Why doesn't she have ears
>>40203109
>>40203109Jazz wouldn't be happy that you're trying to get into her personal life.You can't just ask ponies why they are the way they are
Izzy uni-cycled themThere was so much blood
>>40203109Nobody cared who she was until she took off the ears.
>>40203218Was it incredibly painful?
>>40203205>She uni-cycled themBut into what?
>>40203109she does but atomic is too lazy to animate them. Chapter 1 was a fluke. Chapter 2 onwards they deliberately stopped animating her ears.Their excuse is it makes her hair look fluffier like in TyT and IDW, the real issue is it would take too much time for the million dollar company to use the knife tool and cut proper ear holes in the mane. That's literally it. They didn't want to fix the hair and thought human head was better looking than the barely noticable clipping the model originally had.lazy fucks made her significantly less adorable to save 30 whole seconds, and it's not even a canon design.
like look at this adorable pone, you can't take them ears away
>>40203161Is that the horny spray?
>>40204170Just dichlorvos
>>40204170no, the ear spray
>>40204413Then why is she pointing it away from herself
>>40203621For you.
>>40203887Novelty pony ear headphones.
>>40204033>the very second Rocky steps out during after hours and it’s just Pipp and “Jazzy babe”
>>40205176What are you implying?
>>40204033So cute
>>40204029She never had ears, what are you talking about?
>>40203109>Why doesn't she have earsI eat them
>>40207089Put them back
>>40207089>Eat, not AteSo they grow back?
Jazz helped co-host the Pippcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/6CRrJgFaBD532vAKhzbvcjJazz is very active in the Queen Haven Interview
>>40208015Uh, did Sparky grow hair?
>>40203109Ears or not she is the most fuckable made in the bay
>>40207089The correct phrasing is "I ate them".
The implications...
>>40208753I'll need to be convinced, what makes Jazzy the most fuckable?
>>40209839Her funky fro
>>40209839> what makes Jazzy the most fuckable?Her voiceHer personalityHer adorable mane Her thicc earth pony thighs…fuck I need to crank one out…
>>40210884Her lack of ears
>>40211400I-I mean if that’s your thing…
>>40208954Of what
>>40203887You do not wanna know. There was a reason she was an outcast in Bridlewood.
>>40212051Pipp placing Jazz into a dark room
>>40203109She lost them to flesh eating bacteria. Now she is a cripple just like kerfuffle.
>>40213184Does my mare Jazz glow in the dark?
>>40203109Because she is actually a Transformer in disguise
>>40213511Her ears did...once
>>40211400Based dinosexual poster
>>40208954Reminds me of the Chumtoads
>>40214263The what?
>>40214838Little frog things from half-life 1 and it's extensions, you find them in strange places as pseudo easter eggs.
>>40214864are you implying Jazz gets eaten by alien grunts
>>40215588Jazz IS
How do you hear without ears
Her smile and optimism: Gone
>>40216874It's earth pony magic, I don't gotta explain shit
>>40216874With your jaws.
>>40217937Echolocation?
Jazz with a popsicle. That is all
>>40204033This is what they stole from us
Jazz needs a vacay
>>40218670Bone conduction.
>>40219373cute as fuck
>>40217425Just like her ears
>>40222539Damn...
>>40221592Jazz is always cute!
>>40223884That’s hilarious her ears vanish. It’s nice we have a “cyclops pony” this generation
>>40204033Would have been better than misty as a m6 or even Sunny
>>40223905Why, Sunny and Misty are more developed
>>40223905Sunny is a nice mare, Jazz would never want to replace her in the spotlight, shes got stage freight
>>40224533>Stage freight
>>40224533She does?
So this is how Jazz lost her ears
>>40225490
>>40226456Is she magic?
>>40225820What is this image supposed to even mean
>>40227011>Helmet raped her ears off
>>40227011She lost her ears in the war
>>40227045Raped? Not ripped, but raped?
>>40226743Only when she has her ears
Poor Jazz
>>40229630>Donuts on her faceI think she got an order mixed up
>>40229630Damn, now she lost her eyes too
>Jazz likes...Jazzkino
>>40203109>no earsHaha cripple
>>40231272Now that's uncalled for
>>40219373Those pink hooves elicit images of degloved hooves. No fun.
>>40232100She would never lose her hooves like that, it's part of her name
>>40232100She likes the color
>Anon, don't be scared! >It's just me, Jazz!
>>40233509Why am I tiny?
>>40233851Or why is she big...
>>40233851You're playing Pipp Simulator.
>>40235191Damn...
Jazz and her friends
>>40235191I'd play the early access
How does Jazz smell like? Hairspray and chemicals?
>>40237812That can't be natural
>>40238348It's a known fact that people that work around chemicals all the time smell chemicals
Still the ugliest pony color wise in the entire franchise.
