You don’t lewd married mares right? Thats a quick and easy way to end up in Equestria Girl’s hell.
>>39277305No. I lewd married stallions though.
I was gonna try to come up with some witty response to this, but just said fuck it.I absolutely lewd married mares. They're some of the best mares to lewd. And among them Pear Butter is one of if not the best.I've cum buckets to the mothers of Equestria and I'll cum barrels more.
>>39277305I only jerked to Pear Butter once on accident
>>39277305I'd lewd freshly wedded mares as well
>>39277305The vow is "until death do you part", so technically she's not married.
>>39277422>on accidentWhat?>>39278099Non-canon interpretation.
>>39278405I meant to fap to Applejack but found her mother hotter, then had a long moment of post nut clarity
>>39277320Why do I get the feeling Velvet would be into that?
She's just too cute not to
>>39277420What's the matter?
>>39280113Based Mrs. Shy appreciator. It saddens me she seems to have no fans.
>>39279172Fellow applebro, same shit happens to me. Just remember that nothing is binding till you make it there, and that the apple don't fall far from the tree. Cause godDAMN pearbutter is fucking hot
>>39277305The real question is would you lewd a dead mare?
>>39277334where the full pic doe
No, i only do widows
>>39280332Mares never die they’re just missing in action.
>>39280340That's a really easy pic to search.
>>39280343Based Haven enjoyer
>>39277305I only lewd mares that really wish they were married.
>>39280212It's not her fault her debut episode wasn't even about herShame though
>>39280403you're right, I found it
>>39280496Who wants it more?
>>39280509Harshwhinny, and it's not even close. You don't understand how much she needs it.
>>39277305>she had applejack all snug inside her uterus>she had to push out applejack
>>39277305The idea of a married couple having raucous, debauched sex, so close to the limit of being a crime against nature, but so into it from their sheer trust and devotion to eachother, gives me more diamonds then anything else.
>>39281154I'd expect this kinda thing from fluttershy's folks
All those marriage ruiners.You WILL end up in Equestria Girl’s hell.
luv this mare
>He doesnt imagine threesomes with the couple.If you dont think cuddling with Shining and Cadence would be comfy as hell then i dont know what to say really.
>>39277305Yes. Yes I do. A lot.
>>39281154based and same
Is she still married?
nothing sweeter than taking somepony else's prized possession of a mare... and turning her into your personal, lustful plaything. Making her choose you over him... giving her the superior dicking she never knew she could get. why is NTR so fucking hot from this angle..? fuck~
>>39277305pear is such a fantastic mare for lewding though
>>39283930Because you're a disgusting degenerate.
>>39283895Probably not unless her husband is as much a shut in than Sunburst was
>>39284744Bro, I don't know who you think you're trying to fool with that.
>>39284744I see Ponyville and Canterlot I see Mrs. Shys pussy and ponut
>>39283895Her husband was eaten by predators on the outskirts of their village. She definitely wants a man to give her one more foal before it becomes more complicated.
>>39284746Worked the last time I posted it
Mrs. Shy and Mrs. Cake make my dick rock solid.
>>39282706If my fantasy of sex with two ponies at once is consensual for all involved i'm not sure where the moral quandrary is.I'll change my mind on this if you can convince me, i've got enough kinks anyway.
>>39286536It's having sex with someone you aren't married to.>If my fantasy of sex with two ponies at once is consensual for all involvedExcept nopony would agree to that because see above.
>>39286571>muh heckin wholesome trad EquestriaYou can have your fantasies and other people can have theirs. I for one like the idea of sexing two mares at the same time.
>>39284884Oh yes, certainly can't leave out Mrs. Cake.
>>39280113Skylar White pony
>>39281154Fuck, man. I just came literally just from imagining I’m in a relationship…
>>39286571"Because they'd never go for it" is why it's a fantasy vs something i would actively persue, and not an issue of morals since the ENTIRE POINT is that its consensual.Cucking or >rape is an instant turn off, so again i'm not sure where the moral problem is.
>>39287968Youre a monster who will never make it to Equestria and be stuck as a dicklet teenager the Doug World hell you chose for yourself. Which isnt different from your normal childhood outside of locale.
>>39288213I expected more half baked /pol/ rhetoric before you started sperging out.
