>MLP parody>lol bronies are gross right XD>nothing about the actual show
What's wrong with the first one?
>>39734052What's with the gigantic wizard hat?
>>39734069Reading comprehension. Do it.
>>39734052>PicOkay, what's up with your huge cock?
>>39734052>>39734073t. gross brony faggot lol
>>39734052>"mlp" song>has nothing to do with mlp or its universe, instead just generic slop about a breakup or something using mlp for clout
''My face is worn down from him kissing me.'' Leave a like if you get that reference.
>>39734148lol colleges with humor
>>39734052>aie fic where anon gets injured and has to be cared for by ponies
>>39734052Imagine being an unironic brony. >b-but you like the show so you are one!By that same logic you are also a furry.
>>39734052>Edgy MLP Fanfiction
>>39734052I can’t think of a single example of this that’s more than 8 years recent.>>39734257Yeah, most fics that attempt to portray mature subject matter usually just end up as grimderp. Becides stuff that’s supposed to be tragic and make you feel sad, I can’t think of a single instance off of the top of my head in which a fic doesn’t drop the ball really hard on that front.
>>39734102That's almost every brony songs.For the most recent example, VyletPony.
>>39734274The best mlp fan songs are always lyric-less, about in universe shit, or made up of snippets of speech from the show. An exception to that rule would be something like elemental by prince whatever.
>>39734317The best mlp fan songs are animated music videos.
>>39734052>"fix fic" where a character has PTSD from a minor event in an original episode>sadfic where Twilight realizes she will outlive her friends as an alicorn, take #1000>sadfic where Pinkie Pie has suicidal depression, take #10000
>>39734452Name ten fics not because I don’t believe you but because I’ve never read any.
>>39734274i thought this was the original, i had no idea it was made years ago lmao
>>39734052>pony OC>glasses>messy brown mane>shitty facial hair>video game/coding/artist cutie mark
>Human and pony discussing Earth.>Earth is portrayed as an irredeemable hell.>Equestria is portrayed as a heavenly paradise.>But not the main human character, he's one of the good ones.>"What? You did a hollingcost? You did a newclar? Oh teh noez, your entire species is a write-off!"On that note, FUCK the Conversion Bureau. I'm glad those stories died off.
>AIE fic.>Ponies are quaking in their hooves after getting a glimpse of Anon's stubby little canines.>This is despite half the Mane 6 having carnivorous pets.
>>39734474The PTSD thing is kinda hard to search for, but finding the other two is like shooting fish in a barrel, here's some stuff of varying quality."Twilight will outlive everyone" fics:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/235758/the-element-of-surprise (this one I actually like)https://www.fimfiction.net/story/495549/1/faded-visages/faded-visageshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/100424/until-the-very-endhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/94329/that-place-beyond-the-seahttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/9860/only-got-100-years-to-liveSuicidal Pinkie fics:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/440622/unwelcome-thoughtshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/480115/some-days-are-dark-and-lonelyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/182076/pinkie-pies-suicide-psychosishttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/133027/pinkiehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/68664/smilehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/439879/a-friend-in-need
>>39734102Using MLP for clout is still a good thing. It helps maximize the amount of pony hitting people's eyeballs, and some of them will go on to watch the show.
>>39734596Not if they're some creep who only cares about the horsefame and not pony. See a lot of fandom musicians who get a ton of simps.
Remember when Nostalgia Critic used MLP to inflate views on his videos?
>>39734604Oh yeah.
>>39734052bad guy is actually good guy>nothing about the actual showmy bad
>>39734412I miss AnimatedJames.
>>39735226they WILL sit on my face and they WILL brap me to death (heaven)
that being said, I very much miss him myself, and not for the brap stuff. I hope he does one last video someday.
>>39734594https://www.fimfiction.net/story/94329/that-place-beyond-the-sea>Twilight calls Princess Celestia to the shores of Eternity's Crossing>Eternity’s CrossingThat reminds me, what ever happened to the fic “where the world ends”? I’ve known about pic related map for the fic for a long ass time, but could never actually find the fic it was for. Not on the linked tumblr or anywhere else. Did it even ever actually exist?
