Previous Thread: >>39505033Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.New thread question: should we furiously masturbate to Vinyl on drugs?Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from Anonhttp://pastebin.com/HutPuyAKVinyl and Anon datehttp://pastebin.com/G8dJtww7Stuttering Vinylhttp://pastebin.com/SWaLMMjKVinyl and Anon at CHShttp://pastebin.com/mUFNraWXTeenage Vinyl makes a dealhttp://pastebin.com/ZaeXSTxiThe Other Side (Anon x Scratch)http://pastebin.com/EfmVk5piTwisting the Vinylhttps://pastebin.com/A3R7g1uGCanterlot Rape Warshttp://pastebin.com/857MZ8RQDaughter Vinylhttps://pastebin.com/Tyb8ZpPLComing down by Manly Manhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/449115/coming-downVinyl kidnaps Anonhttps://poneb.in/RtGCZKw0Vinyl Scratch x Neon Lightshttps://ponepaste.org/8185Vinyl Takes Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/8186Taking Care of Vinyl Scratchhttps://ponepaste.org/8187Vinyl's Gangbang Bushttps://ponepaste.org/8188Binyl Scratch: Raping anon to perfectionhttps://ponepaste.org/8189Vinyl archive: Binyl Scratch: "Do you even lift the bass?"https://ponepaste.org/8190Greens that need replacement-None as of nowMega for many more pone stories.https://mega.nz/folder/4gwEmCrJ#g0rinvi8aPkPzNvmuI3dkw
I realized I have a thing for ponies with white and blue color schemes. While that would be nothing out of the ordinary in equestria, in humans it is evidence of extreme turbo autism and late stage wizardry. I fear my fate is sealed horsefuckers.
>>39640865So Vinyl and Shining? Based.
>>39640930Can I not post on 4chan while taking a shit?
>>39640867That would be if Vinyl were heterosexual.
>>39640930>incomprehensibleJust how new are you?
>>39640948You're right, it's pretty fitting for the quality of your posts ^:)>>39640970I didn't want to admit I used to visit /v/.
Almost forgot to post this here wubfriends
>>39641003Understandable. We all have things we regret.
>>39641109That devious look is pure sex.
Q. Is Vinyl cute?A. She is cute.
>>39640865I'm already a late stage wizard though.
>>39640874Do you think they’re related?
Don't leave her hangin', Anon.
>>39641003Correct, here, have a cookie.
>>39640690Thanks based OP for making thred while I was working.
>>39641859I took the liberty of removing that "new question" we've had in the OP for over 3 months
need more wubpon3 in my life
>>39641965Holy crap, I had no idea someone snuck that in there, I would've kept copying and pasting it like a dumbass.
>Hey there baby, yeah you in the shades!>Honey what say you and me blow this popsicle stand and introduce those wubs to some of Ol' Etty's dark network power.
>>39640690Clarify: Am I the one on drugs, or is Vinyl?
>>39643093Or maybe she’s interviewing herself in the mirror like Mick Jagger and Donald Trump did.
>>39643098Sorry, I meant for the thread question.
>>39643102What do you mean? I was referring to these clips here with Mick Jagger, Mitt Romney, and Donald Trump interviewing themselves in mirrors.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bxjfr-cgTL8&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uHCFqjxpuPY&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=KwHuiWX18Dw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
>>39643109>New thread question: should we furiously masturbate to Vinyl on drugs?
>>39643113>needing to be on drugs in order to masturbate furiously to her>not already furiously masturbating to her regardless of sobriety
>>39642642>that In The End anon from /b/
>>39643093That's part of the question. You could decide the best course of action or consider both. We can all be on drugs.
I uh appreciate the company on the walk home, Officer...?>*Ahem* Officer Notwub..I-I'm new to the force.Ok well, we're here now, I think I can..you know, manage unlocking the door and walking in by myself.>-Sir I wouldn't be doing my job as an officer of the law if I didn't come in, prepare you a nice meal, check for any annoying ukelele playing donkeys, and sit on your face.
>>39644095>Vinyl steals a deputy sticker they give out to foals from her local police department after staying the night in the drunk tank>Immediately abuses her newfound power
>>39641592All white mares and stallions are related. All across Equestria. Their great mother is the whitest one - Celestia.
Wubpone doesn’t say bleh bleh bleh.
>>39643093Or perhaps she really IS a vampire and she doesn’t cast a reflection. Though the more likely explanation could be that either of you are on drugs, but there is still the stereotype of musicians consuming illicit substances that goes back at least 100 years.
>>39645931Vinyl's cranberry juice problem is getting out of hand.She just can't resist anything red.
>>39646118>Be Vinyl Scratch.>Roughly 400 years ago, someone tried to stab you to death, but your life was somehow spared when a vampony named Iseul turned you.>You were then known as Song Min Ji, but your name was changed to Melody Song when you immigrated to Equestria from Koltrea and you changed your name again to avoid being associated with vampirism or vigilantism.>However, blood is not the only thing that gives you thirst. Anything that is red will give you an urge to put it into your belly and get that sweet relief out of it.>Today, you’re on a date with Anon.>You see him order the Diet Roy Rogers, but you simply stick with orange juice.>When his drink comes, you see its bright red glow under the light and you feel a sudden urge to gulp it all down.>However, you feel as though you would not only be outed as a vampony, but also as though he’d walk out on you for slurping his drink.Wat do?
>>39646323quick! order as many radishes, tomatoes, and strawberries you can so Anon doesn't think you're a weirdo!
>>39646466But that album cover would make her look like a drug addict.
>>39646466>Get so hungry that you just start smashing your face into the plate in a desperate attempt to get those tomatos into ya.
>>39646488It’s just ketchup from her double dandelion hayburger, she’ll scrape it off with some hay fries.You’d think having a white coat would make one less of a messy eater, but that’s Vinyl for you.
>>39646545>messy eaterIf it’s an album cover, wouldn’t it be red makeup?
>>39646560It was a paparazzi shot of her at 5am and barely conscious.Before it could spread around and damage her rep, she instead used the picture as her album cover.Ponies aren’t sure if it’s real, staged, or if it’s sauce or blood, but that kind of mystique makes for good album art.
>>39646588Or maybe she knows about fans who think she’s secretly a vampire and so she wanted to play into this conspiracy. Didn’t Paul McCartney make a cameo on “The Simpsons” once and parody his conspiracy?Speaking of which, wasn’t there a book about the Beatles all becoming zombies?
>>39641551Some say that she holds acoustic raves for snakes in the middle of the Everfree Forest and that all of the vocals on her tracks are actually done by squirrels. All we know is that she's not Vinyl Scratch... but she is Vinyl Scratch's reclusive woodland cousin!
>>39648279>“Children of the night… what music they make!”
>>39648930Listen fucko if that means I can't post banger art like >>39641003 then I'm not playing.
How many of you are wubdongfags?
>>39649167aye, imagine not loving all forms of your waifu like some kind of faggot
>>39648915>Let's try what the Octy thread tried.>Rule #2: no Octavia MelodyHuh, I wonder how that worked out for them.
>>39649277Even the form that vants to suck your blood?
>>39648915Oh no! I can't believe Tavi is dead!
>>39649968>Octavia’s dead carcass is smilingHow grim are these implications? Is she happy it’s all over? Does she have some kind of secret plot that goes on after her death?
>>39649925Especially that one
>>39650029She's glad to finally have some peace and quiet.
>>39650235Why that one? And what if she turns you into a bloodthirsty creature like her in the process?>>39650238Why, though? Isn’t death usually very painful and inescapable?
Is she unemployed now that DubStep has been dead for years?
>>39650364That sounds kinda hot
>>39650370I’m pretty sure that other genres of electronic music are still alive, especially if a YouTuber named uamee still has a channel.>>39650424How would either dying or being turned into a creature who lives off of blood be hot, though?
>>39650432because vinyl is hot
>>39649167Literally two very loud guys. The rest are memeing.
>>39650370There are many different electronic genres. Did you know Skrillex was a brostep artist? Did you know dubstep started in early 2000s?https://youtu.be/OualnKdbJGo
>>39650370Electronic music has existed for decades, dubstep was only applied because it was the big thing in the early to mid 2010s - if it was just normal EDM as the 'big thing' then it would've been that.
>>39651164You fucking wubbot.
>>39650445Enough to die or become a bloodsucking monster for?
don't die on me!
>>39652776She’s just takin a siesta
>>39650364No, dying is painful. Being dead however, is very peaceful. Especially when you can get away from your noisy roommate!
