Unlocking the harem route editionlast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39870453Archived threads:https://rentry.org/jdbarchive
>What is this thread about?A place to talk about cute and funny humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 For Whom the Bell Tollshttp://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D - Love Gameshttps://pastebin.com/uvc8P8Q8 - Icarian Lovehttps://pastebin.com/m2FUgh9c - I'll think of a title when I'm done writing (Applebloom-story)https://pastebin.com/Rba5avxs - Freshmen, Drama, and Promhttps://pastebin.com/WUA2Fi6h - Silver Spoon Story WIPhttp://pastebin.com/nsNtPdDS - The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Bellehttp://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA - Soarin's Silver Lininghttp://pastebin.com/V5cS27zr Sweetie Bots and Young Lovehttps://ponepaste.org/2645 Filly Brothelhttps://ponepaste.org/7910 Anon and Sunny ShimmyUse Poneb.in to access old pastasUse this post as anchor for new pastas Assuming they get made...
>>39937399A harem route is the best route. Also with the idea at the end of the last thread.>If you were a prince who gets a loli harem when you came of age>If mom Celestia joined the loli harem by turning herself into a loli
getting friendly with human fillies
>>39937428>tfw this but with cunnys
>>39937697anon, spoilers!! delete that and reupload it spoiled, be a mensch.
>”Hay thare, mister. Want some apple juice?”
>>39937814that appears to be soda.. or possibly fermented cider?
>>39938177reminds me of this every time
hahaha ok girls laundry timejust socks and pantsu though hahahi don't have a laundry basket so just stuff em down my pants it's ok
>>39938177>Anon is going to make you a woman!
>>39938629>Sugar..>Spice..>And everything lewd>These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little wife.
>>39937399They look like they pooled their money together to buy a date with you.
>>39938631>But then an extra ingredient was accidentally added...>Chemical dumb>Thus loli succubus Derpy was made>Using her powers of seduction without even knowing she's doing it, she'll drive Anon up the wall, and cause him to drain his balls completely empty in her
>>39938952>Anon in Loli Idiocracy
>>39938862i knew that bachelor auction was nothin but trouble
>>39939005>Anon goes to a bachelor auction thinking it's an auction for bachelors>Gets auctioned off to lolis
>>39939371>...Sure are a lot of young girls here for a bachelor auction..>They'd better not get between me and any classic rock CD's or vintage screen t's..
>>39939375Also what'd be fun.>If Diamond was in a bidding war over Anon with her mom>Which Diamond wins much to her mom's frustration
Imagine the smell
>>39939849i'm actually having trouble with that, she seems to be dressed as a maid? and she's a horse i don't know. her overall color palette does not really evoke any smell
>>39939849>AIWhose this supposed to be?
>>39939935My best GUESS would be Twilight, but I was wondering that too because the hair color is off for being Twilight.>tfw won't have sheltered nerd loli from a rich family all over me
>>39939935>AIahh that explains itand the hand's a dead giveaway
Loli Sci-Twi prompt>You are a honors student at Crystal Prep when Loli Sci-Twi gets admitted after skipping grades>Cadence asks you to help her adjust to high school>The little cutie nerd takes a liking to you, and after hearing that getting a boyfriend is a highschool girl's goal decides she wants you to be her boyfriend>Cadence quickly finds out and actually supports loli Sci-Twi in claiming you as her boyfriend
>>39940027>Sweetie, dearest, I'm noticing you're staring at my Butler, is something the matter?>'I would assume she's naturally curious as to why I'm tableside with naught but a speedo and tie, Miss Silver.'>-I'll wait to hear that from her, thank you, Anonsworth.
>>39939935>>39939947>not recognizing sci twiYour cunny passes have been revoked
>>39940097>Black and pink hairI don't know what 'version' of Sci-Twi you've been looking at, but that's not how her hair is supposed to be.
>>39940045>If you were a butler to a rich Loli who's treated more like a sexual plaything than a normal butler>Even better if you aren't actually trained or anything to be a butler, and just ended up becoming her butler for other reasons
These are children
>>39940531not the sexy ones, those are adolescents.the children are just here for cake
>>39940567Cake, you say?
