Previous Thread: >>39670224This is a thread about mutual sexy times involving herm pones, that means mares with both sexes' reproductive organs.This thread is dedicated to its own fetish. Posts should be about that first and foremost. Other fetishes should only be posted insofar as they relate to the main one and are not extreme.Greentexts: https://ponepaste.org/5332
How did the last thread die so fast?
>>39700303The board just got really fast all of a sudden. Huge burst of threads out of nowhere.
>>39700328Feels like we're getting more slide threads these days. Is there something in one of the generals or some other topic they're trying to push off the board?
>>39700445Hell if I know.
>>39700328Stallion thread died too :(
So, which one's the top? Or did they take turns?
>>39700706I think that out of all the mane six Fluttershy is the only one who would only be one (bottom, of course). All the others I see being switches, though with Applejack having a preference for top (and Rainbow Dash always saying that she does but still loving to bottom just as much).
>>39700721Dashie loves to take her friends' cocks up her ass.
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2017/8/25/1519712.webm
Blackjack's baton...
>https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2020/12/11/2507067.png>https://files.catbox.moe/wvhfnc.pngunf
>>39701404BJ is for bully and bottom only. With or without a flare.
>>39701404>fallout equestriaPass.
>>39702081Fuck her while giving her a reacharound and then tease her for being such a quick shot.
>>39702458why do you think she'd be a quick shot?
>>39694370Unsure if I want to do a second bout of this. I like how sterile it is despite the intimacy.
>>39702629shoot, was looking forward to the mane 6's reactions
>>39702629I'd certainly love to see more of that scenario.
>>39702785I think a big question is if they're used to their mutual autism already or not. Nevermind the sudden sprouting of additional appendage. Who knows what Twilight is like when she goes too long without an ejaculation.>>39702836It at least seems a bit more unique a setup, doesn't it?
https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2020/7/11/82854.png
>>39703041Goddamnit bros, I can’t take it. I need her!
>>39703041Beautiful, sweaty, musky UNF
who has the best tasting cockdog?
>>39704098The... the what?
>>39704098>cockdog
>>39704117>>39704200Because magic, ponies can regrow any lost limb almost immediatly, and without any pain, even pleasure on some occasions, this has caused a surplus in meat. Including, but not limited to, flaremare sausage and meatballs.
>>39704213Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>39704213
>>39704213Ten thousand years moon.
>>39704213When people say they're hungry for marecock... I don't think this is what they mean...
>>39704213I'd tell you to go back to /mcg/ but damn bro even they'd be appalled by this shit.
>>39704213bro
https://aryion.com/g4/derivative/475372-65284-preview.jpg
>>39704217I want this cute nerd to fuck me so bad.
How do you feel about modular ponies? As in, with a mild tug, their leg or head can just detatch from their body, and easily be popped back on.
>>39704437If it's a pony using magic to mess with another pony it can be good sometimes. Usually just too odd though.
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2023/3/7/6636459.png
>>39704437I can see the appeal.https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2023/2/17/6625066.png
>>39704437nah. might be an interesting thread on its own.
>>39704447This is what happens to anyone who spreads anti-cutie mark propaganda.
>>39704437Sounds sick, I could take two ponies like Vinyl and Tavi and pull their parts off and slap them all together to make a mega pony like I used to with bionicles or like Voltron.
>>39704447Imagine being surrounded by a half dozen leaky, throbbing hard mare dicks, ready to rut you in every way imaginable.
>>39704447Why's Babs left out?
>>39704437>Do a mass "panty raid" to steal the dicks of all the mares in town.>Stick all the dicks all over your body.>Run around town first thing in the morning as a massive pile of floppy dicks.I like modular mares, so far.
>>39704437A bit strange, but it does allow for some interesting possibilities.Some of those are also possible with portals though, which are much less strange (and less niche to boot).
>>39704437>>39704516seconding this, plus I imagine a modular thread would be more amenable to futa than most fetish threads
>>39704437It'd be pretty hot to detach a mare's dick and walk around with it stuffed in my ass at all times, idly throbbing and leaking.
>>39700445It’s probably you guys they’re trying to push off. You or eqg threads. Or both.
>>39704396Kindly fuck off with this garbage.
>>39704213>>39704396
>>39704873Speaking of portals' possibilities, I recall an image of two futa mares using portals to simultaneously penetrate one another vaginally.https://www.derpibooru.org/images/2245122https://www.derpibooru.org/images/2250907
>>39704455>sucking her own dickWhat a slut.
>>39704455that's just portals, not modular fetish
Did somebody say portals?https://www.fimfiction.net/story/435981/the-royal-jewelshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/514018/long-distance-inseminationhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/490750/the-needs-of-a-princesshttps://fimfetch.net/story/355432/removableOne of my favorite futa subthemes. I really wish there was more like this.
>>39704921now why would they want to push us off?
>>39704447>ear nibblingDamn, who knew Apple Bloom was such a predator.
>>39706028The young ones are always the lewdness because they don't know they're being lewd. Usually.
Do you think any of the main six are chronic masturbators?I bet Rainbow's house constantly smells like week old cum and pussy juice. She thinks because the clouds absorb her spunk it instantly goes away.
>>39707021>She thinks because the clouds absorb her spunk it instantly goes away.Little does she know the clouds ARE mostly her cum and mare juice at this point. She's quite literally living in ejaculate.
