Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."~~~~~Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.Thread 356, and it's almost ANNIVERSARY TIIIIIME!
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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.Check out the pastebin here:http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejackCurious what happened last time?Check out the previous thread here: >>39382064You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and stuff used in these stories!Check it out here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_WikiConfused about when a character first showed up? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharingAre you interested in the dark side of these threads?Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/, and Happy Holidays!
First for Friendship!
>>39484769There it is! I saw that and waited for you, you earned it.
Respectfully -nd for SEXY HOOVES
>>39484774Thank you! I was in such a panic when I realized I shot too soon.
>>39484783That would be captcha's fault, it just decided "Nah I've had enough"
Pinkie Preview Prophecies>Applejack feels like this happened before...like 9 times before. >Pinkie has been watching from this wall without anyone noticing. >Rarity follows a thread and sees where it goes. >Celestia is surprised to find out it's made of cake. >Luna has been learning about the night parties. >Fluttershy has been keeping a 9 tailed fox. >The Crusaders collect the 9 pieces of 8. >Based Apple fanservice.
>Applejack"Celestia"~~~>Tia? Gotta question."Not again! Not aga-">You want a break?"R-really?">Yeah, ya' want a break? Know it's a little late, but ya'll can count it as yer' hearthswarming gift."You know what? No.">No? Really?"Yep, no. I want another gift.">Alright, guess Ah' can."I want to ask you a question.">Uh, sure. Reckon it ain't gonna be as bad as whatever Ah' did to you."What was the plan?">Yer' gonna have to be more specific."When Nightmare Moon returned, what was your plan?">Wow, yer' diggin' real deep here."I mean, you just saw her summon a lightning bolt, right? Storm clouds and everything?">Reckon Ah' did."And then you charged off to do, what?">Help out, however Ah' could, s'pose."Yes, but what, exactly, what that help? Meatshield?">Maybe."Ahh, I see, so just forget your family, then?">Now, hold on."Because I'm fairly certain you've mentioned many times how close to collapse you were.">That ain't fair, Ah' couldn't let Twilight run off on her own."Oh yeah? Why not? Did you think you were somehow superior to Twilight? To Dash?">Reckon Ah' was more level headed than them."Ahhh, so you were sure you were wiser than them.">Don't think that's how Ah'd put it."So then, explain, what was your plan? Detail it for me.">Ah' guess, just, rush in and try to help?"You don't say.">Hey, it worked out, world got saved."So, since things generally worked out, you can say your reckless, possibly devastating actions that could've gone so wrong were justified.">Ah. Ahhhhh, oh, okay."Hm?">Ah' see. Ya' got me there."Do I.">Yep, you do. Happy holidays, Celestia, hope you like yer' gift."Hmmm hm."Applejack leaves."I very much did. And for once, the good feelings are all your fault.">Like Nightmare Moon?"Don't ruin this!"
Non-Canon>Pinkie"Cadence"'DT'{Celestia}~~~~>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and the stars have aligned for us to be up!"I'm the pretty one <3"'I'm the grumpy one…'>And I'm the crazy one!>"'Now for our main guest...PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!'"{Hello, my little ponies.}>You've worked with Applejack for a long time now. Do you resent making her a princess?{Absolutely not. While it's true Applejack hurts me non-stop with her questions, but I really do appreaciate her insight.}"Pinkie, I have a question.">Yes?"Who would you choose? Me or DT?"'...yeah Pinkie. Who would you choose?'>Uhhh choose for what?"Stop wasting time! This is important! Who would you choose?">Choose for what?!'Answer the question! Not choosing is not a choice!'Cadence starts crying."I knew it! She'd choose DT over me!!!">Wait I didn't say that!'Oh, so you'd choose Cadence over me?'She pulls out TBDRLIATU.'That was the wrong choice!'>Uh...uhhhh!{She'd choose the superior pink of course.}Cadence and DT both smile."'Obviously...wait you think you're the...of course I am!'"They both stare each other down.>That's all the time we have, but there'll be plenty of pink next time!>"'Byyyyye~'"Celestia wakes up and finds note saying Thanks for the save.{...Sometimes I get the occasional win.}
>>39484910Damn She’s on a roll
>>39484816Awwww
Good morning thread!
>>39484910Two wins for Celly? Are we killing her off?
>>39485771I would keep an eye on her yeah
>Cloudchaser"Derpy"~~~~>See that? Teamwork! I am so proud of my citizens!"We could've joined in too.">I'm a leader, not a follower."So shouldn't they be following your lead?">They do as I command, not as I act."Would you do it if a princess told you to?">She's not the boss of me."...this sounds like we keep putting the one who would do the least in charge of the ones who do everything.">Politics!
>Spike"DT"'77'~PJ~~~~~>Why did they have to fall on that side of the tree!?"Right!? I mean there's three hundred and sixty degrees around that tree that would've been fine to land on, and they somehow landed on the one side that's opposite us! The one side!"'You'd think with the zipping around it would've logically at least been slightly to the side, but no.'~Of course not, in that case explody mcbomba could've just fired off everything right at them in a straight line, but no! She's ground level and there's a big honking tree in the way between us!~'Not that it would help much.'"Don't get depressed on me, patchy!"'I'm just saying, poppet, that it looked like they shot time and space itself and apparently she came out on top.'>Or, possibly, she's so weakened that she's an easy shot now.'...really.'>Let me be optimistic about one thing today!'Alright, just that one.'"So yeah we could totally blow her up."'Errr.'~You said one thing!~'I said I was optimistic we could shoot her, I never said it would be effective.'"New plan! Everyone except Spike, fly over there!">Excuse me!?"Well, I'm not carrying you."'I will, it's not an issue.'"He'd way you down.">HEY!"You eat rocks for a living, rocks!">Twilight carries me all the time!"And she eats her weight in hayburgers.">Don't you make this feel worse with logic!~I'll do it, then. Seriously not a problem, I have grappling hooks, this isn't even me carrying him.~>You know, it's pretty humiliating being the only one who can't fly."I thought the humiliating thing would be your nervous shedding.">I'm not nervous!'But you are shedding... a lot. Are you okay?'>Clearly not!"See, he admits it.">Forget it! On three, we fly over there and shoot her with all we have! One! TWO! THR..."...did you all just hear screaming in your brain too?">'~Yes.~'"I just love today."
>>39486364>Everyone heard Imago be pissedDelight is deeead
>>39486536You think she’d be pissed at Sebjek
>>39486599>Imago"Delight"~Sebjek~~~~>I HATE ALL OF YOU EQUALLY!"Hey!... I prefer it if you hate me more, I already feel bad about bringing him here."~As well you should.~"Fate of the world, here!"~Fate of I'm about to get my ass beat!~
>>39486737>Where did you copy that from?~Deadly Armament 4. I also now know old mare kung fu.~“…”~I’m not planning to use it…~
>>39486364“I will be suing whoever entered my brain.”>I don’t think they care.“If they think TBDRLIATU is impressive, wait till they meet my lawyer.”
>>39486899NC>Lawyer"Imago"~~~~~~~>You have been served, we will see you in court."I'm a godlike Queen who's power grows ever stronger! I can become akin to an Alicorn with a shift of my form, and twist the mind of chaos to my whim! I am beyond all things great and small! I AM-">Either show up in court or we repo your summer home."Now lets be reasonable."
>>39486364Spike's really hyping his wings.
>>39487424 Gotta make it feel earned
>>39486364'So does he remember I don't have a gun?'~Aren't you part of the gun club?~'I'm the knife guy.'~So throw it really hard.~'...thinking outside the box, I like that.'
>>39487904Also a gun can be anything so long as it’s start explodes. HE counts for that.
>>39487904He knows what’s up
>>39488361Which is his blood pressure
>>39487904They did a swap once
>>39488944>77"DT"~Spike~(PJ)~~~~~~>Maybe we should do a swap again, that was fun."DIBS ON SPIKE!"~Huh, alright. But isn't a gun pretty adjacent to a rocket launcher anyway? Are you really learning anything?~"Gun?"(You know, swapping your weapon with... Spikes..)"..."~What did you think he meant?~"Shut up."(Who were you swapping WITH?)"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!">I have so many questions and regrets.
>>39489237Still wants the dragon D
>7"Bunny"'Fizzle'~~>I couldn't see what happened thanks to all the lights and explosions, did we win?"Me think she won."'HA!'>Don't you HA me, I still have way more fighters on my side of the field!'Quality over quantity.'>One of them is a giant star bear!'Yeah, a dumb one.'>HEY!"Yeah, me am doing calculus."'...what.'"Me taking calculus class."'You are not.'"Me am!"'How... how do you even fit in the classroom?'"It am current year, everyone do remote learning now."'What!?'>Seriously, for someone calling others dumb you seem pretty behind the times."Him probably not even know difference between differential and integral, like a dummy!"'HEY!'>Oh, sorry, we shouldn't presume. Please, inform us.'...uh-'>"AHAHAHAHAHHAHHH!"'BURNING YOU BOTH NOW!'"Him resorting to cave pony tactics.">Maybe we should enroll him in algebra first."How will that help?">It won't, but it'll take him so long to find X he won't have time to find his dick."OHHHHHHH!"'FUCK YOUUUUUU!'
>>39489606Fucking drigga should've known
>>39489237Someday
>Sunset"Fizzle"~~~~>Should I... help?"I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOOOOOOUL!">Nah he good
>>39489237I will never get tired of tsuntsun
>>39490079NC>Sunset"Sombra"~>Yeah, I should probably focus on-"Hey.">...hey."I'm apparently your doom.">How could you possibly manage that?"I've called your parents.">YOU MONSTER! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?"Sunburst lives in our castle.">CURSES!
>>39490471>...how did you know?"REALLY!?"
>>39490707>It could've been any yellow Sun Based ponies!
