Gen 5 (My Little Pony: A New Generation) Make Your Mark series has begun on Netflix, and there's still the movie as well!Tell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/nmbj6jdwg2faw4r/MLP_Manga_Vol2.rar/fileGet a physical copyhttps://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-2/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 3Download link https://mega.nz/#!7Y43RCoS!WujvDfG-20FsDUXsMAIPpZE8qp3FECTL58wETuMIozYGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-3/Keeping clean to see the flowers means some showers in May, too. Or something like that, some ponies aren't too sure on the idioms. Still, it continues to be the season for rainfall as the pegasi generally need to wrap the bulk of it up by summer. The last time the beaches were rained out there were some really grumpy complaints and who wants that kind of stress again? At least there's nothing like that in the postal service.>>39873744Previous thread.
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>39936149They hated him because he told the truth. Not a very good OP honestly.
Doug doug gimme dat fug
too badwe increased the derp
saw one of my drawings posted last thread, made my day
>>39936391booping hard or hardly booping?
>>39936396whatever it takes to see those happy mares
>>39936404Where is this from? I swear I’ve seen it before
>>39936440i drew it up in some anon-ghosts-mares thread a while ago, and probably posted it again in another random thread
I'm drawing something!
Sexy fillies in your area.
Hungry colts in your kitchen
>>39936675But I don't have any pizza rolls.
>>39936637Is it powerful?
colt is never going to financially recover from this
posting my wife and no one can stop meeeeee!
>>39938147why would we want to
>Today is Brown Bag It Thursday
>>39938186Whats in the bag
Do you like the new pony? She's cute :)
>>39938552I don't like the wings on the G5 ponies, but she looks alright.
Can you explain this? >>39932025
>>39939360That's just dougsharts flaunting their 'nyah nyah look at me' status.Nothing new.
>>39939365>dougfags are lgbtqp+Now I realize why pride is a deathly sin.
>>39939365they also posted it several hours after everyone who would have reported them left
>>39939390>reporting themNothing happens anyway. They have someone present to take care of the whole 'rules' thing.
>>39939397The ones who're charged to take care delete, warn, and ban everybody but the FiM hater.
>>39939419I wonder how it got that way.
>>39939461Remember when we got banned for telling anons to leave and return to a website widely despised and ridiculed for its antisocial penchant to be so absolutely wrong the universe retroactively changes the timeline to prove them wronger than wrong in hindsight? It's filtered by a so called spam filter now. Nowadays when you say something bad about said website your posts get deleted.
>>39939516That's why I'm in favor of nuking the board. It'd be better just to not have it anymore instead of chancing a ban for posting something that would've stood years ago but now offends some bluehaired snowflake even though it's not rulebreaking.
>>39939524Despair if you may but the other boards are worse.
>>39939531Nah, you can still have fun on other boards, other mods don't hate them as much as they hate this one.
>>39939539>watching whole threads devolve into childish slur spam>fun
>>39939596That description sounds like this board still, I thought we were talking about other boards.You seem cool, dude, i'm being serial.
>>39939539I have stopped boardsurfing a long time ago.
>>39939596There's a difference between calling anons faggots and passive-aggressive snides that comes from a nigh lethal overdose of Asian beans.
>>39939623You just stay here then? Anonymous B. Poster, what in the everloving heck, my guy?
>>39939634Have you seen the other boards? Shadows and dead fags lurking.
>>39939637Well I'm not gonna ask which boards but I stick to my post about it being entirely possible to have fun elsewhere.
>>39939650No. I'm sorry to tell you.
>>39939666Sounds sort of like misery loves company. You keep on keepin on though, pard', hope you have some fun sooner than later.
I like ponies
>>39941029damn is that where all the rupees went?
>Today is National Pizza Party Day
>>39941196Pizza time again?
>>39941791>'Remembering our benevolent Griffon ancestors during this week of tolerance'?>Anymore schlock like this in the Bugle and you're going in the oven with those pies, Parker.
>>39941862Hey neat usually there's a really long line for this ride.
>>39941196My little pizza general
my waif :D
whats booped is booped it feels so sad
>>39941928where do the pinkie-toads come from
>>39941951Why is she yellow?
>>39942196Because it's the color of cheerfulness and pleasant things. Fluttershy is both of those.
>>39942158they're carried in by the pigeon-toads.
>>39942196my best Borat impression: m- my waif :P
Jamie, pull up that video of a colt beating up a gorilla
I'm glad we all agreed stallions are ugly
>>39942873That is a colt
>>39943280No, this is a colt.
How are you doing, anon?
could be better, it's already too hot for this time of yearmeans the ponies don't wanna snuggle as much
Would you snuggle a sweaty pony
>>39943471Happy it's Frineigh
>>39943805I'LL SHOW YOU WHO KISSES MARES
>>39942829Yea but they have chonky butts
>Today is Be a Millionaire DayHow?
>>39944511inherit money your parents were smart enough to invest 40 years agoI'd rather still have my dad, to be honest.
>>39944514I like doing way more than that to fillies.
>>39944527hugging fillies? smooching fillies?
>>39944533That and being kissed
Filly hopes you have a lovely weekend
>>39944768And when it's over, she wants you to say "Mmm, what a lovely tea party."
>>39944768How do I do that?
>>39944929Think about your favorite pony
>>39945036I did and wished he and his friends were my friends.
>>39945529Colt's circle of friends has fillies.
my thread. deleted. just like that.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39945669
>>39945844Me when I saw that it was gone. janny said no waifu discussion apparently. explains why I haven't seen a waifu thread in a while.
why aren't you playing video games with your colt right now?
>>39945906I am watching a cheesy movie with my colt
>>39945906I got mad he kept winn- cheating.
>>39945906Because colt SUCKS
>>39945906I don't have one
>>39946013Then go get one from the colt store.
Shop smart.Shop COLT Mart.
>>39945834That's not a waifu thread. That's a disguised blog post thread
Is this a colt or a ponelet?
>>39946317Ponelet. Colts are cuter.
>>39946317That's Mr. Furious from Mystery Men
>>39946320>Colts are cuterEven snips?
I just don't get the appeal of colts when filles exist
>>39946418Gay general, remember
I like both. Fight me.
>>39946044not my problem janny
>>39946467Hey was that dumb confession thread yours too?It also went kaput.
>>39946495no but i was just about to post in there and saw it disappear lol. im not too into making threads, I just bump the ones i like.
>>39946631Based train colt poster.
Bat colts are cringe
>>39946634There is no scandal.
>>39946650nothing is as cringe as your opinion Anon
colt and bat colt
>Today is World Baking Day
>>39947129wanna bake with her
fucking marker pony
>>39947129That's everyday for some ponies, though.
>>39947151I want to kiss Marker
>>39947167Why is this mare so pretty?
>>39947335Every time I see her it's always optimistic.Like; "Hey. Here comes that pony. Fan-tastic."
>>39947339I used to boop ponies.
>>39947751>I still do. But I used to, too.
pony is hungry for gummy worms and isn't sure why
>>39948937again, you're linking posts made hours after other posters have left the thread and right before it archives.Either report it when you see it or just stew in a corner or something. Or talk to a mod.
>>39948972>janitors delete posts except the ones breaking blue board rules>talk to a mod
>>39949289mods do "outrank" janitors, yes.
>>39948972Reporting archived posts doesn't do anything though. No bans can be applied at that point.
>>39949400that's why I said "when you see it"if he's intentionally diving into already-archived threads just to look for porn that's his own problem and I don't know why he'd bring that here.
>>39949419I think he's reported them already and as a last resort shows us how much the mod hatsus.
Shh, Rainbow Dash needs her nap.
>Today is National Buy a Musical Instrument DayNo, mayonnaise and horseradish are not instruments.
>>39950063Is a vacuum cleaner a musical instrument?
Shh, Rainbow Dash needs her 2nd nap.
I can't fucking believe itI just fucking saw a zebra steal Scootaloo's scooter.What the fuck is wrong with this village
Where are all the goth ponies?
>Today is World Turtle Day
>>39952378Is the World Turtle the one the planet's on top of?
Is the board noticeably slower since last month for anyone else?
>>399534694chan's dying Cloud
>>39953759the end is NEIGH
I've already disbanded my fillies
>>39953830Finish your story before we die
>>39953964>ERROR: Filly is not assigned to a group.
>>39954032This, I promise I’m gonna do something really cool it with(and yeah it’s the only fic I’ve bothered to read here since the start)
>>39953997Don't pee on your tail
the rise and fall of stallion
>>39954474does that feel good
>Today is International Tiara Day
>>39954877finally a day for best filly
>>39954474Celestia is a cat?
>>39954994Celestia is thousands of years old, she's picked up a few weird fetishes over the years.
boop it awayboop it awayboop it away now
>>39955880I wonder what kinds of things he's seen.
>>39955886Things you ponies wouldn't believe.
Your waifu's tight breedable futacock
>>39956169no such thingmares don't have penises.
>>39956288That's exactly what the last Anon said before being digested in Luna's balls
>>39956169>knocking up a mare through her dickI like it.
Did you walk your filly today?
>>39956565She always gets walkies.
>>39956367I was thinking more along the lines of shooting your human seed into her balls, sending them into overdrive and churning up gallons of cream in seconds
>>39956599That works too.
>>39956265Kill it >>39956285Die die die
>>39956973Are they really worse than these, Anon?
>>39956983Nice try to set up two pieces of shit in a no-win contest against itself
>>39956983Pony Life is unironically better than G5.
What's the average battery life of a filly? I wanna know if I need to replace mine.
Vanilla lemon drops!
>Today is Towel DayDon't forget to bring a towel.
>>39957704it's a living
have a cute appul
>>39958158I've seen porn of those fillies.
>>39958165was it good?
>several obvious rage bait threads plastered on the board>jannies do nothing>I call someone underage and tell someone to kill themselves>three day ban for trolling
>>39958301you have to remember they only care about what people report (unless they're the ones posting the bait)
>>39958067thanks i love appul
>>39957704You do know where your towel is, don't you?
>>39959375I love when Rarity wears giant hats
>>39959396would you wear rarity like a giant hat
>>39959936That's how you get anal vored
>>39958301>one less phoneposterWtf the jannies are based?
>Today is National Heat Awareness DayShe should have called.
She's the angriest nerd you ever heard
>>39960631I'd yell at video games with Moondancer.
>>39960971-SHE'D RATHER HAAAAAAAVEA BUGGABEARTAKE A DIARREAH DUMP IN HER EAR
>>39961042Your country shouldn't be allowed internet access.
>>39960978I'd let Moondancer take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
>>39961317...Wait a sec, if that's Lyro..whose this?
>>39961317>>39961334Who's this handsome gentlecolt?
>>39961348>Please stop encouraging them.
>>39936117Rubber duck, you're the one.
>>39961557I want to touch this
Do you have a moment to talk about our good lord Princess Celestia?
>>39961641I don't believe in Celestia
>>39961680You Starlight's Witnesses sicken me.
>>39961680say that again. i dare you
I believe in colt
happy friday night ladswhat's the weekend plans
>>39961965lmao this is amazingmy friday night plans are to go home late and take a hot bath
>>39961965pray to god it doesn't rain too bad on sunday so I can get some grilling done for memorial daygood to see you again though, shout
>>39961965Shout, draw more miltank. It's the only pokemon I think is hot.
>>39962242>pokemon>not poniesI think your on the wrong board, anon.
>>39962242that's shout? thought someone was just reposting art
>>39962363it's new, yeah.I think he just popped in to drop a load and then go back to happily married life.
>>39962242For me, it's the water snek
>>39962390Why aren't you married yet, MLPG
>>39962561do you want the long or the short list
>>39962561I am a very unsavory creature.
Using your keen eye, you discover that Filly is actually a pipe bomb!
>>39962727Oh great, the Unipony is on the loose
>>39962727Roll to defuse
>>39962363I thought it was the same friday ritualposter
>>39961965what the fuck shout are you back
>>39962726oh wow the gang's all here today huhI should come back more often
I love my wife.
>>39960255It doesn’t matter that device you chose to project demons into your mind they’re still the same faggot
>Today is National Gray DayPost gray ponies.
>>39963291I love your wife's friend who is my wife.
So do you help your filly wives with their homework or ground them when they act out ? Is being a husband to a filly pretty much like being their dad?
>>39963545It would feel awkward if a filly called me daddy...
>>39963545She is a forever filly, she doesn't have homework.
>>39963748Forever fillies don't exist
>>39963825f o r e v e rf i l l y
>>39964468can I have an apple
filly has released the w'rkncacnter
>>39965956what's the drink?
>Today is International Hamburger Dayborgar
HOLY SHIT!Marker Pony's been killed!And all the other MLPGers have been captured!
I craefv tdeatht
>>39966853have another hamburger
>>39966712What would happen if you fed this to a real horse
>>39967691It would be extremely painful , I don't think they can have tomatoes.
did you enjoy your sunday
I went outit was ok but I kinda felt really hollow inside afterwardsright now I don't really feel much but I think I enjoyed it
>Today is Paper Clip Day
>>39968682sounds like the kind of operation twilight would be involved in
Why do I still come here?
>>39969752To link the flame.
>>39969752force of habitthe fact it's just another tab open in the sea of tabs openvery easy to just open the tab and let it run in the background all day
I need a new boop dealer
>>39970269What happened to the old one?
>>39970417Her shit's just not strong enoughI need that good boop, that raw hard boop, that 2012 boop that /mlp/ just can't provide
Now that you've been wandering in the swamp for seven hours, you begin to suspect that the pony guiding you was bluffing about knowing her way around.
>>39965243I simply shift to a timeline where filly hasn't, it's that easy
Are there transgender ponies in Equestria
>>39971039nopeand cross-dressing is reserved for Mrs. Doubtfire-tier gags.
>>39971039only princess celestia, rarity, and big mac of the main cast
>>39970930Oh shut up, she's trying her best. What are you, in a hurry or something?
What episodes should I rewatch tonight?
>>39971061>rarityexcuse me. i've had sex with her plenty of times and never once did i see a penis
>>39971123S4E12, S2E07, S5E08, and S3E15
>>39971123It's About Time
>>39971172didn't know you could do that, cool.
>>39971215stop eating all my ram you
>>39971675What a slut
>>39970930You should have wandered the desert with that nameless horse instead
>>39971810If the ponice can't catch youYou must be on The Dust.
You promised me you'd let me know if one of you ever got to Equestria, so imagine my freaking surprise when I see THIS, small horse lieutenant.
>Today is Water a Flower Day
>>39971878I... am not doing that
>>39972040AND LET IT FUCKING DIE?
>>39971878I'm gonna water her flower.
>I think more ponies have seen me at the store than on tv.
>>39973186*Reaches for a lime*
>>39975034is that like what marker does while snorkeling?
>>39975074Yeah we were drowning.
>Today is World Parrot Day
>>39975280>No, I'M awesome, stop saying everything I say!>Stupid bird!
>>39975280Rainbow Dash definitely thought the bird would have Gilbert Godfried’s voice.
>>39975990Old seasons characterisation had soul.New seasons character """development""" stinks of Starlight's mind control.
I want to talk about ponies but I don't know what to talk about
>>39976266Based Starlight>>39976452Just talk about how much you want to eat Starlight's pussyAnd how much it makes you go WOW!!!
People with my opinion: So based, epic, redpilled, and chadPeople who disagree with me: Cringe, soi, every negative character trait I can think of, reddit, probably likes Rainbow Dash
>>39976510All starlight fans are just former twilight fans that gave up on their waifu
>>39976652what'd you just say
You can go to Equestria but Celestia is normal sized
>>39977250>normal sizedWhat even is a normal sized Celestia?
every celestia is personalized
What if Celestia was a filly
>>39978026If you see Celestia with a tub of ice cream, no you didn't.
>>39976800>MMM WATCHA SAAAY
>>39978026That princess metabolism is something else
>Today is World Milk Day
>>39978461they're very cute anime horsesdespite blehing at me
>>39978461cute marker but which one is the one on the right
>>39978494that's what I was thinking, but wanted to be sure.
>>39978502Why did they make it white?
>>39978461I love your Markers
>>39978582We’ll see about that, I don’t know if you’ll like it when I eventually post a full dialogue of them potentially going insane, becoming more emotionally unstable, being a psychopath serial killer putting a mask on secretly blowing everyone’s brains out around you and being a fucked up dickhead in general towards you/others. But you might like the inverse of that though if they act normal because the former will be things that can potentially happen, not all the time.
>>39979231Will Marker still boop when all of that happens?
>>39979231The show's been over for years now, Marker has already gone insane
I want to kiss Marker.
>>39980132>Close your eyes and lean in for a kiss>She boops you
>>39980272I'll boop her tongue with my tongue.
>>39980304I'll boop her cervix with my dick
I'll turn this damn car around and no one will boop anyone
Oh boy, the first day of summer.
>>39980538You're off by about three weeks.
>>39979972She just wasn't the same after Gloomy became bigger than the universe
>>39979374yeah>>39979972I dont think it would be fun having her constantly go insane every run.
I want to sit in a field or forest with fluttershy. Maybe live in one of those beautiful landscape paintings.
scent of a fluttershy
>Today is National Doughnut Day
>>39978461Oh hey, its her! Haven't seen her in awhile
>>39982016Careful, she's going to boop all your stallions.
When are the next episodes of the new my little pony series gonna air?
>>39980909I like this one especially
How do I enjoy G5?
>>39983740That depends on just how much you're willing to lower your standards.
>>39981186Did she have any jelly doughnuts?
>Today is National Egg DayFor this trying time.
>>39984287You have to eat all the eggs, pony
>>39946456Why doesn't she have any lines around her eyes, while every mare in the finale looked old as fuck with haggard age lines?
>>39985382>>39985958I love mares with short manes
>>39985828I'd rather have the episode with filly and colt getting married.
more outdoor pics!
>>39986247I like your pic choices they're cozy
>>39982016Well, I’m gonna eventually draw “emotive portraits” in the style of a vn or rpg maker or whatever with it being a mixture of helltaker/coffin of Andy and Leyley style because it’s easier then spending time trying to learn how to paint and do that instead.And yeah it’ll be for every character, so maybe if there was one you like you might find it cool, or not.
>Today is National Cheese Day
>>39987356whens it going to be a cool dayI refuse to believe some of these are considered actual days too
>>39987385That depends on your definition of cool. What about your birthday?
>>39987408That's a cute colt
>>39987408No, that day is not cool at all.
Rainbow DashRainbow DashRainbow DashRainbow Dash!
>>39987733Does she show up in a mirror and tell you that she’s awesome?
>>39987898Only if she isn't napping!
Good afternoon, other real ponies.
pony fluff 2x!