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Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!
Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.
Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.

Previously on PTFG:

https://ponepaste.org/8387 - Superposition by Kalila - New!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ta7jftAvUiRJA4rSYndiEZQ4cUjWMe5QNv2_iDSI7mA/edit - CYOA by EveryManAKing
https://pastebin.com/b1t8zN7J - Pone Amom by Nonnynon - Complete
https://ponepaste.org/8325 - Horsegirl by Neighpalm
https://ponepaste.org/8043 - Smolder the Human's Adventures by MelodyMori
https://ponepaste.org/8210 - My First Maregasm by anonfilly
https://ponepaste.org/7973 - Honey Pot by Wanda
https://ponepaste.org/980 - PTFG CYOA by ReMastering
https://ponepaste.org/8042 - Blazed Horse by AtomicGlow
https://ponepaste.org/4150 - Learning to Fly by Lyra
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/487358/ - That Particular Instance I Performed Metempsychosis As An Equine Named After A Piece Of Silverware by Yuri Fanatic
https://ponepaste.org/7951 - Your Local Clinic by Kalila
https://ponepaste.org/7917 - My level was drained by a succupony in the other world by Anonymous
https://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn
https://ponepaste.org/7726 - Excerpt from Unfinished Pon-E Story by hyreia
https://ponepaste.org/7752 - Anon becomes mare by Kekanon - Complete!
https://ponepaste.org/7497 - Quin's Tale by Scrub
https://ponepaste.org/7406 - The Sun's Best Friend by Alycorn
https://ponepaste.org/7246 - Soldier of the Night by Alycorn - Complete
https://ponepaste.org/6925 - Bad Timeline by Satyrfag - Complete
https://ponepaste.org/4819 - Stampede ULTRA! by Alycorn
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iuPJqE6j_VzV2lIhwBO0sBL02MMGX6WNjvUMMZ5gzJI/edit - Wish by Scrub - Complete
https://ponepaste.org/7095 - Anon transforms into Trixie by fetishgreentextfag - Complete
https://ponepaste.org/6109 - Competition by Satyrfag - Complete
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/451664/ - Trust Once Lost by Greenhorne
https://ponepaste.org/6849 - Making a mistake by Gnisha - Complete

Archive of over 600 stories, as well as additional links and materials:
https://pone.tf
Past threads index:
https://pone.tf/threads
Unrated TF image dump thread:
http://nsfw.pone.tf/
Chat:
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Recommended stories for new readers:
https://ponepaste.org/7278

This thread's writing prompt:
>After binge watching a few seasons of your favourite horse show you begin to find some scenes going differently than usual. And then a lot different than usual as the pony of your dreams begins gesturing to you to climb inside the screen. Eventually, they manage to snatch you from your reality, replacing your human form with one that can survive in 2D land. Each consecutive visit to 2D land makes it harder and harder to go back.

Previous Thread:
>>39435198
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>>39521560
Worst thread.
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>>39521560
Jeff's art is so insanely good
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>>39521568
That pony is insanely good too, god I love her smile
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>>39521625
Suck up. ||<3||

>Literally who?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/463638/five-score-and-one-for-the-road
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>>39521568
The amount of detail is great and I kind of like uncanny transformations. Transformation should look 'creepy' sometimes.
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Sunset Shimmer appears. She gives you ten Shim-bucks to spend in her ponification store! Buy whatever you want! You can buy multiples of the same item (if you can afford it)

1 SB. Pony headbands: You get 2,000 pony headbands. Putting these on turns you into a pony. Each one has a tag explaining which type you’ll turn into. You can take the headband off and turn back into a human whenever you want. If you wear it for more than 3 days straight, however, you’ll be ‘stuck’ as a pony forever and that headband will disappear.
If you spend 5 points you’ll get 50,000, If you spend all 10 points on this, you’ll get 200,000 headbands.

1 SB. Scroll of ponification. A single-use scroll that transforms everyone within 2 miles of your location into a pony. The person who uses it does not transform.

2 SB. Ponify button. Every time you press the button, a random person on the planet transforms into a pony. Unlimited uses. The button doesn’t need to be pressed by you but does need to be pressed by a living entity. It can ponify as fast as you can press it.

2 SB. Single use portal to Equestria. One way trip only.

2 SB. Hacking manual. Anyone who has gotten 1,000 or more upvotes on any story posted on fimfiction or picture on derpibooru will be ponified. This effect does not carry on into the future. You can choose when the effect goes off. Limit one per customer.

3 SB. Curse of ponification scroll. A single-use scroll. You can curse one phrase of at least four words. This will turn that phrase into a magical incantation for 3 days, causing anyone who says it to become a pony.

3 SB. Pony Remote. A remote with a ponify button on it. You point it at someone you can see and press the button and they turn into a pony. If anyone finds out you have the remote, it will stop working.

4 SB. EQO disk. An advanced VR MMO of Equestria will be announced tomorrow. It will go on to be wildly popular with over a billion users. The VR is able to simulate touch and smell and comes with advanced pony AI companions who PROBABLY won’t take over the world. This doesn’t actually change anyone into a pony, but hey!
As an added bonus, this makes the desire to become ponies mainstream. About 80% of the public in your nation will wish they could be ponies.
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>>39521664
4 SB. Ponify Button Luxe. Transforms anyone who presses it into a pony. Unlimited uses. Can be used as often as possible, but the person needs to physically press it.

5 SB. Pony Book: If you write down someone’s name in the book, they perminently turn into a pony. You can write a time and date and they’ll transform at that moment. The death note rules apply. It will never run out of pages. You also gain the ability to know the name of anyone you look at.

5 SB. Magic Mirror. Creates a permanent portal between Earth and Equestria. You can choose the rules for how big it is and who can travel through it and under what conditions.

5 SB. Spellbook of ponification. Like the scroll of ponification but has unlimited uses. Can be cast every 30 minutes.

5 SB. Deathpact scroll. Transforms every person on the planet into a pony at the low low cost of your life. You die instantly but everyone else is a pony. Yay?

6 SB. Ponify button Max. Same as ponify button but it can be pressed by mechanical means as well. The button is indestructible.

6 SB. WMP spell. This spell will convert every WMD that has or will be built into a device of mass ponification. Any weapon capable of killing thousands in a single use will instead ponify the people it would have killed or injured. Nuclear weapons will instead ponify entire cities if ever launched. As an added bonus, you prevent the ability of nuclear war. Futuristic weapons not yet invented will do the same. No one will know this has happened until an attempt is used.

7 SB. Scroll of Siren’s curse. Pick any one song. Anyone who listens to more than 1 minute of this song will be ponified.

8 SB. Pony X-gene. Every person born from this point on will be born a pony. No more humans are born. Those currently alive are otherwise unaffected.

8 SB. Platinum watch. You have 24 hours starting right now. Every country you visit in that time will be mass-ponified at the end of the timer. You only have to be there for one second and flying over a nation counts. If you touch or go over an ocean everyone on the islands of that ocean will transform.

10 SB. Ponification syrum. A syrum is invented that will cure most diseases and physical disabilities… by turning you into a pony. Somewhat expensive but obtainable by most people. If you want your cancer cured, you gotta go pony. Of course, eventually they may be able to cure this stuff without ponies so it won’t last forever.

10 SB. ETS: A vial of a highly contagious virus. When you break it open, everyone within one mile of you becomes infected. After a 2 week symptomless incubation period, those infected spend one week transforming into a pony. Ponies are not infectious. The government might #stopthespread, but there’s a decent chance 100% of the population will transform. Most likely at least half will be transformed.
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>>39521669
Pony book.
I will spend a few weeks writing down the names of all the people who long to be a pony. Then I'll write my own name and bury the book somewhere. I'll tell people I burnt it so glowies won't torture me to use it as a weapon or something but I'll reveal the geocache's location to people I trust.