>>39490944>Blame Celesita!
>>39491080Poor girl can’t catch a break
>>39491447What about Kitkat bar
>>39491613You ask for too muchAlt needs a snickers
>>39491886>AUJ“Altlestia”~~~~“I’m never gonna change back! Never never never!”>Ya wanna snack?“I guess I could go for one…”…“Oh no! Not a snickers!”>Yeah, yer world ain’t itself when you’re hungry.“Curse youuuuu!”
>>39492158>Alright, alright, Ah'm not gonna trick you like that."Phew.">What kinda noise was that?"What? It's a phew.">No, seriously, say what?"Phew! A sigh of relief!">Girlwhoagreestoturnherworldbacksays what?"What!?">..."SON OF A
>>39492455>Ah’m thinking of a number-“Now you’re just fucking with me.”
>Zecora"Luna"~~~~>.."Thou are thinking it too, right?">We know that's the coolest thing we will ever do, and that it failed cuts deeper than a blast from you."Yeah... same..."
>>39492897>SO CLOSE
>>39492897Don't worry, TOH is probably going to wake up soon and make everyone pseudo gods
>>39492897>MM~>Of course the INSTANT I figure out Ghost Powers, I die...
>>39493469Hey, not the instant.Shortly.
>>39493469To be fair, now you can be a ghost who gets ghost powers!
>>39494221>Gains ghost punches>Becomes ghost>Gets ghost punches againIT ALL FITS
>>39494401Plan from the start
>>39494698>born to die
>>39495033As opposed to who?
>>39494221>Ghost mare, whoooohooo!
>Delight"Sebjek"~~~~>You know, I didn't really explain how you got superpowers."I would like to know that, yes.">You just have to embody an element."That sounds easy.">Yep, just truly embody loyalty or honesty, or something."...truly?">Yes?"Does copying work?">I don't see why it woul.... oh"I regret coming here."
>>39495895Wait but is he LYING about what he copies?
>>39496137>I am being honest about how fucked we are
NC>56"Sunset'~~~~~>..."Oh... hey.">Hey."You uh, floated here?>This way, yeah."Neat, neat...">..."Sorry I punched you">Are you?"I mean, I was trying to punch your cousin slash dad.">...that... that doesn't sound quite as nice when you say it."I realize that one would have to know the adoptive and term of endearment context in order not to hear banjo music yeah.">..."...bignadingdingadoooo.">Please stop."No."
>>39496490I mean they are changelings
>Lyra"Bonbon"~~~~>I thought you were a secret agent."I was!">Then why was your plan "Kick her a lot""...">That... that's what you did before, wasn't it?"It worked!"
>>39497056"She doesn't have a dick to punch! That was my signature move!"
>>39497640I just realized she could use growing powers mid punch...
>>39497640V Smash obviously
>>39498337V UPPERCUT
>>39498705Now see that’s just gonna make her pose wrong
>>39498908Or just right for a Jojo
>>39499236More like Kamen rider
SEVENDAYS
>>39499845AHHHH WHERE DID THE YEAR GO
NC>Spike"DT"'77'~~~>Wait, did we get mind controlled to forget certain ponies?"Patchy! What the heck!?"'What?'"You should be able to stop that!''Why?'>DT don't."Because you're a changeling!">There it is.'I'm a drone.'"And?"'And that's like asking why you can't beat Applejack in a hoof wrestling contest.'"...who said I couldn't beat her?">Never accuse her of not being consistent.
>>39500318>AJ"DT"~~~>Ah've got earth pony and alicorn powers."I'm DIAMOND TIARA."
>>39500478"TBDRLIATU weighs less than you!">Ya' mean more."I said what I said.">...Ah' never wanted to hit a child more before this moment.
NC>SA"Cadence"~~~~>THAT'S IT! No more OnO, EVER!"Awww, what happened?"*DEATHHONKING NOISES*"...is that Foalington?">YEP."What did he do?">..."That bad, huh?">WORSE.
>>39500742What did Hasbro do now?
>>39500895>Lets do the greediest shit
>>39500932Hasbro!?NEVER!
>>39501114They certainly would never do it with an IP with a big fanbase.
>Derpy"Musca"~~~~>So was she mind controlling you too?"No?">Then why didn't you say anything?"I don't know who that is to forget in the first place.">...huh.
>>39501477>She never got to see the EmpireSo much snow, wasted!
>>39501477I mean Imago CAN control Queens on a large scale, it's her one thing she did.
>>39499845Less now
>>39502277Same number
>>39502613Higher even
>>39502946Depends, there’s some she didn’t revive because she doesn’t like them
>>39503318And they didn’t spread
>>39503318>Variolus~~~~~~~>You know, at some point, I should've known I was pissing off GOD.
>>39503722>Variolus"Chitania"~~~~~>Can I come back too?"No.">Come onnnn, you can make it so I never killed your friend."Still no.">You don't wanna save her? Jerk."I already fixed her, you died of colon cancer days before you were meant to kill her.">...do... do we even have a-"That's what makes it funny."
>>39503903Wait where would it come out then
>>39504058>Variolus"Chitania'~~>I mean, obvoiusly I have to use the bathroom, right?"...">R-right?
>>39504234>This seems really mean to me when Chrysalis gets off so easy.“Her mom is doing customer service.”>YOU'RE A DEVIL! A DEVIIIIL!
>>39504359Customer service for who?
>>39504580>Aurelia~~~~~~>Hello, thank you for calling Clopcast... yes we did up your bill out of nowhere, and slow down your service, and now you are allowed to blame it all on me and I'm not allowed to not be niceOH GOD JUST KILLLLLL MEEEEEEEE
>>39504876I... I don't think that's the right company name
>>39505066Chitty doesn't know
>Fancy Pants"Fluer"~Queen~~~~~~>I was really hoping that lightshow would distract them from realizing we're here and get them to stop attacking."It was rather unrealistic to expect hundreds of Queens to stop fighting."~MWAHAHAH! Now you face the wrath of Sphingidae, the most dangerous of Queens!~>What makes you so dangerous?~Look at my spooky face! It looks like a snake!~"It does do that."~So... you know, I'm pretty dangerous.~>Are you going to bite us?~I actually don't have fangs.~"Why not? All the others do."~Lost them in a poker game.~>...what.~FEAR ME!~
>>39505596>~Lost them in a poker game.~Happens to the best of us
>>39505066It's because they can't stop jacking themselves off.
>>39506097Damn it that works too well
>>39506097Ha ha! Double entendres
>>39506097They rarely get turned on though
>>39506097Now I’m thinking of the South Park episode
FIVEDAYSREMAIN
>>39507350Hope we’ve got something big
>Sunset"Fizzle"~~~>So, uh... you got this?"WHY IS THE BEAR SO STRONG!?">The one the size of a house? Like, a fancy house too, none of this single story ponyplop. She's the deluxe mansion with add on, swimming pool and a place to rent for the holidays."SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!">I mean there's a lot of face, you're very big."Give me another powerup already!">I'm gonna be honest, the fact that "Am giant, can now use magic, and also full of spikes" is not enough of a powerup for someone who's baseline is "Is a motherfucking dragon", it's a little worrying."Sunset!">I'm just thinking of time investment is all."THE FUCK!"
>>39507767Regret
>>39507767>Luna"29"~~~~>So, are thou as durable as thine kin?"No.">...can we pretend?
>>39505596>There’s a caterpillar that looks like a snake The fuck
>>39508338>Sphingidae"Fancy Pants"~Fluer~~~~~~~~>FEAR ME!"Why did you evolve to look like that anyway?">I mean, I ward off predators this way.~What? Dragons or Manticores won't care about snakes, they're too durable or poisonous themselves.~>I meant when I go to a bar."~OHHHHHHHHHH!~"
>>39508585>It sounds great until you find the scalie.
>>39508914You mean Delight?...what? He's canonically interested in dragons what else would you call it.
>>39509152Salt calls that a warmup
>>39509152NC>Salt"Delight"~~~~~>I like you better than my universe, fellow Dragon-Lover-Buddy."Please don't call me that.">Other guy, I think he's into... you know."Fillies?">Oh you do know!"...">...how did you know...
>>39509619HE KNOWS
>>39509152I feel like they have their own terms...
>>39509619>Alt-Delight"???"~~~>I am NOT interested in fillies!"Yeah! He's interested in something WAY better-">Smolder, you're not helping!
>>39510606Hey she’s a grad
>>39511034Old enough!
>>39510606On the side, Alt Sweetie weeps.
>>39511587Hey he still pays for her concerts, she'd prefer the simp.
>AJ“Altlestia”~~~~>Ya know, iffin you decided to work with us, Ah’m willing to promise to never, ever, ever ask a question ever again.“…and?”>No more “gotta question”.“I don’t… what?”>… ya don’t like that.“Is that all you do to your Celestia? My Applejack did… worse.”>Oh, right…“She might not know how well she has it.”>Or you don’t
>>39511995>AUJ didn't have questions>She had solutions
>>39511995>AJ"Altlestia"~~~~~~~>Ah'm gonna tell yer' mom."PLEASE!">Ah, right, abandoned you... Ah' know the feeling."Your mom died.">BAWWWWWW!"I don't feel bad.">SHOOT, that one normally works!
>>39512577Wait, couldn't Salt bring her parents back?
>>39512785And you just spoiled her final temptation.
>>39512983>Ain't no therapy gonna fix that one
>>39513247>Stop this shit or I kill your parents again!"...again?">Well, I didn't stop it the first time, so
>>39513628Does… does that count?
>>39513878Any excuse works
>>39514481THREEDAYSREMAIN
>>39514721Gahhhhh
>>39513628NC>Salt"AJ"~~~~~~~>Stop it or no parents!"Wait, ya'll can do that!?">Yes?.. Why does your voice sound so weird-~~~~~~"Chitania, Ah've come to bargain."
