Helping the needy editionlast drop >>39477837Archived threads:https://rentry.org/jdbarchive
>>What is this thread about?A place to talk about cute and funny humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 For Whom the Bell Tollshttp://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D - Love Gameshttps://pastebin.com/uvc8P8Q8 - Icarian Lovehttps://pastebin.com/m2FUgh9c - I'll think of a title when I'm done writing (Applebloom-story)https://pastebin.com/Rba5avxs - Freshmen, Drama, and Promhttps://pastebin.com/WUA2Fi6h - Silver Spoon Story WIPhttp://pastebin.com/nsNtPdDS - The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Bellehttp://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA - Soarin's Silver Lininghttp://pastebin.com/V5cS27zr Sweetie Bots and Young Lovehttps://ponepaste.org/2645 Filly Brothelhttps://ponepaste.org/7910 Anon and Sunny ShimmyUse Poneb.in to access old pastasUse this post as anchor for new pastas
The best thing about your 2D loli gf?They stay fun sized forever
>>39552970Snowdrop a cute
>>39553312Super cute>Also even if she can't see what a man looks like she still knows what she wants from them
>>39553455B-but that is forbidden love!
Guys, I gotta be honest. I Uoh'd with Rainbow Dash. She's so short and flat, I thought she was a loli...
>>39554048Good. This means you can have actual long-term relationship instead of ditching her for someone younger a couple of years later.
>>39552970>>39553989I love that, for a blind girl, she has a very pretty gaze.
>>39551427I love her tum.
>>39553455>You are Anon, servant to the Silver family, and your young mistress has stunned you with her question.>How does one respond to, "How can I make a girl fall in love with me?!">You clear your throat."Well, I supposed that depends on if you have anyone specific in mind.">Silver pushes the tips of her index fingers together and looks away shyly.>"Um, it's a specific person.""Would it happen to be Diamond Tiara?">She looks shocked.>"H-how did you know?!""A lucky guess. Well, I suppose, the best approach might be direct and forward. In my experience, girl's in positions of power, those used to being in charge and getting their way, find giving up some of that control in private, most often to a lovers behind closed doors, to be very freeing and exciting.">"R-really?""Mhm, so I suggest you grab her, tell her you love her, and that she's going to be your girl from now on. She'll be so caught off guard that she'll agree on the spot. Then take her on a date and things should flow naturally from there.">"Wow, I never would have thought of that... Thanks for taking my question so seriously Anon and giving me an honest answer.""It's no problem my lady.">"Still, thanks, I'll make sure daddy gives you a good bonus this year.""You are very kind, young mistress.">"How come you know so much about making girls like you?""It comes with age.">Plus you imagined seducing Diamond Tiara on occasion, and forming a cunny harem with her and Silver, but that's neither here nor there.
oh well, guess it's animu now
>>39554504>she asks you to fetch refreshments while she's fucking DT.
>>39554540At least is cute anime.
Was it rape?https://poneb.in/Df5dT5wQ
>>39555606Hmmm.... dubious consent, but started as rape. He coerced her into it.
>>39555606Would she see it coming?
>>39555785https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4YbVP9R-A
>>39555773tjponesbloom is too precioussomeone swap those out for candy cigarettes
>>39555606Yes he will burn in hell.
>>39554048>>39554192Kinda make me remember Lucky Star. Konata mom stayed as loli for a pretty long time and her daughter too. MDash it's precious and must have many daughters to keep the "forever loli" genes alive.
>>39555606Sorry Anon, but I like when the consent exist since the start.
>>39556316i wonder what makes someone like thisno offense guy but i never saw this before recently
>>39556065>>39556316>>39556326Let's not get bent out of shape. She accepted her fate fairly quickly and he didn't get rough with her. I'm sure she'll make a fine basement wife.
>>39556533no I meant... the guy I was replying to, nobody used to care about that stuff
How would you convince Rarity to let you stay in Sweetie's room?
>>39556845Who says you need Rarity's permission? As long as Sweetie is willing just sneak into Sweetie's room after Rarity goes to bed.
>>39556895>As long as Sweetie is willing just sneak into Sweetie's room
>>39555804How I knew it was that song?