>>39288219>/pol/ Meds and a more original reaction image you vermin.
>>39287968The moral problem is that you aren't married. That's just also a reason why it wouldn't happen.>>39288219This>>39288213>>39288225is a different guy you sperg.
>>39288241Ah, sex without the commitment, yeah i get it.What about a hypothetical 3-way marriage?And not just marrying twice, but vows and a ceremony that accounts for three parties.
>>39288673Marriage is between one male and one female.
>>39283895Do you have his image of Petunia without the watermark?
>>39277305nah ma'am, just the fillies
>>39277305I lewd the whole set, foals included
>>39288683That's why you should have a harem instead.
>>39290654And who's in your harem?
>>39280343is she a widow too?
>>39291295That's nice and allBut I don't "have" a pony wife numbnuts
>>39291166Any mare who dotes on her own son that much is definitely a widow.
>>39291323That and having the time to plan out town construction she definitely has the time for it
>>39292491This could legitimately happen unintentionally with Twilight.
I just can't get enough of this mare
Real talk, how is there such little good clop of Pear Butter. Literally a sweet, ginger tradwife yet most fanart of her is either futashit or hypergenitalia. Ffs I just want a simple drawing of her thicc but firm ass with maybe a fat cock impregnating her ponut.
>>39293557i assume its because she shows up pretty late in the series, and a healthy chunk of autists havent even watched all the episodes
>>39293557because you would have to be a sick degenerate fuck to even think of lewding her at all after her episode.
>>39293815Sounds about right for this place
>>39293815I wanna fuck her rotting skeleton
>>39294442Wasn't there a comic about that?
>>39294725There was one by shoutingisfun where anon tries to fuck all of the mane 6's moms. Is that the one you're thinking of?
>>39294928Gotta admire the anon's dedication
>>39294928Zecora shouldve let him die.
>>39294928Yeah, I believe that was it.
>>39294928What was with the face shield?
>>39296349She knew the result of the potion would be messy and violent, but she didn't want to miss Anon being hoist by his own petard.It's like using welding goggles to watch a nuclear explosion, but with stupid.
How did that yellow weenie land himself this thicc blue goddess?
>>39299113Same way she landed herself a pegasus and a unicorn foal, I reckon.
>>39280502Could you link it?
>>39299113Didn't he help her find her cutie mark?
>>39299113You know what they say about lanky stallions.
>>39300117They have no style?
>>39300168They have no grace?
>>39301004Can't decide if Velvet or Stellar Flare is the hottest milf
>>39301015They have a funny face?
>>39294442No need for that when we have time travel. Just ponynap her to the present.
>>39301021Velvet is great but I have to give it to Stellar.
>>39302485aged like milk
>>39302485>captain draws catsnah
>>39303072wrong artist, stoopid
>>39302485I would not...>>39301754....This on the other hand.
I wanna kiss this mare
>>39286321She's so hot. Surprised we haven't seen more lewds of windy in here.
>>39307043She's nice but a bit too energetic for my liking
>>39307772>too energeticShe'd be an energetic lover for sure, but I think she'd also be encouraging. For instance, if you didn't last long, I don't think she'd ever make you feel insecure about it, she'd just be excited for the next time.
>>39308408It's more that her enthusiasm would get to me since I'm not that lively that would turn me away from her
>>39307043I swear the milf fad seems to have just died over the last couple years. It's there, but not nearly like is used to be.This angers me greatly.
>>39308408She's the type of mare to run her hooves all over your body and say encouraging words to get you back in the mood, going down on you the moment you get hard again.
Princess Cadance is probaly the mare I most fapped to. Shit.
The important question is which one would let you call them 'mom' while making love?
>>39309059>which one would let you call them 'mom'sunfag detected
>>39309086Funnily enough I never really saw the princesses as milfs. Cadance is in the strict definition, and Celestia certainly has the age/experience, but she's still too youthful in many ways.
>>39309059Definitely Twilight Velvet and Mrs. Shy
>>39309059The more important question is which ones wouldn't just let you, but which ones would ask you to call them mom.>>39309110Cadance is definitionally one, but she doesn't feel like one.Celestia literally isn't one, but she definitely feels like one.
