Draw Carrot Bun /mlp/
>>39558073AND HERE COMES BATTSY WITH A STEEL CHAIR
>>39558708>Not knowing who THE batfang isI feel sorry for you.
>>39558073Dumb fucking wagie piece of shit
>>39558073I want to pleasure her during work to lift her spirits up.
>>39558772What if her grumpy boss found out?
>>39558798The more the merrier. Ponut kisses for all.
bumping this cute mare in the hopes for art
one more try
>>39558073I cant draw her because she's literally me
>>39558754GET BACK IN THE CAGIE, WAGIE. AND CLEAN IT UP.
>>39558073This mare needs a boop
>>39560351Top kek, poor mare
I like her a lot, I might do some more later
>>39559868she's a chestlet. 100% deserves it for her shit genetics
>one chance at destiny >it's working at a fast food joint and being depressed Damn, that's grim. Unless like she's the owner of the place but works the registers occasionally to see how things are going
>>39560351mccuck wagie here, that fate would be an improvement
>>39560853I want to boop her snoot and cheer her up day after day
Why no lewd pics of her?
>>39562035She's too exhausted from waging to be in the mood for sex
>>39562305If I pet her mane will she smile?
cute wagie mare
I'd put a bun in her carrotIf you get what i'msaying
>>39562833I really like her eye details, not only the iris but the tired feel they give out...neat
>Her Cutiemark is literally a "hot dog" in between "buns" yet she's stuck doing other jobs for livingImagine how happy she would be to do what her Cutiemark told her to do on your lap.
>>3956283310/10 would reward her with an unpaid day off.
cute wagie go up
Draw her farting on the food
If anyone needs ideas>Her with a raised eyebrow saying "Oh? So you want to try my buns? How original">I just wanna grill>Putting on the attire before a long day work>Relaxing in a pool or lake
>>39561563CLEAN IT UP
>>39564435KEKDon't be the low man on the totem who gets selected for that shit, you'll never be free of it
She deserves way more art.
>>39564890[/mlh/ theme plays in the background]
>>39559868>>39564435I kind of feel bad for these people, because I had to do their kind of work before I was able to leech off the state. Then again, they're probably Americans, so their fate was sealed at birth.
>>39564890>Comes home so tired that she doesnt even undo her tail bun
She took the early shift so she could enjoy the afternoon with (you)
>>39565693God I wish I had a cute wagie in my lap
>>39565387Feels sardine amreDarn pegasi and their fast travel...
>>39565387Legend has it she's still trying to fly out of Zebrica to this day.
I can't stop drawing this mare.
>>39566962Good god imagine the smell.
>>39566962But where's the janitor? she's just the cashier! NoooAt least her Anon tulpa will always be there for herCan't help but imagine her having one ever since these duo posts now >>39564890 >>39564933
>>39566962based. CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE
>>39566962Could you make one with this Karen >>39558798 complaining about her order ?
>>39566962Poor mare! She needs to get rich on Ponecoin™ and stick it to her boss.
>>39567020I wonder if she's a bigger manschizo than Lyra. >>39567043She's at her limit.
How do we make Carrot Bun happy?
>>39567573She probably is if she has a tulpaAlso F and kek
>>39567573I hope she rises above wagie life and ends up owning her own restaurant someday
>>39567573Somebody needs to save her from this life of endless mediocrity.
>>39558073Are there any other cute miserable minimum wage mares?
>>39569424kek, got the expression perfect>>39569432WEW that's a nice rump
>>39558073perfect and cute waifu horse
>>39569432Her butt seems to be getting bigger with each new drawing.
>>39563509>Damn, why does my carrotdog taste so good?
>>39569432Can the plot be used as a pillow?
>>39569424Cute, really nice mii>>39569432Those are some big unpacked buns, WeW
>>39569657you say that like it's a bad thing
>>39569657Stop anon. She doesnt need to know her ass is getting fatter too.
>>39567573Harshpone would never do this. I'm shaking and crying, please tell me this isn't real.
>>39568336I always assumed she owned her little stand or maybe even a chain of them because her cutiemark is literally the sign. I just had a horrifying thought that maybe she is a blank flank an this is what happens to them in the future, forced to paste on some corpo thing on their ass with their uniform because they never found their true special talent.
>>39565387What's she about to say?
>>39572162>maybe she is a blank flank an this is what happens to them in the future, forced to paste on some corpo thing on their ass with their uniform because they never found their true special talent.Holy shit that's depressing anon
>>39572162>>39572407I want to lift the mare spirits with a carrot cake waiting her home in afterhours
>>39572162That reality sounds like something MLP 2.0 would cook up. Things were already bleak when this episode first popped up.
>>39572425Thats like trying to cheer up a McDonald's worker with a Big mac
>>39572460This. She needs to be cheered up with a romantic candlelit dinner, her favorite movie, and eating her ponut for as long as she wants
>>39569657Shes been pregnant for 6 months with your foal cut her some slack.
