>"Oh. Anon. You're celebrating here with us?">"How...nice?"
>>39338213Ay bitch pass the gravyWhy the fuck do I have to watch Dallas every thanksgiving, too, fuck 'we dem boiz'
>>39338213Did they cook Gilda?
>>39338220Gravy in Equestria is mare cum from the host and her own mother.
Weirdo Anon goes to a Princess' dinner without being invited
>>39338226Is that supposed to make me want it less?It's not making me want it less.
>>39338213"I know what you did you dirty horses.">"W-we don't know anything of what you're talking about!""You fucking psychos, being herbivore and eating meat, how disgusting, shame on you"
>>39338221It's about time
>>39338237"Now, in exchange for my silence I'm expecting plenty of dark meat."
>>39338213Octavia kicked me out when I didn't stop screaming RUMO AO HEXA
>>39338330HELL YEAH!!! BRASIL!!! RUMO AO HEXA!!!! O HEXA VEM !!!
>>39338237>Anon you realize we can’t let you live and spill our secret to ponykind? “W-Wait girls we can talk about th-“ >Pinkie shoots your brain with a Bolt pistol from behind before you can finish the sentence >After we eat we can serve him up for the Ponyville Lua tomorrow! >the M6 cheer
>>39338213Man, I love these seasonal threads.
>>39338213Why would ponies celebrate Thanksgiving? Is it to celebrate their genocide of the buffalo?
>>39338359Even for a joke green, this is exceedingly shitty.
>>39338359For a joke green, this is excellent writing
>>39338213>>39338221They didn't want Anon to stuff the birb.
>>39338213>Always remember the stretch and the flex, little ponies.
>>39338213Wanna see a cool trick?
>>39338213im in my room until the smell of burnt shit smell leaves the house so yes
>>39338340>>39338330Who cares, Brazil is only good at football and forging elections
>>39338221Pinkie Pie did and they reprimanded her for it. But, glancing at one another, they eventually came to the conclusion that Gilda had already been chopped, plucked, stuffed, and cooked, and it would be a waste at that point to dispose of her.
>>39338213Yes indeed, now please pass me a drumstick
>>39338213Yeah AJ invited me. Didn't she tell you?
>>39338213>rips a drumstick off the turkey>sits down and eats it noisily, staring each pony in the eyes
>>39338213I forget what episode is this even from again
>>39338213Well you clearly were expecting me considering you bitches don't eat meat.
>>39341218S5E11 Party Pooped
>>39338359Best aie ending
>>39338213? yeah it's nice. pony celebration.
>>39342971I think they'd rather you not join anon
>>39338213You better believe it. Now pass those dinner rolls cause it's all I came here for. Two questions though. Why are you eating meat and where's Pinkie Pie?
>>39338213Waaait a moment. Did they cook Gallus, Silverstream, Gilda or Gabby?>Please, be Gallus.
>>39344135Silverstream is so much worse than Gallus. Why did they make the S6 hippogriff a supersperg?
>>39345112>S6they're from season 8 you fucking retard
>>39338226Truly something to be thankful for.