>>40239478Rude
>>40239478Jazz is going to bite you for that insult
>>40239478Jazz Hooves is a very cute pony.
>>40241551Based>>40239478Cringe
>>40242881She's jazzing her hands!
All she wanted was pie
>>40244168I can't believe Sunny is dead.
>>40244296She just ate too much pie
>>40240140You know it's true
>>40244296at least shes not as boring anymore
>>40246317Rude
>>40244168Pipp ate that too
>>40247162What is Pipp going to eat next?
>>40247700>"Whatever the fuck I want."
>>40247880they're both fat wrecks lmao
>>40241036GIWTWM
>>40248640You wish Jazz was sinking her pony teeth into you?
>>40241036She heard him say it?
>>40244168fake ears
>>40249131Bites are kinky and that mare is a biter
>>40249556Fake eyes
>>40249556>>40250380Fake eyes and ears? Say it aint so
>>40251099It is so
>>40250380What is not fake about jazz
>>40252699her snowpity
>>40203109Don't bring this topic again, she lost her ears at Yugoslavia wars.
>>40253434honestly, not standing up for titos legacy she deserves worse
>>40253434Whose side was she on?
>>40252071What the hells happening here?
>>40253791Misty ruining things
>>40252699her mane
Maybe the breezies will sell Jazz some ears
Jazz!
>>40256191g% plots arent the same
>>40256191>That neccIs she a giraffe?
>>40256855That's how she hears. Through her neck
jazzbros...
>>40203110Can you still vibe without ears?
>>40258160Yes, our girl doesn't let her disability stop her from vibing.
>>40258526Our girl has a massive neck
>>40258565Maybe she's part broncho?
>>40203109She has ears and more
Haters will say it isn't real.
>>40256855It's unreal
>>40260465Jazzies ears stuck in the astral plane?
>>40260465It's weird to see them in 3d
How do her ears smell like? Taste like?
>>40211515It is
>>40261269It's a rare sight, after the magic unicorn accident
>>40262718What accident?
>>40258963Her grandfather is three quarters giraffe
You know why G5 is failing? because the staff barely interacts with the fando, at this point some animator would have already said exactly what is going on with Jazz's ears just like it happened with Derpy.
>>40263091G% studio clearly don't enjoy their work
>>40263091You want another Fat Jimbo? Or vogel using the show to propagandize it? How about AJs VA pushing dykefaggotry with herself?
>>40263091I prefer the aloofness. Pandering to the fandom made horrifyingly cringe shit like Doctor Whooves and lyrabon.
>>40263538Of course not
Poor Dahlia
>>40264986Whos the asshole who gave anon the magic cum potion?
>>40203161Yes I can
>>40259998She's glowing
>>40265519No one. It was a potion meant for smoothies and anon drank it
>>40263518Clearly they are, they keep getting better, if they hated it everything would still look like ch1
>>40262791Jazz was a bystandard to unicorns who didn't know how to use their magic. She took it like a champ but her friend Posey wants them to pay for it.
Jazz tanked this
jazz also tanked this
>>40269546What did she tank?
>>40270615A lamp
>>40270623Did he have a loisence for this deadly lamp ?
>>40271325No! It was very illegal
>>40271787Of course it would be a coon
>>40239478Jazz, it's time to spray him...
>>40239478Wrong
>>40272397If only that fag wasnt in the pic it would be perfect
>>40273204Homo-be-gone. Zipp approved, he made her marebits go dry.
>>40273210That pony is CUTE
>>40250042How are bites kinky?
Reminder: Jazz is a competitive eater.
>>40244168I can give her a pie , just a different type of pie
>>40274806Are you underaged?
>>40244168>Sunny
>>40276421Sunny tanked thatGokubro, btw
>>40269246She can tank my dick
>>40273794Sunny, move…
Jazz? I don't see Jazz.
>>40204033This needs an earless version
>>40276421>Sunny dies>All Jazz cares about is not getting to eat her pie
>>40226743It's filters. Mane Melody tech.
>>40278394Jazzbow is bretty good
>>40280920Everyone else liked it too
Jazz and her buddy
>>40281427How do they stand eachother? They're the complete opposite
>>40282306She needs a detox after spending all day with Rocky and Pipp. Besides, Posey likes to look good.
>>40278049Why?
>>40283874>vibrating hoofa jobimagine
>>40284544At Mane Melody, they call it a hooficure with a happy ending.
>>40281427I wonder if they'd be open to a threeway?Just asking... out of curiosity...
>>40285088With Pipp?
Happy customer!
When she lets one rip, the smell is strong enough to make stallions go comatose.