>>39734593To be fair owls don't have canines, no way in hell a cat could hurt a pony and dogs are retarded, also Winona is very small too
>>39734052>Celestia is an ebil tyrant for sending Luna to the Moon>Celestia is guilt-ridden over it and cannot forgive herself
>>39735492Luna had it coming
>>39734490OmegakekIt's almost 50% now.
>>39734498I mean, hell, even this piece of shit I made when I was like 9 is more creativeabsolutely garish and horrible,butit's something else
>>39734518So /nmp/?
>>39734052>AIE fic>anon is an asshole for no reason whatsoever
>>39735901Obsessed.
>>39735725
>>39736369>nerve struck
>>39734518This.While Earth is indeed a genuine hellscape for all those blessed with a functioning consciousness, it it only nearly irredeemable. I've know some of the worst of the worst, yet still have overwhelming faith and hope in humanity. Because we're God's creation, and can rise above our sin. So I can vibe with this plot line, but making Anon a disheartened pessimist is rather annoying.
>>39734596Doubt it. People like that are glorified furries and their fans will love the artist, no more.Hence the term, "fan of the fandom."
>>39736738"So-and-so made a pony song/joke/artwork so I thought, 'How bad can it be?'" is a pretty common origin story for getting into the fandomThe fact that they love the artist is why they give it a shot at all
>>39734052>horsewizardart
>>39734052>military war shooty man in Equestria>Party poppers go off>Immediately get flashbacks to THE WAR>Body slam 3 nearest ponies and pull out your M4One of the main points of all that training is discipline. If your boys are going full guerilla warfare mode the minute someone's car backfires or uses a butter knife, you're doing it wrong
>>39737208hi xppp1n
>>39737313What is PTSD?
>character gets seriously hurt for something comparatively minor he did>it’s framed as comedic and not taken seriously by anyone else
>>39737331I don't like him either. I don't like most artists in this community, if they're not a bigot in one way they are in another.
>>39734052There were bronies who always stated that they’ll stick around beyond the show finiehing. Most left before the show was over and some after. Not all brony creators left but it’s clear alot weren’t going to stick.
>>39737684Real loyalty is a rare trait.
>>39737693It’s only an issue for me if they say dumb shit like ‘not leaving the fandom until the show is over’ and then slowly dropping out.
>>39735226He's Mythabyss over on Twitter. If you don't believe me, then commission him. His PayPal account uses his real name, James Barkley.
>>39737731Can confirmedt.someone who commisioned them in the past for purely reasons unrelated to /mlp/ ironically enough.
>>39735300>MythabyssYes there was a tumblr for it, and you've probably found the wikia too. It was meant to be rebooted but then nothing else happened.
>>39738413I meant more like where tf is the fic? It’s gone from fimfiction, all fimfetch has is this https://fimfetch.net/story/1007307452/where-the-world-ends, and I could turn up nothing from the internet archive. It’s like it’s been totally wiped.
>>39738491You imagined it all.
>music poniesRoom mates < friends < know each other < faint knowledge of the others existenceI will never not hate episode 100 except for the mute.
>>39734052Yes, bronies are actually degenerate faggots. Cope.
>>39740453Wait, I never made it that far. What?Also, a pet peeve is purposefully ugly art, and knife ears on humanizations when it makes zero or no sense (applies for making pegasus wings ears too).
>>39734052>gay ship
>>39740691>making pegasus wings earsThe humanized versions have ears on their backs, or they have wings for ears?
>>39741008Humanized versions that make their ears a pair of wings. Like two wings on the side if the head. Looks bad.
>>39741148So it looks like you're wearing a wig with a pigeon underneath it? That sounds ridiculous.
>>39740691>>39741008>>39741148that's one artist doing it; jonfawkesit is not the default for humanizations
>>39741159>jonfawkesThat's even dumber-looking than I imagined it.What? The unicorns don't get horns for noses, or anything?
>>39734518>hollingcostWhy would you describe earth by telling made up stories
>>39741653>What's your name?>'The Human Ponycaust.'>..Jesus, kid, how bout being named after something that actually happened!
>>39741921I didn't know Raimi worked for Hasbro.
>>39742034>I say, darling, that's a rather adorable outfit. Did your husband make it?Timeless.
It's not exactly wrong, now is it?
>>39742077You tell me, gross brony.
>>39734052Imo, joking about bronies being gross isn't exactly wrong, because they absolutely are. It's that other thing that makes it infuriating, the "nothing about the show" part. It's the most "outsider looking in" type of shit and is unbelievably lazy. They typically amount to ad-libed "nerd" parodies but with Star Trek or anime replaced with My Little Pony.It can be done right though. Compare Brütaloo's Brony Documentary parody to that My Little Brony Toy Commercial by Collegehumor. The former, while not specifically about the show, lampoons specific bullshit that bronies were known for spewing in the fandom itself, the other is just "what if girls toy but NECKBEARDS, GET IT? BRONIES ARE WEIRD NERDS AND THEY WRITE POOOOORN!"
Ponyspeak using terms that bronies made up.Like saying "plot" as a synonym for pony ass (just say "flank" or "rump", why can't you be attracted to horses normally).Or saying "buck" instead of "fuck". I can't think of anything more corny than seeing a brony say "Buck you", trying to seem hard.
>>39741159Yeah it's not common, but it's awfully retarded.>>39741176No, they get fake ass cones slapped onto their forehead so you can know that these human characters are actually unicorns that are humanized unicorns you already knew were unicorns.
>"DUDE BRONIES ARE SO ANNOYING THEY KEEP BUGGING YOU TO WATCH THE SHOW AND POSTING IT EVERYWHERE ONLINE"Three years later>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN STEVEN UNIVERSE, WATCH AN EPISODE IT IS SO DEEP AND AMAZING"Every time
>>39742620nerds are, in general, really fucking annoying
>>39742620MLP strives on its simplicity. Most well-liked villains in fiction don't have 30 pages of sob story for audiences to digest.Steven Universe fails at doing just that.
>>39744197>It's also a mess behind the scenes.Creative control means nothing when your own artists and storyboarders can pull it away from you rather than just take orders and make suggestions. A result of which is the story is fragmented by up to 12 standalone episodes at a time.>King example of an overdone garbage trope of everyone is redeemable.This is seen with the Jack Horner and Steven Universe memes.It's also woke trash propaganda which grooms children by showing provocative sexual imagery between two females.
>>39742163Shut the buck up, everypony. Do not reply to the parasprites. Remember our mantra, love and tolerate.
>>39745087I know you mean sexual innuendoes but MLP had lesbians in it. Especially to show and bolster those rating points for S9.
>>39745421The lesbian couple is never mentioned in the show at all.
>>39745427Wasn’t there a newspaper that depicted Bon Bon and Lyra getting married? Doesn’t matter if it was in the show for that terrible Scootaloo episode, as they plastered it before it was even leaked that it ‘introduced’ lesbians into the show.
>>39744197SU sucks because its always told from his perspective 24/7. Imagine if every MLP episode needed to include Twilight and how she responds to each need and event a character is involved in.
>>39745434>as they plastered it before it was even leaked that it ‘introduced’ lesbians into the show.Only if you are on the Internet reading MLP gossip all the time. Saudi Arabian kids don't care.>>39745438MLP, unlike Steven Universe, was made as a children entertainment, first and foremost. The show never get too preachy because as society evolves, the preachy bullshit may become obsolete or even downright despised by the future generation. MLP doesn't preach anything beside basic moral like don't be an ass and be a good person, which makes it a timeless classic.
>>39745497MLP does "preach", but it preaches virtues, instead of an agenda. The whole thing is (well, started out as) a morality play, the main characters are explicitly labeled with virtues.
>>39745533Funny how one would expect children's shows to be filled with blatant brainwashing and adult ones to speak some actual sense, but in reality it's the other way around.