>>39641988spin that horse
It'd be funny to rape her then break those glasses after.
>>39653478>(you) must be 18 to post on this site
>>39653478I guess it would be pretty funny, but only if it was consensual roleplay.
>>39653431>No, dying is painful.Source?>>39653513delete
bump in a cup
>>39654211Nothing like a fresh cup of wub with a side of dubs.
>10(Not) this, if I'm being quite honest, family guys.
>>39654831What the fuck does she not have a torso?
>>39657113>Buenos dias, Tavi!Kek
>>39657141>...Anonymous, dear boy, your wubslut is naught but skin and bones!
>>39657152"I can hear her rattling through the bedroom wall!"
>>39656140>Giving Octy socks for her birthday.I hate to admit it, but I’m afraid our girl is a slut.>Putting on the socks and standing over Vinyl in bed while teasing her.And that makes two of them.
>>39657152>>39657313>Octavia hatches a master plan to embiggen Vinyl so she doesn't have to hear the minecraft skeleton noise through the wall whenever you two bone.>She wasn't prepared for how well it would work, and how much of a fire Vinyl's new curves would light between the cellist's legs.
>>39658110>Vinyl inevitably pisses off Octavia again and earns herself another spanking.>Instead of hurting her hand in the process like usual, this time Octavia's angry slap is met with plush softness and a clap of thick asscheeks over the sound of Vinyl's yelp.>Unconsciously, Octavia gropes Vinyl's ass, feeling the difference a few weeks of squats and a healthy bulk had done to the DJ's rear.>Vinyl can't move, rooted to the spot from the shock of the slap coupled with her roomie and best friend kneading her butt with a strange expression on her face.>The two stand there a moment, the situation going from a teasing and angry atmosphere to awkward in a heartbeat.>And then Octavia pounces, pulling Vinyl to the floor while grabbing, squeezing, and groping all of Vinyl's new curves, relishing in their softness.>"Anon h-help! AHNNN!~ S-She's molesting me!"
>>39658201>gf's are lesbo'ing out>againAhhh..how troublesome.
>>39640690I found this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZvfHWy5WwU
>>39658210>Vinyl crawls through your doorway almost completely nude."Anon, you gotta help me! All I did was hug her and she's gone totally mental!">Octavia barges in next and lands on top of her, a crazed look in her eyes.>"Oi'll show you mental you fookin' paira tits wif legs!""I don't know what she's saying! I think she's having a stroke!">"Fink you can jus' shove them minging sacks in moy face after oi come home absolutely knackered, you blithering muppet?!">Octavia's usual eloquent and verbose way of speaking had degenerated sharply into a crude, almost neanderthal level of "speech".>"You takin the piss? I put the kettle on for a cuppa and you try to 'ave a go at me, pushin' them discustang knockers in moy face!">Ripping off Vinyl's bra, the unintelligible and infuriated cellist seizes the DJ's large tits as they flop free, her nails digging into the soft flesh like talons."Ahh! Owww Tavi not my boobies!">"Wot, you fink you're better'n me because'a these?! You prat, oi'll show a slag like you wot we do with twats where oi'm frum, c'mere!">Grabbing Vinyl's ankles, the irate Octavia drags the screaming girl out of your room as her fingers scrape the floor and try to hold onto something."AHHHH! SAVE ME ANOOOON!"
>>39658330interesting, we got really close to having a talking Vinyl in SOL, I didn't know that
>>39658373>Anon straightens out his newspaper>"HA! Girls bein' girls...">[far off submissive bimbo noises]
>>39659223THIS SUMMERTWO MARESONE MISSIONONE DESIREONE GREEN MAN...
>>39660971>OI VOINYL YEW CAHNT JUST BE MINGIN' ABOUT IN THE FAKKIN' KITCHEN LOIK IT'S THE 'FING TO BE DOIN' NOW
/vst/, do you take this mare-woman-stacked anthro-sometimes sexbot amazon as your lawfully wubbed wife; to breed and to pleasure in times of both based and cringe, til death do you part?
>>39663584Yes I do take the cosmic idea of Vinyl Scratch as my wife.Every last version of her across all realities, even the living sextoy and icp clown versions.
>>39663666>“Then by the authority vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife. Mazel tov! Now step on the glass!”
>>39663666>icp versionholy shit satan
>>39663672I have so many questions.Do I kiss Glassinyl too? And does stepping on her kill her? Can I recycle the shards and make a new DJ cup?Can I do that before consummating the marriage or am I supposed to stick my dick in a pile of broken glass?>>39663674Arguably less concerning than a sentient fleshlite or dildo.
>>39663695>And does stepping on her kill her?I don’t know how a glass would even be alive, though I guess if a glass can be alive, it could very well reform itself like bones and skin reform in humans, though I’m not sure how likely that would be.>Arguably less concerning than a sentient fleshlite or dildo.Both of which may be less concerning than pic related.
>>39664737Yea, we can't follow rules for shit
>>39664737rules are for squares
>>39664737Who said those rules absolutely had to apply to this thread?
>>39664737You're Octavia and I'm Vinyl.
Her body count would be way up in the 40s. Would you still love her?
>>39666752I would put it out of her character to be a serial murderer. “Adapting to Night” seems to say that she’d only either kill people or turn them into her thralls or whatever in order to save lives rather than end them. I know that’s just a Derpibooru comic, but she just seems like too nice of a mare to be someone who kills for her own nefarious purposes. Though Count Dracula put on just as good of a façade until Van Helsing exposed him and Norman Bates never revealed his evil side to anyone.
>>39666652>DJ SON1K P0N3>"You wanton ball-draining wubslut! Return my bass emeralds at once!"
>>39664737Luna is fine?
>>39667299>I bring you wub.
>>39667307SHE'S BRING WUB DON'T LET HER GET AWAYBREAK HER SYNTH
>>39667324you are on your way to destruction make your time
How many days of mourning was VS in after Keith Flint died?
>>39667423>Bateman's monologue but it's Vinyl>"In the morning, if my face is feeling a little puffy, I'll get a facial from my boyfriend Anonymous while spinning bangers.">"I can play a thousand now."
>>39664737Did I fucking stutter, bitch? >>39649034Not like there's such an overabundance of activity that we need to limit what we post.
>>39666752>implying all DJs just fuck all the timeShe'd have a healthy amount
Guys, how do I woo Vinyl Scratch?
Some Chad in the ai art thread posted this
she comes for (you)
>>39670520she got her little hoofies did
>>39671414Vinyl is low key a beauty queen of a horse, much like Dash, there's no way somepony's mane just gets like that.
>>39671445>*Urrrp* What, Tavi? You thought Anonymous married me for my stellar personality alone?>Hell no! I bagged him with this rockin' mane and bangin' ass!
>>39671632It's not like we can deny it...
>>39671632My question is why celebrities are so self-conscious about their external images when so many people already look up to them as standards of beauty.
>>39671784>'Standard of beauty'..heh, it makes me feel a little guilty to hear that.'>'Aside from some basic morning mane care and gentle and thorough brushings from my favorite pair of hands, I don't think I do anything special to warrant that 'standard of beauty' remark.'>'..I'm not telling ponies to stop saying it though, either.'
>>39671812>I don't think I do anything special to warrant that 'standard of beauty' remark.“Other than perform in front of all of those ponies and be a household name among them all?”
>>39671262I'm not afraid of her. Come and get me, wubslut!
>>39672964So what are you going to do if she comes for you?
>>39672964>wubslutyour edge is showing
wooba SIRS, new big titty drop of our favorite girlmilky bimb-0https://c5.kemono.party/data/d4/e5/d4e5a030b2cbb674ccfaa1bcca8ee3147cbc986ec6573e1ced75466feb7a6f33.pngfull wubsluthttps://derpibooru.org/images/3054679
>>39673198>impossibly large nipplesVHHHHHHH MILKA NOW
>>39673198Gross concept, mediocre execution.
She took your cookie. Will you attempt to get it back?
>>39674248Vinyl can have little a cookie
>>39673807Imagine trying to fit those in your mouth, soft tender nipples the width of a soda can, ready to gush gallons of milk at any time.She needs to be milked several times a day, or she’ll soak her bras and shirts and constantly dribble her milk while her nips get extra sensitive.Strange how she forgets so often.
>>39674648>"Wooba this, wooba that, must be nice to have your teats on your chest when they're bigger than your head.">"I can barely trot with these bucking things always slapping my legs, I need a dumb bra just so they don't scrape the ground.">"I honestly don't even know why I-""Hey baby, lemme suck on them teatas.">"Omc Anon!"