>>39940606you wanna make a cake with apples in it?
>>39940531Out of 10
Choose your fighter
>>39940606oh god those perfect soles
>>39941143>Mai Shiranui Bloom
>>39938177i'm not usually one for lesbian stuff but rarity on sweetie belle is just so damn good
>>39941471like, rarity coming home drunk on wine after being stood up by her date and taking her sexual frustration out on her little sister is so erotic
isn't there already a dykeshit thread for you low test types
>>39937399I love Diamond's tight dressI want to slap that round and tiny ass
>>39941736>Live long and prosper inside me.
Oh no the Spoonie thread is gone!
>>39941829that's not a human filly
>>39941829Someone posted a human filly in the thread before, so now we're equal.
How many of us don't speak English as our first language?
>>39941829>Spoonie poon
>>39941143i have my suspicions that they're not real kunoichi
>>39941471it's just sisters having fun
>>39942344>An just who're you ta' tell us we ain't real cunny-itchi's, huh?>[Sensei Anon holds up 3 pairs of pantsu]>"You didn't notice me take these, for one.."
>>39942365but now their cunny is less itchy, so
>>39942365>"I know cunny fu.">"Show me.">"YUUUUOOOOHHHH!!!"
>>39942755>Cun Fu>Uuohh Jitsu>Pomf kwan do
https://ponybooru.org/images/3359097cute how besties do everything together
>>39942365>If you were a highly skilled ninja>Assigned a harem, errrr, class of cunnies, you mean kunoichi>To bree-train
>>39943286They racka disciprine.
>>39943277I want Silver to hug me like that
>>39943289Then it's time for ninja Anon to use the correction technique with his correction stick ninja tool.
>>39943362>Power pole!
>>39943366Just imagine little kunoichi trainee Derpy.>Super clumsy ninja loli who constantly messes up everything despite her eager and optimistic attitude>In need of constant correction>She'd be a loli trainee same time as the CMC because shut up
>>39943362I know all of the super effective points on her body thanks to myninja info cards
>>39943436>3 on 1 vs Sensei Anon
Need more wind sprint. Reluctant little wife who thinks she already knows how to do it all and doesn't want to ask if she's doing it right.
>>39943686I too love Wind Sprint, but I prefer her being tsundere. Telling you that you shouldn't do what she actually wants you to, and calling you a pervert when she's happy.
>>39941736Spankable butt, just asking for it.
>>39943686But she’s your daughter. You can’t just marry your daughter.
>>39943735God help whoever tells this face 'You can't marry dad.'
>>39943740imagine cooming all over that face
>>39943735That make me remember something from another place
>>39943755UH excuse you but she's got homework to do before she up & gets to have a romp with dad, thanks.
>>39943756>Imagine if your daughter wanted to marry you that much, and wasn't shy about letting people know it
>>39943772>"Mhmm, I wanna marry daddy when I grow up.">'H-Haha! The imagination on this one, right?'>"What? But..you said when we go on vacation this summer you'd sign us in as Mr. and Mrs. Anon, daddy..">'HEY WHAT SAY WE GET STARTED ON THAT VACATION RIGHT NOW, HUH? WHY DON'T WE STOP TALKING AND GET TO PACKING.'>"Yay!! Remember to book us a single too, daddy, we're only going to need one be-">'-ONE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST TO SHARE, YEAH, HAHA, YOU GOT IT, HON'.'
>>39944067Too bad you can't be the dad of all three of them... Or can you?
>>39944074>My 3 Wives was filmed before a live studio audience
>when someone interrupts time with dad or big brother
>>39938952
>>39944713WEW!
It's saturday. Time to get on the cunny-do list.I mean uh honey-do list.>Wash her panties and socks by hand>Make her a meal using her favorite ingredient>Show her off at the mall>Maybe some light calisthenics in the yardFor those of you saying weekends are for doing nothing, c'mon, that's just being lazy.She doesn't want a lazy man so don't raise a lazy wife.
>>39939849>>39939947>>39940118Now she's Twilight
>>39944713>no equestria girls skin colorsDropped
>>39945131Human coloration fits them nicely.