>>39707176That gives a whole new meaning to "head in the clouds."
>>39707176>Rarity goes up to her cloud house to help RD with her wonderbolts suit or something, but the moment she steps out of the balloon onto the cloud, she notices something is off, her hooves stick to the clouds with each step, and there's a really strong musk that at first she thought was just RD's usual funk, but this was so much stronger. When she stepped inside the actual house, the realization slowly hit her, she's standing on and inside of a house made out of vaporious cum. The pharamone levels in the air instantly have an effect on her subconsios biological instincts, while her consious mind is absolutely disgusted with her realization. But and then she sees the culprate, RD standing in the middle of the room, striking a pose, turned to the side with her rear facing Rarity, showing off the pegasus's compact ballsack and tight blue vulva. Rarity's breeding instincts suddenly start raging within, fighting agaist her prim and proper outer appearence. She's using all of her collective will to clench down on her hip muscles to prevent her penis from dropping from her sheath, but already she can feel a trickle of her warm juices cooling as they dribble down her own saggy sack containing her own pent up foal factories, since being a lady, she doesn't releive herself nearly as often as she really should, and now that's coming back around to bite her in her preverbial tuchus.
Hers truly is bigger, anon.
>>39707291No.
>>39707021Rainbow Dash probably is the most free and exhibitionist clopper. You can do it anywhere, you really don't have to worry about cleanup, and she just gets riled up when her rudder penetrates a few rain clouds by "accident".Fluttershy seems like an obvious target for perversion but I think she would be relatively modest. She wouldn't want to get dirty so she probably has a designated semen puddle outside. Probably the easiest to satisfy with her own antics.Twilight probably goes at it often enough, either as a way to wake up or a way to get to sleep. Between studying also wouldn't be out of the question but it is largely due to her skill with magic that she might be a but of a coomare.Applejack probably doesn't put a whole lot of thought about her own arousal or how it presents itself to others... which leads many to believe that she really does love apples. I think she just likes being erect more than anything else. Ejaculation is more the last reward of the day, in a more private setting.Rarity no doubt has a favorite sleeve that she ruts on one of her models. A deeply hidden secret since it's rather unladylike for her to come across as some feral, flared up creature that can't control herself. That said... it is also very unladylike to have a fat, swollen sack swinging around everywhere.You'd think Pinkie would be all fapping all the time but I think she hides it the most. Being the most social and more pure happy, I think she has the most restraint and is the most... normal. At least when it comes to arousal and knowing that there's a time and place. Something tells me she would want to do a lot before her party cannon goes off. It may only blast off once, but it'll absolutely cap off the party.Bonus points goes to The Great and Powerful Trixie, who likes to act like she isn't an animal, but gleefully masturbates when out in the wilderness by herself. Seven out of ten times, she fantasizes about (You).
CMCYou can only suck on, fuck one, and get fucked by one, which one do you want to do which with?
>>39707799Apple Bloom, no question. Cutest filly.
>>39707291Talk about a door knocker
>>39707799Suck off Scootaloo, fuck Applebloom and get ABSOLUTELY RAILED by Sweetie Belle for HOURS on end please god I need this.
>>39707933Someone get HeshieokFasla on this now.
After a couple hours searching the archives, I'm saddened to report, there is not one single rd x rarity futa fic. There are a couple futa fics where one with a dick fucks the rest of the main six, but I don't think those count.
>>39707995Good. Dash a shit and Rarity is better than that.
>>39708004Fuck you. Faggot.Thought /mwf/ was above retards with such shit taste.
>>39707995That's unfortunate.
>>39707291I'm about to destroy her with facts and logic.square-cube law
I want to have sex with a flare mare in the missionary position so I can squish her cock and balls between our bellies while I fuck her horsepussy, then watch as she cums thick ropes of creamy seed all over her own face and chest, then I'd lick it up and hold it in my mouth until my mouth was full, then I'd make out with her while snowballing her cum into her mouth while I finally cum and fill her womb with my own baby gravy.
>>39708810based
>>39708300Tell that to dragon lord torchtherefore, counterpoint: magic.Now get licking to get it all clean before the end of the day
>>39704455That's a pony, why the fuck would you put the teats up there?
>>39709949I think that one is anthro, but with hooves instead of hands. They do that sometimes.
>>39709949>>39710276I think it's something called semi-anthro. Not quite anthro, but with a few features of it such as the tits.
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2022/1/30/6354740.pngGotta assert dominance as the alpha cougar.
poner boner
>>39710494I honestly like the tits on semi-anthro. They're usually drawn without tits of any kind but I find them more appealing with the funbags included.
>>39711543I love how drastically a pic's connotation can change when posted in a certain thread.
>>39711561>I love how drastically a pic's connotation can change when posted in a certain thread.Yeah, it's pretty fun.
>>39711346Is it still "semi" if they have tits?
>>39711803I mean if it's mostly a pony body shape + hooves I'd say so, even with the honkers.
>>39701404Can you even call that a horn? It's more of a small nub then anything.