>>39674689>"Anoooonymous! Milka truck tiiiiime!">Pony!Vinyl:"You're no help either!"
>>39674807>Triple big teata/wooba job from pony Vinyl, human Vinyl, and anthro VinylI love cross dimension episodes
>>39674904Spooky Scary Skeletons
>>39674807>"Aww is the little pony cranky 'cause her boobies are sore?">Pony Vinyl glares at human Vinyl's chest and makes a few grumbling noises before responding.>'Hmf, s'not fair, how come you get your teats up there where Anon can reach them whenever he wants?'>Standing on her hind hooves, the mare rubs at her fluffy chest, pantomiming her large and heavy bust located between her legs instead.>"Oh stop it, c'mere silly girl, I know what'll cheer you up.">Picking up the pony by her armpits, human Vinyl takes her to the couch and sits her in her lap.>Pushing her head back, pony Vinyl nestles her head into the human's cleavage, her large teats being grasped by a pair of pale hands.>'AH! S-Sensitive!' Vinyl hisses.>Immediately switching to a gentler grip, human Vinyl coos apologetically.>"Oh you poor thing! When was the last time Anon milked you?">'Not since last night.' Vinyl says, shifting in the girl's lap as fingers rub against her swollen areola.>"Ugh, like he knows how backed up we get if he doesn't tend to us! That dummy needs a talking to.">'Hey, I don't care even if you are me, don't talk about our stallion that way.'>"Fine, but I'm not the one sitting here with sore tits.">'That's because it's YOUR fault they're like this, you've been hoggin' him all- AHHNNN!'>Twin squirts of milk spray over human Vinyl's thighs, the puffy teats in her hands starting to leak.>"Sorry~ but you can't blame me, you know how we get around him.">Using her hands, Vinyl massages the sensitive skin to get more milk, the squirts becoming a steady flow.>'Nghh, y-yeah yeah I know, completely buckin' love drunk. But tha-AH!-at just means you should share better!'>Lighting her horn, Vinyl conjures two phantom muzzles that nose aside human Vinyl's clothes and latch onto her nipples as well.>"Ah! Ohhhh, I forgot how much I like sharing~">The mouths lick and suck at her chest, and soon her breasts start to dribble white nectar as well.
>>39676074>Getting into a rhythm, both DJs coax streams of white from their counterpart's heavy tits, making a milky mess between them.>The two Vinyls play with each other's boobs until they were both moaning and covered in each other's milk, getting rougher with the soft flesh they were squeezing.>At one point pony Vinyl had turned around to straddle human Vinyl's legs and had used her real mouth to nurse on a nipple instead, drinking greedily.>The two of them continue, oblivious as you walk into the room with the two Octavias."-and I take it you've learned a lot from each other?">""Oh yes of course! For someone with no fingers she has expert control over her instrument, truly astounding!"">"'Pish posh dear, I'm sure you could easily perform an entire recital blindfolded with how you play."'>""You flatterer you-"">A pair of needy moans cuts Octavia off as the three of you take in the sight before you.>Both Vinyls were soaked with warm milk, squishing each other's tits for even more, several arcs of white spraying over the two of them.>Upon seeing you, both of them call out to you needily.>'Anooon please buck meeee! You've been with this bimbo all night- haaaaaaah~ a-and only plowed me a dozen times yesterday!'>Lifting her haunches, pony Vinyl presents herself, clit winking and dribbling her fluids onto human Vinyl's pussy below.>"N-No way! Fuck me- guhh! instead! This little horsie slut can have her turn after!">Spreading her legs, human Vinyl does a sitting split to show off her goods as well.>Both Octavias look like they were about to have an aneurysm as they rub their temples exasperatedly, neither surprised Vinyl would literally try to go fuck herself."Excuse me ladies, I'll see you two later."
>>39675454>"Son... what the hell is this?"
>>39674904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZhC8DUD_oI CAN'T GET NO SLEEP
>>39675131Does this mean Octavia’s gonna have a bad time?
>>39677211Does it instead mean that she has to make puzzles for her for when humans finally go to Equestria and has to have her spaghetti every night for dinner? And how often does she plague her life with incidental music?
>>39677473Horn weak, hooves are heavy
>>39677478There's hay on her chest already
YALL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN A UNICORN BEFOREJAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE TAVI WHEN BEETHOVEN WALTZ THRU THE DOOR
The name DJ Pon3 makes me think of the kind of names you'd see in the warez community and demo groups.
bump up the jam
>>39678465>Vinyl_Scratch_AttackYour ponymon can learn attacks?My Vinyl only knows LAZE and CUM..
>>39678799Mine can do "Boop", "Wub" and "Stare" (she looks at you adorably so you fall for her).>captcha ends in VS
>>39678799>>39680292I had to breed my Vinyls until one had perfect EVs and the hidden ability synesthesia.Still working on getting a shiny.
>>39680583What does a shiny Vinyl look like?
>>39680690>Bon jour, mon cher~>Eet eez I, your better half, Vinyl Le Scratch.>"..You uh..look different. Again.">Oh ehh..*ahem* Wub?
>>39681124>switches from dubstep to house
>>39681362That's when Anon knew something was up.>Wait a sec..>This isn't 2006 happy hardcore..>I'M LISTENING TO PRENCH HOUSE DISCO!
>Bong VS and trance music
>>39681398>trance>not big beathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-f7IjtsBTs
>>39681290Thanks. That EG Vinyl Scratch is actually one of my favourite pieces of art with her, and that track and that video of DOS music is a favourite as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4>Deep in the bosom of the gentle night>Is when I search for the light>Pick up my pen and start to write>I struggle and fight dark forces in the clear moonlight>Without fear>Insomnia>I can't get no sleep
>Trance music has been proven to positively influence a person’s mental health. Specifically, trance has been credited with helping manage various levels of anxiety, OCD, and depression.>What sets trance apart from the other genres, according to LiveAbout, is its high rate of beats per minute, its hypnotizing melodies, and its consistent beat.>The name “trance” obviously implies its intention to suspend your consciousness. This, in turn, is why trance has a reputation for helping with mental health. It can, if only temporarily, help people through emotional distresses like depression and trauma.>A recent study conducted by Frontiers in Psychology found that the harmonic repetition and the complex harmonic structure of trance music are uplifting. The various breakdowns and buildups built within its structure are crucial to the listener’s perception and responses.>Because of this, trance music can ground a person mentally. From there, trance can make you feel happier and more adjusted to the world. Trance music can positively affect your mental health.
>>39682434>Dr. Wubstein-Scratchberg, you wouldn't happen to be in the Trance business yourself would you?>"Oy vey, Anonymous, you don't believe in happy little coincidences?"
>>39682434deep techno works the same way
>>39682434Trance always makes me feel a weird mix of optimistic and sadly nostalgic.
>>39645094What if the question of whether Vinyl is a vampire is discussed like some form of celebrity gossip in Equestria? She could have her fans who would support her no matter what as well as those who don’t believe she is one and the question is just a load of hooey, while there may be others who have stopped attending her performances due to the mere thought of this possibility existing.Though I’ve been to two Paul McCartney concerts and he didn’t look like he was dead or a zombie at either of them.
>>39684364>Oh what a load. 'Immortal DJ owes longevity to fans blood'..gimme a break.>I already told you it's the daily cumbaths, not any sort of weird vampire nonsense, geez..
>>39685213Just use marecum but since they're magical ponies it's completely nice and clean and piss-free. No reason to have piss.
>>39685213Thanks, I had to edit the eyes by hand before feeding it back to SD, so it was probably the most effort I've put into a render yet.Piss is gross, you're literally on the level of scatfags.
>>39684438This only makes me wonder whether she has her own “undying” fans who would become vampires for her, much like Dracula had his series of brides in “Dracula: Dead and Loving It”. They, along with those who don’t believe in the vampire conspiracy, would repeatedly deny any sorts of allegations that she is a vampire and constantly cite this one quote from her, even if neither conclusion has much evidence to back it.
>>39686245How much would she like uamee?
I just like the idea that Vinyl is a vampire and everyone knows it but nobody really cares because she's not hurting anyone and Equestria is really accepting and it's kind of cool to go to one of her shows and watch her break out the fangs, even if she's really embarrassed and self conscious about the fact that she's a monster of the night.