>>39939849Love how the AI think they all are children
>>39945131https://twibooru.org/2978585Better?
>>39945198>the rest of itYes, much better.
>>39945198Way better
>>39945180All the AI anthro loli's look more like shortstacks instead of, you know, what you just said.
>>39944658aww>>39944713starring michael keaton as molester #5
>>39945630>Batnon & Jokernon fighting over Gotham's eligible little ladies>"Never mess with another mans rhubarb!"
>>39944658Absolutely adorable stick loli, but would be funnier in addition to cute if she had a more plushy tush and more definition to her figure.
>>39945781>Here, here, dear boy.>Order this starving girl two of everything on the menu, post haste!
>>39945929anon that's how you rupture a tummy! she has to start on fluids and work her way up
>>39945962>FluidsLike a succubus' favorite kind. It's even high in protein!
>>39945971>..How does your dad make all these protein shakes and smoothies?>I never hear a blender or anything..
>>39945977This would make an excellent green.>Get a scrawny and starving loli succubus Derpy under your care>Though I think it's better if you don't know she's a succubus right away>She ends up starting her recovery on a diet of your cum>Think it'd actually be better if she was sneakily drinking your cum at night when you slept or something instead of you purposely feeding her your cum right away>Then as she starts to 'fill out' more she starts to eat normal food as well>That's when her butt starts to get plushy and irresistibly soft>When she sits on your lap it rubs on your dick>She constantly bends over, and other things that make him lust for her>Until he gives in and fucks her>Railing her pussy and fucking her face back and forth until his body breaks and can't move anymore>Only then does it become obvious she's a succubus and she's like 'how did you know I'm a succubus?' while completely fine despite you destroying yourself fucking her>You didn't know, and thought you were doing this with a regular loli just unable to control yourself after her seduction proved too much
https://ponybooru.org/images/3364226
>>39946032Ugh thankfully that shit got caught by my filters, kill yourself, faggot.
>>39946032Hawt
>>39946032I've noticed people really like pairing the CMC with horses for some reason.
>>39946383well they are the most prominent fillies, so
>>39946383I wouldn't call them "people".
>>39946210I want to drill Applebloom
>>39946383They are horses.
>>39946471But why the three of them specifically? Diamond and Silver don't get anything together.>>39946480>turning your nose up at horse sex>on the board dedicated to horse sex>>39946798Yes, but horses in human form.
>>39946824>why the three of them specifically?Applebloom lives in a farm. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are her friends.Simple connection.As for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, they are rich, so obviously they are reserved for ugly bastards and wannabe Epsteins.
>>39946824>Diamond and Silver don't get anything together.they are not as important as the CMC.horse stuff is adventurous, it's something you might do to get your cutie mark. it's not a fancy snob party.
>>39946833Makes sense>so obviously they are reserved for ugly bastards and wannabe Epsteins.I hear Silver specifically has gotten involved with powerful figures like Celestia. >>39946871>horse stuff is adventurous, it's something you might do to get your cutie mark.What does a horse fuckin' cutie mark look like anyway? >it's not a fancy snob party.Isn't equestrianism a noble pursuit for the moneyed historically?
>>39946982>I hear Silver specifically has gotten involved with powerful figures like Celestia.At least celestia will be fine with her but all her whole career will be over if she decide to invite a real dominant loli like cozy glow.
>>39946824There's multiple threads for wanting to be a horse, maybe try those.I don't want to be a horse, I'm human and like human fillies.
Haha, while I was 'grabbing' this screenshot it said 'capture' and I was like "OH IF ONLY."
Smooth.
>>39946982>Isn't equestrianism a noble pursuit for the moneyed historically?y-yeah but they didn't fuck em. people SAID they did because they hated them, but it has always been a low class thing
>>39947380Cute swimsuit
>>39947380Those clothesThat faceShe's asking for it
>>39947380Oh, I bet she does love bananas.