>>39309131Stellar Flare wouldn't ask you. She would tell you to treat her as if she were your mom.Velvet probably would ask.Mrs. Shy would tolerate it at the very least, as long as you nurse her.
>>39309059Dashs mom would tell you to call her the best mom ever.
>>39309163>Nursing on Mrs. ShyWould she even still have milk in her?
>>39309944no but fetishfags are deranged
>>39301727>you mess up the timeline>applejack/big mac/applebloom cease to existAlso I just realized She had THREE KIDS daaaamn bitch
>>39310734TrueBut I don't mind some of them
>>39311500Pregnancy is most certainly not deranged except to kike shills.
>>39311511fetishizing it is, same with lactation
>>39310757Just steal her away the day before she's killed and fake her death. Timeline maintained and mom ass acquired.
>>39277305Of course not, I don't even lewd my wife. She seems satisfied regardless.
>>39311650I thought it was sickness that took her and bright mac
I wish I had a pony mom
>>39311893>I don't even lewd my wifecuck
>>39311985Don't we all?
>>39311929If you go by the intended pitch of Applebuck Season they died from overworking themselves to death and brain trauma because the original idea was AJ literally headbutts the trees to make apples come down.
>>39312896That's headcanon connecting two completely unconnected ideas.
>>39313888That was a broken bot post, triple eights.
>>39277305I'm in love with Cadance, but I Shining's a bro so I wouldn't dare touch her.
This mare invites you in for "tea" while her husband is away. Do you accept?
>>39315231Don't do it!It's a bomb!
>>39315554>-do it!>It's- [the] -bomb!Message received.I'm going in.
Apparently Twilight Velvet + Cup Cake porn was a minor thing back in the day. Why was that? Not that I'm complaining mind you...
Teacher horse in unmarried, and gives off milfy vibes.
>>39315681I think people just liked shipping the moms
>>39315543She really is touchy feely
I don't like the idea of ruining a family so I avoid ponies or any characters that are engaged and married
>>39317745Based white man.
>>39317782I'm not white
>>39277305Of course I don't. NTR is for japs, weebs, and other human trash.
>>39317822You are now.
>>39277305She reminds me of a commie girl of my university who appears sometimes to give commie propagandaa and to talk about their volunteering programme to send bags of food to poor families (i got wooed by her and went on some occasions ), she is the kind of girls who use smiling emojis on whatsapp all the time, she cute would take her out on a date
This mare man
This is just a stealth milf thread.
>>39319737Milf or marriedIs that a problem?
>>39319737I wouldn't say it's stealth
>>39319737Who is your favorite milf?
>>39319737>her face when
>>39319768Not at all.
>>39323213What did she mean by this?
>>39321247All of them.
>>39325267She was kinda cute wasn't she
>>39326814She was very cute
I think the first pic I clopped to was Princess Cadence, or Fleur De LisThough now thinking about it, guess there's a chance it could've been Princess Celestia too but she's not married
I've clopped to married mares, but don't imagine being in a relationship with them.>>39328403>Cadence, Celestia, Fleur De LisPatrician choices, all of them
>>39328403>I think the first pic I clopped to was Princess CadenceSame here. Tiarawhy's Anon x Cadence flash game. She's what made me go from, "Ponies are cool, I guess," to "Holy shit, this pony is making my cock hard!" I've never looked back.
>>39328764>"Holy shit, this pony is making my cock hard!"
Any lewd married mare story recommendations?
>>39328764>spoilerI went through and dug that one up again, damn that's some good shit. Haven't seen it in like 9 years but it still hits just right.
>>39329601I don't remember if it was lewd but does anyone remember that green about anon trying to comfort Twi's mom from seeing herself as undesirable by Night Light?Could have sworn there was one
jesus christ guysi dont think i've ever seen something more tragically sad than this entire mlp board
>>39330606Then leave, faggot
>>39277305The only married mare I don't lewd is Spoiled, mainly because Filthy Rich is shown to be the nicest member of his family, aswell as a welcomed inversion of the rich = asshole cliche.
>>39330647So you just don't respect any of the mane six's dads.
>>39330049>it still hits just right.It really does. The Cadence animation bnbigus recently did is another banger.