>>39557115Yeah. (You) sneak into Sweetie Belle's room when Rarity is asleep. Maybe the guy ate a comma so you could understand the sentence.
>>39556581I remember when crazy rape was the norm here. Today the "two extra holes story" would never happen. Or at least it wouldn't reach grim meme status.
>>39556845Fuck Rarity first, so I can spend more time with foreplay with Sweetie Bell. Rarity won't mind.
>>39557718Party correction
>>39557718I bet this damn brat grabs your junk in public and thinks its funny.
>Want some middle schooler cooch>She refusesHow do you react?
>>39557822Uh oh, I think it's correction time!
>>39557857Look out, she has a wand.
>>39558115"Smaller...? More like child size.">"Uh oh."
>>39556845convince her i would never hurt the sweebs then maybe whisper in her ear that if i wanted to, i wouldn't have to wait for her to be asleep>>39557822i think you have it backwards. SHE is supposed to want some of what YOU have, and ask you for it. then you say yes.>>39558019eh if I want that, I have maud. Pinkamena is just the crazy kind.
>>39553057
>>39558613i hate when the food won't go down
>>39553057The best thing about Silver Spoon is that she's a shameless anal slut
>>39557622Times are changing, people forget their roots>>39558436>>39558487>>39558702And some things we used to hate are getting accepted by even oldfag.
>>39558718furry hate has always been a meme. but like so many joke memes, like racism, dumbass young people started doing it for real recently because they not only didn't get the joke, but quite possibly don't get the concepts of jokes.
>>39558718>MLP is furry I hate these faggot so fucking much.
>>39558718I can understand that Anon saying that Neuro move to furry because he sucks drawing humans, but at least he needed to give a try to other stuff with quadruped animals like pokemon. It worked for shoutisfun.
>>39558736all things are furry.
Any romantic green/fic that you recommend?Or at least one that isn't 100% coomer
>>39558727I'm a furry and I can confidently say that furry hate is 100% justified. Western furry fandom have rotten to the core, nuking it and starting over would be the best case scenario.>>39558736MLP is not furry. Only retards who can't see the facts would say otherwise.
>>39558874what you see as rotten to the core is just a pit you've dug yourself intothe core will always be shit like disney robin hood.
>>39556845Suggest making living room fort.>>39558896I prefer Don Bluth movies.
>>39558727No, furries are genuinely awful and are only tolerable in comparison to other, even more obnoxious sexual deviants that have crawled out into the public sphere since the good old days.
>>39558812None come to my head, but maybe an scenario could work.I remember doing a SFW story long ago, but I lost it.
>>39558913there's something to those, too. But for every Mrs Frisby there's six Mrs. Fieldmouse from Thumbelina or Sophie from Anastasias.
>>39558919this dumbass does not understand how pretending to be animal people is more than just a fetish. Everything has to be about sex these days. like there's no other kind of enjoyment besides sexual satisfaction.
>>39558934what about the lady mouse from The Rescuers Down Under
>>39558953That was disney.. was bluth still with disney back during The Rescuers? The cute but slightly offputting little girl and the nasty old hag definitely have his fingerprints on them. But also Milt Kahl's.obviously by Down Under, Bluth was no longer there.. but you're the second person in the last 10 minutes I've seen referring to the mice 'from rescuers down under' so I wonder if, like me, as a kid that was the only one you knew about, not the original Rescuers.
how'd we end up talking about this instead of cute & funnies again
>>39558990cartoon topics are part of that. some cartoons make the cutest and funniest. Some make them kinda weird and .. you might feel funny, but not comfortable. Like that Ed Edd & Eddy show
>>39558976>so I wonder if, like me, as a kid that was the only one you knew about, not the original Rescuers.It's the only one I had occasion to watch, at least, and by all accounts it's the better one anyway
>>39559097true ha
>>39557718two layers of swimsuit is not enough to fly in Scruffistan
>>39557809and she'd be right. that would be funny.
>>39558932Plow the fed out of her
Snowdrop?More like S-NOw Spitting.
>>39559499Maybe to her, it wouldn’t be to the people around you.
>>39560191>Hey buddy, you mind? My mini gf is rearin' to go too, but we're in public.Excayuuuuuuuse me.