>>39515543>So you'll let me punch Faust if I bring back your parents?"She killed them, you unkill them, hard ta' argue with the results."~ONE TIME! I kill your parents ONE DAMN TIME!~
>>39515941>Ya'll could bring them back too.~...I mean...~
>>39516221Ever consider they're happy in pony heaven?I mean, have you SEEN G5?
>>39516458Come to think of it, is there a pony hell?
>>39516730>Faust"AJ"~~~~~>Help me or I'll send you to pony hell!"What happens down there?">Pony life."That's not so bad.">The Pinkie episodes."YOU GADDANG MONSTER!"
>>39515543>Chitania"AJ"~~~~>I mean, okay."Seriously?">I don't actually have a reason to dislike you."Oh, okay.">..."...kinda anticlimatic.">Little.
>>39517369I mean they are kind of on decent terms.
>>39517565They were
>>39517869Eh they can save it
>>39518168Friendship end?
>>39518339Friendship, again?
TWODAYS
>>39518976Time keeps slipping
>Spike"DT"~~~~>..."You can think it.">..>You can say it."...I wish I got a harem.">Same.
>>39519438Never too late!
>>39519438>SA~~~>No you do not.
>>39519829>Salt~~>I DISAGREE
>>39520073He can lie all he wants
>>39520291I mean it got him godhood
>AJ"AUJ"~~~"...do you hear a rumbling?">Oh it's coming... it's coming...
>>39520945Party is coming.
>>39520945>PJ~~~~>...why does that name sound so familiar...
>>39521495Hopefully we have better evening than getting dumped
>>39521768DAWNOF THE FINAL DAY
>>39522050SOON
>>39522050>Tomorrow is the anniversaryGAAHHHHH
>Get ready...
>AJ"AUJ"~~~~~>...Ah' kinda figured you'd be a side thing."RIGHT!?"
>>39523226>If only we knew
>Celestia~~~~~>I should've fucking retired.
>>39523226I mean she was? Technically. We have many things.
>HERE>IT>COMES
>>39523764>She didn't know how bad it would get
IT'SHERE
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Happy anniversary /pa/ls!
WE FUCKIN' MADE IT
Fucking how
Alright we matched the show we can die now
It’s late, I have work in the morning, and still I stayed up to say happy anniversary Love life
>>39525047I mean, aren’t we? This is kinda feeling like the final battle.It’s been a ride but everything has to end
Holy shit we didn’t die
Hey look ma we made it.… wait
>>39525075If this is the last, let it be a merry one
Non-Canon>Pinkie"Cadence"'DT'{AJ}~~~~>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and there's no way we'd miss the Anniversary!"I'm the pretty one <3"'I'm the grumpy one…'>And I'm the crazy one!>"'Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!'"{Howdy folks!}>"'HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!'"*APPLAUSE and CONFETTI*{Thanks you, thank you.}>Now that you've made it this far, what are you going to do?{Ah'm going to beat the final boss.}"Oh so you mean-"{Yup, the manager at Waffle House.}'Wait what?'{Last time she kicked mah ass. It don't make no sense why the Waffle House staff is so strong, but I've been training and I'm going to get my revenge.}"Yeah! Beat them up! Fighto oooon!"'Seriously? Are you really going to wake up and-'{Choose violence? Yup!}>That's all the time we have, but there'll be plenty of pink next time!>"'Byyyyye~'"Pinkie whispers to the other Pinks>Pssst, I think if we move fast enough, we might be able to catch the fight.AJ wakes up.{...}AJ gets up and starts stretching out.{Ah'll get you this time Waffle House!}
>>39525196>Lnpp outlasted them allKING
>>39525196Happy anniversary LNPP!
We did iiiiiir!
Happy 9 years y’all!
>Applejack“Celestia’~~~>Tia? Gotta question.“Another one? Aren’t you out by now?”>Not gonna lie, we’re running thin, thinking of looking into the future to start asking about a fire alicorn.“A what?”>That we lived long enough to ask about that is a testament to something, dunno what.“Sheer insanity the likes of which that has no comparison?”>Something like that.“So, what have we learned in these many years as a princess?”>Well, governance is hard.“Right.”>Hoisting it off to others when they’re more capable is fine, but give proper credit.“Important.”>Neglect can be the first step in something terrible.“Obviously.”>Even villains can be deep friends who will never give up on each other.“We never did specify what kind of friendship was magic.”>Some villains can be redeemed, some can’t.“Fact of life, but in regards to governance?”>The grand scale of any government means that inevitably things will slip through the cracks.“Aha! So-’>So someone has to devote massive amounts of time and care to paperwork to ensure that number is minimized to the absolute lowest, and any who calls themselves a ruler of ponies should absolutely be the one to do that, and due to their status shouldn’t complain too much about how overwhelming it can be sometimes.“Ah.”>Vices are fine so long as they’re in moderation.“Is that a government thing?”>Regulations.“Right, right.”>Should also note that nepotism can have some massive negative effects in the hiring stage.“Of course.”>But also the number of ponies who aren’t total idiots are worryingly short.“Intelligence of gophers, you would say?”>And those that are need to be regulated so they don’t fleece everyone.“That did get rather close.”>And also, most important, do not, Ah’ repeat do not ever never neglect a problem that appeared in the past, it will come back in the most bombastic fashion and you’ll regret it, even if yer’ sure they’re dead and gone for good. Just deal with it right the first time, take yer’ lumps, and you’ll be better for it.“This feels rather personal.”>Name one part of governance it don’t apply to.“I hate you, but can’t deny you, the worst kind of hate truth.”>Element of Honesty.“So was I at one point.”>So, in the end, we learned the scope of governing projects while also dealing with the dang world ending every other time.“Every other time, we needed a break.”>Right. So, once this here mess gets resolved, what’s next?“I guess the question is, does there need to be something next? Our current foes are all of our problems together at once, should we be victorious, they’ll be resolved. If we succeed… then what?”>That there… is a good question.
Can’t fucking believe it, well done
>>39525196Cheers, /pa/ls.
Been good years, everyone.
>AJ“Twilight”‘Dash’~Fluttershy~(Rarity){Pinkie}~~~~~>Alright, time to get a feel for how far we’ve gone. Ya’ know me, so what about you all?“I started as a neurotic mare and ended up a science god who finally isn’t afraid of her abilities, and not bad at being a leader either!‘I got humbled and fired… kind of feel like I got the short end of the stick.’~I might be a chaos god now.~(I became a pony of the people!… Briefly.){And I have a media empire. Like an actual media empire, with parks and movies. I have a porno division, that’s canon, I have that.}>Feels like some of us achieved more than others.‘Right?!’>Guess it’s down to who wanted it. Always was an option.“She says, being the one everyone loved.”>Ah’ got country charm.‘It is impressive we stayed friends forever though.’~Unlike elsewhere.~(Sshhhh, enjoy what we are.)>And we are! Princess Applejack!‘…’>It ain’t nepotism shut up.
>Delight~~~"Hey! There he is!""It's Delight!">Oh, Heaven above, it's an angry mob!"WE LOVE YOU MR. DELIGHT!">...Huh?"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH!""NO NO! ME FIRST!""WOOOOO!""SAD BOYS FOREVER!""SIGN MY TEATS!">...This whole career turn around still surprises me...
>SA“Cadence”‘Chrysalis’~Celestia~^Two^=Flurry=(42){18}-Spitfire-~~~~~~~>...I’m not gonna lie, I figured we’d be dead by now.“RIGHT!? Blinked out of existence was a close second.”‘I came back for like one random battle, so… that was fun.’~Lemme exiiiiiiiiiist.~^Iffin’ we’ve been doing this for nine years, does that mean Ah’mma teenager now? Should Ah’ be goin’ through mah’ goth phase?^=Abbebee.=^Ah’ can so pull off black!… Oh, ya’ll were makin’ fun of me.^~It’s weird you can understand her.~^It’s weirder she ain’t talkin’!^(She has a point. That said, I find it weird I spent at least 3 years unable to punch, yet remain punchbug.){You did come back punching.}(That I did. And you’re a Queen now?){We might reset this, you know how we are.}-I know how we are and that’s why I know it won’t happen. We’ve gone through THREE wonderbolt capatins!->Let’s just thank goodness it didn’t just, I dunno, drop.“I don’t know, there’s always time.”‘But we’re so close to the finish line!’>Surely we’ll make it that far, right?….>Right?
>Lucky Strikes“Quicksilver”‘Steam Gauge’~Haymaker~~~~~~~>Remember when we were one off ponies who just existed to show how pathetic the Guard were?“Remember when we shot a giant super Queen in the face?”‘Or broke up a kidnapping ring?’~Or helped Blueblood?… Oh right, that one was me.~>Ha haaa, you and your extended cast.~Heh.~“We certainly could’ve been forgotten at any time, right?”‘But somehow, we persisted.’~I feel like that’s this thread in a nutshell.~>I wonder though, what do you suppose our ending will be?“Something happy I think.”‘Happy and gay?’“…”~...~>…‘I never said I was, I’m just asking.’>Pfft, I’m totally straight, sorry.‘Isn’t your thing wearing dresses?’>Nothing gay about that, I just love fashion in all forms!‘I don’t miss some of our gags.’~But his fat ass persists.~‘I said some.’“I wonder, I wonder… where do we end up?”
NINE YEARS YOU FUCKSBest Princess!
>>39526190I remember when he first got posted and was implied to scare the shit out of the griffon king, everyone hated him.Now he’s literally the inciting incident to save the world, what the fuck.