>>39700721Fluttershy would be up for both, she would be gentle and need a lot of kisses and only do missionary tho
>>39705059it's just a glory hole and I never got the appeal of those either
>>39711201>peach bottom is such a hick she assumed when Harshwhinny asked if she was on the pill she meant a multivitamin>she ends up pregnant and after a quick shotgun wedding Harshwhinny has to juggle her career, new wife and baby
>>39712126but a floating gloryhole, which you can put anywhere you want and take it with you anywhere you wantyou can suck someone's dick while at home while they're busy off on a buisiness trip.
>>39704455Someone should post this next time an edits thread comes around to have those tiddies relocated on her belly where they're supposed to be.
>>39712187just seems sad when you put it that way. I want to be with my partner and be close physically beyond just the genitals and I like seeing that in porn too.
>>39712217>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/514018/long-distance-insemination
>>39712126Clearly you do otherwise you wouldn't be posting on 4chan.https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2013/12/13/495752.jpghttps://ponerpics.org/img/view/2013/12/13/495753.jpghttps://ponerpics.org/img/view/2013/12/13/495755.jpeg
>>39712885Dash has quite the ferocious monster. It's beautiful.
You can believe her.
>>39712145Sounds like a happy ending.
>>39713107doubt
>>39713107>Green applesThat changling is going to lay her appleseeds in you if given the chance.
>>39714029unf
Whats the consensus on docking and cum transfering?
>>39714255>docking and cum transfering?disgusting and a major biological improbability.
>>39714697What do you mean? Ponies are stretchy.
>>39714704Ponies only appear stretchy due to swamp gas and weather balloons. In reality they are as rigid as us.
>>39714255>cumming back and forthCould be hot. It would depend on the context, I think.
>>39714948Pinkie in a clown costume wanting to show you her balloon tying skills.
>>39714962>Pinkie in a clown costumeHot.>wanting to show you her balloon tying skillsYou lost me.
>>39715005https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2020/11/18/2715734.png
>>39715053I would totally smell her flower though.
>>39707799suck abble, fuck the daylights out of scoots, and get railed by sweetie, just like anon here >>39707933 wishes, god I would cum buckets
>>39714255hotNext question?
>>39715433Patrician tastes detected.
>>39714255One of the weirder kinks to be sure, but mixing cum back and forth has potential to be pretty hot. Probably not particularly welcome here because it's so far out there though.
>>39713107Well of course I would hate if you did that and fight you every step of the way. Good thing none of that is going to happen. Or, thank Celestia, worse.
coc
>>39718249>anon jarImagine being drenched in Twi's jizz 24/7
>>39717452k
>>39719215Nah, that stuff would get rancid after a while.
>>39720375Nah it'd be filled with magical pony marecum that never expires and is always fresh of course.
>>39700706Pinkie being Pinkie will present herself, let AJ put a strapon on and fuck her, and then appear on the cuck-chair and give pointers to how she likes to get fucked.
>>39721258Anon, do you know where we are right now?
>>39721258>put a strapon on and fuck herFor what pvrpose?
>>39721466>>39721845Pinkie might be able to do a lot of things, but giving another pony a second dick is not one of them.
>>39721867Ooohh /that/ kind of stuffing.Well Ponkers might not be able to help in that regard, but Twi surely can.
boop
>>39720041This is hilarious! A motherly Chrys caring for you after having ruined your ass like an animal just moments earlier, cursed but great
>>39723354Dammit, that's hot.
I want Rainbow Dash to mount me
>>39725659Come inside, Rainbow Dash!
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2018/2/28/1668028.png
Which mares would you want to be spit-roasted by?
>>39726408What’s the consensus on herm fillies? I feel like it could work if treated right
>>39727348Imagine the cmc daisy chaining in the clubhouse during their first estrus.
>>39727364
>>39727155I can't really decide.But I'm pretty sure Pinkie's dick would taste like cookie dough.
>>39727864>suck off pinkie every day>get diabetes
Reminder that sheath pics are far too rare and criminally underrated.
>>39728024Based beyond belief.Same goes for unsheathing.
I want futa Windy.
>>39726789Are you eating that?
>>39729207No. but Twilight is. She's under the funnel.
Don't run away Anon! You're going to SUCK ME!!
rip club mare
>>39726408>scootaloo rapes rainbow dashe's dad to get a taste of that original recipie
>>39730009?
>>39721867>doesn't know about every flaremare's emergency backup penis
>>39730312https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39704186/#39704186Someone please save the green to ponepaste.
>>39731442What about the Colgate green? You got that?
>>39730009>>39731442>rapePlease read the OP.
>>39732037You saying there's no chance of a flaremare/flutterrape green?
>>39724295I'd say Celestia would definitely fit this better
>>39732620Yeah, I could see Celly being like that.
>>39732037Do you know where you are?No you
>>39733159Do you know what mutual means?
>>39733205So there’s no chance of a story where herms are rare, or only one character involved is a herm? I’m starting to see why there’s so few greens, the only variety allowed is which characters are used, and I know there’s at least one person [/spoiler]likely the majority of the thread[/spoiler] waiting in the shadows to >reee at whatever he doesn’t like. All these factors don’t mix into a very fun environment for those who’d like to create.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2022/4/2/2837354.pngI want this exact scenario so bad.
>>39733356I need this so badly too. I want to be sexually dominated by a cute little mare.
>>39733356Why is her urethra on the bottom of her dick? Does she have a deformity?
