Unlocking the harem route editionlast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39870453Archived threads:https://rentry.org/jdbarchive
>What is this thread about?A place to talk about cute and funny humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 For Whom the Bell Tollshttp://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D - Love Gameshttps://pastebin.com/uvc8P8Q8 - Icarian Lovehttps://pastebin.com/m2FUgh9c - I'll think of a title when I'm done writing (Applebloom-story)https://pastebin.com/Rba5avxs - Freshmen, Drama, and Promhttps://pastebin.com/WUA2Fi6h - Silver Spoon Story WIPhttp://pastebin.com/nsNtPdDS - The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Bellehttp://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA - Soarin's Silver Lininghttp://pastebin.com/V5cS27zr Sweetie Bots and Young Lovehttps://ponepaste.org/2645 Filly Brothelhttps://ponepaste.org/7910 Anon and Sunny ShimmyUse Poneb.in to access old pastasUse this post as anchor for new pastas Assuming they get made...
>>39937399A harem route is the best route. Also with the idea at the end of the last thread.>If you were a prince who gets a loli harem when you came of age>If mom Celestia joined the loli harem by turning herself into a loli
getting friendly with human fillies
>>39937428>tfw this but with cunnys
>>39937697anon, spoilers!! delete that and reupload it spoiled, be a mensch.
>”Hay thare, mister. Want some apple juice?”
>>39937814that appears to be soda.. or possibly fermented cider?
>>39938177reminds me of this every time
hahaha ok girls laundry timejust socks and pantsu though hahahi don't have a laundry basket so just stuff em down my pants it's ok
>>39938177>Anon is going to make you a woman!
>>39938629>Sugar..>Spice..>And everything lewd>These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little wife.
>>39937399They look like they pooled their money together to buy a date with you.
>>39938631>But then an extra ingredient was accidentally added...>Chemical dumb>Thus loli succubus Derpy was made>Using her powers of seduction without even knowing she's doing it, she'll drive Anon up the wall, and cause him to drain his balls completely empty in her
>>39938952>Anon in Loli Idiocracy
>>39938862i knew that bachelor auction was nothin but trouble
>>39939005>Anon goes to a bachelor auction thinking it's an auction for bachelors>Gets auctioned off to lolis
>>39939371>...Sure are a lot of young girls here for a bachelor auction..>They'd better not get between me and any classic rock CD's or vintage screen t's..
>>39939375Also what'd be fun.>If Diamond was in a bidding war over Anon with her mom>Which Diamond wins much to her mom's frustration
Imagine the smell
>>39939849i'm actually having trouble with that, she seems to be dressed as a maid? and she's a horse i don't know. her overall color palette does not really evoke any smell
>>39939849>AIWhose this supposed to be?
>>39939935My best GUESS would be Twilight, but I was wondering that too because the hair color is off for being Twilight.>tfw won't have sheltered nerd loli from a rich family all over me
>>39939935>AIahh that explains itand the hand's a dead giveaway
Loli Sci-Twi prompt>You are a honors student at Crystal Prep when Loli Sci-Twi gets admitted after skipping grades>Cadence asks you to help her adjust to high school>The little cutie nerd takes a liking to you, and after hearing that getting a boyfriend is a highschool girl's goal decides she wants you to be her boyfriend>Cadence quickly finds out and actually supports loli Sci-Twi in claiming you as her boyfriend
>>39940027>Sweetie, dearest, I'm noticing you're staring at my Butler, is something the matter?>'I would assume she's naturally curious as to why I'm tableside with naught but a speedo and tie, Miss Silver.'>-I'll wait to hear that from her, thank you, Anonsworth.
>>39939935>>39939947>not recognizing sci twiYour cunny passes have been revoked
>>39940097>Black and pink hairI don't know what 'version' of Sci-Twi you've been looking at, but that's not how her hair is supposed to be.
>>39940045>If you were a butler to a rich Loli who's treated more like a sexual plaything than a normal butler>Even better if you aren't actually trained or anything to be a butler, and just ended up becoming her butler for other reasons
These are children
>>39940531not the sexy ones, those are adolescents.the children are just here for cake
>>39940567Cake, you say?
>>39940606you wanna make a cake with apples in it?
>>39940531Out of 10
Choose your fighter
>>39940606oh god those perfect soles
>>39941143>Mai Shiranui Bloom
>>39938177i'm not usually one for lesbian stuff but rarity on sweetie belle is just so damn good
>>39941471like, rarity coming home drunk on wine after being stood up by her date and taking her sexual frustration out on her little sister is so erotic
isn't there already a dykeshit thread for you low test types
>>39937399I love Diamond's tight dressI want to slap that round and tiny ass
>>39941736>Live long and prosper inside me.
Oh no the Spoonie thread is gone!
>>39941829that's not a human filly
>>39941829Someone posted a human filly in the thread before, so now we're equal.
How many of us don't speak English as our first language?
>>39941829>Spoonie poon
>>39941143i have my suspicions that they're not real kunoichi
>>39941471it's just sisters having fun
>>39942344>An just who're you ta' tell us we ain't real cunny-itchi's, huh?>[Sensei Anon holds up 3 pairs of pantsu]>"You didn't notice me take these, for one.."
>>39942365but now their cunny is less itchy, so
>>39942365>"I know cunny fu.">"Show me.">"YUUUUOOOOHHHH!!!"
>>39942755>Cun Fu>Uuohh Jitsu>Pomf kwan do
https://ponybooru.org/images/3359097cute how besties do everything together
>>39942365>If you were a highly skilled ninja>Assigned a harem, errrr, class of cunnies, you mean kunoichi>To bree-train
>>39943286They racka disciprine.
>>39943277I want Silver to hug me like that
>>39943289Then it's time for ninja Anon to use the correction technique with his correction stick ninja tool.
>>39943362>Power pole!