>Cloudchaser"Derpy"~~~>You ever feel like you don't even recognize yourself sometimes?"Is that a lazy eye comment? Because it's clever if it is.">I mean, I started off as just a one note nothing, then I went pure insane. Like actually insane."Yep.">And I can't even hate it, because I could've ended up like Octavia or Vinyl!"Didn't see them for a WHILE.">Is insanity my only way out, truly?"Probably.">...it's not the worst fate."The way I see it, if you're bringing people joy, you're already one of the most important parts of any story. And hey, it's more than the show ever gave you, right?">You know, you're right! Come on, let's enjoy what time we have left and do something crazy!"Let's get retarded, yeah!">WHOA!"What? It's the original song.">...And I thought I was the crazy one.
I genuinely am shocked
>>39526521NEVER DOUBT /PA/
>12“Screwloose”‘8-bit’~Gaffer~~~~~~~~>...I’m genuinely surprised they remembered us to give us a scene.“Right? They unofficially call out to me at the start of every thread!”>What?“I’m the sexy hooves!”>Oh, right.‘We really need to get back together with Shining as friends.’~Right? We were kind of assholes, but also, fuck that dude.~‘I’m super jealous but, you know, for the story.’~Yeahhhhh. What about you two?~>I need to marry and knock up Screwloose.“Ha ha!”>…“...Huh.”>…“So, the servant has dreams of a throne.”>Perhaps.“Very well then… game on.”‘Wait, like, in front of us, or-’TACKLE~OH COME ON!~‘...we need a subplot.’~RIGHT!?~
>>39526603I completely forgot they were his friends.
>55"Ingrid"'Carabidae'~~>So, in thread 1, I'm just a guy addicted to fire."And gas, yeah.">Now, nine years later, I'm a town hero with a wife and probably a kid coming and I got to meet my long dead mom again?'That about sums it up.'>...I'm a ghost rider knockoff who's also a fantastic four knockoff and also dumb as hell, and even I think this is a bit weird.'I'm just shocked you procreated.'>I'm pretty sure everyone is.
>AB“SB”‘SL’~Sweetie Doll~(Dread Knight)~~~~~>Ah’m slightly upset we didn’t save the world this time.“Seriously!?’‘We have an entire extended cast!ARF!~Right, us!~(You got more side stories than Twilight did.)>Mah’ sister is the main character, of course Ah’ get more! More! MOOOOORE!“She’s gone mad with power!”‘And she didn’t even get that alicorn subplot!’>MMOOOOO-wha?ARF!~Yeah that was going to be a thing, you were going to get alicorn wings.~(Was planned but then we lost interest and ehhhhh. Would’ve involved me giving you my power and everything, Scootaloo would’ve become Dreadloo.)~And Sweetie was going to get horror movie powers.~(Much more literal crusaders.)~As in, crusades.~(Holy war.)ARF ARF!>...ehhhh, might not’ve worked.“Probably not, but it would’ve been a fun side story, maybe!”‘Or maybe not, never know with these things.’>But, at least we all agree… we should’ve got more screentime than Diamond Tiara.“RIGHT!?”‘But you know, even without that storyline, I’m kinda wondering, what happens next?’>Yeah, we solved our problems a while ago.“Should we… date?”‘Like… each other?’>NO!‘I just needed to know, Sweetie had that weird thing.’“Weird thing?”(Where it was implied we did… things… and then you did things with others… repeatedly.)“I don’t get it.”>Is the big twist going to be you knew the whole time?‘We wouldn’t do that, right?’“…”‘R...right?’“...see you at the end...”
>>39526811>What could have been
>>39527054We made it after all.
>Celestia“Luna”~~~~>I’m not mad you got more screentime this year… buuuuut-“Don’t say it.”>I’m just saying, I’m not upset, buuuuuut-“Just enjoy that it’s going to all be about you in a bit.”>Teeeechnicaallllyyyyy-”“Enjoy thou got to fight the shard of mother while we were in a blue thing.’>Iiiiii should haaaaaaaveee-“JUST LET US ENJOY BEING USEFUL!”>...been there to cheer you on.“…”>Because you’re the best sister and need to know that.“...We’re not going to cry because you said that.’>…“W-we’re not.”>I’m proud of you.“BAWWWWWWWWWW!”>She’s come such a long long way….
>>39527154Dawwwww,
>Discord"Fluttershy"~~~~~>...I WANT ANOTHER ACTION SCENE!"You have an action scene at home.">Ahhhh"Ahhhh-">This is why we bang."...wait wha
>29“MM”‘Zecora’~Trixie~~~~~~>If thou told me at the first year I would be in a battle most savage for the fate of the world, I would have called thee insane.“If you would’ve told me I’d not be mayor anymore and punching alicorns with ghost powers, I’d call a doctor.”‘If you’d said I’d wield magic most powerful with a staff in hoof, your methods of getting high I would surely demand for a poof.’~If you’d told Trixie she’d be amazing, she already would have known.~>But most of all, if thou had said I would find friends most dear… I never would’ve believed it. Never did I imagine, I would’ve deserved it.“Correct, you wouldn’t have.”>HEY!‘You were an egotistical manic who’s delusions rivaled Trixie’s own, if you’d demanded it before out my head the laughter would have blown.’>COME ON!~Yeah, and Trixie… wait what was that last part? Trixie is not an egomaniac! She backs up everything she says she can do!~>…“…’‘…’~You’re lucky Trixie likes you so much!~>I wonder now, what the future holds for us… I wonder, what comes next…“...Marriage?”>…‘…’~...ppfffttt-~>”’~AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHH!~’”~Could you imagine?!~>Yeah… could thou imagine...
Off work and stopping in to give a thumbs up to best princess and her fans
You made it you fuckers!
>JJ“Actarius.”~~~~~>Well buddy, we made it!“WOOHOOO!”>Not the first time you screamed loudly around me, right?“Nah, first time was when we met! What a night!”>I did give you something to scream about then, eh?“I’ll say, I couldn’t believe someone was so interested in me.”>Ahhh, you don’t give youself enough credit, always have said how much I like you and your hooves!“Oh you! I like you and your mane, too, even when it’s not shiny!”>Oh yeah, that was my gag, ha ha!“We each had the gag at one point.”>What fun times those were! Speaking of…“Ahhhh, you know what? Sure, any time you want it, I’ll give it to you!>And that’s why you’ll always be…“DADA DADADADA DA DA DA DAAAA!”>The best jugglebuddy!
>>39527921We can never confirm them to be gay, the magic would be lost.
>SA"Cadence"~~~~~~>So, honey, after nine years, did you finally figure out this love thing?"Absolutely not. Not even a little. Not even kind of. Not even ALMOST.">No?"Nope. And it should be that way.">...heh. So, when are we having kid number three-"Make me go through that with the wings again and I will laser off your entire lower half just to be sure I got it.">...So, pencil it in for next year.
>>39526811This has got me nostalgic for all those aborted storylines...
>>39528037Has he learned nothing!?
>>39528049I am in awe of how many I thought were dead didn't get aborted, like Fawntaine.
>>39528054I was sure we would never bring back the Alicorn Amulet thing.
>>39528076And Ember! Was sure she was gone. Regverse anyway.
>>39528080And Twinklejinx, fucking TWINKLEJINX
>>39528128>Twinklejinx"Hydia"'Lavan'~RED~(Skull)~~~~>...."..."'...'~...DID ANYONE ELSE THINK WE WERE GOING TO BE THE FINAL BOSS?~(Yeah, little bit.)
Not too late to say howdy, is it?
>Vinyl"Octavia"~~~~>...I'm just..."So happy they remembered us and gave us something to do before it was over..."
>>39528204They kind of are?
>>39528080>Ember~~~~>... I wunnanuther fight seeeen.
>AJ"AUJ"~~~~~>So... there's me... and there's who Ah' could've been."Yep.">And soon, it'll be down to which one of us gets to bring our world back from the brink... and who has to deal with the mess they made."Yep.">..."...Ah want you to know, in the end... We'll be the best of friends.">...Eeeeyup.
What a nice anniversary this has been. Such wonderful stories, such wonderful memories.But, you know, I feel like something is missing...And if I manage to upload it tonight it won't be!
>>39528482Seeing as it’s anniversary time I’m hoping it’s another animation, in that case Smutty.horse
>>39528490Exactly what I was looking for!https://u.smutty.horse/mlhfyjanigq.mp4I want you all to know, I had bigger plans for this, but 15.AI going down and Blender completely fucking up a week of work trimmed this thing in half and deleted like half the effects I worked on. I've never been so ready to go into cyberspace and strangle a program in my life. So, this isn't anywhere near my best, but my /pa/ls deserve their yearly reminder of their achievements. So, for the ninth, and possibly final anniversary, here you are.That said, if we ever do end it, I do have one final plan I've been sitting on....
>>39528493>We got our yearly animationNow, all is right in the world.
>>39528493Anon fucking delivers when we needed him the most
>>39528493LETFUCKINGGO
>>39528493>A /pa/l is there to make this anniversary extra specialGlorious
>>39528493I was waiting, hoping, fearing when it didn’t arrive in the morning, and overjoyed.Todays been a good day.
>>39528493Oooh there's sound this time!
>>39528493>It’s funny because it’s canon
>>39528493I wonder what someone would think if they didn't know about the thread and realized that's not a gag "End of the world" thing for humor but literally actually the TOH in the middle of a war.
>>39528514There was sound in last years too, I remember the zelda sound effect. No voice work though, its such a treat to see that animated.
>>39528493>>39528530>Two in the backgroundSPOILERS GODI kid, thanks for the animation.
>>39528514Fun fact, this is totally serious, you know how 15.AI has been down for like, two months?Yeah, that AJ line? I got it and then went on to Celestia, her take outside of the "Because" didn't fit at all, for some reason it made her sound super happy except for that one word, and then when I tried to redo it, it didn't work. So I refreshed the page, and... yeah.I shit you not. I SHIT. YOU. NOT. The first sentence of her rant, just the first, may have been the last line processed before 15.AI went down. I figured it would be back that day. Yeahhh. So, I had to improvise my original animation and toss out a ton of lip movements that I worked way too hard on for nothing. Then I didn't touch it at all because christmas, then New Years. This animation was very cursed.