>>39733356Same. It's hot when it's a futa doing it. That and no cuckshit is involved.>>39733533Anon... that's where it's supposed to be.
>>39733533You can't just say that, anon. It took weeks, WEEKS, to get her to feel confident in getting hard around you.
>>39733636>Anon... that's where it's supposed to be.It is not supposed to be on the underside of her dick. The urethra of a horse is located in the middle, aligned with the shaft. It just looks like it's offset lower because the head of a horse's dick bulges upward into a flare. If you need a reference just go to Equibooru and see for yourself.
>>39733747Differrent anonI looked up some anatomy pictures and they show the urethra in bottom half of the penis head. Yes, not directly on the bottom, but close enough to the bottom that artists could easily make that mistake.
>>39733747You're just straight up wrong though.Do you know what the bulge along the underside of the penis is? That's also the urethra. The urethra doesn't just make a sudden sharp turn upwards to reach the middle of the head of the penis once it gets there. It continues along the bottom the whole way. The reason people think it's in the middle is because it sort of looks like it's in the middle of the head of the penis for humans. There's no room for misinterpretation when it comes to horses so I really don't get how you manage to be so misinformed, especially when you bring up something like equibooru.
>>39733356How did /mcg/ blow in again? Is their thread down or something?
>>39734224>waaahhhhh, everything I don't like is /mcg/
>>39734259SPH futadom is classic /mcg/lurk moar faggot
If you're going to complain about the only image posted in over a day, at least post one yourself as a counterpoint.https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/13/496113.png
>>39734587that yellow cum is actually really gross looking
>>39734587This is neither a futadom thread nor a porn dump thread, /mcg/ tourist.
>>39734275Seeing as you're the specialist on /mcg/, why don't you go back to >>>/trash/ and tell those tards yourself how much you despise them? God damn screeching nigger.
>>39734737>if I keep screeching it'll make my drivel true!
>>39734639Yeah, it's not white enough. Cum can have a slight grey tinge to it though. It also can actually be other colors due to medical reasons.
>>39734818Put a full-on futadom porn dump in here and see how well it goes then, faggot.
>>39734816>defending SPHmaybe the original OP was onto something after all
>>39735133This, please do. Preferably with a large focus on the balls.
>>39735423Based.
cum
>>39735423>go to Equestria>not allowed to have a job>don't have any way of providing for yourself>a mare offers to take you in as her personal servant>your duties would be to cater to her every need>housing and food would be provided as part of the job>specifically, you'd be living with her>the pay is barely pocket change>accept the deal anyways because it's better than nothing>sign some thick wad of legalese paper>find out what "catering to her every need" really entails>primarily being her exclusive prostitute>she's especially intent on keeping her balls pristinely polished via your mouth>later find out what exactly was in that contract you signed>namely, you officially work for her every hour of every day for the rest of your life>you could break your contract, but it would incur a 10 million bit fine>better get used to your new life
>>39736922>Realize you don't like being compelled to be a cumslave at the hand of proxy violence of the government.>Go to magical ponyland court.>Request Princess Celestia have the documents nullified and thrown out on the basis of duress for being new in this world without a support structure, as well as ignorance.Choose your fate.>Celestia hears out your case and disbands your binding legal obligations.OR>Celestia hears out your case and denies the motion.
>>39737619>implying Celestia would even be bothered to look at the case>implying they wouldn't just laugh you out of the room when you asked to take it to court>implying Celestia wouldn't just take you as her personal servant instead since somepony else already handled most of the training
>>39735225>>39734816I think it’s hilarious/MwF/ and /Mcg/ hate each other when they’re essentially the same thing. Like alligators and crocodiles beefing
>>39738035one's a pure herm thread with a vanilla bent, and the other's a herm or shemale thread with a futadom bentthose aren't essentially the same
>>39738035>>39738140>"I don't see the difference between alternating and direct current, they're practically indistinguishable!"
>>39738140Which is which? I would’ve looked myself but /mcg/ isn’t up in /trash/
>>39738243desuarchive.org picks up /trash/, if you really want to look for it.
>>39738256Thank you for taking the time to explain. Seriously.
mcg is all sfm anthro barbie shemale rape fetishmwf is mutual love and pleasure involving one or more biphallic equinesOccasionally a newfag comes along and screeches about how they're the same thing, but they eventually leave when they realize the thread won't bend its position for their fetishes.
>>39715053
>>39738292I wasn’t trying to push my fetish on anyone. I was thinking of writing a green about Coco, and I was lurking to see if it was okay until I saw the argument about flares bs marecock and thought it was funny.
>>39738292>biphallicHe knows about the emergency backup penis!
>>39738301Vs*
>>39738292Biphallic equines? Like each one has two dongs?
>>39738303Herms are technically biphallic because clitoris is also a phallus, having a penis and a clitoris is the same as having two phalluses, since both organs originate from the same form while in the womb, so all herm ponies would have two identicle sets of proto genitals while in the womb, until one set moved inwards and the other moved outwards.
>>39738313Oh anon.
>>39738313Nice mental gymnastics: 8/10You're stretching the definitions a bit. It's like pointing to some dude's ballsack and saying "That's his labia!" because they share the same structures in embryological development.Emergency backup penis!
>>39738313>>39738322
>>39738292>biphallicI don't think that words means what you think it means, but fine by me.
