Does your profession exist in Equestria? Does something similar exist or are you back to shoveling hayburgers into ever expanding mares?
>>39339098I’m a farmer so I have no problem there.
I sell things in an actual outdoors market. I'd need to find something new to sell, but the job itself certainly exists.
>>39339098>professionI'd be le adult blank flank.
>>39339098Nice Datamining thread Anonmare with a slice of shame for the regulars to boot. Well played
>>39339098I should be fine, I think.
>>39339098No and good riddance. Rocks were not meant to think.
Eh, probably? Project manager isnt something that new, i guess.>>39339181I bet you fav pone is not Applejack.
>>39339252>>39339267These two Anons just came out as trans.
>>39339098Mine does exist, but most likely only in G5 Equestria
>>39339718>ApplejackShe’s nice, but you’re right. It would be shallow to like her simply because she is a farmer if you could call her one given how little time she seems to be at it
>>39339098>bus-boyAt lesst my coworkers would be cute ponies.
>>39339098>machine learning engineerEh, I'll figure something out.
>>39339098>Public HistorianAtleast I have a reason to hang out with my wife, Twi, or have something to sperg out with.
>>39339098>farrieryAssuming ponies get their feet worked on I'd be okay I think
>>39339098I'm a software engineer and a horse trainer. I don't see either of those skills being useful there. Unless I find some kinky rich mares or something.
>>39339098Retired army officer, web developerNone of these seem useful. Unless I get royal guard's pension or something
Is NEET available?
>>39339098>computer science degreeNo. I like psychology though and it's not like they can check whether I'm certified or not...
>>39339098I would imagine there are military infantry jobs, yes.
>>39339721trannies living in your head rent free
>Horse scientistI'm sure I could pick up the new physiology of unicorn and pegasuses and work in the horsepatial
>>39340235for the sake of literary everypony i hope it does
Animal husbandry has a very different meaning
I'm a bum and moocher. I suppose I could easily do that in Equestria.
>>39340240>Horse scientistHow do you do science with hooves? How do you hold test tubes and wear lab coats?
>>39340306>How do you hold test tubesVery carefully.
>>39339098I’m an ML developer and may be developing an entirely new algorithm. I’m pretty sure Princess Twilight would want someone like me working for her.
>>39339098I could work in mannehattan I supposet. Electrician
>>39340009You are aware that video games and smartphones are canon in the G4-verse, no?
>>39340275Tammy's kinda cute, Cinnamon looks like a good girl and June looks like a sloot. Beth seems nice and Fran got legs for days. Harriette's dick is probably bigger than yours, Constance is a landwhale and Phillis is probably a total fish in bed.I'd go with Beth.
I don't think Equestria needs another (alleged) serial killer.
>>39340349Population control can be beneficial.
>>39339098That heavily depends. If I'm going as pony as your op pic insinuates. Then hopefully I get unicorn and go into magic. Become some student to some bigger named Unicorn. If human then I'd look into jobs about taking care of animals for obvious reasons.
>>39339999this fag touches pony feet
>>39339098No. NEETs are not tolerated in Equestria. And rightfully so. I don't know what job I'd get in Equestria, but I'd be fine with whatever it was.
Are you a tradechad or an officecuck?
>>39340156Are you saying you're a mailmare?
>>39340275It's so wholesome. Fluttershy didn't exclude her rivals so anon can choose the right option.>He probably will choose Harriete because he is a griffinfag anyways.
>>39339098I have a Christmas tree farm so yeah I guess.
>>39340638Nope, just a retard
>>39339098>network engineer Well, I'm fucked.
>>39340607Only blue collar people go to Equestria, sorry you learned to code.
You tell me.Pic related
>>39339098Luckily, I don't think IT exists in G4 Equestria. >shoveling hayburgers into ever expanding mares?Sign me the fuck up.
>>39341962Who says? They still need people to balance the books, give financial advice, provide marketing strategies, etc.
>>39342307No, they have a perfect economy already. Equestria has no need for Schlomos like you.
>>39339098>or are you back to shoveling hayburgers>backFuck.
>Ramp agentI guess instead of loading up Boeings, Airbuses, and Embraers I'm prepping whatever the hell this is.tfw you will never highjack an airship and become the Sky Prince
>>39339098Starting at the bottom of the ladder again. Lame as hell.
> cnc operatorthey have heavy equipment and someone has to make the parts for them so i supose?