>>39528562Wouldn’t be a /pa/ thing without needless and crazy setbacks spawned from the ether
>>39528493>>39528562Oh god we are cursed
>>39528541I love that she’s the unofficial mascot
>AJ"Celestia"~~~~~>So, another year."Yep.">Plenty of great stories."Always are.">Even put in the effort to make something nice."Always appreciated.">Got dialogue and everything."Wonders of the future.">Sure is, sure is."...">Celestia?"Yes?">Thanks for being here for me, even when you weren't by my side."...thank you for believing we could make things better.">Toast some cake to the future?"That's one question, I think you know the answer to."
and just like that, it’s over
>>39528766It was fun while it lasted
>>39528766At least we have the fun
>>39528934That it was
>>39528641Took it way too long to figure out.
>>39528766It’s never over
>Sunset"Chitania"~~~~~>..."...We hated each other.">I tried to KILL YOU!"...'>...heh."Good times."
>Spike"Twilight'~~~~>Hey, I didn't get to reminisce!"You started out giving massages and now you're a gun wielding trenchcoat wearing engineer who may have helped design super robots.">Yeah but... I didn't get to SAY that.
>>39530565We didn't get everybody
>>39528493Wow I am late to the party but gotta praise actual anim
>>39530785>We got one every year for like, 7 years.It feels so... strange.
>Queen"Queen"~~~>...what just happened?"It was like we ceased to exist for a moment for the THIRD TIME!">Just, pushed to the side so something else could happen!"How!?>WHY!?
>>39531052They are powerless to holidays
>>39530821/pa/ls deliver.
I'm considering making a new modded Stellaris campaign that takes place in the far far future when the Empire of Equestria had fallen and Peacetrotters succeed it as a remnant machine race. I'm thinking they'd go the rogue servitor route, where they're protecting the last pocket of ponies while trying to reclaim what the God Empress Applejack had once built. 1000 years after the great collapse, the children of mares or Peacetrotters, defeated the invaders on Equestria and have finally brought civilization back to space."Attention all Peacetrotters: Today is a great day. A day of celebration. We have finally made our way back to the stars. It is from your hard work that has brought us back from the brink of destruction. This is a new beginning. The age of reclamation is upon us. The God-Empress is smiling upon you all. From the bottom of the hearts all ponies, we thank you. With your dedicated efforts, we will get back what we once lost and restore our rightful place back in the stars. Now let us begin this new chapter. Glory to Marekind." -The Council of Equinity Would folks be interested if I posted about it?
>>39531649I remember when you used to do that with the other ones and it was fun, I wouldn't complain.
>>39531649I'm down.
>>39531649>Would folks be interested if I posted about it?I'm interested if you try to make a story out of it, that would be pretty damn interesting.
>>39531052>We can't win because the universe is breaking the wrong way!
>>39532037>We're supposed to be doing that!
>>39531649Go for it.
>>39531695The tale of the immortal god Princess? I can dig it
>>39532880Immortalish
>>39533257Immortalakin
>>39532037>Chitania~~~~>Man if I knew punching was going to be this much of a hassle…
>Big Mac"Granny Smith"~~~~~~>...Ah wanna be an action heroooooo."Ya'll need to enjoy actually having sex, unlike everyone else.">GRANNY!"Ah' know about it, quit pretending!">It ain't somethin' Ah' wanna talk about!"They got pills for that.">GRANNY!"Ask me how Ah' know.">STOP STOP STOP"Sure, now ya' talk.
>>39533890This is why you make more friends!
>>39534144NC>Big Mac"Granny Smith"~~~~>Wait, does this mean Ah' ain't got no friends?"Name everyone you invited to the Sugar Belle wedding.">...holy fu
>>39534341Main character benefits.
>>39532880I already did a playthrough with God-Empress Applejack. Storywise, I'm still debating if I want to bring her back. I'm thinking she's dead already by the time the Peacetrotters reached space, alive just incapacitated, or Peacetrotters are trying to create a new God-Empress Applejack via genetics or AI.>>39531660I still have the screenshots on my old laptop. I just lost the energy to continue it especially knowing how much Stellaris has changed with DLCs.If someone could find my last post regarding it, I could give a synopsis on how the war with the Fallen Empire went. I remember the playthrough ending was very grimdark, I just don't remember where I left off.Or I can just leave it open ended and say Applejack and the Fallen Empire obliterated each other and this is the fallout.
>>39534697>Or I can just leave it open ended and say Applejack and the Fallen Empire obliterated each other and this is the fallout.It's been long enough you can probably start fresh.
>Salt"Domshy"~~~~>WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE!?"I've died many times.">...what?"It's another name for "Little death".">..."...">...OHHHHHHHHH, wait-"This is my jam.">Ohhhh oh no"Thank you."
>>39534922>Are you doing this to psyche me out or are you actually into me hitting you?"Do it harder, daddy!">...It's subtle.
>>39535182Domshy is the Dom, she doesn't get spanked unless she wants it.
>>39535397She's gotta get in his head, and not that one.
>>39535700Wouldn’t that be the other way around?
>>39535948Something or other
Morning thread
>>39536515Morning
>Spike"DT"~~~>So, wait, if they were making us forget one pony... who else are we forgetting?"We don't know you dumbass, we forgot! That's literally the entire point!">Oh yeah."It's right there in the name, forget!">No, I get you."And somehow you're asking how we would know, like asking someone who never learned math what two plus two is! They don't have that information to not know in the first place!">I get it!"You are so stupid I could kiss you!">...What?"Punch you!">That is not-"GAH!">...you're mad you got mind controlled, aren't you?"A LITTLE."
>>39536921It's a pride thing
>>39536921>Spike"77"~~~>..."You do realize she's a Queen, right? I can't outbrain a Queen.">No no! I wasn't implying anything, really!"Then explain the stares.">...would you become a Queen, or a King?"There's no such thing as a King changeling...">.."R-right?"
>>39537421I remember we implied that there's a bunch of those with "Potential".
>>39537644More specifically there's a number of lings that COULD ascend to Royals if they get the right "Spark", but the Queens vast need for power and control stifled them from ever being discovered.
NC>SA"Cadence"~~~~~>You know what I've noticed is odd about the Alt-Me situation?"What's that?">You ever wonder what he plans for hoofball were?"...what.">Alright hear me out. He made up this whole great big "Hero in every city to protect it" thing, right?"Right.">Big ol bubble around Equestria because Bubblehorse."That be you.">But the thing is, all of those places have hoofball teams."Right?">So, what if two of them joined opposite teams?"...huh.">He specifically wanted them to grow up in that city to get attached to it, right?"Riiiight.">So they'd be super invested in their teams."They would be.">So, like... who does he cheer for when they're on opposite sides and really invested in "representing their states"."I don't think he thought about that.">Which is weird, because it's the first thing I think about."That is odd.">...should I ask him?"I feel like that's thing twenty to ask, if at all.">Right right... gonna bug me now though."Well, if Chrysalis started her own team, and she had a kid, and Flurry was team Empire and that kid was team Changeling Hive, who would you cheer for?">Chrysalis doesn't want kids, she's afraid of getting her heart eaten."Right, right... what if Spitfire wanted to push Cloudsdale?">Then team Empire because fuck that city for not appreciating Spitfire more."...huh, I don't really have another example, everyone else lives there.">Exactly."Wait... did you actually think about this!?">...maybe."You plotted a possible future lovelife on hoofball teams!?">I'm not saying yes... so please don't make me.
>>39537893BRILLIANT
>>39537893So, thats how it all went down...
>>39537893"Couldn't he just use divine powers for eternal ties?">I feel like that doesn't change who's cheering."...no yeah this is messed up."
>>39538441One bad game and everyone's fucked!
>>39538865Worse, one GOOD game and the other sister gets genocidal
>>39539137But enough about flurry’s first match
>>39539359You mean Armageddon number 38
>>39539644Of 200
>>39538865Damn it, salt!
>>39540254Heh
>Derpy"Cloudchaser"~Musca~~~~~>You know, I'm wondering something about our leaders."Question me and be sent to the frontline of our war!">Not you."Then you may live... for now.">What happens if I survived the war?"Then you get a nice little piece of metal."~You guys give out metal?~>What do you give?~Occasionally a compliment. Not a big one.~>...Anyway, I was wondering, did Celestia have like, a backup if she died before Nightmare Moon?"Yes, ME.">But really though."Then no."~Ha! Your leader had no plan if your higher up died? That... is weirdly relatable.~>I'm starting to think she just got lucky and no villains decided to attack for like, a thousand years.
>>39540638In fairness, Ponies are dumber than lings...
>>39540864>Queen"Luna"~~~>By the way, I died about... two years after you became Princess, how did things go for the thousand years between?"...">What?
>>39541074Cruel
>>39541074>Luna"Queen"~~~~>Perhaps this will end with us better understanding one another-"HA HAAAA!">Or not.
>>39540254>Salt"Ralt"~~~~~~>A fights broken out? That's it! Sex time!"Why is that your answer to everything!?">It is not!... I never say that when I wonder what do make for dinner.
>>39541811>Or money problems... yet.
>>39541897You know damn well he'd prostitute himself out just for the clout.
>>39542055But then the LOVE
>>39542217He's the type to think hookers love him.
>>39542495They do if you pay them enough
>>39542791That’s true for almost everyone
>>39541585Nelsonbug is right
NC>AUJ"Altlestia"~~~>Honestly Ah' figured this would be easier, ya'll have ta' share with yer' sister."I shared pretty much everything else. Same throne room, same castle, same moon...">Right, but like... that there things been in THERE, and then it was, ya' know."...">Yer' thinking about it now, aren't you?"Yes.">Is it a negative?"I... I don't know...">...really."I'm a thousand years old, thing get WEIRD!"