>>39738292>Occasionally a newfag comes along and screeches about how they're the same thing
>>39738374I fully believe that Luna is bibepis. You have the big alicorn benis, and then the dark side of the dong. Nightmare Night is her one night of the year where she can freely flex that muscle without freaking out most of Equestria. It is severely draining... but it is part of her regal responsibility and poise to not fall victim to her own lusts.
>>39738416Luna is, like all alicorns, triphallic. quaraphallicThe triple nature of the alicorn necessitates the tripling of the genitalia. and, of course, the emergency backup penis
>>39737823Imagine not knowing Celestia, the ruler of the land, holds day court and that she would give the fucking alien a chance.
>>39738445Don’t push this because of some dudes headcanon. You’ll welcome the /mcg/ fuckos wanting double dong dookie dumpster diving
>>39738512What the FUCK are you actually on about now you god damn schizoid faggot?
/r/equesting a pic of Luna's triple-dong, whirling like a Gatling gun.
>Luna having multiple dicksThat's cheating because she can do crazy shapeshifting magic. She could fuck you in all your holes at once by making copies of herself or giving herself some crazy tentacle horsecocks (or both, I guess).
multidick is furfag-tier desu
>>39738637That is why the second one comes out only as Nightmare Moon. When her domain covering the dreamscape, she can effectively Freddy Kreuger your shit.I was joking a bit about the bibepis bit, but a horned up Luna who doesn't get a chance to genuinely satisfy herself? It may lead to unconscious hunting in ponies' dreams.
>nocaps can't even get past word filtersPathetic.
>>39738656She has the gatling-multi-dick in the waking world, too. It was part of the original ending of A Canterlot Wedding.>"Changeling Queen, are you familiar with nocturnal emissions?">"Of course I am.">*whirrRRRR*>"What the-?">*BBRRRRTTT*>ext. shot of spooge jetting out of every window of Canterlot Palace.
>>39738657I usually don't bother f.a.m.
No wonder these threads get so few greens. Yall would rather fucking fight instead of encourage a green. Think I'm done here.
>>39738832Which green?
>>39738855Exactly retard, he's right.
>>39738855These two>>39736922>>39737619Whike it's arguable that a writer will deliver green with minimal emgagement, he second one is clearly asking for it so everyone can enjoy a mor einteractive experience.
>>39738832>>39738901so, you're leaving because the thread would rather fight than encourage a green which is encouraging the very fight you're complaining about?
>>39738901To be fair, I haven't continued one of the longer greens so it's a mix up between I haven't had it as a priority and there tends to not be engagement from the things I write.
>>39739364If you're who I think you are then there has been engagement from what you've written, you've just somehow convinced yourself there isn't.
>>39739484Who is it?
>>39739364Yeah, I had been planning a decent sized one but wanted to feel the thread out. So I played off what another Anon started to see how much interest would be generated. Now I know not to rush myself on it. But I'll get to it eventually for the lurkers.
>>39739484It depends on the green, the thread, and the time of day. I'm not saying it's 0 but only lurkers can really say what's interesting.>>39739631The hype factor can play a part in it, I can't think of anyone who wouldn't get excited at being able to see anticipation and such from it. The only time a thread really stopped me was when it both seemed like no one was paying attention and it was undergoing some hardcore sperging out that lasted a few days. I still like the green, still like the idea. But it's just sort of a muddled area of when I'll go back and finish it. Thankfully I haven't quite fallen into the trap of leaving a ton of things half-finished since I've completed a good amount of stuff.
>>39739648You chose one hell of a retarded idea to try and spin a story from, my guy>talking back to a dare given as a response to someone taunting a post complaining about something generally viewed as unwelcome prompted by an anon saying to at least post an image if you're going to complainThat's at least three or four full volleys of an argument alone, and at that point you decided to take the point of contention as a story prompt
>>39738682requesting pic, luna mistakes octavia for a donkey insurgent while providing CAS, BRRRRTs her with her GAUpenis overhead while octavia yells about friendly fire and her orange uniform indicators
>>39739847Not him, but I get it. I just like mares with dicks, and this massive laundry list of shit that isn’t allowed is retarded. I wrote a Trixie self-suck thing in a random thread a while back, and I doubt it would fly if I had posted it here despite someone saying I should consider this thread. I get the feeling that the majority of people lurking here would be fine with most ideas, but they’re silent. Whereas there are one or two faggots who are very vocal about keeping the purity of their fetish thread, and get off on scaring away potential content creators.TLDR: If the story focuses on herms, then it should be allowed. This isn’t a theater for strict, lazy faggots to sit back as carefully curated content is delivered to them on a silver platter.
>>39739966>TLDR: If the story focuses on herms, then it should be allowed.The OP even says as much. Don't know why a few loud autists are allowed to dictate so much of the thread's content. We should really just start ignoring them rather than trying to argue with them.
>>39739986>We should really just start ignoring them rather than trying to argue with themAgreed. This is the start of something beautiful. A general that actually has content!
>>39739648Would have to agree. Most writefags do so because they genuinely enjoy it, and the concept, and will push through some unacknowledgement/resistance, but not a whole lot of it.>>39739986Agreed, already been doing that. The one retard who initially responded to my observation was clearly retarded by thinking the green was starting anything, as literally no one gave it a (you) but me when I added to it and pointed out the state of the board.