>>39567573I'm just gonna pretend that Harshwhinny is one of her financial backers and is doing a role play exercise with what a difficult customer can be like and how to deal with it
mare is not for despair.
>>39573402>her entire life she had a passion for food science and combining it with brutal corporate organization until her Carrot Dog empire reached every part of Equestria and even Griffonstone>the strain was too much and she decided to just slum it at random franchises to the horror of management where she decided to work
>>39573402She looks so cute, and so happy.Do you think she would accept a hug as a tip?
>>39560853>>39562833>>39564890>>39565693>>39566962>>39567573>>39573402Very cool art Anons, this mare is great
>>39573402I would kick her dumb box and take the dog without paying. Hopefully she cries.
>>39560853>>39560351>>39562833>>39564890>>39565387>>39565693>>39566962>>39567573>>39569424>>39569432>>39573402CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>39560351>>39560853>>39562833>>39564890>>39565387>>39565693>>39566962>>39567573>>39569432>>39573402I've just been lurking until now but i gotta say I'm loving all the art here, so fun to see background mares getting more appreciation lately.
>>39574031>he does this in every thread
>>39572432gen 4 started out with graves, livestock and cripples. this perfect world nonsense is secondary shlock peddled by people who just browse mareschizo threads
>>39575205You're saying the carrot mare secret spice is love? Loads of it?Nice, I should try it with my mare
>>39575205God I wish she did that with my food
>>39575205Imagine the taste.
>>39564435I need help understanding this video. Why lift that whole container instead of using a pitcher to refill the unit? Or just like how there are instructions on cooking a burger there, there are also protocols on how to refill that unit? Is this video capturing what happens after a series of poor choices? I would ask why didn’t he ask for help, but it looked like everybody else was scrambling with their own tasks and he took it upon himself/knew he couldn’t ask for help. I feel like I am over analyzing this video.
>>39560351>>39560853>>39562833>>39564890>>39565387>>39565693>>39566962>>39567573>>39569424>>39569432>>39573402>>39575205Amazing high quality thread
Keep it bumped, I'm preparing the greens to put in the bun
>Another day passes by>Celestia you're tired>No pony ever appreciates what goes into making a good carrot dog>"...and next time this happens I'm taking away my investment">And then There's Ms. Harshwhinny>Professional to a T>But the worst partner you could've arranged>She came with the funds to help you start up>But it almost feels like she wants to run your little store herself>At least you're making some money back now so it's not too bad>You bit the handle of the door to your home and turn it open>After levitating things all day, you're just happy to be able to touch things without sanitation risks>And looking inside, the almost run down dark place greets you as always>Never said it was tons of money...>With a sigh, you toss your bags beside your door, relieved to not have any weight on your back anymore>You can't imagine how the mailmares handle this, as the trip alone is enough for you to stretch and crack your back>And you promptly do so, sighing happily at another day well done>"Hey, Anon? Are you there?""In the kitchen" - you hear on your mind>He was always the only one who understanded you"Welcome, how about we make some carrot cake?">Or not>With a twitch of your eye, you grunt and turn back to the sofa, ignoring your tulpa and just leaving it be>This day has been the worst>All day working with carrots and he still wants a carrot cake>The nerve>Aand you forgot to get the radio>Aargh>Whatever, you'll just on the couch for a bit>...>Why is it warm>And who turned on the li->It's the sun...>You slept on the couch again>With a sigh, you get up and look outside>It's->LATE>You gonna be late!>Without taking care of yourself, you toss your bags on your back and shut the door with a back leg as you run>There's a few mares on the door who happily wave and give you a good morning>No doubt wanting to get their, now late, breakfast"Sorry for being late, it will be open in a second, just a moment">The horrors of being the only worker and owner of a self made establishment>"Don't worry, the day is young and I'm sure nopony will mind">You don't answer as you rush inside>Sunshower Smiles is a common client, often bringing her best friend too after work hours>And quickly putting on the headdress and skirt, you turn the sign to open and open the door for everypony to come in>Everypony outside has a bright smile, despite their problems and issues>And you can't help but give back a shy smile as you turn back and walk behind the counter>Carrot dogs, carrot drinks and carrot milkshakes>You're glad for the school trip down to Ponyville on your infancy>You still have ties with the same farm you got your cutie mark at, now owned by Carrot Top>To think something so simple would change your life forever like this>Someone gives you a carrot for you to stare and pass around>Instead of passing around, you decided to clean the dirt and put it straight inside a bun