>>39543690Kinks never grow old
>>39543925Neither does she
>Salt“Domshy”~~~~>You know, I could probably set you up with a harem.“I already have one.”>Wait; really? How many are in it?“Just the one.”>…“For now.”>…How many do you plan on getting?“I don’t know, that’s in the future.”>So for now you just have the one relationship?“Yes?”>That’s monogamy, you’re describing monogamy.“…nuh uh.”
>>39544501Wait... who's the one?
>>39544689Her brother.
>>39544689The only pony to canonically wear a manbun.
>>39544944… oh god
>>39544501>Salt"Domshy"~~~~>So you're not trying to steal my harem, right?"If they settled for you, I can do better.">...you FU
>>39545429At least he stands up for them.
>>39545751That's more for him than them.
>>39544501There’s something deeply hilarious about her accidentally into monogamy
>>39546134Its really her only choice
>>39546321I mean… still looks like flutters
>>39547095But it's a dom personality, there's only one guy who sees Fluttershy go full in control... besides Discord.
>>39544942>>39544944NC>Salt"Domshy"~~~>Wait, who's the one?"Dancing Fever.">...I... I don't... who the fuck is that?"Not everything revolves around the same twenty characters, GOD!"
>Alt-Delight"Lunalt"'Oakshield'~~~~Bzzzt... bzzzt... bzzzzt...>Come on, pick up....CLICK>Princess, we have a situation-"LATER!"CLACK!>...'Boss? Any luck?'>She hung up on me.'...So, this is probably something bad then, right?'>We just saw a shield drop and reveal that Sweet Apple Acres got all but wiped off the map and now the princesses are freaking out.'...so-'>So bad, this is bad.'Ah... I don't know how to deal with bad.'>This is weirdly out of our depth for some reason, which feels completely at odds with how it should be...'...is the Emperor going to fix it?'>I weirdly hope so.
>>39547924I mean it is bad
>>39547924>...Now is MY TIME TO RULE
>>39548409>Messing with StrawberrryYOU FOOL
>>39547924>Maybe we should hold a concert!'You have a problem.'>I have a solution!
>>39549217Equestria Girls proved that's a viable option
>>39549217>>39549545>Summon giant music horse>???>PROFIT
>>39549742>Hold concertCome on it's literally right before profit
>>39547608>She’s into discoBurnHer
>>39550064Duh
>>39550289She likes to shake her groove thing
>>39551056CANON
>>39547924>Alt-Strawberry"Alt-Delight'~~~~~>FIX IT!"...how.">The Election is in TWO WEEKS and if they see a giant "You fucked up" next to the city, my votes are going to crater!"Is someone even running opposed to you?">Do you have any idea what this is going to look like on the trail? "Oh yeah, you can do a lot of things, but can you keep a farm that feeds us from getting wiped off the map? I THINK NOT!" And then boom! They swing the votes!"To who?">FIX IT! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!"...You're a great politician.">Flattery won't help you FIX IT.
>>39551507When in doubt…
>>39551507>Applejack liked that
>>39551970>AUJ"AltStraw"~~~>Ah' like the proactive approach, but Ah' hate that ya' ain't doin' it yer'self. For shame!"Didn't you almost die doing just that?">Listen here you little shit.
I has new art! I recently got into Mario Kart, so I made a request.
>>39552285>Blue ShellI knew Pinkie was a bitch.
>>39552285Aw fuck now I need to play that
>>39552285>Fluttershy bout to ruin your whole day
>>39552285Holy shit that's detailed!
>>39552285So many small things, love it
>>39552285>Using your star that far backRARITY YOU FUCK
>>39552285>Applejack used her Piranah plant>But can't hit Pinkie because she'd stop the Blue Shell that would give her advantageThis is a pain I know
>>39552285>She has the golden mushroom>But she can't outrun HER FATE
>>39552285>DT uses explosivesShe's hella jealous of Flutters I'm sure
>>39552285Pinkie be styling
>>39552285>>39552393They just hit a curve, nows the time
>>39552285So pretty
>>39553170Very
>>39553804Morning
>>39552210>Yer right but also wrong, this is a weird feeling
>>39552285>Rainbow Dash is holding the camera
>>39552285INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!
NC>Salt"Domshy"~~~~>You know, it occurs to me that I can probably just leave. If you follow me to my world, you can't absorb the Chaos Universe to match me anymore and I can just outright punchy you to death or something."Yes, but then you'll have to admit I made you run away.">..."More pointless punching, then?">...I hate you."You hate yourself more."
>>39554942>"You hate yourself more."Ha haaa same
>>39554942I’m not sure how he’s supposed to win? That universe is made to be undone
>>39555334Presumably he thinks he can just take it over like he did his
>Spike"DT"~~~~~>I hate to ask, but do you have another Fillyboom Armor?"Not with me.">Ah."Could've grabbed it, but you know, blinked out of my house.">That is a thing."If it even exists in the changed timeline.">Presumably not."So... Tree! Give me Magic Super armor!">..."...">Is that a no?"She fears me becoming greater than her."
>>39555839Damn it now I want HarmonyBoom Armor
>>39556018>Combine with Regalia>Harmonify TBDRLIATU>PROFIT
>>39556297Brilliant
>>39556297>The fists are missiles
>>39556698And lions?
>>39556926That roar when they explode
>>39557152Perfect
>>39556926Clearly they would be gators
>>39556297>DT"Spike'~~~~>You think I need MAGIC!? I'm an earth pony with the power of TECHNOLOGY!"Isn't your technology mostly magic?">SHADDUP
>>39557920>My pink powers are unrelated!
>>39558079Correct, they’re reality warping
>>39557920>Pennydrop"DT"~~~~~>Trust me, you don't wanna toot that. They don't take too kindly to earth ponies who get uppity around here..."SHHHH~"
>>39558492NC>Pennydrop"DT"~~~~~>You know, it's odd that I didn't have a final fight with Applejack. Felt like we were building to "Evil Earth Pony Vs Applejack as Alicorn""You kind of skewed.">I mean yeah, but still."Did you even, like... talk to her?">...sometimes?"...">...Yeah the punchup with Chitania was better.
>>39558738I thought we were building to DT Vs Penny
>>39559006To be fair Pennydrop became "Pennydrop" and not just a secretary when Chitania made her like that.
>>39559006We were more leaning towards DT "Redeeming" her.
>>39559475Still possible! She didn't go all "Kill the innocent"
>>39559698Not impossible
>>39559900But do we want it?
>>39558244Pink is as she wishes
>>39560434But only for the laughs
>>39560841That’s the trade-off
>>39560112>Pennydrop"AJ"~~~~>Sooooo, can I get a redemption?"Ya'll can find faust.">Okay!"In prison.">...This actually sounds more like a threat now."Don't recall sayin' yes to yer' question.
>>39561459Aj would give her a second chance.After prison
>>395616661000 year later she gets another go
>>39561838>… “Hi! I’m Sunny? Fellow earth pony!>Where are the unicorns?”“We haven’t seen them in generations! Now if you don’t mind, I’m on my way to the tech expo to-“>I’M HOME!
>>39562000>G5 is prevented
>>39562000Worse, she wakes up one week later.She could’ve had her world…
>Storm King"???"~~>...How weird.The world had never really made all that much sense to him, and this was no exception.>It looks like there's something off in the distance. Big old giant glowing thing, really.The mug in his hands? Made sense. The nice night air around his balcony? Made perfect sense. This? This made no sense.His placement really didn't make any sense either. Why was he here? Didn't he have a kingdom? He is the Storm King, right? Though apparently there was a "King Sombra" who didn't rule anything either, maybe that was it? Wait, didn't he used to rule something? Did that mean he did? Weird.>Wonder what that light it.Right, back to the glowing pillar. It probably wasn't anything too bad, right? Surely not. It must just be a sign of something bad, but not anything bad specifically. That made sense."Honey, come back to bed.">I'm looking at the glowing pillar."Ignorrre it. I am.">It's just weird is all."Well, it's a weird world.">I guess.He took another sip."Come back to bed and I'll use my mouth.">...Hmm.The walk back to the edge of the bed was a short one.>I wonder what that is...But it was a rewarding one.>...so have we always been a couple? I don't-"Shadduh an enshoy ih.">Hrmmm hrm.This was some damn good coco.
>>39562549>This is technically a good end for him
>>39562699Better Smashing than Smashed
>>39562883What's his alternative?