So, I was reading about the girl Cozy Glow is based on, and this story reminded me a lot to GollyOne day, the twelve year-old Temple was alone with MGM producer Arthur Freed in his office when he exposed himself to her. She didn’t rush out to a microphone or call a lawyer. She looked at him for a moment … and then burst out laughing. The humiliated Freed was so incensed that he ordered her to leave immediately.
>>39949058jeez he just wanted feedback
>>39949066Well, you know what they sayKids and drunk people always tell the truth
>>39949110th-that's not true.. all that stuff my dad said while drunk wasn't how he really felt. it was just what he thought he shouldn't say. the lifting of inhibitions on uptight people or people under a lot of stress makes them just blurt out whatever would be unacceptable. like mel gibson.
>>39949326>If your daughter overhears you talk about big tits while drunk>She's like, "That can't be true! He loves flat chests like mine because I'm the only girl he needs! I'll prove it!"
>>39949334i like this scenario
Why are they so flustered?
>>39949742that FLATTY Apple Bloom just got a kiss from ANON, that hunky 8th grader.
>>39949763>8th graderI think you mean 12th grader
>>399497868th grader but with 12th grader age, Anon it's just a retarded gigachad that fits perfectly for a farm
>>39950183>retarded gigachadPerfect specimen for lolis
>>39949742You arent hard yet, Silver and Diamond feel insulted by this.
>>39949058Imagine a loli confirming you have a chode.At that point you may say "fuck that", and buy all the world's copium supply.
>>39950687i have no idea what it's like, but I can tell you it's frustrating as fuck being packed, jacked, and oozing testosterone and being passed over repeatedly for little mexican guys half your size, or castrati ladyboy singers. because for modern women, the goal has been avoiding being murdered like all those terrible movies they incessantly watch about women being murdered.
>>39951217>and being passed over repeatedly for little mexican guysNowadays I don't know why is that an issue. There's exercises to make it bigger>What about operations?Wouldn't recomend it. Sure, it's big, but is fake growth. Plus, the botox and stuff kinda fucks your boners, so it's not worth it. Just do yoga, some keggles, and maybe streches. Your boy will be fine.Besides, now a lot of growers are coming, so it's better. Showing off is cool and all, but the size remains the same after the issue. No surprise for the girl to say "I had ALL THAT in? And now is just... that?"
>>39951295exercises you say?.. no, it's big enough. I've already had most of my lady friends say they're terrified of ones this big, and some have literally experienced tearing.>growersoh that's what you meant? well yeah mine's minuscule when it's not engaged. That's a good thing, it keeps it out of harm's way until it's needed.
>>39951301>some have literally experienced tearingThat's because they were probably virgins, and porn brainwashed them into get footlongs.Ladies (>implying), if you are going to be polyamorous, at least work your way up. Don't start with the freaking Subway special, at least enjoy the cocktail wieners first. They are small, easy inside, and best of all: can have as many as you want.I feel I saw this argument on tumblr. Now I have to go, but I'll check tomorrow.
>>39951356i mean you're supposed to tear when you're a virgin, these are the bad kind of tears. from guys who were too big and I guess too roughalso some of them have shown me, and they REALLY have tiny vagoos. like they would have trouble fitting a golf ball in.
Colored the cute Bloomy in the Human Aggie: https://aggie.io/qafauj6hsa
>>39951770that's powerful cute, anon
>>39951770Nice coloring. I need to get back on aggie and do more cmc
https://twitter.com/uotapo/status/1661019065580945408Look promising, soon it will be enough content to really consider to join. Usually joining to a MLP cunny fanbox can be a little tricky when the artist also have a patreon with more audience.
>>39952674Welp, time to add this guy's Fanbox to Kemono Party, lads?
Yay, a non rulebreaking post got deleted again
>>39953158
>>39953599I wonder if we have enough lolis to make a whole team
>>39953599That’s one flat butt Sweetie”s got there
>>39954669It will grow, she just needs a little push.
>>39952674I'm surprised he didn't used his NSFW alias: Auto (I think it was).He probably stays with his name because that way he doesn't have to rebuild his fanbase.
>You can use my body however you please, darling! Just stop lusting after my innocent little sister!
>>39951770Apple Bloom needs to be appreciated more.