>>39738901Slavery is not my niche, and the whole "get fucked in the ass every day, or go to jail" smacks of wage slavery. It's just not my cup of tea, especially the taxation part.
>>39739957This isn't the first "friendly fire" incident she had, and she was much worse in the past.Did you know the moon was black before Luna's banishment? The phases of the moon are caused by Luna traveling around the moon and painting the place as she travels. The surface fades back to black as the stuff gets absorbed.
>>39740412>first thing NMM did up there was start cumming on the Moon until it couldn't absorb any more and stayed white
>>39740380That's alright.
Remember, kids: Slavery is cool! It's not your place to treat flaremares as equals. When a flaremare speaks, you listen and obey.
>>39740791you can take that attitude and fuck off back to the /trash/ heap you crawled from with it
>>39739966Why not try a poll to gauge public opinion?https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jQW0Qnr
>>39741146Define "depravity".
>>39741122Looks like someone hasn't completed his reconditioning and reeducation yet.
>>39740791>>39741171This is precisely why this thread hates /mcg/
>>39741146>>39741168That's so broad as to be useless save for disingenuously parading around the inevitable vanilla votes as "proof" that people want absolutely no other fetishes in the thread.
>>39741160Going deep into any and every other fetish
>>39741160>>39741177Make a better poll yourself if you're so picky.
>>39741192Tomorrow.
>>39741184>any and every>nostril sex>cumming swarms of gnats>building insertions (into the non-macro)Yeah, I think I'll pass.Why not list a few on the survey and see who bites.
>>39741214>nostril sexSisu belongs in /co/
>>39739847What idea did I try to spin a story from? I thought I was too intoxicated to get it last night but I still don't know which one you're referring to.>>39739966I think the main thing is that my greens here aren't vanilla, but they aren't /d/-tier either. If it needs to be /d/-tier for it to count like >>39741214 then I guess that's the line.Open question: is it better to have some green, or no green? I know most would rather shitpost or be the idea guy, but genuine question.>>39740791 This makes me want to write a flaremare green with a cute pone that has no skills and sells herself to an Anon. Someone catches them and to avoid social backlash, their arrangement becomes permanent. As permanent as it takes for them to figure out a way to come out of it unscathed.
>>39741616I think he replied to the wrong post
>>39739986The OP also disallows extreme fetishes, the puritanical autists want to take that a step farther to any fetishes.There's been no clearly worded consensus since the thread moved past the laundry list of disallowed kinks, so they've had free reign to act like their word is law.
>>39741756Personally, I'm not going to go all "REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND SUBMIT TO THE LORD", I'll just ignore any fetish stuff that doesn't appeal to me.
>>39738452>she would give the fucking alien a chancefat fucking load of good that did to make anon not sign the contract in the first place
>>39741146Why not both?
>>39740791That's dumb, you're dumb.
>>39741184You can fuck right off with that shit.
>>39741194It's tomorrow and I'm not seeing any alternative poll
>>39742090looks like half of the voters think otherwise
>>39741194>>39742422My suggestions for options.>Pure VanillaSex for the sole purpose of procreation>VanillaSwitching, but still good clean married sex. Includes lingerie and soft roleplay.>KinkyAnal, stealth sex in public, light degredation/ teasing, role-reversal, light bondage, herds/ threesomes/ foursomes/ orgies.>RaunchyHard-core femdom, hard-core role-playing, hard-core bondage, teasing becomes humiliation (like SPH), sex in open public, non-con that's actually wanted.>DegenerateCucking, chastity, slavery, rape, crossdressing, mind-corruption.>You Sick MotherbuckerScat, DDLG, Sissification, chastity piercings, vore, etc (other trash worse than shit tier fetishes)Think of it as a scale moving downwards, but including each listed above.>If you don't mind kinky but prefer the two above, you can vote Kinky to allow other anons more variety.
Some of you may die but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>39742737>using BDSM language for vanillafuck off faggot
>>39742422>>39742737https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl30G6pnphttps://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl30G6pnphttps://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl30G6pnp
>>39742793What, switching? If you and the mare both have a phallus, then naturally both being on top but SWITCHING who leads can still constitute vanilla in the context of mwf being normal in the set universe (or even just the relationship in the story). Especially if there's nothing else outside of just sex.You should get that lobotomy again. Might be less retarded after the second one.>>39742816Holy fuck, that's a lot. Need to read through it all to make sure I don't agree to something I don't quite care for just cause it's close to what I actually want when it's listed further down.
>>39742838The poll is for anything you're not outright disgusted by, not only things that are your fetish.
>>39742841As if that’s how anyone will view it.
>>39742816More than half of those literally belong on /trash/, as in, they're not even allowed on this board (and that's a good thing).
>>39742926>NSFW things can't be posted on a SFW boardWhoa, no way.
>>39742971Noo you retard I'm talking about the TOPICS straight up not being allowed.You can talk about certain NSFW topics on this board all you want but as soon as it's a /d/ tier shitty fetish, you're off being jannied.It's like you fucking pushing for blatant degeneracy don't even browse this board.
>>39742816man who gives a shit, just write what you want to write and fuck the shitposting niggers who wont read it anyway
>>39742979>More than half of those things
>>39742994I feel deeply sorry you can't comprehend what it is that you're reading.