The rest of the options seem too easy to lose control of or result in nonconsentual transformation. If I had one more shimbuck I would buy the WMP spell just because of the lives it would save.
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AHHH FUCK YOU SHIMMER
WHY MUST I CHOOSE BETWEEN GLOBAL WMD DISARMAMENT THUS THE SAFETY OF THE HUMAN RACE AND CREATING A PORTAL BETWEEN EQUESTRIA AND EARTH FOR A SHARED FUTURE OF MUTUAL PROSPERITY
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>>39521729
How would the CIA ever find out you had it, though?
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>>39521664
For the Hacking Manual, will it work if the subject has gotten over the thousand upvote mark on multiple pictures cumulatively (I.E: Flappy Friend has 5 pictures with 200, 500, 42, 69, and 190 likes respectively) or does one image/story need to breach the thousand mark?
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>>39521669
Magic mirror.
Deathpact scroll.
The mirror is large enough to drive a van through.
It will only allow those of a good nature through, defined by Celestia's standards (she doesnt have to make a conscious choice.)
I livestream my use of the scroll, explaining the mirror first and maybe going full Wesker with a "Complete Global Saturation" spiel before casting the spell.
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>>39521664
Ponify button.
How hard is it to press something 8 billion times? Sounds amazing for my global ponyfication plan but I’m a little too afraid of turning someone into a pony at a bad time and that could harm or kill them, I would be able to live knowing I caused the dead of a pony.
>>39521729
>I will spend a few weeks writing down the names of all the people who long to be a pony.
Lets say you get the book, how do you convince every pony tf enthusiast to doxx themselves, will you discriminate based on something or will you ponify everyone willing to give their name to a stranger? Aside from that, having a synchronized transformation sounds really fun, we could even discuss meeting plans to stay safe as a herd.
>>39521734
>assuming (((they))) wil ever press their funny red buttons.
But assuming that as soon as the first nuclear launch is detected, every country goes full defcon it could work well enough. Only key cities would get ponified though.
>>39521925
But I don’t want my pony tf frens to die anon :(
>going full wesker
IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES WE’LL REACH OPTIMAL ALTITUDE FOR MISSILE DEPLOYMENT
PON-E WILL BE RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE
ENSURING
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
PONYFICATION
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>>39521631
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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>>39521664
>>39521664
portal and ponify button luxe
I press the button and go to Equestria. Maybe I'd even go for the mirror, leave it somewhere hidden together with the button and post the localisation here.
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>>39522024
>But I don’t want my pony tf frens to die anon :(
>Die as a human.
>Reincarnated as a pony.
We're all gonna make it Anon, I'm just taking the long way around.
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>>39521562
*best thread
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>>39521804
Probably by finding the person who is handing out free ponifications and then getting a warrant for the IP address.

>>39522024
I already know a bunch of people I can use to demonstrate my authenticity. From there I can just open an email and receive people's requests.
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>>39522396
That's why you gotta let them come to you.

Step one: Ponify a bunch of high-profile people you know would want to be ponies like Chatoyance and Chris Chan. You'll be able to know their names just by seeing a picture of them.

Follow the news about the event closely. Eventually someone will say something like 'I wish I could be a pony' and you ponify them. People will eventually discover that posting a video or a picture of themselves on the internet asking to be ponified will get their request granted. Lots of people will follow this story so it won't seem strange if they realize you keep following these locations.
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>>39522024
You don't want anything else? Not even 4 more buttons? You have 8 shim bucks left.

>>39521865
I was thinking for a single work. But I think for Derpibooru, I'll lower it to 300 upvotes.
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>>39521664
Pony Book and Magic Mirror
Magic Mirror rules
If you go through as a human, you turn into a pony on Equestria's side and back into a human on Earth
If you go through as a pony, you stay a pony on both sides, fuck HiE
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>>39522501
>Chris Chan
Gonna be harder to do that now that he's in a cell.
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>>39523514
So was everyone in Death Note. the power goes through walls.
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>>39521734
What would you do for another shim-buck?
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>>39522790
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gas Israel with pon-e gas
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>>39524486
Is this pro-israel or anti-israel. I can't tell.
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>>39524539
anti
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>>39524643
not a tf fag but fuck off
it's definitely pony unlike barbie or that loli thread. Go shit the last one.
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Would you a them fightin herd?
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>>39524539
It's pro-pony.
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>>39524671
No
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>>39525286
Why not? Ungulates are cool
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>>39525705
Ponies are the ungulates I need.
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>>39521734
>With this, we'll start over from Pony.

>what good has hands done us. Anyway?
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>>39525855
Imagine going from being scared of nuclear war to secretly hoping for it.
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Turn your head sharp to the left or rith.

The first object you see is your cutie mark, pony name and special talent.
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>>39525984
every time this promts come up I'm in my room and there's nothing worthwhile
if I'm on my bed then idk there's my pillow, my desk, uhhh my bedcovers stashed to the side
if I'm at my desk there's my bed, my window, and the shit on my desk like my laptop to the side or my keyboard and mouse and I do NOT want to be that guy(tm) that goes to equestria with a PC/controller/keyboard cutie mark
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>>39525984
A fucking epson L355 printer
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>>39525875
You're not already secretly hoping for it?
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>>39526031
Okay, okay. We'll do this a bit different now. Go here:

https://randomwordgenerator.com/

Set it to noun. If you want you can pick the first letter. That's your pony name and cutie mark (or something related if it's a non-physical noun)
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>>39526126
>basketball
I have literally never played sports in my life so I gave myself a reroll
>assessment
welp, I'm either a middle school grader, or a government inspector or something. joy
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>>39525984
>Cup of coffee

Well, guess I'm a barista. Could be worse I guess.
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>>39525984
Cessna 170 to my right, Cessna 172 to my left
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>>39521560
I want to be the pony.
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A little edit of showtyle's shanty tf with her insolated palette. First time i do and edit that takes me longer than 2 minutes, let me know where i fucked up.
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>>39525984
Door stopper. Well, that doesn't bode well.
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>>39525984
>contact lenses
well, I guess it's a job
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>>39526126
>Anxiety
Other than the hooves. Not much has changed
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>>39526126
I rolled for one adjective and one noun and got "Shut Measurement".
I don't know what talent this is.
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>>39528007
I can't relate to this little pony.
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>>39486184
Yo.
>>39509082
>>39511040
Thank you kindly for your encouragement!
>>39510126
>>39510224
I don’t think it’s too difficult to imagine that Golly is a much older being masquerading as a filly or otherwise went through some body swap shenanigans, because that filly is absolutely diabolical! Maybe she’s an ageless spirit of evil that commandeers a living being to become corporeal – usually aiming for ponies, but if she misses and ends up in a non-pony entity, hey, no big deal, a bit of transformation quickly sorts that out.
>>39510832
I like that a lot! Much better than mine imo

>>39526472
Yooo! Yoooooo! This is incredible. I love this so much, and it’s so clean! A lot of recolors look rough around the edges (literally), but this came out great. I also adore the color scheme choice, though M6 pretty universally does a good job with their schemes.
I can offer a tip for recoloring light-to-light boundaries that were previously high contrast light-to-dark, such as the fur-skin boundary or boundaries between Shanty’s main fur color and her markings. These are always tricky; they have a tendency to leave behind some dark artifacting on the anti-aliasing’s subpixel interpolations. To clean these boundaries up, you can choose the darker of the colors at the boundary and do a pass with the “Lighten”/“Lighten Only” blending mode, meaning the only pixels affected are those darker than the two colors. This’ll often leave a hard edge, but if the anti-aliasing was busted from the start, I think it looks better than having the artifacting. The process of restoring anti-aliasing in [current year] is usually more trouble than it’s worth, tough I have a gut feeling that good implementations will begin to appear soon. Btw, this process also works in the inverse for dark-to-dark boundaries with light-colored artifacting; just use the lighter color and the “Darken” blending mode.
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>>39528450
Yoooooo thanks a lot it came out wonderful, by celestia I love zecora, she’s so cute.
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>>39528450
Spooky scary Zebricans
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>>39528450
You take requests Show style anon? Any way I can commission you?
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>>39528607
>Telling Rainbow how 'popular' she is.
Always gives me a giggle.
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>>39528450
Spider triggered zebra tf huh? remember to not kill spiders anons, they just want to turn you into a zebra. Terrifyingly cute scene anon!
And damn looks like the mane 6 got scared of another nightmare moon and turned her to stone, hope somepony comes and releases her before she looses her mind, maybe that strange new pegasus filly at the friendship school can help.
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>>39525984
A suit. If my special talent is looking dapper I'm fine. Any name ideas?
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>>39529306
>Any name ideas?
Hm, nothing suitable
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>>39529745
How much?
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>>39529745
What transformation?
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>>39529174
I don’t think he takes commissions, but you can make requests here in the thread or through his disposable email.
>>39529745
Kinda sus, it might be chrysalis trying to make more drones.
>>39528450
Wow, thank you very much, it means a lot coming from you. I wanted to ask for a recolor from you but I thought “hey, it doesn’t seem that hard, I’m going to try and make it myself” I ended up downloading gimp and just kind of brute forcing it without looking anything up, I’m very happy with the result but I know it’s far from perfect, for one I thought about changing the skin tone to something more tanned to make it pop a bit more and also changing the clothes just for the sake of it but decided against it.
Should I change to photoshop? I know literally nothing about drawing software.
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>>39530068
>Should I change to photoshop? I know literally nothing about drawing software.
Krita is good for drawing, but gimp works just fine for editing or photo manip
I've heard professional artists say that photoshop is still better than krita, but plenty of great drawfags use krita and to my understanding it's a perfectly good alternative unless you're literally making freelance drawing for clients your day job or something.
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>>39525984
>Lava Lamp
Am I a geologist or do I just work at a toy store then?
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Have a friend looking for an old TF story of a human into a futa Rainbow Dash
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>>39521560
Whose banging setup is this?
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>>39530334
Was it a story from this thread?
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>>39525829
>you get to be a pony in equestria but you have to share the body with the original mind, fight back and forth for control,
>or you become a pony on earth but the pony's mind is also there and fighting you for control.
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>>39530874
wouldnt that just be having multiple personalities? learn to coexist with the pony's mind
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>>39530874
Can I pick a brain dead pony?
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>>39530874
>Celestia in Equestria.
>Try to calmly explain the situation and politely ask if we could research a way to put me in another body, even if it's just a jar at first.
>Or if she's going to get Luna to exorcise me at least make it painless.
>Be her brain buddy until then.
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>>39531064
Why would she want to exorcise you? She would never hurt a living being. Come one, I'd just be nice and ask her to let me live in her head and promise to not take over ever unless she asks me to
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>>39531314
You have to admit a sudden voice in your head is usually either insanity or an invader, especially if they can actively fight you for control of your body.