>>39954756>InnocentWe must be talking about different Sweetie's here.
>>39954882Sweetie Slut absolutely mogs her big sister.
>>39954669yes it's perfect.>>39954756Okay, I'm going to use your body to go hold Sweetie's hand and bring her into my bedroom
>>39953599>>39954366>Belle, if you keep travelling I'm calling you a cab!>You're going to get T'd out in the first quarter with attitude like that, Scootaloo! If you're getting mad that means your opponent's doing their job!>..God help you if you scuff up my hardwood, A.B. Hustle and quit dragging those feet!>"Why's Coach Anon so hard on us?">"..Ah don't hate it.">"M-Me neither, I'm just saying is all."
https://ponybooru.org/images/3366539
>>39956084>Hey buddy, you wanna take your little party to the couples car? There's families present here!
>>39956894sex is how you MAKE families.
>>39956994>If yer' wife took maternity leave..IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. You might be based.
>>39943772>when your daughter says she wants to marry you, people think it's cute>when you say you want to marry your daughter, people call the copsLife is unfair.
>>39957097>Having a daughteryeah, best not to think about it logically
>>39957311I remember this copypasta. The perfect mix of creepy, cringe, and based.
kissable tummies.
>>39957404Incel hands wrote that pasta
HIDE IT ALL AHHH
>>39959121
>>39959345what a perfect family.
>when there's an ad for AI porn on the pageWhy 4channel, what are you trying to imply right now
Brehs
>>39960182There's? I have all the ads blocked
>>39960804We need more safe (lol) art.
>Ah, so the nature of our subjects dreams is predictably lewd..>Splendid.https://ponybooru.org/images/720052
>9
>>39961388>8
>>39961743>when you notice this place is dead during freedom hoursC'mon foreignbros
>>39961750Fun police sucked all the air out of the room. Plus Grandpa Radiation is too old and decrepit to post any OC for us.
>>39961388>>39961743>crying teacup.jpg
>>39961985why did they censor jazz
>>39961985Little too young for that Sweetie.
>>39962316i see titties and a pretty mature face.
>>39961985>lets blankOoh I love charades.
I want to give Golly loli the D
>>39962846You don’t give Golly the D, she takes it from you.
>>39962858She'd better say please, manners are paramount to good behavior in girls her age.
>10
>https://twitter.com/uotapo/status/1662511317511704576It's slowly working on me, he will won my subscription when he make a golly loli.
>>39951356>Ladies (>implying), if you are going to be polyamorous, at least work your way up. Don't start with the freaking Subway special, at least enjoy the cocktail wieners first. t. cocktail weiner
>>39964074More Apple Bloom is always nice.
>>39964139where the damn are her shoes. gym should be barefoot but if you're gonna put socks on, you gotta add shoes there.
need more human floor bored and wallflower being 'friends' but not really understanding how to be friends
>>39964616These two aren't even cute and funny...
>>39964674i think they are very cute and very funny! they're among my favorite horse loli characters.
>>39964688I can see floorbored as the same tier of the protagonist of wataten, but she would need three lolis to have the full party.
>>39964674We have the technology. We can redesign her.>>39964693>floor bored>baseball cap filly i never learned the context of>anonfilly>dyx
>>39964703>baseball cap fillyLittle League
>>39964616>>39964693>Anon ending up with a whole harem of introverted shy lolis who don't want to go outside once situated in his house
>>39964844that is the dreami came up with a half-subversion harem anime like that once, based on all girls i knew online
>>39964851Though it's especially amusing to imagine this happening if he doesn't make it happen on purpose.>The introverted lolis just end up as his place, and once there decide to be shut ins there>Utterly refusing to leave once they've planted their roots
>>39964877exactlyhe's just welcoming and they know he's kind of a loser so he won't make them leave
>>39964703These bad little girls need correction…
>>39965261they need a loving and supportive dadwho will discipline them if they go wrong but also let them know how much they have disappointed him today and how much he trusts they'll do better next time
If you married a loli, would you also have to fill in as her male role model?