>>39330876>Mr ShyProbably a cuck.>Night LightDunno much about him, respectable enough, I guess.>Bright MacDead.>Pinkie's momI don't really find her attractive.>Bow HothoofCoudn't lewd him or Windy Whistles because they remind me way too much of my own parents.>Rarity's dadSame as Night Light, except even more so due to how little we see him or Rarity's mom.
>>39330876Only Bright Mac because he and his wife are the only parents with real development. Every other family is either miserable or has little screentime. Why was there never an episode over the parents bonding over their kid's achievements but they had 1 million for critiquing the fanbase or around Starlight's sociopathy?
>>39331987>Every other family is either miserableWhich family is miserable? The Pies?
>>39332885The Shy's were a terrible example with their childrenFluttershy was a mess before she had friends to help her and Zephyr's behavior was just enabled by them multiple times before it took Fluttershy and her friends to knock some sense in themThey most likely didn't have a sad childhood but they weren't able to do anything to help them after they started to grow
Mare milf pee
>>39277305>Thats a quick and easy way to end up in Equestria Girl’s hellDude, EqG literally has a portal to Equestria
>>39335378Yeah and the portal bans your soul from entering if you try to ruin a marriage.
>>39335970>being a cuck is keeping your marriage "spicy"oof Rarity's dad
>>39336721What do her parents even do?
>>39337743the whole town apparently
>>39337743Mom bakes cookies, eats em gets thicker and plumper for breeding. Dad fishes. Swibble is raised by Rarity.
>>39338134Rarity's dad apparently did Bon Bon, thus making Sweetie Belle
>>39315231>get invited for tea>get a big ol' mouthful of squash soup instead
>>39339060She didn't say no.
>>39339091Their squash soup increases your youth by 20 years if ingested within one hour of production.
>>39340623That's a nice looking cheese
>>39340623Imagine the raw smell.
Giving these mare rumps a good bump
>>39343235The disappointed sigh of a mare who hasn't been touched in way too long.
>>39344944Do you think she'd be more intense than Velvet or Windy?
>>39344944>Go to Equestria and get a job at the Cake's shop>Mrs. Cake always seems to be around when you are working>She tries to hint that she's down to fuck>Constantly bending over and winking at you>But you're extremely autistic and know that she's married >Eventually she tells you to stand right there and don't move because she's going to suck your cock>You are caught off guard and by the time you realize what's happening she already pulled your pants down>Her warm tongue caressing your now chubby member >Mrs. Cake is looking up at you with seducing eyes and continues to prime your meat>You let out a little gasp of pleasure as she slurps you up>Now at full mast she takes your entire length in her mouth and begins bobbing up and down>You place your hands on her head as you are overwhelmed with pleasure >You realize anyone could walk in anytime, but this kinda turns you on>Mrs. Cake groans as she aggressively sucks your cock>You can feel yourself coming to the edge>"Uh...Mrs..Cake..ahhoouh..">She increases the pace as she moans on your cock, driving you to complete ecstacy>"OOOO">You can feel your soldier begin to wildy twitch and start to erupt>"OHHH">She looks up at you and deep throats your cock, taking it all in as far as it will go>"G-GOD!!!">You hold her head down on her cock as you unleash the largest load in your entire life>Mrs. Cake moans ravenously, she's been waiting for her treat>You continue to unleash roped squirts in large bursts into her throat all while holding her face to the base of your pelvis>She gurgles as she struggles to take you all in but this only sets you off further>She tries to back her head away but you have her gripped firmly, she's going to take it all>Her eyes are tearing up as you pump more thick ropes into her>She groans on your dick as it finally ceases its explosion, only some small drips left as it begins to slowly shrink>A frazzled Mrs. Cake looks up at you as she drains your last drop
>>39345601She probably needs the relief more than them since her job is very demanding of her at times
>>39345736Damn Mrs. Cake
>>39345736woh i bet she wants something else but what could that be?
>>39347421I just don't know
>>39347421Your tongue in her pooper
Cougars > milfs.
Is Zecora a milf?
>>39351719Similar age to Mayor Mare. Considering that she's an Earth zebra that fell into Equstria it's entirely plausible that she's had quite a few children (and more partners than she can count and that's only partially to do with the fact that she wasn't capable of counting when she was just a regular zebra on Earth).