>>39560201>Tfw too enthusiastic funny wiveDamn, Snowdrop, I know you like feeling things, but hold on a bit. We can't even use the public restrooms, Silver has been to active with her man.
>>39557718This goes from "Nonny, let's have a party with your party cannon!" to>>39558019"I know you're just faking it, I'm sorry I'm not your type..."
>>39560471>New society comes with new rules>Posted in public places and on public transit>'Loading unloading zone only'>'30 minute customer parking'>'Heavy petting only allowed between 8 a.m. and 2 p.m.; 4 p.m. weekends'
>>39560854>Courtesy crayons are mandatoryAt least things will get more colorful.
>>39560868>Waiter: Sir? Will the Young Miss require a placemat maze?>"Hon, that sound like something you'd like?">Wife: '..Yes. Glitter crayons, too, please.'>"She'll take one, yes, thank you.">Waiter: Outstanding, sir.
Bump
>>39561269That guy was right we need art, but how can we do that without some resident watchdog flipping shit over nothing
>>39561275Linking to it? Or are they in full 4free mode?
>>39561348Can never be sure, remember last thread towards the end where they went "UM that's NOT PG rated, sweaty..."
>>39561366Awww :(
>>39561728It's not like alot of loli is exactly sfw, and the solo humanized stuff can get kind of stale imo
>>39562046That's the last 'grown-up' coffee I share with her. I mean, I told her it was 'irish' and not to go crazy.
>>39562046Every week, every seek this brat comes to my home, drinks like 4 cans of Pepsi and Cider, goes crazy and plays with me, then collapses on my bed with her ass sticking out in the air.
>>39562630The good one, to bad that her friend is such a bitch sometimes but I guess that happens with any human fillies that is in love with her dad.
more cutes
>>39563222The same numbers will it to be so.
>>39561748>Titanic, but it’s with a cute and funny mini wife
>>39563269Maybe they could both fit on the door this time
>>39563279kek and a half
>>39563269>>39563279>>39563290>dying is basedWtf euro hours
>>39563295anon, if they both fit on the door, then they DON'T diedying is where you go in the water, see
>>39562940>is in love with her dadHave you seen her mother? She doesn't have so much of a competition.
We're gonna slow down big time if alls we got is contentless bumps and no greennot bery nice
>>39563899Happen to all the threads eventually. The thing would try to bump with a picture, at least these kind of bumps are nice.
>>39563899We try anon. The thing is... the subject is very sensitive.
>>39564128>the subject is very sensitiveI'll say!
>"Hey, old man! Quit staring and help us put on some sunscreen!"
>>39564448Callin me old man?..That's a paddlin.
>>39564452That’s what they were counting on
>>39552970I don't know why, but every time I see the OP, I want to brush Snowdrop's hair, and give her kisses and cuddles.
>>39563899>artfags: busy>editfags: busy>writefags: busyThis is why I proposed using AI stuff for content
>>39564124>Happen to all the threads eventually.it was tragic watching that happen to incest thread
>>39556845You don't want Rarity's permission. It's much better if she is actively working to keep you away from her. For Sweetie Belle a big part of the thrill comes from defying her sister and doing something forbidden. Another part comes from her knowing that you prefer her over Rarity.Sweetie lives in Rarity's shadow, never feeling like she can quite live up to her big sister's glamor and sophistication. In this situation it's even worse. If Rarity got jealous or catty here it would actually placate Sweetie's ego somewhat, because it would mean that Rarity views her as legitimate romantic competition. The fact that she assumes this protective older sister role instead means that Rarity just sees her as a kid sister who needs looking out for.That (You) would consciously choose to pursue Sweetie over Rarity is the most flattering compliment you could possibly pay her. She will have no problem sneaking around behind her sister's back, and will probably do just about anything (You) want her to. However, if Rarity were to give the relationship her blessing, the spell would be broken and Sweebles would be more likely to see (You)r many, many flaws and realize that she could probably do better.Of course, being young and naive, Sweetie fails to realize that her sister is completely right to be protective here: (You) really are just a creepy old weirdo trying to take advantage of her innocence. However, this is no concern to (You). Sweetie can work all of that out with her therapist a decade from now. Hopefully, by then, (You) will have had the sense to change your identity.