>>39965308that kind of thing doesn't change as she grows up. there's a reason her dad gives her away at the wedding. He wasn't previously doing husband-job (probably), you are now doing dad-job
>>39965277But they keep disappointing and that trust is misplaced, they need real punishment.
>>39965482shit if they keep doing it, something has gone wrong
>>39965492>When the bratty smug loli enjoys the correction too much
>>39965328I got a dad job for her.
>>39965706a daughter job you mean. like bringing you beers.just don't have too many. you don't wanna do a bad job at your dad job
>>39965539An unfortunate reality of most bratty little girls, they cannot be corrected, in fact they want to be corrected by you, it makes them feel connected to you in more than one way. The best way to correct a loli is to give plenty of loving aftercare after correction, so you at least show them you still love them.
>>39965716>>39965952based and truthpilled
>>39938177
>>39964703https://ponybooru.org/images/2685043
>>39966278Oops, looks like your futa 'intersex' garbage got caught by my filter.
>https://ponybooru.org/images/3186970
>>39966530That won't stop her, considering her strenght.
>>39966545Yeah I wanted to write a little snippet about how she wasn't chained to you, you were chained to her, or how she moved all the furniture to block the door while you looked away a second
>>39966545Death by loli snu snu
>>39966244>nude versionGetting more alluring every update
>>39965952they can't be corrected once adolescence starts, which is why you have to be fucking hard on them while they're still tiny. it'll work well AND they won't remember it, and they'll wonder why they're so much better behaved than their hooligan friends.
>>39967186What if they end up liking it and don't change their behavior
>>39967455then youre doin it wrong
I want to lick human fillies
>>39967455Then you now have the upperhand, if they wont change, no more loving.
>>39967868but you cant stop loving them
>>39968331No but you can stop loving them in the bed/bathroom/behind the school and fix them that way.
>>39968625https://ponybooru.org/images/30222>You know, it's weird how you take those 40 minute baths but the water bill stays the same..>"Hahaha w-what's weird about that, Anon, don't you wanna tickle me and brush my hair? Enough talk about my long showers, wanna see my tummy?"
>>39968747I hope pestil draw more spoon in the future
>>39969022Spoon and Bloomy threesome with (You)
>>39968625Made for cuddles and hugs. Especially naked one.
>>39968435withholding sex makes you a bad husbandwhen youve made love, she will naturally want to do as you say. and vice versa, so make sure she isn't nuts
>>39968747i mean a bath doesn't continuously use up water but hehehe
>>39969022same
>>39970109the truth will set you free
>>39969544Would adult Sweetie want you to get with her little sister Rarity?
>>39970839Maybe she'd think you could straighten her out
>>39971233>Turn her strictly dickly like you did with me, Anon.Hahah, ok, I mean if you're gonna twist my arm about it
Choose one
>>39971711In lieu of there being no Sweetie/Silver/Tiara/Zipporwhill, or Wind Sprint..I guess I'd take Rarity.
>>39971711I want the chubby ponk, she will have enough time to burn these calories with me.
>>39971711Pinkie and Rarity. Pinkie looks like a cutie and would be lots of fun to play with lots of hugs and kisses, Rarity you just know would be lots of fun to play with, in the bedroom.
>>39971711I like how fluttershy is the taller one.
>>39971711I want twiggles. Cute nerdy lil sis.
>>39971711it's close but twilight usually wins. I want to let her study me
I don't think of myself as a strict or even a very authoritative person but if it's to save her and myself the throes of gen-Z degeneracy, than I'm doing it for the best.>"Daddy, another one, please! J-Just one more!">See, now this is what I was worried about..what motivation do you have to behave if I just spoil you with more hugs and kisses?
>9___________
>>39971711That tomboy lolidash need a better design to be honest.
Bump
>>39975070Tagger Sweetieis gonna get jumped looking that cute no but seriously, she can't keep topping other taggers.
Scoots knows you’ve been perving on her. She’s gonna have her big sis beat you up.
>>39976244More like make you actually satisfy her instead of just looking.
>>39975070yes this expands dong.
>>39976244Clearly Scoots is jealous Anon hasn’t played “naked wrestling” with her and only with Apple Bloom and Sweetie.
