>"I look more 'rideable' than expected? Y'all must be as drunk as Hoofer Brown if y'all think ahm gonna be rode hard and put up wet like some common cow, boy."
>>39954044How hard can that tongue of yours schlorp water?
>>39954044hoers is best pony
>>39954044>>39955310>>39956440holy cuteness. imagine if they made a mlp show but they were more horsey like this and it was for a slightly older audience. we could have had real juicy horse friendship drama.would hug
>>39954044Imagine the unholy smell.
Am I the only one who doesn't like when the art gets too "real" like this? I mean it's quality art, they just aren't attractive.
>>39957252From the thumbnail I though she had a pair of massive hanging crotchteats in this image, was very disappointed after opening it
>>39957420For me its: Horsified G4>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>humanized>>>>>9th Circle of Hell>>>EQG>>>>>>>Anthro
>>39957442At least anthro can be hot.EQG however...
>>39956468>real juicy horse friendship drama
>>39956440>>39957273>horsified but still cartoonyThis, this is good
Which breed of horse would each of the Mane 6 be?Applejack is definitely a work horse, like a Shire.Rarity could be an Arabian, since they are known for elegancy.
>>39957420There's levels to it. I wouldn't find an overly realistic horse very appealing as in >>39957252, but the OP pic still looks cartoony and therefore's much more capable of making cute and relatable expressions, so it gets a pass.
>>39954044*slowly holds up a saddle and a cowboy hat*
>>39954044Imagine brushing hoers AJ.
>>39957518wtf horses THICC. I guess G1 did nothing wrong
>>39957252I love her.
Pony is for riding. I bet I could break an Applebronc. I actually have some bronc riding experience.
>>39959600OJ is that you
>>39961069>OJ riding Shining Armor down the freeway, royal guards giving chase>He turns back and says to OJ>"Anyone asks, we just left McDonalds, right?"
>>39961295>not liking whiskersBut they are important for the cuteness.
>>39961295based, kill all whiggers
>>39954044You can't fight your true nature, AJ. In the fullness of time you will learn to love the saddle.
I mean, isn't this just G1?
>>39962963Amazing. Just gorgeous.
>>39963991You think Lyra gets turned on wearing all that tack?
>>39962963whiskers on ponies is like smearing shit on gold.
>>39964060Imagine thise prickly whiskers tickling your ballsack as she is giving you head.
>>39964060I work at a horse board, and I can confidently say that you are a nigger. Horse wooskers are the best thing since sliced bread.
>>39965289tfw no hoers with tickly whiskers to share breath with
>>39965359You're just pissed that more mares nicker at me every morning than you'll ever hear in your whole fucking life :)
>>39965375dont care zoonigger I'm here for ponies not your filth
>>39965381>zoofaggots are offboard redditors
>>39965379>I'm here to fantasize about fucking horses, not fucking horses
>>39965379>comes into horsey pony thread to complain about whiskersI don't particularly care for whiskers on my ponies either, but come on now
>>39965222this is Earth pony cultural appropriation
>>39965222Fuck this is just kinky. Do ponies really?
>>39965781Yes, it's traditional and fashionable.
>>39965375jelly of you manI hope I get a mare wife in the future
>>39965781The concept of using a pony as a beast of burden exists in Equestria. Spike puts a saddle and bridle on Twilight and wants to ride her like a mount. You have people whipping ponies to run like humans do here. Why is that a thing you ask? Who knows.
>>39967711As per Aristotelian ethics, the highest good of something is the good performance of it's characteristic function.
>>39964060and as with gold, you would still eagerly take it, with or without that allegoric shit
>>39968339speak for yourself zooturd, I only accept the original as Faust intended
>>39968454>this is zoookay, retardkeep seething