>>39943366Just imagine little kunoichi trainee Derpy.>Super clumsy ninja loli who constantly messes up everything despite her eager and optimistic attitude>In need of constant correction>She'd be a loli trainee same time as the CMC because shut up
>>39943362I know all of the super effective points on her body thanks to myninja info cards
>>39943436>3 on 1 vs Sensei Anon
Need more wind sprint. Reluctant little wife who thinks she already knows how to do it all and doesn't want to ask if she's doing it right.
>>39943686I too love Wind Sprint, but I prefer her being tsundere. Telling you that you shouldn't do what she actually wants you to, and calling you a pervert when she's happy.
>>39941736Spankable butt, just asking for it.
>>39943686But she’s your daughter. You can’t just marry your daughter.
>>39943735God help whoever tells this face 'You can't marry dad.'
>>39943740imagine cooming all over that face
>>39943735That make me remember something from another place
>>39943755UH excuse you but she's got homework to do before she up & gets to have a romp with dad, thanks.
>>39943756>Imagine if your daughter wanted to marry you that much, and wasn't shy about letting people know it
>>39943772>"Mhmm, I wanna marry daddy when I grow up.">'H-Haha! The imagination on this one, right?'>"What? But..you said when we go on vacation this summer you'd sign us in as Mr. and Mrs. Anon, daddy..">'HEY WHAT SAY WE GET STARTED ON THAT VACATION RIGHT NOW, HUH? WHY DON'T WE STOP TALKING AND GET TO PACKING.'>"Yay!! Remember to book us a single too, daddy, we're only going to need one be-">'-ONE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST TO SHARE, YEAH, HAHA, YOU GOT IT, HON'.'
>>39944067Too bad you can't be the dad of all three of them... Or can you?
>>39944074>My 3 Wives was filmed before a live studio audience
>when someone interrupts time with dad or big brother
>>39938952
>>39944713WEW!
It's saturday. Time to get on the cunny-do list.I mean uh honey-do list.>Wash her panties and socks by hand>Make her a meal using her favorite ingredient>Show her off at the mall>Maybe some light calisthenics in the yardFor those of you saying weekends are for doing nothing, c'mon, that's just being lazy.She doesn't want a lazy man so don't raise a lazy wife.
>>39939849>>39939947>>39940118Now she's Twilight
>>39944713>no equestria girls skin colorsDropped
>>39945131Human coloration fits them nicely.
>>39939849Love how the AI think they all are children
>>39945131https://twibooru.org/2978585Better?
>>39945198>the rest of itYes, much better.
>>39945198Way better
>>39945180All the AI anthro loli's look more like shortstacks instead of, you know, what you just said.
>>39944658aww>>39944713starring michael keaton as molester #5
>>39945630>Batnon & Jokernon fighting over Gotham's eligible little ladies>"Never mess with another mans rhubarb!"
>>39944658Absolutely adorable stick loli, but would be funnier in addition to cute if she had a more plushy tush and more definition to her figure.
>>39945781>Here, here, dear boy.>Order this starving girl two of everything on the menu, post haste!
>>39945929anon that's how you rupture a tummy! she has to start on fluids and work her way up
>>39945962>FluidsLike a succubus' favorite kind. It's even high in protein!
>>39945971>..How does your dad make all these protein shakes and smoothies?>I never hear a blender or anything..
>>39945977This would make an excellent green.>Get a scrawny and starving loli succubus Derpy under your care>Though I think it's better if you don't know she's a succubus right away>She ends up starting her recovery on a diet of your cum>Think it'd actually be better if she was sneakily drinking your cum at night when you slept or something instead of you purposely feeding her your cum right away>Then as she starts to 'fill out' more she starts to eat normal food as well>That's when her butt starts to get plushy and irresistibly soft>When she sits on your lap it rubs on your dick>She constantly bends over, and other things that make him lust for her>Until he gives in and fucks her>Railing her pussy and fucking her face back and forth until his body breaks and can't move anymore>Only then does it become obvious she's a succubus and she's like 'how did you know I'm a succubus?' while completely fine despite you destroying yourself fucking her>You didn't know, and thought you were doing this with a regular loli just unable to control yourself after her seduction proved too much
https://ponybooru.org/images/3364226
>>39946032Ugh thankfully that shit got caught by my filters, kill yourself, faggot.
>>39946032Hawt
>>39946032I've noticed people really like pairing the CMC with horses for some reason.
>>39946383well they are the most prominent fillies, so
>>39946383I wouldn't call them "people".
>>39946210I want to drill Applebloom
>>39946383They are horses.
>>39946471But why the three of them specifically? Diamond and Silver don't get anything together.>>39946480>turning your nose up at horse sex>on the board dedicated to horse sex>>39946798Yes, but horses in human form.
>>39946824>why the three of them specifically?Applebloom lives in a farm. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are her friends.Simple connection.As for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, they are rich, so obviously they are reserved for ugly bastards and wannabe Epsteins.
>>39946824>Diamond and Silver don't get anything together.they are not as important as the CMC.horse stuff is adventurous, it's something you might do to get your cutie mark. it's not a fancy snob party.
>>39946833Makes sense>so obviously they are reserved for ugly bastards and wannabe Epsteins.I hear Silver specifically has gotten involved with powerful figures like Celestia. >>39946871>horse stuff is adventurous, it's something you might do to get your cutie mark.What does a horse fuckin' cutie mark look like anyway? >it's not a fancy snob party.Isn't equestrianism a noble pursuit for the moneyed historically?
>>39946982>I hear Silver specifically has gotten involved with powerful figures like Celestia.At least celestia will be fine with her but all her whole career will be over if she decide to invite a real dominant loli like cozy glow.
>>39946824There's multiple threads for wanting to be a horse, maybe try those.I don't want to be a horse, I'm human and like human fillies.
Haha, while I was 'grabbing' this screenshot it said 'capture' and I was like "OH IF ONLY."
Smooth.
>>39946982>Isn't equestrianism a noble pursuit for the moneyed historically?y-yeah but they didn't fuck em. people SAID they did because they hated them, but it has always been a low class thing
>>39947380Cute swimsuit
>>39947380Those clothesThat faceShe's asking for it
>>39947380Oh, I bet she does love bananas.