>>39565273I wrote there once back in 2018, and the thread was a shitshow constantly. I decided it wasn’t worth the effort, because one name coming up was all it took to derail it every time. If there’s anyone I hate more than the people who light the first match and toss it in, it’s the ones who happily pour the gasoline on it and pretend they’re doing the right thing.
>>39565427letting people being spergs ruin things is something I claim not to do myself, but technically it doesn't matter because everyone else always does, so the things are ruined just the same.
>>39565730>Be newly minted Japanese emperor>Time to pick out a wife>All your choices are old hags>Suddenly get to thisYou know what to do
>>39565730ringohana is my favorite watashi no umako
Uoh? More like Awoo
>>39565739The choice is clear.
>>39566301>Y'all talk real funny. An' how come yer eyes ain't all the way open?
>>39566267These two would pounce and glomp you so hard.
>>39566338XD haha she totally would say thati need to see tjpones bloom saying that to some humanized kirin
>>39565730>>39566301>Ywn turn the redneck loli into a weeb and educate her on lolicon
>>39566267
>>39566388>>39566868What happens when these pups go into heat?
>>39565730It's this ai?
>>39566911i was a-wonderin' that myself.
>>39566960jesus someone buy her some new shorts. or she can just go without
Family bonding is importanthttps://booru.allthefallen.moe/data/original/59/70/5970e4b79905982470fd57c2e14feb97.png
>>39566976Tight shit.
>>39566976>Ah told you this would happen if you kept shootin' yer mouth off an' callin' fellers 'half-a-man.'
>>39566960Really? This wasn't even close to nsfw
>>39566911Yes.
>>39566908>rapeFor you. Don’t worry they will take responsibility and marry you.
>>39566267damn, these girl's happy trails came early
>>39566267>Fuzzy mini wivesI’m not a furry but wheeeew
>>39567182It's pretty good for ai.
>>39567267they are gettin better
>>39567267Some people have done far more impressive stuff with the thing already.
>>39565407>However, this is no concern to (You)This is why you don't have a cute anf funny wife anon. First rule of UOH: Thou shall NOT play with the feelings of your mini wife.Enjoy having no pussy and no cunny, bitch.
>>39565730>>39566301>bloomy get isekai in the old japan thanks to some dumb twilight invention >end married with (you) the current emperor of the country >don't want to come back
>>39568251Pokemon Arceus in a nutshell
I guess this fits here?https://youtu.be/CoQ21piew9s
>>39568549Aww, that was lovely.
>>39567554I mean that is definitely not AI but
>>39568549hnngg
>>39568549God that's cute.
>>39565730>>39566301
>>39565730reminder that prior to the introduction by silly people, this culture like all cultures did not have underpantsu on the women
>>39565730>>39566301You know the rules of kimonos, you can't wear anything else, not even panties.
>>39569539>>39569540
>>39569535Was just playing this less than an hour ago.
>>39565730>>39566301>>39569539>>39569540Even if it's short the undressing would feel so satisfying...
>>39569540Well, time to check if she's dressed appropriately
>>39569970she checked your kilt that one time at Scotchtoberfest, it's only fair
>>39567625playing with feelings is for manipulative women. good men don't play around, we tell her how to feel and then make her feel that way.
>deletedI told anon exactly why it couldn't be posted here, stupid janitard.
>>39570895To be honest I kinda agree with the janitor this time. This thread isn't for that kind of AI. I would rather that thing in another place
For the record, I was talking about impressive in general, not necessarily related to the theme of this thread. It's neat to see so many people working together to make better models. But that's the power of open source I guess.
>>39571247This looks like something Pestil would draw.
>>39571247>my mini wife can't be this cute
>>39571437that it does>>39571247need marriage
Booba
Sunday, Monday, APPLE BLOOMTuesday, Wednesday, APPLE BLOOMThursday, Friday, APPLE BLOOMSaturday, what a day, Bloomin' all week with you!
>>39571437Barefoot lolis are his specialty, yeah.
>>39571963my favorite food group
>new ai voice craze>no posts about it herehttps://beta.elevenlabs.io/
>>39572743does it let you upload your own clip to copy inflection from?