>>39562699I think the term is happy ending
>>39563324That’s for masseuses
>>39563478And for life.Not AJs but life in general
>>39563887Relatable
>>39563478We have those
>Tempest"???"~???~+Queen+~~~+Outrageous! How can you expect me to pay such a price for these primitive beasts?+>Because you specifically came to me to buy their "protection".+I'm a Queen! The most powerful-+>And beautiful and greatest to ever yadda yadda yadda. All that's telling me is you've got the money I want and I've got the big, burly, exotic walls of fur that you need to show off to the other queens for a few days because none of your soldiers stand out.+I could just have them shapeshift into one of your so-called Storm Beasts!+>Yet, here you are NOT doing that. So, either you've stumbled across a neat little sidestep to my business, or your changelings burned through their magic a little too quickly to be useful. I'm guessing they lasted one, maybe two hours tops?+Er...+>Plus, we all know the real thing adds some... prestige. You get caught faking it with changelings, and the other queens won't let you live it down.+Well... The price is still-+>The price is set. Take it or leave it.+...Will they do anything I tell them to?+>Mostly. My assistant will explain the finer details.+And... praises? My changelings adore me, obviously, but, you know...+>They'll tell you your ass is nice.+...+>And mean it. That's your baseline.+Hrrmmm... Fine.+She tosses a bag of coins on the desk, which Tempest smoothly pushes toward a cloudlike creature to her right.>Start counting. Grubber, show her the goods."On it! So, your Majesty, I've been taking notes during negotiations, working on a profile, and I think I have the perfect guys lined up for you! Just follow me and we'll get sorted lickety-split!"For a while the "Commander" of this outfit of strange beasts, watched as the two left the room before letting out a sigh.~...This is weird, right?~Attention caught, she looks to Strife with a raised eyebrow.~All of us being here, that is. It feels like we shouldn't, but we are and I can't remember how we ended up here or even met. Did some queen mindwipe us or-~>Keep counting.~Are you serious? We could-~>Yes.~Hrm...~Truth be told, she'd thought about that as well. She was a pony in charge of a group of non-ponies that frankly had no business being in Equestria and couldn't recall how she'd even managed to be in her position. But it felt... as right as anything in her life. More so, maybe.Rising from her spot, she treks over to a window to peer out at the inhabitants of Canterlot.>Hmm...?A light caught her eye, reaching skyward some far off distance away from Canterlot, and for a moment she felt a twinge of familiarity. She saw an image, hazy and unfocused, of several ponies and beasts and an Island. But above all, she saw a pegasus.And felt a strong need to hit something.>Hrm.Perhaps she should investigate->Nah.Running after some lightshow on a flimsy whim would have to wait.She had a business to attend to...One she felt an odd sense of pride in.
>>39564713>One she felt an odd sense of pride in.>Slavery is apparently my jam>Who knew
>>39564713Chitania apparently had no idea how to resolve that one.
>>39565135>Chitania"Queen"~~~>You can't have him, he's a King."But I waaant him.">Then what am I supposed to put in charge of that place anyway?"I unno.">..."...I'll give you offerings of Popcorn every day.">... I'll figure it out.
>>39565343>Tempest"Chitania"~~>Wait, why me?"I appreciate your use of hoof to face combat."
>>39564713I do like this showing Chitty doesn't really have what it takes to be Faust. Faust planned out enough that everything made sense, Chitty just says "This is better for me so fuck reality"
>>39566014Well, she is just a mortal
>>39566286It's more than that, she just knows what she WANTS, she doesn't know what the world as a whole needs.
>>39566515>What a Chit wants>And what a World needs>Whatever makes her happy fucks you and meeee
>>39566515Well she's also dealing with the fact that it seems the fates itself seem destined to make her and her race suffer, even if it mostly is chance. She's acting rationally, just with faulty informaiton.
>>39566986She might get a firsthand look at why that's wrong.
>>39567253Probably
>>39567253Doubt she’ll believe her eyes
>>39564556>Aloe"Lotus"~Lyra~~~~~~~>...."..."~Can I schedule an appointment for tomorrow?~>..."..."~Been doing some punching today.~>..."..."~Back's kinda kinked.~>..."...Ze fuck is wrong with you."~My back I just said.~
>>39568197>Vhat do you want us to do in the middle of a battlezone!? We're masseuses!(Holy shit you are!? I need something right away, I got folded like a chair and my neck is killing me!){GET IN LINE, BITCH!}+I'll paaayyy youuuu!+(Whoa now she's desperate)"...huh."
>>39568455She never said what she'd pay with.
>>39568675+Money! Actual money! MY LEG HURTS SO BAD!+{This is getting serious.}
>>39568197>Bonbon"Lyra'~~~>You brought the spa twins into a battlefield!?"No, I brought A Spa Twin into it.">...How did you know."I know you."
>>39569048>This implies they each thought of it at the same time
>>39569289>And of different massuses
>>39569461Wait, does that mean that each one has a "Favorite"?
>>39569684>Lyra"Bonbon"~~~>..."...">...She's pretty nice."She is. Yours is pretty nice too.">She knows what I like."...">...I'm not sharing."SERIOUSLY!?
>>39570152Guess it's a closed massaging relationship
>>39570478It’s special
>>39570478Touched her heart
>Ember"Noteworthy"~~~~~>Did you see what's going on?"No, I'm too far away, same as you.">Well, shoot! I was counting on you!"...Wait, why me?">Because you're a blue! Bluebuddies are supposed to know everything!"You don't know though.">That's why I needed you to know, now it looks like Blue Buddies knew nothing!"Huh.">Did you not know the Bluebuddy code?"I don't know any other blue ponies around me except Pokey Pierce."SHIMMER"And just look at him."~I would like to pop something!~"That's his thing, that's what he does.">...I am shamed by my fellow Bluebuddies.~Gimme a balloon I'm rich!~
>>39571674>Trixie wishes she got to be a blue buddy
Got a big drop for the thread ender tomorrow so unless someone has a likewise biggie and we kick off the next thread with it, you know what to do.
>>39572013Better be BIG
>>39571674>Does this mean blues are more prone to egos?...>How do I feel about that?
>>39572506>I deny it all!"Because you don't have an ego?">Because being blue never made me that way!
>>39572829>I am the worst BY MYSELF
>>39571953Trixie hangs out with... weird people.
>>39573287Well she's weird so it all fits
>>39573564True
>>39573564She’s eccentric!
>>39574385>What’s another word for asshole?
>>39571674NC>Ember"Noteworthy"'Pokey'~Trixie~(Nightlife)~~~~~>Bluebuddies, Assemble!"We're assembled, I even brought cupcakes. The heck is wrong with you?"'I think she just wanted to say that. I relate, I wanted to say that too. I wanted to shout it, even.'>It's very shoutable.'Too bad it's not good for alliteration.'~BECKONING, BLUEBUDDIES!~>...ehhhh.~Trixie likes it better.~"Beckoning isn't very oomf though."'Yeah, not a lot of pop. And I would know.'>What is your think, again?'Piercing things.'>...soooo, you're an-'I'm the head of an industrial drilling corporation, yes.'>...'You were gonna say prostitute, weren't you?'>...maybe."Everyone else does."'How many prostitutes are this rich!?'~Fluer?~"Wow, okay, wow... what's her rates?"(This seems inappropriate, she seems like a lovely lady.)>Laaaame.(I am literally the only one in this room that hard fucks their spouse every night.)>"'~...~'"(Yeah, full on to the hilt, bent over like a good little girl. What, you think I got two kids holding hooves? Nightlight FUCKS.)>...wow.(Please don't tell my wife I said that.){Hey, is this the bluebuddies room?}>Get out of here, Gallus, you're not a character!{I STILL EXIST!}
>>39574707>Nightlight Styles on posers.jpg
>>39574788(Got two royals that came outta MAH DICK)
NC>Altlestia"AUJ"~~~>I'm just saying that any higher being is inevitably going to make mistakes, and I'd rather it be one that seems more in my corner."And Ah'm saying if they're making a bunch of mistakes and getting the run around from a purple narcissist psychopath, they probably don't qualify as a higher being.">Sociopath, psychopath is different."Ah'm a farm mare, Ah'm not up to date on the psychology terminology.">Well, you should be, and that's why-SPLAT>..."...was mah' chair made out of cake?">It... it does seem like that, yeah?"Huh.">Wait, does that mean mine-Squish!>Mine's cake too?"How much of this is cake?">I don't know, let me see if there's more under the coffee table-Plappp>Oh, the coffee table is cake too..."...Celestia?">..."How... how much of this room is made of cake?">...PokeSquish>...It's... it's all cake..."The whole room is made of cake!?">...Whelp, pack it in."What!?">Leave, you're not beating a stallion who gives me a room of cake."THAT'S-no yeah Ah'm doomed on that one.">This is the happiest day of my life!
>Altershy"???"~~~>I can't believe they just ran off like that, they completely ignored me!"Squeak.">I mean, really! They couldn't even tell me what's going on? I'm so upset!"Squeaka Squeak.">If I didn't have to give you your medicine, I would be right there in their ears, speaking very firmly!"Squeeeeak.">It's terrible!"Squeak.">But at least you understand me, Mrs Fox."...Squeak.">I know foxes don't squeak."...">And that they don't have nine tails."...">I don't judge."Oh thank goodness.">..."I mean, Squeak."
>>39575214I would've made a Naruto joke, you're stronger than I am.
>Luna"29"~~~~>Student, before we die, I must know."Yeah?">...why did thou not tell me about the night parties?"What?">The night parties!"What night parties, exactly?">Thou knows what we mean!"Mine teacher, I know not.">We have heard of thee saying "We're going to have a party tonight" many a time! Thou speak lies!"...oh.">Oh!? Oh!? Tis that all you have to say for yourself?"We did not think thee would want to join in that kind of party.">We are the princess of the night, we must know of the parties of the night!"Even the ones in the bedroom?">We care not where they are..."..">...We're not going to say no until we are sure we survive."Good call."
>>39575408Wait, does that mean she'll consider it if they look like they're going to die?
Just a heads up, BIG post is delayed until tomorrow on account of biggening, I just don't have a good cutoff point where I can lead into the next part if I wanted to split it, a lot of stuff happens. If someone has another thread ender I'd appreciate it.
>>39575495Shoot. Wel, alright, I’ll get something out so we can end the thread, but you better be big!
>>39575495On the one hand, damn. On the other, a big post is usually going to lead into something amazing, so I'm torn.If we weren't almost at the end I'd say just float the thread, but that seems like a stretch and would've leave time for Omakes.
>>39575495Hyped!