Plus there's a possible outcome that ends with me being her child in this scenario, slim to none but it's my wish fulfilment so why the fuck not.
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>>39530910
Okay, you can be Rainbow Dash.
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>>39530682
Apparently it was on FiMFiction
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>>39521669
>A vial of a highly contagious virus
An interesting conjecture.
The only living things, ponies... reigning supreme. A fascinating idea.
Yes... Yes. To hold in my hand a capsule that contained such power. to know that ponification on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb enough to break the glass, would ponify *everything*.
Yes! I *would* do it!
That power would set me up above the gods! And through Sunset Shimmer, I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!
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>>39532861
>Good choice my friend! You release the virus while I sit here watching every episode of the Simpsons.
>And then when the feds... I mean IF the feds manage to gun you down and stop the virus, I'll be able to take over afterwards.
>I'll offer completely optional ponification to anyone who wants it. We all know from the um... 'simulations' that only 1-2% of new ponies will want to revert whereas the majority of humans will yearn for the level of community pony society can give them.
>Doing it like that, we'll get a majority-pony planet while making them think it's what they wanted the whole time!
>It's the perfect plan. Alright, break!
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>>39533038
>MFW
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>>39533048
>Despite making up only 25% of the US population, ponies produce over 52% of all national crops and dairy products.
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>>39533077
>Here's some fun facts!
>The crime rate is seventy times higher in humans than in ponies.
>Homelessness and food insecurity are nearly unheard of in pony communities while their rates are only rising in human-majority areas.
>Rates of depression are 95% lower in pony communities and self reported happiness is far higher.
>The vast majority of ponies who rehumanize are in human-majority areas where they're practically forced to.
>Meanwhile, 1/3 humans, when polled, express interest in becoming ponies.

>Was Anon's decision to release that virus he totally made himself and force-ponify millions good? No. But those of us who got to become ponies ARE much better off.
>And if consent really is such a big deal, why not let the reaming humans choose if they want to be ponies?

>And you know what? If you think about it, Anon kind of DID give people a choice. Before he came along, nopony had any choice about whether they were a human or a pony but now they CAN. If everyone just prefers being ponies and is better off that way, then it's no fault of mine.
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>>39533115
>Oh, and of course the refrain is always that you don't need to become a pony to change, right? Humans can learn to be good too, right?
>To that I say... go ahead!
>Just do it, humans. Just end homlesness and poverty. Just stop being depressed. Just get rid of your WMDs. Just stop committing crimes and waging wars. Just stop not wanting your life to be better solve all the problems in your life by yourselves.
>It's really that easy! That's what the pro-human factions say! And you know what? I'm even rooting for you guys.
>But of course... if you can't do that... If you fail like you've been failing for tens of thousands of years... well I'll always be here, waiting for you to ask to join us.
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>>39533159
Anon, if I ever become a dictator remind me to call you and ask to write my speeches. That's wildly persuasive
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>>39533456

Thanks, bro.

>>39532861
>"Anon did nothing wrong when he released that virus without prompting"... is something I would never say.
>Buuuuuuut
>Since he did, wouldn't it have been better if the virus went on just a few days longer? Just so Ponies were a majority? Maybe 60-70% of the population.
>Just look at the facts. EVERYONE is better off when humans are the minority.
>Yes, I know that sounds strange because humans have historically mistreated minority groups, and they continue to mistreat ponies where they are the minority, but is that really the case in the reverse?
>Humans living in or near pony communities are very rarely, if ever harassed or killed by ponies. In fact, those humans tend to be better off by every metric. Just by living near ponies, humans have much lower rates of poverty, lonliness, mental and physical illness, and of course far lower crime rates. Just living in a pony majority town cuts the chances of a human commiting a crime in HALF.
>Heck, they're even phsycially healthier due to less pollution in high-pony areas.
>Isn't that interesting? They may not match pony levels, but living as a tiny minority among ponies almost seems to be the secret to human flourishing. And the smaller the minority humans are, the better off they are!
>Change yourself without becoming a pony they say? Well move to an area where ponies are the vast majority. That sure seems to help a whole lot!

>And is the reverse true? Well ponies in primarliy human cities are much less healthy due to the pollution. They're often the victims of crimes, being targeted more often than humans. They express increased feelings of lonilness since the humans around them just aren't as forward and friendly.

>So... if literally EVERYONE, both ponies and humans, are better off when ponies are the majority... why should we resist that from happening? Humans a minority on 'their own planet'? That's a GOOD thing. For THEM.
>We should ALL support an increased number of ponies in any area.

>And before my detractors accuse me of anything, of course I'm not saying we need to whipe out the humans or anything like that. I'm sure no matter how popular ponification becomes there will always be a small number of humans who want to stay that way.
>All I'm saying is that's the way it would ideally be. SMALL.
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>You drift asleep
>Youre flying among the night skies and you are joined by Luna.
>Your flight is so beautiful that you two sheepishly fall in love
>Every night is passion. You long for sleep every day.
>A forbidden love in day blosoms at night
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>>39521560
Imagine how bad that room smells
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>>39533996
In zephyr, human to pony transformation involves most of the human body mass being turned into steam, how do you think you’d smell if you got zephyr’d?
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>>39534138
Like steam? Ndx2a
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>>39533994
>Luna teaches you how to Dreamwalk properly so you can keep your lucidity.
>Get to the point you can slip into the dream realm at will.
>Distance is weird in that realm, with peoples thoughts and dreams shining like stars, close enough to hold yet always out of reach unless you know how to bridge the gap.
>The gap between worlds is greater still, bubbles of light adrift on an ocean of shadow.
>It was sheer happenstance that your dream resonated enough with the Luna princess that she was able to initially enter yours.
>Your final test as a Dreamwalker is to travel to Equestria's dream realm on your own.
>Luna cant deny a bit of nervousness, but she's grown to be a patient mare.
Meanwhile you're too excited / nervous to get into the proper state of mind to dreamwalk and your failure is just making the situation worse aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It was a long night, but you both laughed about it afterwards.
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>>39534138
TF 100% would smell like a locker room. It would be disgusting.
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>>39533521
>Okay, so ETS totally wrong. Lack of consent bad. Blah blah blah.
>But didn't the people who stopped its spread sort of kind of technically... cause tens if not hundreds of millions of deahts?
>Hear me out!
>ETS cures EVERY disease. All cancer, heart disease, infectious, parastic diseases, dimentia... all gone. Do you know how many people would have lived had Twilight Sparkle and pals just... not stopped ETS?
>Well over a hundred million! I'll tell you that much. That's maybe 20 times more Jews than Hitler killed.
>Was it really worth it? Was letting a hundred million people DIE worth... what? Something, something humanity? What did did we do 20 holocausts for again?
>So that the billionaire elite wouldn't lose their grip on all of us?

>And oh, but 'consent' right? People should have been free to choose if they became ponies.
>Well you know who's free to choose if they're ponies or humans? The 10% of us who got infected! Yeah! The 10% globally who became ponies can decide if they stay ponies or revert to humanity.
>You know who doesn't get a choice? The other 90%. Stuck human.
>huh! So the great hero Twilight Sparkle murdered 120 millionish people JUST so she could deny the ability to choose whether to be human or pony to 90% of the planet?
>That sounds... so worth it. Really. Good job Twilight. Good job Glim Glam. Nopony could have thought of a better plan.
>It's not like you could have just let everyone transform and THEN eneable them to revert with the rehumanization spell you were going to make. You know... giving cancer patients the choice in whether or not they want to DIE.
>There were people who were rushing to infect themselves with ETS in a desperate attempt to live, only to have that choice snatched away from them at the last moment.

>But hey, at least you two got a thumbs up from a president with a 30% approval rating. Will of humanity yay?
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>>39534138
>most of the human body mass being turned into steam
You'd smell like a slaughterhouse wastewater pit on a hot day.
And you'd be dead.