>>39572743I think you're looking for the pony preservation project thread
>>39572281He does draw the best barefoot lolis, Apple Bloom or otherwise.
>>39572878*SNIFFFFFFFF*
>>39573084i would also like to smell her hair. I bet it smells like a baby chick.
>>39572878Really sweet daughteru.
>>39573295i would dad the fuck out of her. she would get SO many headpats and exactly the right amount of discipline.
>>39572878Dinky a cute
>>39572743Imagine turning all horse fanfiction into audiobooks with this. Shame it's closed source.
>>39574514ice ice babyfulfills her wifely's twice daily
>>39573817you can 'pload your own samples though and train your own voicepart i wanna know is, if someone else already did that, can you use theirs?
Remember, she will trust in you for her clothes selection, try to not be a dick unless she look genuinely cute in that outfit.
>>39574917Honestly I think it would be better to dress her up in goofy clothes, genuinely trying to pick good looking fashion would do more harm.
>>39574913>>39574917I see lolis, I see milfs, I see every girl you could think off.But Snowdrop has something that catches my entire attention. The more I see her, the more "dangerous" my ideas get.
>>39575153Do tell.
>>39575194Well, it starts nicely, you know.Nice moments, like cuddling on a sofa, brushing her hair, listening to music together.Other moments go closer, like reading her a book, or explaining a movie. I even teach her to swim. Remember that green? That was fucking tight.But then, I fall. It goes from exploring our bodies, then molest her while hidden from people, then publicly having sex in front of people while she wears slutty lingerieI realize I hit bottom when I had a fantasy where I molested her, and also flirted with her mother, then fuck Snowdrop in front of her when she can't react, fuck her mother next. And the next morning, when she feels horrible she tied her life with a psycho pedophile, literally NTR her by fucking Snowdrop in the morning in front of her. She obviously can't say anything otherwise she will know her mother is there, so she just let it happen.The final twist in the knife? I gaslight Snowdrop to have a trois with her mom, eventually actually doing it, impregnating both of her.I just really like Snowdrop.
>>39575345>IT HURTS tiertg/n is that you
>>39575347No idea who he is, but I'm one of many HURT fans.
>>39575422>Sweetie Belle thinks she can mobOh that's hilarious, you've got a messenger bag full of montana's with stock tips and you think you can 'get up' now.
>>39575422this scoots is profoundly cute. Has a Daria feel.
>>39575345Hello? Is this the based department?
>*Pomf!*>"What are we going to do on the bed, anon?"
>>39575812can't answer busy having cuteness induced heart attack
>>39575812you'll never see it coming
>>39574913You look adorable! Now try these other bunny clothes...
>>39575867it just occurred to me, blind people would have a pretty vague idea of what a lot of animals look like unless they had figurines of em to feel..
>>39575860>SpoilerMandatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4YbVP9R-A
If I were to marry the fair sweetie belle, would she sing hush now quiet now when we were going to bed?
>>39574913>>39574917Cute! Cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!
>>39575891I have a snake she can feel
>>39574913>>39574917We have pjs and casual clothing.How about lingerie or a bikini?
>>39576545>spoilerThere you go
>>39576750oh man she got the thighs though
>>39576750>Lingerie under hoodieUnnnghhh!!!! Top comfy!
People here better stop thinking in loli snowdrop. Her mom would not want a mature man trying to get married with her underage daughter.
>>39577288>Her mom would not want a man trying to get married with her daughterThat's why I'm not marrying her, I'm marrying HER (Rose) instead.Plus, oyakodon threesomes are nice. A fun activity for the whole family!
>>39577288To be honest sound like a great opportunity for her. Early love even with such great disability like blindness? Now that is real love and she would not stop her daughter from such happiness
Uotapo's deleted loli is now archived on kemono, if you're interested
>>39577827>have the individual picsThanks a lot anon.
>>39577827>Trunks? Where's the speedo I picked out for you?
>>39578002>Silver said I looked good in these though…
Great..Some unironical pedo used smutty.horse to host actual CP and now the site is gone>>39577379If this is the end for us, then it was a nice ride
>>39578206what a stupid reactionhey you brought crack into the library, better close it the fuck down
>>39578206>Some unironical pedoTry some federal agent.