>>39577406>"Ta da~" - you said, not realizing you had just invented the newest craze for times to come>And even after being pointed your new cutie mark, you never thought much of it>What is a carrot on a bun compared to pretty dresses or hell the princesses sun and moon>Not that you weren't happy, but deep inside you wished for something more...>While other fillies made lemonade stands, you decided to make a carrot dog stand>They were simple enough afterall>You have no idea what made ponies flock to your cardboard, but they always told you tales of greatness"It's just a carrot dog" - you say, remembering what you always answered>You only ever brought as many carrots and dogs as your filly bags could hold>That wasn't great for the buns, so despite what others said you stopped selling them and using the cardboard>"It's not JUST a carrot dog, it's THE carrot dog! EEEEEEEE-">An overly excited pony brought you back from your daydream>Right, you're still at work...>You add the pinch of hay for crispness and garden grown lettuce for the carrot bedding before offering the mare her desired food>"EEEEEEEE-">She just had to remind you about being a bat pony, again....>Wait, batponies only come around at night time>Looking outside, another day went by without you noticed>Guess that the saying that time flies when you're doing something you enjoy is true>Picking up a carrot, you stare at it in contemplation>You still wish you had something bigger in your life than mere....carrot dogs>I mean look at Twilight.>Twilight! For Celestia's sake. The damn bookworm>You sigh, shaking your head and knowing this will take you nowhere>Yet, as the store dies down, you decide to try your hoof at another recipe again>All the talk about it being "meh" cannot hide the fact you love trying new things>And so, this time, you cut the carrot in little circles, the thicker top being put aside to not mess the littler ones>But looking at them again, another idea comes around>Maybe you could get a circular bun to put those in next...>You're brought back again by the door bell announcing someone's coming in>Night requests are usually really big or really light>And from the time the door stayed open it's probably going to be the second"Let me guess, a tiny baby dog? a small salad?" - you say in the usual tired voice"Uh I think you should turn around first..." - Anon says in your mind, having stayed quiet most of the day today>Whatever, big fat ponies aren't two>Turning around, and staring between the white legs of the massive mare...and the bottom chest fluff of a blue one tells you otherwise>You never seen the princesses yourself but...>Well, darn, time to find if the moon truly is cheese
>>39577408>"We had thought our little ponies went to sleep early, imagine our surprise to find this quaint shop still open">Celestia meanwhile just sighed, trying her best to not let the worries of the day get on top of her judgement>Plus what would the presses say if she just let this little quip throw her off>"Hello my little pony, I gonna have...five carrot bun specials please""Alright, one moment">"Doesth thou not gonna take our order?""Just did">"Sorry" - Celestia said - "She means her order">You raise your eyes to the other huge princess, fire almost visible in her eyes for being ignored>Two for two for impudence and stepping in their hooves must be a first surely>Meanwhile Celestia kept whispering something to Luna you couldn't hear>"Remember Discord, let it go...">Luna's order was fairly simple and you count yourself lucky to still have the place intact>Still surprised that all five specials were for Celestia alone>But guess that flank is almost as round as a filly is tall>Wait, what was that about everyone else sleeping?>True to her word, besides the princesses, the shop is dry>Day being long gone, everything finished, just you, your kitchen and themselves>Outside even the house lights are off>Not even bats are roaming anymore>Buck, another night wasted on ideas>At least the burguer idea looks tasty, like hayburguers but with extra flavour>And it doesn't even lost the crispiness if you cooked just right>Just gotta get the cooking perfected>Yea guess you can try selling it next day>Or rather today>Wait where's the princesses?>And why is it so bright?>...oh>You hurry to the front to open the door for the day>Wait it's already open, but ponies are still waiting for you to be the first to open>I guess you always coming right on time and opening for everyone first became sort of a ritual>Shaking your head, you try to wear off your tiredness for the coming day>"Hi Carrot Bun! Here's some lotion for those bags in your eyes, try taking some time off sometine~">Sunshine Smiles puts down the beauty product in the counter, booping your snoot as her magic releases it>You can't help but, as always, give back a small shy smile>You love your job
>>39577440>She didn't give Luna the vagoo carrotI want my money back
>>39576007My question is why they didn't have an anti-slip mat.
>>39578366oh shit this dudes with OSHAeveryone go on break; it's a managers problem now
>>39578376Osha is here?OSHA IS HERE!Who is OSHA?
>>39578519Occupational safety & hazard admin; workplace police to enforce safe workzones
>>39578534That's right, Shekelberg, it's one thing to have an employee prepare food INSIDE herself, but when she's doing it without a no-slip mat present?That's gonna be a big fine.
>>39576007hes probably done it a thousand times and felt overconfident. i imagine this is a daily event
>>39577440cute. kinda hard to follow at some points, but cute. thank you, writefriend
>>39579185So do I have to pay extra to get one like that?
>>39566962Manajerk acts like Benson from Regular Show.>"took a Daring Doo in the toilet"That's a pretty funny and clever joke. kek
>>39569432>Lusty Human ButlerOh! I see the Skyrim reference.Lusty Argonian Maid