>>39277305I don't see why not
>>39353215I cant ruin her lovely marriage no matter how much I want to come inside her
>>39353215She's great. Feel like she gets overshadowed by Velvet, Stellar Flare, and Posey Shy.
>>39353779I dunno about PoseyBesides most of the posts here, the majority of her art is either human or anthro
>>39354238>the majority of her art is either human or anthroWhat a bummer
>>39355048Such is life
How would you rank the Mane 6 moms in terms of hotness?
>>393577001. Pear Butter 2. Windy Whistles3. Twilight Velvet 4. Cloudy Quartz 5. Mrs. Shy6. Cookie Crumbles I'd breed them all though.
>>393577131. Windy Whistles2. Twilight Velvet- used to be my #1 milf but Windy took it over recently3. Mrs. Shy4. Pear Butter5. Cloudy Quartz6. Cookie Crumbles>I'd breed them all though.Me too, Anon. Me too.
>>39357713>>39358402WRONG1. Twilight Velvet2.Cloudy Quartz3.Windy Whistles4. Pear Butter5. Mrs. Shy6. Cookie CrumblesThe ranking doesn't even matter they are all literally top tier. Like comparing the purity of pure gold.
>cookie is last on everyone's rankings>>39358729>The ranking doesn't even matter they are all literally top tier.You are correct, sir.
>>393577001.Mrs. Shy2.Twilight Velvet3.Cloudy Quartz4.Windy Whistles5.Pear Butter6.Cookie Crumbles
>>39361247>Rarity hears about all the low rankings of her own mother among Ponyville>invites you to her home for "tea and cookies" >you see thisWhat do?
>>39361339>What do?Anything and everything she'd let me do, hopefully worshiping her teats and eating her pussy at the very least.
>>39361339Was there really tea?Were there actually cookies?
>>39361653Tea=Mare cum Cookies= her big Cookie Cutie Mark booty
>>39362744WE NEED MILF PICS
>>39364364>"What's that, Anon? You need pictures of me? Whatever for?"
>>39364889God that milf voice https://youtu.be/m_CV5THYPNI
>>39365322I mean it'd be hard to resist when she's making such an invitation
>>39365384You give in to your base desires and the timelines fucked. AJ wont be the AJ who saves Equestria. It dies the moment Nightmare Moon pops out.
>>39365387We all know how the show endsMight as well accept an early fate in our neverending night with a fluffy headed mare
>>39364889Let's have some fun. >"Why don't you come by my place this evening, Anon, say around seven?">Never in a million years would you expect a mare to call your bluff.>Then again, you've always been too chickenshit to make a pass at Stellar; always playing it safe. >"Well, Anon?""Ah, right. Seven works. Works just fine-">"Great." Stellar cuts you off before you can tap your autism reserves. "See you then!">And just like that, she's off with an extra spring in her step. >Possibly a little extra sway in those hips as well. >There's not much time. >You still need to eat, gather and check all your equipment... what else?>A shower and a fresh change of clothes wouldn't be a bad idea either.>Fast forward to 6:45, and you're at Stellar's doorstep. >Should you knock, or just chill for a bit and check your camera one last time?>The door swings open.>Stellar wears her trademark smug expression and nothing else. >"Good evening, Anonymous. Please, come inside.">You follow her across the threshold, gear in tow. >"Set your things down there," she motions to a darkened, adjacent room. "I was just about to pour myself a glass of wine. Would you like some?"Roll a twenty sided die and post what Anon should do next. I'll continue with the highest roll's suggestions.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>39365423She notices you forgot to wear pants as you enter
>>39365451fucking kek. Still a few more hours before I can continue, so if anyone else wants to try and steer the story, go ahead and roll.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>39365451>>39365423He notices that she is wearing your pants.
>>39367024Winner. Shit, I'm going to have to think about how to pull this off.