>>39742816>Non-herm R63 into a mare>R63 into a flaremare>Non-herm R63 into a stallion>R63 into a stallion with a vagina What the fuck is a logic puzzle doing in the survey?What do these things mean, exactly?
>>39743010Mare version of a stallion character (i.e. Gleaming Shield)The above but futaStallion version of a mare character (i.e. Dusk Shine)The above but also with a vagina
>>39743039>Do you want to talk about flaremares in the flaremare thread?Nice work. You had me going, there.Well trolled, sir.I vote for Yaks, and only Yaks, allowed in this thread.
>>39742841I read it, and voted exclusively things that don't make me immediately scroll past the green. There's stuff I don't necessarily like, but think is okay if done right, and voted for them.
>>39742816the results pie chart looks gay, therefore your poll is gay and you are gay
>>39743060What?
>>39742816Despite 11 participants, since one actively trolled and only voted Yaks >>39743060 I'll consider 10 to be the 100% approval rate (so far), and anything half and over is fair game. The rest is controversial. Is this agreeable?
>>39742816Why are mind control and hypno listed separately?
>>39743656There's nothing agreeable about this whole autistic shitfest.
>>39743721Once you get deep enough into degeneracy, distinctions without differences become more important to you.
>>39743721More importantly, why are they even listed to begin with? Literally belongs in the /trash/
>>39743656>herm stallions in the herm pony thread are controversialall you need to look at to see how retarded this is
>>39743721Because hypno can be non-magical and mind control is more like just being zapped into perfect obedience. Hypnotization is more like a trance but mind control can leave the person being mind controlled in a variety of mental states.Hypno is softer and mind control is harder, basically.
>>39743791>Herm pony threadWhat was the title of the thread? Mare? Guess you don't know where you are.
TL;DR keep the fetishes away from the extremes and just ignore the circlejerking puritan autists who screech at everything they don't like.
>>39743931If you can make up a title that encapsulates all types of hermaphrodites that is more catchy than "mares with flares", be my guest.
>>39743935So if say, some fag with too much time on his hands happens to do a green about a herm pony who isn’t the top and has a not so massive flare wanting to be treated as a mare but is subject to spontaneous erections would they be shunned?
>>39743945No offense, but I didn't think many wanted that. I myself didn't vote it cause it's mildly repulsive to me. Regardless, if it's too low, it's controversial/particularly unwanted
>>39743945Nta but:Marephrodites MGTOW(Mares got their own wood)I’m not serious with any of these. Please don’t consider them
>>39743972Nope. And just ignore anyone why says otherwise.
>>39743972I would love that actuallyPoor mare. I wouldn't mind it none, she just wants to be loved just like everyone else.
>>39743972No, thats basically exacly what this thread started as. Part of the early discussions was about futa mares who still have a needy horse pussy who want a good dicking but they always end up using their dick instead and getting frustrated because other ponies only see their dick.
>>39743840but hypno scored lower?
>>39744037¯\_(ツ)_/¯It's not an exact science, just a very very rough general idea of what peoples fetishes are (because that's probably what everyone treated the poll as).
>>39743972Too much gender dysphoria for my taste, but I would just ignore it.
>>39743982>MGTOWkek
>>39744051Than we might need a low bar "what shouldn't be allowed?" so we can get a a better idea of the grey area for the thread. Also, should probably let the polls go for a while since people are in different timezones.
>milfs are listed>cougars are something different apparently(You) all asked for what I am about to do.
>>39744062Probably everything (or close to) with 2 or 1 votes or less with the special exception of "Other:____" votes that tried to address what wasn't explicitly listed.Then we can just expect everything without 7+ votes (with a 100% approval rate at 10 with 10 participants) to be cried about in at least some degree, but still be generally accepted. That way writefags can contribute and not sweat about the loud minority.
>>39744063>cougars are something different apparentlyMaybe he meant Abyssinians.
>>39744063>apparentlyYes? MILFs have children and cougars don't.>what I am about to doTurn a cougar into a MILF?