>>39686272If that were the case, she’d have to make sure that pencils and Star of David pendants were all banned from her performances. Plus, she’d inevitably have the “all vampires are bad” crowd try to hunt her, especially given how prominent of a figure she is and how much hope she can give to other vampires that could theoretically exist.And in the current era of cancel culture, all it takes is her being caught feeding off of someone once and then she’s doomed for all eternity as being a lowlife whom everyone eventually forgets about and whose accomplishments are attributed to other people. Though a vampire pony would have the power to conjure up whatever blood he’d need, whereas a vampire human may very well have no choice but to hunt for blood or rely on the generosities of those able to donate blood or his local butchers.
>>39686291>"Guys, have you heard? DJ PON-3 is antisemitic!">crowd starts booing>"What? No I'm not! I'm just a vampire!">"Likely story, you fucking Nazi!">Vinyl grabs a pony and drinks his blood>silence>crowd applauds and cheers
>>39686326But what if Ponyville’s finest all have guns loaded with silver bullets and they shoot her with them?
>>39686353She will use her late-90's vampire reflexes to cartwheel through the hail of bullets, then get her katana from under the turntable, then the real fun begins.
>>39686406It could still mean that even if she does ultimately survive, she would have no fans left and she wouldn’t be able to make it anywhere or do anything productive if everyone knows her for being the monster she is.
>>39686432And that's exactly why popular electronic musicians constantly change aliases and use elaborate masks.
>>39686432No! Ponies know that she's a vampire and they're cool with it! Vampires are cool!
>>39686442I guess that explains why uamee wears a mask all the time.>>39686443It would still mean Equestria’s law enforcement and prosecutors would look weak if they did nothing.
>>39686461>It would still mean Equestria’s law enforcement and prosecutors would look weak if they did nothing.But they are weak
>>39686729They’d look even weaker.
>>39686443But she has to not do anything illegal or suspicious to stay out of trouble with the law.
Is it normal to constantly fantasize about Vinyl being your cool big sister?
>>39686291>Star of David>current era of cancel cultureGet your real-life shit out of my pony.
>>39686882It's fine, her fans consensually donate their blood to her; they consider it an honour. Like getting a signed autograph.
>>39686991The Star of David is a symbol of God’s love, which vampires either fear or don’t know they have. >>39687029But who says there isn’t a point where everyone simply says their donations aren’t helping her and they declare her an invalid, so they stop the blood donations? I’ve a feeling that’s how it could play out IRL if people have to keep dedicating that much of their time to specific people and they have to judge whether or not it’s worth the time dedication of continuing to donate blood. My second cousin had leukemia and the family organized a blood drive for her, but we only did it once.
>>39687105>The Star of David is a symbol of God’s loveWhat did I say, faggot?
>>39687757>Be Vinnaton Scratch.>You were designed by Princess Twilight as a human eradication robot, but you have never had to use those abilities because no human has ever set foot in Equestria.>Your primary purpose is instead live-streaming videos for your PonyTube cooking and music video channel, as well as for your seemingly deadly TV game show, where the prize is more questions.>Your body was built because you were just a lifeless soul wandering around in the house immediately next to Fluttershy’s and Princess Twilight gave you the life you needed to be able to return to the pony world.>You and Princess Twilight arranged a little routine for if and when a human appears in Equestria and said human is not hindered by the Great and Powerful Trixie’s and Maud Pie’s puzzles nor by Rainbow Dash, the tomboyish captain of the royal guard whom Trixie always tries to suck up to.>Princess Twilight notices that a human is on her way to her lab, so the two of you prepare for your routine of engaging in fake human eradication antics and seemingly putting her life in danger, but you inform her at the very end that it was all just an illusion to get Princess Twilight to convince her to stay in Equestria and not try to venture back to the human world.>You try to kill her because you not only need her soul to give to Princess Luna, but this human poses a threat to both ponies and humanity, since she is hellbent on slaying her to leave.>You intend on becoming the human world’s greatest star and attracting all of the attention that humans may give you so that you can rise to fame even higher than you ever could before.>The human flips a switch you have on your back and causes you to transform into Vinnaton 2.0, a far sexier and far more powerful machine than you ever were before.>You two duke it out for some time and you live-stream this as well, but as the view count gets higher and higher and all of your fans realize you’re abandoning them forever, they call you and try to convince you to stay in Equestria.>You realize that even if there is greater potential out there in the human world, you’ll lose your fan base and you won’t know how well the humans like you, especially if you’ve tried killing one of their own before and you were originally designed as a human eradication robot.Wat do?
>>39687854>>39687757If it were up to me, I think Rarity and Fancy Pants would be better Mettaton candidates.
>>39687029What if she has “undying” fans who willingly become her thralls?
>>39688518I dunno, I think that's a bit out of tone, but I could also see an episode where one of the main six, probably Pinkie or Twilight, goes to investigate that strange new club full of ponies that nobodies ever seen before and discovers that the DJ is a blood sucking vampire who's mind controlling them! And then they panic and there's a big outrage until Vinyl explains that, no, she's not forcing anyone to be there, they're her friends and have been for nearly 200 years. They're the eternal dance party and they just wanted to cheer Ponyville up a little; not mind control anyone or suck them dry. They're just a cool rave party that happens to be made up of vampires.
>>39688585>They're the eternal dance party and they just wanted to cheer Ponyville up a little; not mind control anyone or suck them dry.Then how would they gain nutrition? Would they raid hospitals for blood bags or would they simply conjure whatever they need?
>>39688585>who’s mind controlling them>she’s not forcing them to be thereThat sounds rather contradictory.
>>39688666No, Pinkie just thinks she's mind controlling them because she's a vampire, Vinyl is completely fine with them thinking for themselves.
>>39688622All their blood is ethically sourced from animals that they brutally tear apart in the Everfree forest.
>>39690274Then my question is what Fluttershy would do if she ever comes into contact with them. Isn’t she supposed to be the one pony who protects Equestria from the dangerous creatures of the Everfree?
>>39690260The Jedi mind trick only works on the weak-minded anyway.
whats happening in this image?
>>39692504Pussywubs, Vinyl’s favorite
>>39693599Vinyl stop sexually bullying Octavia, she's starting to like it.
>>39693960So what would Octavia do when she realizes Vinyl vants to suck her blood?
>>39692504Vinyl has a minor cut below her right eye :(
>>39697008What if she’s blushing?
>>39696041>>39696501>tfw no bottom-heavy wub gf
>>39692027>The only thing you see as she rearranges your guts with her big, glowing, neon blue strap-onWill you return the favor?
>>39699618Idk, kinda feels more gay than her just having a real dong.Because at that point you’re not really pleasuring her, it’s just something in your ass.Plus, if she doesn’t have a real one, when returning the favor there’s no cum button to squish.
>>39699989I wanna put a hand print on that fat ass that matches her thong.
>>39700575But Anon, /vst / is best thred because we are free to post spandex Vinyl butts, massive futa cocks, pony pussy, etc.
>>39700636don't forget woobaor feeta for that one guy
>>39701231>spoilerI'm not that one guy but I love wubfeet
>>39701255I just think they're cutebut I wouldn't say no to a DJ footjob
>>39700355why is every horizontal color pattern a gender flag these days
>>39701697Are you minimizing my identity as a vinylsexual?
>>39701706For all I care be whatever you want.But don't make every color pattern a sexuality.Here, have a cookie.
>>39701697Do those eyes mean she’s King Sombra in disguise?
I want youto wub ME
Watch her shake her unicorn butt
My mom (Vinyl) has got it going on>Oh hush hon', that was an eternity and a half ago..>"Bullshit you still got a butt that could bounce quarters off it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ZzZkKqzxcI kind of hate that all my favorite Vinyl pics are anthro...
>>39702748I kind of get that.I mean if you filter anthro searching busty vinyl scratch it literally halves the results.
There's this commercial I hear a lot on the radio about a local vinyl flooring outlet/service center.>"Vinyl is durable, reliable, and proven to stand up to whatever time and the elements can throw.">[Smug DJ smiling and nodding; wpppsh's flank when she hears 'durable']
>>39702748>>39703006I just view it as a best of both worlds situation.It gives you all the wooba of human Vinyl with the horsieness of pony Vinyl.If it still bothers you, sometimes in my autism I pretend human and pony Vinyl dragon ball Z fusion danced and can split whenever they feel like it.
>>39703611>the wubverse includes transformer sexbot vinyl and now dbz tier fusionsI don't hate this.