>Record keepingBut not the fun kind the office admin kindI guess I'm stuck in the Ponyville town hall basement
>>39343072youd have the dirt on everyone in town. play your cards right and become the shadow broker of ponyville
>>39342365So what happens when the taxman shows up at the door and companies don’t know how much to pay him? What happens when shareholders decide to sell their stocks and people don’t know how much to pay them? What happens when businesses suffer extraordinary losses and they need to know how much to write off? How do people know how much to depreciate from specific assets?
>>39339098>at civil servant job for decadesI suspect I'm one of those long-bearded unicorn scholars who work in the Royal Library at Canterlot.
>>39343562they just hand over a bag of coins with a bit sign on it and it all works out
>>39343218Huh? Do ponies have stock exchanges?
>>39343797he means an information broker numbnutsalthough honestly I wouldn't understand why not, g4 is in the middle of a industrial revolution of sorts, so they probably do have high level financial instruments
>>39339098>shoveling hayburgers into ever expanding mares?Is it still a job if it's also your fetish?
>>39339098>shoveling hayburgers into ever expanding maresBut this is a good thing
>>39339098>Does your profession exist in Equestria?Surprisingly yes
>>39339181Same. I have a farm that's just shy of 5 acres that's been in my family for generations and a separate home away from it with a small garden out back that I slowly built up over the last 5 years. I can safely say I grow enough food to feed my family, even extended members comfortably. If there's extra, it gets pickled/dried and/or sold along with some charcoal.>>39339098I think I'd do well, not as well as my Earthpony neighbors, but I'm at least confident enough I can keep my waifu fed and however many foals we have running around. Maybe my knowledge of farm animals will impress her too, when I know just the right places to scratch her, maybe parts she'd never think of getting herself. I'm going to make her melt in my touch.I also paint, but in Equestria, I think I'd retire that to just try and capture the beauty of the mare I wake up hoof-holding every morning. Maybe if I was really hurting for some income, if my waifu encouraged it more, or some big opportunity came along.
>>39339098I wonder if Equestria has it's own IKEA. If yes then I'm all good.
>>39343974I don't know, if there are unimaginable landscapes it'd be a shame to not paint them over a giant horse that you see all the time
>>39339098I'm a neet who on occasion does random jobs in the classified section of the newspaper.
>>39339098>Caretaker for the disabledThis could exist, however we never saw any ponies disabled to the point of needing assisted living/supervision. Do they just magically cure their disabled?
>>39345818I mean worst comes to worst you can just marry derpy
>>39340230Which is what they want.
>>39340230I mean even gays, lesbians and feminists hate trannies.
Yeah.I'd kinda be fucked, Equestria only seems to have steam engines, guess I'd have to learn how to operate steam engines.
>>39343027I’d imagine it wouldn’t be to difficult for you to find a machining job in one of the big American-city-with-a-horse-pun-affixed-to-it cities. You’d just be doing things old school.
>>39343779For all they know, it could all just be lead weights with one single coin.
>>39345935People used to regularly get cooked alive in the boiler room of steam engine trains.
>>39345935nigga, a steam engine is the most basic fucking thing, even the greeks figured it out.
>>39345908Dave Chappell makes trannies fume with jokes
>>39340230They need it. You know a tranny can't hold a job.
>>39339098I suck out porta potties for a living. I hope porta potties don't exist in Equestria so no, I wouldn't have a job there.
>>39346647You can shovel pony road apples from the streets.
>>39346651They just let it drop wherever, then, like real horses?
>>39340931Nice, I work one, but sometimes fancy my own in the future.>>39343974>5 acres At that size I am assuming you grow vegetables primarily?
>>39346676YesJust like how people used to just smell like armpits and piss wherever.
>>39339098Therapist. The field's existence is implied.
>>39343904>cute pony>smoking a cigaretteKinda ruins it.
>>39346876How messed up could a pony be?
>>39345935From my experience in MSTS, it’s a lot like operating a car with a manual transmission, only the car has a choke that constantly needs to be adjusted by someone else and it takes a lot of manual labor to do so.
Aircraft mechanicI'm going to get bird pussy
>>39346855>At that size I am assuming you grow vegetables primarily?You'd assume right. Got less animals around now that I have a proper tractor too. But if I ever fully move back, I'll put a couple horses back on it and practice cleaning hooves more. Until I go to Equestria, to make sure my pony wife has the prettiest hooves in the land, always.