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Why do ponies treat horses like a separate entity even though ponies are literally just miniature horses?
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>>39959847
horses are big and scary to them
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>>39959847
Imagine how hot it'd be to watch Twilight getting fucked raw by that horse.
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Because the show is poorly written and Faust is a hack fraud
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>>39959847
Because shut up
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>>39959934
Please don't mill my deck Ishizu-sama...
I just want to play the game
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>>39959934
ishizu is hotter when she has the hood on. i dunno why
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>>39959847
It's just dumb equine jokes, don't take it at face value.
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>>39959966
this guy is wrong
take it at face value
make a 25 minute youtube video analyzing it in excruciating detail
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>>39959847
humans vs monkeys
ponies vs horses

thank u for coming to my ted talk
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>>39959956
I agree
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>>39959934
You shut up cunt your stupid package ruined the game
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>>39959847
She knows these horses are mice.
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>>39959847
porn of these two please?
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>>39959986
>It's not my fault that you still losing
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>>39959970
I will do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OsF1POo0Cg
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>>39959980
not at all a similar comparison
monkeys and humans are completely different species
ponies and horses are literally the same just different sizes
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>>39960062
FIM ponies are not the same as real life ponies, they are more evolved and have magic and shit.
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>>39960068
i know, but they're still the same species technically speaking.
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>>39960105
no, scientists would classify them as a different species.
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>>39959874
Only if it's absolutely horrible and unpleasant for her, and the experience leaves her with physical+mental scars for the rest of her life, and I can then take advantage of her broken brain to force her to relive her trauma, and then 'save' her from it
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>>39960132
>scientists would classify them as a different species.
always tickles me that tiny ass differences can make a 'new species' but humans are exempt from that. weird huh?
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>>39960105
>>39960545
Aren't species differentiated by the inability to have fertile offspring with each other? All humans can produce fertile offspring together regardless of where they come from, while I have doubts that the FiM ponies' genes would be similar enough to real pony genes in order to produce fertile offspring let along offspring at all.
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>>39959847
Ponies and horses are completely different animals. The smallest equid in the world is a horse. It's not about size, it's so much deeper.
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>>39960586
>It's so much deeper.
Is 7 inches enough or not?
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>>39960573
Absolutely, that's why Science™ can claim that fossils from organisms that went extinct tens of thousands of years ago are different species, despite having absolutely no clue as to if they could interbreed.
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>>39960573
wild wolves and domestic dogs can have offspring but THE SCIENCE says they are different species. on the human front its all semantics and politics (oy vey). changing definitions on the fly to suit your agenda is a classic move. older 'species' of humans could produce offspring but they got wiped out over time and now its just ONE HUMAN RACE (TM). watch any video about ancient humans from any le heckin science youtuber and they'll interchange species and relative like a fudd uses 'clip' to talk about magazines.
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>>39959847
Its kinda funny. Its like midgets thinking they’re a new species or Hobbits thinking they are different from men.
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>>39960726
>wild wolves and domestic dogs can have offspring but THE SCIENCE says they are different species
I thought they were both the same species? Specifically, Canis lupus. The domestic dog is a subspecies of wolf, so maybe you could say different human races are subspecies of Homo sapien too. Not that modern politics would let you say that, and I doubt any science journal would refer to human races as subspecies out of fear of reprisal. I think the main point was that FiM ponies would be too genetically different from our ponies to be the same species.
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>>39960573
No. There are plenty of hybrid creatures which are fertile.
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>>39959847
What breed are the mouse horses?
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>>39960234
Fuck no, miss me with this type of shit.
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>>39959847
Iunno, OP. Why do humans treat bonobos and chimps differently even though humans are literally just tall hairless fuckmonkeys?
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>>39959847
Because actual horses are just dumb animals. Ponies are sapient creatures capable of complex thought.
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>>39960545
Look, yes, species delineation is sometimes weird and I don't know how exactly it works but I'll get fucked in the ass by a Serbian fishwife before I believe a technicolor midget horse with psychic powers and human range of limb motion is the exact same animal as the giant grass-fermenting sack of bones we call a Horse.
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>>39962074
f-fuckmonkeys?
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>>39962222
Bonobos. They fuck like rabbits and are our closest relative other than chimps.
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>>39960826
I've heard that Negritos and Australian Aborigines have been sufficiently isolated to fit the definition of a subspecies, but it's not done because it would split H. sapiens sapiens - itself already a subspecies - into further categories.
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>>39959934
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>>39960041
No u
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>>39962443
>storming mirror force
For what purpose
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>>39959847
They both smell bad.
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>>39959847
Why do humans treat giants like a separate entity even though humans are just miniature giants?

>>39963324
Lies! Calumny!



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