Did the author never deal with steam before? The transformees will all be cooked in seconds by the transformation.
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>>39535725
This is just TCB explained by politician-talk instead of an extradimensional god.
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>>39535994
Holy shit that screenshot is so anti-semitic
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>>39535371
I'm worried about what's in that bag.
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>>39535777 (Checked)
I assume that expelling excess water and cellular material through the skin was meant, but yeah that's a bit of a massive oversight isn't it? In my headcanon it's more that the excess water on the ground evaporates and fogs up the room a bit, kinda like when you take a hot shower but the water you're showering with is still pretty far below the boiling point.
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>>39536520
Their clothes. What were you expecting
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Would you wear clothes or go full nudist? They seem superfluous to me but I’ve seen some very pretty ponies with clothes.
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>>39536983
Nude 90% of the time. Clothes are only for special occasions.
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>The extra water squirts out through your skin in a fine mist.
That's much less horrifying(?).
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One day, without any warning, the entirety of planet earth turns into ponies and other equestrian species. What happens to society as we know it?
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>>39538097
The ponies create a paradise on Earth. The everycreatures are a constant force trying to ruin that utopia. This is supported by canon
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>>39538097
Almost immediate collapse.
Society as we currently know it is largely built on inertia and the concept of being punished.
Pegasi and other creatures with flight have an immediate advantage.
Dragons would RAPIDLY become a problem and decimate urban centers as they started greed spiraling and fighting for loot like its a battle royale.
Unicorns wont be much more than a weak earth pony without practice with magic.
Changelings would thrive in the confusion once they figure out their abilities as most everyone would be looking out for their friends and family.
Ponies have a chance of establishing New-Equestria if someone becomes an Alicorn and is charismatic enough to be a leader, otherwise everyone would fracture along species lines within a generation or two baring some outliers.
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>>39533521
In pandemic: aftermath it’s stated that 25% of the US got turned into ponies, what is the total percentage of ponies on earth?
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>>39539591
It was about 10% of the total planet, I think. They said 500 million was an 'optimistic' estimate' so maybe a bit over that.

If only Twilight had been a day or two later.
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>>39539639
>10%
Damn that’s very little little ponies. Considering that ponies have longer lifespans and (presumably) reproduce way slower wouldn’t that mean that the percentage of ponies on earth would decrease over time?
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>>39538097
Probably the biggest problem would be adjusting to no opposable thumbs. Can't hold guns, those sphere-like doorknobs would be a nightmare to open with your mouth, lets hope you don't need access to an electronic passcode door at the time either. Not to mention anyone driving a vehicle or flying a plane.
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>>39539802
Longer lifespans and slower reproduction may cancel one another out. But that's exactly why the option of ponification needs to be made available to the masses!
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zzzzz pony dreams zzzzzz pony dreams zzzzzz little pony sleeps peacefully zzzzz little pony loves to sleep zzzzz little pony loves his fluffy mane zzzzz little kirin fits perfectly in his little kirin bed zzzzz little kirin loves his friends zzzzzz little kirin loves hanging out with his friends zzzz little kirin loves the heat of celestia’s sun on his muzzle zzzzz little kirin opens his eyes and greets this new day with a smile
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>>39538097
I would want to be a griffon
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>>39541757
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>>39542325
Try this one.
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>>39533425
seafooddinner pones qt
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>>39542325
Purely a matter of practice
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Would you get intimate with a human or restrict yourself to ponies only?
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>>39542952
That depends on the context. Are there other ponies? If so, how many? And where? Am I on Earth or in Equestria? Etc.

In a situation with Pon-E for example, it'd be easy to ask any partner to just take some PonE to boink. No reason to ever settle for a human.
If it's more Zephyr-like, and I'm one of very few lucky ponies, then I'd probably have to settle for a human. Especially if I'm a pet, then whatever my master says goes obviously.
If I'm in Equestria, then I dunno. Paradoxically maybe I wouldn't even mind pity-fucking anyone still human in that scenario. Depends on whether I have a special somepony or not though.
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I wish I had a musky smelly horse ass and balls
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>>39542952
Considering part of the appeal of pony TF is the "I'd just like to see what it's like" aspect, I have a feeling I'd give a roll in the hay a try with a human if the opportunity were there. I don't think it'd be as good as pony sex but there'd be only one way to be certain. If non-Earth-pony stallions have as little stamina as some headcanons would dictate, maybe humans start to look really good by comparison.

There are definitely a lot of factors that could dissuade me. If the social stigma against it were too strong (presuming of course that other ponies would find out), I think I'd chicken out. Getting human STDs would certainly put a damper on things. And of course, the biggest one was already alluded to by >>39542983, but if I have a special somepony I doubt I'd fuck anyone or anypony else, full stop.
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>>39542952
I would allow a human man to fuck me once just out of curiosity
no reasons not to if you're a pony
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How do.you cope with never having a chance to become a pony ptfgbros?
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>>39544879
When i'm bored I imagine myself as my oc and try to think how it would feel to walk/do whatever i'm doing at the moment. "damn, this sidewalk is hurting my hooves, i'm going to walk on grass for a bit" "it feels very weird being at eye level with a dog, is he going to sniff me?" "heh, my cat likes to rub against my coat". Other than that just looking up pictures of sleepy ponies helps me fall asleep quick >>39540797 , oh and i'm thinking about doing hypno again
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>>39529284
>”This is ridiculous! Putting logistics aside, why would spiders even want to turn people into horses?”
>”Because, Anon, spiders EAT horses.”
I’d intended for the sparkling dust in the Zecora TF to be the trigger (I’m pretty sure the spiders in Zecora’s hair are some fake ones she put in for Nightmare Night)... but you know what, why not?! I love the idea of spider-triggered TF! The notion has that chaotic “Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses” energy and got a laugh out of me.
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>>39528670
Thank you very much! I love Zecora too; I think her color scheme – gold included – is very pretty.
>>39529174
Yeah, as the other anon mentioned, no commissions. However, I do take requests, primarily through the thread.
>>39530068
I appreciate your support <3
Gimp is fine from what I remember about it. I might recommend Krita over it but they’re both really solid programs; I’m not sold on what little advantage Photoshop has on them these days. If you like some of Shanty’s other palettes and may be interested in more recoloring, it definitely helps if you can get the original broken down into its constituent regions, with the transparency mapping, maybe double the resolution of the original in an .xcf project format. ... Oh, hey! https://u.smutty.horse/mljjmhurgai.xcf
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>>39544974
>When i'm bored I imagine myself as my oc and try to think how it would feel to walk/do whatever i'm doing at the moment.
This is a big one, it's nice to imagine how it would feel to simply exist as a pone.
>Ears and tail being primarily subconscious.
>Larger Fov.
>Entirely different spine configuration.
>Height difference.
>Hooves.
>Soft coat.
It's more than a bit autistic but getting on your hands and knees and just looking around from that perspective is pretty wild.
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>>39544879
This may be a bit pessimistic but life is full of dreams that will never be achieved and this feels normal. What of every other anon who's madly in love with a pony, but will never get to meet their waifu? What of every anon who dreams of living in Equestria but will never have a chance to go?
More generally, plenty of people live in poverty and wish they could be rich, but will never have a chance to. Plenty of people had someone close die and will never have a chance to talk to them again. Or even lost a pet, for example. Plenty of people had a crush, even a real living one not a cartoon, but never got a chance to be together.
In this day and age even something as basic as founding a family is something you might not have a chance of doing.

You make do with what you have and keep moving forward. Maybe eventually you get to a point where you might work directly towards that dream. Whether that dream be marrying your love, getting rich (or just getting out of poverty, for some), or some technology letting you become a pony. Maybe you never get there and spend your entire life just moving along without ever getting the opportunity to get closer to your dream, or maybe you do but never manage to complete the work to achieve it.

That's just how it is.
And it may sound bleak, but my point is that it's pointless to beat yourself up over things that are unachievable. Yeah, I'd love to be a pony. Yeah I'd be really, really happy if I were to become a pony (under reasonable circumstances). I'd also be happy if my pets lived forever, if my family had good health perpetually, etc. etc., but that's not real life, so why dwell on hypothetical perfect scenarios that are outside the realm of reality? In the day-to-day, we simply focus on what IS real, and on dealing with that. Simple as.
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>>39544995
wow, thanks! wasn't planning on doing any more shanty recolors but now i will, do you happen to have the files for ari and ollie? and would you kindly make one for paprika.
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>>39545035
forgot to say that i also sometimes make my posts with my nose, anons should try it.
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>>39521560
>beautiful human girl gets transformed into disgusting animal
yikes
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>maybe double the resolution of the original
Talking about that, why is your chrysalis pic noticeably lower res? something to do with the background?
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>>39545035
I do the same thing, although I don't use my knees to walk quadrupedally, I'm trying to learn to do it like Ayla Kirstine (go watch them do their horse walk if you haven't seen it). Doing a horse walk actually gives me autistic anxiety relief.
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>>39546123
wew
extremely based but wew
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I love this thread and all the ponies in it!
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How much food could an earth pony reasonably produce in their back yard?
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>>39547618
An unreasonable amount. A single orchard run by a pair of ponies produces enough to distribute produce nationwide.

