You get dropped into the show three days before the pilot with all the knowledge of every episode you’ve seen or events and ponies surrounding other episodes. What do you change? Note: just because you know things doesn't mean the ponies of the show will take you seriously. They may think you are crazy.
>>39958123>They may think you're crazy.Bullshit, it's simple power of observation.>"..Your next words will be; 'I'm not going to die here, I'm going to become King Of The Princesses'."
>>39958123I find pinkie pie first, she will know everything that I know
I would have sex derpy doo
I wouldn't really interfere with the show, if the grave threats the mane6 face are more realistic than the cartoon, then it'd be good if it all ends well. I'd stay in Pineville for a while, then tour equestria until i find a mare I can love
>>39958123Make sharp stickGo to castle of two sistersUse stick to fight monsters in everfree if need beWaitHug black snooty when she shows upIf I die, I die having hugged mare
>>39958130This, Pinkie would believe in anything I say.
>>39958213Lmao. You guyd get really triggered at phoneposts
>>39958243>You guydDumbass lol
>>39958123depends, if I show up as a human then I may have far more credence that I know the future
>>39958210This, based as fuck
>>39958123>Change one tiny thing using your perfect knowledge of the show's future>butterfly_effect.png>Your knowledge of the show's events is now completely uselessWow, thanks.
>>399581231. I do almost nothing other than be some random neighbor or passerby or acquaintance until ACW. 2. Expose Chrysalis from the getgo and tell the ponies to destroy her species. 3. Tell them not to free Discord because his chaotic nature compels him to betray them several times in the future. 4. Kill Starlight.
>>39958123I'm initially homeless so I wander to the Castle of the Two Sisters and set up shop there. Then I begin writing down what I know. I can kill and eat the game for food. If there isn't any I know where Fluttershy lives so I can always find some thing/(one) to kill and eat there. I would then approach one of the ponies and tell them that I have important information and explain that I cannot read their texts . I would ask their assistance and tell them that I have knowledge of future events that I could trade for my room and board and that I wish to collaborate with somepony. I'd show them what I've written in my own language and tell them that it needs to be translated by me if they wish to use it.
>>39958389>Expose Chrysalis from the getgo and tell the ponies to destroy her species.Actual nigger move. You could have told her that you'd willingly give her all of your love instead, and have an entire species of willing cum-dumpsters who could take the form of any pony or creature.
I don't remember all too much, I think I watched up until a while after the crystal pony stuff. I last watched the show 7 years ago or so, I am just rewatching it again now. Tbh I wouldn't change anything, I would just try to make friends and try to make myself a comfortable life there. Here's the real question though, if you get "dropped into the show", do you turn into a cartoon version of a human? Or do you remain the realistic flesh and blood human in contrast to everything else? Does the world around you become less cartoony?
>>39958933obviously you are anonfilly
>>39958123To hell with it, I might as well stop the entire show then and there by attempting to sneak in and steal thethe uhhhyknow the book she gets spike to get where she reads about mare in the moonreplace it with a fake that says not to worry about it and go to the party with moondancerIf I have leftover time, I'll steal the elements of harmony, too, and hide them.becausewhy not
>>39958123I build a protective shield around the library
>>39958995basedafter stealing what I wanted
>>39958210>"What manner of creature are you?? Just another subject to my Lunar Empire!">Hug.>"W-what... what are you... Mmm..."
>>39958123My plans would be far reaching and complicated, but it would boil down to me working to prevent the dumb happenings that bring about the degradation of Equestria. Meaning I'll have to work in gaining Twilight's confidence from the start to convince her when the time comes that the friendship school is a bad idea. As well as talking Discord out of his retarded season 9 plots. Maybe if I'm very lucky I could prevent the coming of alicorn Twi before all that. These would be my top priorities. I'll use my knowledge of the episodes to predict things and make it look like I am wise in important matters to back up my advice.
>>39958123>Sledgehammer Discord when he's still petrifiedThat's all.
>>39958123I would just become a mysterious/comic relief character that acts goofy and aloof and is mostly in the background, but clearly knows more than he lets onI'd "advice" the m6 through riddles and wordplay and never lift a finger to outright help themI do not want to influence the story, but i want to be a part of it, however small
>>39958123rape rainbow dash and ensure the success of starlight's time travel plan
>>39958123Live out my dream of being friends with Elements of Harmony and burn a specific page of Star Swirl's journal when that issue comes up, and that's about it. Maybe I'll warn them of villains in advance, but that would probably take the fun out of things. Probably only if things get desperate.
>>39959853You mean you want to rape filly Rainbow Dash?
>>39958123Save Golden Oaks Library. Everything else worked itself out.>three days before the pilotToo late to save AJ's parents, too late to save Fizzlepop's horn. Too late to prevent Crystal Empire's disappearance, too late to save Luna from herself.