So, I was reading about the girl Cozy Glow is based on, and this story reminded me a lot to GollyOne day, the twelve year-old Temple was alone with MGM producer Arthur Freed in his office when he exposed himself to her. She didn’t rush out to a microphone or call a lawyer. She looked at him for a moment … and then burst out laughing. The humiliated Freed was so incensed that he ordered her to leave immediately.
>>39949058jeez he just wanted feedback
>>39949066Well, you know what they sayKids and drunk people always tell the truth
>>39949110th-that's not true.. all that stuff my dad said while drunk wasn't how he really felt. it was just what he thought he shouldn't say. the lifting of inhibitions on uptight people or people under a lot of stress makes them just blurt out whatever would be unacceptable. like mel gibson.
>>39949326>If your daughter overhears you talk about big tits while drunk>She's like, "That can't be true! He loves flat chests like mine because I'm the only girl he needs! I'll prove it!"
>>39949334i like this scenario
Why are they so flustered?
>>39949742that FLATTY Apple Bloom just got a kiss from ANON, that hunky 8th grader.
>>39949763>8th graderI think you mean 12th grader
>>399497868th grader but with 12th grader age, Anon it's just a retarded gigachad that fits perfectly for a farm
>>39950183>retarded gigachadPerfect specimen for lolis
>>39949742You arent hard yet, Silver and Diamond feel insulted by this.
>>39949058Imagine a loli confirming you have a chode.At that point you may say "fuck that", and buy all the world's copium supply.
>>39950687i have no idea what it's like, but I can tell you it's frustrating as fuck being packed, jacked, and oozing testosterone and being passed over repeatedly for little mexican guys half your size, or castrati ladyboy singers. because for modern women, the goal has been avoiding being murdered like all those terrible movies they incessantly watch about women being murdered.
>>39951217>and being passed over repeatedly for little mexican guysNowadays I don't know why is that an issue. There's exercises to make it bigger>What about operations?Wouldn't recomend it. Sure, it's big, but is fake growth. Plus, the botox and stuff kinda fucks your boners, so it's not worth it. Just do yoga, some keggles, and maybe streches. Your boy will be fine.Besides, now a lot of growers are coming, so it's better. Showing off is cool and all, but the size remains the same after the issue. No surprise for the girl to say "I had ALL THAT in? And now is just... that?"
>>39951295exercises you say?.. no, it's big enough. I've already had most of my lady friends say they're terrified of ones this big, and some have literally experienced tearing.>growersoh that's what you meant? well yeah mine's minuscule when it's not engaged. That's a good thing, it keeps it out of harm's way until it's needed.
>>39951301>some have literally experienced tearingThat's because they were probably virgins, and porn brainwashed them into get footlongs.Ladies (>implying), if you are going to be polyamorous, at least work your way up. Don't start with the freaking Subway special, at least enjoy the cocktail wieners first. They are small, easy inside, and best of all: can have as many as you want.I feel I saw this argument on tumblr. Now I have to go, but I'll check tomorrow.
>>39951356i mean you're supposed to tear when you're a virgin, these are the bad kind of tears. from guys who were too big and I guess too roughalso some of them have shown me, and they REALLY have tiny vagoos. like they would have trouble fitting a golf ball in.
Colored the cute Bloomy in the Human Aggie: https://aggie.io/qafauj6hsa
>>39951770that's powerful cute, anon
>>39951770Nice coloring. I need to get back on aggie and do more cmc
https://twitter.com/uotapo/status/1661019065580945408Look promising, soon it will be enough content to really consider to join. Usually joining to a MLP cunny fanbox can be a little tricky when the artist also have a patreon with more audience.
>>39952674Welp, time to add this guy's Fanbox to Kemono Party, lads?
Yay, a non rulebreaking post got deleted again
>>39953158
>>39953599I wonder if we have enough lolis to make a whole team
>>39953599That’s one flat butt Sweetie”s got there
>>39954669It will grow, she just needs a little push.
>>39952674I'm surprised he didn't used his NSFW alias: Auto (I think it was).He probably stays with his name because that way he doesn't have to rebuild his fanbase.
>You can use my body however you please, darling! Just stop lusting after my innocent little sister!
>>39951770Apple Bloom needs to be appreciated more.
>>39954756>InnocentWe must be talking about different Sweetie's here.
>>39954882Sweetie Slut absolutely mogs her big sister.
>>39954669yes it's perfect.>>39954756Okay, I'm going to use your body to go hold Sweetie's hand and bring her into my bedroom
>>39953599>>39954366>Belle, if you keep travelling I'm calling you a cab!>You're going to get T'd out in the first quarter with attitude like that, Scootaloo! If you're getting mad that means your opponent's doing their job!>..God help you if you scuff up my hardwood, A.B. Hustle and quit dragging those feet!>"Why's Coach Anon so hard on us?">"..Ah don't hate it.">"M-Me neither, I'm just saying is all."
https://ponybooru.org/images/3366539
>>39956084>Hey buddy, you wanna take your little party to the couples car? There's families present here!
>>39956894sex is how you MAKE families.
>>39956994>If yer' wife took maternity leave..IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. You might be based.
>>39943772>when your daughter says she wants to marry you, people think it's cute>when you say you want to marry your daughter, people call the copsLife is unfair.
>>39957097>Having a daughteryeah, best not to think about it logically
>>39957311I remember this copypasta. The perfect mix of creepy, cringe, and based.
kissable tummies.
>>39957404Incel hands wrote that pasta
HIDE IT ALL AHHH
>>39959121
>>39959345what a perfect family.
>when there's an ad for AI porn on the pageWhy 4channel, what are you trying to imply right now
Brehs
>>39960182There's? I have all the ads blocked
>>39960804We need more safe (lol) art.
>Ah, so the nature of our subjects dreams is predictably lewd..>Splendid.https://ponybooru.org/images/720052
>9
>>39961388>8
>>39961743>when you notice this place is dead during freedom hoursC'mon foreignbros
>>39961750Fun police sucked all the air out of the room. Plus Grandpa Radiation is too old and decrepit to post any OC for us.
