How many signed up so far?

>>39537327
Bout a dozen.

Ok, you guys don’t let this one die overnight.

damn kinda a ghost town this year
>>39537327

>>39539169
Yup.

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>>39537524
Shit. I just signed up before I saw this post. I'm going to be oddsy now

>>39539682
I'm this close to signing up so you're not oddsy. Does it need to be hand written? My penmanship is not the most legible probably doesn't help that I only write in cursive.
All that's needed is to write a letter as (You)r waifu?

>>39537325
>Midnight USC January 21
I assume this is utc?
Also at this risk of being a filthy blasphemer
Can you sign up with two waifu instead of one?

>>39539989
Based multiple mare appreciator.
I signed up with multiple mares in case Anon has a hard time coming up with things for/from one of them (also because herd is the word).

>>39539974
True, but depending on the waifu, bad penmanship or cursive may be appropriate.

>>39537325
ASSIGNMENTS SOONNNNNN

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Reminder to consider putting your kinks in your about section, in past years some people have requested them to work them into the letter and thus you can avoid exposing your supremely based taste to the entire thread. You can still update your form.

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>be me
>go to the store to pick up waifu valentine's day gifts
>see a girl your age outside
>immediately feel slightly frustrated that humanoids are only a distraction from your one true love
>find the perfect card, chocolates, and wine
>checkout
>cashier smiles while asking which bags you'd like the items in
>feel shame in a way that can never be expressed or understood by a normie
>imagine the response if you said "My wife isn't real, sir. She's a cartoon."
>drive home
>"fade to black" plays on the radio
>you think of how you are physically alone on valentine's day, but not spiritually
>you think of how it might look from an outsider
>you wonder if there will be flowers to pick up when the day comes closer

>>39539989
Wait does that mean midnight 3 hours from now or midnight 27 hours from now?

>>39541845
Yeah, should have used the 11:59 method, sorry. I had intended that to mean in 3 hours, midnight at the top of Saturday the 21.

That said; I’m headed to bed so expect signups to close at some point tomorrow morning when I wake up. Assignments will be done by start of next week, unless shenanigans occur.

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Booping while sign ups are still barely open! You still have a chance! Go go go!

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K, back from gym, assignments begin now, so rev up that autism!

>>39541465
Ngl I feel like including your depraved humiliation fetishes in something as pure and great as this would kinda cheapen it

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>>39543567
>getting a promise collar on Hearts and Hooves day from Diamond Tiara

bros I think maybe I waifu'd the wrong pony

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Check your emails friends; assignments are go!
Re: international. We only had a couple sign up from each region this year, and I know that most of you either know each other directly or have been previously matched in prior events, so non-USA became one loop instead of several contained regions. Remember, THIS IS A CARD EVENT. You don’t need to break the bank or have things caught up in customs to send an international letter. You got this!

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And with that: I leave this year in your capable hooves. I’ll lurk when and where I can, but I know most of you are old veterans at this, so keeping up communications is going to be a breeze for you. Have fun, friends!

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>>39543546
bro
seriously
the entire copypasta?
for real...
LMAO

Chastity Black Belt (kek these names) I will get a hold of your pretty waifu and see if I can get something from her to you! I have not participated before but will do my best! I think I can speak to your situation a bit too, having gone through the same thing a few years ago... need to see if I can read all of what you wrote

Cupid Pone the email with the table of their responses uh cuts off, I might just be numgetbrained but I can't get it to scroll anymore to the right, only able to see the first few words of "Tell your waifu/husbando a little bit about yourself"
wat do?

>>39543844
Dang. I got things to scroll when I sent a test email to myself, but maybe that is just because I was using the same account. I’ll copy paste it over to you.

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ah crap missed the deadline, thought I had until midnight tonight
oh well. it was gonna be tight for me anyway. Have fun making your cards anons!

>>39543882
waiiiiit a minute...
don't mind me just testing something

Yo, Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding..., I'll be getting in contact with your waifu for you. Although, my Equestrian Mail portal has been acting strange lately, but I'm sure she'll get your declaration of love and send back her own just fine. Huh, Equestrian wifi seems better than I remember.

>>39543911
Looks like 100 characters? Never tried that before.