>Sometimes things just work out>When you ended up in Equestria, you were awestruck>Think of the adventure!>Think of the treasure!>The romance!"Here's your order, ma'am.">You awkwardly hold out a bag full of vegetables to yet another customer>The mare giggles and..."M-ma'am, I think you gave me a few too many bits.">Your voice cracks with a slight quiver>Being the bagging boy at a market is anything but adventurous>The mare gives you a wink>"It's called a "tip", honey. You've earned it!">Oh God>Was that a compliment?>You giggle at her words and space out the payment from the tip>You don't dare meet her eyes any more than you already have>This is the third tip today>What have you been doing to impress so many ponies?>You put the thought aside and focus on your work>Before you know it, you're done for the day"Hey, Ms. Turnip?">You gently knock on a support beam to a large tent"I finished up the last order for the day.">You want to be able to leave but your mom always told you to never appear too eager to leave>You can hear movement inside>You stand outside like a dunce>Maybe she's just busy>You knock on the support beam again"Ms. Turnip, I finished up today's orders.">You sigh under your breath"...and I kinda wanna go get something to eat now...">No response>She is in there, though>You can hear it>You stand in place like the world's most dim guard>This is getting silly>You're already on a timer until you're stuck going to your own camp outside of town>And you don't want to eat day old baguette>Again>Screw it>You go through the tent flap, feeling a surge of confidence"Ms. Turnip, I-">As soon as you enter the tent, you see your boss>Sitting in her beanbag chair, hind legs splayed open>A hoof, padded with some sort of mitten, violently rubbing an equine penis long enough that it could probably reach her face>Her other hoof is awkwardly holding up some sort of fashion magazine"I...">Ms. Turnip notices you and slows her pace>The look of surprise on her face is mild at most>"O-oh, hey there kid! Sorry, didn't hear you.">This isn't the first time you've found her like this but it isn't getting easier>"What's up?">Despite the grey streaks in her mane, she doesn't look that older from most mares you've seen>Granted, most mares don't make an effort to show off their sexual organs to you>Not on purpose anyway>You... think..."I-I... finished up today's orders.">Her eyebrows raise like she's surprised>"Wow, you're quick!">Not really>You got red onions and shallots mixed up twice>And leeks with green onions>She gives herself a few furious strokes before sighing and going slack>Her loose sack hangs so low they're nearly touching the ground>As widely as her flare is pulsating, she doesn't seem like she's about to blow>"Hey Anon...">You perk up>You wouldn't ever say it to her face but her voice is pure sex>"You wanna make a little extra?"
>>39744104No.
>>39744313>awkwardly accept her offer>fumble around trying to help her>refuse to accept the extra payment she tries to give youReally hot short little green though.
>>39744313>Without waiting to think it over, you answer"I got three tips today! I got enough to get something fancy for dinner.">You smile like it's something to be proud over>Ms. Turnip looks at with an amused expression>She puts her padded hoof at the base and points it at you>"Yeah? You're a hungry colt today, aren't you?">Feeling just a little threatened by the gesture"Y-yeah. I was hoping to try out the new walnut bread.">She resumes rubbing herself>"You sure love all sorts of nuts, Anon.">You don't really know why, but your hunger is growing by the second"H-ha! Ha... I-I guess so.">"I'm a little busy right now... wanna stop by later and I'll give you your wage for the day?""N-nah, that's ok.">You bashfully wave away her offer"I can come back tomorrow.">"Yeah? You don't work tomorrow.">With her hoof, she waggles her lance from side to side>Your eyes unconsciously follow it"I... I know. But... y-you could use the help, right?">And you were told that asking for overtime is good for an employee>"Oh you bet.">You glance outside>If any pony saw this, it would be impossible to explain>...>Crap!>You're losing light, Anon"T-then I'll see you t-tomorrow!">Your voice cracks again>You turn to leave>But your eyes are glued to your boss's exposed body>"Don't worry, Anon. I'll be right here.">Her silky hot tone activates something in your head>You could swallow an entire baguette at this point, you're so hungry>You watch her for what feels like entire minutes>"Anon?">Her voice causes you to flinch"Y-yes, Ms. Turnip?">"I'll see you later. Unless you wanna stay.">You gulp again>You would like to>But>Walnut bread"I-I-I'll see you tomorrow!">You flee from the tent>Hard of crotch and empty of stomach, you sprint like a madman to your favorite bakery>Between the arousal and you gasping for air, the baker first thought you wanted "her loafs""No, ma'am. Just your walnut bread please."
>>39744369>implying Anon isn't full of spaghetti and walnut breadSometimes you gotta feel for the cougars out there. Colts are so clueless, Anon wouldn't be able to put two and two together if she personally fed him by hoof.
>>39744391Boner is activated.
>>39744052It’s not her fault you make her dick hard anon. Stop being so irresistible
>>39744540This sounds dangerously RGRE.>"But Ms. Guard, he was so asking for it."
>>39745140Pretty sure we've tried to have the crossover of these two themes, but people screeched and it died out.
>>39745179How can you have reversed gender roles when there's only one gender?
>>39745183this just raises further questionsWhat if theres still the strong stoic type of stallions, but also the rgre stallions, but also girly mares and rgre mares, and you meet this tiny little cute fuzzball of a mare whose a hard as nails construction pony whose also got a big cock and a tight juicy pussy?Maybe this is NGRE? No gender roles equestria...
>>39745179On one hand, /rgre/ is a pretty shit thread. On the other hand, RGRE as a concept is best handled outside of /rgre/.>Mayor Mare offering to give you a loan in exchange for some blowjobs>Spitfire offering to give you a few tickets to their next show for a handjob (and blowing her load all over your face)>Harshwhinny expecting you to get under her desk without question as part of being her secretary>have to keep an eye out for mares trying to put roofies in your drinks>some mares white knight you because they think you'll suck their dicks if they're nice to you>Rainbow Dash wants to cum inside>Rarity wants to take you on a nice dinner date that ends with her staring deep into your eyes as she thrusts deep into your ass (romantically, of course, not like some ruffian like Applejack would do it)>mares offering you bits at random, thinking you're a prostitute due to you being dressed up not for a special occasion and you wearing socks
>>39742816>>39742816>>39742816Reminder to the different timezone Anons to take the poll for us to determine what fetishes are okay and undesired in greens. Vote according to what doesn't explicitly revolt you. If it's okay but not your fetish, or not minded, still check the box.
>>39745302Sounds bothersome, I'll just skim and skip over stuff
