draw the cute mare on my goyslop
>goyslopGo do your homework, child.
>>39924889>even more reasons to love Kraft macaroni>love Kraft macaroni>Lovecraft macaroniAnon, it's a trap!
>>39924889
>>39924885Now do an unboxing.A macapony striptease if you will.
Here you go. 9000 hours in mspaint
>>39925518Imagine impregnating her in a bathtub of mac n cheese
How much mac n cheese can a pony eat in a single hour? Asking for personal reasons.
>>39925547at least 11
>>39925547Depends on the sizeIs it a foot long macaroni? 3 mm?
>>39925518yes, in front of the kraft macaroni & cheese dinner>>39925531her juices are cheese sauce.
>>39925518I do wonder what she tastes like
>>39924885>>37184984
>>39925168looks at all the little mares
>>39925518Holy cute
>>39924885ok
>>39926012ooo nice!here is my attempt
>>39926012>macaroni mare has giant macaroni noodles she uses as an onahole on you while sucking you off
>>39926033I want to try the mare cheese
>>39925547I'm sure she can eat quite a bit depending on the size of the feeding hose.
>>39924885here you go bud
Do you like Mother Russia's mare, anons?
>>39926178No! I'm so tired of all of this sex appeal in marketing!
>>39926041https://files.catbox.moe/9k2ul7.png
>>39926312The American Dream
>>39926178thats one horny mare
>>39926173>lost the game
>>39926173You evil scoundrel,
>>39926312A thick noodle for a thick noodle>tag: unusual onahole
>>39926173FUCK YOU MACARONI BITCH I WAS WINNING FOR SO LONG
>>39926178UNICORNcontains 100% HATYPAAbHbIE HrPEANEHTbI
>>39926416>100%HATTSYPABBLES PEANUTSWhat did Slavistan mean by this
cuties
>>39926178What's wrong with palm oil?
>>39926946This is a good thread
>>39926964Causes cancer or something. Also makes chocolate taste shitty.
>>39926964They deforest a lot to harvest it.
>>39925518>>39926012>>39926033>>39926173>>39926178>>39926312>>39926946keeping an eye on these mares
>>39924905t. more Jewish than me
>>39926946>one plays with your macaroni while the other plays with your fruity cereal
>>39924885Pay the fucking license Jesus Christ how expensive can it be? Kraft is fucking massive they own a solid chunk if everything sold at the supermarketThey can add stickers and coloring books or somethingCompanies didn't use to be this cheap when I was a kid, we got Shrek big fat ogre apples
>>39927090>Pay the fucking license Jesus Christ how expensive can it be?Just enough that the CEOs will only be able to afford 9 Ferraris that year instead of 10
>>39927090it wouldn't be as much fun otherwise
>>39927090>Pay the fucking licenseWhy?This way we got a macaroni cheese unicorn! That's a win in my book.
>>39927090making their own OC means theres more mares in the world
>>39926964It's cheap, low grade oil that makes people sick as it accumulates over time. The shit's not fit for human consumption and what's worse is that most commercial palm oil isn't even palm oil, which would be bad enough, but is significantly (or entirely) cut with even cheaper, lower grade filler oils.Most food you can buy in a grocery store is nothing but an imitation of food. A processed, artificially flavored and colored food product that is only able to advertise itself as food through the use of clever loopholes in laws which are frequently relaxed in exchange for exorbitant bribes. Anything that these companies offer you is nothing but pablum. Do you know what pablum is? Very cheap baby food. very cheap because it's made from sawdust. Zero nutritional value, it just keeps them from crying for a little while while there is something warm and sticky in their bellies.All of our food has become pablum. Just enough chemicals to taste good and just enough dust to have mass.
>>39927090>Pay the fucking license Jesus Christ how expensive can it be?I wonder why you're not in charge of your own multinational macaroni and cheese conglomerate...
>>39926946cute pic!
Im making this unicorn in TrannyLife
>>39924910this was an amazing and underrated post anon, I hope you have a nice week
>>39928329pics or didn't happen
>>39928331Thank you, positive anon, I wish the same for you.
ALWAYS
>>39928525I WANNA BE WITH YOU
>>39926367I am disappointed that this is not a real tag
>>39928351>>39928329
>>39928690I can't believe it, the absolute madman actually did id
>>39928690Okay now socially engineer some retard over on the open pony general to use it.
>>39928690YEAH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>39928755My maresister in christ where do you think im from?I know the meme is that we dont use the rest of the board but c'mon now.