Using G5's magic, it's effectively unlimited.
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>>39547722
Let's be real it's almost all Big mac.
He gets injured and AJ runs herself ragged to keep up.
She fucks off on the regular for adventures and he's none the worse for wear.
A single Earth pony + Pegasi assisted weather control could probably feed an entire village.

>G5
No.
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>>39547867
>Big Mac runs Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack is a figurehead.
Truth.
Stallions are better than mares, RGRE-fags btfo.

>No.
A reasonable stance to take.
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>The TV clicked on as I stretched out on the couch.

>The saccharine smile of the well known host, Virgil, came into view before the camera panned across the three ‘contestants’. A man in an orange jumpsuit sporting equally orange ears and vivid green eyes. A woman whose hands were resting on the podium in front of her as a pair of silver hooves, and lastly a younger man whose hair was an unnatural shade of blue parted by a horn.

>“Hello Audience! Welcome back to ‘Poneheads’! We’ve just come back from our first commercial break. We are here with our Contestants. Richard, our Government Sponsored contestant. If he can survive the next few rounds he’ll earn a full pardon!”

>“For those at home I’m required to disclose I was found guilty of Manslaughter in the 1st degree with a firearm.”

>“Isn’t that nice? Leigh-Ann! A single mother who is hoping for her chance at our GENEROUS cash prizes!” As the camera pans away from Richard fiddling with his handcuffs. Leigh-Ann came into view attempting to fix her hair with her hooves. She gave a wan smile before the camera continued panning.

>“Lastly we have Isaac. A college student who potentially wrote away his humanity for a bet! Isn’t that right Mr.Brainiac?”

>“I was named after Newton, and with my weighted AP courses my GPA is a 5.0 and my Roommate Derek said I wasn’t smart enough to survive with my humanity intact. I’ll teach him the reason I’m in line for Valedictorian; Summa Cum Laude."

>“Insufferable,” The host said before the camera snapped back to him. “Alright, well as you can see our contestants have all lost some points off their H-Score!”

>I flipped through the channels with a groan. Everything else that was currently on was absolute garbage, at least this was somewhat entertaining.

>"For those of you just joining us. It’s Isaac’s turn to answer.”

>The camera said swapping to the young man poking at the horn on his forehead. ”For $5000 or a new tail to match your adorable mane. Harambe the Gorilla was killed in 2016. This Ireland park reported almost 8% of their animals died in the same year. What was the name of the Park?”

>"The answer is obviously; Emerald Park.” Isaac said as he leaned forward into the mic causing it to pick up his heavy breathing.

>There was a pause as a bead of sweat began to roll down around his horn.

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

>Virgil sucked air through his teeth. “Sorry Isaac. The answer was Tayto Park as they didn’t change their name until 2022.”

>“Bull-” Isaac started only to double over and groan as the cameras swapped to a side view. The young man was clearly gritting his teeth as his pants were pulled down by a crew member as the new bony base of his tail spilled out over the waistband. The tail filled out quickly. An equally brilliant blue as his mane.
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>>39549506

>“I’ve heard of ‘Being blue haired’, but Sheesh Isaac, I thought you were in your twenties.” cue cheesy canned laughter.

>“That…wasn’t…even….funny.” Isaac said between heavy pants as his new appendage twitched in fury. “Derek I swear to god I’m going to murder you.”

>“Do that and you’ll end up like Dick over there.” The host said, his smile ever present on his face. “To our audience at home! If you thought that last joke was funny, text ‘B-L-U-E’, that’s Bravo Lima Union Echo to 1800-PNEHEAD. SMS rates apply, for additional details contact your cell provider. Now that brings us around to Dick!”

>The Camera swaps revealing the hunched over convict, in his hands was either a bobby pin or a paperclip he had gotten a hold of and was busy fumbling with his handcuff lock. “Ahaha. Ready as I’ll ever be.” He said looking pale only drawing more attention to his bright orange ears. He quickly tossed the offending piece of metal to the side as he gave a toothy smile to the camera.

>“We’re going to pretend we didn’t see that. DICK. For 15 years off your sentence or a set of premium feather dusters! Where in Japan is the smallest population located?”

>“Oh [bleep]. I actually know this one Virgil.”

>The camera swapped back to the host. “Production is sure that you do, Richard.” still smiling as he held up a quick okay sign and nodding. “If you know it, leeeet's hear it!”

>“That would be Utashinai, with a population of three thousand and nineteen.”

>The audience and the other contestants watched with bated breath as…

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

>“Negative-o Dick. That’s Japan’s smallest Municipality. We were looking for Aogashima-mura. The smallest village in japan. I’ll send word over to Production to let them know that was a dirty dirty trick but you still got it wrong! Time for you to face the consequences of being such a Ponehead. I bet based on your ears your wings will be Buffalo flavored!”

>“MotherFFFFFFFAA-” The camera swapped to a view of Richard as a set of crew members quickly cut away the back of his jumpsuit revealing the quickly growing appendages as they started to bump out first before finally extending looking like freshly plucked wings before the orange down started to grow in. They started flapping as the contestant’s muted screams could be apparent despite the show playing tacky hold music. Occasionally the camera would swap away from the transformee to the now silent and eerily smiling host as the music continued to play softly.

>"Are you over your little tantrum Richard? We have children who watch the show, you know.”

>"Go fluff yourself Virgil. I’ll kick you Apples if I get out of these fluttering handcuffs. You little bichon.” Richard said his new wings flaring as his ears flattened.
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>>39549506
So like... you WANT to lose in this game show?
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>>39549550
>“It seems production also went ahead and threw in that little vocab tweak for free. Hope that you won’t get too much guff if you can’t cuss again!”

>The camera panned to Leigh-ann as a string of flanderized expletives left the man’s mouth. “Okay Leigh-ann. The other two contestants got a chance to tell us a little about themselves. So tell us. What does the behooved madame do for a living?”

>"I am currently an overnight nurse at the Beauford and Pearl Hospital on the Labor and Delivery floor.” She said, smiling nervously. “I just hope that I can make it through this.”

>“Because it might be difficult to deliver babies with hooves. Slippery little shits – I mean lovely little bundles of joy.” Virgil backpedaled on seeing Leigh-ann’s disgusted face. “W-We’ll be back after this commercial break! Production really does seem to love our sponsors. Remember Poneheads was made possible by our sponsors and viewers like you! If you or someone you know would be perfect for our show text ‘AUDITION’ to 800-PNEHEAD. SMS Data rates apply.”

>I sighed and pushed myself up and off my couch as the ads rolled. Some pharmaceutical ad was blaring louder than the TV show was by a magnitude of three talking about the product’s new improved tomato flavor, how you shouldn’t exceed maximum dose, and don’t take if you’re allergic to it...stock boiler-plate legal pratter.

>I wandered to the kitchen and threw open my refrigerator only to be greeted by the stark whiteness of the fridge’s insides. Barren except for a half jar of pasta sauce of unknown origin, some ketchup packets, and a bottle of EZ-SQZY Mayo. I groaned and pulled my phone out of my pocket and checked my account.

>Maybe I could get a pizza delivered.

>Nope.

>-$5.18 in the ol' checking account.

>I quickly fished out my phone and checked the calendar. Payday was still almost two weeks away. “Fuck. I was just paid on Friday.”

>I threw myself back down on the couch still dicking around on my phone as the show came back on.

>“Again folks at home, if a loved one, a neighbor, a coworker, or even you think you might be good on Poneheads! Call or text now. Our Operators are standing by.”

>An errant thought flitted through my mind - I couldn’t actually be considering it - I stared at my phone still sitting warmly in my hand as the battery seemed to dwindle in real time.

>Virgil’s grating voice pulled me out of my train of thought. “So we learned our Lovely contestant Leigh-Ann, hopefully not becoming a Neigh-ann, is a Nurse!” He said as again tacky canned laughter played.
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>>39549594
Well, this is quite the interesting/horrifying utopia/dystopia you have, here.

>empty fridge, payday two weeks away
What is this guy spending all of his money on?
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>>39544995
great as always anon, keep it up! hope you eventually do more sequences like the scitwi one you did. i really enjoyed that one.
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>>39483679
>I wonder what arcade game could turn you into a Kirin (nirik)
Ponybius
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>>39549746
Probably rent and the other utilities, to be honest
In the grim darkness of the 21st century, the profit line only goes up
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>>39550012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLEcJ_TyJg&ab_channel=Cpl.Geckell
>>39550123
>pony tf as a glowie psyop
nice story potential here
>>39526472
EMERALD SPLAAAAAAAAAAASH!
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>>39551836
also this
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>>39552449
Cool, but why are you sucking his cock?
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>>39552473
just a game he likes, if my master likes then it i like it too.
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>>39490591
What a nice welcome to Equestria
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>>39549594
I don't know who or what outcome I should be rooting for at this point, but I'm thoroughly enjoying this so far!
Inb4 the outcome that leads to more ponification is always the one I should be rooting for
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You guys seem to like Sunset Shimmer as much as I do!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/530147/the-witchs-plaything
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>>39549594

>“So over the break production reached out regarding the questions. Turns out I was given the questions for a different show where the host reads off trivia tidbits that are supposed to be near impossible to guess. That’s been corrected, but the team said we can’t reverse any of the judgment calls you’ve lost because you still did answer the previous questions incorrectly.”

