Previous thread:>>40153970Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>40275144Nice of twilight to lie like that for her friend
>>40275183Kinder pones are just genuinely nice and supportive like that.
>>40275144Y-you too.
>>40275247pre bed boop
She snackin
>>40275149im gonna steal the ponies bouncyball!
>>40275251>pre bed poop
>>40275588she cute>>40275599oh lord how evil, checked
she watching you
>>40276658cute filler
>>40277525She demands brushies
>>40278071I would happily acquiesce
Uh oh, the other ponies saw. Now you have brush them all.
Boop
>>40278175I would
>>40278132i dont know anon. that hair looks awfully tangled up
>>40279143nothing i can't handle I grew up the only boy in a house of sisters
she got a hoodie just like (you)!
pre bed boop
>>40281044me on the right
>>40278071>used Build-a-bear pony if she real.
spoopy rares
>>40282493It's always belly rub time, pank.
I have no soul. but filly is she`s super cute, i want to pet her
>>40278175this wouldn't happen cause i would have already been doing that
>>40282658AAHHHH!! STOP THAT!
>>40282658
>>40284407super scary!
>>40285201Cute!>>40284876Cursed.
>>40284876i fucking hate youoh FUCK now i just realized, what if kinderquestria was actually just retarded mares obsessed with shit like that always doing extremly cringy shit all day
Damn. How many threads have yall had without any big green drops?
>>40285350I think like 3 or 4
>>40285350i mostly use this thread to quickly come down from my constant rage before i sleep
>>40285223thankfully it's not called zoomerquestria
>>40285350this threads existence is good, fresh content or not. it fills a gap on the board with its generally wholesome pones, away from all the brainy greens some anons make. i cant wait for my memory of the greens to fade so i can read them all again, honestly
Kinder ponies are very cuddly.
>>40285986it would be pretty nice, petting them would be amazing though.
happy trixie dance
>>40287994She looks like she just realized she likes it.
>>40289471silly celly
>>40290667Nurse Redheart isn't paid enough to deal with this crap
>>40290667
>>40289471Headcanon>Celly is stealing Anon's clothes because they're the only ones that actually fit her, and wearing them makes her feel warm, fuzzy, and snuggly inside.>And it's not like she doesn't have other clothes, she gets gifted a lot of dresses and such.>It's just that they don't fit and she doesn't have the heart the tell her little ponies and potentially make them sad.
>>40290459your art is getting better and better manlove it
>>40291490she a silly filly
>>40290459more like momma twiggles with her green FA- I mean bundle-of-sticks
>>40292139this drawing is a miniature Mandela effect for me, the style looks remarkably like mine but i dont think i drew it
>>40292318This was drawn by nobby, I believe.
>>40292139jesus, he looks traumatisedbad touch?
>>40292602Well imagine if a giant green ogre picked you up and started raspberring your tummy. While claiming you are just the most adorable thing in the world.
>>40292730That's many orders of magnitude better than the alternatives, even for kinder standards.
>>40293310pre bed boop
>whenever anon tries to vacuum
Happy lime
>>40293777(CHECKED)Pinkie about to go nuclear
>>40296746the tailroomba that could
>>40297856is that the true reason she married him
>>40297856Horse illuminati confirmed
>>40297856>Cadance, we are not having a cake made from pizza at our wedding.
Advanced unicorn science
>>40299686such innovators!
Being an educated pony in equestria must feel like a god.Kinda reminds me of the invetion of lying, come to think of it.
>>40300702Nah, educated ponies are lonely.You are one of the few ponies that TRULY understands a topic.Whom do you share it with?The children? The adults that act like children?Can you even find another educated pony you vibe with? Maybe the reason kinder science is so underdeveloped is that ponies can feel the loneliness creeping when embarking into research, so they stop.
>>40301091>Twilight is the only one the princesses can relate to for literal generations.
>>40301301would pet hard
>>40302072Buggo
they are too lewd!
>>40302835I do love me some lewd kinder ponies.