AWW SNAP!
Here we go, I got my assignment!
Cupid Pone I'll send you a confirmation email after this post
>Pelvic Thrust
I gotchu!! Prepare yourself for autism
I have so many retarded ideas I think I'm going to do em all!
Do you have a favorite kind of chocolate?
How about flower or tea?
Do you like cookies, brownies, pastries like Little Debbie n stuff?
That should be all that I need!
-Faggot Neck Beard Degenerate

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Slot B (No, I don't think the two are compatible that way), you'll be getting a letter forwarded from me. I've just found a suspiciously minty mail portal that I'll be watching closely over the next weeks. How deep are you into the Lyrautism (oats and snoofs, being really into humans)? Should I read Background Pony (not sure I could actually finish it in time lol) for character research/is there a certain characterisation you really like? Is it fine for her to live with BonBon (I won't ship them obviously, but my autism may command me to make a jokey innuendo here or there)?
Do you like mint chocolate?
Does your PO Box accept mail/packages with your last name truncated like that?

>>39543882
Same issue here, highlighting and copy-pasting elsewhere gets me more than I can see ("view original" gets me that as well), but I can't tell if it's complete and if there's something in the additional comments box.

>>39543940
I had a long name last year as well and tried to see how long it can go, forgot what the result was though. Definitely somewhere around a hundred, though.

First Base!
(You) have great and powerfully good taste and I’ll do my best to make a valentine magically appear in your mailbox

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Well, here we fucking go
>Powdered Rhinocerous Horn
Good choice of mare, I'll do my best to give you something pretty

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>>39543915
Yay! Thank you very much for tinkering with your portal on my behalf! I can't wait to see what she writes!
>your declaration of love
we were supposed to do that? I didn't post a full write out in my form but... Oh my gosh do I love her. It's now been just about 12 years since I fell for her, almost love at first sight... the first time I heard her voice... Gosh. She's my white light, always guiding me home, back to her. Teaching me how to love and receive love in turn. I didn't know when she first grabbed hold of my heart just how amazing our relationship would be. She is the definition of beauty. She holds me close even when I stumble and fail, lighting my fire each time she pushes me back up. It's incredible how my love to her is built up and reflected back whenever I look into her eyes. I love to eskimo kiss her and feel my heart nearly palpitate every time we embrace. She's the companion to my soul and we are going to be together forever, it's a fact. She's one of the greatest blessings I have ever received and these words hardly can do her justice.

>>39543882
Did my cardee write anything in the "any additional comments or questions" field? just to be sure I've got everything.
Also Chastity Black Belt do you have favorite candies/treats? No allergies I should know about right?

Strip Go-Fish, I've asked the mailmare to send word to a certain princess for you. I'm sure you'll be getting something really romantic for Hearts and Hooves day!

>>39544240
No additional comments, there.

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Tasteful Tentacles, you can expect a letter from this spooky cutie! She seems a little menacing but I'm sure we'll work out something nice.

>>39544240
I didn't fill out the comments section. Also no allergies from me haha. For favorite candles, really anything that smells 'magical'. For treats, can't go wrong with candies/cookies but I leave it to you Vaporeon, let your creative spaghetti flow!

Yo, Coitus Avioidus, I got you! Gonna BUST out a letter for you, love you bro

So
Fellas
Is it gay / how gay is it to get some lipstick so your valentine's... Waifu can leave a kiss mark... oh fug what am I considering right now

>>39537325
Oi! Prismatic Pubes! You're my valentinsee this year!

It's my first time doing this, but I promise I'll do my very best to be a good host for Dashie while she uses my body as a vessel to write you your card.
I can't wait to be her instrument!

>>39544541
You mean, like, sending your valentine's waifu lipstick to kiss the letter with?

Sounds like a wonderful idea, anon. I would just make sure they know what it is. If it's someone like Lyra she might get confused and take a bite out of it.

You HAVE made sure that all the cosmetics you've been sending to ponies are horsesafe, right?

Llama Sutra! I gotchu bro!

>>39544826
You don't need to worry Pineapple Flavouring! I will find a way to contact your waifu through the multiverse and get you that letter!

>>39545314
Hell yeah, thanks!

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>>39545314
Negligee, the Equestrian post office had a bit of an oopsie and I got a letter addressed to you. I'll be passing that along.