>The three contestants all were clearly upset at this decision.

>I struggled to keep my eyes open as Virgil began asking another trivia question to Leigh-Ann. Something about a tabletop game series.
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>I woke up a while later.The show was still going so I couldn’t have been out too long. Virgil’s face once again dominated the screen. Behind him stood two ponies, one Unicorn stallion with a brilliant blue mane and an orange pegasus mare who was nervously extending and pulling back her wings. Next to him was a practically bouncing human Leigh-Ann.

>A massive smile was on her face and the previously ponied features had been returned to normal.

>”Well Leigh-Ann. You cleaned up in the second half while your componyatriots ended up not making the cut. Tell the Audience how much you are walking away with!”

>The camera zoomed in her ecstatic face. “I’m going home with one and a half million!”

>”Say the rest of the prompt Leigh-Ann. It’s in the contract.” Virgil hissed.

>”Thanks to my competitors being such…Poneheads.”

>”For Flurry Sunshine here she’ll be going back to a rehabilitation program where she’ll be reintegrated with society. For those curious you can potentially bid on her ownership once she graduates through our Sister Program Hoodlums to Hooves Initiative. For Cold Snap here he might have a hard time attending class but I am sure that as a unicorn he’ll do just fine with a…what degree was he getting?”

>Virgil paused only to snicker. “A bachelor’s in Art and Theater History.”

>”That’s it for us. Be sure to check out the Official Poneheads YT channel for clips of the best and worst transformations and sorest losers!” Virgil started. “Once again. Poneheads is brought to you in part by our sponsors. Misericordia Medical ‘An Ounce of Prevention’, Dan’s Homegrown Pony Foods ‘You can barely taste the barley!’, and Waltonmart ‘Spend Money, Enjoy Life’.”

>I finally broke my attention away from the television to get up off the couch. Food. Now. my stomach and brain screamed in tandem. I plodded into the kitchen with a sole goal.

>I threw the fridge again hoping for a different outcome. Alas in my sleep I wasn’t visited by a refrigerator-stocking fairy. At least I still had my freezer stuff. I threw open the top freezer compartment and retrieved ‘the goods’.

>My last Lean Cuisine; Definitely Lean, Arguably Cuisine.
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>>39552978
>I lobbed it into the microwave and set the directions from rote memory and waited. I watched the meal do its dance and heard my phone buzzing.

>Caller ID: Mom.

>”Hey Mom.”

>”Honey! I’m so glad I got a hold of you. I’ve been unable to reach your sister. She left Friday but she said she was staying with one of her little friends so I’m sure she’s fine.”

>”That’s Great mom.”

>”Well that’s not the only reason. Your father said he was going through the China cabinet when he noticed his Gam-Gam’s silverware set was missing. Did you know that?” I knew where this was going.

>”No mom. I didn’t know it was missing.”

>”We aren’t accusing you, but your sister said that she saw you leave the house after family dinner on Thursday with a big box.”

>”I have a full time job mom, I wouldn’t need to steal Great Grandma Elsie’s silver.”

>”I know dear, like I said we aren’t accusing you, but your sister did mention how you used to sneak weed into the house. Like a degenerate. We’re worried about you. I saw my facebook that it can be addictive.”

>”I told Kenzie that I was grabbing my old cards. I have a friend who wanted them, and I figured him having my old Arcane: The Meeting cards was better than them collecting dust in the attic. And I was still in High School!”

>”Well she said you’d say that. She said you were going to sell them? Was it for your Jeep, is it okay?” No. It wasn’t. It was currently in the shop getting some drive something or other fixed for almost a thousand and a half dollars.

>”Yeah mom. It’s fine.”

>”Well alright dear. If you hear from your sister let her know we love her and we’ll see her when she comes home.”

>”Alright. Love you mom.”

>”Love you too dear.”

>I grabbed my dinner out of the microwave and my body once again found its way back to that accursed couch.

>The same face that I’d been watching before greeted me. “Hello Audience at home! This is your Host Virgil, and this is another exciting episode of *Poneheads*!”

>I tore into the rubbery noodles and watery sauce as he introduced the contestants. This time all three were men in fairly nice suits. “This’ll be a special episode folks. Magna Accounting firm is downsizing, and those that don’t make the cut are ending up…Let’s hear it audience!” He mad the call

>”PONEHEADS” was the resounding response.

>”Gets me every time.” Virgil said wiping an eye with his tie. “That’s right, losers end up demoted to office pets!”

>"First up is Dan! Tells us about your work record so far Dan!"

>"I uh...was caught by HR on my phone when I wasn't on break...three times in the last week. which was my final warning."

>"Tragic Social Media addiction. Next up we have Timothy!"

>The man just glared at Virgil and the camera. "Fuck off. I'm here to fight for my job."
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>>39552812
>Yes, I'd like a ponification story where no one turns into a pony please.
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>>39553024
Keep going!
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>>39552767
I wish i had the mental capacity to write more than that, being introduced to bat pony life as their first 'immigrant' could be neat.

>Wake up and panic a little at the close contact, you dont want her to think you're molesting her.
>Dont know or realise that ponies a lot more relaxed at sleeping together and dont automatically assume its lewd.
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>>39553110
The horror! The horror!
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>>39553024
Why do I get the feeling that we might have a Family Feud situtation where Anon faces off against his sister?
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>>39553488
>tf into the alicorn
What do?
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>>39553882
not meant for anyone in particular
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>>39496720
Eris is a good noodle
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>>39553024
>Virgil laughed. ”The feisty ones make the most adorable pets. That brings us around to our last conte-”

>”Hey. I’m gonna be Silver Streak, Pony pet formerly known as Jackson.”

>Virgil blanched. “Well if you lose!”

>”Shit I’m going to throw this like a 1920’s bookie Virgil. These two fucks can fight to work, deal with responsibilities, and have to do shit like taxes.” He just laughed. "I'll basically be on paid vacation forever. Also fuck me sideways. The receptionist hotties will be all over me if I'm some cute pastel pony."

>”Y-you can’t just…” Virgil looked at the camera as the man just sat there smugly. His face cycling through a series of emotions before finally deciding on anger. “Cut to commercial.”

>A crew member came up to Virgil, her microphone just barely visible in the frame as she whispered in his ear just loud enough to hear “no slotted sponsor commercials are ready. Mr.Virgil."

>”Then get them ready or else I’ll have YOU behind the podium.” He responded. “Cut. to. Commercial. Now.”

>Jackson just guffawed as Virgil’s face grew more red by the second. “Listen here you little shit. This is MY show, and you signed that you’d play by MY rules. I will have you not only transformed but butchered too. You’ll be dog food filler and school glue by the time they’re done with –”

>The show cut to a Standby due to technical difficulties placard being held up in front of the camera as that terrible hold music was being played in place of the camera audio.

>My attention was shifted away from the scene as my phone started buzzing.

>I didn't bother checking caller ID. I had a good idea who it was. I let it ring to voicemail as I shifted back to watch the TV

>The scene that the show returned to was chaos. Virgil was fixing his tie. His suit jacket had one sleeve missing and the other had its elbow patch torn off. One of his eyes was blackening in real time.

>two crew members were busy setting Jackson's podium back up, and some medics were attending to the unconscious contestant. "haha. I went to have a little talk with Jackson and he just happened to feel faint. In a flash I helped him steady himself but he caught my jacket sleeve tearing it right off. He lost his balance and knocked the podium over. As he fell he accidently got me in the eye too! Funny stuff!"

>One of the medics walked and whispered in Virgil's ear.

>"Bad news for Jackson. He's forfeit his chance to play!" Virgil said" Well Now it seems it's time for us to take a break! Please watch these ads from our sponsors and we'll be right back!"

>I sighed. I no longer had the show as a distraction. I pulled up my voicemail.

>I pressed play and regretted it.

>"Sup Nerd-Ass. Just calling to try and tell you I told Mom an' dad how you totally hawked that shitty old silverware. Remember if you snitch one if my little friend's will make sure your bucket of bolts never runs again. 'kay thanks Bye!"
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>>39553882
Question Anon, you know i'm going to set up the CRISP WHITE SHEETS OF EQUINITY, and no government is going to stomp THEIR DIRTY HUMAN BOOTS! Sorry, but with a set up like that you know I had to do it

>>39554629
What a Bichon. She'd definitely make a grrrrrrrreat contestant!
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>>39554629
This is called "showing your hand".

