>I’m not going into Anonymous’s mind again. The unspeakable thing I’ve seen. The horrors, the endless menagerie of horrors...
>>39960589>it's another "anon is so dark and edgy and all the ponies go woah" thread
>>39960593i thought it was a ``anon is a sick perverted bastard and all the ponies are disgusted by him`` kind of thread
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>>39960593>>39960601I thought it was a ponies and Anon are friends thread but one thinking Anon is super innocent asks Luna what Anon wants for an event and she is tramatized.
>>39960589>Anon just dreamed about holding hooves >in public>with an unmarried mare>Celestia tells her hoofholding was made fully legal they day before her banishment
>>39960589Luna is basically a dream janny. She even does it for free.
>>39960706>be anon>horrible, gruesome nightmares are scarring luna more than you>go to sleep>dream about axe wielding maniac chasing you down>suddenly scream "CLEAN IT UP, LUNA!">luna appears shaking and quaking at the nightmare>you're not even scared of them anymore
>>39960593>nobody is allowed to have fun in ways i don't like
>>39960869Nah, he's just claiming that this board is creatively bankrupt. And unfortunately, he's right.
>>39960589Come now, Your Majesty, it's just the glue factory in my mind. What is so frightening about that?
>>39960593Actually, this does have some basis in reality. Pones would find most of what we've seen in fiction to be even more horrifying than we do considering the worst fate we've ever seen them suffer is being captured by changelings. Can you imagine how horrifying they would find the Alien movies? If seeing horrifying things was edgy, then I guess most horror protagonists would be edgy as well, as well as most horror game fans and horror movie fans.
>replying to anontroony bait
>>39960589Back to work, Lujanny *laughs*
>>39960936>Can you imagine how horrifying they would find the Alien movies?Or the necromorphs
>>39960589https://youtu.be/0U2zJOryHKQ
>>39960979>>39960936Oh my god scary bideogaem made by someone else!Notice how every Anon story is ponies freaking out about random bullshit that's normal.>oh my god anon is some otherworldly being who has witnessed horrors beyond our comprehension HELP ME NIGGERMAN>anon is actually some faggot who watched Alien vs Predator
>>39960936They would be more afraid of the fact we used to eat them.
>>39961154I don't read anon stories, I just make up random scenarios in my head. Also, you're gay.
>>39961166Based double dubs.
>>39961154>basedbooru
>>39961154Wow, it's almost like ponies aren't humans and don't have the same culture, technology, and range of fiction as we do. I agree with >>39961166 you're gay.
>>39961162We still do.
>>39960899They are clearly yiiking out about the subject itself, not its saturation.see >>39961154
>>39960593Neither dark, nor particularly edgy, but I regularly have surreal nightmares that feature weird shit causing all sorts of trouble, usually going after me in some way.I'm not even scared, more often just go "wtf was that even?" on waking up.Point is, you don't have to be an edgemaster to make Luna "NOPE" the fuck out of your dreams.Just bee your weird and disturbing self and that would be sufficient.I could really use the help though, but it would require some serious dedication to untangle the web of metaphors and symbolism that I hide from myself behind.
>>39962818same, dude. and I often wake up multiple times during the night, and each time I fall back asleep it is a new nightmare.many of them are about war, watching family members die and being helpless, or being tortured to death. I don't know what is wrong with me