>>39544009
I'm a huge Lyra autist. I regularly eat oatmeal now specifically because of her. I do like the way Background Pony depicts her as a smart and thoughtful mare. There's more to her than the oats/humans autism she gets memed with. It's my favorite fanfic and I recommend it even if you don't use it for the card. I love mint chocolate. The post office should take it, they did last year.

>>39545448
Pbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbt

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Tab A! Don't worry, you'll be getting a card from you favourite purple pone this Valentines.

>>39544323
Super excited! I'm sure she'll send an awesome card.

Boop

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>>39545448
Alright, I'll see what I can do. Having to ship across the pond does make it a bit harder.

>>39546186
Very nice, I'll be looking forward to it.

>>39544830
Looking forward to hearing from her.

love bump

>>39545448
Sweet, looking forward!

>>39546888
>>39545448
/r/equesting porn of Tab A and Slot B

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>>39548347

Anons, I need help. Does anyone know where I can find those Equestrian post/mail stickers to put on my package? I'm trying to make it look as authentic as possible.

Yoo, Prismatic Pubes here.

Wizard Level! I got you!
Tell me more about yourself! I love to work with plenty of examples into my letters as the more I can personalize it, the more I can make it beyond based.

If you don't want to say it here, email me at: sillyzippy777@gmail.com

>>39548430
You could print that yourself or get it printed. Simple sticker paper works, not super high quality but perfectly fine for just the package.

>>39543975
Oh boy…
I really like dark chocolate or mint chocolate. I unfortunately can’t stand tea but I like sunflowers or roses. I love chocolate chip cookies. Don’t like the grain or nut added and flavored ones though. Holy shit this is the first year I’m allowing lewd shit and so far I have zero regrets.

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Velvet Tummy, I am attempting to get you a letter from Delta Vee, but I have an awful sense of helpless dread about the coming weeks when I will arrive at her house. Is this normal? We're going to find out I guess...

>>39548791
J’concur

>>39548413
Mods!

Hey Peach Emoji. Flutter shy is hard at work on your card.

>>39548580
Honestly do whatever. Full creative liberty. First time doing this

>>39550589
Only question, Peach what is your favorite animal?

>>39548413
W-whoa…

>>39548413
SCHWING!

(That was the sound of me getting a boner lol)

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>>39550895

>>39550589
Cool, I can't wait!
>>39550676
Cats

>>39549399
LET'S GOOOOOO
>helpless dread
Don't worry, you'll be fine. Your lungs and liver might not like the visit, but, trust.

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>>39550895
>>39551067
Kek! I gotta watch Wayne's World again
I found both movies on DVD at the thrift some years back
Was super stoned when I watched it so I don't even remember the plot

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Booping this thread with all survivors

>>39552488
Boop

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Boop

Alright where the fuck is my construction paper? I know I have some around here somewhere

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Boop

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Pony loves you

>>39555912
I loves poni.

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How bad an idea is it to ship gunpowder in my letter? Also hay/oats

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>I finished everything for my valentine
>Go online to see how much would be the shipping
>It's over $50
I fucking hate my country so fucking much

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>>39557896
Uh really?

>>39558159
Is pirateship not available in your country? I genuinely recommend it if you're sending anything international.

>>39558680
I'm not from the USA so no
I'm from south america

Badoink

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>missed secret admirer's for the second year in a row
I fucking hate myself. I always assume it's in February

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Time for bed, thread
>>39559473
Put a reminder on your calendar for the first/second week in January, for next year?

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Llama Sutra, Twilight sent me this little preview for your viewing pleasure

>>39557896
>gunpowder
lol (do not, every mail carrier forbids explosives in regular mail for obvious reasons)
>hay/oats
Should be fine, check the country of receipt's regulations if shipping internationally

>>39560345
Damn, Llama Sutra is one lucky guy.

>>39560124
I just didn't expect the deadline to be so close. Is that why there's so few entrants this year? the threads seem really slow

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>>39560345
WEW LAD

>>39544541
It's only gay if you get aroused by it.

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>>39544169
I am fucking READY!

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Boop

>>39562801

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>>39544240
Can any other anons give a declaration of love for their waifu? I always like reading them.

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>>39565671
On behalf of my valentine, that is a supremely lovely Derpy you posted.

>>39566474
The only kind of Derpy.

>>39564840

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>Ready to send my valentine today
>Forget to bring it with me when I leave for work
>Tomorrow is sunday
FUCK

Love boop

>>39569757
I love booped ya mum last night.