>>40286343>touching hooves and rubbing facesBLUE BOARD
>>40287554And they're hoof buddies...that's like 3rd base
>>40285088I think Posey would be the easier sell
>>40288592Yes, Posey. Jazz has a very fat ass, you see. So with the marevels of maredern medicine, the doctor for this procedure is going to take some of her ass flesh and fashion it into ears for jazz.
>>40288848but will she be able to move them?
>>40289494If she doesn't get the surgery soon...she won't be able to move at all
>>40288592Yes, but only if you and Jazz have a wet and sloppy makeout session while I screwwwwork, work, I meant to say work with her.
>The most popular secondary characters in g5 are a boomare karen, a chudmare karen, and an earless freak whose existence is a joke
>>40291210Rude! the joke is the short one
>>40291744How so?
>>40292076You're going to tell me this strung up ham isn't?
>>40275468She's big poned
>>40204033Pipp looks like someone punched her in the face with that blush
>>40293333Truth. But most of the weight goes to her hooves
>>40293336Then why is she so content?
>>40293735That's called "walking"
>>40294517It awakened a kink inside her. She LIKED the pain
>>40294528I thought ponies trotted
>>40292523She was the one getting the last laugh because she was tricking everyone. Therefore for the purposes of irony she had to look silly.
Jazz's favorite smell is a freshly-polished hooficure
>>40295763That's what happens if they do it faster.
>>40296829>Left hoofDoes she have a secret twin we dont know about?
>>40296829So much snowpity she sparkles
>>40297567Her name? Razz
>>40203161What episode is this from?
>>40297567If it’s a secret we don’t know about then how do you know if you don’t know about the secret we don’t know about?
The real reason is she has ED.
>>40299340>>40300345C4E5
>>40300458Thanks!
>>40296829>No animated sniffa
>>40301739
Faster
>>40301777Beautiful trips
>>40302909For a beautiful mare
>>40299395Ear-ectile dysfunction?
>>40304160Yup. She has trouble getting em hard so most of the time they just hang out under her mane
>>40304309That explains so much
>>40303635So stylish, is she a descendant of Rainbow Dash?
>>40305590Probably
>>40305590Jazz Hooves always dresses in style
>>40306433Funnily enough I think Jazz is too mature to fit in with the g4 ponies
>>40307269I haven't heard that kind of difference, is it just Jazz or do you think other g5 ponies are too mature too?
>>40307269>>40307595Jazz does feel like an older, proper adult woman compared to the others. Like a late 20's or early 30's, as opposed to the others who are all on the early 20's range. Pipp might be the only teenager. And in G4 you could say AJ was likely the oldest, although still immature in some ways (too stubborn and prideful, etc) but I would say overall the G5 cast is not any more mature that the G4 cast. If anything some of them do feel like younger adults. Pipp is definitely younger that any of the Mane 6.
>>40304309So she's more of a dog, huh
I meant g3 but g4 works too, yeah.
>>40307672And what about her time spazzing out over trying to foalwatch some critters?
>>40310174She was stressed, normally she is under a chill enviroment, doing hooficures and all. But she is nothing if not a loyal and hardworking employee, so when her zoomer boss says she's gotta babysit a bunch of retarded wood writters, goddamn it she'll do it.
>>40310174It was a lot of critters and if she said no Pipp would get surly. You just know Pipp foisted that on her at the last minute
Did we see Jazz or Posey in the movie?
>>40310817>Hoofa dustGIWTWM
>>40311231No, they're originals of MYM. Which is fine and I like them, but their introduction basically shelved some other ponies like Sugar and Sprout
>>40312720There was no reason to not make Sprout show up more
>>40302133Faster
>>40313988
>>40304309Oh yeah? Why is TYT jazzers ears 'harder' than MYM?
>>40315344Assuming TYT and MYM are parallel universes with slight differences they may have ear viagra in one and not the other
>>40315563Can I A-press Jazz's ears?
>>40316205Sure but if you really want to woo her you're gonna have to pull it off in only half an A press.
>>40311723What does it smell like?
>>40317452Acetone and poptarts
>>40318305Poptarts are nostalgic
>>40319176Jazz is nostalgic, that's why she was cheering on the Dreamlands
>>40320078Do you think she'd like playing the neightendo 64?
is she a fan of louis hoofstrong
>>40314558Faster!
Jazzbros...
>>40323036Our girl Jazzy is on vacay
Flare's position looks uncomfortable
>>40324903How does Flare look here?
G% is just magic like that.
>>40323667TYT animators need to go to /bale/ hot damn those legs look like chicken wings
Episode on stream right now has a lot of Jazz
More Jazz soon
jizz in Jazz
What are her powers?
Jazz has pillowy lips
>>40328612Being very pretty and likable.
>>40247880I appreciate this edit, but i want you to know that i physically recoiled upon seeing it.
>>40329592A good powerset