Back to wub
>>39700063Everything we do in life is about sex (sounding like a total coomer, I know), except for sex, which is about power. It's why people are always talking about "tops" and "bottoms".Vinyl violating you with a plastic phallus is a raw, vulgar display of the power she has over you. In a sadistic way it does in fact please her. So the question still stands, will you return the favor and exercise power over her, or will you remain submissive?I for one submit to the Wubmaster
>>39703611>>39703616>"Hey Anon check it out!">Walking into the kitchen was Vinyl, ponyville/canterlot high DJ depending on if you were talking to the human or pony version.>Which seemed to be neither of them as the Vinyl looking at you currently was somewhere in the middle.>A pony face but with a humanish body, fur, mane, and a tail, but with arms and hands.>You didn't really know how to react to her except let the cornflakes you were having for breakfast drop out of your mouth back into the bowl.>"Hey don't freak out, it's just us, or... me I guess?" Vinyl says awkwardly, scratching her pony ear with her fingers.>Finding your voice, you deal with the most pressing matter first."Why are you naked?">Looking down at herself, Vinyl looks back up a little confused.>"Uh, 'cause I'm always naked? ...er, I mean I felt like it?">Pondering her own mind, Vinyl's hands wander aimlessly over her muzzled face and tail, feeling them deftly as if she had done so a million times before but also like she had just discovered them.>"Oh right! They kinda ripped off, got too small for my new sexiness.">Striking a pose, Vinyl flicks her mane and pushes up her breasts, much larger than her human version's.>It was too early for this, but your boner disagreed."Did pony you get convinced by human you to fuck around with magic again?">Deflating a little at you not reacting to her, Vinyl shakes her head no."Naw, we were just practicing some new dances with each other and all of a sudden we were like, one pon-uman.">Twisting her face with confusion, Vinyl tries again.>"Er I mean one hu-pony- stop that!">Picking up a spoon, Vinyl glares at herself in in it's reflection.>"As long as we're like this we're going by P-UM-O-AN-Y bitch! AHHHH!">Yelling with frustration, pumoany Vinyl grabs her own hair and yanks it before booping her snoot roughly.>As she fights with herself, you go back to your cornflakes, this outburst really nothing new besides the bodies being reduced by one.>"'What the bloody hell is all this racket at six in the morning?!"' comes an irritated British accent from down the hall.>"Great, now you've pissed off Tavi, good going genius." Vinyl says to herself.>"ME? You're the one who couldn't stop-!">""Yes what is all the commotion? Vinyl I swear you better be bleeding or bruised in there for all that noise!"" An exact copy of the first voice adds in.>"That one's your fault dummy." Vinyl whispers with a grunt. "Crap they're coming, act natural!">The sound of hooves and feet come from the hall and Vinyl props herself up on the table with an arm, giving her best performance grin.>When the two Octavias enter the kitchen, bleary eyed and in their nightgowns, they take one look at Vinyl and sigh exasperatedly.>"Pretty cool, right Tavi?">Rubbing their foreheads in sync, the Octavias don't respond, instead taking a seat on either side of you.>"'Did you make tea Anonymous?"'"No sorry, just woke up to this."
>>39705344>""Ah that's quite alright, understandable really."">The two then get up and go to start the kettle, Vinyl wavering in her position and clearing her throat.>"P-Pretty cool r-right?">"'Vinyl go put on some clothes."'>""Yes, for all our sakes, please."">Going over to the stove with the grey girls, Vinyl takes the human one by her arms.>"Aww Tavi c'mon! You gotta admit this is cool!" she says, shaking her.>When all she gets is a blank stare, she moves on to the pony version, picking her up like a large dog by the armpits.>"It's me! Both of me, in one! It's awesome!">Scrunching her snout, pony Octavia waves her hoof in front of her nose.>""Chips and pickles for breakfast again Vinyl?"">Disappointed, Vinyl drops Octavia onto the floor, the pony thankfully twisting and catching herself like a cat on the tile.>"Oh I get it, you guys are just jealous and pretending like you don't care huh?">Both cellists roll their eyes in unison at this.>"'Yes yes, we are both dreadfully stricken and spiteful of your... whatever this is."' Human Octavia says, gesturing to Vinyl's combined body.>The sarcasm was not lost on the DJ and she pouts, putting her hands on her shapely hips.>""Are you able to reverse it?"" Asks the grey mare from down below. >"I'unno." Vinyl says with a shrug.>""Well try, I would rather not have your bare crotch at eye level this early in the morning thank you."">Crossing her arms over her large chest, Vinyl continues pouting.>"Hmf, you lameos are no fun.">"'Change back and have some real breakfast please, the human you has an appointment with me today, or have you already forgotten?"'>Sighing disappointedly, Vinyl screws her face up and thrusts her hands outwards with a loud HA!>This has no effect besides annoying the two Octavias.>""Sweet Celestia, please don't tell me you're stuck like that."">Shaking her head, Vinyl's spiky mane whips back and forth.>"Nah, nah, nah, I got it, it's just- HA!">Again nothing happens.>"'Oh fer- she definitely is..."' Groans the human Octavia, pouring herself some much needed tea.>Vinyl tries several more shouts and poses but nothing works, the Octaivas comforting each other on their respective Vinyls' stupidity.>"'This is just like when she got her hand stuck in my grandmother's cookie jar and we were forced to break it to get it out."'>""Or the time when she was inebriated and her horn went through the sheet rock and punctured a water line."">"Hey! Both of those were- HEYAH! -accidents, it's not like I meant to do those!">The two Octavias just look at each other pityingly and give themselves a rub on the back.>"Wait, I know! I can't separate cause you need two to tango!">""Pardon?"">"You know, you can't dance by yourself? Well, if there's not two of you that is.">Human Octavia looks just as confused as the pony.>"'I'm not following either."'>Waving her arms around impatiently, Vinyl beckons the two over to her.>"Ugh just come here real quick and I'll show you."
>>39705346>Unimpressed and groggy, the two cellists follow Vinyl's instructions and perform the movements she tells them to.>"Kay, we were like this, and this... okay, now say FEW!">Doing as they were told, the grey duo say the phrase while striking a pose.>"Okay now go like this and this, aaaaaand now say SHUN!">Again, the Octavias strike another pose and copy the words.>"Now the important bit, bend over and stick your legs out really far and touch fingers and hooves. Okay good, now go HA!">After doing so unenthusiastically, a bright flash emanates from the two Octavias and a second later, there was only one.>"'What the-? VINYL what did you DO?!"'>Looking over herself, the pumoany Octavia starts freaking out, tugging on her tail and arms like they weren't part of her body.>"'I thought this was supposed to help you, not make the situation WORSE!"'>"Relaaaaax Tavi, I knew this was gonna happen, it's aaaall part of my plan don't worry.">"'Where is my nightgown?!"' Octavia shrieks, awkwardly covering her nude body.>Pointing to the floor, Vinyl directs Octavia's attention to the destroyed garment.>"You outgrew it.">"'I wha-?"'>Feeling the heavier weight on her chest, Octavia looks down to see she had grown boobs/gone up a few cup sizes.>Smirking at the speechless cellist, Vinyl was enjoying the show in front of her immensely.>"Butt too.">Craning her head over her shoulder, Octavia arches her back to look at her new butt, a sleek black tail jutting out from above it.>"You've got some cake now girl~">Calmed down a bit, Octavia glares at Vinyl for a moment before her eyes glaze over.>"'Oh my, impressive. Thank you dear, you're not too bad yourself.">"Oh yeah, check out each other's memories, it's a little freaky deaky but cool as Tartarus, it's like you actually did all those things in another body.">A moment passes and a much calmer Octavia snaps back to reality.>"'Ahem... so what do we- well I suppose "I" need to do now to get us back to normal?"' She asks, gingerly bouncing her bare chest with her hands experimentally.>"Oh that's easy, we just do it again with each other.">Confused, Octavia frowns and shakes her head.>"'What? How would that even- are you positive?"'>"Totally sure it'll work yeah.">"'Really?"'>"Like a solid forty percent.">"'...That does not inspire a lot of confidence Vinyl."'>"Well think of it like this, you can't put more than one jack in a plug, so if we do this then it'll like, factory reset and spit us all back out or something.">Completely unconvinced, Octavia just stares at the DJ with tired eyes.>"Look it's the only idea I have, if you've got something better lemme hear it.">Moments pass in silence before Octavia closes her eyes.>"'Okay, we can try it."'