>>39961388>>39961743>crying teacup.jpg
>>39961985why did they censor jazz
>>39961985Little too young for that Sweetie.
>>39962316i see titties and a pretty mature face.
>>39961985>lets blankOoh I love charades.
I want to give Golly loli the D
>>39962846You don’t give Golly the D, she takes it from you.
>>39962858She'd better say please, manners are paramount to good behavior in girls her age.
>10
>https://twitter.com/uotapo/status/1662511317511704576It's slowly working on me, he will won my subscription when he make a golly loli.
>>39951356>Ladies (>implying), if you are going to be polyamorous, at least work your way up. Don't start with the freaking Subway special, at least enjoy the cocktail wieners first. t. cocktail weiner
>>39964074More Apple Bloom is always nice.
>>39964139where the damn are her shoes. gym should be barefoot but if you're gonna put socks on, you gotta add shoes there.
need more human floor bored and wallflower being 'friends' but not really understanding how to be friends
>>39964616These two aren't even cute and funny...
>>39964674i think they are very cute and very funny! they're among my favorite horse loli characters.
>>39964688I can see floorbored as the same tier of the protagonist of wataten, but she would need three lolis to have the full party.
>>39964674We have the technology. We can redesign her.>>39964693>floor bored>baseball cap filly i never learned the context of>anonfilly>dyx
>>39964703>baseball cap fillyLittle League
>>39964616>>39964693>Anon ending up with a whole harem of introverted shy lolis who don't want to go outside once situated in his house
>>39964844that is the dreami came up with a half-subversion harem anime like that once, based on all girls i knew online
>>39964851Though it's especially amusing to imagine this happening if he doesn't make it happen on purpose.>The introverted lolis just end up as his place, and once there decide to be shut ins there>Utterly refusing to leave once they've planted their roots
>>39964877exactlyhe's just welcoming and they know he's kind of a loser so he won't make them leave
>>39964703These bad little girls need correction…
>>39965261they need a loving and supportive dadwho will discipline them if they go wrong but also let them know how much they have disappointed him today and how much he trusts they'll do better next time
If you married a loli, would you also have to fill in as her male role model?
>>39965308that kind of thing doesn't change as she grows up. there's a reason her dad gives her away at the wedding. He wasn't previously doing husband-job (probably), you are now doing dad-job
>>39965277But they keep disappointing and that trust is misplaced, they need real punishment.
>>39965482shit if they keep doing it, something has gone wrong
>>39965492>When the bratty smug loli enjoys the correction too much
>>39965328I got a dad job for her.
>>39965706a daughter job you mean. like bringing you beers.just don't have too many. you don't wanna do a bad job at your dad job
>>39965539An unfortunate reality of most bratty little girls, they cannot be corrected, in fact they want to be corrected by you, it makes them feel connected to you in more than one way. The best way to correct a loli is to give plenty of loving aftercare after correction, so you at least show them you still love them.
>>39965716>>39965952based and truthpilled
>>39938177
>>39964703https://ponybooru.org/images/2685043
>>39966278Oops, looks like your futa 'intersex' garbage got caught by my filter.
>https://ponybooru.org/images/3186970
>>39966530That won't stop her, considering her strenght.
>>39966545Yeah I wanted to write a little snippet about how she wasn't chained to you, you were chained to her, or how she moved all the furniture to block the door while you looked away a second
>>39966545Death by loli snu snu
>>39966244>nude versionGetting more alluring every update
>>39965952they can't be corrected once adolescence starts, which is why you have to be fucking hard on them while they're still tiny. it'll work well AND they won't remember it, and they'll wonder why they're so much better behaved than their hooligan friends.
>>39967186What if they end up liking it and don't change their behavior
>>39967455then youre doin it wrong
I want to lick human fillies
>>39967455Then you now have the upperhand, if they wont change, no more loving.
>>39967868but you cant stop loving them
>>39968331No but you can stop loving them in the bed/bathroom/behind the school and fix them that way.
>>39968625https://ponybooru.org/images/30222>You know, it's weird how you take those 40 minute baths but the water bill stays the same..>"Hahaha w-what's weird about that, Anon, don't you wanna tickle me and brush my hair? Enough talk about my long showers, wanna see my tummy?"
>>39968747I hope pestil draw more spoon in the future
>>39969022Spoon and Bloomy threesome with (You)
>>39968625Made for cuddles and hugs. Especially naked one.
>>39968435withholding sex makes you a bad husbandwhen youve made love, she will naturally want to do as you say. and vice versa, so make sure she isn't nuts
>>39968747i mean a bath doesn't continuously use up water but hehehe
>>39969022same
>>39970109the truth will set you free
>>39969544Would adult Sweetie want you to get with her little sister Rarity?
>>39970839Maybe she'd think you could straighten her out
>>39971233>Turn her strictly dickly like you did with me, Anon.Hahah, ok, I mean if you're gonna twist my arm about it
Choose one
>>39971711In lieu of there being no Sweetie/Silver/Tiara/Zipporwhill, or Wind Sprint..I guess I'd take Rarity.
>>39971711I want the chubby ponk, she will have enough time to burn these calories with me.
>>39971711Pinkie and Rarity. Pinkie looks like a cutie and would be lots of fun to play with lots of hugs and kisses, Rarity you just know would be lots of fun to play with, in the bedroom.
>>39971711I like how fluttershy is the taller one.
>>39971711I want twiggles. Cute nerdy lil sis.
>>39971711it's close but twilight usually wins. I want to let her study me
I don't think of myself as a strict or even a very authoritative person but if it's to save her and myself the throes of gen-Z degeneracy, than I'm doing it for the best.>"Daddy, another one, please! J-Just one more!">See, now this is what I was worried about..what motivation do you have to behave if I just spoil you with more hugs and kisses?
>9___________
>>39971711That tomboy lolidash need a better design to be honest.