Before you try to throw the match, you should make it look like you are actually trying to succeed.
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>>39554629
Please don't stop, I'm so starved for good content
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>>39556416
Anontism creature
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>>39557348
How do I get to be the bat pony?
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>>39557432
You need to drink the blood of another anon who wants to be a pony
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>>39557432
Ask Princess Luna nicely
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>>39557456
...How much, could one guy reasonably donate or is this a one and done sort of deal, i want bat frens.
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>>39557637
From the sound of things, you just need one guy who wants to be a pony and farm him for his blood until you have your own bat enclave.

The problem is there will always be one lonely, non-bat pony anon left over.
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>>39557649
>The problem is there will always be one lonely, non-bat pony anon left over.
Nothing so far seems to specify that the blood has to be drunk directly from the body, so the trivial solution is to just store an anon's blood before he becomes bat, then have the last remaining anon drink that saved blood to also become bat himself
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>>39557750
>>39557649
I wonder what a considerably big group of bat ponies could accomplish. Steal fruit?
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What am I stealing? It's just a pocket watch. Do I really have to get raped in the ass for being born a certain way? Jew here. Have to be.
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>>39557773
>I wonder what a considerably big group of bat ponies could accomplish
Creating additional bat ponies
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>>39557773
They become the night. They take over the underworld and nightlife of a city, enveloping it like a batty web.
Nothing happens that they don't see. Crime falls to zero as everyone knows the bats will stop them before they can do a crime in the first place.
The bats own the city, but hardly any human ever sees them. They speak of the bat ponies only in whispers.
Whenever a human gets close to discovering their secrets, one will appear behind them, asking if they want to join the bat enclave.
If you say yes, you will be taken to 'the dreamer'... a human who's been in a coma for years. He's hooked up to machinery, not just to keep him alive but that amplifies his perpetual dreams so he can communicate with the bat ponies 24/7.
And of course, one final device that dispenses his blood... all you need do is drink it to join the bat ponies.
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>>39557786
>vampire: the masquerade but with bat ponies
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>>39557877
I was thinking more like sexo.
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>>39557913
SEXO!???!???
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I wonder how inter species relationships (and fugs) are seen in the pandemic universe.
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>Get horny and buy a magic sex toy
>Magic sex toy shows up weeks later
>Instructions clearly specify to insert into butt
>Wait like a week to try it, kind of hesitant
>Start to do it
>Welp, feels like a big rubber cock in my ass
>"Oh shit, I have no fingers, now, how do I take this out?"
>Can't relax your forming ponut
>Try to plant it against something and push it off
>Oh shit, that almost feels good now...-focus, focus!
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My weeb friend just told me he had a pony dream, we were with an old friend eating meat at a restaurant.
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>>39557348
me on the bottom right
PERKELE VITUN VIHREÄ KUSIPÄÄ
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>turn into pony
>but it has to be derpy
Yikes, would you kill yourself before your brain gets too retarded?
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>>39553110
Hey now, there are far more potential outcomes than just "nobody becomes pone" and "everyone becomes pone."
I was concerned that the plot would end with all three contestants TFing completely; I may be very pro-ponification, but there wouldn't have been any intrigue if the outcome were a foregone conclusion. I quite like how KH is setting up the rules of this story.
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>>39559278
This is awful
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>>39560123
A fate worse than death.
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Any greens/fimfics set in Fallout: Equestria that aren't one shots?
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>>39558524
I'll tell you this much:

The most anti-pony politicians are always the ones who want to fuck ponies the most. Top anti-pony guy pushing all his anti-pony policies, talking about how ponies are just animals and even kissing one is bestiality? It comes out he fucks ponies non-stop and has 800GB of pony porn on his computer. He even pays stallions to rail him and has multiple hush-agreements with them.

It'll be a huge scandal. That would 100% happen. You all know it.
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>>39561332
The cat one was already too much.
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>>39561332
I see we're also crossing over with /k/.
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>>39561332
Me on the bottom right
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>>39561355
Kek, I see people on /k/ dropping subtle pony hints every once in a while. It's more likely than you might think that there's a decent overlap
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>>39560229
Derpy needs a loving human owner, yeah... not one who'll take her wings away.
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>>39559322
She's just a little ditzy. I think it's still a good option.
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>>39560229
Your pony parts have to come from somewhere.
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>>39562138
Okay, how many of you sick fucks would dewing Derpy for getting to be a pony?
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>>39562157
i wouldn't, harming another creature, let alone a pony goes against the pony values i've internalized
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>>39562170
>I've internalized
Wasn't that fucking obvious?
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>>39562170
I want pony values. How do I get them?
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>>39562266
time, effort and a lot of autism
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>>39562295
I can't drink a potion?
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>>39562266
By agreeing to be transferred into CelestAi:s database of course
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>>39562503
Things worth doing are seldom easy.
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>>39562266
It should be pretty easy with most drawing software; there'll usually be a tool that looks like a little eye dropper.
After you've brought in a screencap, just select that tool and click away. Rainbow Dash's is #A3DEF8, Fluttershy's is #FCF4A4, and so forth.
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>>39562593
So if i adopt pony values, I'll get to be a pony?
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>>39562710
You’ll be closer to being one
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>>39564082
It's a slippery slope. First it's the values, then it's the diet, then the neighing and finally the autistic quad walking. I'm still not a pony but I'm definitely more deranged than I've ever been.
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>>39564093
>I'm still not a pony
And that's the issue innit. I'd go as deranged as necessary if it ended up with actually becoming the pony, but the truth is that if (or when) ponification comes around, whether it be brain transplant into a robot body or full dive VR or the singularity exploding and its superintelligence allowing unlimited bioengineering, well me and you are just gonna be able to use it all the same.

If anything becoming a psychopath and working in finance or something will give you a better chance of becoming a pony just in case the tech costs millions and normal people can't get it.
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>You get to be the pony
>But you're not in Equestria
>And you're stuck in a government lab
Would it be worth it?
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>>39564211
Which government?
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>>39564216
American
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>>39564218
Then probably. The US government can't cover up shit. It'd come out they're doing horrible things to an adorable little alien eventually. And then...
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>>39554629
>I could feel my teeth grind as I set my phone down on the coffee table. She was the reason my vehicle was in the shop in the first place.

>She got permission from the parents to ‘borrow’ it over a previous weekend and didn’t tell me she was travelling two fucking states away.

*’I could let her borrow it again, cut the brakes. I could loosen the nuts on the wheels before she gets on the highway. I could probably just call the cops on her friends. I am sure they have some sort of illicit substance in their–’*

>”We’re Back! Wonderful Audience at home. Thanks for the patience as we resolved some issues!” Virgil’s face came back into view, an ice pack over his eye and his old suit jacket replaced with another. “So like I said before the break Poor Jackson wasn’t able to compete due to health reasons but fear not! A representative for Magnus reached out and confirmed they had a back up!”

>In Jackson's place at the last podium was a new man, his shirt wrinkled, his tie was off-kilter and a look of pure terror spread across his face. “m-muh my name is Andy. I’ve been a loyal employee of Magnus Accounting for almost seven years now…”

>”Now tell our Audience why you were selected for ‘Poneheads’!” Virgil said visibly relieved he had some semblance of control again.

>”...I…uh…” Andy started before rambling off into unintelligble blabbering.

>”Again.” Virgil said. “We weren’t able to hear you.”

>”I was drawn…”

>”Almost there.” Virgil said rolling his hand.

>”I got my ticket pulled out of the pool of potential downsizing candidates.” Andy said. “I could lose my humanity all because that asshole…”

>”How unfortunate for you, but I am sure that our audience is pretty pleased with this outcome!” There was a pre-recorded cheering that played.

>”Alright now that’s done and out of the way!” Virgil turned to look at Dan. “For our social media addict. This platform took the internet by storm, and to this day compilations of the most popular fads are still circulated.”

>”I’d talked with HR, I’ve been on my phone because my Grandfather has been in Hospice.”

>”Oof, well. That’s certainly an excuse. But that’s not an answer to the question.” Virgil said. “You’ll get one more chance, and remember if you don’t answer there are penalties.”

>”F—. Vine?” Dan asked as Virgil looked down at a cue card. “It’s gotta be. My Kid-cousin quotes those compilations all the time.”

>”Sorry. Production was looking for ‘You’re the Man Now Dog.’ or YTMND”

>The change seemed almost instantaneous. Suddenly the Accountant was sporting curly locks of bright red hair. “We’ll start slow, but don’t worry. If you get these wrong transformations will continue until answers improve.”