>>39928759Oh hi, welcome to /mlp/, we're a 4chan community that likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Were rough around the edges, rough on the inside, rough on the outside, rough pretty much everywhere else, and just barely united by our love of ponies. Hope you enjoy your first visit!
>>39928765kek, enjoy this (You)
>>39928690Would put noodle into
>>39928690Put one of those pool noodles over your horn
Stop making food sexy
>>39928827all my ocs have food cutie marks kek
>>39928830post them
>>39928690>>39928926Goddamn she's thicc
>>39928812Just for you anon, still trying to make it look good.Reposted because Idk what mood the jannies are in and dont wanna catch a three day for that sliver of ponut in the last one.>>39928946She's thicc on the box too, empty carbs do not make for a thin mare.
>>39926178She's perfect
>>39928950lol nice
>>39924885Does she have a name? Cute unicorn.
>>39928950wtf do jannies even do all day? Like, what is the janny/moderator life like? No insults to them, just curious
>>39924910Would
>>39926199Kek. It's absolutely shameless at this point.
>>39926946NICE!! This is cute.
>>39929146marecaroni
>>39926946Hasbro, hire this artist to be art lead for G6.
>>39929159So she's Italian?
>>39927082STOP PLAYING WITH MY FOOD YOU FUCKING MARES
>>39928005Stop eating shitty food retard
>>39928690>>39928926>>39928950Stop making me want to try SL
>>39926178He is a boy, that's why I love him so much.
>>39929419Welp time to make another pone
>>39929393No fucking way, I don't believe you.
>>39928005legit. It ain't called junk food for nothin'.
>>39928527AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
>>39929542AND MACARONI MACARONI MACARONI AND CHEESE
>>39924885My contribution, I decided to go with the alicorn body type because its a bit more horsey than the normal mare body type and because I could use practice with other body types.>>39926946love how you did the mane so much I decided to use it too hope you don't mind
>>39929419CAXAPHOE nEyEHbE!BenAEYPN!HEXHBIN KAybHNyHBIN BKyC!
>>39929741I guess the background was inspired by OP's morning shit after the macaroni.Cute mare!
Wanna spoon?
The participation in this thread by artfags is giving me a heart boner. Dead fandom my ass. Thanks guys
>>39929832>The participation in this thread by artfags is giving me a heart boner. Dead fandom my ass.Who knew macaroni could bring people so close together
>>39924885this one's mine
>>39929811she is adorable!
thoughts on this mare?
>>39930437
>>39930437I desire the pudding mare
Please make more arts of this cute and likable poner
>>39929419
So we see plenty of unicorns on product packaging, and earth ponies (normal horses). Do pegasi just get cucked in that regard?
>>39930437>hashtag yasss unicorn
>>39930553Pegasi aren't usually associated with real horses, or the magic bullshittery exposition that is a unicorn. They're niche in a sense at the market.
>>39930553Pegasi have been used as logos quite a bit.
>>39930625
>>39930625I've seen pegasus airlines and pegasus delivery services. They're clearly just used in different settings.Wonder why are unicorns associated with food
>>39930639>Wonder why are unicorns associated with foodThey're not, they're associated with children - specifically little girls. These are all products aimed at children.
>>39926012now draw her getting fat from the macaroni
>>39926012Now draw her giving birth
>>39930527she's slutty
>>39931056she wouldnt be so horny if you'd slap her cakes
>>39926173
> literally me on this thread/mlp/ is magic
>>39930625Jesus Christ I want to fuck the Big Oil mare and destroy the climate
>>39930928ok
>>39931551wtf anon where did you find this pic of me
mmmares
>>39931770Now draw her getting railed by Mac and Cheese
This is a good thread
Bib mac x marecaroni when
>>39924885macaroni poni
>>39931770Best one so far, adorable.
>>39931551BASED!
>>39929748sugar biscuitsglazedsoft strawberry taste
>>39931551you actually did it. you mad man
>>39932300What the fuck did you just call me?
>>39930441f-fat...
>>39931551I want to poke her belly...
>>39933032eating only pudding can do that to you
>>39924885>goyslopI think we were calling it goyfeed. When'd it change to slop? At first I thought it was just one autist on /vrpg/ but I guess the term has propagated.
>>39925518Cute pony!>really in front ofI hate to do this because you drew a really cute pony, but what did he mean by this?