Bump
>>39975070Tagger Sweetieis gonna get jumped looking that cute no but seriously, she can't keep topping other taggers.
Scoots knows you’ve been perving on her. She’s gonna have her big sis beat you up.
>>39976244More like make you actually satisfy her instead of just looking.
>>39975070yes this expands dong.
>>39976244Clearly Scoots is jealous Anon hasn’t played “naked wrestling” with her and only with Apple Bloom and Sweetie.
>>39976516>..Wow, Anon's good..he's had her pinned for way longer than 3 seconds!
>>39976787>What's he doing with his...>Well think about it, Bro? What other weapon does he have? He needs his hands free. For... stuff.
>>39976887>Alright girls, this next bout will be a handicap match.>"Yall think we're ready, Anon? Ya think me & Sweetie could really take ya?">Well I'm giving you a big edge in this match...>SB: "What's that, Anon? Fighting blindfolded? With just one arm?">Naked, Sweetie. I'll be completely vulnerable.>SB: "Wow...."
>>39976787>Anon let go of her! She is shaking something is wrong with her!>Look she is peeing a lot she must be in pain, stop Anon!>Oh she stopped shaking and peeing, she is ok Anon? She won? It looked like she lost to me…>M-my turn? Ok….
how gentle do you think you'd have to be with scootaloo
>>39977825You'd have to NOT be gentle. If you're not drilling her hard she won't like it. Also it's amusing imaging with >>39976244 this image if Dashie and Scoots team up on you angrily, and you're first assumption is they're mad thinking you were perving on Scoots when you weren't. Yet the problem is actually that you weren't perving on Scoots when she wants you to.>Also if Dashie were a tiny loli like girl herself despite being older, and wanted some too
>>39977825Scoots likes it the roughest out of the 3, hair pulling, spanking, jackhammering. manhandling, she wants to be treated like your play thing, but she only lets you do that to her because she trusts and loves you, and she heard Rainbow Dash also likes it rough.
>>39977825Her aunts always tell her how "awful" are the males and how they would not be gentle with her, that totally awoken something in her.
>>39976244>Implying I don't have proof Rainbow Dash has been perving on Scootaloo too>>39977825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zliY-MrI0mYTreat her like a queen, and you'll have a human filly wife for life.
https://ponybooru.org/images/8406>"Hey. Off the bed." Anon said snapping his fingers>Zippoorwhill complied smiling>"See? That's how you have to be with Ripley or he won't listen. You have to come off stern sometimes.">'B-But daddy...if I'm mean to him..'>"Was I being mean to you right now?">'Noo..'>"Because I wouldn't give my good girl a collar with her name on it if I were mean, would I?">She giggles 'Noo~'
>>39975070>their faces when all their workout and dancing videos get removed from social media sites.It's hard being a loli these days.
>>39978197imagine what it's going to do to their little minds being told everyone wants to fuck them, nobody can control their urges because whatever you feel is your identity, and so they have to stay hidden away and fear everyone even looking at them doing normal things, because someone might be aroused and that's going to make them come hurt you
>>39978207>imagine telling themWhy would you do that. That'd just make them curious about 'everyone else'.Didn't we just establish this had to be done very carefully.>>39978415The de-ageing spell was a success, Dr. Twi? Superb. Do the oppai one now.
>>39978415>lanky loli Supremely delicious
>>39979329>By the power of apples!
>>39979541>You will breed me!
>>39978579>Why would you do that.are you.. not aware this is the current message the kids are being hit with like a firehose
>>39978415>someone saved thishnng. I should have lifted her eyes and nose up a little higher I think...>>39979329ohh she's little! Bloomy in sweaters is very underrated.
New basement wives. What do ya think?
>>39980340Never liked how look these noses
>>39937399I only recognize shampoo and momoko. who the hell is everyone else?
>>39980340>>39980346yeah there's something very off here. noses seem too... high? at least, too high for their pronounced shape. the nostrils don't go all the way to the tip, which reminds me of Xenoblade, no idea why either of them did that. nostrils have to go to the tip. and then the mouths seem too low. Imagine the space for a moustache, if it's taller than it is wide, you dun fucked up. moustaches are wider than they are tall, yknow?everything else about this is excellent.
>>39980353that's cosplay? oh hey, that IS Momoko's outfit..yknow when I think about Shampoo I remember her nekkid, so the costume rings no bells here.
>>39980340mhmm
>>39979541Does she correct villains after defeating them?
>>39980870>ywn play the villain every night>swn inevitably defeat you, and make sure you learn your lesson by riding you until you’re completely drained>ywn cuddle her all throughout the night afterward, making sure you wake up first so you can plant a kiss on her adorable, sleepy face when she looks up at you
>>39980870After she defeats her enemies she corrects them by finding good husbands who will love and nurture them.
>>39978207>"But Anon if we don't make videos to show fat old pervs how to exercise then how will they lose enough weight to leave their mom's basement?">"And if we don't show them how to dance and have fun how will they attract girls like us?"
>>39981038>loli exercise/stretching videosI volunteer to help.>>39980919>"It worked for me, I'm a former villainess that once dreamt of throttling the life out of my enemies, but since my defeat and subsequent reform, the only thing I wanna throttle is my husbands dick!"
>Oh my! Anonymous, get the specimen jar! I've just spotted the mo->..Darn it, Anon, get me a jar without your..s-stuff in it.>"Hey you get more flies with honey, right? Er ladybugs.."
>>39981038>There is a better faster way for those type of guys to lose weight, and they really like these videos.>Want to try some of these “workouts”?
>>39981038this is why we love the CMC
>>39982068Lewd girls helping men like us <3
>>39982375good girls..
MINI WIFE NOW PLS
>>39982780Such good kind lewd girls, I wonder if they would be willing to give a more hands on approach and demonstrate in person.
>>39981192Silence Golly, I bet you traumatized the poor guy, and you are threatening him to call the FBI on him any minute.
This loli always appear in your dreams and you never know why.
>>39983063Little girls can’t get married
>>39984619Thats not good, I have some pretty lewd dreams.