>>40302855based
>>40302855
>>40303850kek
>>40301245>>40301091>Twiggles is the only one the princesses can relate to for a literal millennium>Celly gives twiggles several trials, each less kinder than the last>Twiggles completes every trial, up to the final trial, fixing an ancient spell, a feat no kinderpone could complete>Twiggles fucks up, messes her friends, realizes the mistake and fixes it>Celly and Luna are ecstatic to find another that has surpassed the Kinder aether>Twiggles is ascended into full Alicorn Status>Her magical influence involuntarily neutralizes part of the kinderness of her close ones, so she can still be friends with the rest of the mane 6>Celly and Luna finally get a true /friend/>Twiggles meanwhile is ecstatic to see she can now understand a lot more books and the princesses make time for her whenever she wants
>>40304656>go for a little snooze in kinderquestria>wake up to being wrapped in a blanket you don't own and your head resting on pillow you didn't bring>look around>there are several pillows laying on you, with ponies resting on them>there are pillows on them too, with ponies resting on those pillows>can't move because of the domino effect it would cause which would wake everypony up from their napmaximum comf
>>40305995sleeping is a communal activity for IRL horses, so this would be right in line with ponies being ponies too
>>40305995>anon becomes the dreaded "Jack the Napper", who goes around taking ponies and dexterously putting them down on the floor with a nice blanket and pillow>ponies always end up washing the pillow and blanket on the local laundromat where Anón, the other human, totally unrelated to Anon, washes the pillows and stuff>nopony notices that the victims are always napped with the same pillows and blanketsso continues the horrors of Jack the Napper
I think she's a bit grumpy
>9
prebed boop
>>40305995>>40306127
>Ponies warn Anon about a recent wave of kidnapping attacks>Anon pumps himself up because it means he could beat the everliving crap out of the kidnappers and release out some frustrations on them>Turns out it's just a group of young goats who suddenly feel the urge to lay down and take a nap
>>40311351>Fluttershy tells Anon to be on the look out for The Rapist.>The Rapist has been seen on top of other ponies, fleeing, and leaving them crying.>Anon, outraged, can hardly contain his anger.>Flutters, who didn't intend to upset him so, asks what things he did to calm down back home.>Well, his pet always knew when to jump on his lap and ease his anger, anxiety, or sorrow.>Now he's thinking about his buddy he'll never see again and cries.>Fluttershy decides to do a little consoling and gives him a massage while he talks about his feelings.>Therapist has struck again.
>>40312627these kinderpones know about The Rapist, but they will never expect Psycho The Rapist
>>40312256I hope there is gonna be a sequel to this with a very scrunched up pone face.Or maybe it's her special talent that she can withstand the sourness of a lemon.
>>40313057>I sleep when you do sirWait, but if they are both asleep at the same time who is awake to do the guarding?
>>40314175There are other guards to guard Anon's room. That particular guard's job is to guard Anon's dreams, to fight off any scary monsters that might be in his nightmares. She has to go to sleep after him because otherwise he'd end up in her dreams instead. Duh.
>>40314175She was asked to guard Anon's sleep, and she does it by sleeping and joining him on the dream plane, of course.>She carries a water bottle to chase away possible bad dreams with a couple of mighty sprays.>For real nightmares (Like the one where you forget to bring your homework to class) she carries a water gun full of safeties she first must release before she could start squirting away. This is to give the nightmares a chance to run away and save themselves from the trouble of having to walk home with wet socks. Nobody likes having to walk with wet socks, not even evil dreams.
>>40314196>>40314203Dreaminded posters
look at her pretty flowers!
>>40314404she even have loaves of bread so she can make you a tasty flower sandwic
>>40314595Cute oat hoers
>Anon has a really shitty day and he mumbles about how he wishes he could have some nice, hard drink to cheer himself up.>A pony casually overhears that and a while later, discretely gives Anon a cup with a frozen shake, which is the hardest drink the pony could find.>Anon sighs, then cracks a smile andyeah, accepts the drink, thanking the pony because well, it's the intention what counts>Anon proceeds to use a spoon to eat the frozen shake before noticing he's grinning>"Sonofabitch, this "hard drink" really cheered me up."