>>39578270I mean, it would be easy to blame us, even if we barely post smutty links hereBut apparently it's bigger than that >>39578247
Hey guys. Just dropped by to say I'm sorry you're going to be scapegoated for this.
>>39578311I've seen the (your) thread, most people there seem smart enough to know it's not 'us'.
>>39578295all good things are targets for satan.
>>39578311we've been scapegoated literally since /mlp/'s creation.. for /mlp/'s creation. that was around the time trolls basically took over the internet. They saw that anyone would believe anything they falseflagged, and ran with it. /pol/ came next.
>>39578206Nah, look like we already got which was the problem >>>39577715> I looked at the uploads reported to them by the German police, and it is surprising that most of them were uploaded over a year ago and many have no record of ever being accessed.That totally sound like upload and report to take down the site.
>>39578504question is why would anyone give two fuckswhy would feds care where we host pictures of horses, and why would trolls risk getting busted by uploading shit? and if they have ways of getting away with it somehow, why don't we all have those ways, rendering any policing useless?
Uohbros...is it over?
>>39578542I didn't foresee us lasting much longer anyway.
>>39578542Not really, if you lurk that thread you can already see that everyone figured out that was one salty faggot trying to take down the site. >>39578504>>39577838>>39577838
>>39578542whatever they did to make it in the first placejust do it again, but a different URL this time.
>>39578542We're fineSo far there's just one angry faggot trying to blame usIgnore him
>>39578626>Bond Villain Anon has two 'kitties' in his lap
>>39569540>>39569970Everything in order herehttps://ponybooru.org/images/3274075
Backdoor?
>>39578985no sir. heck no at all. it is vagoo only, all day erry day, especially taco tuesday.
>>39578988I've had enough of you and your anti-anal propaganda. Especially when that's what SS is into.
>>39578985In a bathroom stall?
>>39578985silburu-chan not ready for that trainingshe racka disciprine
>>39579131Thanks for dropping by
>>39578845Lovely.
>>39579231i like to believe this is tjpones and i want to tell him he's swell and to draw smut with the same sweet adorable innocent trashiness as this stuff
>>39579187>Please, my boyfriend isn't 'constantly horny'.>He's completely normal and healthy.
>>39556183Kek it's funny how we both thought of that. But more specifically the scene where Konata's dad explains to her about her mom.
>>39578845https://bloomthis.co/blogs/facts/flower-meaning-symbolism-the-meaning-of-sunflowers
>>39578845
>>39579131I just love my wife.
>>39579689
>>39580144Mature for her age, I know.
>Be Bond Villain Anon>Most other villains in your circle spring for an evil pet, trusted henchman or right hand man>You pretty much followed suit..pretty much.>"The girls and I would love to stay and chat, Mr. Bond, but we've a rather pressing lunch date to get to..">*Anon gently tugs a pair of leashes*>"Come along, girls."
>>39579689>He's completely normal and healthySilver, both of you have fucked in that bathroom stall for hours. The entire place is covered in jizz.The poor cleaner has stopped trying in cleaning that place. He even says he can feel how they move! Both of you are crazy.
>>39580830>'The poor cleaner'>Tfw you and the missus stopped in for a quickie in some restaurant bathroom>Tfw she tells him on the way out:>"Clean it up, wagie."
>>39581161That sounds like something Diamond would do
>>39579689She must have a pretty healthy butthole with how much it gets unclogged
Lolis in thigh highs
>>39581617Get ‘em while they’re hot.
>>39581617>pinched thighsah I wonder if it gets uncomfortable and she needs me to rub her legs with my cock
>>39578985Backdoor? What's that doorway for?Something special let me tell you more.
>>39581578that's my bloom.
>>39582880
https://derpicdn.net/img/2019/11/8/2190771/rendered.png
>>39583243>not posting the animated version
>>39583243>with a boy her own age
>>39583243cute as a boot.
>>39583448>nazi beerbut that would taste terrible.. and you'd spill it from compulsively heiling hitler when you see his face on the can you're holding with your heiling hand.
https://ponybooru.org/images/3275817
>>39582901They're gonna make themselves a new sister while Applejack's gone
>>39583507>Diamond Tiara
>>39583507ToT
>>39583507Nice