>>39983808Like.. elbows.
>>39984951
>>39985564By the quantity of stuff he is releasing I just hope that means his cunny fanbox is being successful or that he is releasing all his desire to draw MLP cunny he was containing for years.
>>39986099I wish he didn't do EqG style and went for regular humanized, but at least it works with his particular artstyle so it's not much of a downgrade.
>>39986132i mean this is hardly eqg style
>>39986166Maybe he is mostly talking about the clothes, to be honest we barely got some kind of "fandom official" clothes/body design/height for the humanizations of the MLP characters, that kinda give the charm and the liberty for the artist to take some freedom with it but EQG kinda killed that by giving official design and killing any possibility to the artist to make some kind of effort to have their own design for the humanization now that they have official content.
>>39986203huh, I guess it's so rare that I see them in clothes and care at all, the clothes are usually so dumb and lame
>>39985564Gggrrrrrr smug little girl…. Seduce an adult already!
>>39986232>tfw not being seduced by Siren lolis>Then being like, "Officer, I swear I'm not into little girls! It was their enchanted singing and powers of seduction that made me plow them like there's no tomorrow and it's the only thing I live for! I swear!"
>>39986099By the quantity of stuff he is releasing I just hope that means people start actually uploading his paywall shit to the boorus already.
>>39986319I just hope everything leaks on Kemono at least.
>>39986310Fell for their trap. Now you have to take responsibility and marry them.
>>39986310>>39986424plotwist: this is a double trap, that siren is actually 20 years old.
>>39986432>When the Loli turns out to be a legal loli>If he loses interest now it'll only get him in more hot waterAlso an idea I think is amusing.>Anon comes to believe a loli has supernatural powers of seduction>His lust for her becomes uncontrollable and he fucks her brains out>Only after does Anon learn she didn't have supernatural powers of seduction, and his little girl lust for her was all on him
>>39986511why would you lose interest.. you know how attraction works, right? it doesn't only ignore numbers when it gets you IN trouble, it ignores them all the time.
>>39986570It was more of a joke scenario.>Anon claims to be not into little girls>Is disappointed to learn the cute and funny he had sex with isn't underage
>>39986578heh yeah it's an okay joke.
>"Isn't it sad? Daddy can take us to his private island and play with us all he wants, but your Anon can't even have a simple picture without getting thrown in jail! Guess that's just what happens when you're born a commoner! NOBLEWOMAN'S LAUGH"
>>39986347Don't count on thathttps://kemono.party/patreon/user/1008060/post/75994800
>>39986712The cunny art is in fanbox, so can happen.
Prompt time>Anon is at the beach when he hears exquisite singing>Heads to the source and sees what looks like a mermaid>The bright sun being in his eyes obscures his vision as he approaches>Takes out his dick and the mermaid is eager to suck it>After blowing his load in her mouth he learns she wasn't a real mermaid>Just a little girl in a mermaid outfit playing at the beach till you got her addicted to sucking your dick>Sweetie Belle to be precise
>>39986675>Daddy can take us to his private island and play with us all he wantsMeh, shut up DT. We know Epstein was the true owner of that island before your daddy "bought it".Do me a favor, and when you get plowed there, smile at the cameras. The glowies will appreciate it.
you guys spend a massively uncomfortable amount of time focusing on the forbidden/criminal aspects of things instead of the wholesome used-to-be-normal bits. I know joking is fun and it's on our minds more and more, but isn't that a reason to escape from it a bit? and you do it SO much. You didn't like, only get into it once it became forbidden did you?
>>39986971
>>39986994yes that's exactly how I feel, but I was trying to be more polite about it.
>>39986971>only get into it once it became forbidden did you?Dude, this is 4chan. If it pisses somebody off, we will stick to it.
>>39986714AND IT HAPPENED! YES!https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/6943885Also, bookmark kemono (dot) su. Looks like the party domain will be gone soon. I bet is just the classic moralists filling complains.
>>39986971>you guysWe're not all the same person, I personally like the 'sudden shift in social norms allows girls & men to date' angle; that's wholesome.
>[..Why does Anon never have to make HIS bed..or clean up HIS room.]>[Big brothers are dumb..]>"Hey. Thousand yard stare. We going down for breakfast or you just going to keep staring a hole in the floor?">Anonymous, carry me downstairs. Please.
Lickable.
>>39987532>If your little sister wanted to marry you, and often referred to you as her fiancé
>>39987078
>>39986971It's just fiction, Anon. No need to take it so seriously.
>>39988220it just makes me sad is all. It has a weird /pol/ feel to it like "lol yep we sure are (things the right is falsely accused of being), this is funny and we're such rebels. I in no way want a black guy to come and start kissing on me haha that'd be so weird right?"I don't get how anyone can be comfortable joking bout being thrown in jail or being blackmailed.
>>39988373it's called a fetish, dude. you're reading too far into it. i'm not very comfortable with the "oh criminal illegal" fetish postings i prefer more wholesome stuff, but i know it's just what some people like
>>39988432yeah I guess it's just fetish gonna fetish.
>>39988220>the edit(s) of that pic
What if the lolis want to do illegal things to you?
>>39988702That's the best scenario.>Especially if they don't threaten to turn you in>Just wanting to have some fun while not wanting to get caught as much as you
>>39988702Not really a lolidom fan.
Silver Spoon prompt>Anon is Silver's favorite butler she has a crush on>He gets fired or laid off>Silver Spoon finds out where he lives and goes to him>Wants to do illegal lewd things with him>While also not wanting to get caught herself because she'd get in trouble with her parents for being around him at allAlso a more general idea with the concept of lolis who also don't want to get caught.>Anon living sketchily in a bad area>Lolis find him while exploring the area despite being told not to go there>They decide to 'play' with him>Anon has obvious reasons to keep the 'playing' secret, but the lolis also don't want anyone to know they were there
>>39989228>sketchy/bad areaThe Tagger Sweetie here >>39975070Could run into Graffiti Anon who lets her know she's tagging on his turf
>>39989435All three of them look like trouble makers here.>Anon squatting in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town>His peace and quiet interrupted by three lolis>Sweetie tagging over his graffiti, Scoots being loud on her scooter, and Bloomy trying to look tough strutting around like she owns the place>Squatter Anon descends on them and corrects them>He worries he's going to far and could get in trouble, but they teased and goaded him to screw them>They leave exhausted but satisfied>Definitely not about to tell their folks what happened or where they were>The next day they return with a smug and expecting look>Also no panties
>>39989853I would enjoy giving them citrus fruits to fight scurvy.