>>39705348>"Sweet, alright lets do it!">Getting ready, the two mares make sure they were in the right position.>"'If this doesn't work I am garroting you with my bow string."'>Smiling, Vinyl waves her off nonchalantly.>"Relaaaax, it'll work. Kay here we go!">In sync, the two mares strike their poses and say the mantra at the same time, ending it by touching their fingers together.>A brilliant flash larger and brighter than Octavia's temporarily blinds you, causing you to miss your mouth with your spoon.>Once you blink the stars from your eyes, you were in fact, predictably, met with one being instead of four."Wow it worked!">Shaking the daze out of her head, Vintavia looks at you excitedly.>"Really?">Her voice echoed with both Vinyl's and Octavia's, like two audio tracks played at the same time."No.">Looking at herself, Vintavia finds she has a hard time looking over the swell of her breasts with how large they had gotten with this transformation.>"Oh bloody hell, I'm gonna need a fookin' circus tent to cover myself at this point!">Thinking for a moment the taller girl shakes her head annoyed.>"And NO I am NOT walkin' around NUDE! ...even if it would be kinda fun.">She was a very light shade of grey now, her mane was long and black but spiky and full of blue highlights, a spiral unicorn horn splitting her bangs.>Her cutiemark had changed as well, the beamed eighth notes and treble clef having joined onto a few lines like a music sheet, stuck on a very immense ass.>Stumbling with her new body, Vintavia catches herself on a cabinet, promptly putting her hand through it.>"Simply perfect, I'm like a newborn rhino over here.">Fixing her red and purple eyes on you, the mare gets an idea and bites her lip.>"Hey so like, would you care to join me in the bedroom and fuck?">Her sultry gaze lasts only a moment before she realizes something.>"Wait no we cannot, I've got a ton of stuff to do, I'll be late for the appointment and- oh, right, I'm one pon-erson now.">Irritated, the mixed mare shakes her head harshly.>"AH cut it out! Okay deep, calming breaths, let us get under control here.">Vintavia inhales and exhales deeply for a moment before looking at you again.>"Anonymous, I would like to engage in sexual relations with you to decompress a bit before I go crazy and beat myself for being a colossal fuckup.">The mare doesn't wait for an answer as she quickly picks you up and carries you off with her."This is a pretty cool episode."
>Biblically accurate Vinyl>"Yo Anon, be not afraid dude."kek
pov: you just found out gta vice city has a hot coffee cheat too
I originally wrote this for Canterslut and haven't updated it in a while, but I was told it would be enjoyed here too:>https://ponepaste.org/4986EqG Vinyl accidental self slutification through messing around with Dazzlings recordings.Maybe one day I'll write more.
Anyone interested in an anthro cyberpunk AU story where Vinyl has a dick and a shitton of robotic bodymod going on?
>>39706796Too bad, the world will be graced with it regardless. Octavia's in it too I guess.
>>39706770Hey I’ve read that, loved the first part and the piercing scene, would love to read more if you add to it.>>39706790Yeah sounds hot, Vinyl, cyberpunk, anthro, and wubdong are all winners in my book.>>39706799>Cyberpunk OctyIt keeps getting better
>>39706826Tavi isn't as heavily modded as Scratch but she's got some enhancements too. Meanwhile Vinyl is over the top with it even compared to the rest of the setting.
>>39706880Sick, love me a heavily augmented cyborg girl who can rip me in half or crush me between her thighs like a grape.
>>39706923Funny, I do have a bit about Octi breaking someone's arm because she's got hand implants to play her instrument with more precision and less wear.
>>39706950>Octavia got that gorilla gripHot, bet those pianist fingers give a great handy.
>>39707059>pianistI know this isn't the Octa thread but you should know better about your waifu's marefriend
>>39707089Most musicians start out on the piano, plus I bet Octavia is fluent in more than just one instrument
>>39707170I bet she plays Vinyl's buttons real well.
>>39707220Octavia is for being Vinyl's cocksock.
>>39707220>Vinyl installed extra clits in herselfHot
>>39707343If your robot Vinyl's nipples aren't rotating knobs you're doing her wrong.
>"...P-Pianist..pfft-hahaah!">'Thank you, Vinyl, very mature.'
>>39707718>Her nipples control her sensitivity and go all the way to 11>If she's maxed out she can cum from just a touch
Anybody else ITT not a complete and utter coomer who cannot stop talking about obscure fetishes?
>>39707785VS-3000? Drain this mans balls he's clearly experiencing irritable male syndrome.
>>39707809>>39707840kek, fair enough
>>39707785I just like the creativity of it and am along for the ride.Doesn't really bother me at this point.
I wanna hang out at Vinyl's house, bros.
>>39708527Imagine the smell.
>>39709206doritos, dew, and femcum?
>>39709468Lots of femcum, and some drugs. Vinyl strikes me as an absolute degenerate who spends hours masturbating while intoxicated.
I'VE GOT THE KEYI'VE GOT THE SECREThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpBsuyg2Nv8(If Vinyl Scratch is 10s wub, is her mom 90s trance and house?)
>>39710064>10s wubno>is her mom 90s trance and houseI like this headcanon however
>>39710466>I like this headcanon howeverMe too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8IVONhSEY0The thing is that all the pony names I can think of really only works in the context of music trackers and demoscene, like Pattern Reel.
Do Vinyl's balls vibrate when she cums?
>>39710515They pulse to the beat.
>Miles gave two inspirations for the writing of "Children". One was as a response to photographs of child Yugoslav war victims that his father had brought home from a humanitarian mission in the former Yugoslavia; and the other, inspired by his career as a DJ, was to create a track to end DJ sets, intended to calm rave attendants prior to their driving home as a means to reduce car accident deaths. "Children" cost £150 to record.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q
>>39710642>Vinyl masturbates with vibrators synced to her wubs
>Vinyl Scratch being embaressed by her mother's stage name of "DJ R3T4RD">"It was a different time."
>>39710749>Vinyl's mother got teen pregnant while doing drugs>Vinyl has brain damage as a result
>>39710682>he was so shit his music killed all the hype, everytime
>>39710749Known for this hit singlehttps://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4
>>39711239>Vinyl is technically a disabled pony, but happens to be very talentedDangerously plausible.
>>39710749>Vinyl's parents used to tease each other by calling the other one "mallcore"
>>39711502>The song that was meant to calm people down is still a total bangerSounds amazing.
>>39712027I love my mentally damaged waifu, bros.I want to rape her.
>>39712750>I want to rape her.Consensually, r-right?
>>39712759She's too mentally stunted to consent. But hopefully she'll enjoy it.
>>39706770I remember that there was also that CYOA adventure story in the Bimbo threads that had this exact premise. It was fun for a while until we cucked ourselves by telling Tavi that we were slowly bimbofying ourselves and she told us to stop.
>>39706790Does she have multiple tongues though?
>>39712938And you didn't force Tavi into the bimbofication as a result?
I want Vinyl to kill herself with wubs.
>>39712938I should do a cyoa here.
>>39714359The last one didn't get much interest though, if I remember, which is a shame. I really liked Vinyl putting those three futas in their place. If you go through with it, just remember that we're a really passive general, you might not get responses for a while.
How would you describe Vinyl's personality.>inb4 'horny.'
>>39714750>"...That's Wub THERAPISTS, Mr. Connery..not 'Wub The Rapists'.">-ALL THE BLOODY WUBS ARE RAPISTS, TREBEK!
>>39714760>WUBS. DRUGS. AUTISM. HORNY. WUBS. DRUGS. AUTISM. HORNY. WUB->"AHHH FOR CHRISTSAKE YOU GODDAMN WUBCRAZY FRUITERS!! I CAN'T EAAAARRGGGH!!">[CANS.WUB]
Did someone say thicc wooba?https://derpibooru.org/images/3061975
>>39715543somebody hasn’t been milking their wubslut for her to get that big
>>39715543should not arise dong but does
>>39716055With DJ mammaries that big, you don’t have a choice.
>>39715974>"Anon, what the hell! When you married me, you put it in your vows that you'd milk me at least three times a day!""I have. I've already milked you three times today!">"And as a loving husband, you're supposed to actually do it four times! That's what love is about!"
>What? What do you mean 'this again'?>Like, how do you not recognize your wife when you see her, dude?>Pssht, I am CLEARLY Vacuum Starch..er I mean Vinyl Scratch..>Now lose the pants and let's get horizontal.