>>39931770kissable
>>39933631NTA but search for "right in front of my salad"
>>39930639Does this count as food?
i want to thank all the drawfags ITT. i love you no homo
>>39930495Qt blank flank
>>39934145>cutie mark looks vaguely like a dick >phat as fuck ass>heart under her eye >dark as fuck eyeshadowYep this mare is an absolute whore! would stuff her full of nutt though
>>39927090Fuck that, hasbro had their chance.Hasbro lost. Kraft made a cute mare design of their own that actually looks good unlike G5, Hasbro probably tried to strong-arm kraft into changing the direction of the mlp mac and cheese project into becoming their "latest and greatest" characters and Kraft shut them down and then turned around and epically schooled them in design and marketing.
I saw this raspberry soda unicorn all alone on the shelf of a local gas station so I took her home with me.
>>39934518Cute
>>39934518oh wow cuteSo, is she Sarvis?
>>39934575Sarvi means horn in Finnish. Sarvis is like saying horny.
>>39934601So you bought a horny drink?
>>39934518The mare comes in several flavors.
>>39934722Also blueberry, my favourite.
>>39934518I just checked the expiration date on the can, it was in February.Do I get a guaranteed ticket to Equestria if I die from food poisoning caused by drinking unicorn themed soda for the memes?
what do unicorns have to do with soda anyways
>>39935269Fizz=sparkles?
>>39934722CUTE
>>39934145cuuute
>>39934811you'll be fine, expiration dates on canned shit are more or less suggestions rather than hard and fast rules.
>>39934145unf
>>39935269They both squirt if you poke them.
>>39935531AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE FORBIDDEN MARE!!
>>39924889why are her front legs so short?
>>39934145Cute
>>39936287Stunted growth from eating too much mac n cheese
>>39934145oh my god I love her
>>39926178>those eyes>that fucking tongueUNF
>>39934145>>39931770cute mares!
>in discount store yesterday>'unicorn' has wings>lots of products with 'unicorns' on them show them with wingsTHATS AN ALICORN NOT A UNICORN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>39938013pegacorn akshually"alicorn" in this sense is a neologism pretty much invented by Faust for FiM, afaik. it's entered popular culture so might be getting more and more normalised, but I'm not sure it is still established enough to be treated as correct usage
>>39934145UNFA
>>39938013Finally an excuse to make an allicorn lets go
Why are all these mares so fucking CHONKY
>>39938013they also had these but i didnt take a picture. same deal NOT A UNICORN.>>39938586god wills it
>>39938586The majority are marketing food
>>39938013
>put horse on product>people buycould it be THAT easy?
>>39938663Only if it has a HUGE ass
>>39938666>666Satan has commanded it.The horses must have HUGE asses!
>>39938619These would be fun to launch in class
More hoers soda.
So many unicornsAre regular horses used in any food advertising?
>>39938619>SPLAT!
>>39925518I love her.>>39926012Cheese saucy.>>39926173Why is she doing this?!
>>39926946Awwwwww, so cute!
>>39930437I can’t believe they use Star Dust as an additive even though it’s a known carcinogen.
>>39931770Oh this one is excellent
On the topic of non-canon mares, have any of you ever bought some of those big unicorn plush? I've been sleeping with one like this and a matching pink one for awhile now. They're great mares.
>>39940564why would you buy non-canon when canon exists
>>39940564Yes I think from walmart It was my first intimate experience with a plush
>>39940649Sorry Mr. Rockefeller, did you want to start subsidizing LS custom pones for us wagies who can’t burn two grand?
>>39940649$40 vs. $1,300. I have a lifesize Twiggles now though. >>39940655lewd
So we have lots of horses on human food, I started to wonder what was on horse food packaging. This one’s great.>the cubes, anon.
>>39940727>ponieswow, are they referencing MLP?
>>39940715that thumbnail looks like an aquarium until you actually open it lol
>>39940655How was (s)he?
>>39938653what does this translate to?
>>39941774vgh
a thread for the ages.
>>39941399Shoo be doo!
>>39940715Where did you get that Sylveon plush?
>>39943259Build-a-Bear, online only I think. They really get you with those online only bundles. Each one of those cost me like $85 with shipping.
>>39924910I love dis.
>>39924885
>>39943305I try again.
>>39940727Could people eat this?
>>39943426once
>>39940727I'm sure the ponies could use more fiber in their diets
>>39940727IRL CMC
Bump
>>39924885noodlel
>>39946540Absolutely based macarontacle appreciator.