>>39989853My orders are all hands on dick, er deck.
good morning breh sirs
>>39987078>Bloomy setI love her expressions there>Bloomy is naked in front of you, ready to what is about to happen>You want to go slowly, but right now she's too horny to think straight and wants it right now>You grab her legs>The tip of your cock gets more wet with the juices flowing from her virgin pussy>Your cock is slowly making his way into her>And then...>*snap*>Small tears come out of her beautiful green eyes, and a thin line of blood is coming out of her now virginless cunny>It hurts>In her mind, she wants you to pull it out, she doesn't want to feel this pain anymore>However, she's holding on>She doesn't want to ruin this beautiful moment>She tries to hide the pain but her face can't lie, and you notice it>You're holding her frail body, telling how much of a strong girl she is while her tight cunny gets used to your cock>She looks into your eyes and tells you that it doesn't matter, because she's happy that her virginity was taken by the man she loves so much>You both kiss, while the pain is slowly fading away
>>39987078Yup, that alone make me to subscribe, uohtapo deserve it.
>>39990465that is the dream
>>39990465Niiiiice I love stuff like this! Can never get enough.
>>39991478i love kettle corn so muchwho the hell gave her a bucket of house paint XD
https://twibooru.org/2249874
>>39991861The unique time both aren't fighting for some silly things.
>>39991945i've never seen these OCs before, they usually fight?
>>39992043They're from Season 7
>>39992118huh, zero bells rung. i did watch it.
>>39992242It's alright It was a terrible episode anyway
>>39992395wait wait is this that episode where twilight has fucking fans wearing creepy masks and shit
>>39992448rude
>>39992448No, it was that one where she publish that Friendship Journal and everybody in Ponyville become retarded bullies
>>39992466oh it was cadence instead. right. because she's a celebrity.>>39992484huh. nope no memory. well it sounds bad so i guess that's good.
>>39991945It's the best method to calm down two lolis figting
It’s June, which means all the creeps will try to groom the rainbow loli. You must assert dominance by letting everyone know she’s YOUR girl
>>39992768jeez don't they recognize all of my cum pouring down her legs?... not from that! She's not ready yet. But yknow, it's nice being squeezed between her thighs.
>>39992768What better way to show people a girl is yours by giving her a big fat wet sloppy kiss in public.
>>39992974where is the best place to kiss her in that situation? my gut says armpit
>>39992768But the creeps are the ones accusing US of 'grooming,' anon. Only they use that word in the negative.
>>39992768>Hey. 'Officer'.>She's not my little sister, she's my girlfriend.
>>39993319
>>39993010The neck. Trust me.
>>39995000This girl is so beautiful. I love her so much, guys.
>>39993010Her butt.
>>39995183Hi me.
You would actually accept her feelings, right? or you will chicken out like Sunburts?
>>39995809That depends. What feelings?Because if her feelings include stuff like "I had a dream you were mean to me and I need you to apologize" then no, those feelings are unacceptable.
>>39995819Maybe you need to stop bullying loli glimmy in her dreams
>>39995835you know full dang well your dreams' tone is based on your recent mood, and the content is filled out with whomever you've been around or been thinking about. there's no correlation! cookie monster didn't DO anything to give me that horrible nightmare about him, he was just a guy I knew, and the nightmare was feelings I had.
>>39995809Accept and breed her raw right then and there to show I am committed to her.
>>39995935Same but with Wind Sprint
>>39995809Glimmy is for love and protection
I finally got around to make some simple editshttps://files.catbox.moe/jyn3au.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ibm6hv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/nv0wbd.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/o92ksq.png
>>39996640doin good work
>>39996640I really love the third one.
>>39996640
>>39988373>I in no way want a black guy to come and start kissing on me haha that'd be so weird right?legit /pol/ lore
>>39997718wtf it IS just like my cambodian flipbooks?!
>>39996640Uuuoooohhhh this is great!!!
>>39996425>https://files.catbox.moe/o92ksq.png
>>39998423>Don't hug so hard, Spoon! You're choking me! And not in the fun way!
https://twibooru.org/galleries/374
>>39998669>dykeshitterrible, like everything else you link
>>39998672I'm gonna jack off to this just to spite you now.
>>39998672What do you have against purest form of love, anon?
>>39998669I love how he has to put a disclaimer in the cover to make sure everyone knows they are underage
>>39998669Need more loli Vignette
>>39999043>Loli Vignette posts a video of her singing online>While on her big brother's dick
>>39999042I just love that it’s basically the reverse of these sorts of disclaimers. Not only are they underage, they’re younger than they look. We’re basically in Nanoha territory with regards to age vs physical appearance.
>>39999163it fucking baffles me when people put non-legally-required warnings on "adult" material (or label it adult). I mean none of these creators personally believe in that, right? and they aren't being forced to, so why bother when all this does is solidify their position and make you sound like you're trying to commit crimes?
>>39998669>>39999042Absolutely based
>>39999423Well, yeah.Gangsta rap was cool until Tupac and BIG got shot.Rap lost two young talents too soon.Speaking of rap, you guys think Babs likes west or east coast rap? I know she is a new yorker, but she could like other tunes.
>>39999448Babs very loudly denounces West Coast rap and claims that the East invented the whole thing, but secretly she doesn't care and doesn't listen to any of it. Her secret passion is showtunes, which she performs in front of the mirror when she thinks no one is watching. If you tell anyone about this, she'll never forgive you.