Boo
>>40315921
>>40315921what a cute ghost
She wants head pats
boop
>>40319098Lewd!>>40319551Cute I would brush her as long as she wanted
>>40319551the desire to brush her mane and pat her wings is too intense bros
Hey i found an unfinished green i made but wasn't able to complete in a satisfying way>Anon was transported to Equestria while he was at an arcade>This meant he had only three things on him>Some chump change, arcade tokens, and a few overly sour candies from the ticket stand>Now the keyword here is “had”>Anon already traded all his arcade tokens to rare coin collectors for a large sum>same with the change he had, the ones in coins at least>All he was left with was a few of those candies in his pocket>After keeping them safe in a drawer for months since his arrival, he finally had an idea>a devious one“Hey applebloom” Anon said trying to hide his grin>The CMC run up to anon with Applebloom in the lead>”Hiya ‘non!” apple bloom said joyfully>Scootaloo tilts her head trying to look behind anon>”wada’ya got behind your back anon?”“Oh just a little present for Applebloom” anons grin growing past his ability to hide it>”AH PRESENT FOR ME?!?!”“Right you are bloomie, here, try this!” anon bends down opens the wrapper, and presents it to her>Applebloom opens her mouth letting anon drop in the little half-melted candy right on her tongue>Applebloom closes her mouth and analyzes the taste only for her eyes to shoot out of their inquisitive look and aim dead ahead>She scrunches like no pony has ever scrunched before, her whole body reels back as if the mere scrunch of a muzzle was not enough to express her disgust>anon was expecting her to spit it out and he would have a quick laugh at her expense>but what he did not expect was for her to freeze completely“Um… applebloom?” anon waves his hand in front of her unresponsive face>her eyes are unmoving, she remains almost completely frozen in place, scrunched to the max>her friends start to look worried“Okay applebloom, you should probably spit the candy out now” anon says waiting for her response>anon and her other two friends wait for a good few seconds for a response only to be met with continuous silence“Alright that’s it” anon reaches out to open her mouth like a dog with a piece of chocolate>but right as anon tries to open she shakes her head only to return back to her frozen position>at this point both her friends, and anon were starting to get worried>”what did you do to our friend mister?” sweetie belle says to anon“Look, i dont know, it’s just a piece of sour candy, cant she just spit it out?”>”YOU GAVE HER SOUR CANDY???” scootaloo shrieks“Well, yeah, but she can just spit it out right?”>before scootaloo can respond
>>40320585cute stuff, finish it or else i will be forced to cry
>>40320662they bitch and whine for a bit to rarity or something and go to zecora and they get some kind of anti-sour serum and have to hold it up to her nose or something then she goes back to normal and throws up and then anon has a big legal battle revealing that sour candy is actually classified as a poisin leaving off in a cliff hangar at anons trialBOOM DONE
ponk want pets
>>40320724THE ARTIST RETURNS HORRAY!
>>40320752always been here lol
>>40320724gonna pet that ponk
it's a catastrophe
>>40321261I just had smiley face taters and chicken nuggies for dinner, feel l could be the 5 star michelen chef for ponyville right now
f r o o t
>>40315386>frozen shakeIsn't that just ice cream? Or at least a slushie, if the ice is ground and melted a little.>kinderpones, in their sweet and innocent ways, casually and unwittingly helping Anon cope with the everyday stresses and human condition in general
>>40327586>ywn experience a tender love story with a nerd mare, spurred on by a mutual love of "mature" games like Team Friendly 2, World of Funcraft, and Low Spirits(1 of course, 2 was made by Mare-azakis B-Team and just isn't as good)>ywn meet in person after she asks you to help build her new pc, her hooves not suited for such a task>ywn pat her head and call her cute>ywn see her faint from the buildup of her crush on you over time explode at the gentle touch
>>40326175I think that the joke was that anon wanted a hard drink and a pony brought him a completely frozen drink, aka a hard block of ice.