>>39944441>have mane 6 try meat>everyone doesn't like it>except Pinkie>she fucking loves it>especially raw
>>39946540Just when I thought the thread was going to slip away
>>39946540unf
>>39946540I hate it when this happens
>>39946540I am confused by how this makes me feel
I getting hungry
>>39946540>>39947798I don't know how to feel about it
>>39946540yooooooooooooooooooooo
>>39948598mama
>>39948598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBVHEfZYzb0
>>39944441Ponies deny eating any kind of meat. Gets protein from bugs
Keep the cheesy dream alive
>>39924905Post nose
>>39930437>Unicorn tattoos inside
>>39950084Anon, tattoos go on the outside.
>unicorn>one horn>corn>hornwhy?
>>39950190Latin
>>39950190>early 13c., from Old French unicorne, from Late Latin unicornus (Vulgate), from noun use of Latin unicornis (adj.) "having one horn," from uni- "one" (from PIE root *oi-no- "one, unique") + cornus "horn" (from PIE root *ker- (1) "horn; head")>The Late Latin word translates Greek monocerosSame Greek and PIE roots as the cera in triceratopsClearly this means triceratops is related to the unicorn
>>39950190Why do you go to the dentist if he is supposed to take care of your teeth? Shouldn't you go to a teethist instead? The reason is that english borrows from several different languagues of varying origins and therefore doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>39950371>>39950391>>39950480alright, alright, I was thinking that unicorns had corn instead of horns for a while before they realized it's nice if you don't get fellow ponies to eat a piece of your skull when they're hungry
>>39950480If I was going to take care of Octavia would I be a Donkiest?
>>39950511Yes, it's a job high in demand.
>>39933749>lager
>>39950574so what's the problem with beer now?
>>39946540That's so good
>>39950574Better?
>>39951780
>>39951780How does it compare to the kirin beer?
>>39952288Ales are traditionally darker and stronger.
>>39951780More of a whisky man myself
>>39952357That is an antifreeze bottle
>>39952357>sensibly priced at a dollar a jug
This lemonade has over 800% more foal in every bottle than the next closest soda.
>>39952365>It's even better when you're dead!
>>39952425I think I had that same pattern on a shower curtain
>>39952375I couldn’t help but notice your choice of beverage sir.
>>39952428>>39952425I don't know why, but this little exchange made me laugh.
>>39930625Looks scared
>>39952357>Plastic booze jug straight out of CP2077
>>39946540FULL PENNETRATION
>>39946540
>>39952375Neat, would try
>Page 10Nursing this thread
Nothing like making mac and cheese and watching the show with the ponies.Perhaps I should be concerned about how well ponk handles the knife...
>>39957267Its cuz shes a baker, she uses knives to slice bread!
>>39933620
>>39958541I need all of these as ponies
>>39952357>Premium quality Not sure I believe them.
>>39958541SLOP LORE
>>39959499second
Chewing her sweet unicorn pearlz right now
>>39960540>imagine suckling on her swollen winking unicorn pearlunf
>>39960540>>39960570Concerning
>>39960655Is this Crhysalis work?
>>39960655>critters egg
>>39960655The horse d'oeuvres...
>>39960655Wtf is that? Kidney boulder? Did they took it out the horse?
>>39960796its a bronze globeit's not been in a pony (yet)Are you really sure you want to learn Celestia's kinks?
>>39960796Came out of the horse's colon.
>>39957267How fucking old is that TV anon, is that an LCD?
The truth about goyslop>https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/05/25/1178163270/ultra-processed-foods-health-risk-weight-gain
>>39961209No fucking shit. Who would have thought garbage food would lead to weight gain and health issues if you eat it everyday morning, noon, and night.
>>39924885You can have a sweet horsey dessert with this! Sliced peaches in syrup made by 2 entrepreneur horses maybe.>Sold only in Peru as far as I know.
>>39930495>cute things>GIGA BookWOW!>>39934145cute!
>>39961319You're being flimflammed with this zoggodfeed
>>39961209>tfw unicorns are making you fat
>>39952357Man, I used to go through a few of those a month during college. Good times.
>>39929376If you want to piss people off, do cel-shade without outlines, it clashes with their style so hardActually, just mess up the popen real hard
>>39931770based dot!
>nomming intensifies
>>39958541>school lunchnow I know who makes these memes
>>39931770Cutie!
>>39952357>West African kinoTRULY MARE'S HOURhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1Hn7uahi4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko
