Hatless Posada EditionUseful links:>Get the gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/394360/Hearts_of_Iron_IV/>Get the modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1826643372https://www.moddb.com/mods/equestria-at-war>Balefire Blueshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2307988796>Wikihttps://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/Equestria_at_War_Wiki>New to HoI4https://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/New_to_Hearts_of_Iron_4https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs3acGYgI1-v2rWyEDR8Mn3Avf9CxH1s1>/mlp/ EaW Discordhttps://discord.gg/eFKnDkj
Well if noone else will start I will.Found another marriage event, this time Farbrook with some Griffon from the empire. First time I've seen them go down this path.
>>39731016Gering is pretty based. Only really fun path in the hillpony region.
>>39731016Ah, I remember that one. Surprisingly fun path.
>>39730929Sad Posada makes me unbearably horny and gives me an unstoppable urge to rape her.
Apparently Arch is gona play the mod on april 1st
>>39731016Congrats anon, it's literally on the focus tree. Do you know of the other Farbook marriage option? For Cenhelm?
I wish there were more fanart and stories of protectress Liliac. She is my favorite OC to come out of EaW.Pic is from this story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/487122/love-is-a-strange-thing
>>39732150Arch?
just gonna dump all the project names I found in the main discordEquus>project-stg-rework>project-hi-anon-i-broke-equestria>project-cry-me-a-river>changeling-prorectumrates>project-when-in-doubt-blame-the-seer>project-polar-express>project-big-chiefGriffonia>project-east>project-heartlands>project-two-eagles>project-not-france>project-kemerskai-is-a-meme>project-brodfeld>project-merry-griffons-of-grifwald>project-zombugoidZebrica>project-zebrica>project-assad>project-north-zebrica>project-birds-deet-and-llamas-too>project-great-lakes>project-kirin>project-why-is-this-place-so-ethnically-diverse>project-thunderdome>project-not-tirek-and-scorpan>project-cats-and-ponies>project-krugers-nightmare>project-bat-infestation
>>39732544Discord? Projects? Can you elaborate?
>>39732185It was the first time I've seen the AI pick it.
>>39732544Which of these are you most interested in?
>>39733237Either not-france, because the westkeep teasers have looked fun, Kiria because I know Kiria will be gigabased when it's released, or HI ANON because holy shit the crystal empire needs overhauling.
>>39732544>project-heartlandsWasn't there a submod called that?
>>39732544More on the changeling protectorates sounds fun.
I want the new update to let me giga bully Luna, i want to mind break her, i want to ruin her, i want her to cry
Another rare AI marriage this game, This time Sombra and Luna tied the knot. Another first for me.
>>39734092Neat
bumpd
>>39734092Why not NMM?
>>39735713Sombra's dick game so good he fucked Nightmare outta her.
>>39733998Which protectorate would you want to play?
>>39736485nta but Changeling Olenia has potential. They're a common multiplayer choice even if they have no content. Also I've played Hyperbearia and changeling protectorates can be fun and cool. Chrysalis's "I don't give a fuck as long as you give me what I want" leadership style can lead to fun situations.
>>39736503>Changeling Olenia getting a tree before Finland gets oneWould be funny.
>>39736983Cjangeling Olenia already has one though, it's supermacist Olenia, why would they need another one as the normal tree makes them a puppet anyway?Plus Finland is proanbly in the next update, I mean they said Scandinavia, not Fennoscandia, but that's probably wjat they meant
>>39732544>no hint about new content for MacawiaBrazillian1964dictatorshipbros... It's over.
>>39736995>Cjangeling Olenia already has one though, it's supermacist Olenia, why would they need another one as the normal tree makes them a puppet anyway?Yeah but that's really dumb.
Give fun nation to play, I am eager.
>>39737548Changelings.
>>39732544I really hope they add flavor to the Southern Confederacy, in the rework. One of the best Equus nations
Hosting an EAW game! Come join!Coop and hotjoin will be on to those that want it.ID: 90170521253102597Password: /mlp/Mods: Equestria at War, EaW - Ghosts of Yor, No slowdown for lagging players, Player-Led Peace Conferences, State Transfer Tool MP
>>39737548Chiropterra
>>39735124
>>39730929New update yet?
>>39741215April fools
>I make cute penguin icon>I tease cute penguin icon>Repeat>Simple as
>>39741593Penguinland should have at least 1 Linux easter egg
>>39741840Nobody aside from homegrown "programmers" cares about Linux. As a professional ITfag I've never ever had to think about Linux for more than three seconds.Get a life, Linux doesn't matter, most people don't even know it exists and nobody cares if its creator wanted to save little puppies or was Jesus fucking Christ himself
>>39741849You're telling that to a Linux Admin so I'd say there are more people than "nobody" who care about linux
>>39741593I can't wait to commit genocide as the cute penguins.
>>39741853It's not my fault you've made bad career choices
>>39742410Why are you so angry at a kernel? Were you filtered by Ubuntu?
>>39741593The devs should steal the happy feet lore of dancing and expand on it, like...... they dance to make magic.>>39741849Even meme OS like ubuntu are acceptable for casual use while you leave windows as the designated gayming OS, also saying you use linux gives you braggin rights and makes me feel good and smug
Decided to finally give this game a try and after 4 hours of youtube tutorials I still have no idea what I'm doing. What the actual fuck do I do as Equestria to not get B U G G E D?
>>39742799you make Celestia go fascist and she turns into Daybreaker and gets super op buffs, note that you can have mercy to the bat ponies while being Daybreaker (except the god empress variant) so there is a little bit of flexibility with how evil you can be (unless you choose god empress).Also i guess you can buy all the hoi dlc to pay to win and get extra stuff i guesssssss
>>39742853Damn, didn't even know that was possible. I guess winning as nice Celestia needs some 500iq pro gamer strays to even have a chance?
>>39742942No. With all due respect, it needs a decent player. Changelings vs Equestria is one of the most balanced wars in all of HOI4 as a whole
Escalation '84 is a lot of fun and I like brutally mowing down ponies with my M16
>>39742942If you're playing on Historical then you just need to know how airpower and unit design works, because at some point in your focus tree you can ask Stalliongrad for help and they will. If you're not on Historical then you do need to learn a bit more about how the game works but taking territory that isn't yours requires using up manpower to garrison those regions which drains the changelings down.
>>39742799Take the Urgent War Committee focuses ASAP (>40% War Support; might have to time it with world tension) and you should be able to win pretty easily on regular historical even with limited conscription and the magic of friendship intact.
>>39742987I used to think the author was an edgelord that hates us but saw him quoting lore from eaw and he is just a fan of history and wars......... that happens to like eaw, so he is not cringe and lame>killing ponys with humansIm sure thats a tag/group in fimfiction if you like reading fanfics, "Humanity is superior"
>>39742987its fun for a couple of games, but it quickly gets boring due to all 3 nations having pretty much the same focus tree and objective
bump
>>39743167YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, KILL THE PONIES, SLAM THEM WITH 5.56 AND 155 LIKE GOD INTENDED
>>39743167you should invest in doctrine anon
>>39744206I rather have sex with the mares UwU and paint their womb white
>>39736485some kind of Vichy Equestria would be nice.
>>39736485Austral with either trying to stop the local resistances or just giving up and joining them because Chrysalis obviously sent the guy there to die from how much of a fucking hassle the place is.
>Abyssinia teaser
Imazeeb... im a zebra? True and honest chuckle
>>39742987the creator updated it? neat
>>39744277Me too, faggot, but you still need to kill them to assert dominance. How can you even try to court Chrissy if you aren't willing to unload a M1A2SepV2 blasting sweet HEAT-MP into the doors of Canterlot to make Celestia a new hole to prove that humanity reigns over the beasts as much as it did back on Earth?How can you bed a pone if you didn't prove that you're capable of smashing through the hardest of foes to ensure her safety? We have 5.56 for a reason, mate.
>>39744623Under a flag of the old world? Nahhhh
>>39744642Fuck the old world, if the Europeans can unite with Equestria, the Americans can do it with the Aquileans and Marelandians; and the Sovs with the Olenians to have the best of both worlds.It's a matter of pragmatism. How can you not want to come home after a war, seeing your town finally again; walking up to the door of that beautiful mare that sent you letters while you were unloading lead into the waves of people that haven't discovered the magic of an ACOG sight; taking her hoof and asking her on a date so you might begin a beautiful story together?
>>39744654You read like the type of guy who would enjoy the ncr supremacy route, its human superiority wank too, check it out if you havent
>>39744683Ironically enough, I didn't like it. I do enjoy HFY as a trope, but sometimes when it takes itself too seriously or does some freudian slips I get immediately disinterested.
>>39744623I'm gonna court Chrysalis by dumping my fat load of hot white phosphorous deep inside her.
>>39744694Based and no-pony-geneva-convention-pilled. A girthy 40mm HEDP would be better though so you can do it while you look at her directly.
>>39742799If you're new to HOI4 as a whole I would not recommend playing as Equestria, a big frontline is not a good starting scenario to handle as your first game. Start as Stalliongrad instead and practice with taking Nova Griffonia first. Once you're done with that, help Equestria out in the Changeling war so you can get some practice in fighting a major war without having to deal with the frontlines alone.
>>39743167Yea, they almost remind me of Old World Blues focus trees.
>>39745048Bullshit I say. Stallionograd vs Nova Griffonia is a brutal assrape on Griffons, Equestria vs Changelings actually teaches you how to play, because you've got industry, you've got guns, you've got big open frontlines so you can micromanage
>>39745495I disagree. It's not hard to break the Griffons but it still requires more thinking than letting them meat-grind into your lines, which is why it's a good beginner war to have. Equestria's big industry, big military, and big frontline can prove overwhelming if you have no idea what you're doing which can result in you falling on your ass. Better to take things small and scale up as you get more and more used to the game I say.
>>39732544But who is Assad referring to (Aside from Bashar Al-Assad, from real life)?
>>39745721Yeah, I think I'll try Stalliongrad next time. I thought I was doing decent with Equestrias industry and everything, but when the actual fighting started I was completely lost with my massive navy, airforce and front lines. Thanks for the tips, anons.
>>39745048bruh, Stalliongrad is an even worse option for new players. It's not new-player friendly at all with its ancient focus tree design and barren lore. The Griffonian Empire is a much, much better choice for brand new players. You get to start by fighting small, but easily winnable wars since you are stronger than all of your neighbors, then you get to work your way up to bigger and bigger challenges as the game progresses.
Post those funnies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opZ3Ug2mwvA
>>39744173
So the game is on sale for 75% off right now?? And until march 23rd it looks like. Am I right? Why aren't you all talking about this. I have been monitoring this thread and steam for months for this moment. basically the last time Fish puss puss was the OP image
S-should I get the expansion pack that's on sale too..?
>>39747385>>39747395Just buy the base game and creampie all the DLC.
>>39747395The mod is compatible with all the dlc so you get extra ponies
>>39747403I bought the starter pack>>39747423extra ponies you say?! glad I went ahead with the starter bundle
>>39747430Just have fun anon, dont be ashamed of playing on easy and enjoying the story, anyway start with changelings or Twilight's regency, i have absolutly no idea what would be ideal for a new player so ill just recommend this cuz i liked the story
>>39730929I tried this game expecting it to be pony paradise game where everything was pony and I just felt immersed in pony for hours, what I got was learning what the fuck a 40 width troop was and why I hated the combat
>>39747475The plot tho and i dont mean mare ass but actually... dat plot! AnonIt will all be worth it
>>39747499This. Flavour events are the best part of the mod.Unique gameplay elements are also incredibly made and creative.And it's also full of content.And it's also insanely well optimized. God, this mod has it all, doesn't it?
>>39745796Saddle Arabia? Fertile Crescent area instead of the desert part of the middle east, but maybe.
>>39747475You can absolutely go with basic templates, hust remenber, you hold the line with infantry, break through enemy lines with heavy tanks and use light tanks to encircle enemy divisions. Realistically 90% of countries won't have the industry to do that, so you can replace light tanks with motorized (equally good, a matter of preference) and add artillery to infantry, so they'll be able to push a bit. Also make a lot of planes. A lot of planes. And set them on air support, or air superiority if you can take losses and are able to overpower the enemy in the air. Navy doesn't matter 90% of the time in either EaW or vanilla unless you fight the UK or Hippogriffs. You should be able to crush anybody else with random ships you most likely have