>>40306524Noice
>>40328321Cute Lyra
>>40320704Noice
Kinder NEETs would be interesting simply due to them possibly being some of the few ponies who purposefully isolate themselves for one reason or another.I can see kinder Floorb being even more skittish due to everypony being way too friendly.>Sitting on your porch one night you notice that your lanky neighbor has finally mustered the courage to leave her abode.>By her ramshackle appearance, you have a sneaky suspicion that she's wearing the same hoodie as her last supply run.>Her every step is soft and purposeful as she makes her way down the road, like she's worried she'll step on a nonexistent twig.>Seeing that she's coming towards you, you're guess she's trying to go the convenience store down the way.>Just as she's about to pass you without a word, you clear your throat."Evening.">Immediately she freezes in place, still looking forward and her eyes wide.>Now that she's standing still, you notice how much she's shaking.>You rub the back of your neck, feeling bad for making her panic so much."...Sorry miss, I didn't mean to scare you. Just... wanted to say hi.">It takes a moment, but she shuffles around to look at you, her head lowered and her uncovered eye looking up at you.>"i-itsokay...">She mumbles that out quick and quiet like.>You don't think you've heard her talk before now, so you're a little surprised.>Her voice wasn't raspy per-say, but it definitely sounded like she doesn't speak often.>She looks down, clearly mulling something over.>With a deep breath, she shuts her eyes and lifts her head. "h-huh-hullo t-there!">It's still nowhere near loud enough, but it's clear she's trying real hard."Hello to you too, miss uh...">She keeps her eyes closed as she squeaks out a 'Floor!'"Hah well... Nice to meet you, Floor. Properly, I mean.">She straightens up her stance a little and opens her eyes.>"y-you too...">She flinches at a rather loud growling noise."Hungry, huh?">She nods a bit, her face flush.>You give the awkward little mare a warm smile and nod back."I'll get outta your mane then, you go do your thing.">She almost forms a small smile of her own before->"Nightly night ponely lonely ville~!">As a familiar peppy mare's voice rings out in the night, you watch Floor's eyes widen and her ears swivel in the direction of the noise.>As the chatter gets closer, her breathing quickens.>She looks downright terrified."Floor? Are- are you alrigh-">Floor barrels up your porch steps, but as she's just about to shimmy past you, she trips and tackles you flat on your back.>You now lay with a cowering Floor on your chest.>Despite her small stature, she still has that earth pony strength, huh?>While her appearance may suggest otherwise, her mane's slight dampness and the lingering scent of cheap deodorant and apple shampoo tells you that she's cleaner than you thought.>After making sure a certain bouncy pink pony has passed, you give Floor a gentle pat on the back."I think... the coast is clear.">"nuh-uh..."
>>40329528fug I really messed up some lines in there. sorry about that
>>40329528plz cont
>>40329528Cuuuuute
>>40329528"I'm sure she's gone now, Floor.">"she- she's not!" Floor shrinks a little at her mildly louder outburst, but recovers quickly and puts her shaky hooves on your cheeks. "h-hide me..." >She presses her face into your chest, resulting in her mane flowing over you as you stare at her alert ears, still listening out for party pony noises. >"please..." She whimpers.>Floor's heart is beating like a drum that someone threw down a flight of stairs and from the sound of it, she's trying really hard not to cry.>Jeez, what did Pinkie do to her? She's traumatized...>You hesitantly lift a hand and set it atop her head.>Her mane is still a little wet, but it's nearly dry now.>You pet her head in a reassuring manner, but as you do, you hear... something.>It sounds like music.>And it's coming this way.>You lift your head as best you can and squint up the road.>What is... oh.>You stare blankly at the musical number being led by Pinkie at the top of the hill.>A gaggle of enthusiastic foals in pajamas bound around and sing along with Pinkie while various other ponies join in from their houses as they pass.>They're still too far to be completely certain, but you deduce that the song is about... bedtime?>It's a pretty noisy song for a bedtime anthem... It's certainly no lullaby.>"idon'twannasingagainpleasedon'tmakemeplease...">You glance down at a frantically mumbling Floor and give her a sympathetic look.>You think it's pretty obvious that this isn't the first time she's been caught up in Pinkie's impromptu songs in the middle of the night...>You can only imagine the hell a timid shut-in like her went through. Ponk means well but you don't think she know what 'peer-pressure' is.>Or personal space, for that matter...>No wonder Floor is scared senseless. Pinkie is hikikomori kryptonite. >Maybe... you should invite her inside until this all blows over.>They're getting close.>Real close.>You give Floor a little shake and she listlessly lifts her head.>Her mane is in her face and all you can see is her snoot and wobbly lower lip."I have a feeling you might not want a part in...">You wave a hand at Pinkie's Perturbing Pajama Party Parade."...All that.">Floor nods slowly."Do you want to hunker down here for a bit until this-">She interrupts by nodding a few times in quick succession.>"mmhm!">Floor awkwardly flounders around until she's finally able to roll off you and then slinks over to your front door, her tail between her legs.>You stretch a little and get up with a sigh.>Christ that's getting loud.>You walk over and grip your door's handle."Alright, make yourself at home.">You open up the door with little fanfare... As the fanfare blares a mere block away.>Floor brushes her mane out of her face and gives one last worried glance to all the singing ponies.>She looks up and searches your face a while.>She lowers her head in a small bow and smiles.>"t-th-thankyouforhavingme...">With that, she darts inside.
>>40329528>>40330034HOLY CUTE! many thanks for green bro we desperately needed it.
>>40324502Conceptualize the pineapple. Rotate it in your mind...
>>40323481>anons been asleep for over 2 days straightyou doin alright bud?
I want kinderaryanne to invite me over to her house to show me her pinwheel collection and talk about how much she wants to own her very own windmill one day.
>>40331123that is fucking adorable
>>40330430yeah alittle sick but otherwise fine
>>40331123I want kinderyanne to tell me how she wants to exile the griffon from the playground after he tried to sell access to the ballpit for 4 bits an hour.
>>40331123>>40331481I want kinderaryanne to pull me aside and show me her collection of model trains and be absolutely bursting with pride that they're all running on time (at different times too!) delivering tiny toy ponies to their destination (the station of another train).
>>40331123>Kinderaryanne says she wants to build a concentration camp on Ponyville's outskirts to send all local Griffins there>Turns out the neighboring Griffin families entered in a big math contest with a ton of cash and it's first prize, but the kids cannot study because of all the noise, so Aryanne wants them to have a quiet, cozy camp where they all could concentrate>Kinderaryanne was seen burning Griffin books>Turns out the book were infected with a poisonous mold and so Aryanne burned them all to prevent any Griffin from catching some spores and getting sick>Kinderaryanne says she wants to burn all Griffin scum to clean the land from the unholy stench>Turns out that the lastest Griffin reunion had a big dinner party with a delicious soup as it's main course, and of course the Griffin cooks carefully cleansed the broth from it's scum before serving it, but now nobody knows what to do with the collected scum, especially since it has been a week and it's srating to stink.
>>40330034>You walk on inside and close the door behind you, muffling the sound of enthusiastic singing that was now just a house away.>Man, Pinkie is really giving it her all, huh? The shutters are uh- are shuddering a bit.>You wonder if you can file a noise complaint...>You stifle a yawn and turn to face your dim living room.>You weren't expecting guests, so it wasn't particularly tidy, but at least it was clean.>It takes a moment for you to notice Floor in the moonlit room, but when you do you can't help but smile.>She's lying under your coffee table in a amusingly casual manner, as if she was always meant to be there.>The look on her face is a mixture of nervousness and relief as she stares at the carpet.>While you're sure she's happy to be away from all the anxiety inducing hubbub, you think she might not be used to being somewhere besides her own... room?>You're not entirely sure what her living situation is like, but she's seems a little overwhelmed by the openness of your living room.>The noise outside tells you that they are still very much nearby, so you doubt she's moving anytime soon...>You... have an idea."I'll be right back, alright?">Floor glances up from the carpet and gives you a little nod.>You guess now that she isn't in immediate danger, she's reverted to being somewhat nonverbal.>Hopefully she feels a bit more comfortable once you set your plan into motion.>You walk past her with pep in your step and head into the kitchen.>You hum a light tune as you grab your warm teakettle from the stove and set it on a nearby counter.>Maybe a spot of tea will calm her nerves? You hope she likes camomile...>As you take out a pair of cups, you pause briefly as a small noise coming from the other room rings out, which is then followed by an embarrassed murmur.>Hmm... If she's hungry enough to hear, you think you could whip something up for her to eat as well.>All ponies are little, but she seems especially worse for wear and could sure use some tender love and care...>With a crack of the knuckles, you begin.>As the smell of food starts to permeate the air, it doesn't take long for you to notice a curious Floor craning her neck to check things out from her post under the table.>You finish up in a timely manner and set everything on a tray.>You gingerly walk on over to the coffee table and set the tray down.>You job complete, you dust of the front of your shirt with a content sigh.>"whuh- what... are you uhm... doing?">You look down and see Floor gazing up at you with her big ol' emerald eyes."I made you... dinner? I guess?">It's the middle of the night, so there really wasn't a 'right' way to put it.>She blinks a little and then wiggles out into the open.>She gets up and shakes herself off in a manner not unlike a cat and then turns to the coffee table.>Almost immediately her eyes widen.>"p-puh-pancakes?!">She leans in and sniffs a bit as if she thinks it might be an illusion."And tea.">"w-woah..."
>>40331519I want kinderyanne to show me her toy train collection and how she takes the toy griffins to the family camps where they get showers and live comfy.
>>40331714Cute!
happy poner boop
>>40326112while most ponies are easily scared and run to off in the face of the sight or sound of a power tool, the kirin actually form orderly lines to have their scales polished
>>40332693she looks so cozy
>>40331648kek
she thinks this is what going native means
>>40334330when in cloudesdale, do as the cloudesdalians do
>>40334330>>40334375Welp new headcanon... pegasi use large bird feeders as public gathering/eating places.They're like those IRL public park bench/table combos, but the table in the middle has a bird feeder filled with fresh bread and pastries.So they just sit at the table and can grab some stuff to munch on while talking with the pones to the side.Or something like that, I just find the idea cute.
>>40335566She's got a point
>>40335215Why is anon only picking up one filly at a time? He's got two arms don't he?
>>40335852They will squirm if you do
>>40335566A wagon is not a home you gypsy.
>>40335865Is it because both are fighting for affection?
>>40335888>"IT'S A TINY HOME!"
starting to get a bit cooler out now.
>>40334395Won't work. Pastries quickly go icky if not refrigerated, and bread goes stale very fast. Cookies, on the other hand, can last a fair few days without refrigeration.
>>40340503I just want to gently pet a cute kinderpony as they munch on their snacks. Is that so much to ask?
>>40340503What is she eating?
>>40340888Looks like a pancake. Either that or a huge kidney bean.
>>40340896another point for single -cell ponies, tiny critters eating big beans
>>40340570That one enchantment Ponkle had on her box of cupcakes in golly's episode
>>40340979Too expensive to deploy at scale. Good for personal/private items, but try to arrange large scale magical logistics in kinderquestria, where the magically apt unicorns are VERY FEW and far between. That's why cookies are the superior choice, you don't need magical artifacts and a dedicated team of unicorns to upkeep them. Just get a regular deliverypegasus to fill the thing with cookies (after sneaking one or two).
>>40340503>>40340896>noo Twiggie don't eat the liver, it's not suitable food for kinders!
>>40343290imagine being the asshole that serves a bowl of icecream with a spoon to a legless filly
>>40343352the (icecream)bartender probably had to do it because regulations, or risk getting scolded for not giving a spoon to a customer
>>40343116kek
>>40344599lewd
>>40345550cute twiggy also nice digits
>>40346135>Bottom left: me, who never could remember the rules
>>40346222he's a cheater
>>40346865Whoops, I meant bottom right.
>>40347485sleep tight little poner
how good would super derpy's hugs be
>>40348182I'd imagine they'd be pretty super.
>>40348339I want to hug her super strongly... she'd be really sweet and mild to hug...fuck im stupid drunk Jesus
>>40348182to hug a mare of that caliber, id die of joy before even getting close
>>40347601>Anon uses a plasma ball to attract enough changelings to form a cuddle pile
>>40351324what a silly rares
Anon does this in front of ponies, how do they react?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejn4YBOOntM
>>40352213Exactly like the crowd in the clip
>>40352213I can see why they crucified him
>>40331714Noice
twiggy a cute
>>40354923>Pfw (poners face when) they run into some cobwebs
Bop
>>40353450>time to give your pony a bath>she keeps standing on top of the foam>can't get her in the waterdamn pegasus magic
>>40355932how inconvenient
>>40355932Shower it is then
she enjoys a sammich
Yeah, you can get a nickel in the local jail for spitting gum out but if it lands in someponys hair it becomes a ten day stint in prison. Now leaving behind the wrapper? The guards just let you go for that. Not even worth the paperwork. But possessing sour candy? Man, that'll get you MONTHS.
>>403572529
>>40358786What a cutie