>>39715543>>39716150>when you got engaged to Vinyl you thought you were marrying a world renowned DJ, not a freaking dairy cow>her already massive tits had exploded in size, their output following suit, no doubt thanks to your daily milking>but you had promised her in your vows you’d take care of her needs, and like a good husband you had done so>it wasn’t all bad, you saved thousands on milk and hadn’t needed a pillow in years, just one of Vinyl’s gargantuan tits being more than sufficient to rest your weary head on>you also weren’t blind, Vinyl’s indulgence in her own milk had filled her out nicely, a little pudgy here and there but overall thickened with extremely feminine curves, her ass being no exception>so you shoulder her heavy burdens every day, without a hint of a grimace, even as your hands ached and fingers throbbed, you would do as you said you would all those days ago, because you loved her>”Anon! It’s time for my fifth milking~”“Yes dear”
>What manner of depravity is taking place in Vinyl's thread, I imagine..>No doubt some clandestine affair where they discuss what variety of 'woobas' their robo-pony-anthro-hooman Vinyl would have. Ahaha~>G-Gross...>[Stop thinking about it, Octavia, stop!]
>>39716608It’s no use being tsundere Octavia, you’re my wife’s marefriend, I know how you really feelAnd you’re gonna admit it or I’m going to get Vinyl to pin you to the bed with her massive woobas again until you do
>>39716608>[Don't think about her ravaging you with her massive cock]>[Don't think about her ravaging you with her massive cock]>[Don't think about her ravaging you with her massive cock]
Out of curiosity, would you rather:>play as Vinyl or as Octi>anthro, pony, or human>canon-ish or sci-fi AU
>>39717147Play? Like view from someone’s perspective?>Vinyl or Tavi, either perspective works>anthro>sci-fi
>>39716953"Octy c'mon, we're at the beach, stop staring at Vinyl's bulging bikini bottom already.">"W-What?! I wasn't! I'm not that kind of-!""Or if you really can't control your degenerate urges again, at least wait until I set up the umbrella to pull her out.">"I-I'm not a degenerate..."
>>39720076My name is Anon and I'm a woobaholic(group in unison: Hi Anon)I got a disease an they dunno what to call it
>>39714750Forward, Impulsive, Bold, Rolling with life and whatever it throws at her, resting in the absolute best she can make of it.
>>39718359Play as in, who should be the main character of the CYOA.And even if it gets lewd, it's not really a Vinyl CYOA unless it's about Vinyl.
Bump up the music, DJ
How big is Vinyl's dick?
>>39721145>whatever works>massive nipples
>>39721722I swear to God, if I have to bump it down...
>>39720609Oh I see, same answers then.>>39722212long enough she can put it between her tits and suck on it.
>>39722237This one's much harder to play with, isn't it?
>>39723268>long enough she can put it between her tits and suck on it.This is how Vinyl spends 80% of her day.
Well F it, this'll probably be slow and inconsistent as heck hut we'll manage. Maybe.>choose starting location>choose existing bodymod>futa or not>should dice rolls be includedHope I'll make this enjoyable for you all, fellow Vinylfags.
This thread sure is hornier than I expected.
>>39723795It is about a unicorn.
>>39723799Yea, she's only supposed to have one horn.
>>39723764Oh also, 3rd person or 2nd?
>>39722237>when Vinyl insists on wearing the 'Countess Scratch' get-up to every gighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o_m8Ul-M94
>>39723764>choose starting locationIn or around strip club that may or may not act as a front for blackmarket activities>choose existing bodymodjust one? hmm, I vote cybernetic musculature, perfect for an active partymare who may occasionally need to get her hands dirtyalso acts as a nice, sturdy foundation for later (heavy) bodymods>futa or notfull package deal, big horse dong, heavy balls, and tight pussy>should dice rolls be includedVinyl definitely gambles, makes everything more interesting>>39723832>Oh also, 3rd person or 2nd?Whatever's easier to write, doesn't matter to me
>>39723965>just oneNo, I should have clarified, you can have more. I meant in general what we're starting with. Suppose I should have pruralised it, yeah.
>>39723986well in that case, with her being in close proximity to both a black market and a strip club, she has an interesting selection of mods to choose fromhere's a bunch I came up with, they don't all need to be included, or can be left for later upgrades in the story, just throwing out some ideas because I can't choose>along with her cybernetic musculature, metalized ceramic alloy bones would be a cool upgrade, don't need to worry about breaking bones, except for your enemies'>OBSCENE ass and wooba, the general population is already pretty chesty and she'll be damned if the enhanced strippers at the club think they can upstage HER>port/interface she can use to diagnose her internal computer or hack into things she's not supposed to snoop around in>incredibly flexible joints and muscles, would make a ballerina and contortionist jealous>soft, sensitive, squishy skin mods, makes almost her entire body erogenous and irresistible to touch, especially to herself>horn enhancements, increasing her magical output and abilities beyond a normal unicorn's>microbots in body for disease control, damage repair, modification>her cock could be cybernetic or just genetically born with it, either way it's large and ready to cum buckets>arm blades, like big ones popping out of the wrist or a clandestine shank from between knuckles (could also use to interface with electronics)>leg blades, same concept but in the hooves for deadly kicks>>39712942 multiple tongues and make 'em long, enough said>eye augments that give her incredible eagle-like vision, infrared, thermal, xray, and a HUD>various piercings that can vibrate and glow>incredibly dexterous pussy muscles, giving her complete control over them at the same level as her own fingers, has a setting to squeeze and stroke to any music playing>implant that she can use to communicate silently, either like pseudo telepathy if the recipient has ear/brain augs or used to send texts instantly>easily milked prostate, basically her push to cum button>stealthy, projectile weapon hidden somewhere on her body, limited ammo but deadly>voice modulator, can make her voice sound like anything, autotune, backing soundtrack, even other ponies>pegasi wings, for that alicorn look and flight>wooba milk, with extra nutritional properties and/or high alcohol content>extra arms, for multiple hugs at once and a whole lot of groping>pop-out skates in her hooves for faster locomotion and gnarly tricks at the skatepark>sub-dermal armor, just in case she gets into trouble>hardlight projectors for defense/clothesthat's about all my austism's got, pick your faves and roll with it
all of my wuball of my wubto (you)
>>39724216That's a lot of cybermods, no one mare could handle all those.
>>39725978Perhaps, but Vinyl strikes me as a mare who’d overdo it anyway, just because she was told she couldn’t.I’m sure the occasional glitch and overheating is nothing to worry about, another mod should fix it.
>>39725639I want to kiss that mare!
>>39726657>Anon, my hips are moving on their own!>No, I mean, literally!>I think my augments are bugging out, I can't stop them!>Stop smiling, this is serious!
>>39727056>Vinyl has so much conflicting code in her that sometimes processes will just start running out of nowhere.>Since she couldn’t decide on being a shadow assassin or high class escort, she did the logical thing and chose both despite several modders and doctors telling her it wasn’t possible.>But flash enough money and you can get your way with just about anything, and Vinyl is always flush with cash.>So after extensive modding over a couple years, there’s bound to be a few crossing wires.>Like right now, Vinyl was currently twerking and humping the furniture around the room, her lower half completely out of her control.>Grabbing at her large gyrating hips and thighs, Vinyl tries to forcibly make them stop, to no avail.>She wanted you to fetch her diagnosing kit so she could poke around inside herself and fix it, but you had a better idea.>It was the layman’s way of doing things but it almost always worked.>A sufficiently strong orgasm would sort this problem out, all you needed to do was grab her wide broodmare hips and they’d do the rest.
>>39726928do ityou wont
>>39726657This post is peak unf
>>39727875I'd bump those wuubas.
>>39729015Loli ScratchLoli Scratch
>>39723675Can’t blame her, why would she do anything else if she could relax and suckle on her tip all afternoon?
>>39729212Vinyl is for mindless hedonism
>>39729320>no mindless hedonist DJ wife
>>39729212>>39729320>Come home to see Vinyl mostly nude and spaced out on the couch, her throbbing cock between her fat tits and leaky tip between her plump lips.>Her dazed gaze moves to the door, her eyes faintly twinkling with recognition as she shifts in your direction.>Upon seeing you, she cums again, her urethra distending as it pushes each spurt up her long length and into her waiting mouth.>After a dozen pulses, Vinyl removes her mouth from her cock after what must have been hours and attempts to speak.>”Hegh behby ah-““Don’t talk with your mouth full Vinyl.”>”Sowwy.“ *Gulp*>Taking a seat next to your hedonistic marefriend, she audibly swallows the rest of her load before talking again.>”Hey baby, long time no see~” She coos, wrapping an arm around you and pulling you into her body affectionately.>Giving you a kiss, you could smell the heady scent of her countless loads on her breath she had been busy with all day.>”Muah, Tavi’ll be home in a bit with food, and I know just the way to pass the time~”>Giving her tip a parting lick, she bends down and undoes your pants, replacing her cock with yours in her hot mouth, using her cocknursing skills she had perfected all day on you.