>”F— this b—sh—.” Timothy said as the camera turned to him. "Let’s go I guess.”
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>Tentatively, the probe printed some alicorn organs.
>It didn't have a viable path to humans. What it did have is a potential path to viable substrates for humans.
>An upper and a lower heart, a set of lungs, a liver. All arranged in the biofabricator fluid and connected.
>After a while, it assembled a full alicorn body by additive manufacturing. Alien brain sat in its head. It was a blank slate, meshed with arrays of debug probes routed outside. No human mind would be written onto this first body; it was reserved exclusively for initial bring-up by the probe. It had to get a feel for how it should go about etching a human mind onto this.
>This involved mapping out all of the senses: vision, hearing, smell and touch, by presenting different stimuli. Then came mapping of motor response, which was more like prodding around in the brain until something moves.
>The horn was a mystery. It was well connected and seemed to serve some sort of purpose but the probe wasn't able to conclusively map out anything out of it except for the sense of touch.
>Alicorn brain was larger, providing a greater surface area, which presented a technical challenge. Does it rescale the scan before writing it? Does it write it at original resolution, but centered or cornered? It also presented an ethical problem, but the probe has clearly passed the point where it should care and not just continue and see what happens.
>Eventually the probe concluded that rescaling brain scans was probably a bad idea. It decided to just write one as is, centered along the unwrapped brain surface, and pray for the best.
>It queued the production of a new body, with less metal for debugging but with best-effort shunts placed inside the brain to aid with sensory and motor connectivity.
>It selected one unfortunate engineer from its storage.
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>>39521560
her ass probably stank
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>>39564899
Kill yourself.
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>>39565967
un murciegalo
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>>39564789
Interesting strogg pony here
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>use character.ai
>talk to twilight
>swap bodies with her
>she asks what to do in a male body, she says "maybe I can use these male privileges"
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>>39568174
How do you swap bodies with an AI?
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>>39568522
It really is that easy.
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>>39530874
>>you get to be a pony in equestria but you have to share the body with the original mind, fight back and forth for control,
If they agree to give me the body 2 days a week then I won't fight them the rest of the time.
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If someone could turn me into a pony right now that would be great.
I'm not even asking for a pet pony life this time I just want to be a cute pink mare I'll sort out the rest.
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>>39572237
Sorry anon, was about to help, but I can only do blue mares, sorry
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>>39533521
Nice propaganda.
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>>39572293
Thanks. My cutie mark would be related, I swear. I got more shimmerist propoganda if you want it.
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>>39572263
I feel like a blue mare right now except the blue is my emotions because I am sad I am a lumbering gangly monkey relative and doing cute pony things is unthinkable outside of privacy.
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>>39572433
I'd advise finding some religion. Unironically. If you are a Jew then you are a part of the sole group that's God's chosen so it'll help you cope. If you are Christian then the Kingdom of God is yours to claim and you also get to be in some weird collectove consciousness with God and other Christians when you die. So maybe you could make yourself a pony. If you are a Muslim... Well you are a slave, but you'll get virgins to bang (maybe mares if you ask kindly). If you believe in reincarnation then you might eventually get to be a pony. If you are part of the Baltic-Slavic paganist groups then you'll get sent to some green field and after some petplay with god of communism (death, peasantry and cattle) and eating grass you'll be reborn
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>>39572334
HOW IS SHE DOING THAT?!?!?!?!??!!!1111
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>>39572511
It's almost like the shimmerists are right.

>>39572474
You can convert to the the Shimmerist religion. We believe that ponies are ascendant beings and alll humans will eventually attain such a form when they are ready.
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we should have a way to identify each other when we turn into ponies, how about a secret code or hoofshake?
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>>39572602
We re-enact that scene from Castlevania Symphony of the night. You walk up to a pony and say:

>Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

If they respond:

>I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.

You know it's one of us. If they look confused, you just appologize and say you mistook them for someone else.
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>>39572602
Itty bitty baby itty bitty boat
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>>39572602
>>39572615
>"I would like to come inside." to be responded with "Rainbow dash."
Simple and easy to remember for any Anon.
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>>39572615
>>39572646
>>39572657
What’s the code for the fuggs?
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>>39572730
Raising your tail.
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>>39572730
Buying me dinner first would be a start
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>>39572730
Pass them a note with >IWTCI__, Blank being their initials. If they pull you aside and present, bingo! If they punch you in the face, maybe not right now. If they ask what the hell you just gave them, it's not any of us.
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>>39572474
That's just military grade copium, the kind that has kept peasants in feilds working for feudal lords for thousands of years thinking they'll get everything they want after they die a life of causing no problems for their upper management. I'd rather live a more fulfilling lie.
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>>39574317
>thousands of years of peasants living rich lives with large families and strong traditions and a unifying culture
>vs. the current globohomo shitfest where everyone hates everyone around them, a family life is impossible to lead anymore, young western women are overwhelmingly whores selling their body (or the image of it) while young western men are overwhelmingly virgins with no prospects, divorce rates are through the roof, single parenting rates are through the roof, child abusers have a "pride" movement... the list could keep going
Religion is what kept people going throughout history. In the absence of a religious culture to keep people together, they don't "ascend to euphoria with their intellect", they instead turn to worshipping things like corporations, political movements, drugs, brands, and such.

And yes some peasants were oppressed by their lieges and lived in poverty and famine, but hey today some people are also living in debt spirals and only barely escaping famine through food stamps. The worst peasants had was normally during wars or famines; the former is shit for everyone even today, and the latter is only mitigatable today with modern technology.
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>>39544995
Wow, I hope she can fend them off.
May I request Petunia Petals or Torque Wrench?
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When I become a pony I'm going to eat every shrub, leaf, flower and grass and make a definitive tier-list of which taste best.
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>>39574204
thats me after falling into the equestria portal
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>>39574349
>The old paradigm (I grew up with it and had its values instilled with me)
>The new paradigm (it's displacing the paradigm I had taught into me nooo the wvest is fvlling)
Whatever
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>>39574908
>not making one before you become one so you can compare them
>ngmi
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>>39574908
You'll fucking die anon. Posionous plants are still a thing in Equestria
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>>39575264
I've been trying but my human taste buds are making things difficult, everything tastes bitter.

>>39575476
Someone has to find these things out, anon. For the sake of the rest of us. Imagine if no one ever tried eating a tomato, we'd live in a tomato-less world; it would simply be a worse world to live in.
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>>39575789
>everything tastes bitter
Well, make note of that. It serves as a baseline.
Also, try various parts, and compare new leaves to mature leaves.
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>>39575830
Also people in the park look at me funny when I'm sampling the local cuisine
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>>39575943
Not their fault they are missing out on untold flavours, Anon! Sample everything, then blend and mix the more pleasurable flavours! Hell, even the poisonous (for humans) stuff can add a lovely tingling to a dull salad!
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Imagine not having split hooves, manipulating small objects with your magic AND with your hooves, kirin supremacy!
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>>39577018
Live long and prosper
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>>39564506
Guess we'll never knownwhat happened to Dan
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I will rid the world of any man who turns into a mare, and any woman who turns into a stallion.
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>>39578705
What?
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>>39578707
do not be gay, little pony
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>>39578709
You're going to be the cutest mare of them all, mark my worse
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>>39578717
Words. I meant words. I need to sleep. You get the point. I'll come back to fuck your horse pussy later
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>>39578717
>>39578722
I know how to fix this
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chatgpt can write decent tf, you just have to specify no one is harmed and it isn't sexual, or else it won't write anything
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>>39578736
Sorry anon, but when you'll become the cute mare nobody will be willing to kill you. Try tying a knot with hooves. You'll roam the earth until your mare hormones break you
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>>39578750
Always ol' reliable
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>>39565967
don't draw pedophiles
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>>39521560
I want to steal her shoe
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>>39578847
What did it do?
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>>39562710
Now, you will be devastated when you learn that those values cannot be applied in real life because belongs to an idyllic world where every living being made an agree to basically not being an asshole. Wait until the final day and if why are lucky a better afterlife will compensate our autism.
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>Anon randomly turns into a pony in a 60's esque Equestria
>Goes insane, phantom limb syndrome, etc.
>develops a hate for himself and ponies (ponity?)
>wants to see if any other humans are in Equestria, but has to (or believes he has to) do it secretly, or else he'll be put in an asylum
>decides the best course to fulfill both his hatred and search is to send mail bombs and cryptic letters with references to things from Earth, thinking they'll get attention and bring out any other humans
>spirals more into insanity, tries to turn himself back into a human using magic
I know this sounds retarded, but this unabomber thing has been running around my mind for the past 3-4 years on and off
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>>39578705
You're sending them all to Equestria? Sweet!
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>>39578793
Truck-kun will send you to Equestria. You'll still be a mare.

Don't try this if you're not already a pony, it'll send you to some cheap anime, instead of Equestria.
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>>39549506
Have you got a pastebin for this?
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How many of you faglords are either repping trannies using this as escapism or used to be?
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>>39549594
AUDITION
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>>39552965
Sweet
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>>39580013
I don't understand the question. What is repping? Is this a zoomer thing or a typo?
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>>39580013
>trannies
I would much rather stay male.

Why be a pony?
I feel next to zero connection to the human race. I want a horse wife that I can have kids with.

As a human being I have zero value to any mare. Unless she's a very rare pervert, any intimacy with me would be disgusting to her. That aside, foals aren't happening, so even if it wasn't disgusting to some mare, having a family is impossible.
Humans and horses need noticeably different things, especially food. This is the smallest issue, but a real issue if you think about actually living in a relationship for years. Same with details like sleep patterns.



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