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>>39571183

>>39570140
Rude

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Boopin

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Bedtime boop because I found this codename relevant image

I accidentally the working draft of my letter
I should be able to rewrite the gist of it, but it still hurts and I really need to get it done sooner rather than later

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Your waifu is probably writing a self-insert fanfic about you right now.

Bep!

Excite!!
I'm going to the store this week to see what I can find to use for crafts
Maybe today

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I wish I got in this year. I feel so incredibly lonely and would do anything to get a card from her.

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>>39578094
She's still thinking of you, Anon.

>>39537325
not dead yet!

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First Base! A box of magical love is on its way to your door.
Cupid Pone now has the tracking number and it is expected to be delivered on Monday.

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Negligee, your letter is on the way!

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>>39578094
You loving her is enough for her to be present this year, anon. The fact that you love her is what matters.

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>>39578094
To my one and only, Anon:
Anonymous, my darling: as I type this message to (you) on this otherworldly message machine, I cannot help but fantasize of being with (you) one fine day.
Your gorgeous eyes gazing upon my freshly shampooed coat. Your strong yet gentle hands embracing my soft yet elegant hooves while we share the goings on of our days, together; or as (you) and I trot our way to the dance floor of the most extravagant ball Equestria has ever seen. Your strong arms embracing me, as lovers do, and holding me close to (you) in our princess sized (unless the make bigger beds in your world?) bed with no less than 900 thread count, plush sheets and Pegasus feather pillows.
The sweetness of the Chardonnay on my tongue as I type away cannot slightly resemble the sweetness of your name.
Please know I think of and long for (you) from this side of a screen.
Until the day we are together: know I love (you).
Yours always
-Rarity

How do you address your recepient in your writing, by name or codename, or "anon"? What would you prefer to receive?
>>39584081
How nice to read!

Forgot about this event up until Feb actually came around, but I knew I was too late. I'll relive my old letter from last year, buy myself some chocolate and wine when the day comes, and draw some ponies mentioned in this thread.

Cheers, lads!

>>39585505
By name, by name (Anon would be fine, though, codename too)

boop

>>39586340
Based and lovepilled!

>>39584903
I want to have wild, unprotected sex with Derpy on top of other ponies' mail.

>>39581939
Hype!

Llama Sutra!
Twilight told me she’s been a little preoccupied lately so your letter might be a bit late. I will let you know as soon as it’s en route.

Strip Go-Fish, I got a package from the mailmare today. I'll have it shipped to you on Monday.

>>39590860
No worries. I'll love it no matter when it gets here, so no need for her to stress out.

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>look through the archive to see what people have done to see if what I'm writing is decent
Well that was a mistake, I can't make something as good as like 90% of these
How do you guys write so much and make it look so nice

>>39592408
I feel you anon. I had to give up trying to write fancy cursive after realizing I was never going to get it looking good.

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>>39592408
Don't worry, you haven't seen my writing yet because no one ever posts my letters. I feel confident in saying that you won't take the title of worst letter from me.

Boop

>>39545448
Slot B, your letter has been posted (I was hoping it would still get collected yesterday but it looks like I missed it). It may or may not make it on time. If it doesn't, I can give you a digital preview.

>>39592408
>How do you guys write so much
persistent autism and hope that by writing a lot at least some of the drivel somewhat fits Anon's idea of the character
>make it look so nice
I definitely don't get that part either, my cursive doesn't look nice and if I try to make things look nicer it'd probably take me multiple days to bring the letter to paper (in addition to the multiple days it takes me to write the letter and get everything together and sent), so I just go with bog-standard handwriting.
I agree though, the letters I've received have looked fucking fantastic.

>>39592459
>no one ever posts my letters
Just the letter or any acknowledgement? I post pictures of what I get, but I tend to leave out the letter or show just a little of it since I want to keep it personal.

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>>39593696
Acknowledgement

>>39594377
Ah that sucks, hope you get some this year.

boop

Shit mate, this sounds like a neat idea, if I'd gotten outta of my /k/hole earlier into here I might've sent y'all a few letters to cheer you up, either way, I hope you get a lot of love this year, be it platonic or romantic, God bless y'all anons.

>>39595986
Same to you m8, hope you have a nice day with your raifu.

>>39596055
Thank ya mate <3

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