>>39368598>tail positionsDamn, Twilight Velvet plays for keeps
>>39368598Did you draw that? I've never seen that inage before
>>39368598Imagine how heavenly that room smells
>>39370327Nah found it on twibooru
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>39365423Anon gets too flustered throughout everything. She has to get very aggressive at getting everything from him. Poor poor Anon.
working on it bump
>>39279551NEED TO BREED
>>39375012Not a lot of petunia out thereShame her only role in the show was to get married off
>>39277305>>39281308>>39288213>hellObsessed and pathetic
Short, but posting what I've got to bump>>39365423"Sure.">"Excellent. I hate drinking alone.">Part of you wants to make a quip about her last comment, but you've got enough sense to keep your mouth shut. >Stellar returns with two glasses suspended in her aura, both holding a generous pour.>She beckons you toward the living room; dimly lit. >Once seated, she floats a glass into your hand. "Here you are~" "Thanks.">"Mmm-hmmm..." >That Stellar's eyes are fixed on you, analyzing every movement of yours does not go unnoticed. >Hopefully she doesn't disapprove off how you sip wine. "Wow, this is good. Really good, actually.">"Surprised?" Stellar replies, lifting an eyebrow. "Yes, actually. Most Equestrian wine I've had tasted more like juice than actual wine.">"Have you sampled many wines during your time here?""Not that many, to be honest, but every mare I've taken out on dates always seemed to pick out fruit juice-tasting 'wine' that still managed to make them tipsy after a glass or two.">"How old were those mares?""My age.">Stellar clicks her tongue. "There's your problem. Those fillies aren't old enough to know.""About wine?">"About anything important." Stellar reaches out to rest her hoof on your shoulder. "Tell me, Anon, how do those dates typically end for you?"
>>39376324Umm uh with them excusing themselves for the night and with a painful stiffness that is not taken care of.
>>39376324"Well, they...">Stellar takes your unexpected pause and slight frown as permission to continue. >"I'm sure you take these mares out to places that offer something a bit nicer than your standard run-of-the-mill fare, yes?""Yes, actually. How-">"I can tell, Anon. You seem like the type of stallion that's very respectful, very sweet. Thoughtful.""Thanks," you say, looking away from Stellar's intense gaze, lest the heat in your cheeks intensify further. >"Mmmm." She takes a long sip from from her glass. >Instead of speaking, she just stares, making you feel naked despite your attire. >Was she always sitting this close to you?>"You know what else I can tell?" >Her hoof slides off your shoulder and begins to trace your collarbone.>Open mouth, try to speak. >Anon95 cannot locate "bigboywords.wav">Shake your head. >"I know you're not getting what you want," she leans in to whisper, "what you neeeeeeeed, from those young ladies. I know they all leave you... in pain.""Hhh- w-what are you talking about?">Stellar withdraws from your personal space looking smug as ever. "Okay, sure, the last few times I've gone out have ended on platonic notes, but I still- aw, fuck!">Naturally, of all times you could spill wine on yourself, it had to be here, had to be now. >At least the spill was limited to your pants and not the sofa. >Stellar doesn't recoil like you did.>On the contrary, she seems somewhat amused. "I'm sorry, Stellar Flare, I wasn't paying attention-">"Don't worry about it," she says, waving a hoof. "Here, if you take those off, I can use a spell I know to clean the spill and keep the stain from setting."Captcha: PW0RD
>>39376931Well better take them off then cant have stains . Boy she sure is nice.
Have to continue tomorrow. Goodnight Anons.
>>39378293You got it
>>39376931"That's really not necessary, it'll be-">"Ah ah ah! I insist. I won't have my guest wearing his drink... not when I can do something about it.">Stellar sets her glass down on the nearby coffee table and hops to her hooves, her aura tugging at your shirt sleeve. >"C'mon, Anon. Be a good colt and humor me.""Oh, alright.">The slightest hint of a frown darkens get face when you drop your britches.>Ah yes, the ol' "you wear two layers of pants' trope.>Your host floats your pants out of your hands and trots off, out of sight without uttering another word. >Strange, couldn't she have performed the spell here?>Stellar Flare returns before you can contemplate it further. "Hey, thanks Stellar. I hope it wasn't too much...>>39367024>She's wearing your pants. >You know that old meme that asked about how AT-ATs would wear pants? >Yeah, that's the first thing this reminds you of. "...trouble..."Highest roll on a twenty sided die to dictate how Anon responds.
>>39365322>its still upbased
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>39381347Woo the mare with a song from the sitar you carry everywhere
>>39381527Kek, I may have to work that in even if it's not the highest roll.