>>39999448>it's okay to DO crimes, but it's not cool when it happens to you
>>39999606Well, yeah.When it happens to you, you either end alone, hurt, inside prison/jail, or dead.
>>39999163I think it was because Rarity, Applejack and Vignette are not exactly kids in the showGreat comic btw
>>39998672Watching porn where there is a man is gay as fuck
I need the proper human filly replacement for these ones
>>40000291Miria = ScootalooMomoka = Sweetie BelleArisu = ApplebloomRisa = Diamond TiaraChie = Silver SpoonHaru = Babs Seed
>>40000220I thought maybe it was a gag on 'they're drawings. I did them a few days ago, they're days old.'hmm what was >>40000000>>40000335switch silver and bloomy and that makes sense.
>>40000291I want to correct them all!
>>40000291Anime?
>>40000291The last one response literally scream 100% tomboy. Totally loli dash or scootaloo
>>40000399 The IDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: U149
>>40000371Yeah, I agree with the swap.
>>40000615man those types of shows always seem so boring to me but they have cute girls..
https://twibooru.org/2757427>"I didn't say we had to stop entirely, girls.">'Then how come we gotta get out of the pool?'>"Diamond, we're basically swimming around in..ourselves, right now. Let me shock the pool so it's more water than cum, THEN we can start again, ok?"
>>39937416My favorite maid games are 'hide the salami' and 'feather duster tickle fight'
>>39998669That is amazing
Boop
>pestil fanbox got suspendedWelp, I guess someone reported him for not censoring the cunny like the japanese laws dictate.
>>40001686>swimming in girl juicei have erotic stories about just that...>>40002778god someone needs to go over there and teach them civil disobedience. or at least not to narc.
>>40002932He was just lazy. He offered the uncensored cunny so easy while all the other japanese artist at least manage to always give the uncensored version in the PSD files.
>>40002948>He offered the uncensored cunnyThat doesn't sound lazy, it sounds based. Fuck japanese sexual laws.Hey jap! I can still see the shape! I can still see it go in, I can even see the woman's innards! Fuck your black bars!
>>40002948oh is that where they're hiding it. i have heard linking to offsite stuff was used.>>40003044remember that the real guy you're angry with is douglas macarthur, passing laws restricting freedoms that even americans in the 40s would not have tolerated. He knew full well these are highly obedient and conformist people (that's why we had to nuke them instead of fighting normally) and he still laid that nonsense on themthe only positive is that one of those rules ("can't show pubic hair") ended up promoting lolicon goodness. and that is a mixed bag at best because young girls should be proud of their new fluff.
>>40002778good. fuck him for turning his back on pony
>>40003132Linking offsite was what Pestil was doing. His posts would include a Dropbox link and nothing else.
>>40003192>turning his back on ponyHe drew Wind Sprint and Diamond Tiara last week retard
>>40003221well that's not against jappyknees law, so if they're narcing, they're doing it 100% at their own expense.
>>40003285>complaining about him drawing lolis>in the loli threadYou’re not very smart are you?
>>40001928You just know she gave Anon pelvis shattering richter scale charting sex when he accepted those flowers.
>>40003343this is dern cute.>40003353lol so dramatic. imagine being this upset about ponage that you actually feel BETRAYED someone stopped drawing hooves.>Betrayalllll, betrayal, yeah!
Dropping one UOH for my boy Pestil. I hope he posts his stuff in an alt booru, or gets more exposure somewhere else.
>>40003682cant believe nobody's built alternative sites to these garbage places.
>>40003861I've heard it's troublesome finding servers who'll host that content.
>>40003876anyone who wants to make any website that's not hosted in a lawless country is kind of an idiot right now. they're not going to stop curtailing.
>>40004333Look good until you see these fingers...
>be anon >babysit for rarity and applejack because they wanted to go camping>get used to SB and AB being weird like asking you to wash their bodies >or watching movies on the couch and they're busy sitting on your lap instead of watching >one day you decided to sleep early and you eventually felt something under the blanket and both of them were sniffing your crotch>they eventually heard some giggling before they removed your boxers >you tried to stop your boner from forming but it was too late >you could feel two tongues trying to wrestle with your dong>you grunt as you splatter their faces>"Hey Anon, can you just wake up? We know you're awake it's so hot trying to give you a blowjob under the blanket"
>>40003192I hate people like you>HUUURRR HE DRAWS SOMETHING THAT ISN'T PONY? FUCKING TRAITOR!!!Shut up, this isn't a fucking cult
>>40004333golly loli acute
>>40004566they're technically well drawn, the hand is just tilted strangely toward her and the thumb is being held artificially forward (but anatomically possible)>>40004632I want to wash the tomboys>>40004640anon we are all on your side here, and that is cultesque anger. that shit was 7 hours ago.
>>40004705They're not technically well-drawn plus the whole image looks like it's had some kind of filter/upscaler clumsily applied to it. It's the kind of drawing someone would use in a meme about AI not being able to draw hands, but people not being able to, either
>>40004640Shutup nigger
>>40004632That's the dream.>Left with babysitting lolis>They want the DIn fact, the more you're left to look after the better.>Even better if the people leaving the lolis with you know they want your D, but still do it anyway
>>40004870well yeah, they're not gonna let them grab some D off the street.
>>40002778His drawnings looks like AI generated.I'm sure is because Fanbox thinks he is using AI, which is now banned there
>>40003192pestil hasn't turned his back on ponies, but shino has. fuck him
>>40005724What are you smoking? Shino literally finished a FOE comic and is currently working on one involving Minuette.
I don't give a fuck who draws what, dude.If you draw cute humanized fillies, I'm cool.Wonder what legoman's mlp lolis would look like
>So it's settled? Your two daughters will marry our only son?>Very well, let this blessed union->"FATHER, THEY'RE 11.">Hush, Anonymous, and carry your wives over the threshhold already.
>>40006081I always believed that Luna was a year or two younger than Celestia. I guess she's just naturally smol
>>40006336>I didn't trade that family two mules and a chicken for this backtalk, young man.>Now...go to thy room and consummate with thy wives.