>Glimmer"Discord"~~~~There was no world to break anymore.>Get up you worthless sack of chaos!The shattered remnants of what had been the chaos dimension could not be called such a thing, not anymore. The continued devouring and regurgitating and transforming of what had once been by the titanic thing once called Fluttershy's other half had changed it far too much to hold such a boring word. Every time it seemed as if the giant shadow form that held a Shining Armor of another world could wretch victory from the shapeless thing, the world simply folded, shifted, time broken and redone until such an event could barely have been considered to have happened at all. Every time he cut into her and ripped off a limb, it reattached itself to the void around them, filling it in an creating something new where nothing had been. Nothing that made sense, nothing that truly fit in this or any other reality, but it was there. Shining could destroy it, eradicate it, break it into a million pieces, but how could he defeat something that was never meant to have a form at all? What difference did it make for the world of chaos to be shattered, if what it had been before was never meant to be whole in the first place? What if it had never meant to be broken either, but was only a fused thing that had never meant to be combined?>Get up!Such madness could only be navigated by a single being in all this."I... I can't, she took my-">You are the lord of chaos, and you got beaten by a whelp!? You're thousands of years old! Do something about this!Discord looked ready to correct her, before he suddenly twisted in agony.>What is she even doing to hurt you like this!? How is this...Starlight Glimmer was not a stupid pony. Far from it, she was without question one of the most brilliant on the planet, in spells and magic if nothing else. She was not without feeling, or empathy. Which is why she found herself ready to kick her own rear, in a place where that very much could have been possible, for not seeing it sooner.>Ah.Chaos was such a funny little word.>I see.By its very definition, trying to figure it out was ludicrous. Instead, she felt, she had something else to do.>...Shining, Darling!He did now acknowledge her, but she knew very well he could hear and feel her every word.>I have an idea!The battle had gone on too long.It was time to end it.
OMAKEEEE>AJ"Twilight:"~~~~~~~>...Main character fight?"I feel like you can have it at this point.:>Yeah... yeah...
>>39575504>If we weren't almost at the end I'd say just float the thread, but that seems like a stretch and would've leave time for Omakes.Yeah, shame, but at least next thread kicks off with a bang.
Just a heads up, I downloaded and converted >>39528493 to something 4chan... probably will take? I never know with them, but that's next thread OP unless someone has another.
OMAKEEE>Glimmer"Salt"~Domshy~~~~~~>Try sleeping with her!"You fool, that will never work!"Minutes later."How did that work."~My disappointment was so immesuarable that chaos could not hold it.~"...">HA
OMAKE>AB"SB"'SL'~~>Alright, we got Nine pieces of Eight, we just need to figure out which one of these we're supposed to leave out in order to summon the mystical whatsit and wish that Sunset Shimmer got run over by a bus or something."Or that the guide Twilight had for her trip twisted his ankle or something going down to her, so Chitania is still in a block of ice."'Or that Celestia just said "Nah" to Applejack.'>We got options to prevent all of this, yeah. So, Sweetie, which one should we leave out?"I don't know, the dragonballs got all jumbled. Really, you guys should've stopped me when before I dropped the ninth one in! I barely tossed the tenth away in time!">...The what now."Dragonballs. These are dragonballs."'...The... the what...'"That's why they came in pairs!">...'Oh dear faust.'"So, should we just-'RUMBLE"Oh, I think it's working! It's summoning the magic dragon!">We need to leave now."Don't you want your wish?"'I WANT TO LIVE!'"Well, we might get three wishes, I dunno they didn't give me a lot of details when I got them- guys come back! Come baaaaaccckk!"...~I am the eternal dragon, state your wish and I'll-what the fuck did you use to summon me!?... Where is everyone!? I have so many questions!~
OMAKE>Rarity"Pinkie"~~~>...well, that's odd."What is?">Hm? Oh, sorry, those two are taking so long for their talk I got distracted and just started pulling string out of the carpet."Oh, Rarity, you and your threads!">I pulled it for what felt like nine years, and it keeps going."Yeah you'd think that would be too much already. But it's been entertaining to watch!">...you've been watching me?"Oh, Rarity, I've been watching everything... everything..">..."See this wall? I saw it all. Every laugh, every said, every time Shiny got Doinked. Every. Single. Thing.">..."This wall is beyond your sight, it's beyond your comprehension, do not question the wall.">..."YOU WILL NEVER, TEAR DOWN THE WALLLLLLL.">...oh hey, the thread leads to cake!"Neato!"
>>39575615Ow
>>39575615That was a stretch for Dragonballs, but I appreciate it.
>>39575615>All that work for a Dragonballs jokeI respect it.
>>39575627I kind of miss the Shining Screentime Chronicles...
>>39575655Be the change you wanna be!
>SA"Cadence'~~~~>..."...I want some screentime!">You get more than ninety percent of characters, probably ninty six."But i want more!">...Chrysalis stop looking like Cadence.FWOOSH"Awww, how did you know?">Because Cadence would never offer sex for screentime twice!"...wait what?">I'm only allowed this because it was offscreen."Ah."
OMAKE>Altlestia"Salt"~~~~>If I sleep with you, do I get more screentime?"Doesn't count, we do that joke in the main story">DAMN! I knew you were worthless!"I gave you an entire room of cake.">You gave me a PITTANCE!"..wanna do it in the cake room anyway?">You know I do!
Omake>Soundcheck"Jetset"~~~>Why did you call me to a war zone?! We're agents! Our forte is sneaky one-on-one combat!"Because you're my friend.">I... You... Did I... hear that right?"Yes. And no one will ever believe you.">Jetset, / I / don't believe me.
>>39575768>Aloe"Lotus"~~~~~~>At leest you 'av some FUCKING TRAINING IN ZIS!"Sister, no!">ZEY KNOW WHAT ZEY DID!"I mean you can drop the fake accent, we're going to die anyway.">...Zat isn't your real accent?"...That is yours?">..."...how."
OMAKE>Pommel"Lucky Strikes"~~~~~>I realllllly wish we had more guard characters."RIGHT!?"
OMAKE>Applejack"Celestia"~~~>...Dang it, Celly."You've walked in on me doing worse!">This specific one feels familiar. Like... nine times, familiar."You can't count and be vague at the same time!">Celly, Celly... ya' got a problem."I can quit anytime I want!">Alright, fine then, quit."...I don't wanna.">Ya' know it ain't healthy."I don't have a problem! You have a problem!">Just go back to the cakes already, it's way more sane than collecting Spells the Assembling cards."I HAVE A POWER NINE CARD!">A real one?"...Oh dear mother I do have a problem."
>>39575872This feels like I should know this joke...
>>39575915Hasbro/WOTC released a 1000 box that MIGHT have one of the 9 most powerful cards in the game, something the entire community has been begging for since anyone who has one of these is way more well off in any game. 1000 dollars is already steep as hell, but then...The cards are not legal to be used in tournaments.
>>39575920Holy FUCK hasbro!
Omake>Delight"Imago"~~~>On a scale of 1 to 10: how likely are you to single me out for revenge now that your plan is ruined?"I'LL FEED YOU YOUR HEART!">High seven? Low eight?
>>39575923Then they tried to fuck with DnD
>>39575951"YOU ARE NUMBER THREE ON THE LIST! NUMBER! THREE!">Oh, so Sebjek is higher?"What? No, he just did what you told him, I hate you more than the morlock.">Huh, so who's number One?"My daughter.">..."Don't like her.">Two?"Yes, that one.">I mean number two."I assume that's what she's referring to.">Who is the one you hate the most, number two?"Yes exactly.">..."...What?"
>>39575961>Well, clearly it's Forty Two, right?"It was going to be, but she used the ancient curse!"~~~~Slugbug Pinchbug No retaliation!~~~~~"I'm powerless to stop it!"
Did we get unlock?
>>39576003Lets find out!>Applejack feels like this happened before...like 9 times before. She has a problem.>>39575872>Pinkie has been watching from this wall without anyone noticing. >Rarity follows a thread and sees where it goes. DOUBLE>>39575627>Celestia is surprised to find out it's made of cake. He's won.>>39575171>Luna has been learning about the night parties. Oh no>>39575408>Fluttershy has been keeping a 9 tailed fox. Wait>>39575214>The Crusaders collect the 9 pieces of 8.OH GOD>>39575615 >Based Apple fanservice.BASED >>39528493ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
>>39576001Between this and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we should've given them more stupid rules for their stupid powers.
>>39575780I mean they’re twins not clones
>>39576024Ha haaa!Because they are.
>>39575956They actually backed off on that one, shocking enough.
>>39576041Only when they lost a shitload of money.
>>39575780I wonder if that’s ever really happened
OMAKE>Derpy"Cloudchaser'~~~~>So, what do you think is the big thing coming?"Sex.">..."Someone's gonna have sex.">..."MAIN CHARACTER too.">..."Name something more shocking.">...huh.
>>39576074>On the next thread>Applejack convinces Altlestia with mindblowing sex
>>39576107FUND IT
>>39576074It'd only be shocking if it was Regverse Chrysalis.
>>39576059I'm sure some twins got separated by divorce and ended up in different places.
>>39575768They need to hang out more
OMAKE>29"MM"~~~~>...Sooooooo-"He didn't answer?">I'm just as shocked as you."You'd think the dick would at least make you friends with benefits.">I guess I'm just benefits?
>>39576175>Sombra just doesn't want to get involved>He knows shit when he sees it
And the anniversary thread... ends.
ONE LINE RECAP!>ANNIVERSARY! Also Glimmer figures out a way to fight Domshy!
NEWWW THREAD! >>39576237
PP ANONARRIIIIISEEEE
>>39576286WHO HAS AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER!?>>39576012https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/xbox-one-rare-achievement-45050/
Pinkie Preview>Pinkie~~~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I >ANNIVERSARY! Also Glimmer figures out a way to fight Domshy!>Cadence feels her power growing. I just need to believe in the heart of the...bard! Diamond Tiara wants her chocolate. Flurry has early access to her pink powers, but realized it felt cheap to use. Luna convinces you to buy these blocks of chains. Spike has a side business called Bad Dragon. The Crusaders find a pic in a box! Find out what happens next time on thread 357:Dommy Mommy...and of course romantic fanservice!
