, she could be fine
>>40329488Or the next time we see her she'll be like Pinkie in Yakity Sax
>>40330101We’ll probably find out on Thursday
>>40331131We better get a payoff
>>40279701The Chudrin's favorite game is Chudoku.
The kirin is LOUD AND UGLY.
>>40333797>" So Anon i've thought about it and you are right, we do need an anti-griffon task force">You were standing there sucking down a smoothie during these last days of summer when Posey Bloom had popped around one of tye food shacks that littered maretime bay's docks> She was all smiles , carrying herself with vigor>It eased your worries because when you broached the topic with her earlier she seemed lost in thought>That and Windy was with her who didnt seem too pleased with the idea>You are knocked on your ass with reddish pink feather in your face, the softness of them puts you at ease, and the light hearted laughter warms your heart>It seems Posey had swayed her friend towards your idea>You laugh with them as you get back onto your feet>Your mind is racing with grand ideas to tell them
>>40329394She doesn't seem mad about dickpics anymore
>>40279701kek
https://e621.net/posts/4071392
>>40336602Wrong thread?
>>40337187Draw this scene with Posey and Izzy
>>40337222I didn’t draw that image
Test
>>40339541She really likes Pegasi
Where was Posey during the movie?
Posey is too poor to afford a dryer
>>40343779At a klan meeting.
>>40342203Why aren't her eyebrows pink?
>>40344651ZIGGER