>>39726928POUR SOME WUBSLUT ON MEEEIII
>>39732395holy shit she looked and waved she wants us
>>39732825sh shhh shhhhhut the fuck upppp!!!! you're gonna blow it!
>>39732825>>39732846>Sup Anon!>[sheknowsyourname?!]>"Y-YOU TOO!">*brisk virgin walk*
>>39733466>"Playing hard to get huh? Well, whaddya think of these?"https://derpibooru.org/images/3065256
where my huge wooba fat cocc overmodded hedonistic futa cyberpunk DJ anthro wife
>>39732825Or maybe she just vants to suck our blood.
>>39734375DJ MOMMY MILKERS
>>39734974Oh my God she's bending over aahh
>>39735067eveashgrove draws weird butts, manall I'm saiyan
>>39734375I think they're much too big for your frame, and they look incredibly unnatural, almost as if someone badly drew some boobslop on you.
>>39735068>weirdLooks really normal, you sure you aren't just used to the SFM anthro hyper?
>>39735069>AmazonBimbo Scratch calls the accumulated moisture and sweat gathered beneath and between her ginormo tits as 'boobslop'bitch marry me
>>39735068Maybe, but he's a glorious man for doing that request on fucking /trash/ of all places that I happened to be on at the time, you still don't see too many pictures like it.
>>39735081nah legoman is someone who needs to draw vinyl
>>39735078Imagine licking her woobas clean after a hot day in her gigantic bra.
>>39735568>implying she wears a bra
>>39735069Sorry, friend, but I like my boobas big.
>>39736396>..And this is them with electrical tape.>One with decorative ocean themed pasties..>"Oh they're starfish, that's neat.">Right?>"Fuck anyone telling me my bitch ain't creative..">Gonna tittysmother you now, smartass.
>>39736396Vinyl is for fake tits
>>39735784>>39736523>”Sorry to disappoint you ‘Non, but my girls are all-natural and cage-free.”>Smirking at you, Vinyl shakes her huge mammaries in your face, the twin mountains wobbling invitingly.>‘Natural?!’ Comes a posh and indignant voice from the other room.>The smirk on Vinyl’s face vanishes as an annoyed cellist walks into the room.>”D-Don’t listen to her Anon, she’s just jealous.”>‘Jealous indeed, this harlot was flat as a board when we were fillies, she’d stare at my chest all day long while rubbing her own.’>”AHH! Taviiiiiii!” Vinyl shouts embarrassed, lunging at the cellist to shut her up.>Deftly dodging the DJ missile, Octavia watches as Vinyl is unable to stop her top heavy momentum and falls to the floor.>’This filly was and still is obsessed, she found some forbidden spell in a book and used it multiple times every day on her minuscule mosquito bites.'>”N-Nuh-uh.”>’She thought nopony would notice her going up a bra size every week, or start to ask questions when they grew larger than her head.’>’She ended up in serious trouble with her parents once the school figured out what was happening, using dangerous agricultural growth spells on her breasts.’>Going uncharacteristically quiet, Vinyl stands up slowly, her face darkening.“Seems fine to me, she WAS growing melons after all.”>Searing pain graces your cheeks as the vengeful DJ pinches them, pulling on your skin with the fury of a thousand grandmas.>”S’not funny IDIOT!”>As you were pinched mercilessly, Octavia continues.>’And of course, being Vinyl Scratch, did she learn her lesson? Of course not, she was back at it the very next day.’>The pinching on your face stops, Vinyl’s claws ceasing their mutilation, resting on your cheeks.>’And then she has the AUDACITY to complain about back pain now, as if she has no idea what could have caused it.’>Turning to Octavia, Vinyl’s arms hang limply at her sides.>”I told you I’d do it for you too if you wanted…” She whispers.>’And be stuck with ridiculous bimbo tits like you? I think not!’
>>39737269>Cupping her still large but much more proportional chest, Octavia has that haughty look on her face she gets when being snooty.>’Unlike you, my beautiful bosom grew into full maturity WITHOUT any cheating thank you, furthermore, an earthpony like myself- KYAAAAAA!’>Cut off from her conceited tirade, Octavia had been swiftly stripped of her shirt and bra by a magical aura, Vinyl’s talons replacing them, snagging the arrogant cellists nipples.>”CHEATING?! I wasn’t the one who wore a push-up bra and pads, YOU were the cheater stuffing your bra when you already had ginormous- AHNN!~”>Copying Vinyl, Octavia grabs the DJ’s nipples in her fingers as well, twisting them.>’A-At least I didn’t need to use magic to cheat! You forced me to stoop to your level you harlot! NGHHHH!">”Aww, poor little miss can’t handle being smaller than that “vulgar electronic washboard” I know it was you who blabbed to the teachers, bitch- GUH!”>'I was s-simply worried about your health I- HNNNNG~'>"Yeah RIGHT! You couldn't bare to be upstaged by m- AHHH!">Both girls pinched and pulled at each other's breasts, yelling obscenities at each other as you watched the show.>Eventually the two end up red faced and panting on the floor, their boobs blushing red and leaking milk.>"Jealous *pant* bitch.">'Cheating *gasp* cunt.'>The two stay on the floor gasping for air before Vinyl breaks the silence.>"So is it just me, or are both our panties completely soaked right now?">'A monsoon, dear.'>Looking down past the ample swell of her breasts, Vinyl motions to you before starting to wiggle out of her shorts.>"You're up 'Non."
>titty fights with your wives will never be apart of your everyday life
>>39676092I listened to an entire Venetian Snairs album once and it gave me the creeping heebly jeeblies for days. That guy is a genius but also legit disturbed.
>>39737272That's really hot.
>Parker-non what is this?!>'Famed DJ fibbing about 'extra equipment'?'>'What's she really spinning behind that booth'?>Get this trash out of my bugle you faggot 'ally', did the griffons pay you to write this schlock?>You keep company with those shekelbirds and you're gonna get the oven like them, Parker-non!
>>39738138hehe dj have pp
>>39737564Doll Doll Doll is one of my favorite albums of all time exactly for that reason. It's rare for something in electronic music to convey fear and rage on this level.
>a whole 2 hours before the next party
>>39739358Someone should fish Vinyl out of the pool.
>>39739865>RamenWhen does she start sprinting around upright with her hooves out behind her and shouting 'Believe it!'
woobies and boobies
>>39649554Let's try this next thread
>>39740982What do you have against Octavia, you try this every month?
>>39741257Let's try somehing new.
>>39741330Look, man, if we were willing to try new stuff, we wouldn't be stuck with Johan Jameson for the last two years.
>>39741720Yeah, and it's fucking great, you stale memelord!
>>39741816>Depart from my sight, accursed one.>Celestia wills that I purge your filth from the Earth.
>>39741826Over my dead body!
>>39741830>That's the idea!>And when you get to Tartarus, tell em' Tavi 'The Bow' sent you!
>>39736396You can like your boobas big, but there's big, and then there's oversized and abandoning any semblance of human anatomy.
>>39742193>and then there's oversized and abandoning any semblance of human anatomy.And that's hot. Vinyl is for turbodegenerate transhumanist hedonism.
>>39742339No. Vinyl is for gentle love and holding hooves.
>>39742339>Anon you'd still love me if I had like, J cups, right?>"I would.">What if I was like..I don't know, 10 feet tall, too?>"I'd live with it.">And was really strong but not too muscular?>"Also fine, not the end of the world.">What if I overpowered you at times and spoiled and worshipped you?>"Stop we're already married and if anymore blood rushes to my dick I'll die."TURBODEGENERATE HEDONIST DJ WIFE NOW
wubs of nature
>>39742193I am a most any size wooba enjoyer, from flat as a board to tits as big as the body and everywhere in between.Anything larger and it gets a little silly, but even planet sized booba I don’t hate.>>39742494>Amazon DJYeah that’s the stuff, big busty strong girls with equally big hearts is kino.
I miss when this thread was a little less horny.
>>39743261This thread isn't horny ENOUGH.
>>39743273Needs to be more horny towards pony Vinyl.
>>39743387No ones saying you can't.
>>39743393Reading posts about boobs and wubdongs gets really tiring. I'm just here for my background wife.
>>39743387>>39743400Teata is good too
First post next bread at this point, working on Octavia's statsheet. I apologise for disappearing, life got busy and I always find myself in bed too tired to work on this.
>>39745800New thred before I lay down>>39745802