>>39958246>hook, linr and sinker
>>39958892Kittens Wuvy-Dovey Land already tried that. Chrysalis drained them until they died, and exploded them into gore for fun. With genocide complete, changelings continued to starve.
>>39958210This. Nightmare Moon was fucking robbed. She just wanted to be loved.
>>39960265Oh, also warn Twilight and Celestia about Opaline, the tribe schism, and the consequences of Unity Crystals.
>>39959839Then your fucked when Tirek comes along
>>39958123Bunk with Fluttershy, I'm a totally never before seen subspecies of Ape. For sure for sure, oo-ook ook eek my tiny, hooved niggas of pastel color.
>>39958123Minty Root is that you?But anyway>Kill shitcord before he's ever freed>Convice Twilight not to open the friendship schoolAnd that would fix most problems with the later seasons
>>39959839>Discord escapes from his stone prisonWhat part of SPIRIT of chaos you don't understand?
>>39958123I haven't seen any episodes of this show, so I'd use my knowledge from the G1 Rescue at Midnight Castle special as a substitute, in an attempt to gain allies in the fight against Tirek and his demonic hordes. I expect I'd be imprisoned within the week.
>>39958123Find Discord's statue and throw it in a river.
>>39958892Chrysalis didn't want love. She just wanted power. She's a narcissistic megalomaniac, not a hungry beggar. It doesn't matter if she has all she needs and thensome, as long as there's more out there that she doesn't have, she'll want it.
>>39958123Be a shadowy deuteragonist to Twilight.
>>39959837>Maybe if I'm very lucky I could prevent the coming of alicorn Twi before all that.Literally just tell Twilight that Starswirls journal contains voice activated spells and she should not read it aloud near any magical artefacts, and you were informed of this due to one of those spells being activated in the future.If she asks why she didn't get any sort of message, give her a look and say something like it probably didn't end well for Future Twilight.
>>39960820Ransack Rarity's house for gems, use the gems to hire griffon and/or diamond dog mercenaries and outfit them with the best crossbows available. We're dead anyway if we do nothing but if we sneak up on him we might get a bolt through his neck before he can do anything. Rarity will forgive the theft if I come clean, tell her what it was for and take over for Spike for a few weeks of bitch work.Now I just have to figure out how to keep Spike from seeking bloody >rape.
>>39960820Discord's betrayal was what gave Tirek the position of power in the first place.>>39960917Discord is merely a powerful mage who uses magic as an instrument for chaos.And a sledgehammer is the answer.
>>39962186He would get into a position of power in a world without discord. Remember they sent discord to stop him at the beginning of the episode he betrayed them but think about without him who are they going to send? The mane 6 without the elements of harmony?.
>moonfag>assuming no butterfly effect Let them purify Luna but hint at the fact that I know it's going to happen. Besides that I'd just start predicting shit, like the parasprites, The Ursa Major, the dragon, the Appleloosa Buffalo conflict, Dash's sonic rainboom, the places in running of the leaves. Get ponies to believe me. Next>if anti magic rocks exist put an anti magic collar around Discord's statue. >Even if he does get free he's just a normal asshole now and actually has a chance to become a better person>stand up for Luna in Luna Eclipsed>immediately try to mitigate damage for Spike's Rampage somehow>help the CMC out with Hearts and Hooves already prepared >tell everybody about plunder seeds Beyond that I wouldn't interfere much with season 2, a lot of the shit that happens to the cast are learning experiences. Might leak some bizarre nonsense to 'gabby gums' as a lark.>set a sting for Chrysalis>make a detailed map of where to find the crystal heart>stop Trixie before she goes too powermad>show up with armed forces and sunburst to ourtown and deprogram Glimmer>hopefully close enough to Luna to stop her from making the Tantabus Beyond various warnings there's not much I can do after that. Just 'hey be prepared for this', etc. Might try and stop magical mystery cure, might not.
>>39962234>who are they going to sendI don't know. Fucking Celestia herself? It's not anyone's fault that Celestia is a spineless coward who relegated her duty to a novice alicorn or an unreliable ally.
>>39961274You have to remember that Cadance became an alicorn without any books. Starswirl's journal just sped up her destiny. In order to live in Equestria without Alicorn Twilight you have to go to Faust's Equestria, not to the past of FiM. Be wary, tho, Faust's Unleashed Unicorn Twilight is more powerful than Gods. If you don't like that, tough luck.
>>39960845>show up in equestria>walk around out of sight until you find fluttershy>make "ook ook" noises until she hears and sees you>continue to pretend to be an animal until she eventually tries to show one of her friends the mysterious creature>they show up>speaking actual language for the first time, say "HELP ME, SHE'S CRAZY!">hijinx ensue
>>39963031I mean, she likes talking critters, too. She was very fashinated with Spike when they first met. Just don't be a Kaiju.
>>39963037Don't breath nuclear beams or fight giant monsters in a densely populated area, got it.I kinda just want to watch the shenanigans on the side while chilling with Harry and Angel-bunny.